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3766 Sooo happy! Just got a call from my manager. And it's good news! I have a 12-hr shift this Mon from 11am-11pm at another kfc branch! Yey!
3767 sooo in about 20 years I still see Michael Jackson putting out new songs... just like Tupac lol
3768 Sooo myy mom jus toldd me imma qo too a therapist... wtf?!
3769 "Soooo bc ppl don't like Nicki Minaj its a race thing?! `WE' as a race don't want to pass the torch?! GTFOH, shits wack. PERIOD"
3770 "Soooo Larry King retired, does that mean I get first dibs on the suspenders?"
3771 sorry i forgot to mention: CALVIN HARRIS \* hyperventilates. http://FakeURL
3772 sorry i'm hearing coldplay been played on @FakeUsername radio now... chris martin has got great talent elton john rated him along with muse as...
3773 sorry yall i need my funk! check it out! --) gladys knight - who is she and what is she to you http://FakeURL via @FakeUsername
3774 ``Soul Train wk 3 @FakeUsername. Loved Dee's'' ``Dancing n the Streets'''' with the ORIGINAL Vandelas... too cool http://FakeURL''
3775 Spain seems so cool! I wanna be there with him!!
3776 Spielberg #FakeHashtag; s Abe Lincoln movie http://FakeURL
3777 Spike is in love with Buffy
3778 Sso dramtic \* nudges with foot \* get up! RT @FakeUsername @FakeUsername \* falls to the floor \* I don't wanna leave the house!
3779 Stand And Be Groped http://FakeURL
3780 Starting 2 learn how 2 play fireworks by @FakeUsername on the piano 2day:) thank u YouTube 4 posting a video & teaching me lol
3781 Starting to think that Tom Brady will win the MVP hands down. Vick won't come close
3782 "State of the Social (SotS) Google, Yahoo, MySpace, Twitter and Groupons buyout http://FakeURL"
3783 State of the Union speech to focus on jobs: Obama (Reuters) http://FakeURL
3784 Steals and Deals 1/11: Thanks for participating - Money - TODAYshow.com http://FakeURL via @FakeUsername
3785 Steelers with a very productive drive so far. Now at the Jets 23 yard line. #FakeHashtag #FakeHashtag #FakeHashtag
3786 Stepped out for a few to get food. Then time to see a savage sports.
3787 Steve Clemons: The Impact Today and Tomorrow of Chalmers Johnson http://FakeURL
3788 Steve Perry To Rejoin Journey? http://FakeURL Hello awesome!
3789 Steve Wilkos you legend!.
3790 Still unclear to me if the iphone alarm clock bug is due to something special about 2011 or if it's just the first new year after iOS update
3791 ``Sting was Captain Save-a-Hoe in'' ``Roxanne''''''
3792 "Strawberry, vanilla, & chocolate cakes before they enter the oven.:) http://FakeURL"
3793 STS Also Just Announced an Expansion -- This one Mile High http://FakeURL
3794 Subscribed to dlee719 http://FakeURL
3795 Success is not to be pursued; it is to be attracted by the person you become. ~ Jim Rohn
3796 Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals. ~ Jim Rohn
3797 Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill
3798 Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. ~ Jim Rohn
3799 "Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers. ~ Tony Robbins"
3800 Sudan's split and emergence of an independent nation has politico-strategic significance. No African watcher should ignore this.
3801 "Sufjan Stevens On Downloads: Sufjan Stevens has spoken about his attitude to downloading, and the impact of p... http://FakeURL"
3802 Suggestions to Keeping Your Work Uniforms Looking Their Best http://FakeURL #FakeHashtag
3803 Sun and music http://FakeURL
3804 Support my bro @FakeUsername and download The Last Summer Mixtape at http://FakeURL for FREE!!!
3805 Surgeon General issues `Call to Action' on breastfeeding (AHN) http://FakeURL
3806 Surprised? not that expectation is high for Norm Chow who packs it in regularly regarldless of where he gets a pay check.
3807 "Susan Boyle seems to choke up often, she has such a mean look and no personality, cancels more than she appears #FakeHashtag"
3808 SWAGG CRAZY RT @FakeUsername: RT @FakeUsername: Locked on @FakeUsername THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT
3809 Sweet. Dan Savage on CNN right now.
3810 "Swing hard, in case they throw the ball where you're swinging. - Duke Snider"
3811 Take a look at this video -- Black Guy Dancing While Eating Fried Chicken http://FakeURL via @FakeUsername
3812 ``Take the HOME BUSINESS `LITMUS TEST'''' > http://FakeURL''
3813 Takeover Thursdays - For some Mike Vick's comeback story not enough...: http://FakeURL
3814 Tape the mirror back on #FakeHashtag? http://FakeURL
3815 "Tava Tea is proven to ease digestion, reduce bloating, burns 2.5 times more calories than Green Tea & tastes great! http://FakeURL"
3816 Tax season celebration! #FakeHashtag is giving away an Apple iPad every week for 10 weeks! Be Creative! http://FakeURL
3817 "TD Bears, back in the game! NFL"
3818 ``TEA PARTY;'' ``Tales from the Real World'''' at: RoseDogBookstore.com or call; 800-834-1803. You will never read a book like this again.''
3819 Technology Ask the Internet Roundup (Hive Mind) http://FakeURL
3820 Teena Marie though... still can't believe it
3821 Teena Marie used to be under Cash Money Records?!?!?!?
3822 "tell me what u think The GetMore Girls, Part One http://FakeURL"
3823 TF my dad Aint been in my life EVER! & `nd now he wanna try. FUCK that nd FUCK yhu
3824 THANK U BABY JESUS FOR THAT FALSE START!!!! #FakeHashtag #FakeHashtag
3825 Thank you Under Armour haha http://FakeURL http://FakeURL
3826 "Thank you!: D RT @FakeUsername: tinymaDAMIE well i'm good, as always... just thought i'd check in really."
3827 "Thank you. RT @FakeUsername: @FakeUsername Sleep well, Dr Gratton."
3828 Thanks for the mention! RT @FakeUsername: Hue Daily is out! http://FakeURL? Top stories today by @FakeUsername
3829 "Thanks Reggie Bush!!! You made that TD possible!!! Who knew Reggie, lowkey, wanted to be a Falcon!!!"
3830 Thanks to #FakeHashtag I now know what `Prince Albert' is
3831 thanks to twitter I now know Dobby died... im still watching the movie this weekend though
3832 That AT&T commercial is hilarious
3833 that Marvin Gaye track is awesome.. play count = 9
3834 that oil last night was a tad bit strong!! #FakeHashtag
3835 That tackle was the highlight of the game. Lol.
3836 That was way to stressful for a game with Todd Collins and Caleb Hanie taking snaps. #FakeHashtag
3837 "That_s the Bruno Jupiter, juup:) on Twitpic http://FakeURL"
3838 That's a Real DARK heart \* giggles \* RT @FakeUsername: All I want is you!?
3839 "That's all he can do though... but he does it well, Devin Hester"
3840 That's right Bears get out of the championship and make way for the Green Bay Packers!!!!!! EAT IT BEARS FANS!
3841 "That's what I'm talkin bout! Go Bears! RT @FakeUsername: #FakeHashtag RT @FakeUsername: Touchdown Chicago, let's go"
3842 Thats great Gucci Mane got arrested... again... when will he learn
3843 Thats making me horny girl:) @FakeUsername) http://FakeURL
3844 Thats my shit right there! RT @FakeUsername #FakeHashtag Nelly - Luven Me \*\* WHOAAAA \* Nelly used to be the fucking man
3845 thats not nice: P @FakeUsername live on http://FakeURL)
3846 The `Bed Intruder Guy' Snags His Own Reality Pilot - TheInsider.com http://FakeURL
3847 The 30 Greatest Angelic Resolutions for 2011 by @FakeUsername http://FakeURL #FakeHashtag via @FakeUsername -LRB-
3848 The accent RT @FakeUsername: I don't know what it is about Alan Shawn Feinstein that I hate. Maybe it's these annoying ass commercials. \* shrugs \*
3849 The AirPlay Network: Week One of the Age of iPad was barely weekended when Keith Olbermann was removed from his... http://FakeURL
3850 The anesthesiologist is coming to get Kirstin in 30 minutes: - (Time for probing
3851 The bartender here is heavy handed.. #FakeHashtag
3852 The Bears still suck!! Super bowl bound baby!!!!!!!
3853 The Best US Cities for Vacations - http://FakeURL
3854 "The best way to predict the future, is to invent it... (Alan Kay) RT @FakeUsername"
3855 The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. ~ Napoleon Hill
3856 The boff of yaass RT @FakeUsername: @FakeUsername miss you too. I wana see you soon!
3857 "The Borrowers, Mary Norton - The HOURS I spent as a kid, trying to figure out if we had any Borrowers living... http://FakeURL"
3858 The Brand New Fashion & Beauty Magazine To Buy Online - http://FakeURL
3859 "The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear. ~ Mandela"
3860 The cell phone commercials during this game are the best - and that Old Spice one just now
3861 "The Chief Secretary, Tan Sri Sidek Hassan should defuse the Selangor constitutional crisis... http://FakeURL #FakeHashtag"
3862 the christmas tree man - The Secret Keys to What Women Want in a Man http://FakeURL
3863 The claim that government spending is inevitably wasted is patently false' - George Soros http://FakeURL
3864 THE CURLS ARE OUTTT! <3 @FakeUsername live on http://FakeURL)
3865 The Da Vinci code is so boring! I'm falling asleep: Z