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can get higher, week after this will be short, two weeks after is gonna be date review and that B is gonna be fucking 50 pages atleast
I'm in it for the long con, also my sanity has depreciated servery | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-14-08 |
I don't think your sanity was pretty high even before writing this tbf. Welp, time to read it now | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-14-08 |
# Cuddle review
based
Head-pat review next? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-14-08 |
Kiss review up next, but it will include headpats | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-14-08 |
Doctor... It's been a year... You have to let her go... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-14-08 |
bro wrote an entire thesis on cuddling anime girls
respectable | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
bit weird cuddling a corpse covered in sewage but you do you my dude | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
He isn't cuddling you tho... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dear lord. This isn't a meme, it's a small book. Like that ace combat lore meme. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Hand holding and pleasant conversation review when? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Damn that's a lot of words | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Someone please make rock cat playable for this guy | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
10/10 would proteccc best daughteru | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
**NEVER** | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I was expecting a shit post. Then i started scroling... and scroling and scroled some more... dam | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
the shitpost is my long term decay of sanity | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
You going to wrote a book of smut next thusday or is mandragora not ready for that.
*i know nothing about the mandrs outside she is cute and she gets crushed by a huge concreet slab.* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Powerful. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
“So,” indigo eyes stared down into the MeeCradle, a self-rocking machine with four different speed settings and adjustable height (name and patent pending). “This is my brother’s little troublemaker.” He had his mother’s hair, but otherwise he was every bit a Lung.
Nian looked up to look at Mayer, who was resting on the couch now that she was finally cleared to return home. “Are you sure you don’t want me to craft a weapon for him when he’s old enough? Or at least a better cradle? I mean, in a few months he’ll outgrow this one, and-”
Mayer leaned her head back onto the couch and sighed. When she married into the family, she wasn’t expecting Chongyue’s siblings to be so… confident in their contributions.
“He’ll become an artist, Nian. A great calligrapher, even.” Dusk did her best to stare down her sister, her Arts (or whatever it really was - Mayer knew what Arts looked like, and this wasn’t it) manifesting as billowing clouds of ink. Small, miniscule ‘Biteys’ were already crawling up the MeeCradle, getting a good look at her little boy. “Under my tutelage he’ll become the greatest painter in Yan. No, in all of Terra! And he won’t need any weapon of yours at all.”
“The only art direction he needs is the one from my movies!”
“If he follows after your footsteps, he’ll be teaching you cinematography from day one!”
The weight on the couch shifted to the side, and Mayer looked over to see Ling sitting down next to her, a deep cup of alcohol in each hand. “Honestly, such forward thinking oft results in neglecting the joy of today.” One of the cups was thrust right into her chest, and Mayer did her best to keep the drink steady. “Come! Let us siblings celebrate as one to welcome the birth of our new and dearest addition!”
“Ling, the doctor says I really shouldn’t drink while I’m still-”
The woman heard nothing as she downed her cup in one go. “Nonsense, nonsense! It’s my special brew - one perfect for nursing mothers. I’m surprised that modern doctors still haven’t figured out the secret. I’ve even perfected a learning course for babies and young children to learn to appreciate the fine art of brewing. I guarantee he’ll love it.”
“Look, I don’t think it would be a good idea to do that. You don’t even know if he’ll enjoy drinking and you’re already-”
*Ding dong*
“The door!” Finally a saving grace from the sisters! Shoving the cup back into Ling’s hands, Mayer quickly crossed the distance and nearly threw open the entrance.
But instead of Chongyue, there was yet another Lung woman. The other sibling, Shu, who then gave her a big and bright hug.
And boxes. Boxes and boxes, so many boxes behind her. Enough boxes to make her doubt if she could fit them all.
“S-Shu! So glad you could make it!” Mayer carefully eyed the packages after the woman finally let go. “And uh… What’s all this for?”
“It’s baby formula!” Had she been any more enthusiastic, grass and flowers might just sprout beneath her feet. “I personally made it, so I know it’s perfect. And while you’re nursing, I’ll be managing your dietary needs to make sure you’re getting the perfect balanced diet.”
Shu finally looked Mayer in the eyes. “So, where can I put it all?”
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Pros:
-Your child will be the safest child in Terra, and you will never have to worry about feeding or clothing them.
-The child probably be immune to from MRD (Magic Rock Disease).
-You will probably have infinite money.
Cons:
-Your agency in raising any children will be contested 100% of the time, maybe even before they are born.
-Family meetups are really just a working holiday, and no one is happy about it.
-You will die long before any of them get a single wrinkle.
Anyway, that's my take on the meme. Yes, I'm just advertising my silly Ao3 fic, but the epilogue just seems to fit the template, so take it as you will. | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-14-08 |
Chongyue X Mayer? Now that's a rare pair indeed! I approve. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The weird thing is that it's not so much of a ship for me, but i thought of something incredibly dumb and I had to write it. If you're interested in the full piece, you can find it here:
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/57629128/chapters/146643871](https://archiveofourown.org/works/57629128/chapters/146643871) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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Yo wtf you’re a Pioneer (Columbia Reference) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Pioneer? Like the hit arknights operator Saga? Who's second skill states that: Immediately obtain 4 DP. Deal 400% Physical damage to at most 6 ground enemies within a cross area, then execute any of the enemies that are Critically Wounded. Can hold 3 charges. THE saga arknights with such banger voice lines like: aburaage and Natto Gohan? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The OG horndog 🔥 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
[So YOU are to blame for this rampant degeneracy!](https://youtube.com/shorts/frxFh-opxbA?si=sAdWBR99Q6eG5heg) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
And with male operator too! That's rare | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The Man, The Myth, THE LEGEND HIMSELF. I REMEMBER THAT POST. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Your a real one 🙏 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Men 🤤 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Yeah, I'm basically one of the founding fathers, Josh Hamilton of whatever his name was | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
How does this affect Hoederer's legacy, who can Lose 100 HP every second. Enemies that have attacked and been attacked by Hoederer receive 200 True damage every second. Attack Range +1 tile, Max HP +15%, ATK +30%. Attacks recover 5% HP and have 25% chance to Stun the target for 2 seconds | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Would, he is caked UP | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Oh boy. You're gonna love my next work. (Hopefully) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I can't wait | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Let's just say a certain horse is involved, but femdoc is gonna be the meat instead. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Men, indeed
*Shamelessly self promoting my Enciodes say gex sex review* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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After MONTHS begin scracthed over by her nails... begin biten over by her sharp fangs, and dominated by her crazy strenght... I Did it
So, everynight Lappland would top on me, impaling herself and holding both my arms to be sure that I wouldn't dare to escape, quite a few times she would place her mouth on my neck and shoulders, just to mark me as hers
And yeah that's what I'm, her meat dildo, what else could I do?
But then... I did it, I whatched all the scenes repet over and over again, of her fucking me and almost breaking my pelvis some nights, I saw every weak point of her... and I started to plain my way towards domination
It first started on a normal day at Rhodes... I bought quite a few things with goodenough... and when the night came, I saw it
The white haired lupo walking towards me
I Knew I had a week without her, probably because of her period, but now I knew, that I was not safe, her period is over and her lust is high, I'm supposed to deal with it
When she first aproached me, usually she goes around, and tries to get behinde me like a wolf sneacking on its pray, and she goes by, bites my ear and asks for the night
This time was diferently, we got to meet each other and I pulled her for a quick kiss in front of some few squads, her face got red and she hot stuned over it
"Should I wait you in my room dear?"
This time I was the one in a teasing offensive
I got no response, she just walked her way, but I knew that she was coming
Later on that night, I was reading "art of war" on my room... until I felt a disturb in the air... I prepared that "Toy" I bought with goodenough... a handcuff
I patiently waited... until I saw it... a hungry wolf lookinf at from from the corner of my room
How did she got here? Just like the other times, which I don't know how
She waited me to get distracted... and I knew it, I played as if I didn't realized that she were on my room, and got myself back to my book
Then... the wolf jumped on me, and I managed to dodge, Lappland landed on my empty bed, and looked at me
"You were the one who teased me, know, take responsablity"
That's what she said, before jumping on me again and pining me down against the wall
Over again, I got overpowered, and soon enough or lips has been sealed togheter, our tougues started to dance with each other
And I played all along with her... until she lower her guard...
In a swift move I managed to bring both her hands above her head, and I handcuffed her
Right after that, I turned and pinned her down against the wall that I was former begin held against
"What did you do?"
Lapp's face has turned from horny to scared, in just a second, she knew that now *she* was *Mine* and of course I did not wasted any time and claimed her lips for myself
Once again, our tongues could dance togheter, as ai rip apart her clothes, revealing her perfect body... for the first time, I could touch it, without her jumping on me, I could apreciate it, every inch without haste... and that's what I did
I managed to take a taste out of her nipples, as soon as I placed my month on them, she arched her back... is it... a WEAK SPOT I'M SEEING??
I kept holding her hands with my left one, and with my right I could massage those, cute, soft and medium chest in front of me, Lappland started to breath heavily, she closed her eyes, and tried to resist her moans from coming out
I had the perfect opotunity to bite her ear, and then on her neck, sucking it a bit and marking what were *mine*
Soon enough, I saw her pressing her legs one agains't another, and I had to verify the situation between them, using my free hand and leaving her breast to rest, I slowly slide my hand towards her womanhood, just to find a river, overfloing with weird liquids, and invinting my fingers inside
I met that heated wet place, and almost at the same time, Lappland let a moan slip out of her mouth, I couldn't endure myself and once again I kissed her
I Started to move my fingers inside her most precious place, her moans were mufled by my mouth, I soon realized how tight it was getting inside her, and when I least expected, I she started to moan louder and a river overflown out of her tights
I quickly took my fingers out of her body and looked at her face
She was in ectasy, of pure pleasure... but the night was young, and right after getting a glimpse of what was a dominated Lappland, I finally noved my left hand out of the handcuffs above her head, I managed to quikly take out my pants before she could recover from cumming that hard, and then, using all strenght, I lifted her up on my arms, aiming my hood direclty at her entrace
"Wait I ju-"
I did not waited, I dived in as fast as I could and started to bump on her
I did it as fast as I could, I even had to grit my teeth because of all the energy I was putting in, but then I saw something
I was hurting my teeth griting it... but there were such a soft spot right in front of me... how would she react?
I bite Lappland's shoulder, dragging out some drops of blood out of it, and for my surprise, she tighted up
And once again, she started to "Howl" louder than usual, this time I covered her "howling" with my mouth, and once again I saw the waterfall flowing with juices all over my torso
I took a look at her face, her eyes met the roof of my room... but it was not time to stop
Pushed her on the bed, demanding a doggy style
"A-again?" She screamed in fear... but she was right, AGAIN
Aiming a little I pierced trought that ass, greeting the deepest parts of her "flower"
Dud to the lack of energy, I managed to hold her hands against her back, and let's be honest, with that ass on display for you, it would be heresy to not slap it a few times right?
I was piercing her as hard as I could, pressinf my meat against her, claping my hips against hers, and each slap, Lappland was tightening up more
I saw her eyes going once again towards the roof, and I had to do somethinf diferent, with my free hand I got on her hair and pulled it
She screamed in both, pain and pleasure, and once again, her body used all the remain energy to cum once again, a few seconds later, she felt on the bed, and I could free her from the handcuffs
She was awake until there, I placed my hand on her lower cheek to see how was her down there... and I saw something blinking to me
I Held one of her hands from behind... looking now, this is the best oportunity for a pro-bone right?
"Please, let me rest, for 5 minutes"
She wouldn't give me those 5 minutes anyway, now it's my revange
I Spreaded her ass a little, and went aiming for her backdoor
"Wrong hole! Wrong hole!"
She tried to warn me... clueless that, that what I was looking for
I pierced that unused place for the first time, and now, I could hold both of her hands with my hands
Once I penetrated the deepest parts of that place, I waited a few seconds for her to get used to it, after 5 seconds I started to move, pouding her as hard as I could, driving her to insanity
She started to moan really loud, all I could do was biting on her neck to increase the tension on her body
Between whispers saying "fuck" and moans, I felt my little warrior getting squeezed out, but for some reason, I was getting sucked out to keep inside the wolf's body, and of course I attended her wish, pouding as hard as I could, I felt that great sensation coming in
Her grip was intense, who could say that anal could feel that good? Withour begin able to endure anymore, I released my seed inside that hole
For my surprise, Lappland came a fourth time togheter with me, but this time she did not endured, and blacked out
Not really sure at the time why her body was so loose, I asked "Lappland?" Without answers, I got to go in front of her to see her face
... err... did I overdid it? Fuck I should've waited the 5 minutes... fuck she will bes so mad at me
I panicked a little, it's hard to see someone faiting during the act... but then, I calmes myself down a little, and had a briliant idea
I took her body to the bathroom, I placed her om the bathrub and washed her
Of course I had ro wipe the "whiped cream" that I left on that... perfect... gourgeous... and beautifull body
By the way, I gotta say, the water DID NOT made it less hot ok? Quite the oposite her wet body during the shower just got hotter! Of course I couldn't do anything when she was asleep, so I just washed her and myself up
I left the bathrub first, drying myself using a towel, right after I toom another towel to dry Lappland's body
Of course, I got hard looking at that view, usually I just get a quickly look at it before she jumps on me, her legs, her tights, her tummy, hwr breasts, her hair, her face, everything were so well made
Leaving it aside, when I was drying up her hair, I saw her eyes opening up... and then, she woke up
"G-good evening... I took you t-to a bath y'know?"
I was nervous... I really did not wanted to be hated by Lappland
She sniffed herself up, then she sniffed my neck and whispeted to my ear "we have similar scents now~"
Ooohh boy, OOOOHH BOY, a my whole body shivered from that teasing, and to make it worse, she placed her finger at the tip on my hard wood
Waiting for her attack, I knew I wouldn't be able to hold her back this time but... she... left me sitting on my bed and got on her kneeeeeWOOOO!
first, she give a kiss on the tip, then, she moved to the base and licked all the way to the top, then, she had to tease me, licking the top of it
Then she opened her mouth
And in a single "glup" all my manhood would desepear from my eyesight... her mouth were so good that I couldn't endure from moaning a little, Lappland started to move her head backwards, just to swallow all my thing once again, her tounge was focusing on the top, I was losing my mind over my first blowjob
Withour thinking too much, I placed my hand on the back of her head and pushed my hips agains her lips, of course I could choke her on the process, but at that time, I wasn't able to think about it
In the end, I shoved it all the way down her throat and splurtes out everything I had in my balls there
After a second, I realized that she might choke and I let her go out of my hands
She coughed a little, but I didn't saw a drop of my milk to fall of er mouth, did I really came? Or did she drank it all? Well... after looking st the she was looking at me, the second option was clearly the correct one
After that, we were both too tired... we layed down and slept togheter...
Also, I was the big spoon... it's so comfy dude what the fuck?
We was morning, I was the first one to wake up, and as usual, I took a bath, a breakfast, and I prepared some extra food for Lappland, left a note saying how much I loved her and got to work
During work, Around 13Pm, I felt a goofyball hugging me from behinde, the white hair and the unfurgotable scent made me realize who was hugging me
But it was strange... Lappland was never a docile person... why was she acting so... quietly? Of course I turned back to hug her properly and dude... she was so cute!
Later on that night, I managed to use chokers and chains again't the (non) wild-wolf
2 months later I realized that she can easily break handcuffs amd those things... so I'll buy somethinf that she will never break...
A ring... a golden ring...
I tamed this wolf all by myself, and now she is mine! | r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
So peak... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I’m literally reading this in the public bathroom rn and it’s making my Thrust Extender hard. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
too late, i already reviewed Lappy last week
(also lesbian and thus better) | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Nah. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Joke is on you
THIS IS THE PART TWO YOU FUCKING COPYCAT
https://www.reddit.com/r/0sanitymemes/s/Nvt8G5kOT
I SAID IT, I SPENT MONTHS BEGIN SCRACHED ALL OVER MY BODY, I SPENT MONTHS FIGURING OUT A WAY TO TAME DA WOLF, I SPENT MONTHS TRYING TO NOT BE DOMINATED ON BED
I SPENT MONTHS! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
whatever you're linking to is not real | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
https://www.reddit.com/r/0sanitymemes/s/XBvwEMCNL7
Does this works now? | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
that ain't a sex review, i was still the first proper Lappy sex review | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
It was futa too. So that makes it much worse than this one. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Who cares about the review? We just want SEX! | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
you was so lore-accurate to archive file 1
"We have struggled to understand Lappland's personality." | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
this ones gonna be a long one so get comfy
**SPEARS OF KAZDEL**
The countryside of Kjerag, once known for its rolling green hills and tranquil beauty, had become a desolate wasteland, scarred by war. Craters pockmarked the landscape, remnants of countless battles that had turned the grassy wonderland into a field of death. It was here, in this shattered land, that Rhodes 1 and Solo Wing Elysium found themselves on their next mission.
The mission was critical: Kazdel had fortified several ICBM launch sites in this region, and if those missiles were allowed to launch, the consequences for Kjerag would be catastrophic. The Kjerag command had deployed a stealth bomber equipped with advanced ordnance, and it was up to Rhodes 1 and Solo Wing Elysium to guide it to the targets.
As they soared through the skies, the rhythmic hum of their F-15s was the only sound in the cockpit. The mission required precision, and both pilots were focused on the task at hand. Yet, as they flew over the devastated landscape, a heavy silence settled between them, broken only by the distant echoes of past battles.
Solo Wing Elysium, always the one to voice what others kept inside, finally spoke up. "Hey Rhodes 1… why do countries and borders exist? It's the whole reason why we're here, fighting in this godforsaken place. Why do people keep drawing lines in the sand, only to spill blood over them?"
Rhodes 1 glanced at his radar, the green blips marking the positions of the Kazdel defenses. Elysium’s question hung in the air, an existential inquiry in the midst of war. But before Rhodes 1 could respond, the radio crackled to life.
"This is Valkyrie," the voice of the bomber pilot cut through the silence. "Approaching ICBM sites. We’re counting on you to guide us in, Rhodes Squadron."
Rhodes 1 snapped back to the mission. "Roger that, Valkyrie. We have you on radar. Stay on our tail, and we’ll get you to the targets."
"Copy that. Awaiting targeting data."
Rhodes 1 quickly refocused, pushing aside the question that Elysium had posed. It wasn’t the time for philosophy—they had a mission to complete. The F-15’s targeting pod hummed to life as he scanned the terrain below, searching for the ICBM launch sites hidden among the wreckage of the once-beautiful countryside.
"Elysium, I’ve got eyes on the first site," Rhodes 1 called out. "Switching to targeting mode."
"Roger that," Elysium replied, his voice steady. "Let’s make sure we hit the right targets."
The Kazdel forces had hidden their launch sites well, camouflaging them among the ruins of old farmsteads and abandoned villages. But Rhodes 1 and Elysium had trained for this—they knew how to spot the subtle signs, the telltale glints of metal and the unnatural shapes that betrayed the enemy’s positions.
"Valkyrie, you’re clear for the first run. Target coordinates are locked in," Rhodes 1 transmitted.
"Coordinates received. Commencing bombing run."
The stealth bomber swooped in, its engines nearly silent as it descended toward the first ICBM site. From above, Rhodes 1 watched as the bomber released its payload, a series of guided bombs that arced through the air with deadly precision. The ground erupted in a series of explosions as the bombs found their mark, sending plumes of smoke and debris skyward.
"Direct hit," Rhodes 1 confirmed, a sense of satisfaction in his voice. "On to the next target."
The mission continued in this manner, with Rhodes 1 and Elysium guiding Valkyrie to each of the ICBM sites. The Kazdel forces had anticipated an attack, and anti-aircraft fire lit up the sky as they tried to defend their positions. But the stealth bomber, with Rhodes Squadron as its shield, remained untouched.
As they approached the final target, the heaviest fortified of the ICBM sites, the tension in the cockpit grew. This site was the linchpin of Kazdel’s missile strategy—if they could take it out, it would cripple Kazdel’s ability to strike Kjerag’s cities.
"Rhodes 1, this is it," Elysium said, his voice carrying a weight of determination. "We nail this, and we can finally give Kjerag some breathing room."
"Let’s finish this," Rhodes 1 replied, locking onto the final target.
"Valkyrie, target coordinates are locked. This is the big one."
"Roger that. Beginning final bombing run."
The stealth bomber lined up for its approach, flying low to avoid detection. Rhodes 1 and Elysium flew in formation, their eyes locked on the target. The Kazdel defenses were fierce, with anti-aircraft missiles streaking toward them, but the pair maneuvered expertly, drawing the fire away from the bomber.
"Stay on target," Rhodes 1 urged. "We’re almost there."
The bombs dropped, and time seemed to slow as they fell toward the Kazdel launch site. The silence in the cockpit was deafening, the weight of the moment pressing down on both pilots.
Then, the bombs struck. The ground shook with the force of the explosion, a massive fireball erupting from the center of the site. The ICBM launchers were obliterated, reduced to twisted metal and smoldering wreckage.
"Direct hit!" Elysium shouted, a rare note of triumph in his voice.
"Mission accomplished," Rhodes 1 confirmed, relief washing over him.
As they turned back toward the base, the adrenaline of the mission began to fade, leaving behind the echoes of Elysium’s earlier question. The destruction they had wrought, the lives they had taken—were these the prices paid for lines on a map? For boundaries drawn by those far removed from the battlefield?
But those thoughts were for another time. For now, they had succeeded. Kjerag was safe, if only for a little while longer.
As they flew through the scarred skies, Rhodes 1 finally answered Elysium’s question, his voice quiet but resolute. "Borders exist because people fear what’s beyond them. But maybe one day, when this war is over, we’ll find a way to live without them."
Elysium nodded, understanding the weight of those words. "Maybe. But until then, we keep flying."
And with that, the two pilots, guardians of Kjerag, flew on through the fading light, their jets cutting through the sky like the wings of angels—or perhaps demons—protecting what little peace remained in their world.
**BROKEN SKIES**
The mission briefing had been vague—too vague for Rhodes 1's liking. Kjerag High Command had given them orders to escort an allied bomber on a crucial mission, but the details were sparse. The target was a city deep within Kazdel-controlled territory, a city that had supposedly given its full cooperation to the enemy. But something about the mission felt off, a nagging doubt that Rhodes 1 couldn’t shake.
As Rhodes Squadron took to the skies, the atmosphere in the cockpit was tense. Solo Wing Elysium, usually talkative and full of questions, was uncharacteristically quiet. The roar of their F-15 engines filled the silence as they climbed to join the bomber, their formation tight and disciplined.
The city came into view, sprawling beneath them like a tapestry of life. From above, it looked peaceful, almost untouched by the war that had ravaged so much of Kjerag. There were no signs of military installations, no visible enemy forces—just homes, schools, and markets. It was a stark contrast to the war-torn landscapes they were used to.
"This is Valkyrie," the bomber pilot’s voice crackled over the radio. "We have visual on the target. Commencing bombing run."
"Roger that, Valkyrie. We’re with you," Rhodes 1 responded, his tone steady.
But as they descended closer to the city, the truth began to reveal itself in horrifying detail. The streets were filled with civilians—families, children, the elderly—all going about their lives, unaware of the devastation about to befall them. There were no signs of enemy activity, no fortified positions or military vehicles. Just ordinary people.
"Rhodes 1, are you seeing this?" Elysium’s voice was strained, disbelief creeping into his tone. "There are civilians down there. They’re just… living their lives."
Rhodes 1’s grip tightened on the controls, but he kept his voice even. "Stay focused, Elysium. We have our orders."
Elysium hesitated, his mind racing. "Orders? We’re here to protect Kjerag, not slaughter innocent people. This is wrong, Rhodes 1."
Before Rhodes 1 could respond, the bomber released its payload. The bombs fell in a deadly arc, their descent slow and deliberate, as if time itself were stretching out the moment. The first explosions rocked the city, fireballs erupting in the heart of residential districts. Buildings crumbled, and the once-peaceful streets were consumed by chaos.
"Oh my god," Elysium whispered, his voice barely audible. "They’re bombing civilians. What the hell are we doing?"
Rhodes 1 forced himself to keep his composure, even as a cold knot of dread tightened in his chest. He had seen the horrors of war before, but this… this was different. This wasn’t a battlefield—it was a massacre.
"We’re following orders," Rhodes 1 replied, though the words tasted bitter in his mouth. "We have to trust command."
"Trust command?" Elysium snapped, anger flaring in his voice. "They’re murdering innocent people, and we’re just… watching. How can we trust that?"
The bombing continued, each explosion driving home the brutal reality of their mission. Rhodes 1’s mind raced as he tried to reconcile what he was seeing with the duty he had sworn to uphold. His training, his discipline, demanded that he follow orders without question. But deep down, he knew that something had gone terribly wrong.
As the final bombs fell and the city was reduced to smoldering ruins, the bomber pilot’s voice came through the radio again. "Valkyrie to Rhodes Squadron. Mission complete. Returning to base."
"Copy that, Valkyrie. We’ll escort you back," Rhodes 1 replied mechanically.
They flew in silence, the weight of what they had just witnessed pressing down on them like a heavy shroud. Rhodes 1 kept his eyes forward, focusing on the path ahead, but Elysium’s thoughts were far from the cockpit. The anger and disbelief that had gripped him during the bombing had turned into something colder, something darker.
A switch had been flipped inside Solo Wing Elysium, a realization that the lines between right and wrong had been blurred beyond recognition. He had always believed in the cause, in fighting for Kjerag’s freedom. But now, after witnessing the horrors of this mission, he wasn’t so sure anymore.
As they approached the base, Elysium finally broke the silence. "Rhodes 1… what are we fighting for? Is this really what it means to protect our people? To burn cities to the ground, to kill those who have no part in this war?"
Rhodes 1 didn’t answer immediately. He knew Elysium was right to question, but he also knew the dangers of doubt in the middle of a war. "We’re soldiers, Elysium. We don’t get to make those decisions. We follow orders."
Elysium’s response was laced with bitterness. "Maybe it’s time we started questioning those orders. Because if this is what we’ve become… then maybe we’re no better than the Kazdels."
They landed without further words, their aircraft taxiing to a stop on the runway. As they climbed out of their jets, the weight of the mission hung heavy in the air between them. Rhodes 1 could see the turmoil in Elysium’s eyes, a storm of emotions that threatened to consume him.
But Rhodes 1 was also struggling. The mission had shaken him to his core, challenging everything he believed about duty, honor, and what it meant to protect Kjerag. As they walked away from their jets, he knew that the fallout from this mission was far from over.
And deep down, Rhodes 1 feared that Solo Wing Elysium was right. That something inside them had changed forever.
**FLY HOME**
Days had passed since the horrifying mission over the captured city, but the images of burning buildings and dead civilians haunted Rhodes 1. He was a soldier, trained to follow orders and carry out his duties without question, but the events of that day had shaken him deeply. Yet, what concerned him even more was the change he had seen in his wingman, Solo Wing Elysium.
Elysium had always been the heart of Rhodes Squadron—a skilled pilot with a strong moral compass. But the brutal bombing of the city had flipped a switch inside him. The once passionate and driven pilot had become distant, withdrawn, and Rhodes 1 feared that Elysium was teetering on the edge of something dangerous.
Rhodes 1 tried to reach out, to talk to Elysium, but every attempt was met with cold indifference or outright silence. It was clear that the trauma of that mission had taken a toll, and Rhodes 1 feared what might happen if Elysium’s anger and disillusionment were left unchecked. He worried that his wingman could snap, and the thought of Elysium betraying them in the heat of battle was a fear that gnawed at him.
Today, their task was simple—a routine mission to take out a fleet of Kazdel bombers near the Kazdel-Kjerag border. It was supposed to be a straightforward operation, but Rhodes 1 couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. He glanced over at Elysium’s F-15, flying in formation beside him. The silence between them was heavy, each man lost in his own thoughts.
The mission started smoothly enough. Their radars quickly picked up the Kazdel bombers, flying in a tight formation toward the border. The two pilots locked on to their targets, the familiar rhythm of combat momentarily pushing their darker thoughts aside.
"Rhodes 1, targets acquired. Engaging," Elysium’s voice crackled over the radio, his tone cold and detached.
"Roger that, Elysium. Let’s take them down," Rhodes 1 replied, trying to sound steady.
The two pilots dove into the fray, their missiles streaking toward the enemy bombers with deadly precision. Explosions lit up the sky as the first of the Kazdel bombers were destroyed, their fiery remains falling to the earth below. It was almost too easy, and that nagging feeling of unease in Rhodes 1’s gut only grew stronger.
They had taken out several bombers when something caught Rhodes 1’s eye. The remaining bombers were dropping their payloads, but not on Kjerag’s territory. Instead, the bombs were falling on the Kazdel side of the border.
"What the hell…?" Rhodes 1 muttered, confusion washing over him. "Elysium, do you see that? Why are they bombing their own territory?"
Elysium didn’t respond immediately, and Rhodes 1’s radar began to blare with warnings. The vibrations in the air told him something was terribly wrong. Moments later, the horizon erupted in blinding light as the bombers’ payloads detonated. The shockwaves from the explosions rocked their jets, and Rhodes 1 struggled to keep control of his F-15.
"They’re nukes…" Rhodes 1 realized, his voice barely a whisper. "They’re dropping nuclear warheads on their own border."
The realization hit him like a punch to the gut. The Kazdel forces were willing to obliterate their own land to halt an advancing enemy. The sheer scale of destruction was unimaginable, and it rattled him to his core.
But Elysium… Elysium had reached his breaking point. The nuclear explosions were the final straw, the last push that sent him over the edge. His mind, already strained from the horrors he had witnessed, snapped.
"Rhodes 1… I can’t do this anymore," Elysium’s voice came through the radio, but it was different—broken, angry, and filled with despair. "This war… this madness… it’s all pointless. We’re just pawns, Rhodes 1. Pawns in a game that’s already lost."
"Elysium, stay with me!" Rhodes 1 shouted, trying to reach his friend. "We can get through this—"
But Elysium wasn’t listening. In a sudden, violent move, Elysium’s F-15 broke formation, and Rhodes 1’s radar lit up with warnings. Elysium had locked onto him.
"Elysium, what are you doing?!" Rhodes 1 yelled, panic rising in his chest.
"This has to end, Rhodes 1. One way or another, it has to end!" Elysium’s voice was filled with a mix of rage and sorrow as he fired his missiles.
Rhodes 1 reacted instinctively, throwing his F-15 into a series of desperate evasive maneuvers. The missiles streaked past him, missing by mere feet. Elysium’s attacks were relentless, but Rhodes 1’s training and skill kept him alive. He managed to dodge and weave through the barrage, but the stress was overwhelming.
"Elysium, stop! We’re on the same side!" Rhodes 1 pleaded, his heart pounding in his chest.
But Elysium had lost all sense of reason. The world had become a twisted nightmare, and in his mind, there was no other way out. He was fighting not just against Rhodes 1, but against the very reality that had betrayed him.
Just as Rhodes 1 managed to regain control, he looked around, trying to locate Elysium’s jet. But he was gone. Vanished into the skies, leaving nothing but the echoes of his final, desperate words.
Rhodes 1 hovered in the air, the vast emptiness around him a stark contrast to the chaos that had just unfolded. The shock of what had happened slowly set in. Elysium—his friend, his comrade—had turned against him, and now he was gone, lost to the darkness that had consumed him.
As Rhodes 1 flew back to base, the weight of the day’s events pressed heavily on him. The war had claimed many lives, but this was different. He had lost more than a wingman—he had lost a part of himself.
And deep down, he knew that the consequences of Elysium’s disappearance would be far-reaching. The war had taken a new turn, one that would challenge everything Rhodes 1 believed in.
But for now, all he could do was keep flying, the lonely skies of Kjerag stretching out endlessly before him.
| r/0sanitymemes | post | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
u/DVG79 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Will Elysium say "Buddy, still alive yet?"
Coming soon at your nearest theater this summer
*Ace Knight: Ark Combat* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Patience young padawan it’s coming. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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I still kinda wish they kept all the ToN stages as permanent things. Maybe even allow use to mix and match which bosses we fight for a custom stage. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Remember, dokkutah. You don't have to clear everything. Just play what you want, by your own pace.
This month updates are crazy though. IS4 update, RA2, Trials 4, and of course the main event.
The Y1 is when update is still quite irregular, to the point Arknights content creators sometimes don't have anything to post. However, after ... CC beta, I think, dead weeks becoming lesser and lesser.
Hope Arknights will stay for a long time! At least until we could have a full squad of Sui. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Agree. Sometimes I revisit SSS just because, so a permanent Trials mode just for fun is always welcomed. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The devs were devious to drop Trials for Navigator, Reclamation Algorithm, and the final event stages within a week of each other | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Everyday I feel like I'm laging behind with so much content and so little time to play. Even though Arknights is the only game I play I still haven't cleared IS-2 let alone 3,4 and now the sand event. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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Year 1: I’m too weak
Year 2: I’m too weak | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Man its pretty hard to play this game with full power after four years... | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Man I miss the old cc | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
fr, so many grind centric events at once aren't that good of an idea, especially since they mostly just reward you with materials and not pull currency - there might be less of an incentive to actually finish. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
at this point the only incentive I have is to build characters. Im running out of 6 stars to build tbh. the only ones left are really bad ones. All time goes in farming with little left for story events that I barely scrape by at the last day with guides. They really should just add sweep so that we can focus on gameplay focused events like IS and RA. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I'm glad that we have game modes available to play beyond the daily routine | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Heres the thing: they aint all mandatory, IS and and RA is pretty much optional, like you only have to spend sanity and get orundums those are the important shit, everything else can be optional so play it your pace id argue modules are also optional mate like you can clear the game even without those they are just there as an upgrade | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
oh so I’m not the only one, I still haven’t touched the new IS themes | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
The Devs really be trollin fr | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
You want activities? We’ll give you activities alright | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
😂😂😂 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Now build spuria, kirara, ceylon and other meh 5-stars | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Personally I actually love building 4 and 5 stars, can be really fun trying to clear an event (like this one) with our 6* | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
you know after years of development adding new stuff and mechanics into the game, there is still no sweep system for resource levels like why cant you make farming more accessible and easy why do you have to make us suffer | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Then: complain about nothing else to do
Now: complain about having so much to do
HG: 😎 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Why can't I ever just enjoy RA why does it keep showing up with tons of other events | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Permanent ToN, SSS, CC, Ceobe Fungimist, Hymnoi Wisdom.... I really just want to replay every single mode | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
I can relate BUT call me crazy cuz I still want a permanent game endgame mode modeled after Interlocking Competition's (you can only use a character once per stage) mechanics. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
I wonder if they’ll ever rerun the SSS bosses in anything, they’d probably need to adjust some of their abilities. It’s kinda a shame that these unique bosses just get thrown away once their stage is removed. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Yeah a lot of fun and creative bosses never to be seen again it does feel like a waste | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Don't forget the R6 collab this month 😆 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
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Bro same, I also need an advice on what message to give to my wives Ansel and Mizuki when they return. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I won't bite, i promise. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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the golden age is coming | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
I've been inside Lumen | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
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We wish to bring you an experience akin to HS-8. Hopefully your viewing experience is as "smooth" as playing this stage with whatever device you choose to witness this piece in. | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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legalize originium bombs | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Cuora's pov 99% of the time | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Now i have become Dublinn, the Destroyer of Phones | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
We need to use these in drone warfare | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-15-08 |
Imagine being some poor conscript in an unnamed middle eastern country and all the sudden you're playing the IRL version of an EDF game on max difficulty | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Fr though literally me in 2042 battling for my life in Chongqing just to be killed by one of these in some brutal way 😂 | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-16-08 |
Swag eblana | r/0sanitymemes | comment | r/0sanitymemes | 2024-17-08 |
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