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r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 | |
I still kinda wish they kept all the ToN stages as permanent things. Maybe even allow use to mix and match which bosses we fight for a custom stage. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Remember, dokkutah. You don't have to clear everything. Just play what you want, by your own pace.
This month updates are crazy though. IS4 update, RA2, Trials 4, and of course the main event.
The Y1 is when update is still quite irregular, to the point Arknights content creators sometimes don't have anything to post. However, after ... CC beta, I think, dead weeks becoming lesser and lesser.
Hope Arknights will stay for a long time! At least until we could have a full squad of Sui. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Agree. Sometimes I revisit SSS just because, so a permanent Trials mode just for fun is always welcomed. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The devs were devious to drop Trials for Navigator, Reclamation Algorithm, and the final event stages within a week of each other | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Everyday I feel like I'm laging behind with so much content and so little time to play. Even though Arknights is the only game I play I still haven't cleared IS-2 let alone 3,4 and now the sand event. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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Year 1: I’m too weak
Year 2: I’m too weak | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Man its pretty hard to play this game with full power after four years... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Man I miss the old cc | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
fr, so many grind centric events at once aren't that good of an idea, especially since they mostly just reward you with materials and not pull currency - there might be less of an incentive to actually finish. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
at this point the only incentive I have is to build characters. Im running out of 6 stars to build tbh. the only ones left are really bad ones. All time goes in farming with little left for story events that I barely scrape by at the last day with guides. They really should just add sweep so that we can focus on gameplay focused events like IS and RA. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I'm glad that we have game modes available to play beyond the daily routine | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Heres the thing: they aint all mandatory, IS and and RA is pretty much optional, like you only have to spend sanity and get orundums those are the important shit, everything else can be optional so play it your pace id argue modules are also optional mate like you can clear the game even without those they are just there as an upgrade | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
oh so I’m not the only one, I still haven’t touched the new IS themes | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The Devs really be trollin fr | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
You want activities? We’ll give you activities alright | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
😂😂😂 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Now build spuria, kirara, ceylon and other meh 5-stars | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Personally I actually love building 4 and 5 stars, can be really fun trying to clear an event (like this one) with our 6* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
you know after years of development adding new stuff and mechanics into the game, there is still no sweep system for resource levels like why cant you make farming more accessible and easy why do you have to make us suffer | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Then: complain about nothing else to do
Now: complain about having so much to do
HG: 😎 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Why can't I ever just enjoy RA why does it keep showing up with tons of other events | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Permanent ToN, SSS, CC, Ceobe Fungimist, Hymnoi Wisdom.... I really just want to replay every single mode | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
I can relate BUT call me crazy cuz I still want a permanent game endgame mode modeled after Interlocking Competition's (you can only use a character once per stage) mechanics. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
I wonder if they’ll ever rerun the SSS bosses in anything, they’d probably need to adjust some of their abilities. It’s kinda a shame that these unique bosses just get thrown away once their stage is removed. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Yeah a lot of fun and creative bosses never to be seen again it does feel like a waste | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Don't forget the R6 collab this month 😆 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 | |
Bro same, I also need an advice on what message to give to my wives Ansel and Mizuki when they return. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I won't bite, i promise. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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the golden age is coming | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I've been inside Lumen | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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Dear viewers,
We wish to provide a cinematic experience faithful towards the source material.
We wish to bring you an experience akin to HS-8. Hopefully your viewing experience is as "smooth" as playing this stage with whatever device you choose to witness this piece in. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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legalize originium bombs | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Cuora's pov 99% of the time | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Now i have become Dublinn, the Destroyer of Phones | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
We need to use these in drone warfare | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Imagine being some poor conscript in an unnamed middle eastern country and all the sudden you're playing the IRL version of an EDF game on max difficulty | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Fr though literally me in 2042 battling for my life in Chongqing just to be killed by one of these in some brutal way 😂 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Swag eblana | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-17-08 |
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Source for the [rock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Tendency) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Your wife if she's still breathing. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
As an unofficial rock bro, I also support Mandy in whatever form she is
https://preview.redd.it/cxdbnvq5vsid1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ed0ef5f64e4297057915d2b471c863957e01c3 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
1) i don't think she's on the smaller side
2) boobs are boobs, personally i prefer small but still
3) if she's small you are closer to her heart whe you hug her | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Bro is a widower | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
small boobs are aesthetically more nice (at least for my perception, everyone has a different preferences) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
They are, they make women more cute and/or elegant, at least in my opinion | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I don't think she has small boobs honestly, maybe they are not big but medium is premium after all 👌🏻 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
One day you the non-believers will see, she is coming out a 100%. My dad works for HG, trust me bro. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I feel like i need to specify that i love every part of Mandragora from head to toe, and me joking about her chest size does not mean i do not want to listen to her heartbeat as i put another pulse in her ifyaknowhatimsayin | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
She was too good for this sinful Earth :( | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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>listen to her heartbeat
Bro you ain't gonna hear anything there. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 | |
Epic review aside do you have any tips for beginner writers? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Criticism was requested, and criticism I shall provide! (But, y'know, chill criticism.)
First off, I'm not really a smut writer so I can't really help on that front, so I'll just try and help out on the technical side of things. (If ya'll need amazing smut writers to take notes from, Deuceposter, GrandLeviathan, and Eusia are great.)
Let's start off with the good. The writing is solid, and the train of thought flows pretty well from one point to the next. You can slip into the POV of the Doc very well, and the whole story goes pretty smoothly! There's not any jarring jumps or anything, and for that alone I'd say it's already looking pretty good!
Ok, next. While I said I'm not a smut writer or anything (the closest thing I will ever write that's smut is [G-rated](https://archiveofourown.org/works/55364440)), I do have a suggestion. You'll notice how when you're doing certain things, your thought pattern will change depending on what you're doing? Like when you're sitting on a chair reading, you can think about things slowly and deeply, compared to when you're running around and your thoughts get jagged and one-note? A lot of writers want to mimic those sensations in their prose. When things are going slow, use long sentences as you would. As things speed up, you can try to mimic that by making your sentences quicker and quicker. As an example...
*We start off slowly and leisurely in our motions. Each thought is nice and well paced, flowing smoothly, pleasant and slow. We speed up, things go faster. Each motion, ragged and rough. Faster and faster, breathless, rushing, until-!*
Back to the good: I don't know much about Nadine, but the way you've written her already tells a lot about her background, which is good. I like how she'd integrated into the world, and it doesn't feel out of place at all. That's a very good thing to keep track of. In addition, her character bounces off well with your own (or your doctor, if you prefer). Both people keep moving the story forward, and that's good.
There are some minor nitpicks here and there, but those will be fixed with time and practice, if you choose to keep going. Overall, yeah, it's good! Just gotta work on pacing the story a bit and highlighting key moments. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
~~Smh where's the feet~~ | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
In text and in second fanart included. I wasn't sure whether to use that one as the opening cover, considering that type of content is banned on the main sub. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Alright, noted. Thank you! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
No problem! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
>I wasn't sure whether to use that one as the opening cover,
The one where she's tied up? I think that's acceptable here as it isnt the main sub haha.
Anyways nice food, you cooked. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 | |
(SPOILERS AHEAD)
It's been a few weeks now. Despite my solitary confinement, I've fucked 2 people. But instead of restraining me further, instead the higher-ups brought me to the cell where Talulah was. When I asked them why, they said that she would explain it.
I don't know what all happened to her, nor do I know why she's here. That's way above my pay grade. I'm not too hyped about fucking a terrorist, but I've no other choice.
When I entered the cell, it looked absolutely barren, nothing compared to mine. All there was was a big slab coming from the bottom of the wall in front of me that acted as both a seat and bed, as well as a pile of clothes to the right side of the room, a small notebook with a pencil to its side, and Talulah herself, sitting on the bed, her legs crossed, with a blank expression on her face.
Talulah was staring. Not at me, but right past me, at a wall. I was understandably quite nervous, so I opened my mouth to speak.
“Um, Miss Ta-”
I freeze in place as it looks like Talulah has broken from a trance to look at me. She has a stone cold, almost dead expression, the type of expression you'd see on a statue, but also determination of some sort.
“Good morning, agent. I'm glad to see a new face, instead of the one who comes in to give me my mandatory three meals a day.”
Her voice wasn't exactly what I expected. It wasn't dead, but it was certainly fighting to live. Her aura was intimidating. She speaks again.
“Well, let's not waste any more time.”
Talulah starts to undress herself.
“Wait. What are you doing? You haven't explained why I'm here.”
Talulah stops in her tracks, giving a short chuckle after a moment passes.
“Right. Sorry. I need to explain myself. But first, proper greetings.”
Talulah stands up and starts walking towards me. I instinctively step back. Talulah stops and sighs in disappointment. Her stoic visage was slipping, revealing her sorrow and regret, rather than disappointment.
“I-I'm sorry.”
I speak to break the silence. Talulah breathes in through her nose, shaking her head.
“It's fine. I've done numerous horrific atrocities. I deserve to be feared. It's natural that you'd step back.”
“No, Talulah. I-it's... whatever. My codename is Oaker.”
I put my hand out, and Talulah hesitates for a moment before she shakes it.
“Talulah Artorius.”
Her mood, and the cell we were in, lightened a little. I sat down on her bed and Talulah followed suit. I then remember that Talulah requested me to be here.
“What's the reason why you wanted me here, Talulah?”
“Well, it's a long story, and I doubt you'll believe it, but I have this voice in my head, and it's swayed me once before. I let it get the better of me, and then cause the Chernobog incident.”
“So when do I come in?”
“I've heard you have a massive libido, which I can feel even right now. What I need you to do is *fuck* me. Fuck the ever-living crap out of me!”
Talulah sounded desperate, but I don't think it was due to her exactly wanting me. She was desperate to purge herself of whatever this thing was inside of her, similarly to how I want this infection purged from me.
“And you're certain this will get rid of the voice?”
“Yes. You see, this voice once belonged to an incel named Kashchey. He was chronically online, so he used me to execute his targets to gain more political power. One day, I had enough, and thrust my long, hard sword into him, not relenting, as he bled everywhere. Eventually, he died, and I ran.”
“You have… quite the rough life.”
“I asked for it. My rash decisions led me down this path, and…”
Talulah sighs, her hands returning to her dress.
“Whatever. Let's just fuck and get this over with.”
Normally, I would jump right to it, but I decided I should know a bit more about this woman. I look over at her notebook.
“No, let's not do it quite yet. I want to know more about you.”
“What do you mean? I've told you all you need to know.”
Instead of disappointed, she sounded more confused and surprised, in the sort of self-deprecating way. I pick up her notebook.
“What's in here? May I open it?”
Talulah went to open her mouth, but stopped, as a thought caught up to her first. She thought for a moment before responding.
“I'll tell you what's inside, then after we do it, I'll let you see what's inside.”
I nod my head in understanding.
“Years ago, before Reunion even existed, I met someone. An elafia. She was kind, compassionate, a teacher of the children, and cute. I loved her so much, but after we started Reunion, I feared that, if I confessed my love for her and either one of us died, the pain would be unbearable-”
At this point, Talulah starts to tear up, her voice starting to crack. I interrupted her.
“Lula, stop. You can skip to the main part. I don't want to see you hurting like this.”
Talulah stares at me for a moment, in bewilderment, as if she's seen a ghost, then taking a moment to wipe her eyes with her sleeve and take a deep breath to calm herself.
“Well, one day, when I was in this cell, I had a dream. It was vivid. In it, I was able to have sex with that elafia. That same day, I requested a notebook, focusing on that dream, every detail of it, and wrote it down. My experience with that girl is in the notebook.”
I look at the notebook and raise an eyebrow, returning my gaze back to Talulah afterwards.
“So, if this is a written account of a sexual experience… would it be a review of the action of intercourse, or, in other words, a sex review?”
“Yes. I guess it would b-”
Before Talulah could finish her sentence, I dropped the notebook and pounced onto her, locking my lips with hers. She was initially shocked, but eased herself into it. I felt the air around me getting warmer and Talulah's hands working their way down my suit, swiftly undoing each and every button. I try to do the same, reaching behind her to attempt to see if there is a way to take off her dress easily. Knowing what I wanted to do, Talulah pulled her mouth away from mine, breathing somewhat heavily, and fiddled behind her back, and eventually her dress came loose, falling to her waist. She stood up to let it come completely off, her figure revealing itself as I watched.
Talulah's body is exquisite. Her legs are long and lithe, with a couple battle scars and sparse Originium crystallization along her upper thigh, reaching up to her midriff. Her abs were visible, albeit barely, on her naturally skinny body. And I'd say that she was more attractive with her underwear on, her bra tight against her chest, accentuating her sizable breasts.
Talulah leaned down onto me, a sly grin across her face as she straddled me. I felt her tail pull my pants down, my cock aiming upwards. Moments later, I was laid out, Talulah on top of me, her left hand on my shoulder, right one on my hip, and her tail wrapped around my thigh, with my front tail firmly inside of her womanhood. As she bobbed up and down, I couldn't help but feel that the room was getting warmer and warmer. I normally don't sweat often, and I felt drenched.
“I thought you wanted *me* to fuck you.”
I tease, my hands resting on the small of the draco's back. I was visibly heaving, watching as Talulah took the driver's seat. Talulah replies.
“I'll have my turn, Oaker. Then you'll have your fun.”
Even then, I was still enjoying myself. I reached up to Talulah's chest, fiddling with her bra until it came off, and her breasts were just as immaculate as the rest of her. They were perfect mounds, resting against her chest, elegant and with a sheen of sweat accentuating their roundness, her nipples the cherry on top.
Talulah starts to ride me faster, and I can feel her overwhelming intensity. Her grip tightened, and I felt her nails dig into me. She was about to come. I decided to help, reaching up to grab her breasts, squeezing them roughly, tweaking her nipples in the process. This made her moan out, then slam down onto me, now in the process of climax. I help her ride it out, and the room becomes unbearably hot. I feel sticky, but that doesn't stop me.
After Talulah rides out her orgasm, I surprise her by pushing her over, repositioning myself so I'm comfortable. The draco smiles and nods, a silent confirmation for me to fulfill my part. I grab hold of her breasts once again, sliding my member in and out of her quite quickly. Talulah's eyes clench closed, her hands and tail wrapping around my waist, letting out soft breaths and moans of ecstasy.
“*Yes… yes, yes, yes, please!*”
Talulah repeated that mantra as I felt her finish again, but I wasn't done. She told me to break her, and I aimed to do just that. It would be a contest to see whose pelvis broke first. I keep ramming into her, her breasts bouncing up and down in rapid, violent succession, making meaty plaps against her chest each trip back and forth. Talulah moaned wildly, indulging in this animalistic mating.
“Dammit, Oaker!” Talulah practically howled to the heavens. “I've never felt this good ever before! Don't let it end!”
I did my best to keep her in this blissful ecstasy, but with all of this exertion, I eventually did come, though it was probably the biggest load I've ever had before. Talulah came at the same time, but she didn't respond. She was heaving, but it was clear I did a toll on her.
I pull out and put my clothes back on, placing Talulah's dress over her. She seemed to be out like a light. The tyrant of Reunion, tamed by extremely intense sex.
I felt numb in nearly my entire lower body. I could barely move my legs without exerting some effort. However, when I looked down, it was a lot worse than I thought.
My dick was burnt. Not exactly 3rd degree burns or anything, but it would need medical treatment. I look away and try to ignore it so the pain doesn't arrive early and so I can enjoy the numbness.
I look over at her notebook, which, due to our wrestling, was now on the floor, open. I decided to help myself and read about Talulah's dream.
END OF PART 1
(This is a two-parter special! I will be dropping the 2nd part later today. In the meantime, enjoy the other sex reviews!)
Credit:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6158874?q=talulah_%28arknights%29
| r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Wth is 'chronically online' supposed to mean 💀 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
\*Kaschey | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Sir, I think you drop this
https://preview.redd.it/zkfd7cnjrtid1.png?width=1549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e132c982a2ce26cf1553205d0c80568edb853f7a | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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How do you keep coming up with banger after banger 😭 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
This is the best one so far
https://preview.redd.it/jy2hlwjaduid1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=160e1515eae0bffcbd0cd7a0b7d461b6d5e1d743 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
No comment
Just peak fiction | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I think he means us
I think we *are* Kashchey | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Nah. It's an inside joke between a friend of mine that Kashchey is an incel with a fragile ego. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Link to part 2:
https://www.reddit.com/r/0sanitymemes/s/E3xgOplpl0 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
sir this a wendys not a burger king | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
So that's why you've been making this MMD Talulah model... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
*I can't neither confirm nor deny the statement* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
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More direct link to art source:
https://x.com/REMSRAR/status/1638042311929245701 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
>overwhelming intensity
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When I first saw Rita Skamandros, atop the impregnable walls of Londinium, with the fire in her eyes that Misery had gambled on, I knew I had to get to know her if we survived Manfred and disabled the Londinium Secondary Defense Artillery.
We did; as soon as she recovered from her injuries, I invited her to be my assistant, and she accepted, eager to help with anything I needed. While she proved efficient, reliable, and tireless, I most valued the long walks we took on the landship's roof to clear our heads. I always felt more steady and peaceful around Horn, thanks to her calm confidence and smooth conversation, and across many such walks that became daily occurrences, we became good friends, bonding over shared ideals, book discussions, dreams of the future, processing trauma, and countless other topics; whatever came up, we would engage with to our fullest.
Horn was quick to place her trust in me, because our first impression of each other was of our parties' fighting spirit and skill. But more than that, she was always surrounded by her subordinates, the prisoners-of-war she liberated and inspired, and had no-one but her journal to confide in. I was uniquely poised for Horn to open up to me, and so she did. Some of those conversations lasted deep into the night, and I always strove to be there for her, to listen with an open heart to her grief and troubles, such feelings that would one day shatter her if she kept bottling them up.
Sometimes, by the end, Horn had a visible weight lifted from her, which made it worth all the times Kal'tsit docked my pay for falling asleep during meetings due to staying up too late.
I think the moment I fell in love with her was when it struck me what a miracle it is for someone who's been through hell, having seen her platoonmates tortured to death in front of her, to remain in-touch with their emotions and empathy. My admiration for her strength blossomed into a new dimension, and during a tranquil lull in conversation one evening while we sat watching a vibrant sunset, my feelings poured forth and I confessed and named every single thing I loved about her, her tenacity, her self-awareness, her smile, her confidence, her fluffy tail and the way it sometimes wagged when she greeted me, her strength and gentleness, her fierce protectiveness…
After the longest second of silence of my life, Rita's eyes gleamed with a *hunger* that told me before her words did that she'd felt the same about me, and then her lips approached mine, stopped an inch short where I could feel her warm breath, a quiet ask that I affirmed, pulling her into a kiss, running my fingers through her hair, along her scalp, across the nape of her neck—and she did the same, quickly discovering how sensitive my hair is.
After we pulled away to catch our breath, Rita proposed we moved this to the showers and then to bed; I couldn't have agreed more. I asked her to carry me; she "Yes, ma'am"d me, and with resistless grace I was in her arms, one supporting my upper back, one my bent knees—a princess carry. I knew she was strong—I could barely lift her equipment, which she could carry all day and still wield with precision and agility—but to *feel* it, to be swept off my feet so effortlessly yet delicately, enriched my admiration once more.
Off to the showers we went. Along the way we passed Blaze, fresh out of a post-workout shower, who cheered us on, making me giggle and Horn give a cordial, smug "Thank you". We claimed a private stall and practically tore each other's clothes off. I marveled at Horn's body, how she seemed so solid yet soft, mentally tracing every bit of muscle definition, every battlescar, and she had to snap me out of it by suggesting we get each other clean, the reason we'd come here. But I got her staring at my figure too, which made me giddy. Rhodes Island's showers have detachable showerheads that fit canisters of all-purpose shampoo + body wash (like you see in pet salons) to accommodate operators with more fur, and with that, we explored each other's bodies while scrubbing each other down.
I sat right behind her, my breasts pressing into her back, my hands lathering the body wash into her skin while probing for weak spots to tease, never lingering on one spot but noting every time her body quivered or shuddered under my touch. I would teasingly ask if she liked it when I touched her in various places, coaxing admissions from her along with gasps and heavy breaths—and she *fully* returned the favor when it was her turn, turning me to squeaky-clean putty, always mindful of her strength, never too rough. When finished, Horn mused that that was her longest shower since joining the military.
We toweled each other dry, slipped into casual clothes, I snatched a few towels (a surprise tool that will help us later), and we walked hand-in-hand back to my dorm. Horn set a brisk pace, her cheeks flushing with pent-up anticipation. Good: I'd gotten her all needy.
I asked her when she knew she wanted to kiss other girls, and she said she'd known since she was young, it was the only reason she read the fashion catalogues her family kept gifting her, that she'd cut and keep pages with her favorite models. In fact, her ex-dormmate Rosalie had sent me a photo of her where she had one such catalog alongside a well-read tome of military history. At the academy, Rita was too focused on her grades for anything else, earning top ranks across the board, and in the military, she'd been surrounded by coworkers between whom romance was strictly forbidden, so… I was her first. Neither of us were experienced, but we had the passion and communication skills to make up for it, acting on pure instinct tempered by observation and communication.
The moment we entered my dorm and I closed the door, a fire I'd never known ignited in me: I stared at the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, and with an assertiveness no-one would expect from the Doctor outside of the battlefield, told her I want to *topple* her. You already know her reply: "By what?" But this time, said with a receptive teasing, no hard edge. By no means could I overpower her, but I'd learned her weak spots from the shower, and she let me have the initiative, so it was with overwhelming affection that I toppled her, indulging her desires and mine at once, using my mouth and hands on a systematic worship of every sensitive part of her body that neglected and denied nothing, finding something to compliment about every part I explored.
By the time I finally slid a finger into her, she was so wet it went in without resistance, then another, and I used her body's honest reactions to teach me how best to bring her over the edge. Her words, too: I asked her to verbalize what she wanted from me, and it made my heart skip whenever she cracked, flustered, and begged or whimpered. I pinned her down, straddled her, and teased her about her position, leaning down to smooch her all over the face and neck and breasts before inching forward and asking if she'd like a taste. A simple "I'd love that, Doctor" was all I needed to sit on her face, grinding against her as her tongue probed me, grabbing a fistful of her hair with one hand and stroking her ears with the other. At one point she grabbed my waist, pulled me up slightly, took a deep inhale, and her look of intoxicated bliss, perhaps the first time she'd been able to truly let her guard down in years, sent me over the edge in the first of many climaxes. She dutifully lapped up my fluids with a muffled "I love you" that I reciprocated, reaching behind and bringing her over the edge; her body hardly needed the encouragement for the dam to burst.
From dusk 'till dawn, we went at it. We exchanged dozens of "I love you"s, tried every conceivable position—some only possible thanks to her incredible fitness—, went through over a gallon of water to stay hydrated, and finally collapsed in an afterglow of joyful intimacy, our sweaty exhausted bodies pressed against each other, simply enjoying each other's presence, murmuring affection while gently playing with each other, her stroking my hair and me her back and tail, breathing, smiling, loving. The towels I laid beneath us were soaked, but spared the bedsheets.
Throughout it we had a flexible, malleable power dynamic where we were both comfortable taking turns on top and on bottom, with no judgment for any request made or boundary set. Horn makes me want to top her in a way few women have, and that she *enjoys* letting me is an endless source of delight, something I didn't dare expect at first but seeing her softness and selflessness gave me the hope to gamble on it. With Horn it just feels right.
Horn is fairly vanilla but open-minded, and we explored no shortage of options for mutual satisfaction. Whatever she does, she gives it her all, and she quickly and steadily gets better at it. We may be clumsy from inexperience, but she always takes sex seriously and goes above and beyond to make each session a memorable experience. We cherish the time we spend together, especially when either of us could die before we get another chance to see each other, so we generally make sure an "I love you" is the last thing we say to each other before leaving each other's side. Her passion and attentiveness make even simple and basic acts fulfilling. It's cathartic to be able to express sides of ourselves we don't get to elsewhere, with someone we trust and love. I've even warmed Horn up to occasional petplay, after her adorable smile in her efflorescent dress made me see a puppygirl waiting to break free, a lovable gap moe. Such simple expectations and low pressure are a reprieve from her profession needing her to be in control at all times with high-stakes responsibilities.
While she maintains her professionalism on-shift, she allows small displays of affection like smooches here and there, and most operators close to us know we're a couple, something we're never shy to admit, being so proud and grateful of each other. Some have even asked when we're going to tie the knot, a phrase that has a double meaning for a Lupo (I know I used "impregnable" in the first line to set the tone, but as much as I want Horn to knot me and breed me, that seemed a bit much for a first-time set before Victoria achieves peace).
Whatever the case, we have to survive the war before we can think about a future, but with Horn by my side, in all areas of life, for the first time I feel hopeful for a bright future for us all.
Review? 10/10, and I don't give 10s frivolously.
(I have low skill at writing, so this is more like a rough-draft summary than the proper scenes that this could be fleshed out into; for some reason, my brain generally isn't able to produce authentic dialogue unless it's for my own characters. I've never written smut before but I wanted to express my affection for Horn, who's been my assistant and favorite operator ever since I read her 200 trust file last January. That is the most heart-melting file in the game for me and it's a beautiful premise for forming a close connection: who will support the supporter? Me, I will.) | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
horn is my wife actually | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
>I asked her when she knew she wanted to kiss other girls
wait this was sesbian lex all along ? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Sharing is caring bro 🙏 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I need her so bad man you don't understand | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
As someone who has her, i understand
I‘ll share on the weeke- | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
LET THE WAIFU CLAIMING GAMES BEGIN
WAR TO THE DEATH
DEATH
^(shit I'll have to fight the mods) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
The first time has been quite interesting with the new sex review posts. Started with Bex Srutal eventually to smut fanfic stuff into like a literature piece that enough words could rival the possibility comparison like a Bible.
Man, when mods make it into a day, the stuff here becomes real. Can't tell if is dedication, mental issues or simply too much time
(Exusiai stare) | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
> Can't tell if is dedication, mental issues or simply too much time
Can't speak for everyone here, but in my case It's all three | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I’m surprised they didn’t add a flare for these yet. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Mental issues.
And rock music? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Probably the rock music too | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
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