do-dong-park/cornell_movie_handled · Datasets at Hugging Face

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L1044	[ "u2 : They do to!" ]	u0 : They do not!
L984	[ "u2 : She okay?" ]	u0 : I hope so.
L924	[ "u2 : Wow" ]	u0 : Let's go.
L870	[ "u0 : I'm kidding. You know how sometimes you just become this \"persona\"? And you don't know how to quit?", "u2 : No" ]	u0 : Okay -- you're gonna need to learn how to lie.
L866	[ "u2 : I figured you'd get to the good stuff eventually.", "u0 : What good stuff?", "u2 : The \"real you\"." ]	u0 : Like my fear of wearing pastels?
L862	[ "u0 : do you listen to this crap?", "u2 : What crap?", "u0 : Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself." ]	u2 : Thank God! If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...
L860	[ "u0 : Then Guillermo says, \"If you go any lighter, you're gonna look like an extra on 90210.\"" ]	u2 : No...
L696	[ "u0 : Well, no...", "u2 : Then that's all you had to say.", "u0 : But" ]	u2 : You always been this selfish?
L693	[ "u2 : I looked for you back at the party, but you always seemed to be \"occupied\".", "u0 : I was?" ]	u2 : You never wanted to go out with 'me, did you?
L662	[ "u2 : Have fun tonight?" ]	u0 : Tons
L577	[ "u0 : You know Chastity?" ]	u2 : I believe we share an art instructor
L575	[ "u0 : Hi." ]	u2 : Looks like things worked out tonight, huh?
L404	[ "u2 : She's not a...", "u0 : Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.", "u2 : So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?" ]	u0 : Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.
L401	[ "u2 : Sure have.", "u0 : I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes." ]	u2 : I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.
L367	[ "u2 : How do you get your hair to look like that?" ]	u0 : Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days. And I never, ever use a blowdryer without the diffuser attachment.
L365	[ "u2 : You have my word. As a gentleman" ]	u0 : You're sweet.
L363	[ "u2 : You got something on your mind?" ]	u0 : I counted on you to help my cause. You and that thug are obviously failing. Aren't we ever going on our date?
L280	[ "u2 : There." ]	u0 : Where?
L276	[ "u0 : How is our little Find the Wench A Date plan progressing?" ]	u2 : Well, there's someone I think might be --
L271	[ "u0 : C'esc ma tete. This is my head", "u2 : Right. See? You're ready for the quiz.", "u0 : I don't want to know how to say that though. I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are. How much does champagne cost? Stuff like Chat. I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.", "u2 : That's because it's such a nice one." ]	u0 : Forget French.
L207	[ "u0 : Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend..." ]	u2 : Let me see what I can do.
L204	[ "u2 : Why?", "u0 : Unsolved mystery. She used to be really popular when she started high school, then it was just like she got sick of it or something." ]	u2 : That's a shame.
L200	[ "u0 : No, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have a proper introduction ---", "u2 : Cameron.", "u0 : The thing is, Cameron -- I'm at the mercy of a particularly hideous breed of loser. My sister. I can't date until she does." ]	u2 : Seems like she could get a date easy enough...
L198	[ "u0 : You're asking me out. That's so cute. What's your name again?" ]	u2 : Forget it.
L194	[ "u0 : Can we make this quick? Roxanne Korrine and Andrew Barrett are having an incredibly horrendous public break- up on the quad. Again.", "u2 : Well, I thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.", "u0 : Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please." ]	u2 : Okay... then how 'bout we try out some French cuisine. Saturday? Night?
L952	[ "u3 : You think you ' re the only sophomore at the prom?" ]	u0 : I did.
L659	[ "u0 : I have to be home in twenty minutes." ]	u3 : I don't have to be home 'til two.
L598	[ "u3 : Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.", "u0 : Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?" ]	u3 : All I know is -- I'd give up my private line to go out with a guy like Joey.
L595	[ "u0 : He practically proposed when he found out we had the same dermatologist. I mean. Dr. Bonchowski is great an all, but he's not exactly relevant party conversation.", "u3 : Is he oily or dry?" ]	u0 : Combination. I don't know -- I thought he'd be different. More of a gentleman...
L579	[ "u3 : Great" ]	u0 : Would you mind getting me a drink, Cameron?
L571	[ "u0 : Where did he go? He was just here.", "u3 : Who?" ]	u0 : Joey.
L49	[ "u0 : Did you change your hair?", "u3 : No." ]	u0 : You might wanna think about it
L759	[ "u4 : Listen, I want to talk to you about the prom." ]	u0 : You know the deal. I can ' t go if Kat doesn't go --
L756	[ "u4 : Hey, sweet cheeks.", "u0 : Hi, Joey." ]	u4 : You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.
L592	[ "u0 : Neat..." ]	u4 : My agent says I've got a good shot at being the Prada guy next year.
L589	[ "u4 : So yeah, I've got the Sears catalog thing going -- and the tube sock gig \" that's gonna be huge. And then I'm up for an ad for Queen Harry next week.", "u0 : Queen Harry?" ]	u4 : It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be, like, wearing a uniform and stuff.
L396	[ "u4 : Exactly So, you going to Bogey Lowenbrau's thing on Saturday?" ]	u0 : Hopefully.
L394	[ "u4 : It's more" ]	u0 : Expensive?
L1051	[ "u0 : Patrick -- is that- a." ]	u5 : Perm?
L1021	[ "u0 : Is that woman a complete fruit-loop or is it just me?" ]	u5 : It's just you.
L1007	[ "u0 : Let go!", "u5 : You set me up.", "u0 : I just wanted --", "u5 : What? To completely damage me? To send me to therapy forever? What?" ]	u0 : No! I just wanted
L982	[ "u0 : You looked beautiful last night, you know." ]	u5 : So did you
L909	[ "u5 : That's not", "u0 : I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.", "u5 : I guess I thought I was protecting you.", "u0 : God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself", "u5 : Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to." ]	u0 : I guess I'll never know, will I?
L904	[ "u0 : But", "u5 : After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because \"everyone else\" was doing it. And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastro-intestinal display --", "u0 : Why didn't you tell me?", "u5 : I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him." ]	u0 : No. you didn't! If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.
L901	[ "u5 : He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.", "u0 : You did what?" ]	u5 : Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.
L893	[ "u5 : Joey never told you we went out, did he?", "u0 : What?", "u5 : In 9th. For a month", "u0 : Why?", "u5 : He was, like, a total babe", "u0 : But you hate Joey", "u5 : Now I do. Back then, was a different story." ]	u0 : As in...
L889	[ "u5 : Listen, I know you hate having to sit home because I'm not Susie High School.", "u0 : Like you care.", "u5 : I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s ." ]	u0 : I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.
L655	[ "u0 : I don't get you. You act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here." ]	u5 : You're welcome.
L601	[ "u5 : Bianca, I need to talk to you -- I need to tell you --" ]	u0 : I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.
L542	[ "u0 : You are so completely unbalanced." ]	u5 : Can we go now?
L531	[ "u0 : Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.", "u5 : It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?" ]	u0 : Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.
L529	[ "u0 : Can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?" ]	u5 : At least I'm not a clouted fen- sucked hedge-pig.
L525	[ "u0 : You're ruining my life' Because you won't be normal, I can't be normal.", "u5 : What's normal?" ]	u0 : Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.
L441	[ "u0 : Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?", "u5 : It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.", "u0 : Oh, I thought you might have a date I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?", "u5 : What do you think?" ]	u0 : I think you're a freak. I think you do this to torture me. And I think you suck.
L319	[ "u5 : I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way." ]	u0 : Can you at least start wearing a bra?
L164	[ "u5 : Where've you been?" ]	u0 : Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.
L922	[ "u11 : I'm missing something." ]	u0 : I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.
L878	[ "u0 : Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night --", "u11 : The prom? Kat has a date?", "u0 : No, but", "u11 : It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?", "u0 : He's not a \"hot rod\". Whatever that is.", "u11 : You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story." ]	u0 : Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!
L544	[ "u11 : Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.", "u0 : Why?" ]	u11 : Because she'll scare them away.
L538	[ "u11 : Wear the belly before you go.", "u0 : Daddy, no!" ]	u11 : Just for a minute
L536	[ "u11 : Oh, God. It's starting." ]	u0 : It's just a party. Daddy.
L523	[ "u0 : Daddy, people expect me to be there!" ]	u11 : If Kat's not going, you're not going.
L517	[ "u0 : Daddy, I --", "u11 : And where're you going?", "u0 : If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.", "u11 : Otherwise known as an orgy?" ]	u0 : It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going --
L189	[ "u0 : But she doesn't want to date." ]	u11 : Exactly my point
L179	[ "u0 : Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's this boy... and I think he might ask...", "u11 : No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating. End of discussion.", "u0 : What if she never starts dating?", "u11 : Then neither will you. And I'll get to sleep at night." ]	u0 : But it's not fair -- she's a mutant, Daddy!
L458	[ "u9 : Always a pleasure, Brucie.", "u1 : Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan. Aren't they a little too pre-teen belly-button ring for you?", "u9 : Fan of a fan. You see a couple of minors come in?", "u1 : Never", "u9 : Padua girls. One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?" ]	u1 : Just sent 'em through.
L778	[ "u2 : You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score." ]	u7 : Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.
L583	[ "u7 : Extremely unfortunate maneuver.", "u2 : The hell is that? What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?", "u7 : Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're making progress." ]	u2 : No, I ' m not.
L499	[ "u7 : You told me that part already." ]	u2 : Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and -
L432	[ "u7 : Assail your ears for one night." ]	u2 : It's her favorite band.
L424	[ "u7 : He's pretty!" ]	u2 : Okay! I wasn't sure
L416	[ "u2 : Number one. She hates smokers", "u7 : It's a lung cancer issue", "u2 : Her favorite uncle" ]	u7 : Dead at forty-one.
L388	[ "u2 : This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.", "u7 : In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.", "u2 : Will Bogey get bent?" ]	u7 : Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.
L244	[ "u2 : You got him involved?" ]	u7 : Like we had a choice? Besides -- when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.
L223	[ "u7 : You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone. Strictly A-list. With me by your side.", "u2 : I thought you hated those people." ]	u7 : Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.
L215	[ "u7 : What makes you think he'll do it?", "u2 : He seems like he thrives on danger", "u7 : No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just got out of Alcatraz...", "u2 : They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?", "u7 : I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.", "u2 : Forget his reputation. Do you think we've got a plan or not?", "u7 : Did she actually say she'd go out with you?" ]	u2 : That's what I just said
L212	[ "u2 : What about him?" ]	u7 : You wanna go out with him?
L210	[ "u2 : I teach her French, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me." ]	u7 : Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you. So what's the point?
L157	[ "u7 : Yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.", "u2 : That's her? Bianca's sister?" ]	u7 : The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
L143	[ "u7 : You know French?", "u2 : Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada", "u7 : Guess who just signed up for a tutor?", "u2 : You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?" ]	u7 : You could consecrate with her, my friend.
L139	[ "u2 : Why do girls like that always like guys like that?", "u7 : Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.", "u2 : He always have that shit-eating grin?" ]	u7 : Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
L87	[ "u2 : That girl -- I --", "u7 : You burn, you pine, you perish?", "u2 : Who is she?", "u7 : Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't even think about it", "u2 : Why not?" ]	u7 : I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. And that's an impossibility.
L77	[ "u2 : That I'm used to." ]	u7 : Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.
L66	[ "u7 : So -- which Dakota you from?", "u2 : North, actually. How'd you ?", "u7 : I was kidding. People actually live there?", "u2 : Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.", "u7 : How many people were in your old school?", "u2 : Thirty-two.", "u7 : Get out!", "u2 : How many people go here?" ]	u7 : Couple thousand. Most of them evil
L63	[ "u7 : You the new guy?", "u2 : So they tell me..." ]	u7 : C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the tour.
L780	[ "u9 : What's the worst?" ]	u2 : You get the girl.
L743	[ "u9 : You makin' any headway?", "u2 : She kissed me." ]	u9 : Where?
L740	[ "u2 : She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote" ]	u9 : She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.
L725	[ "u2 : What'd you do to her?" ]	u9 : I don ' t know. I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.
L623	[ "u9 : Cameron -- do you like the girl?", "u2 : Sure" ]	u9 : Then, go get her
L621	[ "u9 : What 're you talking about?" ]	u2 : She's partial to Joey, not me
L619	[ "u9 : Cameron, I'm a little busy" ]	u2 : It's off. The whole thing.
L430	[ "u2 : Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night." ]	u9 : Don't make me do it, man
L426	[ "u2 : Okay -- Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and \"angry, stinky girl music of the indie-rock persuasion\"." ]	u9 : So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?
L411	[ "u9 : What've you got for me?" ]	u2 : I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.
L385	[ "u2 : And he means that strictly in a non- prison-movie type of way." ]	u9 : Yeah -- we'll see.
L557	[ "u5 : Leave my sister alone." ]	u4 : And why would I do that?
L554	[ "u4 : Where ya goin?", "u5 : Away." ]	u4 : Your sister here?
L335	[ "u5 : Hey -- do you mind?" ]	u4 : Not at all
L148	[ "u4 : The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?", "u5 : Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break." ]	u4 : They're running the rest of me next month.

L1044

[ "u2 : They do to!" ]

u0 : They do not!

L984

[ "u2 : She okay?" ]

u0 : I hope so.

L924

[ "u2 : Wow" ]

u0 : Let's go.

L870

[ "u0 : I'm kidding. You know how sometimes you just become this \"persona\"? And you don't know how to quit?", "u2 : No" ]

u0 : Okay -- you're gonna need to learn how to lie.

L866

[ "u2 : I figured you'd get to the good stuff eventually.", "u0 : What good stuff?", "u2 : The \"real you\"." ]

u0 : Like my fear of wearing pastels?

L862

[ "u0 : do you listen to this crap?", "u2 : What crap?", "u0 : Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself." ]

u2 : Thank God! If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...

L860

[ "u0 : Then Guillermo says, \"If you go any lighter, you're gonna look like an extra on 90210.\"" ]

u2 : No...

L696

[ "u0 : Well, no...", "u2 : Then that's all you had to say.", "u0 : But" ]

u2 : You always been this selfish?

L693

[ "u2 : I looked for you back at the party, but you always seemed to be \"occupied\".", "u0 : I was?" ]

u2 : You never wanted to go out with 'me, did you?

L662

[ "u2 : Have fun tonight?" ]

u0 : Tons

L577

[ "u0 : You know Chastity?" ]

u2 : I believe we share an art instructor

L575

[ "u0 : Hi." ]

u2 : Looks like things worked out tonight, huh?

L404

[ "u2 : She's not a...", "u0 : Lesbian? No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.", "u2 : So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?" ]

u0 : Who knows? All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.

L401

[ "u2 : Sure have.", "u0 : I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't. Not unless my sister goes." ]

u2 : I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.

L367

[ "u2 : How do you get your hair to look like that?" ]

u0 : Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days. And I never, ever use a blowdryer without the diffuser attachment.

L365

[ "u2 : You have my word. As a gentleman" ]

u0 : You're sweet.

L363

[ "u2 : You got something on your mind?" ]

u0 : I counted on you to help my cause. You and that thug are obviously failing. Aren't we ever going on our date?

L280

[ "u2 : There." ]

u0 : Where?

L276

[ "u0 : How is our little Find the Wench A Date plan progressing?" ]

u2 : Well, there's someone I think might be --

L271

[ "u0 : C'esc ma tete. This is my head", "u2 : Right. See? You're ready for the quiz.", "u0 : I don't want to know how to say that though. I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are. How much does champagne cost? Stuff like Chat. I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.", "u2 : That's because it's such a nice one." ]

u0 : Forget French.

L207

[ "u0 : Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend..." ]

u2 : Let me see what I can do.

L204

[ "u2 : Why?", "u0 : Unsolved mystery. She used to be really popular when she started high school, then it was just like she got sick of it or something." ]

u2 : That's a shame.

L200

[ "u0 : No, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have a proper introduction ---", "u2 : Cameron.", "u0 : The thing is, Cameron -- I'm at the mercy of a particularly hideous breed of loser. My sister. I can't date until she does." ]

u2 : Seems like she could get a date easy enough...

L198

[ "u0 : You're asking me out. That's so cute. What's your name again?" ]

u2 : Forget it.

L194

[ "u0 : Can we make this quick? Roxanne Korrine and Andrew Barrett are having an incredibly horrendous public break- up on the quad. Again.", "u2 : Well, I thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.", "u0 : Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please." ]

u2 : Okay... then how 'bout we try out some French cuisine. Saturday? Night?

L952

[ "u3 : You think you ' re the only sophomore at the prom?" ]

u0 : I did.

L659

[ "u0 : I have to be home in twenty minutes." ]

u3 : I don't have to be home 'til two.

L598

[ "u3 : Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.", "u0 : Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?" ]

u3 : All I know is -- I'd give up my private line to go out with a guy like Joey.

L595

[ "u0 : He practically proposed when he found out we had the same dermatologist. I mean. Dr. Bonchowski is great an all, but he's not exactly relevant party conversation.", "u3 : Is he oily or dry?" ]

u0 : Combination. I don't know -- I thought he'd be different. More of a gentleman...

L579

[ "u3 : Great" ]

u0 : Would you mind getting me a drink, Cameron?

L571

[ "u0 : Where did he go? He was just here.", "u3 : Who?" ]

u0 : Joey.

L49

[ "u0 : Did you change your hair?", "u3 : No." ]

u0 : You might wanna think about it

L759

[ "u4 : Listen, I want to talk to you about the prom." ]

u0 : You know the deal. I can ' t go if Kat doesn't go --

L756

[ "u4 : Hey, sweet cheeks.", "u0 : Hi, Joey." ]

u4 : You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.

L592

[ "u0 : Neat..." ]

u4 : My agent says I've got a good shot at being the Prada guy next year.

L589

[ "u4 : So yeah, I've got the Sears catalog thing going -- and the tube sock gig \" that's gonna be huge. And then I'm up for an ad for Queen Harry next week.", "u0 : Queen Harry?" ]

u4 : It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be, like, wearing a uniform and stuff.

L396

[ "u4 : Exactly So, you going to Bogey Lowenbrau's thing on Saturday?" ]

u0 : Hopefully.

L394

[ "u4 : It's more" ]

u0 : Expensive?

L1051

[ "u0 : Patrick -- is that- a." ]

u5 : Perm?

L1021

[ "u0 : Is that woman a complete fruit-loop or is it just me?" ]

u5 : It's just you.

L1007

[ "u0 : Let go!", "u5 : You set me up.", "u0 : I just wanted --", "u5 : What? To completely damage me? To send me to therapy forever? What?" ]

u0 : No! I just wanted

L982

[ "u0 : You looked beautiful last night, you know." ]

u5 : So did you

L909

[ "u5 : That's not", "u0 : I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.", "u5 : I guess I thought I was protecting you.", "u0 : God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself", "u5 : Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to." ]

u0 : I guess I'll never know, will I?

L904

[ "u0 : But", "u5 : After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because \"everyone else\" was doing it. And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastro-intestinal display --", "u0 : Why didn't you tell me?", "u5 : I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him." ]

u0 : No. you didn't! If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.

L901

[ "u5 : He said everyone was doing it. So I did it.", "u0 : You did what?" ]

u5 : Just once. Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready. He got pissed. Then he broke up with me.

L893

[ "u5 : Joey never told you we went out, did he?", "u0 : What?", "u5 : In 9th. For a month", "u0 : Why?", "u5 : He was, like, a total babe", "u0 : But you hate Joey", "u5 : Now I do. Back then, was a different story." ]

u0 : As in...

L889

[ "u5 : Listen, I know you hate having to sit home because I'm not Susie High School.", "u0 : Like you care.", "u5 : I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s ." ]

u0 : I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.

L655

[ "u0 : I don't get you. You act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here." ]

u5 : You're welcome.

L601

[ "u5 : Bianca, I need to talk to you -- I need to tell you --" ]

u0 : I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.

L542

[ "u0 : You are so completely unbalanced." ]

u5 : Can we go now?

L531

[ "u0 : Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.", "u5 : It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard of him?" ]

u0 : Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend. I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.

L529

[ "u0 : Can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?" ]

u5 : At least I'm not a clouted fen- sucked hedge-pig.

L525

[ "u0 : You're ruining my life' Because you won't be normal, I can't be normal.", "u5 : What's normal?" ]

u0 : Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.

L441

[ "u0 : Oh my God, does this mean you're becoming normal?", "u5 : It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.", "u0 : Oh, I thought you might have a date I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?", "u5 : What do you think?" ]

u0 : I think you're a freak. I think you do this to torture me. And I think you suck.

L319

[ "u5 : I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way." ]

u0 : Can you at least start wearing a bra?

L164

[ "u5 : Where've you been?" ]

u0 : Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.

L922

[ "u11 : I'm missing something." ]

u0 : I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.

L878

[ "u0 : Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with you. It's tomorrow night --", "u11 : The prom? Kat has a date?", "u0 : No, but", "u11 : It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?", "u0 : He's not a \"hot rod\". Whatever that is.", "u11 : You're not going unless your sister goes. End of story." ]

u0 : Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!

L544

[ "u11 : Promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.", "u0 : Why?" ]

u11 : Because she'll scare them away.

L538

[ "u11 : Wear the belly before you go.", "u0 : Daddy, no!" ]

u11 : Just for a minute

L536

[ "u11 : Oh, God. It's starting." ]

u0 : It's just a party. Daddy.

L523

[ "u0 : Daddy, people expect me to be there!" ]

u11 : If Kat's not going, you're not going.

L517

[ "u0 : Daddy, I --", "u11 : And where're you going?", "u0 : If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.", "u11 : Otherwise known as an orgy?" ]

u0 : It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going --

L189

[ "u0 : But she doesn't want to date." ]

u11 : Exactly my point

L179

[ "u0 : Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's this boy... and I think he might ask...", "u11 : No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating. End of discussion.", "u0 : What if she never starts dating?", "u11 : Then neither will you. And I'll get to sleep at night." ]

u0 : But it's not fair -- she's a mutant, Daddy!

L458

[ "u9 : Always a pleasure, Brucie.", "u1 : Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan. Aren't they a little too pre-teen belly-button ring for you?", "u9 : Fan of a fan. You see a couple of minors come in?", "u1 : Never", "u9 : Padua girls. One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?" ]

u1 : Just sent 'em through.

L778

[ "u2 : You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score." ]

u7 : Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.

L583

[ "u7 : Extremely unfortunate maneuver.", "u2 : The hell is that? What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?", "u7 : Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're making progress." ]

u2 : No, I ' m not.

L499

[ "u7 : You told me that part already." ]

u2 : Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and -

L432

[ "u7 : Assail your ears for one night." ]

u2 : It's her favorite band.

L424

[ "u7 : He's pretty!" ]

u2 : Okay! I wasn't sure

L416

[ "u2 : Number one. She hates smokers", "u7 : It's a lung cancer issue", "u2 : Her favorite uncle" ]

u7 : Dead at forty-one.

L388

[ "u2 : This is it. A golden opportunity. Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.", "u7 : In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.", "u2 : Will Bogey get bent?" ]

u7 : Are you kidding? He'll piss himself with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.

L244

[ "u2 : You got him involved?" ]

u7 : Like we had a choice? Besides -- when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.

L223

[ "u7 : You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone. Strictly A-list. With me by your side.", "u2 : I thought you hated those people." ]

u7 : Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.

L215

[ "u7 : What makes you think he'll do it?", "u2 : He seems like he thrives on danger", "u7 : No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard he lit a state trooper on fire. He just got out of Alcatraz...", "u2 : They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?", "u7 : I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.", "u2 : Forget his reputation. Do you think we've got a plan or not?", "u7 : Did she actually say she'd go out with you?" ]

u2 : That's what I just said

L212

[ "u2 : What about him?" ]

u7 : You wanna go out with him?

L210

[ "u2 : I teach her French, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me." ]

u7 : Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you. So what's the point?

L157

[ "u7 : Yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.", "u2 : That's her? Bianca's sister?" ]

u7 : The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.

L143

[ "u7 : You know French?", "u2 : Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada", "u7 : Guess who just signed up for a tutor?", "u2 : You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?" ]

u7 : You could consecrate with her, my friend.

L139

[ "u2 : Why do girls like that always like guys like that?", "u7 : Because they're bred to. Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.", "u2 : He always have that shit-eating grin?" ]

u7 : Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class. And a model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.

L87

[ "u2 : That girl -- I --", "u7 : You burn, you pine, you perish?", "u2 : Who is she?", "u7 : Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't even think about it", "u2 : Why not?" ]

u7 : I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter. She's not allowed to date until her older sister does. And that's an impossibility.

L77

[ "u2 : That I'm used to." ]

u7 : Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse. They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.

L66

[ "u7 : So -- which Dakota you from?", "u2 : North, actually. How'd you ?", "u7 : I was kidding. People actually live there?", "u2 : Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by the cows, though.", "u7 : How many people were in your old school?", "u2 : Thirty-two.", "u7 : Get out!", "u2 : How many people go here?" ]

u7 : Couple thousand. Most of them evil

L63

[ "u7 : You the new guy?", "u2 : So they tell me..." ]

u7 : C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the tour.

L780

[ "u9 : What's the worst?" ]

u2 : You get the girl.

L743

[ "u9 : You makin' any headway?", "u2 : She kissed me." ]

u9 : Where?

L740

[ "u2 : She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote" ]

u9 : She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.

L725

[ "u2 : What'd you do to her?" ]

u9 : I don ' t know. I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.

L623

[ "u9 : Cameron -- do you like the girl?", "u2 : Sure" ]

u9 : Then, go get her

L621

[ "u9 : What 're you talking about?" ]

u2 : She's partial to Joey, not me

L619

[ "u9 : Cameron, I'm a little busy" ]

u2 : It's off. The whole thing.

L430

[ "u2 : Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night." ]

u9 : Don't make me do it, man

L426

[ "u2 : Okay -- Likes: Thai food, feminist prose, and \"angry, stinky girl music of the indie-rock persuasion\"." ]

u9 : So what does that give me? I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?

L411

[ "u9 : What've you got for me?" ]

u2 : I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.

L385

[ "u2 : And he means that strictly in a non- prison-movie type of way." ]

u9 : Yeah -- we'll see.

L557

[ "u5 : Leave my sister alone." ]

u4 : And why would I do that?

L554

[ "u4 : Where ya goin?", "u5 : Away." ]

u4 : Your sister here?

L335

[ "u5 : Hey -- do you mind?" ]

u4 : Not at all

L148

[ "u4 : The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't you been reading your Sassy?", "u5 : Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break." ]

u4 : They're running the rest of me next month.