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7,313,501 | mommit | She is adorable! |
7,313,502 | mommit | Omgosh that face! Too precious ! |
7,313,503 | mommit | Well hello there sweet girl! |
7,313,504 | mommit | My baby's hair grows out like that too and people always exclaim "that hair!!!" |
7,313,505 | mommit | So sweet! How old is she? |
7,313,506 | mommit | Well hello cutie!! |
7,313,507 | mommit | Um.. she could be my son's twin! He has the same hair, eyebrows and eye color! He also likes to just hang his mouth open when I talk to him |
7,313,508 | mommit | She have me lots of heartburn! |
7,313,509 | mommit | She's the sweetest thing! |
7,313,510 | mommit | Me and dad are obsessed with her lol |
7,313,511 | mommit | She is 11 weeks old. She'll be 3 months old soon! |
7,313,512 | mommit | She's typically a big smiler but this was so cute I had to post. She always gets comments on her hair! |
7,313,513 | mommit | Same with my and came out with SOO much hair!! |
7,313,514 | mommit | Older generations seem obsessed with making sure a baby is never cold. Better to be a little cold than too warm. As my husband told his aunt, while peeling layers of sweaty clothing off our then 10 month old, “Cold babies cry, hot babies die.” |
7,313,515 | mommit | Can someone PLEASE explain why mothers-in-law always think the baby is cold? It is in the 80s F outside, we have the windows open, and it is objectively warm. What does MIL do. She puts baby in winter footie pajamas and a sweater because "the ceiling fans are on." In the '80s, were we all raised in saunas?! |
7,313,516 | mommit | Ugh I feel this! MIL stayed for a month too! Tried to take over my whole life. I was practically doing a dance when she got on the plane back to Brazil. Obrigada biatch! |
7,313,517 | mommit | Omg, my MIL is the worst about what is an appropriate baby toy. I almost lost my shit one day when she gave my 1.5yo a handful of pocket change to play with! |
7,313,518 | mommit | "I did that when you were a kid and you turned out just fine." My mom on everything not allowed, including giving honey and water to a newborn. |
7,313,519 | mommit | lord, i will never understand. god forbid the baby gets cold, but baby doing activity that could cause death? meh, as long as baby is warm |
7,313,520 | mommit | Is it sad that this is my husband? He gives them the plastic bags to play with but then is freaking out the babies are always cold because of the floors. Sir it’s 74 in the house! He is an old lady! |
7,313,521 | mommit | Why are mil's obsessed that babies are cold?! It's 75 out, my 1 year old doesn't need socks! |
7,313,522 | mommit | i would say something along the lines of “you think baby is cold now? wait til they suffocate to death because of that plastic fucking bag” |
7,313,523 | mommit | Y’all my mom called me after I sent out my baby registry to say “why do you have so many baby proofing items on the registry? Those aren’t fun baby shower gifts and you don’t need them anyways. It’s not like you can follow them everywhere and make sure they’re not getting into something. Just let them be, they’ll learn... |
7,313,524 | mommit | I love this. My parents are here for two weeks and need this. Please keep ‘em coming! My favorite is : shhh don’t talk so loud baby is sleeping : bangs around in the kitchen and slams all the doors while baby is napping |
7,313,525 | mommit | Love this so much. More please! We want a series! |
7,313,526 | mommit | My MIL was supposed to stay with us for a couple of weeks but only lasted about 6 days before she got belligerently drunk and wouldn’t stop screaming lol got her ass to the airport a week early |
7,313,527 | mommit | I know a family who lost a child (under two, not sure exact age), who climbed out of his crib when everyone was asleep and found a plastic grocery bag and suffocated. That fear is real. Cold floors? Who the f cares. |
7,313,528 | mommit | Lmao!! Love this way of coping |
7,313,529 | mommit | A month?! Why a month?! |
7,313,530 | mommit | After one week with my MIL at home I wanted to die. I wish you peace of mind! |
7,313,531 | mommit | Where I’m from, 70 is freezing inside my house |
7,313,532 | mommit | A month?! Omg you’re too nice lol |
7,313,533 | mommit | Oh are we venting about our inlaws now? I'll add to this lol..MIL went on a week long cruise, came home and showed up at our house unannounced. Said she wasn't feeling well and then kissed our 19 month old on the mouth. Left and tested positive for covid. 19 month old has been running a fever getting as high as 104, we... |
7,313,534 | mommit | So glad my MIL lives 12 hours away and prefers my husband’s first kid’s mom over me |
7,313,535 | mommit | I get so triggered. I HATE old women who havent had small babies for 30+ years and somehow think its appropriate to invade your space, your routines and your way of taking care of your LO that is the most precious thing to you. You love that child 100 times more than this old lady ever will, and yet the old women think... |
7,313,536 | mommit | Send her home! |
7,313,537 | mommit | Omg. Yes. My daughter has a horrible HEAT RASH and my MIL tried to put a jacket on her.... I don't get it. |
7,313,538 | mommit | Yup |
7,313,539 | mommit | Every Hispanic grandmother |
7,313,540 | mommit | A month?!?! May God have mercy on your soul. But seriously, I’m scheduling my dentist appointments for when my MIL is here, and anything else I can think of. She’s nice, means well,and the kids love her, but I get so dang irritated being around her |
7,313,541 | mommit | We loved with my in laws in between house sales. It was a ROUGH few months. Sending you positive vibes and patience. |
7,313,542 | mommit | Girl. Be strong. I'm on day 8 and I am contemplating running away from home. |
7,313,543 | mommit | I mean, my baby loves to play with plastic bags! As long as I supervise her, I let her explore tons of things. She never wears socks though. Why even make baby socks?! |
7,313,544 | mommit | I can never do that to my son. I just want to be there. I don’t wanna give any judgment or make any statements, this is teaching me what I don’t want to do. |
7,313,545 | mommit | Yes. I make the same statement when she annoys me enough. But she’s stubborn and knows best so nothing changes. |
7,313,546 | mommit | Yes! My baby went to MILs without socks last week because it’s hot as hell here. She came home wearing socks after they had gone for a walk outside in the hot weather. Like, seriously? |
7,313,547 | mommit | i get what you mean but i'm pretty sure it's older people in general. their bodies are less tolerable to the "cold". my grandma is like 80 or something and will wear three layers of clothes, hat, gloves, socks, and scarf inside when it's 70F. blows my mind. complains about the temperature constantly and sometimes the ... |
7,313,548 | mommit | It's because they're old and they have shitty circulation, so they're always cold... and they're incapable of imagining that someone else experiences the world differently than they do so if they're cold, the baby is cold. |
7,313,549 | mommit | Because really what they need to do is take a walk around the block to get that blood pumping. |
7,313,550 | mommit | Regular mothers too! My mom insisted my newborn needed socks...in July. It was 75 degrees in the house and this baby runs hot! |
7,313,551 | mommit | My parents freak out about the ceiling fans because they swear it’ll give the baby colic………… |
7,313,552 | mommit | Hahaha that last line! |
7,313,553 | mommit | My mom used to lay my son on the kitchen floor on a blanket and surround him with various household items... Water jugs or cans of pop. A box of beer cans used to hold up family pictures for him to look at. She has this old egg yolk separator thing that looks like an egg with a face... She calls it "Eggy", he's 3 and s... |
7,313,554 | mommit | Wow! That would infuriate me too |
7,313,555 | mommit | My MIL I think is tired of me momsplaining her whenever she is like, “We didn’t need all of these security measures when your partner was a baby.” And I’m like, “That’s because of baby deaths and quack science. I’d rather go with the security measures passed in the last 40 years to protect the children.” |
7,313,556 | mommit | Omg is your mom my mom because SAME!! |
7,313,557 | mommit | Right? Prioritize! |
7,313,558 | mommit | Hahaha at least my mil is an old lady. That’s funny |
7,313,559 | mommit | Mine too, you’re not alone |
7,313,560 | mommit | I like your style. Unfortunately, I bet she would agree with me and act all contrite and then continue to do whatever she wants anyway. |
7,313,561 | mommit | You clearly know your stuff when it comes to baby proofing. So with that I ask your guidance… we are now just starting to think about it (baby 11 weeks old so we got time) but don’t know where to start. What resources did you use to get educated on what you needed? Thank you ahead of time for your guidance! |
7,313,562 | mommit | Yes. I don’t feel comfortable leaving my kids with her either. Since I made this post, she let the baby crawl over to where dog was eating and even as I ran to go pick him up because he’ll climb right into the bowl, she just stood there over him. Totally clue less. My dog is an elderly lab and doesn’t even growl or bar... |
7,313,563 | mommit | Ah, my mom must have taken the same grandparent class as your parents lmao |
7,313,564 | mommit | I’ll report back. She gives me plenty of material to work with lol |
7,313,565 | mommit | She’s from far away |
7,313,566 | mommit | Hahaha thank you. I definitely need peace of mind. It’s nap time right now so there’s that! |
7,313,567 | mommit | I would be so upset. I’m so sorry. I hope everyone feels well soon. That’s seriously like ugggghh. |
7,313,568 | mommit | Yeah it’s not a thick plastic grocery bag and it’s not with supervision. I get what you’re trying to say so I hope you didn’t think I was judging parents who let their kids play with them. I’m talking about bulk super thin bags from Costco (think nearly as thin as a produce one from grocery store). She uses them for a... |
7,313,569 | mommit | I can NOT stand this way of thinking from our mothers and in laws. I’m so fortunate that mine aren’t like this, but the sheer lack of willingness to change their ways is infuriating to me. I think it’s something like we’ve cut baby/infant death rates in half since the 80’s? Don’t actually quote me on that, I’m too la... |
7,313,570 | mommit | Is your MIL my MIL? |
7,313,571 | mommit | My son hates socks. My mother's solution is slippers. Everytime he goes over there he comes home with a new pair of slippers. Just leave them there! Why do i need to house them? 6 pairs of slippers he refuses to wear here. |
7,313,572 | mommit | This makes me feel better. she hasn’t said one nice thing about my new house, except she likes the trees…but she’s repeated endlessly how cold she is. I was just internally ranting to myself about it as I turned the heater on for her so she won’t whine when she gets up. |
7,313,573 | mommit | Yes! My 77 year old dad with shitty circulation will be sitting on his heated recliner wearing sweat pants and a sweater while the rest of us are opening windows and turning on fans. He’ll try to turn on the heat while the rest of us are sweltering. Get yourself a blanket, it’s already more than warm enough for the res... |
7,313,574 | mommit | Boomers ^TM in a nutshell - incapable of imagining someone experiences things differently than they do or has any differing opinions. |
7,313,575 | mommit | hahahaha |
7,313,576 | mommit | Curious about the rationale for that one |
7,313,577 | mommit | I’m totally cool with that as long as the household objects are safe! I feel like new items hold their attention for longer, anyway. Hmmm… you’ve never seen this funnel before, want to play with it while I chop veggies? Great, haha. |
7,313,578 | mommit | Huzzah! I gotchu my friend this my time to shine [This article](https://www.thebump.com/a/checklist-babyproofing-part-1) was my favorite AND it includes the car AND it’s even got more parts for further on as your kid gets older. I will say that there are different options for each category, like with blind cord wi... |
7,313,579 | mommit | Lord help me I am sending all the good vibes for you to get through this. Isn’t it just common sense, too? Like even if your dog doesn’t react, your baby could eat dog food which isn’t the best in small quantities. |
7,313,580 | mommit | I've been raging around the house since toddler showed symptoms. I'm so filled with rage I've basically exhausted myself at this point |
7,313,581 | mommit | Yeah. To me this pattern of behavior kind of goes back to just not respecting other people and thinking your way is best. I can repeat the way I’d like things over and over again but she’ll still keep doing it her way. She doesn’t even see the problem. Because she’s right. Whatevs I’m glad you have good in laws. To b... |
7,313,582 | mommit | My mom buys new toys every time baby comes over so she has something new to play with. …she comes over once a week… |
7,313,583 | mommit | nah we dont give in to it ever. if it's too cold, put on layers. adults are more than capable of regulating their own body temperature. my grandma will just sit outside in 90F weather sometimes because of it. but i'm not about to set the house over 74F just for one person when we have literally babies in here. |
7,313,584 | mommit | exactly this |
7,313,585 | mommit | Yes. I think that’s partly why it’s so anger inducing. |
7,313,586 | mommit | So true. |
7,313,587 | mommit | My mom would do this too so new rule was new toys outside of gift giving holidays stay at Grammys house. What do you know, she stopped. I'll make exceptions for things that get used up like stickers and bubbles though. But now she brings clothes... |
7,313,588 | mommit | Oh yea it all stays at her house for sure lol |
7,313,589 | mommit | Gotta keep your hands clean, duh. But anyways so friggin’ cute! |
7,313,590 | mommit | That's hilarious!! |
7,313,591 | mommit | Love it! What kind of cake is it? |
7,313,592 | mommit | We are doing our sons smash this week! I hope we get such a hilarious and unique picture like this. What a cutie!! |
7,313,593 | mommit | Props to your kid; he’s efficient. Why use hands when you can go directly from cake to mouth? |
7,313,594 | mommit | 100% will be my son when he turns 1 lol |
7,313,595 | mommit | It reminds me of the [cake eating scene in the movie Matilda ](https://www.google.com/search?q=boy+matilda+cake+scene&tbm=isch&hl=en-us&client=safari&prmd=ivsn&hl=en-US&ved=2ahUKEwjP78fys9zmAhVGMM0KHaPvCVAQrNwCegUIARDbAQ&biw=414&bih=719) |
7,313,596 | mommit | I feel this way about chocolate cake too |
7,313,597 | mommit | I can't stop laughing at this |
7,313,598 | mommit | Such a cutie. |
7,313,599 | mommit | So freaking adorable!!! |
7,313,600 | mommit | Knowing that he doesn't like to use his hands makes him even more cuter! |
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