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Speaker 1: Well, holy shit, you're lucky, man. You got the Schmucks podcast on the way. | |
Speaker 1: Now some of you right now dropped your little carton of milk. You're trembling right now. There's snot running down your face. | |
Speaker 1: YouTube is fucking dead. | |
Speaker 1: And so I zipped up and I was a little bit embarrassed. What's really terrible, what's especially terrible about that story | |
Speaker 1: Is she actually her son? | |
Speaker 1: was like a babysitter for us. | |
Speaker 1: So it's not like she was just a teacher. It was like a weird kind of... | |
Speaker 1: uh, family friend kind of deal, so... | |
Speaker 1: That was pretty fucking traumatizing. | |
Speaker 1: I only realized that story was really embarrassing years later when I thought about it. It was fucking... | |
Speaker 1: It was horrible. | |
Speaker 1: See, I would say that's probably one of my most embarrassing memories is... | |
Speaker 1: My little acorn head poking out. | |
Speaker 1: And they don't favor actual content anymore. | |
Speaker 1: uh, | |
Speaker 1: Robbie gets my teacher's arm. | |
Speaker 1: That last part's not true. Chris Moore on Patreon asks, you've probably answered somewhere, but what... | |
Speaker 1: But what? Okay, sorry I'm a retard. | |
Speaker 1: But what are your main reasons to move you from California besides getting far away from Trump? | |
Speaker 1: He rules the whole place. There's not a radius for Trump. He's not a nuclear bomb. | |
Speaker 1: Can you see yourself there for a while? So the question is, why did you move to California? Now, this primaire question I get a lot, actually, because we pretty fucking trash talk California for a long time. | |
Speaker 1: on Sleepycast and other places, which I think is fair. I think all of our criticisms for California are pretty reasonable, which is basically... | |
Speaker 1: The people are aides here, which I think is, again, fair. Also, you have to realize... | |
Speaker 1: Previous to moving here, all of my experience with California was... | |
Speaker 1: They haven't for a while. They favor five-letter phrase let's plays | |
Speaker 1: business dealings. I only came out here... | |
Speaker 1: And, you know, was it Los Angeles in the city itself, which sucks? You know what I mean? Like... | |
Speaker 1: I'm in Burbank right now. I avoid that most of the time. | |
Speaker 1: But honestly, my biggest reason for moving out here, the primary reason, | |
Speaker 1: Everybody else moved out here. | |
Speaker 1: Everybody who was in Pennsylvania | |
Speaker 1: I moved out there, I moved out there because, you know, Stamper and Corey and Chris. | |
Speaker 1: and Shad and Mick Rother, | |
Speaker 1: and Casey Neistat flying a fucking drone around New York City. That's what they favor. | |
Speaker 1: And everybody moved out of here except for Corey and Jeff. | |
Speaker 1: I wanted to read B-Rod Powell's | |
Speaker 1: And also, there's a lot of other guys out here | |
Speaker 1: that I didn't get to see that often that I would have liked to see more. | |
Speaker 1: And we're all the same earlier, though, so... | |
Speaker 1: That was the primary reason, being around folks I like, you know? | |
Speaker 1: working with dudes I'm friends with. But the other reason too is, | |
Speaker 1: There were a lot of situations where | |
Speaker 1: I would get a call from somebody, an email from somebody | |
Speaker 1: who I want to work with or start a contract with or something. | |
Speaker 1: All right. So the goal with this video is to hopefully give you guys, you crazy podcast listeners, information. | |
Speaker 1: And they used to steal it in California. They say, hey, come on. | |
Speaker 1: Coming over to my place... | |
Speaker 1: My office at 2 p.m. | |
Speaker 1: On Tuesday, | |
Speaker 1: Or just walk in even. | |
Speaker 1: Well, let's get some lunch. I have to say sorry. | |
Speaker 1: I live in Abington, Pennsylvania. | |
Speaker 1: come to me, you know what I mean? | |
Speaker 1: So it was it was the big one was the front thing. But number two. | |
Speaker 1: It... It saved a lot of time and energy. In fact, since being here... | |
Speaker 1: Die hard. | |
Speaker 1: Since being in California, there's been three or four situations where being here helped increase the speed of things by like tenfold. | |
Speaker 1: It's just a lot easier on that front. | |
Speaker 1: but no look if I was in Los Angeles itself I'd fucking blow my brains out | |
Speaker 1: Have a nice sunny Burbank where all the- all the- | |
Speaker 1: you know, the cool folks are. And actually, | |
Speaker 1: Before anybody jumps on me and says, Burbank gets expensive. | |
Speaker 1: Uh, I got a sweet deal. They have a studio, and that's a fucking five bedroom. | |
Speaker 1: It's a nice cozy little studio, and I got it for a real good price too, so... | |
Speaker 1: Studio, good price, pals out here, easier business. | |
Speaker 1: I think that pretty much covers all bases | |
Speaker 1: Cats fans out there. | |
Speaker 1: Chris Moore, alright? | |
Speaker 1: With your fucking accusations? | |
Speaker 1: Kira doubled | |
Speaker 1: Dubelled. | |
Speaker 1: Can't we do belled? | |
Speaker 1: Also, you guys know it's on Patreon, I gotta clarify that. | |
Speaker 1: What potential do you see for schlucks? | |
Speaker 1: I don't know. | |
Speaker 1: Look, this is the first, maybe the first episode, it's more of like a test episode. | |
Speaker 1: And this one's kind of weird because it's just me. It's not the guests, you know? | |
Speaker 1: You know, something to listen to, something to pass the time while I make stuff. | |
Speaker 1: The tone for this one might be a lot different | |
Speaker 1: compared to the other ones after this. You might look back on this one | |
Speaker 1: Unless I fucking get hit by a car or something. | |
Speaker 1: you might look back at a few months or a few years | |
Speaker 1: and say, well, this first one was a lot different | |
Speaker 1: compared to the old guests, so... | |
Speaker 1: I... | |
Speaker 1: But to get back to the question, | |
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna feel it out, dude. Just gonna feel it out, see what feels right. See which guests I really gel well with. | |
Speaker 1: See what format I like. | |
Speaker 1: And the good news about this is if you listen to this and you like it, | |
Speaker 1: You know, going into this, guests for sure, I don't think I'm going to have any reoccurring, like, | |
Speaker 1: Sidekicks, you know, that type of deal, I might. | |
Speaker 1: I might have a good guess. It's good to have on. | |
Speaker 1: We might have some reoccurring faces... | |
Speaker 1: Askel asks, any experience working on games? If not, | |
Speaker 1: any plans | |
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, back in the day, back when I was a little boy, | |
Speaker 1: when I have my little bowl cut buck teeth and thick ribbed glasses | |
Speaker 1: My cute little rosy cheeks, uh... | |
Speaker 1: Little brown poo. | |
Speaker 1: The CPM from this content, this long-form content, |
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