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13sls3 | djisadj | 1,353,901,490,000 | Mine would be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE&NR=1&feature=endscreen
Not really weird, but I laugh at the logic behind it, so what's the weirdest video you know? | AskReddit | jewish |
13slg3 | phi_is_all | 1,353,901,173,000 | She's super hot and funny. | AskReddit | jewish |
13sjhh | JerkingOffToKarma | 1,353,899,279,000 | So the laptop I just got actually doesnt have word or office. Is there any place I can download it for free? I can really use some help! | AskReddit | jewish |
13sfio | IloveGN | 1,353,895,562,000 | This may be a little bit far fetched from watching too much of the show OZ. But in the second series the mother of a victim is not allowed to watch the proscecution of her sons murderer. Is this a true fact, that family members are not allowed to watch the penalty? And if so, why? In my opinnion, that is the least "satisfaction" that the mourning family members should be allowed to get. I myself live in a country that does not have the death penalty; but if Germany were to have the death penalty (and for some cases, such as rape, child molestation and multiple murders I would actually "appreciate"(sorry here, I was not able to find the right word) the death penalty). And if I were to, for example have a family member be raped and killed, I would actually want to watch the murderer die, as I am pretty sure, that I would be at least a little relieved after.
Sorry for the long text, just keen about your opinions. | AskReddit | jewish |
13sfif | getfuckingreal | 1,353,895,553,000 | It seems to me like air travel is more convenient, cheaper, more flexible and faster than high speed rail. Planes fly at over 500 mph and can go literally anywhere on earth. If you include the infrastructure (some private and some government subsidized) the cost of high-speed rail is astronomically higher than air travel. Is there a logical argument to support the superiority of trains over aircraft? Honest question. | AskReddit | jewish |
13sd9z | setgol123 | 1,353,893,404,000 | I have holes in my gums where I guess the roots were of my wisdom teeth. There are holes in my gums, which are too small to clean with a swish of water and big enough to catch food, and they get gross and I need to clean them with a brush thing. Is this normal post-wisdom teeth removal? They were not visible yet when they were taken out (about 3 weeks ago) if that matters. | AskReddit | jewish |
13sceo | zacks14 | 1,353,892,581,000 | Edit: I should be a little more clear. If I see a picture of a city or town, I can identify the location if there are any interstate/highway signs in the shot. | AskReddit | jewish |
13s8y1 | Kramili | 1,353,889,086,000 | Can you give suggestions on how to get a job on one, etc...would be much appreciated. | AskReddit | jewish |
13wgco | tmcart91 | 1,354,058,893,000 | Background. I will Graduate from a very good university with a degree in Engineering and Management. I will be taking a job with a Multinational Company as a Technical Sales Representative with a salary of $58,000 per year. I am not foolish and I know the basics (insurance, Bills, Cost of living, taxes). But are the deep dark secrets of the post college world that I should know about. | AskReddit | jewish |
13wfit | Livingmylife96 | 1,354,058,164,000 | Lil backstory, I am 16 and have started to realize that I have the potential to make something of my life, or not. What are some things I can do, big or small, to make a difference? | AskReddit | jewish |
13wf8j | toiletresin | 1,354,057,917,000 | When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a little boy. At five, I shocked a neighbor by telling her I was going to get a sex change when I grew up. I eventually learned about Gender Identity Disorder from my college-aged sister's psychology textbooks and knew that I had it, but I didn't get officially diagnosed until around age 12.
I spent my childhood dreading puberty, and once I hit it, I was miserable. I did all the classic things: breast-binding, cutting my hair short, insisting on going by an androgynous nickname so people wouldn't know I was a girl.
Though I was sure that I was transgendered and would eventually get sex reassignment surgery (and my psychiatrist thought so too), I started to outgrow the feelings around age 15/16. Now that I'm an adult, I'm fine with being female.
Has anyone else gone through this experience? What was it like? Did you grow up to be transgendered? | AskReddit | jewish |
13wdp4 | wufoo2 | 1,354,056,620,000 | When I hear the name Natalia, I picture a robust, olive-skinned girl with brown eyes and long, wavy, almost-black hair. Maybe a little sweaty, like she's been out walking in the heat.
Just remembered another one: **Sabrina** | AskReddit | jewish |
13w952 | FactsEyeJustMadeUp | 1,354,052,797,000 | My friend's father is a Rabbi of a large Temple and told me this:
He enjoys smoking a cigar about once a week and goes for walks around the neighborhood while he smokes his cigar.
One Saturday at temple, a little girl comes up to him and says, "Rabbi, I saw someone walking around outside that looked like you but I knew it wasn't you." He asks, "how did you know it wasn't me?" She says, "because the man was smoking a cigar and you're a Rabbi so I know you don't smoke cigars."
So the Rabbi answers, "Well, actually, I do occasionally have a cigar--I am not proud of that, but I am an adult and adults can make choices like smoking cigars sometimes if they want, and it was me that you saw."
So the next day, the Rabbi was visiting the Sunday school at the Temple and there was some event where the families came to participate. So as the Rabbi walks into the room, the little girl blurts out in front of the 20 or so families, "Hi Rabbi, nice to see you again, and don't worry, your secret is safe with me!!"
He had some quick explaining to do. | AskReddit | jewish |
13w6mm | Gemberlain | 1,354,050,737,000 | As for me, my friend never turns off his TV. EVER. The TV is on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It doesn't matter if he leaves the house, goes to sleep, invites someone over - nothing will make him shut down the TV. When I ask him why he doesn't ever turn it off, he says that he doesn't want to turn it on and off each time he wants to watch it, so his solution is to just never shut it off. | AskReddit | jewish |
13w4ot | tmcart91 | 1,354,049,118,000 | Reddit, here are the details. I am a College Senior graduating in May 2013 with a degree in engineering and management. Schneider Electric has offered me a job in Parsippany, NJ. I want to know what it is really like. I hear a lot of bad things about NJ. But what I would like is a fresh perspective. If anyone has lived in NJ (specifically Northern Jersey near Parsippany or Dover) please give me you thoughts on the area. Also, I am 21 so I want to know what its like for young people, not families or old people. | AskReddit | jewish |
13w3uf | thenewyorkgod | 1,354,048,390,000 | It's a busy holiday season and parking at the mall is scarce. I come out after 5 hours in the mall, while predatory cars follow me to my spot. After getting into the car, they begin to honk and waive their hands. If I ignore them, it gets louder. If I tell them I am not leaving and they should move along, they get even more annoyed, as if I no longer have the right to the spot. I don't purposely stay in the spot for no reason, but I have a kid to strap in, maybe call my wife to tell her I am on the way, etc. And yet, people seem to think the spot is no longer mine and i must vacate it immediately. What other "expectations" do you encounter on a daily basis that piss you off?
**EDIT**: I also hate drivers in mall parking lots who do this: [crazy old lady] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvkiHh6-Qxc&feature=share&list=UU1Q8nRAmG4iNavkTfxH_1tw) | AskReddit | jewish |
13w29y | Ze_Carioca | 1,354,047,048,000 | Also does it need to be positioned up down. Could you pick up the launcher, aim it at some, and fire a rocket. Would it do any serious harm?
Asking purely for science. | AskReddit | jewish |
13w0p3 | SatoMiyagi | 1,354,045,721,000 | As an example, one of my children needs speech therapy and the other needs braces. I can't afford to do them concurrently, so my wife and I cut the food budget (yay noodles 3 times a week) just to make it happen. I am certainly not poor, but every purchase or money layout needs to be measured. I am wondering how the other .001% lives. | AskReddit | jewish |
13vvtf | LunchBokth | 1,354,041,451,000 | I just can't imagine why anybody would go to the Internet to see a person scattered about after being run over. Do you consider yourself normal?
I just want to understand the intentions of the people who browse /r/WTF. Do you do so casually?
EDIT: so if most of WTF isn't gore, yet some does make it to the top, aren't you taking a gamble? What makes you take that chance? | AskReddit | jewish |
13vvaf | MyNewNewUserName | 1,354,040,967,000 | Example: In my family no one ever farted in each other's presence. I have two kids, ages 9 and 11. They have fart competitions and egg each other on...something you really need two kids for. | AskReddit | jewish |
13vn0r | Shaboz | 1,354,033,081,000 | Considering so much time and money has been spent on propaganda and likely, false tales of superiority, it seems like it would be such a delicate task. | AskReddit | jewish |
13vm5f | McNulty_Clone | 1,354,032,154,000 | (I'll try to be brief) I know she is the one so I need to change this. Last night, her parents were screaming at her over the phone knowing I was right there. She was crying a river and I felt like a piece of poop. I keep telling her that its about our feelings and we loved each other.
Her mom is saying I wouldn't love her if things were different. Such as, I would not love her if she didn't cook or have sex with me (her parents found a condom this weekend and know she just came off her period the same week.) I think this is crazy and I would, but at the same time, its a part of our relationship.
People were kind including grandparents, aunt, uncle, and cousins (no siblings)...except her parents (though, her dad seemed to be coming around till the mom told him about the condom.) They thought she was a virgin, when in reality, she was using painkillers before we met and promiscuous on the weekends. Even, her grades are up since dating me!
Her parents thought I did not have any manners whatsoever (a first for me to hear) . Where as, her relatives found me smart. I learned some chinese and had "great pronunciation." Now, they are demanding we break up and threatening to pull her out of school. I want to call them and tell them I love her. GF politely asked me not to.
tl;dr My 21 y.o gf's Chinese parents hate me (found used condom;thought only child was a virgin). What can I do now?
*"Please no your in college; there will be another" I don't want another. Thank You! | AskReddit | jewish |
13vm3m | futurephysician | 1,354,032,100,000 | For my work, my boss asked me to download scribus. I had unintentionally downloaded a virus instead, from a site that looked identical to the actual scribus site (thanks, scumbag-google). It sent spam emails to my entire contact list before I realized what the cause was - and that included professional contacts and random people I had interviewed in the past (hotmail is notorious for adding every bloody person to my contact list without my knowledge, clearly)!! I'm really embarrassed because a lot of my elderly relatives will probably open it because they trust me and get mad because they'll think I intentionally sent them a virus. Of course, I wrote them a letter telling them not to open it. I hope it wasn't too late.
I was wondering - the content of the viral email was obviously not written by a native English speaker. If these people do not have any corporate incentive to steal our data, why would they make viruses? What is in it for them? Has any one of you made a virus before and if so, why did you do it?
I don't understand the point of viruses. They seem so unnecessary, like those emails are so obviously bogus, especially with the epic-fail English in the subject header (I'm a journalist, so I'm sure most of them know it wasn't me - I hope!) Why would someone from a completely different country, who doesn't have anything to gain from access to my email account, make a computer virus like that? Any insight? | AskReddit | jewish |
13vj3r | spkg | 1,354,028,909,000 | Maybe we can raise the money in order to accomplish the best project...
By greatest I mean a project that push things forward in terms of better life for humans or animals or maybe a project that helps the needies etc...
What do you think? | AskReddit | jewish |
13vi48 | misterraider | 1,354,027,778,000 | I really just don't see why it's as big of a deal? Let's say tomorrow I decide I want to change my gender, or my sexuality, and so I set about putting that in motion. Someone would doubtlessly criticise me because I was doing it on a whim and that there were people out there with legitimate gender identification issues. But why does anyone give a toss? Who cares if they have legitimate issues or not? If they want to change their gender, let them. **Why should it matter if it's "real" or not?** That is the point I'm trying to make. | AskReddit | jewish |
13va32 | AlisonHugh | 1,354,013,952,000 | read this (possibly NSFW) and please answer the question: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238577/Maria-Santos-Gorrostieta-executed-surviving-assassination-attempts.html
**tl;dr:**
Maria Santos Gorrostieta was the mayor of this town in mexico. she survived two other assassination attempts, but this last one succeeded: kidnapped and tortured, (probably raped) and murdered for standing up to the drug cartels.
**edit:** if the answer is "no" then please explain why not.
**lol edit:** i knew this would get downvoted to oblivion, but whatever. just venting over how messed up this is, and f*ck you if you are so selfish and self absorbed to make yourself feel good by using illegal drugs at the expense of people like this woman - unless you grow your own or whatever, then i guess you can burn yourself out if you want. cheers. | AskReddit | jewish |
13v5s1 | yaysuekristy | 1,354,004,535,000 | Which one, what's your favorite cover of it, and why?
Mine has to be:
- Silent Night
- Favorite cover is Sinead O'Connor
- Why? Because it's so emotional and simple. The lyrics are so subtle and beautiful. | AskReddit | jewish |
13v0r7 | Xanthyria | 1,353,997,107,000 | No relationship has/ever will happen with us...but we have a thing where we try to make each other uncomfortable. So she asked me about how/to what/where I masturbate. I reflected the questions back at her. We moved on with our lives.
What are some of the strangest damn things you talk about with friends that may not be socially correct? | AskReddit | jewish |
13uznm | untra | 1,353,995,852,000 | Outside our rooms in our dorm we all have whiteboards attached to our doors. These whiteboards allow us to post messages or draw whiteboard art or whatever. Someone thinks the whiteboards look better with penises on them.
In our dorm, anyone who draws an elaborate piece of art winds up having penises drawn all over it. If someone keeps a completely a blank whiteboard for more than a week, the vigilante will draw a massive pecker on the board.
I ask you reddit, how can we catch this sexually repressed asshole? | AskReddit | jewish |
13uw9o | IAmTheEngineer | 1,353,992,406,000 | I know you don't know what you have till it's gone, but I knew what I had. The good parts rocked. The bad parts were bad. I hate to make a cliche reference, but it was definitely a 500 Days of Summer situation, except the breakup was more or less mutual. But it still sucks. Anyone gone through some mad breakups lately? | AskReddit | jewish |
13uw2z | Clayburn | 1,353,992,236,000 | Example:
The most *overweight* person in the world should be *fed to starving children*. | AskReddit | jewish |
13uufr | Clayburn | 1,353,990,722,000 | Got a better trait in mind? Suggestions welcome. Biggest troll? Fattest? Whiniest? Who would you get rid of? The most X.
Edit: As predicted, you're obsessed over the "her" reference and are ignoring the question. Ironically, had I said "him", which is just as sexist, there would have been no sexism. And some of you guys even complain about how masculine words are used to describe gender-neutral or gender-mixed subjects. You all deserve to be made into tacos.
Edit 2: Seriously, answer the fucking question. This isn't a white knight convention. | AskReddit | jewish |
13uso2 | bashobt | 1,353,989,130,000 | I was thinking 60s Michael Caine would be cool on an opposite wall. Any other suggestions for posters to help balance things out? | AskReddit | jewish |
13umhy | Clayburn | 1,353,983,950,000 | Or...what is your dream and why aren't you doing it? | AskReddit | jewish |
13ulq4 | zulubanshee | 1,353,983,303,000 | What I mean it what is the shortest amount of time it would take | AskReddit | jewish |
13ugu0 | helloelan | 1,353,979,206,000 | I'm a guy who hasn't worked a day in his life since the 5th grade. I bullshit my way through middle school and then completely gave up on high school, managing a 0.4 GPA before testing out using California's High School Proficiency Exam.
I only took the exam to get my jaded ass out of an environment I was socially and academically uncomfortable in. Few subjects made any real sense to me beyond the humanities, and math was an impossibility altogether.
So, I left. At 16 I was done with high school and I had my whole life ahead of me. I didn't know what to do with my new-found freedom, but I knew that I wanted nothing to do with education or academia. My closest friend had recently been accepted to UC Berkeley and was prepping for the move, an eight-hour journey by car. My friend was uninterested in living the dorm-room life so I decided I'd get "a job" up in the area to pay for half the cost of a small apartment.
At 17, I moved out of my parents house and into the real world. It was terrifying. My parents fronted the money to pay for my first apartment lease, something even then I knew I had no business deserving... with the intent that eventually they'd be paid back.
For the first month of my time there, I was unemployed. The economy was just beginning its crash and as a glorified high school dropout, my options were limited. So I became a dishwasher. I spent the next year of my life washing dishes while my friends and peers advanced to bigger and better things. I loved the time I spent living independently in one of the coolest cities in the country, but I wanted more.
Fast forward nearly six years, and I'm in the same position. Nearly. I just traveled the Middle East for a year, at age 23. Prior to that, I was nominated "laziest redditor".
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/i1edl/as_requested_i_was_voted_laziest_redditor_amaa/
Today I'm 24; I know nothing of the academic world but want nothing more than to become an investigative journalist. I'm enrolled in my local community college with minimal expectations from my family and friends. I have no girlfriend and otherwise no prospects. I have nothing to lose and EVERYTHING to gain and I'm hungry for it.
But I have something to prove to myself. I want to succeed and work my fucking ass off more than anything, which I can honestly say for the first time in my life. I can also say that, for the first time in my life, I have a dream. It's terrifying. I'm embarrassed-- I think I'm beginning to learn what ambition is. I've never thought anything of myself, yet here I am, in the midst of a college library, wondering how the fuck I'll make it through 14 units in the coming Spring semester while hopefully landing a gig with the school's newspaper. Is that even a normal semester? I don't know.
So, my question is this: how do I become a diligent student? Is it as "easy" as grinding gears and putting oneself to the task? I've never "studied" a day in my life, because frankly I thought I was not only above it, but also because I've never given a shit. Now that I'm older, in my place and ready to be a man, I don't know where to begin. I am my own biggest critic but I still need the truth from strangers and people who have any experience at all REALLY working for something.
Anything is appreciated, reddit. You guys have changed my life. | AskReddit | jewish |
13ubu7 | Arithered | 1,353,974,982,000 | To clarify, I'm solidly placed in the poverty category, and it fucking sucks. Life is one desperate, anxiety-filled day after another in which I never know if I can meet my family's most basic needs or not.
Often, when I unburden to people about my situation, someone or another says something to the tune of, "Oh, well, be glad you're not rich. If you think *this* is bad, try having a lot of money."
I think they're full of shit, personally, but I'd like to hear from some honest-to-goodness people that are currently well-off, or have perhaps been in both places. | AskReddit | jewish |
13ubrv | AMAimRonBurgundy | 1,353,974,930,000 | When people are trying to deliver bad news to me and they say "I have some really bad news...", I usually become furious during the gap between "bad news" and their choosing the right choice of words. Often time people are just trying to be nice and put it delicately, but that pause makes me really anxious which gets me irritated, I start visualizing Adam Sandler saying "t-t-t-today juniah!".
It is something I try to work on but honestly that is one thing that I think will piss me off forever (que squints).
What are some common courtesies that you loathe?
Edit: Announce bad news as in, "Hey Ron, I've got something terrible to tell you about Baxter......". | AskReddit | jewish |
13yma2 | ultranonymous11 | 1,354,144,698,000 | What I really don't get is why a comma is used to separate units (dollars to cents or what have you) while a period is used to differentiate between every three digits. This makes no sense to me. Anyone care to pitch in their thoughts? | AskReddit | jewish |
13yl9k | lovethismfincountry | 1,354,143,842,000 | My shoes stink, it makes my socks stink and it can be embarrassing around people. Any tricks or tips from my fellow smelly footed Redditors?
Note : I've tried gold bond, sneaker balls, etc. | AskReddit | jewish |
13ybw1 | Ebtn | 1,354,136,092,000 | After having recorded something I can even read that part without falling asleep; it's not as easy as just listening to the recording though. | AskReddit | jewish |
13y94d | narwhalsRus | 1,354,133,773,000 | If so, how have you tried to rationalize it? | AskReddit | jewish |
13y7nc | zserfvbhuik | 1,354,132,604,000 | By the way, she didn't take him back.
Edit: I just noticed I wrote "immidiatly" instead of "immediately", I know is horrible. I'm going to justify myself by saying that English is not my native language. Please forgive me. Thanks Dannoman80. | AskReddit | jewish |
13y70w | flossdaily | 1,354,132,092,000 | I usually "like" a company to show my support, but I rarely visit their facebook pages.
Do any of you actually actively follow any large corporations on facebook (or twitter, I guess). If so... why? | AskReddit | jewish |
13y6v6 | pumper911 | 1,354,131,953,000 | I would go with yes. I'm 27, hoping to live to at least in my 70s. I would take the hit and die in my 60s if it met I could be financially secure and give a good life for my family. | AskReddit | jewish |
13y3r7 | Tabtykins | 1,354,129,281,000 | [This pic.](http://i.imgur.com/xW6vp.png) | AskReddit | jewish |
13xwio | DeafandMutePenguin | 1,354,122,848,000 | I would name it Steve or Fuckingcunts. Steve is just a funny thing to name a dinosaur species. Fuckingcumts because every professor would then have to use it in their lectures.
"Yes the Tyranasaurs Rex was formidable but not when faced against a pack of Fuckingcunts. Those Fuckingcunts would wear it down before devouring it whole." | AskReddit | jewish |
13xvff | poochina522 | 1,354,121,850,000 | Someone asked me this last night and it has been racking my brain!!! | AskReddit | jewish |
13xtab | adanoopdixith | 1,354,119,817,000 | Imagine, someone does a research on human stem cells and synthesizes a chemical out of it and then does molecular realignment using diffraction techniques which serendipitously makes that chemical an easy fuel which can run auto-mobiles. This affects the world economy as the Arab nations lose their monopoly over oil and he writes a thriller novel, of 5 volumes where he describes the malicious effects his synthesis had brought in the Arab world and elaborates various tactics, which include the advanced concepts of Macro-Economics about how it could be tackled. And since oil loses its value, it indirectly stops the war that's going on between various set of nations for oil reserves!
And there he's awarded Nobel in Phy6, Chemis3, Bio log(y) [Or medicine], Economics, Literature and Peace!!!
Permalink: http://sheketimes.blogspot.in/2012/11/nobel-prize-in-all-fields.html | AskReddit | jewish |
13xskv | WtfWhereAreMyClothes | 1,354,119,084,000 | EDIT: YOU ARE NO LONGER A UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE FOR MAKING AN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT REFERENCE, SEVERAL DOZEN IS ENOUGH.
EDIT2: TIL apparently these scams are made super obvious to weed out the people smart enough to figure them out.
EDIT3: You know what's funnier than one Arrested Development reference? EIGHTY. ಠ_ಠ | AskReddit | jewish |
13xmkl | OferZak | 1,354,112,431,000 | Face, mouth, body | AskReddit | jewish |
13x6sd | amarigatachi | 1,354,082,759,000 | The only thing I can think of is the incident with "Chloe's Baby." But that's pretty much it. Am I missing anything? | AskReddit | jewish |
13x4oo | toiletresin | 1,354,080,489,000 | It was crazily fortunate that I was staying at a friend's house that night in late September; otherwise I might have died from smoke inhalation, as the fire started on the porch and spread to my bedroom first. It happened in the early morning hours.
I lost basically all of my shit, save for some art that I'd kept at my parents' house.
I managed to replace a lot of stuff (computers, etc.) with people's kind donations. I'm so thankful that there is goodness in humankind.
Anyone been through anything similar? | AskReddit | jewish |
13x30e | podkayne3000 | 1,354,078,837,000 | I keep reading about terrible droughts and floods. Prices have gone up a little in my local stores, but not that much. The supply seems fine. Is that all a temporary happy illusion, or are some farmers in the world keeping us going by having a good year? | AskReddit | jewish |
13x1ve | BackflipJohnson | 1,354,077,758,000 | I used to work as a camp counselor, and one week I had a crazy camper named Darnez. He just comes up to me one morning and says "knock knock." I reply "who's there?"
He says "upside-down head!"
"Upside down head [who?](http://i.imgur.com/fnIEP.gif)"
"Upside-down head...up-down-head!"
Then he walks away like nothing happened. Kids are hilarious.
| AskReddit | jewish |
13x0ya | operaontheturnpike | 1,354,076,895,000 | By moving on I mean studying abroad, getting a summer job or internship that isn't in your home, ect. | AskReddit | jewish |
13wzdg | toiletresin | 1,354,075,391,000 | I'm currently living with my parents, though some would say I'm too old for that, and I have lots of anxiety about where I'm going in life (as in: anywhere?).
When I hear my parents talking and laughing with each other, though, it makes me feel a lot better, like nothing but that moment matters. I like to see them happy. | AskReddit | jewish |
13wzb8 | ThatFluffyBunny | 1,354,075,337,000 | Today after dinner I was sitting on the couch when I heard something that sounded like it was meowing. I assumed that it was just me until I heard it again and then my mom asked me if I heard it. We started looking around for a cat in our house, which was odd considering we don't own a cat.
We followed the meowing until we got near the door to our basement and I opened the door. The noise got louder and louder and then I shut the door because I didn't know what to do. My mom put on some oven mitts thinking it might be a feral cat and we ventured downstairs where we found a random somewhat fat cat. We opened a basement door that led outside and let it out and it started running home.
We figured out that the cat must have somehow squeezed between a part of the foundation and a part of the basement of our house that isn't finished, because the door was slightly cracked leading from there.
TL;DR: Heard meowing, looked around, found cat in basement, let out and realized it some how made it through a tiny hole. | AskReddit | jewish |
13wugo | tookMYshovelwithme | 1,354,071,126,000 | I can see dozens of them all the time, and everywhere, whether downtown Toronto or the outskirts of a smaller city or at the cottage. Would we have killed them off or are they just that adept? | AskReddit | jewish |
13wtsm | Jeffoxxy | 1,354,070,553,000 | Do we hear governments, the mass media, and academia calling for Japan to bring in millions of non-Japanese people and assimilate with them because they're "not diverse enough"?
Why are they doing this in ALL and ONLY White countries?
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.
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No one says a neighborhood that is 100% black needs more diversity.
No one says a neighborhood that is 100% asian needs more diversity.
No one says a neighborhood that is 100% Latino needs more diversity.
They are already 100% diverse.
All white neighborhoods and only white neighborhoods always need to be more diverse. White neighborhoods only stop needing to be more diverse when there are no white people left in them.
Diversity is a codeword for white genocide.
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Anti-whites say there is this RACE problem. Anti-whites say this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.
Anti-whites say the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to "assimilate," i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.
This is a policy of White genocide.
"Anti-racist" is code-word for anti-white.
Diversity and Multiculturalism are codewords for WHITE GENOCIDE
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We have massive immigration into all white countries, and it is only being forced on white countries. We have forced integration of all these non-whites. Anti-whites call themselves anti-racists and promote intermarriage and condemn people who oppose intermarriage. And then they talk about a brown future in formerly white countries.
YOU ANTI-WHITES are part of this program of genocide against my race, the white race.
We must never protect White people in their view. They are anti-white.
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Asia for the Asians. Africa for the Africans. White countries for everybody. It isn't an African problem. Nobody is flooding Africa with non-Africans and giving them affirmative action, special rights and privileges and free health care. Only white countries are doing this. Only white leaders are supporting this. Only white children are suffering from it. It is genocide.
ANTI-RACIST IS JUST ANOTHER CODEWORD FOR THE ANTI-WHITE
DIVERSITY == SYSTEM OF WHITE GENOCIDE-BY-ASSIMILATION!!!
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Funny how the "Melting Pot" agenda is being pushed in EVERY white nation on the face of planet earth.
No one says "Japan" needs to become a "Melting Pot".
No one says China, Africa, Mexico, Haiti, or Israel should be deluged with massive random, foreign populations to demonstrate how "moral" they are, or to "enrich" their sorely lacking culture.
It's a program to eliminate white people from existence, plain and simple.
It's a form of Genocide under International Law.
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Anti-Whites say there should be no White Towns ✓
Anti-Whites say there should be no White Neighbourhoods ✓
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Anti-Whites say there should be no White Sports ✓
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Anti racism is a code word for anti White. | AskReddit | jewish |
13wlr8 | SAUC3YJACK | 1,354,063,584,000 | Also how would you explain to these people what they are listening to? | AskReddit | jewish |
140qk7 | danarchist | 1,354,230,310,000 | People this self righteous don't actually exist right? All this butthurt has got to be an elaborate put-on. | AskReddit | jewish |
140oii | tmcart91 | 1,354,228,562,000 | Reddit, i have job offers in Boston and New Jersey, What would you do? Any compelling arguments one way or the other would be appreciated. | AskReddit | jewish |
140m5z | psychuil | 1,354,226,568,000 | I've been using the Microsoft trackball explorer for more then 10 years now, and i fear it's slowly dying on me.
I've looked at alternatives, but none of them seem worthy. Either being thumbscroll or having a bad/small selection of design of the buttons.
The L-TracX provides a very nice statistic on the scrolling alone, but it's buttons are located in the worst place possible.
Is there any decent gaming/full-day-use trackballs out there? | AskReddit | jewish |
140l8k | kramdiw | 1,354,225,779,000 | Another one: The Doors. I keep trying to like them again and I just can't do it.
This also happened to me with Led Zeppelin, but I've since come back around to being able to listen to them again. | AskReddit | jewish |
140bkr | Seraphrawn | 1,354,217,388,000 | For me, I ALWAYS got so annoyed/pissed off when I saw a below-average looking guy with some super hot, model-ish girlfriend/wife. I've never been the jealous type or anything, but it would always drive me into a shit mood and I'd wonder "How the hell did he get her?"
Now, I'm marrying one in a month; still don't get it.
Also related, I've become more and more liberal >.< I used to be so conservative, but the more educated I became, the less conservative. (correlation?) | AskReddit | jewish |
1407ix | horrorshowmalchick | 1,354,213,888,000 | The upstairs neighbours are hella noisy. There are loud footsteps, but also 'rolling' noises, like someone slowly rolling bowling balls over a laminate flooring, all over their living room. There are clunking noises every now and then, and some banging as well. The noises go on for long periods, maybe hours at a time. At first I thought it was DIY, but I don't think that accounts for the rolling. Any ideas? | AskReddit | jewish |
1400w6 | no1dead | 1,354,208,088,000 | Hello people of reddit I have this teacher which I think is hot and I'm sure that this isn't right. | AskReddit | jewish |
13zp0q | Nothammer | 1,354,194,225,000 | Self explanatory.. I think. | AskReddit | jewish |
13zmtf | Iforgotmyother_name | 1,354,189,937,000 | Is it sad or is it responsible to constantly identify properties in objects, social phenomenons, thoughts, ideas, life...and throw it in a category? To constantly plan and leave nothing to chance? | AskReddit | jewish |
13zjsk | Krohnas | 1,354,182,771,000 | [My friend's just reached first place out of app. 250.000 TrackMania Nations players in our country](http://i.imgur.com/xoeYF.jpg)
He's also one of the app. 1700 players (out of 8.000.000+ players) who's completed Campaign mode.
What big goals/accomplishments have you ever reached in your gaming life? | AskReddit | jewish |
13zhv6 | MichaelNewmann | 1,354,178,553,000 | To add some context. I've never registered myself with my real name on the Internet. The only thing I have is an email address which is through my own domain.
Everyone's argument is that if I'm on reddit its the same thing as Facebook. Well reddit has some really useful subreddits like Ask historians, ask science, biology, world news and politics. Does facebook have any kind of these things? Because I don't seem to be well enough informed about it then.
And Internet corporations privacy policies disturb me. | AskReddit | jewish |
13zfi5 | djcookie187187187187 | 1,354,174,060,000 | I get a pretty good refund on my financial aid at the beginning of a semester (around $2200), and I want to make my money work for me, either:
1. Make me a profit
2. Enrich my life
So reddit, what are some good investments? | AskReddit | jewish |
13zep3 | yallcat | 1,354,172,808,000 | Reference: [an unlabeled map of the Great Lakes](http://i.imgur.com/di0zU.jpg) | AskReddit | jewish |
13z509 | Space_Bungalow | 1,354,162,327,000 | Things like "science is dragging the economy behind", "vaccines cause autism and other bad stuff", whatever the hell Westboro(?) Baptist Church opposes, etc.
I just want to see what kinds of brainwashing-good or bad- people are exposed to nowadays. | AskReddit | jewish |
13z4o2 | TheGreyDuck | 1,354,161,744,000 | I have no idea who I'd pick yet. I just now thought of this question, and like one of Pavlov's dogs I jumped up and said "ASKREDDIT!"
For now I suppose...
I want to see Pure *Heat* somehow fight *Jazz* Music. | AskReddit | jewish |
13z44n | KingKane | 1,354,161,074,000 | I've noticed growing up that every chinese food place has an almost identical menu. But it's not just the menu items. Everything from the visual design of the menu, to the old faded pictures of the dishes surrounded by flowers and lace on the walls and clearly not taken in the restaurant you're standing in, match from place to place. Yet they all appear to be mom-and-pop businesses owned by immigrants. These immigrants, I imagine, have to learn how to prepare this faux Chinese american crap because real Chinese food is quite different from what I've heard. So how do they learn the dishes, get their menu just like everyone else's, and get the photos to put on the wall? Is there some kind of conglomerate LoMeinCo who specializes in Chinese restaurant supplies? | AskReddit | jewish |
13yy01 | HIVEvali | 1,354,155,590,000 | It's music technology , I'm a musician and recording engineer... We're learning music tech though 20 year old textbooks. I hate it but have invested so much time and money, and don't feel any better at my work. | AskReddit | jewish |
13yt2b | geshikhte | 1,354,150,773,000 | He's the PA guy at my university's basketball games. I sit beside him during the game and he decided it'd be really funny if we could get him laughing so hard he couldn't announce the calls. What can I write, draw, or say that would accomplish this goal? Ideally, if it's something written or drawn, it shouldn't be obscene because my boss could see it and we'd both get in trouble. Otherwise, anything is fair game. Thoughts? | AskReddit | jewish |
13yrls | DrMrPresident | 1,354,149,479,000 | What is r/ggggg for? Is it code?
| AskReddit | jewish |
13ypv5 | beware_the_syllogism | 1,354,147,893,000 | Legitimately sick here. Stuffed up, muscle soreness, general feelings of malaise and lethargy. I'm just now getting on the computer because I didn't want to sneeze and blow snot all over my new screen. | AskReddit | jewish |
13ypv4 | portismonkey | 1,354,147,891,000 | My Iphone got stolen and im looking to buy a new one. | AskReddit | jewish |
13ypf8 | seedofcheif | 1,354,147,496,000 | Like how german sounds harsh to english speakers | AskReddit | jewish |
13ypbl | Unlinkedhorizonzero | 1,354,147,399,000 | Living in Britain it is very costly to insure young drivers and alot of companies wouldn't even insure a 17- 18 year old. Due to America's driving age being 16 and seeing a lot of 16 year old drivers what are the prices like and is it easy to get insured ?
**TL;DR Whats it like getting insured as a young driver where you live?** | AskReddit | jewish |
142sqa | toiletresin | 1,354,318,269,000 | I'm looking for a messenger bag or backpack that will fit a 15.6" laptop along with other random junk, preferably with a water bottle holder on the side.
I'd like to keep it under $200, but I *might* make an exception for the perfect bag.
So far, the ones that interest me are [Chrome's Soma bag](http://www.chromebagsstore.com/bags/laptop-bags/soma.html) and [Timbuk2's Swig bag](http://www.timbuk2.com/tb2/products/swig-backpack-2/2238652). They both seem a little too compact, though.
Any suggestions? Thanks in advance! | AskReddit | jewish |
142p3c | ntheg111 | 1,354,314,602,000 | We always hear how much we hate 9gag in it's immaturity, *unoriginality etc.
However, I'm actually happy 9GAG exists because I believe it keeps the children at bay. THINK of all it's users coming here to Reddit... that would be awful.
If my theory is correct, than I don't mind them copying our material in return for them leaving us the fuck alone.
**What say you?**
*that's a word right? My keyboard says it isn't but I'm pretty sure it is | AskReddit | jewish |
142np9 | charkshark | 1,354,313,268,000 | Here in Iceland, everything is taught in Icelandic, even though in some disciplines up to 100% of the required texts are in English. I'm curious what kinds of experiences other people have with this. | AskReddit | jewish |
142hkk | Chemical_zen | 1,354,307,570,000 | Preferably somewhere affordable for a college student | AskReddit | jewish |
142d5m | tendeuchen | 1,354,303,320,000 | I can't seem to find any hard information on this question, but I think the belief is prevalent in some cultures, even if it's not true. Does anyone have any hard data? Thanks. | AskReddit | jewish |
142aa0 | markwusinich | 1,354,300,622,000 | please direct me to the right subreddit if this is not it.
Does there exists a printer for sale that does not charge $30 for $1 of ink? I understand that now you can't even use the ink injectors anymore (at least that is what the sales guy at Staples said). I am in the market for a new inkjet printer and would like to buy one (even if it is more $$$$) but then be able to buy generic ink. I suspect that because I don't see generic/non printer specific ink for sale, that this probably does not exist. | AskReddit | jewish |
1426fc | hadag | 1,354,297,038,000 | We all love the good old dreidel. But let's be frank, it's starting to get a big boring. I'm taking part in a sort of Hanukkah-throwdown, and need to turn the dreidel into a more fun, exciting, and original game. Let's hear your ideas! | AskReddit | jewish |
1422d3 | lugasamom | 1,354,293,163,000 | My husband's alarm goes off at least a half-hour (sometimes longer) before he actually gets out of bed and hits the snooze several times before he finally gets up. I probably wouldn't ask this but on those mornings when I *don't* have to get up, it would be nice to sleep in without interruptions every 10 minutes.
I might hit my snooze once but then I'm up. | AskReddit | jewish |
141ygn | Whiskeybent341 | 1,354,288,551,000 | My friend Brandon(we called him Shaggy), was one of the nicest, most mild tempered kids I ever hung out with. Never said a bad thing about anyone, would give the shirt off his back, ect.
One Christmas Eve I wake up to the news that he shot his mother in the head. Much later I found out that she was an emotionally abusive cunt, that had finally pushed him to the point of murder. Im still stunned by this. He served 8 of a 15 year sentence and is out of prison now. | AskReddit | jewish |
141xe0 | EZmacaroni | 1,354,287,206,000 | Mine would be "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." It taught me to look at the big picture and not take life so seriously. | AskReddit | jewish |
141suv | WhiskeyZeeto | 1,354,280,239,000 | I currently donate to the British Red Cross, but I never thought very much if that's the best thing I could donate to and I even wonder if there is anything dodgy about it; any reason why I should be donating my money to something else. Since I currently live in the UK, comments about charities in the UK would be more welcome, I could hear about others too. | AskReddit | jewish |
141mr2 | MJive | 1,354,265,933,000 | Should Syria become a secular state?
Should the sunnis, shi'a, and kurds get their own states out of a former Syria? | AskReddit | jewish |
141l3w | Breserk | 1,354,262,459,000 | The answer can be anything you deem horrible- be it physical pain (drowning), emotional anguish (being old and alone for a day) or existential suffering (being the only person in the world, living in a void with nothing to sense, for example).
For me it would be starvation. I think it would into perspective the actual suffering going on in a huge part of the world. | AskReddit | jewish |
141j3e | operaontheturnpike | 1,354,258,764,000 | It doesn't have to be the deepest, smartest, or meaningful one you've ever heard, just one that you love and has always stuck with you. Mine's from Toy Story:
>It's not flying, it's falling with style - When Buzz Lightyear says it
| AskReddit | jewish |
141aos | tonybanks | 1,354,248,635,000 | If you do, what kind of company do you work for that has this policy? | AskReddit | jewish |
1414d4 | zach84 | 1,354,242,776,000 | I'm going to college soon, probably going to major in Liberal Arts or Business classes. I have no idea what I want to do. Not really any focus or direction at all and it feels horrible.
What is it that you do, does it pay well, if not does that bother you, and also how did you guys discover that what you do is your passion? | AskReddit | jewish |
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