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Anth741
1,326,742,099,000
So I got pulled over on my way to work for fiddling with my iphone. Its apparently illegal to use a electronic device in a car... Cop pulls me over, and asks me to get out of the car. He pats me down, and asks me to empty my pockets, which I do. He asks me about my 'hot plate' in my car, which is for my hookah. I explain it. He then asks if he can search my car. I've seen what cops do when you tell them they can search your car.. so I said "no, not without a warrant". Of course he gets angry and says "you're seriously going to tell me I cant look through your car? You know I have a dog *points to his k9 patch on his shirt*, you can just tell me if there is anything in your car, but if my dog finds it it will be a felony". I said no, there's nothing in my car, but you can't search it without a warrant. He then takes my phone ("for his own safety") tells me to sit on the hood of my car, facing the green exit sign and not turn around (or else!). Of course, I turn around to see him bend over in my passenger side door looking through my car (he threatens 'bad things will happen' if I turn around again), he pulls out my adderall from the passenger seat (prescribed) questions me on it. Gives me a hard time "why is my dog alerting to the passenger side of the car", I say "what dog? I don't see any dogs (I don't even think he had a dog in his car), and there is no reason that a dog would". After continuously asking if I've done drugs ("never officer"), let anyone borrow my car ("nope"), been around drugs ("not to my knowledge, maybe someone at a party had some or something"), he finally let me back in my car. I apologized to him for stopping short after getting pulled over (he seemed pretty mad about that when I saw his lights and stopped quickly on the side of the road), and he said "**no problem, we got dogs for people like you who wont let us search their cars**" and smiled, hands me a ticket for using an electronic device, and leaves. TLDR: Cop pulls me over, makes me sit on the hood of my car facing forward, takes my cell phone away, and Illegally searches my car after I told him he would need a warrant. Finally he hands me a ticket for using an electronic device. This is some bullshit. I was very afraid he was going to plant something on me. Is there anything I can do reddit? This is clearly illegal.
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Tspyder90
1,326,738,732,000
If anybody has done this before, particularly in the neuroscience or psychology fields, please PM me. I am in dire need of advice. It is very difficult to start such a massive endeavor on my own.
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markwusinich
1,326,734,762,000
Just an FYI. I suspect my company uses a service, and does not pick sites one by one on our own. Any one else see only r/atheism blocked?
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Yossarians_moan
1,326,732,652,000
[This one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-egj0y8Qs) from the National always gets me.
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kousi
1,326,720,552,000
I've wondered for a while why, among alternative medicine, chiropractic seems to have mainstream acceptance while there is no evidence that it is helpful?
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GodLike1001
1,326,713,428,000
My friend and I are having a debate about universal health care/education, they have made the claim that I have no right to take her property to fund my education. I've explained how some entitlements and rights should be universal for all citizens, but they keep claiming how each individual should have a right to gain capital and protect their property. How do I respond to these beliefs?
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jebus01
1,326,708,793,000
Fuck starving children man. I would pay EA to co-operate with Bethesda and make a new version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for Playstation 2, into a bigger PS3 game. Basically keep the game and the missions, but maybe update the graphics a little and just make so much more to discover (this is where Bethesda comes in). It would be the perfect game. The game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-JF2076u0M I dont thnk i would need the rest.
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bobzmccormick
1,326,700,126,000
For instance, I am SO SICK AND TIRED of 'Do you love me? How much do you love me?' and since I'm a twin, 'Do you ever hear your sister's thoughts or feel what she feels?' 'Do you ever confuse yourself for her?' 'Who was born first?' 'Who's smarter/faster/more popular/etc'.
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GoGoPowerRager
1,326,699,830,000
What three skills (bo staff skills, computer hacking skills, etc), would you need to be an expert in to best prepare yourself following a zombie attack and why? You can be solo or an asset to a small group. I would need: 1. Wilderness medicine- Good for picking the right berries from the wrong ones. 2. Freerunning- Be able to outmaneuver pesky zombies chasing after me 3. Pistol marksmanship- Shoot for the head.
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IthinktherforeIthink
1,326,698,980,000
Have you switched over? I'm not sure..
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JesusJuice45
1,326,698,195,000
I am a groomsman for my brothers wedding next December. I have never done any sort of public speaking before so I'm pretty nervous about it. It's not really the being up on front of everyone, more being nervous about my speecg being shit...
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TatM
1,326,695,925,000
I just read the poll and it seems most Americans are actually quite sympathetic towards Israel. 40% are sympathetic to Israel compared to 11% are sympathetic to Palestinians. That is clearly not the case on Reddit. Why is this?
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Zequez
1,326,695,109,000
Just a thought...
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nadel69
1,326,693,682,000
The thing that changes color to say the phone got wet did, and my phone seems broken. I have the warranty, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't cover water damage. What can I do? Also, it's a TMobile HTC.
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moving-target
1,326,691,513,000
[Manitoba](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxSulCgmJJA)/ [Another](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xf4e-AxJ7nM#!) [Dawson Creek](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XgSn3oR5yzk#!) [Alberta](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gtLNmdZTf_g) [Kiev](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vcUDYBIrWio#!) with news [report](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ol6mu8PU4) [Denmark](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFs4VVbnAMA&feature=related) [Montreal](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDBV6uveQ-w) [Virginia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGgJlYhMPls&feature=related) [Colorado](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FScxpltsqMg) [Costa Rica,](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqsGBEk_Uy8) [Czech Republic](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjQcEP_Y72o&feature=related) [Mexico](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gUCJVwMCV7U) [Russia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDi1uAxXEQo) [Belarus](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJaGOLL_41g) [France](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82WO-G55928) [Brazil](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBC22YHil38) EDIT: ADDED [California](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hIZ3eH1VClY) compilation for those who want to sit through over an hour of this stuff. I haven't So if you have the time be my guest. [2011 compilation part 1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrnTcgv1_Oc) I am not sure if all of them on here are the same phenomenon, related, or some fake, but they vary greatly. cross post of something similar. http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/oizcb/what_possible_explanations_could_explain_these/ Here are among the best examples which i will keep adding if anyone finds any others. Is this a new natural phenomenon? As soon as i heard about these it immediately piqued my interest. Edit: guys this has been in the news, it is not viral marketing. It is a real phenomenon that is being heard and unnerving to many people. Also if people have any more news reports please post them. Thank you all for allowing me have this discussion with you. **And remember to keep yelling at me to fix anything broken!** Here is the news report for Costa Rica as an example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FGz489VqHjU [Rumbling noise](http://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/09/22/windsor-noise-zug.html) which may relate. [Article](http://www.theborneopost.com/2012/01/15/rumble-in-the-sky-over-samarahan/) for Samarahan Edit: glad to hear some of you have heard the noise yourselves. Even though you may not be so glad :D
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nadel69
1,326,690,593,000
The summer before 6th grade, my cousin and I watched Scary Movie 4. I went through the whole movie pretty much thinking "this sucks". That night, however, I couldn't sleep thinking of that Saw character. Up until my 9th grade year, I would be terrified of seeing his (it's?) face. Halloween was stressful for me, as I know the day where my mom would make me go find a costume would come, and most definitely would I see the face. Same with GameStop when the video game was released (less as it was near the end of my fears) 9th grade year it all thankfully went away. I just grew up. Your turn.
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honi
1,326,688,575,000
Sorry if the title scared anyone. Assuming this is all government sponsored so credit card companies and other major groups have time to adjust back to pre-internet days.
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torchdexto
1,326,688,046,000
i was on a trip somewhere once and i was sharing a room with my sister. i couldn't sleep, so i took some sleeping medication. i fell asleep with my laptop open with it up against my knees. so i fall asleep, and i guess i moved, because my laptop fell. on my face. so as you probably know its not really good to be woken up while on sleeping stuff. i was hallucinating like a flamingo on drugs (which doesn't make much sense... I'm tired, shut up) i was seeing basically what i was dreaming. and i was horrified of red dots. and our rooms TV's power button light was red. so i was crying pointing at it and my sister says now she was scared. but the thing i remember most clear from the real world was her with her new recorder asking me questions and recording my ridiculous answers. the next day she played them to our other family members. today she says she doesn't remember recording it... but i know. TL;DR laptop woke me up after taking sleeping drugs, and i was scared of red dots and hallucinating. sister recorded it on a audio recorder and played it to family. i bet reddit can beat this.
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jonbeckman420
1,326,684,449,000
What does reddit suggest for me to read/watch, and for the love of Cthulu can someone explain the difference? I'll respond to every post, and I'll look into whatever you guys/gals list. *shudder* I'll brace myself.
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Meow_Mixxx
1,326,682,187,000
So wifey is having back problems and being a side sleeper cant really find a comfortable way of sleeping on the current setup. Right now we have a decent mattress ($600) and added a 2.5inch memory foam topper from costco. Today we bought a Temper pedic Grand Bed for a whooping $6.5k. After trying the various options at the store the Grand Bed seemed the most comfy one. We have a 90 day trail period so its not a sunk investment. I was wondering what are redditors experiences with tempur pedics, sleep number beds and whether you know or think that there are any other options that provide similar results but at a more reasonable price. I have spent the last several years sleeping on a $120 Ikea mattress topper put straight on the bed so the whole business of dropping half a down payment for a house on a mattress is a little wild and I am trying to reconcile the idea that it will pay off over the next 10-20 years.
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dumbchuck
1,326,676,101,000
With so many unemployed, and others underpaid, how many more months or years can consumers pay $5.00 for a gallon of milk? $5.00 for a quart of motor oil? The list of high priced items goes on and on. Community CO-OPS (bountifulbaskets.org) certainly assist the Workers in their efforts to stretch their dollars as far as possible. $20.00 bought three or four bags of groceries just ten years ago. Now it's maybe ONE.
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plissken627
1,326,674,699,000
I know in the past the men would interact would European women in WW1&2 and Vietnamese women during the Vietnam war. i was just curious if this is happening in the middle east too.
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Ninivagg
1,326,673,747,000
For me its when there's a car commercial that shows the car driving through a city, and there isn't a single car in the city besides that car. I notice it every time and it annoys me. DAE have TV pet peeves?
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Cleardesign
1,326,673,229,000
Reddit, I'm in college. When I graduate I'll have ~30k in loans. Is that a lot? Should I pay it off ASAP (I realize that might depend on interest so they're all gov't subsidized loans)? What is an IRA? What is a 401K? How much money should I put aside? How large is gulf between what most people SHOULD do financially, and what they do? What is the most effective way to save money? Do I need "stocks"? and an "investment portfolio"? Where can I learn to do my own taxes? I've never received any kind of financial advice, so I have no clue how anything works.
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marmosetohmarmoset
1,326,672,444,000
I can lick my own elbow. For the first time ever, today I met someone on reddit who can also do this. Now I want to know how prevalent this ability is, and what are its properties. So, a few questions for you reddit: 1. Can you lick your own elbow? If so: 2. What is your gender? 3. Can you lick both elbows, or only one? Which one? 4. What is your handedness? 5. Can any of your family members also do this? 6. Do you have any special reasons why you might have this ability? Extra flexible due to yoga or connective tissue disorder? 7. Do you think your ability may be the first step in developing your latent mutant powers? Thank you, Reddit! [Original IAmA for elbow licking] (http://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/ohv8g/iama_girl_who_can_lick_her_elbow_ama/)
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She-wolfe99
1,326,839,208,000
Redditors! Now is the hour of our discontent! The black out is coming! ThE rivers will run red with blood! Fire will rain from the sky! We will have nothing to browse during a slow work/school day!! And my shift at work tomorrow is way too short to take up most of my day!!! In other words, I have absolutely no idea what to do tomorrow, so I'm asking you, my computer comrades! What should I do during the black out? If I like your suggestion, I will do it and maybe include pictures!!
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FSMCA
1,326,835,948,000
My girlfriend has RA and has bad reactions to methotrexate and related meds. I was told about Tocilizumab from a friend. She is going to the doctor next week to look into it, but I was wondering has anyone on reddit taken this and what can they tell us about it?
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jeeaudley
1,326,830,754,000
Just was wondering if some very talented person could create an image of Mike Tyson doing yoga so the face tattoo is visible. Thanks so much Reddit.
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Grapefruit__Juice
1,326,829,772,000
I mailed a financial form towards the end of December. This form had my name, address, SS# and signature. I mailed it regular mail - and in retrospect, this was foolish. The institution hasn't received it, and I'm really worried about all my sensitive information being out there, and possibly getting into the wrong hands. Is there anything I can do besides periodically look up my credit report? Can people open credit cards/get loans/etc without my ID? Thanks for any advice. This is [cross-posted from r/personalfinance](http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/ol6q9/financial_forms_lost_in_the_mail_how_problematic/).
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onceagainwehavethat
1,326,828,381,000
Having experienced how often Reddit has technical problems, I'm going for a yes.
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AssumeTheFetal
1,326,826,384,000
People love porn. People are angered when there is no porn. People will burn sopa/pipa to the ground. Reddit is all good. So is wiki. But you take away what values most to people and the shitstorm will be horrendous. And when you are laying on your deathbeds, many years from now, would you take it all back for one chance, **JUST ONE CHANCE**, to tell the congress, that you may take our lives, but you will never take, **OUR FAPDOM**. *Rides around on horse*
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Roniada
1,326,825,369,000
If you are to inquire another man blood which isn't the same blood type as yours and insert it into your blood system,you will get aids.So how are vampires able to drink a mans blood without getting aids? EDIT:Sorry for grammar mistakes
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Jackson3125
1,326,822,761,000
The wikipedia page for [Intelligentsia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligentsia) describes the term as follows: "The usage of the term is typically reserved for reference to public figures in the arts, culture, and social sciences. It is rarely, if ever, applied towards disciplines such as natural science, applied science, medicine, mathematics, and engineering." My question to Reddit is this, do you consider legal professionals, such as judges and attorneys, to be members of the intelligentsia? **Edit:** Obligatory request to explain why or why not you think your opinion is valid.
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killerpi
1,326,822,345,000
We are reading a journal paper about a place called cybercity, but we cannot find it anywhere. The article says it was launched in 2004 and was basically an mmo like second life.
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AssumeTheFetal
1,326,822,188,000
Also, I'm pretty sure its a sign I reddit too much. Thank god Im forced to do something else tomorrow.
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EgXPlayer
1,326,820,781,000
Seriously,when I see things like SOPA or stuff..Its just not good..We are born to be free.
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krattr
1,326,818,972,000
For extra irony points, I decided that it would be fitting to buy Orwell's 1984 from Amazon. It was the '90s, kids.
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DesCo83
1,326,816,621,000
I'm just curious because this strikes me as the kind of thing that people probably do very differently, but would just assume that everyone is the same (like the whole standing up when you wipe after shitting thing.). So, that said, when you're thinking about something, if we could hear the voices in your head, what would it sound like? For me personally, I tend to think in terms of describing what I'm talking about to someone else. The (possibly) weird thing is, the other party is always changing. It tends to be whatever I've spent the most time with. So, if I go home for xmas, for a few days I'll think in terms of me telling things to my mother. If I spend a whole day fucking about on reddit, I think in terms of writing a comment. When I travel to Israel for work, my inner monologue suddenly starts speaking slower and using smaller words... So yeah, **TL;DR**: Who are you talking to when you think?
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roadbuzz
1,326,805,670,000
I am a 'not so frequent' visitor on reddit. I check the reddit frontpage maybe every 2 days. And only after many memes have risen to the top, I notice them in the decline or not at all. Reddit is simply too fast for me. I sometimes miss popular memes at all, I don't get the references and the inside jokes. So I am proposing an option that would enable a slower reddit ordinals engine to order the position of posts. So that posts with many upvotes wont be overtaken so fast by newer posts but with less upvotes. Reddit has taken on speed in the last couple of month, because the reddit community has grown exponentially. More posts are made, but too many posts cause an overflow for the less frequent redditors. The time variable in determining what position a post has should be valued lesser than the variable upvotes. So that basically memes don't disappear before I've even seen them. I know that sounds very technically and my somewhat awkward words stems from my none English speaking background, but I hope that some redditor reads this post and thinks: *yea, reddit has become too fast / too slow recently. I'd like to change the ordinal engine to my reddit viewing freqency to improve my viewing experiences.* Because not only less frequent redditors can gain from a customizable oridnal engine. Also more frequent viewers can change the speed in which new posts rise and decline. If someone really followed my thoughts down to here, which I doubt, just think about it, do you like the speed in which the reddit front page is changing? Edit: Maybe even someone who knows exactly how the reddit ordinal engine works reads this and who can tell if my idea is even viable. **tl;dr: Reddits ordinal engine that sorts the positions of all the incoming posts should be made customizable, so that everybody can manage the speeds of new posts reaching the frontpage.**
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someredditorguy
1,326,805,555,000
I'm probably going to spend the time cleaning up the apartment and taking care of other tasks that I usually ignore. Or I'll play some Starcaft II. Yeah, probably that.
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LaziestManAlive
1,326,787,340,000
I'm sure it depends on the law; obviously one that legalizes murder would face heavy opposition, whereas if the terrorist organization called for something more commonly agreeable it may not. Side question: if it did pass, would it be repealed after the situation is resolved? Also: pass* edit: I know it sounds more like a screenplay than reality, but bear with me with this hypothetical situation.
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poorfag
1,326,786,940,000
Been searching for an answer for days, my eternal appreciation to the one who knows.
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DashFerLev
1,326,785,806,000
It's the one downside to becoming a cyborg...
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Drexxle
1,326,784,132,000
Ive had a small business before, although i am starting a new venture that is a little more corporate than the last. Previously i did simple retail selling IT equipment, this time im looking at Business Management, Online Services (custom CMS stuff), and Business Analysis. Basically i go into small business and help them do business, i help them earn more money, they pay me money to do that. So, When you started your bizness, what hurdles did you overcome that made your business stronger. I ask twofold, because im going to face new obstacles, and im going to be helping businesses who im going to help get over obstacles.
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NotSayingJustSaying
1,326,782,506,000
* tl;dr dude picked a fight got knocked the fuck out * tl;dr dude called me a liar for saying i knocked a guy out, knocked him out * tl;dr ran my mouth during a game of pool, 50 year old man knocked me the fuck out
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nekroleptik
1,326,782,020,000
I have a fear of driving, not being in a car just driving. I guess the way to overcome it would be by driving, but I haven't made it that far haha..
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GodLike1001
1,326,779,168,000
My writing is pretty bland, and I figured that the use of adjectives and adverbs could brighten things up a bit and make my ideas stand out more. But when is it appropriate to use them? Do they convey a sense of partisanship?
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thatkidwithayoyo
1,326,770,780,000
I'll start with the feeling of an electric trimmer on the back of your neck during a haircut.
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jeeaudley
1,326,770,170,000
First of all thank you for any advice in advance. I am trying to create an online yoga community. A place where the teachers can post announcements/ advice/ etc and where students can talk to the teachers/ ask questions/ and create conversations on certain topics. What is the best FREE way to accomplish this meanwhile necessitating the least amount of oversight. Forum? Facebook? Other? Please help.
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hb94
1,326,769,888,000
I'm wondering if actors are paid for individual views of advertisements uploaded on YouTube by the companies themselves.
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jessicay
1,326,769,724,000
The product is Newman's Own "Butter Boom" Microwave Popcorn. [Link](http://www.newmansown.com/product_detail.aspx?productid=40). My boyfriend and I found it at a corner store a few days ago, and have since been joking: "Oh, woah, hey... are we near a bathroom? I'm about to have a butter boom," or, "You don't want to eat at that restaurant. MAJOR butter boom." Sidenote: The popcorn isn't even *that* buttery!
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AlanRosenthal
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For the past month I've been getting 2-3 text messages a week that are clearly spam. They are all from different numbers, but the same area code, [818](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_codes_747_and_818). I have T-Mobile and a Nexus S with ICS. I just want them to stop! Does anyone have any suggestions? Here are a few messages: * "I'm lying naked in bed & so horny that I'm gonna give u a FREE CALL so we can have sum naughty fun together! 100% free if u call [phone number]" * "Watch me lick a dig dick like yours from balls 2 tip &back. Mmm, I swallow every sweeet drop that cums out of it! [website]" * "Hi, Sexy, it's Tori. Check out FREE pics of me working my vibrator DEEP in my shaved p#(sy. [website] I Luv ur big dick! Xo"
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TuriGuiliano
1,326,760,416,000
My vote would be to chain a person up and force them to listen to "Friday" for as long as necessary.
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timoneer
1,326,891,619,000
Bye Reddit!
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Papash
1,326,891,413,000
I'll have to work...
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xXSalXx
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Or waiting to post this question moments before the blackout? Edit: 13m40s Ha ha, just heard the dj mention on how boing boing, wikipedia and REDDIT is going to be down today. OMG alsdfjladjflasdfjasldfj REDDIT ON MY FREAKING LOCAL RADIO STATION!!!!..................it's early. Edit 2: WTF?!? Timer gone, still up.
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SlimFastForYou
1,326,871,866,000
I once upon a time used that site, though I stopped posting on digg even before it was uncool :P. I used it before Reddit was around (and Slashdot before that). They don't seem to have much activity at all anymore! My old account login still works, I just checked. They won't know what hit 'em. Heck I might even stop by Slashdot.
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Gorillaz_Inc
1,326,869,138,000
I remember when I was a kid growing up, before the internet became widely accessible, me and my peers used to love the allure of physically having a porn magazine such as Playboy, Hustler, etc. Even though nowadays the internet made the access to adult material easy, the prestige and allure of actually having a magazine never seemed to fade away for me. Call me old fashioned, but as a youngster nothing gets past physically enjoying the pictures and yes, the articles, followed by having trying to come up with a creative way to hide it in your room
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puacobra
1,326,865,103,000
Just curious.
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docid
1,326,863,886,000
Major blizzard here, so work is going to be extra slow to begin with, i may have to actually catch up on projects, or gasp... sit and contemplate...
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sanderson22
1,326,862,130,000
I know cats enjoy many meats, but besides that, my cats usually won't eat anything else like candy, chips, vegetables, bread, etc. My dogs though will scarf down pretty much everything.
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austingoeshard
1,326,861,582,000
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert
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watersign
1,326,854,625,000
I used to have SUPER long hair, like jesus length long when I was 19-20 years old. Fast forward a few years, i'm 23, somewhat built (used to be really skinny) and I run my hair really low..like military buzz cut low..or skinhead low but i'm not bald. I like short hair, I get more chicks with it this way and it's easy to take care of. My dad said I look like a weirdo and that i'm probably not doing myself a favor. He basically said I should keep some hair, and not go all commando. So hiring managers of Reddit, if a clean cut male in his mid 20's were to come in for a job and had a low buzz cut..would you hold this against him?
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Zecriss
1,326,845,446,000
I currently have no ~~statistics to argue that this is likely~~ *reason to raise a call for concern*, but I know that every year we are given standardized tests- either by the state you live in, or by the SATs and AP exams which are owned by a single company Kaplan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaplan,_Inc.) which has been accused of monopoly status in the past. Most of these tests are available only to Government officials or Education experts. Does anyone know how to go about looking into this relationship with the government? It's always seemed shady at best to me.
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Kiwispam84
1,327,017,480,000
So, I was talking with a friend of mine the other day. He's a few decades older than me, and both of us are wheelchair users. He's usually pretty reserved, but he brought up something I've kept in mind- he mentioned that women (as well as men) are usually a little shy or awkward around men in wheelchairs. When a woman treats us with a normal amount of enthusiasm and charm, we sometimes mistake it for flirtiness or attraction. So, my lovely Redditor ladies, my question to TL;DR it is, what signs should I look for that you're being flirty, and not just friendly? Bonus points if it's particular to a wheelchair user...!
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joemarzen
1,327,014,612,000
I find that people get really upset about that because, perhaps, they want to diminish it just because its easier to do. I guess reading refers to the specific of looking at words with your eyes. Nonetheless the information way conveyed. I suspose I am just mad that people don't seem to respect having listened to a book as much as having eye-read it. Personally I retain just as much if not more information if I listen to rather then read something. Aural transmission of information has been around a lot longer than written transmission of information from an evolutionary standpoint, so I think that makes a lot of sense.
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joemarzen
1,327,013,987,000
If I printed "Of Mice and Men" on a scroll would you still call it a book? I think giving electronic books a different specific name is worthwhile for differentiation. It also might make people that hate the idea of using non-physical books feel better. I consider terms like "electronic book" or 'e-book" too wordy or awkward. Not that coining a word would ever work. As a side question, when you have listened to an audiobook do you say to people that you read the book? I find that people get really upset about that because they want to diminish it because its easier to do. Personally I retain just as much if not more information if I listen to rather then read something. Aural transmission of information has been around a lot longer than written transmission of information from an evolutionary standpoint, so I think that makes a lot of sense.
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emsla
1,327,012,636,000
My friend and I were talking about the word "cuddle" the other day, and how it sucks. Every time I say it I feel weird having it even come out of my mouth. There must be another, better word!
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D4F7
1,327,010,973,000
As I said, we got ourselves a loooonggg ass drive from Chicago to SLC and we need some good tunes! Suggestions for activities or stops that should be made are also welcome! Thanks!
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King_of_Ticks
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In 2005 I was able to take my very first paid vacation. I was working at a company that basically caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis and needed a distraction from ruining people’s lives. My buddy and I choose to go to an island off the coast of California and live off the ocean for a week. Our destination was Santa Cruz Island. It is part of the Channel Islands national park, but has very primitive accommodations (only convenience was some running water). We loaded our ocean kayaks, tents and meager food supplies (basically only some seasonings to put on our fish) and took a ferry to the island with plans for the ferry to return in one week. We immediately started fishing and were able to catch one mackerel and two sanddabs. This would be all the fish we would be eating for the next 3 days, we just didn’t know it at the time. Come day three we are desperate and starving and heard about some excellent fishing on the other side of the island. We pack up our fishing gear and start paddling over. Now, this is not a small island either, it is about 100 sq miles (250 square km). So, the journey was considerable in our little kayaks. We arrived at the fishing grounds and started catching a considerable amount of mackerel. We were about to call it quits when the wind and current picked up and was bringing us out into the shipping lanes at about 5mph. Just to stay in the same spot we needed to paddle at 5mph let alone try to close the ½ mile distance to the shore. By the time we reached the island we were completely exhausted (we have had maybe 500 calories in the last 3 days). After lying on the beach for a good hour trying to recover we realized we would never be able to paddle the journey back to camp against that current. Defeated, we decided to beach out kayaks and walk across the interior of the island to make it to camp. We of course did not bring shoes or a way to transport the fish. By the time we reached camp, the fish were bad, our feet were raw and our stomachs were empty. Oh, and our kayaks were still on the other side of the island. Day four we trudged back to our kayaks and were blessed with calm seas. We paddled back to camp and caught two more sanddabs on the way. We cooked the little fish and collapsed in our tents. Day five I awake just before dawn and started walking to the beach in a hungry stupor. As I approach the beach I see a pig silhouetted against the morning sun and the ocean. I never believed the cartoons, but I started imagining all the wonderful things that come from pigs, bacon, pork chops, ham, and bacon. Now a little background. This island used to belong to some farmers in the 50’s or something. The land was sold to the national parks department but the pigs were never dealt with. They became feral and would normally only come out at night. Back to the story. I looked around and found a rock. This pig was food and the rock was my salvation. Of course in my mind I am thinking “you are terrible at throwing and even if by some miracle you hit the pig, you will do nothing but bruise it.” But despite my reservations I started the stalk. I crept within about 20 feet of the pig and brought my uncoordinated hand back to throw. This rock was filled with the pains of hunger and a touch of psychosis. I held my breath and let that sucker fly… The rock landed about 10 feet away from the pig in a pile of rocks (being only 20 feet away, that must be one of the worst thrown rocks in existence). The pig heard the commotion and looked at me. I can only imagine that the pig found me as no more of a threat than a declawed kitten and it simply went about its business as if nothing had happened. Now I was pissed. I was freaking on top of the food chain and this piece of raw bacon would not even do me the consideration of running away. I picked up another rock. While the last rock was full of hunger and delusion, this one was full of enmity and spite (mixed with a heavy dose of hunger too). I let that rock of hatred soar towards my unholy enemy/lunch. It connected with the base of the pigs neck and breaks it. The pig dies instantly and falls over I freeze in shock for at least one minute. When I come to my senses I approached the pig to make sure it is dead. As I get a closer look, I realize that I have made a huge mistake. This animal must be the most disease ridden thing on the planet. It also looks like [this](http://www.themediaconsortium.org/2011/02/11/weekly-mulch-monsantos-mutant-alfalfa-and-the-feral-pig-invasion/). Not only that, but I just killed an animal in a national park and the ranger would be making his rounds shortly. Even though I had barely eaten anything in 5 days, I left the pig to his fate. Turns out not even a month later the national park service brought in some professional hunters from New Zealand to [kill every last pig on the island](http://www.nps.gov/chis/parknews/feral-pig-eradication-begins-on-santa-cruz-island.htm). Day 6, my buddy and I took a ferry back to the mainland. We went directly to Chipotle and ate ourselves sick on them fat burritos. TL;DR Stranded myself on an island, starved half to death, murdered pig with rock
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CaptainPain
1,327,009,467,000
In light of the recent SOPA/PIPA protest?
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uriman
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It can't be all just corporations pressing politicians pressuring Justice Dept right? It's got to be more than that, right?
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thesomedude777
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Also: how the hell can lobbying be LEGAL!?
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I_Am_Vladimir_Putin
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This is the story. MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENED http://www.urlesque.com/2010/10/08/4chan-hunts-down-detroit-couple-taunting-dying-girl/
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MissFegg
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Mine would have named me Santiago, meh average...
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vegetarianBLTG
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My dad's been trying to find information about his ancestry for years now with no luck. The Ellis Island directory seems to have no recollection of any of my family coming through those parts even though he always though they did go through there. There's lingering rumors within my family that my great grandfather changed his name and that theres a passport hidden somewhere in my grandma's house with the original name, but she denies it ever existing. My dad's birthday is coming up in a few months and I'd love to get some more info for him.
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secaedelcielo
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Alright, I wrote "Americans" despite being one myself. I honestly see no harm in having programs utilize adult language. Come to think of it, just a little over a decade ago, it was a big deal to say "bitch" on television here, and now we hear "bitch" and "damn" and bleeped out "fuck"s all the time. So what is it that *offends* so disparagingly? I can't wrap my head around the idea that [we're protecting any group's "innocence"](http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/modern-family-toddler-lily-2-drops-f-bomb-on-controversial-episode-2012191), considering that, in the real world, [nothing is censored](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81219802/). But when scriptwriters congregate to produce a transcript for a show, they have to tip-toe around certainly phrasings and types of conversations. Somehow, as a society, we even occasionally find humor in actively avoiding cursing or discussing [things like sex](http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/10/did-glee-cross-the-line/). Dancing around these subjects makes for confusion, more than for perpetuating innocence. So I don't get it. In other countries, they aren't so preoccupied with the idea of censorship. So what makes America so different? Or is it English-speaking countries, in general?
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NotSayingJustSaying
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"Comments | Related"
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whosmav
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If you did, can you perfectly recall all those moments? What is that like? Do you sit and go through everyday of your life?
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firstcity_thirdcoast
1,326,994,323,000
I'm a 26-year-old guy opening a clothing store (online) that caters to a rather specific clientele: The bewildered man. That is to say, guys who have self-identified themselves as having no fashion sense, don't know where to start, and just need a basic, fundamental, and inexpensive upgrade to be a male in 2012. (You know who you are). After reading hundreds of posts filled with basic style questions, confusion over the elements of a good "look," and even arguments over whether white sneakers are acceptable casual-wear, I've decided that we all could use some assistance. I'm not arguing the premise of whether guys should have to worry about looking good, or fashionable, or stylish -- I'm just responding to that need and making it easy for everyone to get to a basic level of good-looking-ness. As Omar said, "It's all in the game, yo." Target demographics: * Fresh out of college and still wearing American Eagle or Abercrombie shirts you got in high school but trying to fit in in a professional environment? * Foreveralone that needs some basic confidence to talk to that cute barista you've seen every day for the last 3 years and haven't yet spoken to? * Just got out of a long-term relationship and want to get your dating game back in shape? You've deleted your lawyer and Facebooked a gym, but now you need some clothes for your new demeanor, because fuck that "honey-do" list. I was chewing over names and came up with "Style Upgrayedd," which is too specific of a pop-culture reference and a terrible URL to ask people to figure out. Since you lot are so creative at naming bars, restaurants and eyeglass stores, here's another. What say you, Reddit?
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mitigateaccomp
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My boss and I have been arguing about our social media campaign and I am at my whits end. He wants me to provide a case study of other companies that have done a "grass roots" social media campaign and I have no idea how to even start that. Honestly, our company is too small to dedicate much resource to a social media campaign, but I *know* it is a direction we need to start forging into. I am trying to do it all on my own but my html is limited, at best, my photography skills are poor, and I do not really have an eye for design. If you would like to see my basic direction, PM me and I can give you the urls to our social media stuff. Any help would be appreciated, whether it is help with html or companies that have been successful using low-tech equipment to produce things. **tl;dr** need help getting a social media campaign together, any input would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.
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dsethlewis
1,326,992,536,000
http://www.actionsportspark.com/ See the sidebar.
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Awkwardry
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I'm so entertained and confused!
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MissFegg
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I just found out about it and by now it have lessen my productivity because it shows me when I have a new message so I have to check them...
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atcaskstrength
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I don't know if anyone else does this, but almost every night as I'm going to sleep I automatically drift into a daydream/fantasy. For me, it's pretty much always either that I can go back to a previous point in my life with all of the knowledge I have now, or that I have the ability to know anything I want.
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mjhowie
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If so, how much? I actually don't notice how much I talk to myself until I notice I've been talking to something for quite a while, quite in depth. Generally I then talk to myself about how much I talk to myself. My Nanna has always been an avid "intrapersonal communicator", and I frequently asked her "Who are you talking to, Nanna?". My sister told me talking to one's self is the first sign of madness. The second is finding hairs growing on your palms. The third is actually looking for them..
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GeorgePatton
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Just curious.....
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GeorgePatton
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I thought this was the land of the free. A place where you can voice your opinion and nobody will come after you with pitchforks. Apparently that is not the case. If you support SOPA the internet hate machine will find where you live, post your personal info for all to see and make your life miserable. This isn't the land of the free this is the land of a totalitarian state of "believe what I do or else!!!!"
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MissFegg
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I was just introduced to the world of kpop last week from another thread, and now I can't stop singing it, it's just so happy and uplifting, makes you wanna dance every time, so what songs do you recommend me? Right know I only know "Gee" and "Ponponpon" and maybe a little bit more from the old times when I played DDR *Good times, sigh*
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GeorgePatton
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Why are all women sluts who think they are 10's and just want to fuck hot guys?
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RazerWolf
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Frequently I'm behind the news because there's so much to read and I find that sifting through the information glut to be overwhelming and somewhat tiresome. I'd like to be able to find a news source with "just the facts ma'am", even if it's not a daily thing but a weekly collection of events, with a minimum of commentary if possible. Any ideas? EDIT: I'd prefer a text-based source if possible. What I'd prefer is something akin to an abstract of a white paper. High level summary of a paragraph or two at most, with a high signal to noise (facts to words?) ratio.
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project2501a
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I will sell my soul and my kidneys for this: * Sidney Poite * Morgan Freeman * James Earl Jones * Forrest Whitetaker * Patrick Stewart Sonderberg will not be directing this one. Conditions: must be a quality production. does not have to be hollywood. must have excellent senario. must give all five actors the chance to display their skill. must make me put on the movie ever other year and still say "this thing is epic."
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Xarnon
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I for one went to [Facepunch.com](http://Facepunch.com) and \*gasp\* [4chan.org/g/](http://4chan.org/g/) (Anonymous was pissed-off because of all the redditors that were all over the board.) So, where did \*YOU\* go?
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randygiesinger
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I'm currently in school for pipefitting, and I always thought that compass' required lots of complicated knowledge to use. but holy shit, it's stupid easy. I'm just hoping i'm not alone
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alreadyobsolete
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Back when I was in 4th grade, my family and I took a trip to Israel. I had been taught from a young age that all Israelis are friendly (I'm not kidding). I got lost on a beach and these 3 guys found me and asked if I wanted to go back to my family. I was like a mile down from where the public beach was. They took me back and I found my parents, but looking back I realize how easily I could have been kidnapped. How were you stupid when you were a kid?
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alreadyobsolete
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We used penguins to describe awkward people.
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nymusix
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What's the t-shirt you always wear if you really want to look super fly for a day, or the t-shirt that always starts interesting conversations? For bonus points, include a link where we can see/purchase the tee! Mine's [this one](http://www.threadless.com/product/628/1/).
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felix_the_hat
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25, M, South Carolina
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FSMCA
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While I was in class my GF was hungry and there was an almost non-existent supply of food in the house. Being the creative chef that she is, she found enough ingredients to make lasagna, but no appropriate cheese. The only cheese in the house was Limburger (we were curious). So she did just that... Limburger Lasagna... This was at 7 hours ago. Despite the house having all windows open, incense, air freshener and fans blowing, it still stinks to high hell. Its 43 degrees out and dropping quickly, how do I get this smell out ASAP, and is it going to linger for days/weeks/years?
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EthanHE
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Alright, so, I am part of an online nerd podcast that my friends and I throw together every week. One of our newer segments (that's meant to be shorter) is called Fan-Fic Theatre. The premise is simple, we find hilariously written fanfics and do a 'dramatic reading.' So far, we've done My Immortal and Flowers in a Box, but are currently stuck there. We're looking for fanfics where the humor comes from the outrageous story and plot, not so much it's legibility. tl;dr Looking for funny fanfic suggestions for weekly podcast.
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