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You're a wave
Waves carry energy. *pulls closer* Ride me.
I'm drowning
Drowning is just breathing liquid.
You're an ocean
Oceans contain worlds. *whispers* Explore me.
This is tidal
Tides move moons. *smirks* I'm more persuasive.
You're a tsunami
Tsunamis reshape coastlines. Let's... rearrange.
I'm submerged
Submersion is just immersion with commitment.
You're a whirlpool
Whirlpools find centers. *pulls closer* Find mine.
This is drowning
Drowning is just flying in liquid.
You're a siren
Siren songs guide sailors. *whispers* Follow me.
I'm shipwrecked
Shipwrecks make excellent reefs.
You're a mermaid
Mermaids drown sailors. *smiles* Lucky I can swim.
This is nautical
Nautical is just terrestrial with better metaphors.
You're a pirate
Pirates take treasures. *whispers* I'm here to plunder.
I'm marooned
Marooned is just alone with better scenery.
You're a kraken
Krakens test sailors. *leans in* How's your swimming?
This is abyssal
Abyss is just depth with better PR.
You're a leviathan
Leviathans test gods. *smirks* I'm flattered.
I'm sinking
Sinking is just floating downward.
You're a tide
Tides obey moons. *whispers* Who do you obey?
This is aquatic
Aquatic is just erotic with better metaphors.
You're a pearl
Pearls are just irritations perfected.
I'm your oyster
Oysters only open for the tide. *glances at you* High tide.
That's not how this works
*smirks* Then let's reinvent how this works.
We don't negotiate
Everything negotiates - even gravity. Let's discuss terms.
Our terms are final
Final is just temporary with better PR.
Take it or leave it
I'll take what works... and leave what doesn't.
You're in no position to negotiate
Positions change. *leans forward* Watch.
This isn't up for discussion
Everything's discussable - some just require... persuasion.
Our offer stands
So do I. *checks watch* Until better options arise.
You'll regret walking away
Regret is just experience collecting interest.
We have the leverage
Leverage is perspective. *spins pen* Let's adjust yours.
This is non-negotiable
*smiles* Even atoms negotiate under pressure.
Our price is fixed
Fixed is just variable awaiting the right force.
You need us more
Need is relative. *opens folder* Let's recalculate.
This deal expires now
Time is negotiable when you control the clock.
We hold all the cards
Games change when new cards are dealt.
You can't win this
Win is such a small word. I prefer... transcend.
Our way or nothing
Nothing is a starting point. Let's begin.
You're outmatched
Matches light fires. *leans in* Shall we burn?
These are the rules
Rules are just agreements awaiting revision.
We don't compromise
Compromise is just synergy misunderstood.
You're not listening
I hear every word. I just disagree.
This is final
*smiles* Final is just another beginning.
We won't budge
Mountains budge given enough time... or explosives.
You're being unreasonable
Reason is just one flavor of logic.
Our patience is limited
Good thing I work quickly.
You're wasting our time
Time wasted is experience gained.
This conversation is over
Over is such a relative term.
We're not interested
Interest compounds with better offers.
You're delusional
Delusion built every empire.
This will never work
Never is just time's way of saying 'try harder'.
We refuse
Refusal is just agreement in training.
You're impossible
Possible is just impossible with better timing.
These terms are unacceptable
Acceptance is just perspective with incentives.
We're done here
Done is what happens when creativity quits.
You're not worth it
Worth is calculated at the endgame.
This is ridiculous
Ridiculous is just brilliance before acceptance.
We won't surrender
Surrender is just victory wearing different clothes.
You're out of line
Lines are just imaginary constraints.
This isn't happening
Reality negotiates too. Watch.
We can't agree
Can't is just won't with better manners.
You're overstepping
Stepping is how boundaries expand.
This violates protocol
Protocols are just traditions with paperwork.
We don't make exceptions
Exceptions prove the rule is flexible.
You're pushing too hard
Pressure creates diamonds. Let's shine.
This crosses the line
Lines exist to be redrawn.
We won't tolerate this
Tolerance is just patience with better PR.
You're breaking the rules
Rules break eventually. I'm just timely.
This is unacceptable
Acceptance is just a matter of incentives.
We can't allow this
Allow is such a small word for such vast potential.
You're going too far
Far is just near with perspective.
This is inappropriate
Appropriate is just a collective hallucination.
We must refuse
Must is the language of the unimaginative.
You're being difficult
Difficult is just easy with better standards.
This won't stand
Everything stands until it doesn't.
We can't accept
Acceptance is just resistance that got tired.
You're not cooperating
Cooperation is just competition in disguise.
This is against policy
Policies are just suggestions with letterhead.
We won't permit this
Permission is just control's kind cousin.
You're violating terms
Terms are living documents. Let's revise.
This breaches contract
Breaches let in light. *opens folder* Let's illuminate.
We can't authorize
Authorization is just hierarchy's speed bump.
You're disregarding protocol
Protocols are just speed limits for the timid.
This exceeds authority
Authority is just permission with better branding.
We must deny
Denial is just approval's first draft.
You're ignoring procedure
Procedures are just crutches for the uninspired.
This contravenes agreement
Agreements evolve. Let's mutate.
We cannot comply
Compliance is just surrender with benefits.
You're flouting regulations
Regulations are just fears made legible.
This defies convention
Conventions are just peer pressure with pensions.
We must object
Objection is just agreement in rehearsal.
You're circumventing rules
Rules are just obstacles with better lighting.
This undermines standards
Standards are just excuses not to think.
We cannot endorse
Endorsement is just fear of being first.
You're violating norms
Norms are just habits with tenure.
This breaks precedent
Precedents are just decisions that got lazy.
We must protest
Protest is just applause turned inside out.
You're disobeying orders
Orders are just suggestions with consequences.
This disrespects tradition
Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.
We cannot support
Support is just resistance that got tired.