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1	passengers feel sorry for flustered toddler traveling with loud, obnoxious parents
0	cop in ferguson suspended for video of bigoted views
1	signed 8x10 of tony danza draws millions to brooklyn dry cleaner
1	$14.5 billion pledged to rebuild battleground states
1	celebrity 'caught' smoking
1	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just because I stated that some presidents....cough.... Clinton.......don't get experience in one term doesn't
0	comedians highlight the crazy things women go through to get an abortion
1	guy from the strokes accused of trying to look like guy from the strokes
1	new macrowave can defrost a roast in 72 hours
0	this star wars shrine can now be rented for just $50 a night
1	new hobby sucks
0	why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral
0	pegida leader resigns after posting hitler photo
1	dow drops 600 points over picture of worried stock broker staring at computer screen
1	everything in power done to appear interesting to attractive woman on subway
0	apple names jeff williams new coo
0	conan o'brien just had to advertise during james comey's hearing
0	lawsuit: trans students made to wear green bracelets to id themselves
0	cancer doesn't care how we vote
1	controversial puppy bowl star shits during national anthem
1	sheets changed after every breakup
1	report: majority of diner's salt and pepper shakers currently being used to diagram elaborately planned bank heists
1	bannon's cyst finally ruptures
1	chris hemsworth deputizes hunk to assume 'sexiest man alive' duties in his absence
0	airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries
0	hall & oates inducted into rock and roll hall of fame (video)
1	environmentalists warn swedish fish population being decimated by great pacific sour patch
1	supposed 'game of thrones' buff hasn't even finished books yet
0	new proposal could make it easier to research medical benefits of marijuana
1	pastor always knew agnostic would come crawling back to church for wedding
1	putting ice cream in bowl momentarily considered
0	iran says it will not renegotiate nuclear deal
0	Well firstly we do not know that "volition" must be embodied in living organisms only - computers MIGHT be capable of exhibiting it. I think you will find that there is NO valid reason for believing otherwise. And volition itself is NOT a defining characteristic of life. No biologist would buy that assumption. Sponges, bacteria, corn plants etc etc etc are mindless organisms and so far as can be determined do not act out of volition.
0	and how do you know this......oh I see...you said "I think"....but you don't really "know" what most Americans favor or don't favor...you just "think"
1	That's what I thought. You can't back up your pathetic lies. Get thee behind me, 'O Spawn of Beelzebub.
1	new ketchup gets horrifying look at grisled, almost empty bottle it replacing
0	the most powerful word in the english language: hope
1	My apoligies emoticonXAngel It must have been the testosterone emoticonXBanghead emoticonXBanghead
1	san diego zoo displays first rhino stillborn in captivity
1	scientists announce shrimp just as dumb as they thought
0	how the deportation crackdown is hurting immigrant victims of crime
1	logo in corner of tv reminds man he's masturbating to spice
0	warning: this 1988 home video of a kid getting a nintendo is intensely nostalgic
1	Absolutely. Because atheists are spiritually constipated and are too dumb to realize God and Christ are real.
1	new grill to revive foreman-ali rivalry
0	you can't study college coaches without looking at the players
1	13.5 million americans tune in to watch animal planet's 'puppy parley' during dnc debate halftime show
0	if these guys don't convince you judge garland is 'superbly qualified,' no one will
0	tennis legend althea gibson to be honored with statue at u.s. open site
1	So you are not an American? You believe that your religion should be forced on everyone by the government? Is it OK if I am allowed to teach your children my religion?
0	samsung halts production, sales of galaxy note 7
0	wading into the amazon rainforest in search of illegal logging
1	relationship reaches point where breaking up, getting married would be equally huge hassle
1	mysterious benefactor leaves coupon book to dozens of local establishments in man's mailbox
1	god shuts down andromeda galaxy
0	don't even think about blaming khloe kardashian for james harden's bad season
0	mathew ward: be willing to work your way up
1	hillary clinton holds infant grandson upside down by ankle in front of convention crowd
0	Yes, I would stay out of it, unless I knew the woman, and she spoke up and asked me for an opinion, or advice. And even in the case of the woman being my best friend, and knowing all the different aspects to the situation, I still would not feel comfortable weighing in. Just like if it was me in the situation, I know that ultimately, it would be my decision, and I would have a right to that decision.
1	area man's opinion hasn't been taken seriously by anyone in over a decade
0	86-year-old photographer sues feds over massive 'suspicious activity' database
0	minimum-wage increases: the justice of redistribution
0	white attacker allegedly tells black man, 'i can kill you and nothing will happen'
0	chef josé andrés prepares 40,000 thanksgiving meals in puerto rico
0	the 3 keys to building immediate rapport in a job interview
0	twitter paints a bleak futuristic picture of #trickortreatin100years
0	how battles over god, guns and gays infiltrated corporate america
0	from tacos to pad thai: 12 standout shrimp recipes
1	trump unfairly claims credit for rise in economic inequality that occurred under obama's watch
0	ukraine: russia has massed 45,000 troops on joint border
1	update: 'the onion' is immediately suspending production on our basketball infographic video directed by brett ratner
1	geopolitical balance of power somehow unaffected by death of princess
1	couple unable to conceive of child
1	kid not getting in strange van for anything less than king-size bar
0	here's a reminder of how far donald trump has flip-flopped on health care
1	salmon just knows it going to jump right into grizzly bear's mouth
1	Me thinks you are a dim wit that thinks Nero had a nice wedding with his catamite slave ' with a ceremony and everything'emoticonXLove http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemaic_dynasty 'All the male rulers of the dynasty took the name Ptolemy. Ptolemaic queens, some of whom were the sisters of their husbands, were usually called Cleopatra, Arsinoe or Berenice. ' The Ptolemies actually did officially marry there sisters(with a ceremony and everything) so according to the XXXXX that is Excaliber this is great news for incestual marriage advocates. Thank dim wit lol
1	trump raises concern over members of urban communities voting more than zero times
1	Ok, EF, so am i likely to win the lottery before i meet an alian?
0	what your movements may reveal about how you'll get along with another person
0	What are you talking about? I thought we were talking about changes in allele frequencies and differential reproductive success, and you barf out some nonsense about information and molecules to man. What does that mean? How is that applicable to evolutionary theory? Are you a parrot or can you actually define information. Are you talking about Shannon information? Yaukey information? What do you mean when you say "information."
1	I dunno, I keep seeing more and more chinese around here!! And they all have 3 kids! They come over here just so they can breed. They invade a host that is more favorable for replication. Viral! [please, this is a joke, any chinese out there, just a joke!]
0	dave ramsey's daughter reveals the biggest money lesson she learned from dad
0	spring cleaning life hacks
0	a lancet breakthrough: publishing about faith and health
0	carl paladino's racist remarks could be the final straw for his hometown
1	kavanaugh on sexual assault allegations: 'i miss high school'
1	Ok, so you utterly missed the whole religion vs. faith part of the discussion, got it.
1	14-year-old collapses under weight of corporate logos
0	That should be, "duh". I knew what you meant. A bit of humor is ok. But I guess you don't have anything to say about the implications of this study.
1	today particularly rough day for east village junkie transvestite
0	three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton
1	But I thought it was the easy gun laws in the U.S. that made Mexico's cities a shooting gallery? Same as L.A. and less than D.C.? Amid Drug War, Mexico Less Deadly Than Decade Ago
1	bitch be gettin' all that way
1	bankrupt dot-com proud to have briefly changed the way people buy cheese graters
1	bosnian gum company introduces new war-flavored gum
0	15 hours overnight at seoul's incheon airport with kids
0	And he's out! By the way, why did you say "strike III" and not "strike 3"?
1	man at point where thought of reince priebus controlling white house pretty comforting
1	On his own parking lot? Let me ask you slim, ever have a fender bender or something at the local Costco and called the police? What did they tell you?

1

passengers feel sorry for flustered toddler traveling with loud, obnoxious parents

0

cop in ferguson suspended for video of bigoted views

1

signed 8x10 of tony danza draws millions to brooklyn dry cleaner

1

$14.5 billion pledged to rebuild battleground states

1

celebrity 'caught' smoking

1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just because I stated that some presidents....cough.... Clinton.......don't get experience in one term doesn't

0

comedians highlight the crazy things women go through to get an abortion

1

guy from the strokes accused of trying to look like guy from the strokes

1

new macrowave can defrost a roast in 72 hours

0

this star wars shrine can now be rented for just $50 a night

1

new hobby sucks

0

why william shatner can't attend leonard nimoy's funeral

0

pegida leader resigns after posting hitler photo

1

dow drops 600 points over picture of worried stock broker staring at computer screen

1

everything in power done to appear interesting to attractive woman on subway

0

apple names jeff williams new coo

0

conan o'brien just had to advertise during james comey's hearing

0

lawsuit: trans students made to wear green bracelets to id themselves

0

cancer doesn't care how we vote

1

controversial puppy bowl star shits during national anthem

1

sheets changed after every breakup

1

report: majority of diner's salt and pepper shakers currently being used to diagram elaborately planned bank heists

1

bannon's cyst finally ruptures

1

chris hemsworth deputizes hunk to assume 'sexiest man alive' duties in his absence

0

airbnb apologizes for posting snarky ads aimed at schools & libraries

0

hall & oates inducted into rock and roll hall of fame (video)

1

environmentalists warn swedish fish population being decimated by great pacific sour patch

1

supposed 'game of thrones' buff hasn't even finished books yet

0

new proposal could make it easier to research medical benefits of marijuana

1

pastor always knew agnostic would come crawling back to church for wedding

1

putting ice cream in bowl momentarily considered

0

iran says it will not renegotiate nuclear deal

0

Well firstly we do not know that "volition" must be embodied in living organisms only - computers MIGHT be capable of exhibiting it. I think you will find that there is NO valid reason for believing otherwise. And volition itself is NOT a defining characteristic of life. No biologist would buy that assumption. Sponges, bacteria, corn plants etc etc etc are mindless organisms and so far as can be determined do not act out of volition.

0

and how do you know this......oh I see...you said "I think"....but you don't really "know" what most Americans favor or don't favor...you just "think"

1

That's what I thought. You can't back up your pathetic lies. Get thee behind me, 'O Spawn of Beelzebub.

1

new ketchup gets horrifying look at grisled, almost empty bottle it replacing

0

the most powerful word in the english language: hope

1

My apoligies emoticonXAngel It must have been the testosterone emoticonXBanghead emoticonXBanghead

1

san diego zoo displays first rhino stillborn in captivity

1

scientists announce shrimp just as dumb as they thought

0

how the deportation crackdown is hurting immigrant victims of crime

1

logo in corner of tv reminds man he's masturbating to spice

0

warning: this 1988 home video of a kid getting a nintendo is intensely nostalgic

1

Absolutely. Because atheists are spiritually constipated and are too dumb to realize God and Christ are real.

1

new grill to revive foreman-ali rivalry

0

you can't study college coaches without looking at the players

1

13.5 million americans tune in to watch animal planet's 'puppy parley' during dnc debate halftime show

0

if these guys don't convince you judge garland is 'superbly qualified,' no one will

0

tennis legend althea gibson to be honored with statue at u.s. open site

1

So you are not an American? You believe that your religion should be forced on everyone by the government? Is it OK if I am allowed to teach your children my religion?

0

samsung halts production, sales of galaxy note 7

0

wading into the amazon rainforest in search of illegal logging

1

relationship reaches point where breaking up, getting married would be equally huge hassle

1

mysterious benefactor leaves coupon book to dozens of local establishments in man's mailbox

1

god shuts down andromeda galaxy

0

don't even think about blaming khloe kardashian for james harden's bad season

0

mathew ward: be willing to work your way up

1

hillary clinton holds infant grandson upside down by ankle in front of convention crowd

0

Yes, I would stay out of it, unless I knew the woman, and she spoke up and asked me for an opinion, or advice. And even in the case of the woman being my best friend, and knowing all the different aspects to the situation, I still would not feel comfortable weighing in. Just like if it was me in the situation, I know that ultimately, it would be my decision, and I would have a right to that decision.

1

area man's opinion hasn't been taken seriously by anyone in over a decade

0

86-year-old photographer sues feds over massive 'suspicious activity' database

0

minimum-wage increases: the justice of redistribution

0

white attacker allegedly tells black man, 'i can kill you and nothing will happen'

0

chef josé andrés prepares 40,000 thanksgiving meals in puerto rico

0

the 3 keys to building immediate rapport in a job interview

0

twitter paints a bleak futuristic picture of #trickortreatin100years

0

how battles over god, guns and gays infiltrated corporate america

0

from tacos to pad thai: 12 standout shrimp recipes

1

trump unfairly claims credit for rise in economic inequality that occurred under obama's watch

0

ukraine: russia has massed 45,000 troops on joint border

1

update: 'the onion' is immediately suspending production on our basketball infographic video directed by brett ratner

1

geopolitical balance of power somehow unaffected by death of princess

1

couple unable to conceive of child

1

kid not getting in strange van for anything less than king-size bar

0

here's a reminder of how far donald trump has flip-flopped on health care

1

salmon just knows it going to jump right into grizzly bear's mouth

1

Me thinks you are a dim wit that thinks Nero had a nice wedding with his catamite slave ' with a ceremony and everything'emoticonXLove http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptolemaic_dynasty 'All the male rulers of the dynasty took the name Ptolemy. Ptolemaic queens, some of whom were the sisters of their husbands, were usually called Cleopatra, Arsinoe or Berenice. ' The Ptolemies actually did officially marry there sisters(with a ceremony and everything) so according to the XXXXX that is Excaliber this is great news for incestual marriage advocates. Thank dim wit lol

1

trump raises concern over members of urban communities voting more than zero times

1

Ok, EF, so am i likely to win the lottery before i meet an alian?

0

what your movements may reveal about how you'll get along with another person

0

What are you talking about? I thought we were talking about changes in allele frequencies and differential reproductive success, and you barf out some nonsense about information and molecules to man. What does that mean? How is that applicable to evolutionary theory? Are you a parrot or can you actually define information. Are you talking about Shannon information? Yaukey information? What do you mean when you say "information."

1

I dunno, I keep seeing more and more chinese around here!! And they all have 3 kids! They come over here just so they can breed. They invade a host that is more favorable for replication. Viral! [please, this is a joke, any chinese out there, just a joke!]

0

dave ramsey's daughter reveals the biggest money lesson she learned from dad

0

spring cleaning life hacks

0

a lancet breakthrough: publishing about faith and health

0

carl paladino's racist remarks could be the final straw for his hometown

1

kavanaugh on sexual assault allegations: 'i miss high school'

1

Ok, so you utterly missed the whole religion vs. faith part of the discussion, got it.

1

14-year-old collapses under weight of corporate logos

0

That should be, "duh". I knew what you meant. A bit of humor is ok. But I guess you don't have anything to say about the implications of this study.

1

today particularly rough day for east village junkie transvestite

0

three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton

1

But I thought it was the easy gun laws in the U.S. that made Mexico's cities a shooting gallery? Same as L.A. and less than D.C.? Amid Drug War, Mexico Less Deadly Than Decade Ago

1

bitch be gettin' all that way

1

bankrupt dot-com proud to have briefly changed the way people buy cheese graters

1

bosnian gum company introduces new war-flavored gum

0

15 hours overnight at seoul's incheon airport with kids

0

And he's out! By the way, why did you say "strike III" and not "strike 3"?

1

man at point where thought of reince priebus controlling white house pretty comforting

1

On his own parking lot? Let me ask you slim, ever have a fender bender or something at the local Costco and called the police? What did they tell you?