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| "Speaker 1: Well, holy shit, you're lucky, man. You got the Schmucks podcast on the way.",train/audio/zach1.wav
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| Speaker 1: Now some of you right now dropped your little carton of milk. You
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| Speaker 1: YouTube is fucking dead.,train/audio/zach3.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And so I zipped up and I was a little bit embarrassed. What's really terrible, what's especially terrible about that story",train/audio/zach4.wav
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| Speaker 1: Is she actually her son?,train/audio/zach5.wav
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| Speaker 1: was like a babysitter for us.,train/audio/zach6.wav
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| Speaker 1: So it
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| "Speaker 1: uh, family friend kind of deal, so...",train/audio/zach8.wav
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| Speaker 1: That was pretty fucking traumatizing.,train/audio/zach9.wav
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| Speaker 1: I only realized that story was really embarrassing years later when I thought about it. It was fucking...,train/audio/zach10.wav
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| Speaker 1: It was horrible.,train/audio/zach11.wav
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| "Speaker 1: See, I would say that's probably one of my most embarrassing memories is...",train/audio/zach12.wav
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| Speaker 1: My little acorn head poking out.,train/audio/zach13.wav
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| Speaker 1: And they don
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| "Speaker 1: uh,",train/audio/zach15.wav
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| Speaker 1: Robbie gets my teacher
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| "Speaker 1: That last part's not true. Chris Moore on Patreon asks, you've probably answered somewhere, but what...",train/audio/zach17.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But what? Okay, sorry I'm a retard.",train/audio/zach18.wav
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| Speaker 1: But what are your main reasons to move you from California besides getting far away from Trump?,train/audio/zach19.wav
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| Speaker 1: He rules the whole place. There
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| "Speaker 1: Can you see yourself there for a while? So the question is, why did you move to California? Now, this primaire question I get a lot, actually, because we pretty fucking trash talk California for a long time.",train/audio/zach21.wav
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| "Speaker 1: on Sleepycast and other places, which I think is fair. I think all of our criticisms for California are pretty reasonable, which is basically...",train/audio/zach22.wav
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| "Speaker 1: The people are aides here, which I think is, again, fair. Also, you have to realize...",train/audio/zach23.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Previous to moving here, all of my experience with California was...",train/audio/zach24.wav
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| Speaker 1: They haven
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| Speaker 1: business dealings. I only came out here...,train/audio/zach26.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And, you know, was it Los Angeles in the city itself, which sucks? You know what I mean? Like...",train/audio/zach27.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
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| "Speaker 1: But honestly, my biggest reason for moving out here, the primary reason,",train/audio/zach29.wav
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| Speaker 1: Everybody else moved out here.,train/audio/zach30.wav
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| Speaker 1: Everybody who was in Pennsylvania,train/audio/zach31.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I moved out there, I moved out there because, you know, Stamper and Corey and Chris.",train/audio/zach32.wav
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| "Speaker 1: and Shad and Mick Rother,",train/audio/zach33.wav
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| Speaker 1: and Casey Neistat flying a fucking drone around New York City. That
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| Speaker 1: And everybody moved out of here except for Corey and Jeff.,train/audio/zach35.wav
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| Speaker 1: I wanted to read B-Rod Powell
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| "Speaker 1: And also, there's a lot of other guys out here",train/audio/zach37.wav
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| Speaker 1: that I didn
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| "Speaker 1: And we're all the same earlier, though, so...",train/audio/zach39.wav
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| "Speaker 1: That was the primary reason, being around folks I like, you know?",train/audio/zach40.wav
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| "Speaker 1: working with dudes I'm friends with. But the other reason too is,",train/audio/zach41.wav
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| Speaker 1: There were a lot of situations where,train/audio/zach42.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I would get a call from somebody, an email from somebody",train/audio/zach43.wav
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| Speaker 1: who I want to work with or start a contract with or something.,train/audio/zach44.wav
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| "Speaker 1: All right. So the goal with this video is to hopefully give you guys, you crazy podcast listeners, information.",train/audio/zach45.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And they used to steal it in California. They say, hey, come on.",train/audio/zach46.wav
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| Speaker 1: Coming over to my place...,train/audio/zach47.wav
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| Speaker 1: My office at 2 p.m.,train/audio/zach48.wav
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| "Speaker 1: On Tuesday,",train/audio/zach49.wav
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| Speaker 1: Or just walk in even.,train/audio/zach50.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Well, let's get some lunch. I have to say sorry.",train/audio/zach51.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I live in Abington, Pennsylvania.",train/audio/zach52.wav
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| "Speaker 1: come to me, you know what I mean?",train/audio/zach53.wav
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| Speaker 1: So it was it was the big one was the front thing. But number two.,train/audio/zach54.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It... It saved a lot of time and energy. In fact, since being here...",train/audio/zach55.wav
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| Speaker 1: Die hard.,train/audio/zach56.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Since being in California, there's been three or four situations where being here helped increase the speed of things by like tenfold.",train/audio/zach57.wav
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| Speaker 1: It
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| Speaker 1: but no look if I was in Los Angeles itself I
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| Speaker 1: Have a nice sunny Burbank where all the- all the-,train/audio/zach60.wav
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| "Speaker 1: you know, the cool folks are. And actually,",train/audio/zach61.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Before anybody jumps on me and says, Burbank gets expensive.",train/audio/zach62.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, I got a sweet deal. They have a studio, and that's a fucking five bedroom.",train/audio/zach63.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It's a nice cozy little studio, and I got it for a real good price too, so...",train/audio/zach64.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Studio, good price, pals out here, easier business.",train/audio/zach65.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think that pretty much covers all bases,train/audio/zach66.wav
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| Speaker 1: Cats fans out there.,train/audio/zach67.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Chris Moore, alright?",train/audio/zach68.wav
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| Speaker 1: With your fucking accusations?,train/audio/zach69.wav
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| Speaker 1: Kira doubled,train/audio/zach70.wav
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| Speaker 1: Dubelled.,train/audio/zach71.wav
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| Speaker 1: Can
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| "Speaker 1: Also, you guys know it's on Patreon, I gotta clarify that.",train/audio/zach73.wav
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| Speaker 1: What potential do you see for schlucks?,train/audio/zach74.wav
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| Speaker 1: I don
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| "Speaker 1: Look, this is the first, maybe the first episode, it's more of like a test episode.",train/audio/zach76.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And this one's kind of weird because it's just me. It's not the guests, you know?",train/audio/zach77.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, something to listen to, something to pass the time while I make stuff.",train/audio/zach78.wav
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| Speaker 1: The tone for this one might be a lot different,train/audio/zach79.wav
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| Speaker 1: compared to the other ones after this. You might look back on this one,train/audio/zach80.wav
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| Speaker 1: Unless I fucking get hit by a car or something.,train/audio/zach81.wav
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| Speaker 1: you might look back at a few months or a few years,train/audio/zach82.wav
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| "Speaker 1: and say, well, this first one was a lot different",train/audio/zach83.wav
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| "Speaker 1: compared to the old guests, so...",train/audio/zach84.wav
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| Speaker 1: I...,train/audio/zach85.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But to get back to the question,",train/audio/zach86.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I'm just gonna feel it out, dude. Just gonna feel it out, see what feels right. See which guests I really gel well with.",train/audio/zach87.wav
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| Speaker 1: See what format I like.,train/audio/zach88.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And the good news about this is if you listen to this and you like it,",train/audio/zach89.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, going into this, guests for sure, I don't think I'm going to have any reoccurring, like,",train/audio/zach90.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Sidekicks, you know, that type of deal, I might.",train/audio/zach91.wav
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| Speaker 1: I might have a good guess. It
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| Speaker 1: We might have some reoccurring faces...,train/audio/zach93.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Askel asks, any experience working on games? If not,",train/audio/zach94.wav
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| Speaker 1: any plans,train/audio/zach95.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, you know, back in the day, back when I was a little boy,",train/audio/zach96.wav
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| Speaker 1: when I have my little bowl cut buck teeth and thick ribbed glasses,train/audio/zach97.wav
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| "Speaker 1: My cute little rosy cheeks, uh...",train/audio/zach98.wav
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| Speaker 1: Little brown poo.,train/audio/zach99.wav
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| "Speaker 1: The CPM from this content, this long-form content,",train/audio/zach100.wav
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| Speaker 1: Groundhog-y out of my ass when I was a little boy with my overalls.,train/audio/zach101.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Back then, back in those good old days,",train/audio/zach102.wav
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| Speaker 1: The House of the Prairie. The House of the Prairie?,train/audio/zach103.wav
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| Speaker 1: Little House on the Prairie. Is that what it
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| Speaker 1: I don
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| Speaker 1: Are these growlhugs?,train/audio/zach106.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Who's the fucking... Oh, yeah, Gabe's.",train/audio/zach107.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Oh yeah, back when I was younger, I used to kind of do assets for games. I used to actually download flash files and, like, fucking rip the graphics out and replace it with stuff.",train/audio/zach108.wav
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| Speaker 1: I used to use Game Maker Pro,train/audio/zach109.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And again, download tutorials and replace all the sprites and just kind of backwards engineer games.",train/audio/zach110.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You said, what is this? I subscribe for the real funnies.",train/audio/zach111.wav
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| Speaker 1: we
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| Speaker 1: I also use RPG Maker. I had a really cool game,train/audio/zach113.wav
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| Speaker 1: an RPG maker called DreamQuest,train/audio/zach114.wav
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| Speaker 1: And it was based on RuneScape. It was a 2D RuneScape where you could make bread.,train/audio/zach115.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Now, that never got released. Thankfully, it did, because it'd be the hardest thing right now. It'd be a lot of work.",train/audio/zach116.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But yeah, so Game Maker I used a lot, RPG Maker I used a lot.",train/audio/zach117.wav
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| Speaker 1: 3D...,train/audio/zach118.wav
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| "Speaker 1: uh, game maker I used.",train/audio/zach119.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I'm not sure if anyone's familiar with that. My buddy, Brett, actually, my elementary school friend, Brett...",train/audio/zach120.wav
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| Speaker 1: Shout out to him if he
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| "Speaker 1: I think he actually does games now, which is funny enough.",train/audio/zach122.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And hey, that's more money for cartoons.",train/audio/zach123.wav
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| Speaker 1: But he had a copy of 3D Game Maker,train/audio/zach124.wav
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| Speaker 1: And he brought it to my house and he left it there for like years.,train/audio/zach125.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So I would just fuck with it. I mean, you could like make a tomato kid up doing that.",train/audio/zach126.wav
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| Speaker 1: So I made a little series called Tomato Land.,train/audio/zach127.wav
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| Speaker 1: Where you shoot little fireballs at a tomato and you kill bees.,train/audio/zach128.wav
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| Speaker 1: The short version of your question about,train/audio/zach129.wav
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| Speaker 1: Little shit
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| "Speaker 1: is, yeah, I used to make games, yeah.",train/audio/zach131.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
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| Speaker 1: Just because...,train/audio/zach133.wav
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| Speaker 1: That
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| Speaker 1: It
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| "Speaker 1: At the very least, it's like six months of your life gone.",train/audio/zach136.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I just, I feel a lot",train/audio/zach137.wav
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| Speaker 1: We
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| "Speaker 1: That's just how I go, but...",train/audio/zach139.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Maybe someday, maybe if I get some free time, someday I'll make...",train/audio/zach140.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I'll re-release Dream Quest, I'll make it a big operation.",train/audio/zach141.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Hunter Gross asks,",train/audio/zach142.wav
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| Speaker 1: What is the most recent movie you
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| Speaker 1: What do they do right? What do they do wrong?,train/audio/zach144.wav
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| Speaker 1: and the duck song 5.,train/audio/zach145.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be the fucking Roger Ebert this, alright? Uh...",train/audio/zach146.wav
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| Speaker 1: Okay.,train/audio/zach147.wav
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| Speaker 1: Last movie I saw was actually... I was going to say Shawshank Redemption. It was...,train/audio/zach148.wav
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| Speaker 1: Hacksaw Ridge,train/audio/zach149.wav
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| Speaker 1: It was a good movie.,train/audio/zach150.wav
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| Speaker 1: It ended with the actual fucking old dudes.,train/audio/zach151.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It's a World War II movie. What's good about that was they didn't just have Nazis. I feel like Nazis are really easy to use, you know?",train/audio/zach152.wav
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| Speaker 1: you throw a couple nazis in.,train/audio/zach153.wav
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| "Speaker 1: There are some frightened, some spooked you faces being...",train/audio/zach154.wav
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| Speaker 1: be liberated.,train/audio/zach155.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So that's the base, that's the gist of it, alright?",train/audio/zach156.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And everyone gives a steady ovation, which is reasonable.",train/audio/zach157.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, the Nazis were kind of bad guys, you know.",train/audio/zach158.wav
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| Speaker 1: What kind of doofuses did I say?,train/audio/zach159.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: So they're really easy to make into a boogeyman, but I liked how they made the Japanese into villains.",train/audio/zach160.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Because the Japanese are, you know...",train/audio/zach161.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Let's stop that statement right in its tracks before, uh...",train/audio/zach162.wav
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| Speaker 1: This gets removed from YouTube.,train/audio/zach163.wav
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| Speaker 1: So a good movie. I
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| "Speaker 1: Fucking followed those crazy, psychotic...",train/audio/zach165.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think it was pretty surgical and quick.,train/audio/zach166.wav
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| Speaker 1: uh energy into a movie again which it works totally well,train/audio/zach167.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: actually. James McGines asks, McGines asks,",train/audio/zach168.wav
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| "Speaker 1: When you're not animating, can you take us through a day in the life of Zack?",train/audio/zach169.wav
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| Speaker 1: What hobbies do you have?,train/audio/zach170.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Do you ever get out of the house and do shit for fun? No, I'm just a fucking recluse who sits at home all day listening to Crazy Frog.",train/audio/zach171.wav
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| Speaker 1: You know? What do I do for fun? Okay.,train/audio/zach172.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, that's a good question, man. Listen, buddy.",train/audio/zach173.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Hey, I just thought of a funny joke. You guys want to hear about it? Well, this guy's weed whacking. I don't know if you can hear it. Maybe I'm wasting time with this",train/audio/zach174.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I just have a funny joke, though. It's called, what if this guy put weed whacking to his ass hairs? Now, that's a funny image, and I gotta tell you...",train/audio/zach175.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I'm just cracking up thinking about it. It's a funny idea, you know?",train/audio/zach176.wav
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| Speaker 1: Told you.,train/audio/zach177.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Okay, so James was asking before this guy started talking about weed whacking his asshole, that funny idea...",train/audio/zach178.wav
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| Speaker 1: Before the hilarious idea came to this picture...,train/audio/zach179.wav
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| "Speaker 1: James was asking about what I do for fun. You know, the real answer is I'm a fucking loser and I really don't do much.",train/audio/zach180.wav
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| Speaker 1: I work a lot to try to keep my brain busy.,train/audio/zach181.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Listen, James, what I do when I'm not working is I usually go hang out, go see a movie, go watch a movie.",train/audio/zach182.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Look, my bio says, if you read my bio, it says...",train/audio/zach183.wav
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| Speaker 1: He just likes hanging out. It says Pisces. It says...,train/audio/zach184.wav
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| "Speaker 1: ginger fluid,",train/audio/zach185.wav
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| Speaker 1: Black Pea- Black Pock?,train/audio/zach186.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Okay, now on to the podcast. And by the way, one last thing before I start this.",train/audio/zach187.wav
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| "Speaker 1: A lover of movies, movie critic.",train/audio/zach188.wav
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| Speaker 1: Star Wars geek nerd?,train/audio/zach189.wav
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| Speaker 1: Eater of feces?,train/audio/zach190.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It's actually, I was actually lying, it's not my bio, it's actually Obama's bio. Chris Moore asks, is someone gonna help edit the Schmucks podcast?",train/audio/zach191.wav
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| Speaker 1: And is there a possibility for any wacky but deserving edits scattered here and there like Sleepycast?,train/audio/zach192.wav
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| Speaker 1: Uh...,train/audio/zach193.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, man.",train/audio/zach194.wav
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| Speaker 1: You know what?,train/audio/zach195.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Chris, boy, you got a really good point there, man.",train/audio/zach196.wav
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| Speaker 1: Because I have to agree with you.,train/audio/zach197.wav
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| Speaker 1: this shitshow trailer act,train/audio/zach198.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Look, I'm a big fan of radio plays. My favorite part of Sleepycast was always the kind of the weird edits and the... Like the Halloween episode we did was basically one big radio play.",train/audio/zach199.wav
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| "Speaker 1: War of the Worlds style. And I like that stuff. I'm not being facetious, even though I'm...",train/audio/zach200.wav
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| Speaker 1: talking weird right now. I mean it.,train/audio/zach201.wav
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| Speaker 1: I like that kind of stuff. I like telling stories and jokes that way. It
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| Speaker 1: But don
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| Speaker 1: And is anybody going to help edit? Not right now. I
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| "Speaker 1: I'm gonna record it, edit it, uh... If anybody does the music or anything...",train/audio/zach205.wav
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| Speaker 1: or or helps me out with stuff like that i
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| "Speaker 1: Editing it, that's all gonna be on me for these first couple of ones.",train/audio/zach207.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Now, if the Patreon gets to a certain amount, I'll be glad to hire an editor so he can save all the little soundbites of me saying racist shit and keep them on his hard drive.",train/audio/zach208.wav
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| Speaker 1: I want to say that,train/audio/zach209.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Roy Havoc on Patreon asks,",train/audio/zach210.wav
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| Speaker 1: How easily does your sense of humor and comedic abilities come to you,train/audio/zach211.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And what are some influences on it? Well, I don't consider this comedic. I consider this shit.",train/audio/zach212.wav
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| Speaker 1: Where do I get my sense of humor though? I
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| "Speaker 1: you know,",train/audio/zach214.wav
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| Speaker 1: Big fan of Larry David.,train/audio/zach215.wav
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| Speaker 1: I would say those are some of my biggest influences.,train/audio/zach216.wav
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| Speaker 1: South Park is a big influence on me growing up.,train/audio/zach217.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It's always said that Philadelphia was a big inspiration, could have helped a lot with the –",train/audio/zach218.wav
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| "Speaker 1: That helped a lot more with my writing abilities with how to kind of structure stuff, I think.",train/audio/zach219.wav
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| Speaker 1: I subscribed because of the duck song 4.,train/audio/zach220.wav
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| "Speaker 1: This first episode, say the first episode, this test episode,",train/audio/zach221.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But in terms of just kind of off-the-cuff sense of humor and what makes me laugh, I would say Norm Macdonald and Larry David are two of the biggest influences.",train/audio/zach222.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Samuel Machen asks, how close does everyone live",train/audio/zach223.wav
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| "Speaker 1: from each other, i.e. Chris, Ethan, Chad, etc. Is this going to be influence who usually goes on schmucks?",train/audio/zach224.wav
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| "Speaker 1: That's a good question, actually. We all live within like an hour away.",train/audio/zach225.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Actually, I think the furthest person away is Stanford. He's like, cause he's in San Diego. He's what? Two hours away from Burbank.",train/audio/zach226.wav
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| Speaker 1: But we
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| Speaker 1: 30 minutes or something.,train/audio/zach228.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And yeah, I think that'll affect it to some degree. Also, these first couple of ones, because...",train/audio/zach229.wav
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| Speaker 1: I didn
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| Speaker 1: Did you see that shit?,train/audio/zach231.wav
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| Speaker 1: He built a fucking ISS in his backyard.,train/audio/zach232.wav
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| "Speaker 1: for his H3 podcast, which, by the way,",train/audio/zach233.wav
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| Speaker 1: Check it out. That
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| "Speaker 1: But yeah,",train/audio/zach235.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But what I was saying was,",train/audio/zach236.wav
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| Speaker 1: So I can
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| Speaker 1: So these first couple of podcasts are very likely to have a lot of guests over Skype.,train/audio/zach238.wav
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| "Speaker 1: just because it's easier and cheaper that way,",train/audio/zach239.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I would like to have guests come in person and, you know, have a studio. It's, you know, that's probably in the sky. That's like...",train/audio/zach240.wav
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| Speaker 1: Just be it solo.,train/audio/zach241.wav
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| Speaker 1: The mud
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| Speaker 1: which they did really well. People don
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| Speaker 1: And I enjoyed making it and it does well for the channel.,train/audio/zach244.wav
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| Speaker 1: I could easily see a studio being built,train/audio/zach245.wav
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| Speaker 1: Did you like it?,train/audio/zach246.wav
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| Speaker 1: Where have you always wanted to travel but didn
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| Speaker 1: Have the time slash money and why I
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| Speaker 1: It
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| Speaker 1: Zack
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| "Speaker 1: featured Zack,",train/audio/zach251.wav
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| Speaker 1: aka me.,train/audio/zach252.wav
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| Speaker 1: I want to go see all the refugees. I want to see Europe crumble before my eyes.,train/audio/zach253.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, that's only a half joke. I want to go to Germany and France. Those would be cool places.",train/audio/zach254.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, if I was like a fucking trillionaire",train/audio/zach255.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I'd started friends or Portugal, no not Portugal, probably friends.",train/audio/zach256.wav
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| Speaker 1: I used to fiddle with,train/audio/zach257.wav
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| Speaker 1: two Portuguese people listening.,train/audio/zach258.wav
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| Speaker 1: It
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| Speaker 1: Okay? All the future episodes are going to have guests.,train/audio/zach260.wav
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| Speaker 1: whole deal.,train/audio/zach261.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Alp Yamato asks,",train/audio/zach262.wav
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| "Speaker 1: How do you make other art animation friends? What's the best approach? I met a lot of people off of Twitter and Newgrounds and YouTube, man. Just put your shit out. Reach out to people. You know, ask to collaborate a lot. If you collaborate, you'll make good friends that way.",train/audio/zach263.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Crimson Lightning asks, and again, this is still on Patreon,",train/audio/zach264.wav
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| Speaker 1: asks...,train/audio/zach265.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Do you want this podcast to last longer than Sleepycast? Do you mean in terms of like the length of it, like an hour? Do you mean like in terms of...",train/audio/zach266.wav
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| Speaker 1: how long it went on for.,train/audio/zach267.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I could see myself doing this for a long time if, again, if people don't fucking hate it and I don't hate it.",train/audio/zach268.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: If I hate it and people hate it, then there's no point.",train/audio/zach269.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: But if I enjoy doing it, people enjoy listening to it, then hey.",train/audio/zach270.wav
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| Speaker 1: It
|
| "Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see this going on for a good while.",train/audio/zach272.wav
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| Speaker 1: I don
|
| "Speaker 1: Yudo Lucas asks,",train/audio/zach274.wav
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| Speaker 1: Do you ever want to work on anything?,train/audio/zach275.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Wait, what? Do you ever want to work else than anything?",train/audio/zach276.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Dude, I'm fucking... I'm dyslexic, so when you write like a fucking... Like a Lord of the Rings golem riddle...",train/audio/zach277.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Okay, do you ever want to",train/audio/zach278.wav
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| Speaker 1: work else than anything related to animation,train/audio/zach279.wav
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| Speaker 1: Would you ever do like live action shit or something?,train/audio/zach280.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think I just got a hex. I think I read from the fucking Book of the Dead there.,train/audio/zach281.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So if you listen to this and are fucking repulsed by it,",train/audio/zach282.wav
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| Speaker 1: You put a hex on me.,train/audio/zach283.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think the...,train/audio/zach284.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I'm just being mean. The question is,",train/audio/zach285.wav
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| Speaker 1: Would you ever want to work on something besides cartoons? The answer is absolutely yes.,train/audio/zach286.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, if I could live to be a million...",train/audio/zach287.wav
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| Speaker 1: I would totally want to do live action in something at some point.,train/audio/zach288.wav
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| Speaker 1: Um...,train/audio/zach289.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I would love to do a Paul Verhoeven style, just kind of over the top.",train/audio/zach290.wav
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| Speaker 1: gory just just fun movie that
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| "Speaker 1: Like Evil Dead, RoboCop, a movie like that?",train/audio/zach292.wav
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| Speaker 1: Fear that this will not be the,train/audio/zach293.wav
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| Speaker 1: Would be the fucking dream for me. You just need an idea first. And I
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| "Speaker 1: Or, uh...",train/audio/zach295.wav
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| Speaker 1: Where
|
| "Speaker 1: I don't know Sam Raimi either, but",train/audio/zach297.wav
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| Speaker 1: Attempting something like that I think would at the very least be fun.,train/audio/zach298.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Even if it was a short film, I think that'd be a lot of fun to do.",train/audio/zach299.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Johnny Autiful asks, how did it feel bringing your cartoons to YouTube for the first time from Newgrounds?",train/audio/zach300.wav
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| "Speaker 1: you know,",train/audio/zach301.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think white should be,train/audio/zach302.wav
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| Speaker 1: Round it up is what my real answer is to that.,train/audio/zach303.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: the status quo of schmucks, and things will look better and sell better as time goes on,",train/audio/zach304.wav
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| Speaker 1: Why should we be rounded up? We should be forced to stay at our offices.,train/audio/zach305.wav
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| Speaker 1: But it felt good to put my first cartoons on YouTube.,train/audio/zach306.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Actually, no, that's a lie.",train/audio/zach307.wav
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| Speaker 1: It felt worse at first because it got fucking zero views on YouTube. This was back when it was flipped.,train/audio/zach308.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, Newgrounds, when you get like 100,000 views on a video, even if you",train/audio/zach309.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Just by being a front page, just by the act of being a front page alone,",train/audio/zach310.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You get a fucking 100,000 views.",train/audio/zach311.wav
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| "Speaker 1: uh,",train/audio/zach312.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Which, you know, not for the time.",train/audio/zach313.wav
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| "Speaker 1: and the more people donate on Patreon, which by the way, special thanks, serious special thanks, all jokes aside, serious special thanks",train/audio/zach314.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I still love you, Topfulp.",train/audio/zach315.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Kisses, Daddy-O.",train/audio/zach316.wav
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| Speaker 1: What
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| Speaker 1: Screw Tom.,train/audio/zach318.wav
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| Speaker 1: But...,train/audio/zach319.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's a little bit reversed, unfortunately. Actually, no, now it's kind of neither because now both...",train/audio/zach320.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Don't get a whole lot of views, unfortunately.",train/audio/zach321.wav
|
| Speaker 1: It
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, Minecraft...",train/audio/zach323.wav
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| Speaker 1: Minecraft reparations. Minecraft genocide.,train/audio/zach324.wav
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| Speaker 1: I subscribed because of cats.,train/audio/zach325.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: to my patrons. You can find my Patreon at, yeah, get ready. I know you're all wincing right now.",train/audio/zach326.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Hey guys, look all I'm trying to say is I was driving past, I was driving down the road",train/audio/zach327.wav
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| Speaker 1: And I saw an interracial fucking...,train/audio/zach328.wav
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| Speaker 1: is code for white genocider. They thought that
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| "Speaker 1: And ever since I saw that on the billboard, my whole perspective of changing",train/audio/zach330.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, I look at skull shapes now and I think that something's going on here. Look at these skull shapes.",train/audio/zach331.wav
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| Speaker 1: Look at these.,train/audio/zach332.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Look at these racial intelligence bell curves. I'm just saying, look at the evidence. So that's how I feel about Newgrounds. By the way, that's all endorsed by Tom Pope. Tom Pope approves of what I just said to you.",train/audio/zach333.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: In fact, if you go to Tom Phelps' office, there's a white man's skull and a black man's skull next to each other. And he will walk in and just point...",train/audio/zach334.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: It's a, what do you think?",train/audio/zach335.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And you'll say, Tom, what the H are you talking about, man? I'm just here to...",train/audio/zach336.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: patreon.com, it's almost over, patreon.com slash psychicpebbles.",train/audio/zach337.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Just hear the funny, uh, Pokemon cartoons.",train/audio/zach338.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: What the fuck was the question? Uh, oh yeah.",train/audio/zach339.wav
|
| Speaker 1: How did your cartoons feel for new guys to YouTube? It felt...,train/audio/zach340.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Bad at first, good later, that was still bad.",train/audio/zach341.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Isaac Perry asks,",train/audio/zach342.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Will schmucks have a general theme to it, or will each episode be a different mashup of whatever you wanted to talk about?",train/audio/zach343.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I think the general theme of things will stay pretty consistent, but...",train/audio/zach344.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, I'm totally fine switching shit up and starting, you know, fucking with new ideas.",train/audio/zach345.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: taking new ideas around. You know, if we have an episode that focuses, like a Halloween episode or a Christmas episode,",train/audio/zach346.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of, like, TV episodes like that, like holiday episodes.",train/audio/zach347.wav
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| Speaker 1: All the money I get from that fucking place goes to cartoons and better microphone equipment.,train/audio/zach348.wav
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| Speaker 1: That to me is cool. So you
|
| Speaker 1: And that
|
| "Speaker 1: Any advice on how to stay... Sorry, Adam Medhurst.",train/audio/zach351.wav
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| Speaker 1: Any advice on how to stay motivated to continue working on something without giving,train/audio/zach352.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: up or getting too stressed out,",train/audio/zach353.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Just fucking swallow it, man. Swallow that shit, bury it deep, and fucking keep pushing forward because the alternative is you don't get it done and people yell at you.",train/audio/zach354.wav
|
| Speaker 1: And you miss deadlines and you
|
| Speaker 1: You gotta fucking live under a bridge.,train/audio/zach356.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I mean, your options are either be kind of stressed out and work or live under a bridge. Those are your options.",train/audio/zach357.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: All that jazz. Alright, see the band-aid's off. It's done. It's over.",train/audio/zach358.wav
|
| Speaker 1: So just swallow it.,train/audio/zach359.wav
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| Speaker 1: Just try to make it a fun experience. Just try to...,train/audio/zach360.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Also, inject as much fun as you can into it. Just have fun with it, man. Turn your brain off.",train/audio/zach361.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: If you're doing a commission piece or you're doing your own thing,",train/audio/zach362.wav
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| Speaker 1: Just have fun with the drawings. Just draw something until you laugh.,train/audio/zach363.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think you
|
| "Speaker 1: Dougie asks,",train/audio/zach365.wav
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| Speaker 1: Any idea of who
|
| Speaker 1: I think you guys have a good idea. I teased a little bit on Twitter that everyone
|
| "Speaker 1: Everyone who I've asked publicly has said yes, so...",train/audio/zach368.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Uh,",train/audio/zach369.wav
|
| Speaker 1: The big answer is I wanted to be surprised. I want to surprise you guys a little bit.,train/audio/zach370.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Although, I don't think it'd be much of a surprise.",train/audio/zach371.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: James McGuise asks again, he says...",train/audio/zach372.wav
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| Speaker 1: He says you
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| "Speaker 1: For only one week a year,",train/audio/zach374.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: What country do you move to and why? I don't know, Canada?",train/audio/zach375.wav
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| Speaker 1: It
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| Speaker 1: They have little Eskimo people.,train/audio/zach377.wav
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| Speaker 1: I don
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| Speaker 1: I think Eskimo is like the new tranny for Esk plantimos. What do you call them though? Snow people?,train/audio/zach379.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And just one more thing before I start the shit show, if you want to find me on Twitter, you can find me at twitter.com slash podcast schmucks.",train/audio/zach380.wav
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| Speaker 1: Let
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| Speaker 1: Is Eskimo...,train/audio/zach382.wav
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| Speaker 1: Derogatory.,train/audio/zach383.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Although the name Eskimo... I think that's how you say it too. Eskimo, you fucking Eskimo.",train/audio/zach384.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Although the term Eskimo is commonly used in Alaska to refer to the Inuit people,",train/audio/zach385.wav
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| Speaker 1: The name is considered derogatory in many of their places because it was given to non-Inuit people,train/audio/zach386.wav
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| Speaker 1: It was given by non-Indian people and was said to mean,train/audio/zach387.wav
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| Speaker 1: Easter of raw wheat.,train/audio/zach388.wav
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| Speaker 1: how either of raw meat,train/audio/zach389.wav
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| "Speaker 1: That's what they called me back in high school, dude. I used to suck some mean black dick. They called me Little Eskimo Boy.",train/audio/zach390.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Yes, you heard that right. It is podcast shmucks because I'm a fucking dunce.",train/audio/zach391.wav
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| Speaker 1: They
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| "Speaker 1: Okay, now on the reddit.",train/audio/zach393.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: For those of you who don't know, Reddit is a piece of shit website where",train/audio/zach394.wav
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| Speaker 1: you go to stop the Boston Marathon bombings and you figure out who did that and you,train/audio/zach395.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: put pictures everywhere, and then you get the wrong guy. So that's what Reddit is.",train/audio/zach396.wav
|
| Speaker 1: I actually have a subreddit which is a little place where you can,train/audio/zach397.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: post funny memes and destroy the subreddit like what happened to JonTron's subreddit. So,",train/audio/zach398.wav
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| Speaker 1: My subreddit is,train/audio/zach399.wav
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| Speaker 1: reddit.com slash r slash psychicpebbles,train/audio/zach400.wav
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| Speaker 1: And it
|
| "Speaker 1: And if you want to find it on Facebook, it's the exact opposite. It's facebook.com.",train/audio/zach402.wav
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| Speaker 1: You guys can discuss the podcast there or any new cartoons I put out.,train/audio/zach403.wav
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| Speaker 1: or,train/audio/zach404.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: anything like that. So again, the subreddit is reddit.com slash r slash psychicpebbles.",train/audio/zach405.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I am Dixon asks,",train/audio/zach406.wav
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| Speaker 1: What kind of topics will you cover on Schmucks? Will it be kind of shoot the shit like Sleepy Cabin or more focused?,train/audio/zach407.wav
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| Speaker 1: I would say a lot more like Sleeping Cabin in terms of shoot the shit.,train/audio/zach408.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I'll have a guest on, and what I might do is I might have a couple topics I want to talk about, like personal stories or...",train/audio/zach409.wav
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| Speaker 1: funny little anecdotes and we
|
| "Speaker 1: And if we find a good spot to be in,",train/audio/zach411.wav
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| Speaker 1: we
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| "Speaker 1: slash schmucks podcast. Again, that's",train/audio/zach413.wav
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| "Speaker 1: For the Taipei, again, I just want to kind of feel it out, uh...",train/audio/zach414.wav
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| "Speaker 1: and figure out what feels good for me and the guest. Because it's different. It's different from Sleepycast. With Sleepycast, I can rely on two or three other people, sometimes four other people, to kind of...",train/audio/zach415.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: you know, take the hell of",train/audio/zach416.wav
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| Speaker 1: take the hot potato while I kind of sat there and,train/audio/zach417.wav
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| Speaker 1: regenerated my energy this is going to require a lot more,train/audio/zach418.wav
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| Speaker 1: energy on myself since it
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| Speaker 1: or sometimes to other people.,train/audio/zach420.wav
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| Speaker 1: For the type B,train/audio/zach421.wav
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| Speaker 1: Definitely more shoot the shit.,train/audio/zach422.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Psychic Pebble. Oh, that's",train/audio/zach423.wav
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| Speaker 1: Facebook.com slash,train/audio/zach424.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
|
| "Speaker 1: See guys, this is why, this is why you gotta listen to the creator of, uh...",train/audio/zach426.wav
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| Speaker 1: the creator of reality fictional characters.,train/audio/zach427.wav
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| Speaker 1: on political talk because he
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| Speaker 1: Kiori?,train/audio/zach429.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: said, how many people will be on the show per episode? One-on-one?",train/audio/zach430.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I think, yeah, maybe the first couple will be one-on-one, but I think I'd like to have more than one person.",train/audio/zach431.wav
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| Speaker 1: Mick and Shad would be a good combo I think.,train/audio/zach432.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I have a few other ideas, but yes, for sure there's definitely going to be",train/audio/zach433.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I subscribed because of the funny cartoon where the old man fucks the boy, and that is funny, I'll give that to you.",train/audio/zach434.wav
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| Speaker 1: Shmucks Podcast.,train/audio/zach435.wav
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| Speaker 1: More than one person on two episodes.,train/audio/zach436.wav
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| Speaker 1: It just depends on who
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| Speaker 1: So I
|
| "Speaker 1: Theo Doodly asks, what do you like to see in animated content?",train/audio/zach439.wav
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| Speaker 1: Whether it be professional or amateur,train/audio/zach440.wav
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| Speaker 1: Is there something that is an immediate indication of talent or skill? That
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| "Speaker 1: Unlike these other fucking stupid questions, you're all hacks. This guy is really the only guy I came for, man.",train/audio/zach442.wav
|
| Speaker 1: The rest of this is going to the garbage. You know what? This podcast is going to be one minute long.,train/audio/zach443.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
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| "Speaker 1: What do I look for? I mean, hopefully you should be relying on what I look for to eject...",train/audio/zach445.wav
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| Speaker 1: Try saying that 10 times fast. And for any of you out there who are curious about SoundCloud or iTunes or any of that stuff...,train/audio/zach446.wav
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| Speaker 1: for quality control.,train/audio/zach447.wav
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| Speaker 1: I would say...,train/audio/zach448.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, maybe it's kind of a non-answer here, but I think this is sort of applicable. If I miss this question completely, I'm sorry. You can fucking yell at me later.",train/audio/zach449.wav
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| Speaker 1: But I...,train/audio/zach450.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think really good key poses are,train/audio/zach451.wav
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| Speaker 1: really,train/audio/zach452.wav
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| Speaker 1: what holds together,train/audio/zach453.wav
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| Speaker 1: And I
|
| "Speaker 1: Actually, Rick and Morty is a really good example of that. Rick and Morty is tweed.",train/audio/zach455.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And it does it, which for those who don't know, it's kind of basically puppeted animation.",train/audio/zach456.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
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| "Speaker 1: They don't redraw every picture, every frame.",train/audio/zach458.wav
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| Speaker 1: But so Rick and Morty is tweeted with a lot of their poses are really good.,train/audio/zach459.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think.,train/audio/zach460.wav
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| Speaker 1: And that really brings the show to life. So I think really good key poses help a lot.,train/audio/zach461.wav
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| Speaker 1: It really helps stitch the whole thing together.,train/audio/zach462.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Hodzij asks, will you have a gay little jingle at the start of the podcast?",train/audio/zach463.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Yes. In fact,",train/audio/zach464.wav
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| Speaker 1: Here
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| Speaker 1: You like that? It
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| Speaker 1: Hopefully look forward to it.,train/audio/zach467.wav
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| Speaker 1: And I
|
| "Speaker 1: Look, man, the real fucking answer is yeah. I'm looking forward to get... Actually, you know what he...",train/audio/zach469.wav
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| Speaker 1: Play the call-out.,train/audio/zach470.wav
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| Speaker 1: Jingle right now!,train/audio/zach471.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Look, the callout's over, okay? The callout's done.",train/audio/zach472.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm looking for someone to get the right tone here. And by the way, please send me your fucking mixtape. Send me a demo reel of what you've done before.",train/audio/zach473.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I'll try to get through every email. If I don't respond to you, I very likely read it, but I'm going to try to respond to everybody.",train/audio/zach474.wav
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| Speaker 1: if I don
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| Speaker 1: I
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| "Speaker 1: Alright, so...",train/audio/zach477.wav
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| "Speaker 1: There you go. So episode one, the actual first episode should have a jingle to it.",train/audio/zach478.wav
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| Speaker 1: A real miserable piece of crud.,train/audio/zach479.wav
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| Speaker 1: the supreme,train/audio/zach480.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, let's, let's get, hey, daddy-o, come here, daddy-o.",train/audio/zach481.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Hey, he says, one time I threw a hammer at a bird",train/audio/zach482.wav
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| Speaker 1: This fucking freak capitalizes the word A.,train/audio/zach483.wav
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| Speaker 1: Like he
|
| "Speaker 1: Okay, so this is this guy's book title right here. It's called...",train/audio/zach485.wav
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| Speaker 1: One time I threw a hammer at a bird and then it fell out of the tree and then I hit,train/audio/zach486.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Stay tuned for that, boys.",train/audio/zach487.wav
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| Speaker 1: that I hit its head in,train/audio/zach488.wav
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| Speaker 1: But the grass was soft so it took a lot of hits before it died. When I saw its blood I felt bad.,train/audio/zach489.wav
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| Speaker 1: That
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| "Speaker 1: Inside is fucking animals he tortures, like Jeffrey Dahmer.",train/audio/zach491.wav
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| Speaker 1: Okay?,train/audio/zach492.wav
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| Speaker 1: He
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| "Speaker 1: Drill a hole into a guy's brain and put acid into it to make him a human zombie, okay?",train/audio/zach494.wav
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| Speaker 1: Fucking check yourself in before a little gay black boy runs out to the police and the police return him to your home.,train/audio/zach495.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: where you catabolize it, okay?",train/audio/zach496.wav
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| "Speaker 1: That's my advice to you, you fucking, you freak, you unhinged psycho.",train/audio/zach497.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think that about covers it.,train/audio/zach498.wav
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| Speaker 1: I hope that story
|
| "Speaker 1: I did something similar to that when I was younger, a lot younger, I was like 10.",train/audio/zach500.wav
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| Speaker 1: I threw a rocket at bird
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| Speaker 1: And I felt real bad. Here
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| Speaker 1: neither Ted also,train/audio/zach503.wav
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| Speaker 1: And I saw,train/audio/zach504.wav
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| Speaker 1: An opossum sleeping behind a tent.,train/audio/zach505.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And for those of you who don't know,",train/audio/zach506.wav
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| Speaker 1: how opossums what they do they play dead,train/audio/zach507.wav
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| Speaker 1: And I thought it was a dead possum.,train/audio/zach508.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, without further ado,",train/audio/zach509.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So I took a big rock and dropped it on his fucking head because I was like, I thought it was a dead animal.",train/audio/zach510.wav
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| Speaker 1: Which I don
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| "Speaker 1: I was just like, okay, it's dead.",train/audio/zach512.wav
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| Speaker 1: problems if I drop this rock on it.,train/audio/zach513.wav
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| Speaker 1: I drop the rock on its head and start to move around.,train/audio/zach514.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It wasn't dead, it was actually sleeping, which I realized later which possums do.",train/audio/zach515.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So I'm the real Jeffrey Dahmer here, if you want to really...",train/audio/zach516.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach517.wav
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| Speaker 1: So the moral of the story is,train/audio/zach518.wav
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| Speaker 1: If you see a little purse of,train/audio/zach519.wav
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| Speaker 1: Let
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| Speaker 1: Faking dead. I poked it too before I did anything. I didn
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| Speaker 1: I saw a possible dead.,train/audio/zach522.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I poke you with my foot,",train/audio/zach523.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Maybe even a stick, too. I was aggressively stepping on it, but...",train/audio/zach524.wav
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| Speaker 1: I was jabbing it to see if it would move.,train/audio/zach525.wav
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| "Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach526.wav
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| "Speaker 1: In my kid brain, I said, okay, the cover's clear, and I dropped a rock on its head.",train/audio/zach527.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Pepsi, Pepsi, Zai.",train/audio/zach528.wav
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| Speaker 1: What the fuck is his name? Pepsi Zionism? I
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| Speaker 1: Jesus Christ God Almighty.,train/audio/zach530.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: This guy's a real, real fan of greater Israel.",train/audio/zach531.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: This guy hands out the fucking pamphlets for the elders of Zion, okay?",train/audio/zach532.wav
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| Speaker 1: It also peps you with the elders of Zion.,train/audio/zach533.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And his question is, what kind of animations did you watch as a young boy on newgrounds back in quote-unquote the day?",train/audio/zach534.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Were you with the silly spider animations? Yeah, you know, I was into that stuff.",train/audio/zach535.wav
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| Speaker 1: I used to watch Legendary Frog.,train/audio/zach536.wav
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| Speaker 1: Um...,train/audio/zach537.wav
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| Speaker 1: Was big on that gay stuff.,train/audio/zach538.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Phobie the squirrel was really cool. That sounds sarcastic, but I swear to God, this was actually what I watched.",train/audio/zach539.wav
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| Speaker 1: I actually recall watching The Legend of Ganondorf by Legendary Frog back in the day thinking it was like the fucking magnum opus of comedy. I was in tears laughing.,train/audio/zach540.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: But you're asking why this is here, and that's a fair question. This is a cartoon channel.",train/audio/zach541.wav
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| Speaker 1: He
|
| "Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I was very young at that point.",train/audio/zach543.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: So a lot of that, really there wasn't that much stuff in.",train/audio/zach544.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You could go on Newgrounds, though, or YouTube and find, like,",train/audio/zach545.wav
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| Speaker 1: Most people who put stuff,train/audio/zach546.wav
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| Speaker 1: out now are like really competent and good.,train/audio/zach547.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Back in the day, being able to street along",train/audio/zach548.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Audio and basic pictures made you fucking God, you know what I mean?",train/audio/zach549.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Like, if you could put Mario and Sonic in the same picture and not have",train/audio/zach550.wav
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| Speaker 1: loud clipping audio.,train/audio/zach551.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You were like a saint. You were like, you know, you were Steven Spielberg back then.",train/audio/zach552.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Okay, this first question comes from Patreon. It comes from Rory Harding.",train/audio/zach553.wav
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| "Speaker 1: No, any kid could do it. It's really impressive.",train/audio/zach554.wav
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| Speaker 1: I watched a lot of stick figure cartoons.,train/audio/zach555.wav
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| Speaker 1: Uh...,train/audio/zach556.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I watched... I did watch Spike's stuff. I wasn't like huge into it, but I watched it for sure.",train/audio/zach557.wav
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| "Speaker 1: LLPanic asks,",train/audio/zach558.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Will this pod... God, look at... He said how... Let's rewind. Let's enhance that fucking fat, obese breath I just took. Anyways, he asks, Will the podcast have political discussion?",train/audio/zach559.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: If so, what was, out of all the nominees, the candidate you would have stood for?",train/audio/zach560.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I was pretty openly for Bernie Sanders, and I have my reasons for that, and you can...",train/audio/zach561.wav
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| Speaker 1: We could tussle for that. I get why people supported that.,train/audio/zach562.wav
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| Speaker 1: who they did.,train/audio/zach563.wav
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| "Speaker 1: who asks,",train/audio/zach564.wav
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| Speaker 1: But that
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| "Speaker 1: pretty easily before you say, well,",train/audio/zach566.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, people would have called him a socialist.",train/audio/zach567.wav
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| Speaker 1: Look at the states that Trump won. He won the Rust Belt states almost exclusively...,train/audio/zach568.wav
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| Speaker 1: On the basis of.,train/audio/zach569.wav
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| Speaker 1: trade deals that affected those,train/audio/zach570.wav
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| Speaker 1: really severely.,train/audio/zach571.wav
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| Speaker 1: which Bernie Sanders was against.,train/audio/zach572.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach573.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: What's your most embarrassing memory, and in parentheses,",train/audio/zach574.wav
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| Speaker 1: That was Trump
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| Speaker 1: I believe.,train/audio/zach576.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I think had Trump railed against the trade deals on a debate with Sanders, I think Sanders would have responded by saying,",train/audio/zach577.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I agree, these trade deals suck.",train/audio/zach578.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: But your other ideas were terrible, let's move on.",train/audio/zach579.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think he really could have beat him.,train/audio/zach580.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And actually, interestingly enough,",train/audio/zach581.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Back in March, we did a Sleepy... March 2016...",train/audio/zach582.wav
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| "Speaker 1: That you're happy to share most embarrassing memory. That's a good question, actually.",train/audio/zach583.wav
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| Speaker 1: We did a SleepyCast episode called SleepyPasta.,train/audio/zach584.wav
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| Speaker 1: where,train/audio/zach585.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Look, I'm not trying to fucking be Jake Huger here and say, I called it, of course!",train/audio/zach586.wav
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| Speaker 1: I do believe to some extent I called...,train/audio/zach587.wav
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| Speaker 1: Kind of how it happened?,train/audio/zach588.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Not to be too braggadocious because I did get a lot wrong, but",train/audio/zach589.wav
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| Speaker 1: Here
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| Speaker 1: So the answer is I like going into the political stuff a little bit like how I did there.,train/audio/zach591.wav
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| Speaker 1: kind of dabble with it. I
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| "Speaker 1: I think I've said this on Sleepycast before, but I was in first grade.",train/audio/zach593.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Because if you get too much into it, you get into a whole thing. You're constantly causing debates and arguments.",train/audio/zach594.wav
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| "Speaker 1: And that's not what this is about, man. I don't want you to be listening to your car in your car.",train/audio/zach595.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Or working out and going, this guy's a fucking moron.",train/audio/zach596.wav
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| Speaker 1: Everybody feels very strongly with their political...,train/audio/zach597.wav
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| Speaker 1: alignments of ideas.,train/audio/zach598.wav
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| "Speaker 1: My job here, not my job, but my goal is not to irk anybody.",train/audio/zach599.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But look, if I have an idea I really think should be talked about, yeah, maybe I'll inject it, make it a little bit interesting and funny, and do it that way.",train/audio/zach600.wav
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| Speaker 1: This is not gonna be the Rush Limbaugh show. This is not gonna be the Young Turks.,train/audio/zach601.wav
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| Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you people. This is not going to be...,train/audio/zach602.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I was in first grade and, you know, when you're in first grade, you're a fucking moron. You have a small little head.",train/audio/zach603.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
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| Speaker 1: Your dreams of me next to Jake Uyghur,train/audio/zach605.wav
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| "Speaker 1: They're dead. Fucking bury those, man.",train/audio/zach606.wav
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| "Speaker 1: It ain't gonna happen, Buster.",train/audio/zach607.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Or as Jake would call you, chief or brother.",train/audio/zach608.wav
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| Speaker 1: Alright?,train/audio/zach609.wav
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| Speaker 1: Any gonna happen?,train/audio/zach610.wav
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| Speaker 1: Erven.,train/audio/zach611.wav
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| Speaker 1: uh said do you plan on having schmucks be as a filter as a as a filter free as what the fuck,train/audio/zach612.wav
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| Speaker 1: the little goobahead from Longyearbro
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| Speaker 1: Do you plan on having Schmucks be as filter-free as the Sleepycast sometimes was?,train/audio/zach614.wav
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| "Speaker 1: What the fuck does filter free mean? Oh, you mean like...",train/audio/zach615.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Centering myself? Yeah, I think that's what was fun about that idea, and I think...",train/audio/zach616.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, that's just... That scene was really a sleepy cat scene. That's just kind of how we all are. So that'll definitely be a carryover. It's not like it was...",train/audio/zach617.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: It's not like we became filter-free for Sleepy Cats, it's just naturally...",train/audio/zach618.wav
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| Speaker 1: how we speak and act.,train/audio/zach619.wav
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| Speaker 1: For sure that
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| Speaker 1: Lick.,train/audio/zach621.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: asks, what are you aiming to achieve with Schmucks?",train/audio/zach622.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You don't really think. You don't really have a spatial awareness, you know?",train/audio/zach623.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Or rather, what would you like the podcast to be?",train/audio/zach624.wav
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| Speaker 1: I want this to be good filler content. I want it to be good quality content that you can put all where you take a shit,train/audio/zach625.wav
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| Speaker 1: and geek a little bit to help loosen that turd up.,train/audio/zach626.wav
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| Speaker 1: I want it to be something that you can listen to all the busts,train/audio/zach627.wav
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| Speaker 1: you know,train/audio/zach628.wav
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| Speaker 1: I don
|
| "Speaker 1: And I hope it will be. I think with guests, I think when it's me plus somebody else, I think it'll be",train/audio/zach630.wav
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| Speaker 1: a little more interesting.,train/audio/zach631.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: So,",train/audio/zach632.wav
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| Speaker 1: I just want to make stuff,train/audio/zach633.wav
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| Speaker 1: He
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| Speaker 1: That
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| Speaker 1: I want this to be able to help me make cartoons.,train/audio/zach636.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Look,",train/audio/zach637.wav
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| Speaker 1: YouTube is fucking dead.,train/audio/zach638.wav
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| Speaker 1: They fuck over animated hardcore.,train/audio/zach639.wav
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| Speaker 1: Which is one of the reasons I
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| "Speaker 1: If I could just be self sustainable,",train/audio/zach641.wav
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| Speaker 1: and make shit and pay rents,train/audio/zach642.wav
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| Speaker 1: From the Patreon and the YouTube and everything and Twitch.,train/audio/zach643.wav
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| Speaker 1: I will die happy. I mean that sincerely.,train/audio/zach644.wav
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| Speaker 1: Why is there an hour-long podcast on here featuring this fucking voice?,train/audio/zach645.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You have zero awareness of anything around you, anything going on in the world.",train/audio/zach646.wav
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| Speaker 1: I just want to make shit though.,train/audio/zach647.wav
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| Speaker 1: I just want to approve or just make content.,train/audio/zach648.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Long term goals, I want to, you know, obviously TV and movies at some point.",train/audio/zach649.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: That's definitely what I'm working on and, you know,",train/audio/zach650.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Without going too much into it, hopefully I",train/audio/zach651.wav
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| "Speaker 1: if things continue to go the way they are,",train/audio/zach652.wav
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| Speaker 1: I think that
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| Speaker 1: It
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| Speaker 1: in the soonish future.,train/audio/zach655.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, usual little bubble.",train/audio/zach656.wav
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| "Speaker 1: But we'll see. You can't get too, you can't put, you know.",train/audio/zach657.wav
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| Speaker 1: You can
|
| "Speaker 1: Aunt Medge asks,",train/audio/zach659.wav
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| Speaker 1: what is up with you and justin roiland is there any chance of that of the roy man appearing on schmucks,train/audio/zach660.wav
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| Speaker 1: I
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| "Speaker 1: Without going too much into it,",train/audio/zach662.wav
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| Speaker 1: I will say that I
|
| "Speaker 1: In fact, you know what?",train/audio/zach664.wav
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| Speaker 1: Let me just show you some audio here. This is a little teaser for you guys.,train/audio/zach665.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, enjoy.",train/audio/zach666.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: So in first grade, I walked up to",train/audio/zach667.wav
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| Speaker 1: Very small scale stuff.,train/audio/zach668.wav
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| Speaker 1: uh but,train/audio/zach669.wav
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| Speaker 1: fun nonetheless.,train/audio/zach670.wav
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| Speaker 1: And you can look forward to,train/audio/zach671.wav
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| Speaker 1: stuff coming.,train/audio/zach672.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Now about him appearing in the podcast, I guess we'll just have to wait and fucking see, won't we?",train/audio/zach673.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I already asked on Patreon, but I'll ask again here. Do you think there's any chance of getting Corey on the podcast?",train/audio/zach674.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I always thought you would call it together with the funniest thing, that sleepycast.",train/audio/zach675.wav
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| Speaker 1: Thank you.,train/audio/zach676.wav
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| "Speaker 1: I didn't see that on the Patreon, actually, so I'm not sure where that question went. Did you leave it on...",train/audio/zach677.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Also, little caveat here, little asterisk, little footnote.",train/audio/zach678.wav
|
| Speaker 1: The... the post?,train/audio/zach679.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Oh, there's Corey. Hey, Corey.",train/audio/zach680.wav
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| Speaker 1: He
|
| "Speaker 1: So yeah, I did see that on the unpackingreon, but to answer your question, yes, of course. Corey's always welcome on the podcast.",train/audio/zach682.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, he's a very busy guy, but he's always welcome and I'd love to have him on. He makes me chuckle like no one else.",train/audio/zach683.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Long Long Hunting Dog? I don't know, dude.",train/audio/zach684.wav
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| Speaker 1: asks will there be art title cards like the ones used on sleepy cast for the last episodes yes but they
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| Speaker 1: We
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| Speaker 1: was have different title colors for every episode.,train/audio/zach687.wav
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| "Speaker 1: To preface this,",train/audio/zach688.wav
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| Speaker 1: I am for sure going to do that.,train/audio/zach689.wav
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| Speaker 1: With schwachs.,train/audio/zach690.wav
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| Speaker 1: just so you could differentiate,train/audio/zach691.wav
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| Speaker 1: And you can click the thumbnail. It looks interesting.,train/audio/zach692.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Begita asks,",train/audio/zach693.wav
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| Speaker 1: Worst restaurant experience. I will tell this story when Ethan
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| Speaker 1: my worst I
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| Speaker 1: That was a really fucking bad restaurant experience. It was in New York City.,train/audio/zach696.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Right before I moved, I think it was actually...",train/audio/zach697.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Come to think of it, I think it was the last dinner I had with them.",train/audio/zach698.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: When you're in first grade, you get fucking erections all the time, you know what I mean?",train/audio/zach699.wav
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| Speaker 1: It was a fucking bad experience. It
|
| Speaker 1: So I
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| Speaker 1: with the role we can,train/audio/zach702.wav
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| Speaker 1: relive the horrible experience.,train/audio/zach703.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Floormat69, this guy's into some BDSM shit, dude.",train/audio/zach704.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: asks, you said that you were planning on animating again.",train/audio/zach705.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: That's my answer to you, bitch.",train/audio/zach706.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Are you planning on making any more long-running series? I
|
| Speaker 1: related to or alike.,train/audio/zach708.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Uh, no.",train/audio/zach709.wav
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| Speaker 1: I stalk interactions all the time. I see a woman eating yogurt on a billboard.,train/audio/zach710.wav
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| Speaker 1: Not in the near future.,train/audio/zach711.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Although I'm working on something that will not be on YouTube,",train/audio/zach712.wav
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| Speaker 1: that could,train/audio/zach713.wav
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| Speaker 1: lead to that,train/audio/zach714.wav
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| Speaker 1: That
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| "Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to what I was doing before, but better.",train/audio/zach716.wav
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| Speaker 1: Hopefully better.,train/audio/zach717.wav
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| "Speaker 1: You know, satirical shit.",train/audio/zach718.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Parodies of some kind. A lot more original stuff, too. A lot more original just short script.",train/audio/zach719.wav
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| Speaker 1: Sure should.,train/audio/zach720.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And I get a fucking hold on, I need to jack off.",train/audio/zach721.wav
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| Speaker 1: Sally sells,train/audio/zach722.wav
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| Speaker 1: Short Shirts by the Seas... by the...,train/audio/zach723.wav
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| Speaker 1: Sure.,train/audio/zach724.wav
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| "Speaker 1: Just, you know, like I said, so original stuff, parody, satires.",train/audio/zach725.wav
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| Speaker 1: 30 seconds 15 seconds all the way up to two or three minutes,train/audio/zach726.wav
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| Speaker 1: justgm because they
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| "Speaker 1: If I have a really good idea for a long-running series, I'll be glad to do it again.",train/audio/zach728.wav
|
| Speaker 1: but they
|
| "Speaker 1: That's not a brag, by the way. If it sounded... I don't know how...",train/audio/zach730.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Sullivan Pugh asks...,train/audio/zach731.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Will this be a good alternative to Sleepycast?,train/audio/zach732.wav
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| Speaker 1: No.,train/audio/zach733.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: I think that about wraps it up. If you thought this was okay, I would say look forward to me having guest style. It'll be a lot less chaotic and derailing. You know, no one's going to derail me except for myself. I'm the worst derailer of all time.",train/audio/zach734.wav
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| Speaker 1: Look forward to episode one. I
|
| Speaker 1: Recorded soon?,train/audio/zach736.wav
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| Speaker 1: Question mark?,train/audio/zach737.wav
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| Speaker 1: I mean this part seriously. Give me all your feedback. What did you think? Constructive criticism. How could I improve?,train/audio/zach738.wav
|
| Speaker 1: What
|
| "Speaker 1: Look, it's very sad. It's a big problem for me, actually.",train/audio/zach740.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: All that stuff is handy to me, so uh...",train/audio/zach741.wav
|
| Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Special thanks to my patrons for donating.,train/audio/zach742.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Keeping this guy afloat, keeping this schmuck afloat.",train/audio/zach743.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Again, if you're interested at all",train/audio/zach744.wav
|
| Speaker 1: You can find it at patreon.com slash psychicpebbles.,train/audio/zach745.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: If you want to help my cartoons out or the podcast out, that's the best way to do it.",train/audio/zach746.wav
|
| Speaker 1: All of that money goes to,train/audio/zach747.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: hiring animators to help me get stuff done faster, buying better equipment for microphones,",train/audio/zach748.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: buying, uh, foam padding so you can't hear Mr. fucking Weedwack Jose outside",train/audio/zach749.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: For those of you rebels who decided to skip my little update video back there, I explained it there, but I'll explain it here again.",train/audio/zach750.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Most people stop having random erections when they
|
| Speaker 1: Whacka these weeds.,train/audio/zach752.wav
|
| Speaker 1: So that
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| Speaker 1: I appreciate it again is what I
|
| Speaker 1: Stay tuned for Schmuck
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| "Speaker 1: Hey, stay tuned for Schmucks, episode one. Stay tuned for Eugene, season two.",train/audio/zach756.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Stay tuned.,train/audio/zach757.wav
|
| Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Special thanks to my patrons for donating,train/audio/zach758.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Keeping this guy afloat, keeping this schmuck afloat.",train/audio/zach759.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Again, if you're interested at all",train/audio/zach760.wav
|
| Speaker 1: It hasn
|
| Speaker 1: You can find it at patreon.com slash psychicpebbles.,train/audio/zach762.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: If you want to help my cartoons out or the podcast out, that's the best way to do it.",train/audio/zach763.wav
|
| Speaker 1: All of that money goes to,train/audio/zach764.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: hiring animators to help me get stuff done faster, buying better equipment for microphones,",train/audio/zach765.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: buying, uh, foam padding so you can't hear Mr. fucking Weedwack Jose outside",train/audio/zach766.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Whacka these weeds.,train/audio/zach767.wav
|
| Speaker 1: So that
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| Speaker 1: I appreciate it again is what I
|
| Speaker 1: Stay tuned for Schmuck
|
| "Speaker 1: So I was in first grade, I would get these little boners all the time.",train/audio/zach771.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Hey, stay tuned for Schmucks, episode one. Stay tuned for Eugene, season two.",train/audio/zach772.wav
|
| Speaker 1: Stay tuned.,train/audio/zach773.wav
|
| Speaker 1: And I woke up to the teacher,train/audio/zach774.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Uh, to ask her a question, if I could go to the bathroom or something,",train/audio/zach775.wav
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| Speaker 1: I had an erection and I didn
|
| Speaker 1: I don
|
| Speaker 1: Also very impressive.,train/audio/zach778.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: You know, I was a little pinky boner because I was in first grade.",train/audio/zach779.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: The reason why I'm doing a podcast, and more specifically, why I'm doing a podcast on this channel is because...",train/audio/zach780.wav
|
| Speaker 1: she sort of pointed down,train/audio/zach781.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: As I was speaking to her, I noticed her eyes",train/audio/zach782.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: uh, bulged a little bit. They, they, they whited that I was like, this is interesting.",train/audio/zach783.wav
|
| Speaker 1: I looked down to spot my erect cock,train/audio/zach784.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: Not just below my pants, but, uh,",train/audio/zach785.wav
|
| Speaker 1: poking through the actual zipper,train/audio/zach786.wav
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| Speaker 1: I guess I had taken a bathroom break at some point and just forgot to zip my pants up.,train/audio/zach787.wav
|
| "Speaker 1: And I guess I couldn't be wearing underwear boxers because it was sticking out. It wasn't the whole thing. It wasn't like I was that unselfaware where I had my whole dick sticking out, but...",train/audio/zach788.wav
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| Speaker 1: It was like the tip of my penis was sticking out.,train/audio/zach789.wav
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