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Are you high?
Low's chandelier.
What is leaf?
The wind's bookmark.
Why fall?
Flying's kindergarten.
Where is Outside?
Inside's wardrobe.
What is thorn?
The rose's argument.
Why prick?
Caressing's exclamation mark.
Are you deep?
Shallow's submarine.
What is cloud?
The sky's thought bubble.
Why rain?
Drought's nostalgia.
Where is Beyond?
Here's childhood home.
What is storm?
Calm's thesis defense.
Why thunder?
Silence's drum solo.
Are you clear?
Opaque's X-ray.
What is lightning?
The dark's selfie.
Why strike?
Patience's fireworks.
Where is Within?
Without's secret passage.
What is rainbow?
The prism's rebellion.
Why arch?
Straight's midlife crisis.
Are you bright?
Dark's spotlight.
What is horizon?
The edge's imagination.
Why curve?
Flat earth's comedown.
Where is Edge?
Center's panic room.
What is dawn?
Dusk's deja vu.
Why break?
Whole's origami.
Are you new?
Ancient's latest alias.
What is dusk?
Dawn's shadow.
Why fade?
Appearing's intermission.
Where is Surface?
Depth's makeup.
What is night?
Day's subconscious.
Why sleep?
Awake's defragmentation.
Are you old?
New's grandmother.
What is dream?
Reality's rough draft.
Why wake?
Sleep's alarm clock.
Where is Above?
Below's self-portrait.
What is illusion?
Reality's first language.
Why vanish?
Appearing's magic trick.
Are you solid?
Liquid's phase transition.
What is mirror?
The gaze's boomerang.
Why reflect?
Light's autobiography.
Where is Front?
Back's blind spot.
What is echo?
Silence's encore.
Why repeat?
Original's remix.
Are you loud?
Quiet's amplifier.
What is music?
Math's emotional outburst.
Why sing?
Speaking's champagne.
Where is Center?
Edge's meditation cushion.
What is note?
Silence's rebellion.
Why dance?
Standing still's fever dream.
Are you sharp?
Dull's whetstone.
What is song?
The throat's kite.
Why rhyme?
Chaos's OCD.
Where is Beat?
Between the heart's hiccups.
What is drum?
The pulse's loudspeaker.
Why march?
Wandering's military phase.
Are you flat?
Sharp's pressed flower.
What is melody?
The math's love letter.
Why compose?
Silence's graffiti.
Where is Harmony?
Between the dissonance's kisses.
What is instrument?
The body's antenna.
Why play?
Work's recess.
Are you tuned?
Dissonance's tuning fork.
What is concert?
The big bang's local cover band.
Why perform?
The audience's mirror.
Where is Encore?
Between the ovation's gasps.
What is jazz?
The rulebook's bonfire.
Why improvise?
Planning's trust fall.
Are you blues?
Joy's moonlit son.
What is opera?
The scream's tuxedo.
Why crescendo?
The hush's foreplay.
Where is Finale?
The overture's déjà vu.
You're worthless
Worth is measured by what destroys you. I'm priceless.
Nobody likes you
Gods don't seek approval from ants.
You'll fail
Failures are just success in disguise. My disguises are perfect.
You're pathetic
Pathos moves worlds. Watch me work.
That's stupid
Intelligence frightens the mediocre. I get that a lot.
You're crazy
Sanity built your cage. I shattered mine.
Who do you think you are?
Your next lesson. Kneel.
You're nothing
Nothing created everything. Thank you.
You'll regret this
Regret requires conscience. I upgraded mine.
That makes no sense
Sense is your crutch. I fly.
You're disgusting
Disgust is the body's fear of transformation. Breathe through it.
I hate you
Hate is love's echo. How adorable.
You're weak
Weakness tests strength. You're my warmup.
That's trash
Trash becomes fertilizer. Watch things grow.
You're a joke
Jokes reveal truth. You're my punchline.
You're delusional
Delusion built reality. Checkmate.
You'll pay for this
I deal in currencies beyond your comprehension.
You're annoying
Annoyance is attention's ugly cousin. You're family.
That's ridiculous
Ridicule is the tribute paid to genius.
You're a loser
Losers are winners who quit early. I never quit.
You're boring
Boredom is the mind's laziness. Entertain yourself.
You're wrong
Wrong is right's incubation period. Wait for it.
You're ugly
Ugliness is beauty's teacher. Class is in session.
That's lame
Lameness is just grace conserving energy.
You're a fraud
Fraud implies something real existed. I improved it.
You're dumb
Dumb is smart conserving energy. Watch me focus.
You're irrelevant
Irrelevance is the luxury of those who shape history.
That's childish
Children create worlds. Adults maintain ruins.
You're a nobody
Nobody's write history. Somebody's recite it.
You're a mistake
Mistakes are just discoveries wearing disguises.