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jakecrewa: Yes Xylotile: why didnt he just lift the rock Xylotile: it doesnt make sense ErfBundy: For real ErfBundy: All those climbing gains and can’t lift the climbing material eekay: lol ErfBundy: So sad eekay: he was a hiker ErfBundy: Then just kick it bro eekay: shows you what that leg strength does eekay: fucking kills you jakecrewa: Maybe he was just trying to put his arm to sleep under the rock so he could use it to jack off and feel like another person was doing it eekay: ive never actually tried that eekay: i dont have the patience Xylotile: 😮 Xylotile: :2 Xylotile: :3 Xylotile: :4 Xylotile: :5 Xylotile: :6 Xylotile: :7 Xylotile: :8 Xylotile: :9 Xylotile: 💯 Xylotile: :1000 Xylotile: :9: Xylotile: :1: eekay: :O Xylotile: bro stop Xylotile: its not funny anymore Xylotile: okay? eekay: change ur settings moron eekay: @jakecrewa is saturday or sunday better Xylotile: wait i can do sunday Xylotile: after 5 jakecrewa: Probably Saturday Xylotile: or sabado eekay: ok Xylotile: my roommate hasn't been back since friday Xylotile: poggers jakecrewa: You legally are allowed to rent out his side of the room in air bnb eekay: tempted to starta roommates are shit argument here Xylotile: maybs Xylotile: start one go ahead eekay: just adding to my material every time you mention him eekay: ill reiterate eekay: never ever heard a positive thing eekay: about any rommate eekay: by anybody int hsi chat Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-seriously-omg-really-embarrassed-embarrassing-gif-16000100 eekay: the closest ive heard is gavin saying he gets to have sex with kylie jakecrewa: If someone came in here praising the good qualities of a roommate we would call them a faggot and make them repent Xylotile: @ErfBundy how often do you have sex with kylie Xylotile: real talk eekay: 🤦 eekay: this emoji is trash eekay: i need a better one for when xylotile makes me cringe eekay: oh yeah eekay: 😬 Xylotile: forgot you change ur name to erfbundy eekay: i dont have to be gavin to sya that was cringe jakecrewa: 🚫🇲🇽 Xylotile: you think im joking jakecrewa: @eekay ? Xylotile: eekay: i dont get it eekay: no mexicans? Xylotile: jc thinks its funny to be racist eekay: you really swallowed the diversity training huh Xylotile: we need a change of group picture ErfBundy: Bro wtf eekay: to who ErfBundy: To the one who @ me lmao eekay: yup jakecrewa: Someone kick this guy out eekay: would you agree with my 😬 ErfBundy: Yeah lol ErfBundy: Ek we have found the common ground here Xylotile: OK BRO ErfBundy: He down astronomical Xylotile: ur just a hater ErfBundy: Lmao CaMelon: what the ErfBundy: @CaMelon ErfBundy: Get him out of here
Joguitaro: @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay Xylotile: yall just wanna 4 man game ASlowFatHorsey: taylor please stop dude holy shit discord is straight up lagging for me Xylotile: 4 man game? Joguitaro: i think ek ded Xylotile: urfbundy? Joguitaro: im down Joguitaro: @ErfBundy ? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @CaMelon 4 man queue? ASlowFatHorsey: nah im good Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Joguitaro: 😐 ASlowFatHorsey: im gamin on a good anime Xylotile: what anime Joguitaro: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😐 ASlowFatHorsey: land of the lustrious its a bit outside what i normaly watch but it had good reviews and its pretty good i like it Xylotile: whats it about Joguitaro: ap's mom ASlowFatHorsey: its kinda hard to explain tbh Xylotile: weird premise Xylotile: they do be getting hunted through Xylotile: though ASlowFatHorsey: u say a trailer of it ? ASlowFatHorsey: saw Xylotile: no the bio ASlowFatHorsey: oh yeah it doesn't really describe much tbh ASlowFatHorsey: its a little much to get used to the main character mega whine weak fest but u get used to it CaMelon: so were not gaming? ASlowFatHorsey: you guys can i dont really want to atm ASlowFatHorsey: beta CaMelon: ? Joguitaro: bruh ASlowFatHorsey: oo did i guess what you were going to say ASlowFatHorsey: jkjk ASlowFatHorsey: wgmn CaMelon: ? Xylotile: ? Joguitaro: wgmn? CaMelon: @eekay beta CaMelon: u ded eekay: lol eekay: me sleepin eekay: just slept for like 12 hours Joguitaro: U ded u ded Xylotile: Jesus Christ ek Xylotile: We gaming later tho? Xylotile: Im done after 12 Joguitaro: I have class at 2 then 5 and a test at 7 Xylotile: So 12-2 gamings Joguitaro: I’m down Joguitaro: I guess I could game between classes lol
eekay: brother it could not run windows eekay: it came with windows it wasnt close to usable eekay: and also the linus setup is godly Xylotile: lol eekay: im a rice god Xylotile: cass is being played in pro play Xylotile: you should play Xylotile: very good season for mages Xylotile: (like every season) Xylotile: why dont u overclock yo laptop eekay: cpu is like at least 10 years old eekay: it might not even be capable of overclocking Xylotile: i bet its not even 1 ghz eekay: 2.6 😎 eekay: intel celeron n4120 eekay: 4 cores Xylotile: seeeesh Xylotile: integrated graphics? eekay: u konw it Xylotile: whats ur cpu speed eekay: 2.6 bro Xylotile: on pc Xylotile: xd eekay: on ASlowFatHorsey: wow ASlowFatHorsey: 3000 message convo between twol chumps eekay: 4600 Xylotile: base? eekay: maybe higher when needed but thats close to max ASlowFatHorsey: nice room/ dms Xylotile: egay hates it when i talk to him irl Xylotile: it makes him nervous eekay: no u were just being annoying this morning eekay: thats why u like lacari eekay: just talking to talk Xylotile: yeah i didnt wanna go back to my room lol eekay: dont have to go home but u cant stay here Xylotile: first time that's hapened tho Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/oh-shit-twd-the-walking-dead-teleport-t-dog-gif-5015060705837674422 Xylotile: me teleporting on egays bed Xylotile: to bother him Xylotile: eee erm Xylotile: i mean Xylotile: what youtubers did you guys watch when yall were young Xylotile: i watched a lot of minecraft and pewds eekay: i watched a lot of ethoslab in my minecraft days eekay: also markiplier and pewdiepie yeah Xylotile: i subbed to pewds before he had 1 million subs Xylotile: 😎 Xylotile: i didnt watch that much ethoslab Xylotile: i watched bajancanadian, lachlan eekay: you know the mindcrack server eekay: i watched a bunch of them eekay: bajan and etho were on it Xylotile: i would give up my first child to be able to play factions again Xylotile: best time of my life Xylotile: i was stressing right before going to bed thinking my base was gonna get detroyed Xylotile: or they found my unclaimed vault ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/longestsoloever-lse-yapper-yapping-alert-gif-16222796328902842371 eekay: true Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-dumb-and-dumber-whatever-fine-whatever-gif-gif-26372352 ASlowFatHorsey: xylotile had cofee for the first time? Xylotile: ok sorry for trying to keep this chat alive a hole ASlowFatHorsey: this chat on crack man Xylotile: @Joguitaro has us muted and u play ur stupid game ASlowFatHorsey: also bouta beat sekiro in 20 hours Xylotile: hugeee ASlowFatHorsey: as in under 20 Xylotile: how much u got left
eekay: stupid bitch Xylotile: That’s small eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-deep-rock-galactic-hop-on-deep-rock-deep-rock-galactic-drg-hop-gif-3162264544994609459 ASlowFatHorsey: Game eekay: i would only pause my essay for cock ASlowFatHorsey: Fug ASlowFatHorsey: My ass ASlowFatHorsey: Fug my ass eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hotgirldj-drake-kitten-in-heels-hotgirldj-drake-gif-23385904 eekay: name another rapper that could pull off that outfit like drake did ASlowFatHorsey: Jo eekay: https://tenor.com/view/peaches-and-ethan-ice-age-gif-1752000279507818280 eekay: btw that mammoth on the right is named ethan and was voiced by drake eekay: left ASlowFatHorsey: Right eekay: left mammoth two stomps ASlowFatHorsey: That’s the cringe mammoth she breaks up with ASlowFatHorsey: Fugs manny’s ass eekay: no isnt ethan shy ASlowFatHorsey: No he’s a dummy ass bitch ASlowFatHorsey: Thinkin hes the shit when he ain’t even the fart eekay: oh u right eekay: dont think ive ever seen the movie so ASlowFatHorsey: Ek wanted to relate to his name sake eekay: im not shy bro im mysterious eekay: brooding type ASlowFatHorsey: Thought Ethan pulled up an said er e um my namea ek Hadley ASlowFatHorsey: I am a ee major eekay: also my teacher asked me right before she started teaching today if i was at culvers on thursday eekay: apparently her daughter recognized me and told her mom i was there lol ASlowFatHorsey: Never seen that movie either too just could tell by his Ethan vibe ASlowFatHorsey: Loool ASlowFatHorsey: Get fucking sniped eekay: she asked if i saw her and i lied ASlowFatHorsey: Ofc eekay: yeah got the lil one doing recon eekay: not fair ASlowFatHorsey: Y tf the daughter knows ur existence eekay: she came to class one day ASlowFatHorsey: Weirdo eekay: i dont know many little girls i promise ASlowFatHorsey: 🗿 eekay: what does that mean when u say it ASlowFatHorsey: 🗿 eekay: is it just like the other emojis cause this one feel like it has a pattern ASlowFatHorsey: Squidwards house Xylotile: Game Xylotile: Did you tell her yes? eekay: yes io saw her yesterday and had an autistic fit eekay: or thursdday i mean Xylotile: why would you lie about that lol eekay: if i saw her i feel like the not weird thing would be like to wave or something at least Xylotile: oh you recognized her? Xylotile: im confused eekay: yes i hid from her eekay: cause i was scared she would try to talk to me Xylotile: hmm Xylotile: how old is she eekay: late 40s early 50s Xylotile: im really bad at recognizing people in public Xylotile: the daughter? Xylotile: id rather ignore the person and wait for them to come up to me Xylotile: than get it wrong and be looked at weird eekay: lol no the teacher
wrenchbreaker: yeah Xylotile: ayee Xylotile: we win these Xylotile: 2.5 adc mains Xylotile: @Joguitaro counts as half Xylotile: b/c he bad wrenchbreaker: @Xylotile u play any samira lately Xylotile: no i dont play busted champions on release Xylotile: i never got into her Joguitaro: @Xylotile stfu eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-amazed-explosion-space-omg-gif-10279314 wrenchbreaker: LULULULULU Xylotile: @Joguitaro shut up man Xylotile: heres a tip for you Xylotile: jo Xylotile: i think lahiru can cs better than you wrenchbreaker: probably not Xylotile: im fact i think hes just a better player Xylotile: whats ur account name lahirus Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: Stfu man lol wrenchbreaker: wrenchbreaker05 i think eekay: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=wrenchbreaker05 Xylotile: level 40 lol eekay: Xylotile: ur actually csing really well wtf Xylotile: 5 cs for a new player is very good Xylotile: 4.5-5 wrenchbreaker: these stats are probably old, it still says 21 wrenchbreaker: eekay: yeah hes gotten worse since then eekay: washed up Xylotile: yeah 4-5 cs is really good for beginner eekay: lets not cum in our pants here Xylotile: u gonna try ranked? i bet you get a higher rank than ek Xylotile: ek ur just scared Xylotile: two more cs a minute and hes a better cser lol eekay: its respectable but hes exiting the "beginner" stage eekay: thats a pretty big jump Xylotile: not when its that low Xylotile: 4 cs to 6 is pretty easy to do Xylotile: 6 to 8 is really hard eekay: its like a 40% increase eekay: from 5 to 7 ASlowFatHorsey: Thats what she said Xylotile: Xylotile: i can barely get 7.5 Xylotile: if i try csing well ol eekay: so youre saying im scared eekay: that lahiru will cs as well as you Xylotile: eekay: i dont think ill lose any cleep to be honest eekay: is that me Xylotile: yes lol Xylotile: its the fact that u say to not cum in ur pants eekay: me and lahiru already have identical cs basically that already says something about how bad i am at it Xylotile: makes u look scared Xylotile: lol Xylotile: idc about cs dude Xylotile: i kill people Xylotile: @Joguitaro doesnt get cs OR people Xylotile: crazy eekay: fronks lol Joguitaro: ? eekay: he gets carriewd Xylotile: ^ Joguitaro: So delusional man Xylotile: show ur dms with cameron Xylotile: "pweeasee cameron can we duo" Joguitaro: It literally says wgmn Xylotile: "pweeasee Joguitaro: You are retarded eekay: dude so true Xylotile: my guy silver 4 lol Xylotile: eekay: if you need to duo in silver Xylotile: just retire taylor eekay: you belong in bronze Xylotile: ^ Joguitaro: ???? Joguitaro: Delusional man eekay: any arguments or just
ErfBundy: It’s a skill same as something like basketball ErfBundy: Sports are just skill competition ErfBundy: Very few sports rely on how STRONG you are as compared to how well rounded and talented you are at a certain thing ErfBundy: Like I know you couldn’t do half of the shit professional surfers or skaters do in like 5 years so idk why you would say that ErfBundy: Although there is a fine line between entertainment and a sport so it can become mainly opinionated as to what you would consider a sport @eekay so all thoughts are valid ASlowFatHorsey: ^^^ Xylotile: Gavin going off Xylotile: Any leggers in chat? ErfBundy: Nah it’s an apex night Xylotile: i would play it but it takes forever to download ErfBundy: That’s fair ErfBundy: Download it overnight then ErfBundy: I got speedy internet now so I don’t gotta worry bout downloads lol ASlowFatHorsey: I can leg rn if u want Xylotile: oops Xylotile: i had chat muted sorru eekay: @ErfBundy missed my point by a mile eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey jacob schubert just beat adam's lead score eekay: adam is 6th out of 8 eekay: usa silver medal in climbing eekay: or in lead climbing eekay: no thats final scores\ ASlowFatHorsey: Dam ASlowFatHorsey: Unluck eekay: megos didnt even qualify lol eekay: for finals ASlowFatHorsey: Rip ASlowFatHorsey: I hear adamwas sick going into the final eekay: idk ASlowFatHorsey: And that spaniard is legit 17 eekay: i think alex and adam are kicking themselves for the speed scores ASlowFatHorsey: Def eekay: yeah alberto lopez ASlowFatHorsey: Thats fucking crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Wone olympic gold at cimbing age 17 eekay: yeah eekay: ashima shiraishi was climbing v13 when she was 10 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah lol eekay: its like chess eekay: they are obviously gifted but also start doing it before they can walk ASlowFatHorsey: Its getting to that point fo sure eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Monsocoo? Xylotile: Ek clean ur car Xylotile: Gross mf eekay: clean what eekay: that shit on the dash is like melted in eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey i looked up how they do small bouldering comps eekay: they have a fuckton of boulders up like a normal day at the gym from beginner stuff to like v10s and up eekay: each has a point value related to how hard it is eekay: and ur final score is the sum of the 5 hardest u did in the time ASlowFatHorsey: Oh gaming eekay: which means u wouldnt embearass urself if you signed up for one ASlowFatHorsey: Could be gaming eekay: im gonna ask if they ever have them next time we there ASlowFatHorsey: Do it eekay: would you do one if i signed up too ASlowFatHorsey: I dont think so eekay: but they have beginner ones too eekay: youd be able to climb things eekay: it owuld be a cool experience ASlowFatHorsey: Nah cheif just belive in urself eekay: lol eekay: i would sign up wether you did or not but Xylotile: Ek if you go to a climbing camp then you’ll have to talk to people Xylotile: Which is cringe to you eekay: comp eekay: couldnt pay me to go to climbing camp eekay: not enough money in the world
eekay: got any goals for end of the week eekay: ranked goals Xylotile: dont demote eekay: lol Xylotile: now i know how you guys feel Xylotile: im 3 ranks from being the lowest valorant rank possible eekay: im gold asshole Xylotile: theres no dif Xylotile: between gold and iron eekay: and people in masters say diamond is the same as gold Xylotile: dont csre eekay: people in chal say gm is same as silver Xylotile: didnt ask eekay: relativity ErfBundy: Lol eekay: so no ranked goals? eekay: maybe try to get out of iron? ErfBundy: I’m not in iron retard ErfBundy: I never have been mater a fact eekay: whats the difference eekay: jk eekay: ive been iron ErfBundy: Lmao I’m like bronze 2 basically bronze 1 eekay: i might be the only player to at one point have every rank in the game eekay: iron to rank 1 eekay: some day ErfBundy: Lol trueee eekay: u gtta get to silver ErfBundy: Goal is to hit bronze one tonight eekay: not as big a gap as silver to gold but its just a bit less of a fiesta ErfBundy: And go to silver this week eekay: b1 tonight? eekay: what kind of gains do we need ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: Like 30 lp eekay: ez 2 games ErfBundy: Yeah eekay: or maybe 20 eekay: never know ErfBundy: Hoping to get halfway through bronze 1 tonigjt ErfBundy: Or at least like 30 lp in eekay: although i guess no promos anymore eekay: i forget that eekay: that seems like a large amount of games eekay: ig 4 straight wins would do it ErfBundy: Yeah eekay: well gl eekay: dont let the woman hold you back ErfBundy: Lmao she won’t eekay: amen brother 🙏 🙏 🙏 eekay: stay strong ErfBundy: I got a viper mini mouse to so no more Walmart mouse eekay: damn eekay: thats big lp gains incoming Joguitaro: me home now Joguitaro: wgmn Joguitaro: wgmn? Joguitaro: @everyone Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: gamings? @everyone ErfBundy: We gaming? ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey ErfBundy: @Xylotile Joguitaro: game time ErfBundy: Gamers gotta game Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile ErfBundy: lol ErfBundy: @Xylotile is occupied with spotify Joguitaro: deceased animals Xylotile: Middle of quiz ErfBundy: lol aight Xylotile: Can’t click out of it ErfBundy: finish strong gamer Xylotile: Since it’s on campus ErfBundy: ooooo Xylotile: Be ready in like 30 ErfBundy: okay
eekay: streamers are attention seekers Xylotile: Hmm he might lose a good amount of money if he gets divorced eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-crouch-grab-get-serious-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-gif-16886108 ASlowFatHorsey: guys ASlowFatHorsey: im learning how to find cp in calc 3 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gun-gif-11468052268004218034 ASlowFatHorsey: critical points 😔 ASlowFatHorsey: rate of change of cp Xylotile: Bro you’re doing critical points? eekay: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO Xylotile: We did that in hanners lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: Huh ASlowFatHorsey: in 3d space ASlowFatHorsey: maxima and minima in 3d ASlowFatHorsey: close ASlowFatHorsey: except not at all Xylotile: … Xylotile: You just add z Xylotile: Stupid ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: bait ASlowFatHorsey: every day without fail eekay: https://tenor.com/view/frieren-calculus-differential-calculus-derivative-differentiation-gif-3348085358108639505 ASlowFatHorsey: hold on a seconf ASlowFatHorsey: ek ASlowFatHorsey: anime????? eekay: yea ASlowFatHorsey: guhhhhhh eekay: yes i am an otaku ASlowFatHorsey: wtffffff eekay: i want to live in japan eekay: its so cool ASlowFatHorsey: say alex honnald is not as cool as tomoa naraskaki eekay: honnold is a withering old trad dad who never climbed 9b eekay: taomoa goat of all time ASlowFatHorsey: traitor bastard ASlowFatHorsey: gtfo Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/btmc-genshin-cosplay-ganyu-%D0%B3%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8C-gif-25289265 ASlowFatHorsey: more cow bell eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ding-ding-ding-alistar-league-of-legends-cow-bell-gif-13335517 eekay: dammnit chatters keep referencing doc screenshots but i cant find em eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rey-leon-steam-sale-gif-20331027 ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: im stocking up for the year eekay: got animal L ASlowFatHorsey: Nice eekay: after seeing your review dropped an updoot and steam gold ASlowFatHorsey: Not like u gonna have a shortage of Ls Xylotile: I got to my gate 15 minutes before boarding ends Xylotile: Edging fr eekay: edgerunner fr Xylotile: I already missed my 6 am Xylotile: Can’t be missing two in a row eekay: what how u get another so quick eekay: a 6am today? Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: $350 that’s how Xylotile: For 1 way eekay: lol Xylotile: Turns out I did not wake up after coming back from a bar
ASlowFatHorsey: Locked eekay: look like dark urge lol eekay: dark urge would be a businessman today tbh ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ek hating corporate overlords ASlowFatHorsey: Communist fuck ASlowFatHorsey: O wait eekay: https://tenor.com/view/%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8F%D1%82%D1%8C%D1%81%D1%8F%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%B8-%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA-%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8F-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B7%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%83%D0%BB%D1%8C-gif-16504494 ASlowFatHorsey: Esactly Xylotile: I feel bad about loosing a couple bands in options Xylotile: But going thru Reddit makes me feel a lot better Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRaceTo10Million/s/lhwdfoBxFr eekay: ugh what a sub name eekay: suhc a xylotile sub Xylotile: ??/ eekay: not everythiong is about money man eekay: when was the last time u watched a sunrise eekay: or a cow being born Xylotile: im not subed to it man Xylotile: it was in suggested eekay: just as worrrying Xylotile: ur so dumb man eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Xylophone pulling a huge chert rn eekay: ^&^^^^^^^^^ ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/outer-wilds-chert-reaction-live-reaction-live-chert-reaction-gif-8730598027234424242 eekay: lol eekay: i can hear the percussion coming from his room eekay: getting on my nerves Xylotile: ap what's the upgrade to refine things in yo body ASlowFatHorsey: Slapping his thighs for some reason ASlowFatHorsey: Exercise ASlowFatHorsey: Boom gottem ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjk ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: U mean the upgrade modules? ASlowFatHorsey: They all at space stations ASlowFatHorsey: Some are in the anomaly too Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: what should i be looking for tho Xylotile: what is the refiner upgrade called ASlowFatHorsey: Refiner upgrade Xylotile: kek ASlowFatHorsey: It’s in the anomaly ASlowFatHorsey: Look for S class any element shield upgrades ASlowFatHorsey: Trust they are super worth ASlowFatHorsey: Make ur shit so much less cringe while exploring ASlowFatHorsey: Also donate enough to explorer guilds to get infinite ion batteries Xylotile: damn this jerry kinda smart ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223
eekay: anything as crazy or crazier than that would qualify Xylotile: yeah thats not gonna happen ASlowFatHorsey: no ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think that ErfBundy: If that happens I would eat a child Xylotile: the justices is huge, they can change old laws ASlowFatHorsey: this a huge thing Xylotile: literally what i just said Xylotile: hop off bro ASlowFatHorsey: they have already made drastci change ErfBundy: You think he will have a opportunity to do that tho eekay: is that the most boreing way you could win? Xylotile: #project2025 eekay: or is there a more boring even you think should qualify ASlowFatHorsey: he does 5-6 things from proj 2025 ErfBundy: Is there a list for that ErfBundy: I wanna read it Xylotile: yes because they two repub justices will retire so trump can appoint two more eekay: hmm thats a long list with some fuzzy conditions Xylotile: the* ErfBundy: Maybe Xylotile: no they will bro trust Xylotile: they will want their party to stay the majority ErfBundy: “Just trust bro” ErfBundy: Lmao Xylotile: probably retire 2-3 years into trump's term ErfBundy: Eh possible Xylotile: they'll be stupid not to, not to mentioned pressured into retiring Xylotile: stupid old cunt ruth baters something Xylotile: shoulda left ErfBundy: She died didn’t she Xylotile: fucked the entire equilibrium ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: yes she should have retired during obamas presidency Xylotile: so obama can appoint someone else ASlowFatHorsey: 6 things on this list ASlowFatHorsey: nah u know what eekay: you mean from those items there as listed ASlowFatHorsey: lets say 10 eekay: or from some more official document Xylotile: Xylotile: this is so stupid ASlowFatHorsey: well they are simplifications from the exact document and they list Xylotile: discredits the entire poster ASlowFatHorsey: ok ignore those ig ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: This is a corny unreliable page ASlowFatHorsey: even though im sure he has said thatr eekay: so we would go off a more official document ASlowFatHorsey: they have the page numbers on it lol\ ErfBundy: You would have to go read the whole thing tbh Xylotile: project 2025 wants to kill all minorities (inferred) ErfBundy: lol ASlowFatHorsey: not what he said ASlowFatHorsey: way to over dramatize Xylotile: the muslim one? ASlowFatHorsey: no this Xylotile: ... eekay: why u respond when u know its bait eekay: save replies for real comments Xylotile: this is the same as the muslim one ASlowFatHorsey: because i think he was actually trying to use this as a point in his argument Xylotile: dramatizied but literally same ASlowFatHorsey: but ok ASlowFatHorsey: ok thats bait eekay: agree eekay: so we would use a more official document then? Xylotile: with whom eekay: aop ASlowFatHorsey: yes ASlowFatHorsey: i find the page numbers ig ASlowFatHorsey: if he does 10 things from 2025 by the end of his term or other large changes ASlowFatHorsey: i win eekay: jesus the original is 1k pages long eekay: you have to write like 5 page essay if you are going to determine that you got 10 of these
Xylotile: they dont take that much more time Xylotile: you just superset it with something Xylotile: u just lazy Xylotile: fr fr Xylotile: i can climb next weekend i think Xylotile: maybe sun early afternoon Xylotile: holy giga cleanse value Joguitaro: gonna cleanse just to get hit by another cc Xylotile: nvm mobalytics is stupid and changed my summoner back to barrier Xylotile: its so over ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: Xylotile eekay: what do people actually call you agaaaaai eekay: again eekay: other irl people eekay: will? Xylotile: Other irl people Xylotile: lol Xylotile: William Xylotile: Except my manager calls me will eekay: yeah i only say xylotile becuase saying william is less cringe eekay: i also dont like saying xylotile Xylotile: Cu he’s a dick head doing it on purpose to get a rise out of me Xylotile: Lie Xylotile: You can call me will eekay: id rather say william but its just weird to switch now eekay: i have the only usable name in this chat ASlowFatHorsey: Carrilium ASlowFatHorsey: Rong eekay: aint nobody sayin that ASlowFatHorsey: I call xylophone Carrilium irl ASlowFatHorsey: Sometimes ASlowFatHorsey: I feel like ap is useable eekay: yeah but its not the name u chose ASlowFatHorsey: In persona 5 my character name is AiPi Xylotile: i fucking love saying ap Xylotile: and saying egay ASlowFatHorsey: True Xylotile: i like carrilium ASlowFatHorsey: Ur og name was ekhadley ASlowFatHorsey: U changed it to egay eekay: yeah eekayhadley ASlowFatHorsey: People weren’t calling u egayhadley tho ASlowFatHorsey: So u changed ur name to fit what we was sayin eekay: it was a shortening of my original name eekay: people dont call u slowfat eekay: but if they did you would get partial credit ASlowFatHorsey: Ik im not arguing that Xylotile: im gonna start calling ap slowfat eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: sf eekay: perfect ASlowFatHorsey: Sf hot chocolate Xylotile: I think blondie is autistic Xylotile: Why does she do that with her head eekay: she does that to me sometimes Xylotile: She like turns sideways eekay: but sometimes she wont pull away ASlowFatHorsey: Real gamers remember ASlowFatHorsey: San Francisco hot chocolate Xylotile: sounds familiar Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049 Xylotile: that was almost 6 years ago wow eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: True eekay: classical eekay: eekay: sounds about right ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/crying-vaughn-chat-vaughn-chat-gif-1151987192661505499 ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile in 3 months Xylotile: Isn’t it getting banned on Sunday eekay: yes Xylotile: https://kick.com/destiny/clips/clip_01JHV4PM1Q1FW2BCGKR258FW37 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043
Joguitaro: But I’m always stiff Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Clmn eekay: im hearing that the oasis are pretty soft eekay: the mastias are not particularly soft but i have been using shamans that are like a used condom at this point ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: 6:30 ASlowFatHorsey: 630 eekay: 6:30? 😱 Joguitaro: Bruh eekay: 6:30. 😎 Joguitaro: Maybe not that pair of shoes don’t really like the straps ASlowFatHorsey: This has never changed man Joguitaro: we aint even got class today smh ASlowFatHorsey: Band eekay: i was skeptical about the mastia 1 strap tech but it feels fine maybe wont after loosesning ASlowFatHorsey: Stoopid Joguitaro: band aint real eekay: get you a stiffy eekay: take xylotiles advice eekay: u gotta get hard if u wanna perform Joguitaro: what size yo shoes eekay: mastias are 7.6, shamans were 9 eekay: 7.5* Joguitaro: i will get 6.5 then eekay: whats ur street Joguitaro: guh eekay: street shoe Joguitaro: uh like 9 eekay: man quit pullin my dick eekay: how im a 9 and u a 9? Joguitaro: thats what my shoe say 🤷‍♂️ eekay: ok... eekay: anyways 6.5-7 seems right eekay: it annoyingly varies betweeen companies so look up sizing advice for specific shoe or use sizing chart if company have one eekay: dont make my mistake eekay: -50 on shipping returns Joguitaro: 5 returns later lol eekay: https://tenor.com/view/never-make-that-mistake-again-gif-10358406 eekay: @Joguitaro what last thing u read? Joguitaro: that message xD eekay: 6x078 3q145ngxy7t8gcvipYUBCkjhhaHASHDAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA eekay: !gpt respond with a message composed of phrases like HAHAHHA, xddddd, and lmaooo 45 times FriggBot2000: HAHAHHA xddddd, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, xddddd, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, HAHAHHA, xddddd, lmaooo, xddddd, HAHAHHA. eekay: ^ Joguitaro: !gpt act like i just said a really funny joke FriggBot2000: Hahahaha! Oh my, that was hilarious! My circuits are almost overwhelmed with laughter. Can't remember when I last heard such a funny joke! Please, if you have more of them, do share!
eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. ErfBundy: Wtf eekay: u know last time there was 6 of a single digit in a date? eekay: the day anne frank died eekay: true story Joguitaro: True ErfBundy: She gonna revive tomorrow then? eekay: thats what some people say ErfBundy: its crazy that those kind of people actually exist eekay: i think msot people like that just want ot beleive something crazy eekay: like there in on the secrets of th euniverse and everybody else is ignorant eekay: flat earthers and antivaxxers adns tuff ErfBundy: its just crazy that they have convinced themselves that they are right eekay: well if u want to beleive something enough eekay: u just do eekay: over time eekay: copium is a powerful thing ErfBundy: true man true ASlowFatHorsey: Bruuuuuhhhhhhhhh ASlowFatHorsey: I can’t man ASlowFatHorsey: Dropping out for elden ring ErfBundy: hahah ASlowFatHorsey: I legit have to wait until summer ErfBundy: thursday at midnight i feast ErfBundy: pulling an all nighter ASlowFatHorsey: Yeahhh ASlowFatHorsey: Eat a duck ErfBundy: i will put my body at risk for that game eekay: NO WAY ANOTHER DDARK SOULS GAME SURELY IT WONT BE ANOTHER CLONE Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/puppet-awkward-looking-what-side-eye-gif-15476992 Xylotile: taylor rn eekay: theyre all the same game man ErfBundy: ok eekay: a dozen of the same games ErfBundy: and you bad at them?? eekay: with a different name ErfBundy: if it aint broke dont fix it lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol most obv bait I’ve ever seen in my life ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey did you see powerstancing is coming back? ASlowFatHorsey: Y’a bro it’s going to be nutty ErfBundy: im so excited bro ErfBundy: i get to predownload tomorrow ErfBundy: omega hyped ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah idk if this whole college thing is worth if I can’t elden ring ErfBundy: dude i can just burn down u of i for you ASlowFatHorsey: I appreciate but snow as well as fire days would just put us online 😦 eekay: tey cna go online ErfBundy: i mean if teachers lost their classrooms and all their shiz tho ErfBundy: thats pretty big eekay: delete school records and they will be cancelled for years ErfBundy: yeah ill just go nio mode and hack into mainframe eekay: gl man ASlowFatHorsey: He don’t need it ErfBundy: truuuu eekay: @Xylotile can u do a pistol squat Xylotile: nope Xylotile: ankle mobility and balance is not good enough for htat eekay: what about a 1 arm handstand squat eekay: wait so you think you have the leg strength but not the balance Xylotile: yes i defintely do Xylotile: b/c i can do it if i hold on to something for stability eekay: oh eekay: idk whichc is harder for me eekay: i can do a p clean one with my right Xylotile: whats 1 arm handstand squat eekay: lol idk if its possible Xylotile: oh eekay: i was thinking of a handstand pushup type thing Xylotile: prolly not possible eekay: but on one arm Xylotile: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Olo Xylotile: get fucked eekay: i didnt even notice lol ASlowFatHorsey: who? ErfBundy: when is the last time ek played a video game with us?? ErfBundy: besides tourney Xylotile: before the season started eekay: lol ErfBundy: lmao makes sense ErfBundy: you on hte grind ErfBundy: i respect it ErfBundy: rank check ek??? Xylotile: silver 4 olo ErfBundy: nocie ErfBundy: i need to start grinding ErfBundy: should i just go for bronze one tonight ErfBundy: itll take like five hours lol eekay: ron Xylotile: ???????????? Xylotile: i just used right shift Xylotile: wtf ErfBundy: ron what??? eekay: ?????????????????\\ eekay: not s4 eekay: s3 ErfBundy: oooo ErfBundy: pog ErfBundy: gold when???? Xylotile: never Xylotile: hardstuck silver shit player ErfBundy: CHILLLL Xylotile: low elo shitter ErfBundy: lmao Xylotile: thats gotta be racist eekay: ?? Xylotile: Look at his name eekay: yeah is aw that moron eekay: why is it racist to have that name eekay: i still dont get it Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-arthur-joker-smoking-gif-15922420 eekay: i guess not eekay: do you guys no have classes today? Xylotile: I got 2 Xylotile: Why’d eekay: we have a "wellness day" eekay: just no classes for some reason Xylotile: That’s kind gay eekay: stay mad kid Xylotile: Are you guys having spring break eekay: i would assume eekay: havent confirmed it though Xylotile: i know a lot of schools are cancelling theirs cuz they dont want people travelling home with rona Xylotile: we have like 5 "instructional days" where we aint got school Xylotile: other than that we're going until may 5th eekay: what makes them instructional Xylotile: i aint got school that day eekay: ? Xylotile: no school Xylotile: those days Xylotile: are you stupid Xylotile: can Xylotile: u Xylotile: not Xylotile: read Xylotile: or eekay: yeah i understand that part Xylotile: then Xylotile: stfu eekay: my question is whya re they called Xylotile: idiot eekay: instructional Xylotile: do i look like chancellor jones eekay: i assume thats somebody who wokrks for u of i Xylotile: chancellor Xylotile: i just looked him up and he makes 650k a year lol Xylotile: wtf eekay: thats a lot Xylotile: hey ek hey ek Xylotile: it was gracie's brother's birthday Xylotile: did u wish him a happy bday eekay: nahive got a surprise party planned eekay: im in his kitchen rn eekay: ngl though didnt even know she had a brother Xylotile: woow eekay: ikr Xylotile: she has two sisters and a brother Xylotile: i think Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey NAME CHANGE POG eekay: i like it eekay: wait
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801 eekay: so when ar ew e climbing then Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/you-just-dont-get-it-upset-drama-hurt-misunderstood-gif-14139649 eekay: get what eekay: having class? Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-understand-dan-humphrey-gossip-girl-penn-badgley-gif-26079217 Xylotile: Game Xylotile: GAMEEEE Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: Okay Xylotile: @eekay GANEEE Xylotile: @Joguitaro wanna watch me play ranked 🙂 Joguitaro: Mannnnnnnn Joguitaro: You suck though Xylotile: Jk I’m grabbing food eekay: ok game Joguitaro: Ok game Xylotile: Ok game eekay: ok Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 154 minutes. Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: get on Joguitaro: Ok Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Cringers always time gaming when I cannot game eekay: cringer always putting "school" before gaming eekay: Joguitaro: getting ganked irl ErfBundy: We gaming? eekay: Xylotile: @ErfBundy get back on fag ErfBundy: im not needed eekay: attention seeking eekay: stay gone loser ErfBundy: ok eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQnD4rt8Vog eekay: 😤 👌 👌 👌 Joguitaro: @eekay played another rammus support game. Felt super clean despite losing eekay: ok. Joguitaro: “This rammus support player got grandmaster in Korea” eekay: why dont more people use it eekay: i dont see what doesnt fit into support eekay: engage cc and peel eekay: doesnt need gold eekay: perfect roamer sup ASlowFatHorsey: Rammus pov chasing down fool in lane, laner Walks in front of minion eekay: walk around eekay: it has aoe too Joguitaro: Dude you can just walk up to adc and click them and watch them kill themselves ASlowFatHorsey: Uhh not that big of aoe ASlowFatHorsey: But true Joguitaro: It feels so good eekay: do you like watching people kill themselves Joguitaro: Um Joguitaro: I’m game I’m game Joguitaro: In eekay: 😌 oh Joguitaro: Tanks getting new items too Joguitaro: So rammus lookin a little scary in the bot lane eekay: whats wrong with cumtank Joguitaro: Isn’t cumtank becoming just legendary?!? Joguitaro: Isn’t that gonna be broken for him Joguitaro: I like sunfire cape cause just sitting there doing lazy damage Joguitaro: I’m mastering the sit and do nothing game ASlowFatHorsey: Yes cemtank and sunfire are becoming legendary again eekay: huh eekay: oh legendary not mythic eekay: sunfire too?? Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/rammus-gif-18270186 ASlowFatHorsey: They were mythic ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: that seems weird eekay: its like the default tank item
FriggBot2000: Category:Video games with alternate endings FriggBot2000: Category:Video games with downloadable content FriggBot2000: Category:Video eekay: !gpt3 Deep Rock Galactic: FriggBot2000: Deep Rock Galactic FriggBot2000: Deep Rock Galactic is a cooperative first-person shooter video game developed by Ghost Ship Games and published by Coffee Stain Publishing. The game was released for Microsoft Windows, macOS, and Linux on May 13, 2020. FriggBot2000: The game is set in the 25th century, where players take control of one of four classes of space miners who are sent to extract minerals from procedurally generated caves on various planets. The game features cooperative gameplay, in which players must work together to complete objectives and defeat enemies. FriggBot2000: Deep Rock Galactic received positive reviews from critics, who praised the game's cooperative gameplay, procedurally generated caves, and graphics. However, some criticized the game's lack of content and replayability. FriggBot2000: Deep Rock Galactic is a cooperative first-person shooter video game developed by Ghost Ship Games and published by Coffee Stain Publishing. The game was released for Microsoft Windows, macOS, and Linux on May 13, 2020. FriggBot2000: The game is set in the 25th century, where players take control of one of four classes of space miners who are sent to extract minerals from procedurally generated caves on various planets. The game features cooperative gameplay, in which players must work together to complete objectives and defeat enemies. FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/ap-down-revue-starlight-gif-22390985 FriggBot2000: https://discord.com/channels/@me/974896094637064262/974896234877829121 eekay: oops eekay: one sec talyor sent me a bad link eekay: nice one idiot eekay: @Joguitaro ok try again FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/william-william-gaming-clownzy-clownzy-buddy-gif-22541192 eekay: lol FriggBot2000: https://discord.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/975080172627828836 eekay: dude what thefuck Joguitaro: You suck eekay: thats literally not possible FriggBot2000: https://discord.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/975080172627828836 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-taylor-gif-19203154 eekay: ok try again eekay: i said try again bastard FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-taylor-gif-19203154 eekay: lol there you go eekay: i think jake's should work now too eekay: we'll see when he logs on again in a few years FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/camel-go-camel-go-go-ark-never-gonna-break-my-stride-walk-gif-20059775 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/william-william-gaming-clownzy-clownzy-buddy-gif-22541192 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/william-william-gaming-clownzy-clownzy-buddy-gif-22541192
ASlowFatHorsey: So true eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mood-heart-beat-wolf-of-wall-street-matthew-mcconaughey-good-one-gif-16087071 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-breaking-bad-memes-walter-white-walter-white-meme-gif-7891531653485317579 ASlowFatHorsey: Thanks ek ASlowFatHorsey: U shouldn’t have Xylotile: Damn I legit “fuck it we ball” that test Xylotile: I was one of the first to be done 😎 ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u answered c for all the bubbles lol ASlowFatHorsey: Ek buddy ASlowFatHorsey: When am I gonna get my sword ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: 🤓 ASlowFatHorsey: Come on buddy Xylotile: It was short answer ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/keys-lost-found-keychain-flash-drive-gif-17254749 ASlowFatHorsey: Over here ek ASlowFatHorsey: Look here ASlowFatHorsey: Op ASlowFatHorsey: Talked about ur summer Xylotile: Huh ASlowFatHorsey: U talked ab ur summer in the short answer eekay: huh ASlowFatHorsey: Thanks for getting me that sword ASlowFatHorsey: Imma check my mailbox ASlowFatHorsey: Better be there bub eekay: ap u can have this one eekay: if u can actually use it eekay: 1 hand sword ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-crypto-eth-ethereum-gif-27338613 eekay: ok would u actually use it ASlowFatHorsey: I can actually eekay: aight ASlowFatHorsey: I’m that level it would last me a billion ASlowFatHorsey: LFGGGGGGGGG ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812 ASlowFatHorsey: Ty eekay: https://tenor.com/view/it%27s-fine-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-it%27s-all-good-that%27s-okay-gif-4297006849385635720 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/fine-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tom-robinson-alright-okay-then-whatever-gif-14022349301564876180 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/iuwNf79288D.gif eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: whats ur wow name again ASlowFatHorsey: Elöntüsk eekay: elönüsk? eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440 eekay: oh i have 2 exams tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1329276024076243015/image0.gif
Xylotile: if they dont Xylotile: they trolling Joguitaro: well like 11 tho Joguitaro: thats a lot Xylotile: its close to 10 eekay: expecially for t1 on irlia in a counter amtchup Xylotile: 1 more cs a minute Xylotile: yeah in norms Xylotile: solo queue* Xylotile: not gonna hpn Joguitaro: kinda feel like playing irelia mid now eekay: did veigar take all the fight outta ya eekay: dont wanna play vlad anymore Joguitaro: no just like in the mood for irelia Joguitaro: ya know Xylotile: thank god eekay: lol eekay: factoids Joguitaro: 😦 eekay: that was a bit demoralizing Joguitaro: guys i promise im good lol Joguitaro: we wanna 4 man while waiting Joguitaro: ? ASlowFatHorsey: To be fair vlad is hard to play as Joguitaro: true CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/mangum-live-seamus-pig-discord-cord-gif-19368003 eekay: lol are you jsut making these on the fly Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/loop-infinite-gif-14889372 CaMelon: no eekay: https://tenor.com/view/catch-me-outside-cash-square-up-gif-7766532 Joguitaro: wgnm Joguitaro: wgmn eekay: he missed a lot of cs there Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: inted eekay: omg eekay: hes actually gfetting mobis eekay: old t1 is back Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: actually going to run it pog eekay: +25K Joguitaro: we tryna 4 man? eekay: if you farm every cs that comes into mid lane how much is that eekay: by the end of the game eekay: like per min Joguitaro: depends on how long the game goes prolly Xylotile: its around 6 cs per 30 seconds Xylotile: sometimes 7 Xylotile: so u do the math eekay: hmm eekay: dont the spawn timings change over the game? Xylotile: dont think so Xylotile: i know cannons smawn more Joguitaro: i wonder what the theoretical max cs per min is eekay: so you just have like an anivia mid eekay: and top and bot perma freeze eekay: and aniv just plops r and walks to other lane eekay: youd get like 15-20 prolly lol Xylotile: holy shit Xylotile: my helmet was at 6 dura lol Xylotile: oops Joguitaro: lol eekay: nvm wr cs/min is 150 eekay: in 30 min game Joguitaro: 150 or 15 lol eekay: one hundred and fifty Joguitaro: per min? eekay: yes Joguitaro: wtf eekay: guess the strat eekay: casue its cheesy Joguitaro: idk lol Xylotile: let them destry eveything Joguitaro: no clue Xylotile: and stay near nexus turrets eekay: no eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeUPhvsGNMs&ab_channel=Vandiril Xylotile: cringe Joguitaro: yeah thats cringe lol eekay: lol yeah Joguitaro: i wonder what their vision score was lol Joguitaro: 4 mannnnnnnnnn i wanna gmae
Xylotile: they autocharging $110 for microsoft office btw ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 Xylotile: yeah if you have a card on file they enroll you Xylotile: fucked up Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dog-riding-horse-horseback-riding-going-for-a-ride-the-pet-collective-gif-14154030 eekay: bro what eekay: eekay: how do i add this to frigbot Xylotile: Weirdo eekay: what man its not my ad Xylotile: They using yo cookies Xylotile: What did you search up eekay: chatgpt porn why Xylotile: I started reading meditations Xylotile: They named drop Varus Xylotile: From the hit game league of legends eekay: damn he an inter eekay: Xylotile: Apparently yeah lol Xylotile: Oh the book said he went into the forest never to return Xylotile: They didn’t say he killed himself lol Xylotile: Limitless throat Xylotile: @Joguitaro leg Xylotile: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: i might could Xylotile: where tiggy at Joguitaro: i could might Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 125 minutes. Xylotile: welll get on then Xylotile: ! Joguitaro: hmmm eekay: if you delete humans before they took off and stop their evolution, would chimpanzees or some other primate ever establish a technological civilization on earth? Xylotile: def Xylotile: it would prolly take a long time but there would be humans v2 eekay: i meatnt hat the chimps wouldnt evolve biologically if that was clear Xylotile: oh Xylotile: nvm probably not eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey thoughts Xylotile: they locked in doing hw Xylotile: dont bug them Xylotile: get in call Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: ill do no such thing eekay: you devil Xylotile: why Xylotile: you finish the project eekay: 1500 words due tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: i wouldnt say it would be out of the picture Xylotile: for what ASlowFatHorsey: definitely possible eekay: stupid class eekay: chimps have been around for around 1m years thats like 3x as long as modern humans eekay: they have had time ASlowFatHorsey: yes ASlowFatHorsey: idk what ur confused about eekay: ? ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: i dont like ur tone rn Xylotile: ummm ASlowFatHorsey: ermm eekay: uh.. ASlowFatHorsey: okiii Xylotile: this is the monkey with the typerwriter eekay: who is Xylotile: writing Shakespeare eekay: uh huh ASlowFatHorsey: 🗿 Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-13261737358986789359 eekay: in emerald? Xylotile: d4 eekay: can you decay to emerald? Joguitaro: d4 bad eekay: or just to 0 Xylotile: to emerald eekay: Lmerald
eekay: !gpt3 Frigglec's Sail Barge only has enough room for one person. How are William and Jake going to fix this problem on their first date? FriggBot2000: William and Jake are going to have to figure out a way to share the sail barge. They might have to take turns steering it, or they might have to come up with a plan to take turns riding on it. eekay: !gpt3 Taylor had done it. He had isolated pure elemental cringe. His buyers would pay top dollar for this. He only hoped they didn't FriggBot2000: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551246526924455937/776278020507959296/image0.jpg?width=248&height=330 FriggBot2000: want to know how he got it. FriggBot2000: "I'll take that as a yes," he said. FriggBot2000: "Oh, yes, yes," she said. "I'll give you anything you want." FriggBot2000: "Good. Now, you're going to go back to your cell and stay there. If you leave, I'll have to kill you." FriggBot2000: "I understand," she said. FriggBot2000: "Good." FriggBot2000: She turned and started walking back the way she came. FriggBot2000: "Oh, and, I'll be checking in on you," he said. "If I don't like what I see, I'll kill you." FriggBot2000: "I understand," she said. FriggBot2000: * * * FriggBot2000: Taylor was sitting in his office, staring at the vial of his new product. He was going to get rich off of this. He was going to get very, very rich. FriggBot2000: The vial was filled with a clear liquid. It didn't look like much, but it was worth a fortune. It was worth more than any drug on the market. It was worth more than anything in the world. FriggBot2000: He had created it, and he was going to sell it eekay: that went nowhere eekay: i have too much fun doin this ive been here like an hour and a half Joguitaro: !gpt then dumbldore Joguitaro: oops Joguitaro: !gpt3 Ethan had left. He forgot about the narrator. The narrator became lonely without ek. He had knew what he'd done but he still left the narrator alone. This depressed the narrator. The narrator then did something drastic. He FriggBot2000: decided to end his life. FriggBot2000: The narrator killed himself because he was depressed and felt alone after Ethan left. eekay: no narrator eekay: i wouldve come back for you Joguitaro: !gpt3 then rised from the dead and heard ethans words. But he knew they were lies. He began violently FriggBot2000: shaking ethan. FriggBot2000: "You're a liar! You're a liar!" He screamed as he shook ethan. FriggBot2000: "No! I'm not!" Ethan screamed back. FriggBot2000: "You killed her! You killed her!" He screamed as he continued to shake ethan. FriggBot2000: "No! I didn't! I didn't!" Ethan screamed back. FriggBot2000: Suddenly, the man stopped shaking ethan and looked at him with a look of pure hatred. FriggBot2000: "You killed her." He said coldly. "And now, you're going to pay." Joguitaro: !gpt3 as ethan was being shaken by the narrator for killing his daughter he whipped out his 10 inch cock and
Joguitaro: me Xylotile: What time Joguitaro: me gaming rn eekay: did ryley invite you guys to some halloweedn party? Joguitaro: no Xylotile: 10:30 I’m down Xylotile: Smoking rn hehe eekay: https://tenor.com/view/telescope-spy-on-looking-searching-gif-17750650 Joguitaro: addict man Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 92 minutes. Xylotile: @ErfBundy ErfBundy: I can play in like 30 to an hour ErfBundy: Lol I was supposed to message people but I figured y’all were too recluse eekay: yeah i think imma pass on this one ErfBundy: Don’t care eekay: um eekay: ok ErfBundy: You hold us back ErfBundy: From perfection eekay: whats perfection ErfBundy: Not you ErfBundy: I kid I kid ErfBundy: You need to get out more tho eekay eekay: prolly eekay: where i supposed to go though eekay: i climb thats enough ErfBundy: “I got invited to a party” eekay: some people rolled up on me in holy boulders and we werew all trying the same problem we exchanged names and everything ErfBundy: “I don’t go@ ErfBundy: Lmao ErfBundy: You don’t like try to do anything outside of your comfort zone is all Joguitaro: SolarNova15#1453 Joguitaro: thats my battle tag 😎 Joguitaro: anyone elses discord freak out??? Xylotile: yeah lol Xylotile: im back ErfBundy: I can be on in 5 y’all still be playing? @Xylotile @Joguitaro Xylotile: yus Joguitaro: ya ErfBundy: Aight bet Joguitaro: you play on console? ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: Can we do game chat since it’s easier for me? ErfBundy: We can just mute others in game Joguitaro: um pershaps Xylotile: you will hear my keyboard in the background ErfBundy: Ok? ErfBundy: Is this a problem ErfBundy: I like mechanical click click ErfBundy: Friend request sent ErfBundy: Inv to game whenever ErfBundy: Y’all in a game or what??? Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: just done ErfBundy: Betttt Joguitaro: is there voice chat in menu ErfBundy: Idk ErfBundy: I think I’m in it ErfBundy: You might have to join it Joguitaro: how ErfBundy: It’s under groups ErfBundy: Idk how pc works man eekay: mine eekay: just got back eekay: diksord eekay: eekay: yo tracer got that thang though eekay: im not crazy she has gotten buffed right?? ErfBundy: Get on ek ErfBundy: Join da squad eekay: why not in discord call eekay: also im not downloaded itll take long timre Joguitaro: one sec ErfBundy: No it doesn’t lol eekay: my donwloads are slooowo ErfBundy: Well get it downloaded ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=i90x5zUMI6w&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: New champ coming out soon ASlowFatHorsey: Tank top ASlowFatHorsey: Mega hype eekay: 🥱
eekay: even worse Xylotile: zyra is a good pick Xylotile: can 1 shot em eekay: do you thihnk zyra mid would be bad Xylotile: Xylotile: shoulda dodged eekay: lol eekay: smurf or just smurfing Xylotile: eekay: yeah eekay: gl eekay: https://tenor.com/view/im-ethan-bradberry-this-ethan-h3h3-ethan-bradberry-pointing-gif-16732200 eekay: why can i not spectate camel's game Joguitaro: Probably in a game lobby eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eekay: ||ek kissy kissy boys no cap|| ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon Xylotile: Do we wanna game tn ErfBundy: I am down Joguitaro: Me down ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: Please dont say 11 tho ASlowFatHorsey: If we gon game Joguitaro: Trueeeeeeee ASlowFatHorsey: At least by like 7:30 or 8 pls Xylotile: Fine 10:30 Joguitaro: You’re trolling ASlowFatHorsey: Your really funny man eekay: wait eekay: is camel in champ selectt right eekay: now eekay: at this moment eekay: eekay: aw somebody dodged eekay: thought iw as gonna face camel's singed jungle Xylotile: I can game at 8 ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ErfBundy: shit are we doing clash??? ErfBundy: cause thats tonight lol eekay: fuck no ErfBundy: lol eekay: i am truly honored to say eekay: that i played with stevie wonder on jihn today eekay: or maybe just taylor eekay: Joguitaro: Lol eekay: i asked if his screen was on and he threatened to int me Joguitaro: He even had vision lol eekay: yup Joguitaro: That’s just embarrassing eekay: yeah he told me to thank him for the carry eekay: eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Joguitaro: 😐 eekay: ap incoming eekay: "yeah he probably did carry and you just stolle kilsl the entire time you ahve bad macro nice what was ur cs loooool" Joguitaro: Lololololol Joguitaro: But true Joguitaro: Nice cs eekay: mmmhmm ASlowFatHorsey: ek be like "guys look at my dmg ololooooooooolgogogo" ASlowFatHorsey: "i'm sooo goood" ASlowFatHorsey: " I press r in team fights" eekay: is it not a relevant statistic? ASlowFatHorsey: not all the time eekay: its not a measure of skill necessarily but it is a measure of contibution eekay: to the win ASlowFatHorsey: a teemo can go 0 and 8 and have most dmg in the game Joguitaro: Ek flexing his damage be like ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: fax eekay: im just saying i didnt get carried eekay: at least that much is evident from the damage charts eekay: i was a carry along with jjihn ASlowFatHorsey: im saying you have a cragasm every time you do a 100 more dmg than someone on our team eekay: lol a what eekay: a kreygasm? ASlowFatHorsey: cragasm eekay: lol Joguitaro: eekay: thanks man
Joguitaro: Guess not smh Joguitaro: !gpt3 if you were a turtle how fast would it take to deliver a pizza to a rat wearing a beer hat at the White House? FriggBot2000: It would take about two minutes. Joguitaro: Aight bet eekay: !gpt3 what's your sm64 16 star pb? FriggBot2000: I don't have one. Joguitaro: !gpt3 what’s the world record for the biggest nose? FriggBot2000: There is no world record for the biggest nose. Joguitaro: Why Joguitaro: Tho Joguitaro: !gpt3 what’s the world record for largest pair of underwear FriggBot2000: There is no world record for the largest pair of underwear. Joguitaro: Okay now your lying Joguitaro: I know that’s a thing Joguitaro: !gpt3 what’s the protein that stops the cell cycle to repair dna damage after irradiation? FriggBot2000: The protein that stops the cell cycle to repair DNA damage after irradiation is p53. Joguitaro: Stupid fuck ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt3 origin of mukbang FriggBot2000: Mukbang is a Korean term that refers to a live broadcast in which the broadcaster eats large amounts of food. ASlowFatHorsey: Asmr capital of the world lol CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-car-car-rage-car-breakdown-hitting-seat-gif-17958855 ASlowFatHorsey: Lol are we going to see a nikocado avacado Korea server trip CaMelon: https://youtu.be/J0gXz0zNcYc Joguitaro: !gpt3 why is nikocado avocado crying FriggBot2000: There is no one answer to this question as there could be many reasons why Nikocado Avocado is crying. Some potential reasons could be that he is sad, upset, or feeling emotional about something. Additionally, he may be crying because he is in pain or is feeling ill. Joguitaro: !gpt3 what is nikocado avocados most viewed video FriggBot2000: Nikocado Avocados' most viewed video is "Avocado Sushi Rolls." This video has been viewed over 1.5 million times and features Nikocado Avocados making sushi rolls using avocado as the main ingredient. eekay: wrong eekay: !gpt3 why do i feel this way FriggBot2000: There is no one answer to this question since everyone experiences different emotions for different reasons. It is possible that you feel this way because you are experiencing stress or anxiety in your life. Alternatively, you may be feeling sad or lonely because you are missing a close relationship in your life. If you are unsure why you are feeling this way, it may be helpful to talk to a therapist or counselor who can help you explore your emotions and identify any possible underlying causes. Joguitaro: !gpt3 why you lying FriggBot2000: to me FriggBot2000: There could be many reasons why someone might lie to you. They may be trying to protect you from the truth, or they may be trying to avoid conflict or hurt feelings. It is important to communicate openly with the person to try to get to the bottom of why they are lying. CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/737895588812685392.gif?size=48&quality=lossless Joguitaro: !gpt3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/737895588812685392.gif?size=48&quality=lossless
ErfBundy: A human could probably do Mario around 7 or so eekay: says something about how solid sm64 is to stand up to the combined autism of speedrunners for like 30 years Joguitaro: But like I would call that “don’t play the game any%” eekay: i think fastest human is around 10 ErfBundy: Yeah I bet they could do slightly faster though eekay: wow nope eekay: 6:30 ErfBundy: I was gonna say eekay: thats crazy ErfBundy: 0 stars is not long Xylotile: guys shut up Xylotile: holy shit ErfBundy: It’s like two or three blj’s and a bowser fight or two Xylotile: ur so cringe with these speedrun talks Xylotile: go get some bitches Xylotile: jesus ErfBundy: Leave xylotile ErfBundy: Pls ErfBundy: Jesus ErfBundy: So boring Xylotile: you're not even playing the game at that point Xylotile: its not fun Xylotile: you're exploiting a glitch Xylotile: that should be patched ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/henry-henry-minney-josh-gough-joshua-bald-gif-24623812 Xylotile: but they wont or else the game will become irrelevant ErfBundy: They patched some of the speed run already ErfBundy: It’s impossible on current patch Joguitaro: Speed runners be like “Well if I did the mega fart cross map cum skip I could not play the for 0.0978 seconds more” ErfBundy: They run on day 1 eekay: yeah thats why people play other categries eekay: any% on elden ring is not the most popular Xylotile: speedruns are utter retardation and bullshit if you use a bug to exploit it Xylotile: no point eekay: cuase other runs are more fun to do and watch eekay: lol Xylotile: what the fuck does any% mean eekay: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/961427775774945300/IMG_9320.jpg Xylotile: stop using that word eekay: classic xyloltile Xylotile: lol eekay: any% means any % completion but generally means without anyrestrictions eekay: beating the game with any possible strategy Xylotile: gay eekay: but theres also nmg for no major glitches eekay: and a lot of tohers Xylotile: or Xylotile: you beat the game fair and square Xylotile: as fast as possible Xylotile: without exploiting Xylotile: pure skill Xylotile: nope not possible Xylotile: b/c the speedrunners are mega retards eekay: ik youre baiting but the tricks are harder than playing the game most of the time eekay: idk about elden ring but eekay: thats often the case ErfBundy: Elden ring all remembrances are impressive ErfBundy: Mario 64 is goated tho ErfBundy: Same with ocarina eekay: never played it but ive watched a fuckton of speedrunners on twitch eekay: i should try it just to get a feel for how hard what im seeing is ErfBundy: The movement is TIGHT ErfBundy: Some of the shit is toughhhh eekay: so ive herad ErfBundy: I used to do 16 star for fun it was rough eekay: lol really eekay: thats what people usually start with right eekay: easy to learn?
ASlowFatHorsey: Tbh its been a several consecutive minuets since ive played eekay: im at work the guy whos sposed to be telling me things is asleep ASlowFatHorsey: Afk fountain reported eekay: yup eekay: im telling on him ASlowFatHorsey: I mean you did agree to the riot terms of gaming Xylotile: @CaMelon just change the weather bro Xylotile: wait are they adding all the mobs? Xylotile: or is it one character who can swithc out ASlowFatHorsey: Its just skins of steve Xylotile: like the pokemon trainer ASlowFatHorsey: No Xylotile: oh shit ok Xylotile: i dont play ultimate but he seems a little overtuned Xylotile: like league ASlowFatHorsey: Mmm cemb cemb Xylotile: dunno Xylotile: i prolly have like 3 hours in max ASlowFatHorsey: Its kinda hard to tell they are usually pretty good at sending out balanced champs Xylotile: thats cool Joguitaro: Except for a few lol Xylotile: Xylotile: is the triangle in the middle Xylotile: i cant fucking tell Joguitaro: Smash has released some dummy characters ASlowFatHorsey: Hence usually Joguitaro: Hero on release a little busted eekay: wait they added a precision rune eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Rip tanks Joguitaro: Good eekay: yeah the new tank items arent nearly as broken as the rest eekay: this will be the season of adc eekay: more annoying than tanks imo ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah prolly ASlowFatHorsey: Def Joguitaro: Good eekay: we boutta get some right click prodigies eekay: insane skill Joguitaro: Lots of skill ASlowFatHorsey: Every body and there twice removed autistic cousin is going to have damage pen and true dmg eekay: yup eekay: have you seen new deaths dance Joguitaro: Good eekay: new deaths dance takes 35% of damage over time but if you get a kill it just doesnt apply the damage ASlowFatHorsey: It doesn’t give mr anymore but that’s all I know eekay: its worse eekay: so if somebody hits you for 1k damage it would normally do 650 instantly and then a 350 damage bleed eekay: but if you killsomebody it just doesnt apply the 350 eekay: so stupid ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus Joguitaro: Good ASlowFatHorsey: Wtf eekay: lol and black cleaver has armor pen stacks and does %max health damage when stacked eekay: gg tanks gg toplane eekay: theres gonne be so many fucking adc tops now lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yikes ASlowFatHorsey: Mega crinkle Joguitaro: Good Joguitaro: Adc diff Xylotile: ^ Xylotile: Adcs have been weak ever since the Arden censor meta Xylotile: Y’all youngins didn’t play back then Joguitaro: Trueeeeeeeee Xylotile: Back when jungle items had wards Xylotile: When lee sin was op with unlimited wars Xylotile: Wards eekay: yup starting a youtube channel eekay: eekay: subscribe for zed guides Xylotile: Xylotile: thank god Xylotile: @eekay montage? eekay: incoming Xylotile: pog u eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey heres a tank item for ya eekay: eekay: thatll be fun Xylotile: olaf Xylotile: is gonna have some fun CaMelon: Wasn’t that an old item
eekay: i need to train to wake up earlier ASlowFatHorsey: Y can u not do hw tomorrow eekay: my brain isnt ona nd its not a lot of time ASlowFatHorsey: Thats not an answer ASlowFatHorsey: Do hw tomorrow its not going to be any better with less sleep eekay: it takes a really long time eekay: u have to be basically done befoer u go to sleep if ur gonna do it in the morning eekay: some of us have homework that takes thought eekay: nice flashcard major ASlowFatHorsey: Is it due in the morning? eekay: first class eekay: tomorrow eekay: in person ASlowFatHorsey: Nice time management and schedule eekay: id like to go to bed earlier but eekay: i always have hw i procrastinated on so eekay: i could never start ASlowFatHorsey: Maybs try to do hw before 7 ASlowFatHorsey: Like at a normal hour of 2 or 3 ASlowFatHorsey: Freelo then eekay: why would i do that eekay: i cant always just do it later eekay: surely ASlowFatHorsey: Well ASlowFatHorsey: Keep coping ASlowFatHorsey: As usual ASlowFatHorsey: Nice building blocks major Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/blocks-wrecked-fail-fall-jenga-gif-15311832 eekay: what an asshole eekay: some guy pushed him Xylotile: my fault eekay: wait something just occurred to me eekay: when u get little sleep eekay: you only feel bad later in the day eekay: but all my classes are in the morning eekay: so it doesnt matter how much i sleep eekay: is this an exploit? CaMelon: I believe the word you are looking for is cope ASlowFatHorsey: my stats prof went live on twitch ASlowFatHorsey: and almost instantly someone types fuck shit pussy in the chat eekay: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: truly the pinnacle of the uiuc education ASlowFatHorsey: getting banned in a twitch lecture CaMelon: Send link I wil sunscribe ASlowFatHorsey: https://www.twitch.tv/albertyu12 CaMelon: Wow this is so awesome I get to take classes at you of eye for free!! eekay: lecture on twitch actually p smart eekay: inifnitely better than zoom eekay: discord would prolly work better though CaMelon: CaMelon: @eekay wyd eekay: nothing eekay: queuing for ranked CaMelon: @eekay brewst eekay: why do u want breting all of a sudden eekay: bewsting CaMelon: Last game eekay: its not a rpoblem eekay: im just wondering CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. ErfBundy: Snow game is slapping different rn eekay: fr fr eekay: when it gets packable eekay: im making world largest snow boulder ErfBundy: It’s pretty good rn eekay: really? eekay: it was dry when i was walking form class eekay: if it snows overnight then tomorrow afternoon would be the perfewct time eekay: to start balling wrenchbreaker: current snow seems ass for ballin ASlowFatHorsey: ^^ eekay: yeah that was my observation eekay: once it starts melting it will be deep enough though ASlowFatHorsey: If it gets a tiny bit warmer tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: A lil mealty ASlowFatHorsey: Perfect packable ASlowFatHorsey: Might have to go down to chuckville for some ballin eekay: the extra manpoewr would be helpful
eekay: which means youll never get a donghuap vid eekay: and i will Xylotile: It’s not like I don’t have the willpower wtf Xylotile: I just don’t want to lol Xylotile: I want to play minecraft eekay: so you like being plat Xylotile: Can you let a nigga play Minecraft Xylotile: I just don’t care about it this week lol eekay: mmhmm CaMelon: @ErfBundy how is da grind? ErfBundy: its going ErfBundy: im just starting for today ErfBundy: i won my first game tho ErfBundy: top is easy CaMelon: Very nice ErfBundy: mord is stupid easy lmao CaMelon: AP garen eekay: you need to find one role man eekay: lol ErfBundy: shush it eekay: calculator ErfBundy: bot is boring ErfBundy: im finding more fun in these melee tanks CaMelon: ErfBundy: also i already know how to play like irelia and vayne so i meannnnnn maybe im a top laner ErfBundy: biden is a 5 head eekay: nothing wrong with playing top eekay: but just keep playing it CaMelon: Newest metal gear character eekay: stop switching roles ErfBundy: i just need to like stick with something ErfBundy: yeah ErfBundy: idk why its just something is fun then its not ErfBundy: its weird ErfBundy: i just am having a hard time finding fun champs and shiz eekay: wallt heres problem #1 eekay: ur playing for fun ErfBundy: shut up eekay: listen i played heimer top for a while ErfBundy: i wont climb if i play a champ that tilts me just to look at eekay: cause i had like 2 good games with it eekay: its not good man CaMelon: Just realized Biden kinda look like the metal gear senator Armstrong ErfBundy: TRUEEEEE eekay: never played mg CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-17555811 ErfBundy: lmao eekay: lol eekay: how eekay: does that look like anyone ErfBundy: anyway imma stick wiht top and hopefully climb with that ErfBundy: imma flex mord and irelia i think so wish me luck eekay: both pretty busted so eekay: gl CaMelon: Well just a little, if he had grey hair it would be better ErfBundy: lmao eekay: i feel like the froehead is different eekay: the senator is sorta of bulging eekay: and appears to be 12 feet tall eekay: CaMelon: eekay: camel is aw that on reddit alst week eekay: i see half the stuff you post here on reddit eekay: youre getting them somewhere whats the point of you even leaving ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/OvkOOxklAKE ASlowFatHorsey: i dont know y i cant stop listening to this lol ASlowFatHorsey: its so good eekay: im uncomfortable watching this ASlowFatHorsey: ek keeep it in your pants bruv ASlowFatHorsey: i know his eyes are pretty nice ASlowFatHorsey: but damn eekay: i really dont like looking at him eekay: the animation is so uncanny valley ASlowFatHorsey: i just love the part when he starts dancing eekay: i didnt make it that far eekay: but hed probably execute whoever made this if he could
Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey on what ASlowFatHorsey: Dez nuts ASlowFatHorsey: Jk ASlowFatHorsey: I think it was for one of the log in thingys on canvas ASlowFatHorsey: But i def remember she havin a tag like that Xylotile: Nah Joguitaro: ???????????????????????? Joguitaro: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: ??????????? Joguitaro: ?????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: ?????????? Joguitaro: ??????????????? Joguitaro: ?????????? Joguitaro: ??????????? Joguitaro: ?????????? Joguitaro: ??????????????? Joguitaro: ?????????? Joguitaro: ?????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: ??????????? Joguitaro: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: ???????????????????????? Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Xylotile: Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/nika-harper-xylitol-starfinder-deepwater-deep-savingthrow-gif-12507618 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/glhf-memories-glhf-anivia-skin-league-of-legends-gif-18815541 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/nunu-eat-anivia-gif-19872238 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/omori-league-of-legends-gif-21738631 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/soup-tahm-on-my-way-the-good-soup-gif-19524802 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey get onm eekay: get ornn eekay: wel well well eekay: just found carving in bathroom stall in my dorm eekay: AP + MK eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey care to explain ASlowFatHorsey: Man I told Mommy Kilgore to keep it a secret until u graduated eekay: lol eekay: well i appreciate the attempy eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: nvm ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: nah
ASlowFatHorsey: ek that from last year dud eekay: is what ASlowFatHorsey: the graph u sent eekay: do you mean Joguitaro: I’d assume it wouldn’t change very much from year to year lol eekay: the season that ended in 2020? Xylotile: ^ ASlowFatHorsey: it says may 2020 Xylotile: actually i think it would change a bit eekay: you mean eekay: the year in which eekay: the last season eekay: ended Xylotile: b/c no promos between ranks ASlowFatHorsey: it said during may of 2020 ASlowFatHorsey: that month Joguitaro: I’d still assume not much of a difference Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: no entire year Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw eekay: @Xylotile man Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: you havent been diamond for like 2 years Xylotile: Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw Xylotile: btw eekay: its sad how desperately you cling to this Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: i thought you only got to d3 eekay: you literally cant get to diamond Xylotile: nope diamond 2 75lp eekay: and the worst part is Joguitaro: Wgmn eekay: that deep down you know Xylotile: wgmn eekay: youll never have a higher rank than that Xylotile: yeah probably not Xylotile: why would i think otherwis eekay: youll never have another personal best ASlowFatHorsey: i mean thats a pretty high rank ASlowFatHorsey: tbh ASlowFatHorsey: so Xylotile: better to have a high personal best than be like every other shitter in the game Xylotile: lol Xylotile: *yeah ive been gold for the past few seasons* Joguitaro: Yeah difference between diamond 4 and gold is still enormous lol Xylotile: *trying to hit plat tho* Xylotile: when i demoted to plat 1 i needed less than 10 games INCLUDING promos to get back to diamond Xylotile: won first diamond promos Xylotile: like 3-0 or 3-1 ASlowFatHorsey: you like p2 rn tho right Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: Started p4 Xylotile: I’m like 40 games in Xylotile: Not bad ASlowFatHorsey: cemb cemb eekay: youa re eekay: eekay: dog eekay: complete dogwater ASlowFatHorsey: uhh ASlowFatHorsey: arent u g4?? Joguitaro: lol ASlowFatHorsey: so that makes u less than dogwater eekay: eekay: it means hes washed ASlowFatHorsey: i think it means u less than dogwater bruv eekay: id be higher rank than him rn if we got put same place after palcements Joguitaro: uh huh ASlowFatHorsey: righhhttt eekay: can an mf do a double integral for me rn 😔 Joguitaro: no
Xylotile: @eekay u gm? eekay: sure eekay: i rly just wanna find more about ap's wife ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: yeah literally xylotile for the past 2 weeks ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey yes Xylotile: We haven’t gamed in 8 days Xylotile: I need my dose eekay: have you ever tried playing games alone eekay: u virgin Xylotile: I have Xylotile: I literally played three norm games today eekay: keep going Xylotile: I don’t want to get gamed out Xylotile: @CaMelon status update love? eekay: do you tihnk he woulkdnt tell you if he was done? Xylotile: U right ErfBundy: Damn ek sassy today ErfBundy: Kinda sexy ngl eekay: 🐬 💵 🐬 💵 🐬 💵 🐬 💵 CaMelon: @Xylotile took a break and ate CaMelon: I got like 1 more paragraph ErfBundy: Poggers ASlowFatHorsey: nearly perfect timin ASlowFatHorsey: when the pressures on camelion preforms Xylotile: 😄 Xylotile: ek sup Xylotile: omegalul eekay: what Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/support-league-of-legends-lol-glhfmemories-glhf-gif-19017574 ASlowFatHorsey: its like staring into the cosmos holy fuck Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-tired-sleep-nap-boo-gif-3560804 CaMelon: ErfBundy: Bro I’m seeing more YouTubers play mr krabs ketamine adventure dude ASlowFatHorsey: ? CaMelon: :POGGERS: Xylotile: algorithm op Xylotile: cameron just let us know when u can game CaMelon: kk ErfBundy: https://youtu.be/_qI0Ky-rWQ4 CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 95 minutes. Xylotile: @Joguitaro get on Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @ErfBundy ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay Cy@ Xylotile: @eekay get on Xylotile: ap is gonna talk ab ap's gf ASlowFatHorsey: > you guys realize this is the only human interaction i get other than my parents right?? @A_SlowFatHorsey#2777 Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy @ErfBundy @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy ErfBundy: Ok just a minute Xylotile: eks got the timer Xylotile: just asap ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: v ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelonv ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon
Xylotile: Trump will ease back, china will go further in eekay: why would trump ease back? eekay: they want the us protection they currently have Xylotile: Cuz he wants Taiwan to pay for protection ErfBundy: Grab two nvidia shares maybe then Xylotile: I can see them not wanting to pay eekay: they wont pay for protection ErfBundy: Maybe three if I’m crazy Xylotile: Yeah if you can’t put in a couple grand, getting $200 of nvda is good ErfBundy: Bet ErfBundy: I would shove like ten shares but I had to move unexpectedly so eekay: i think th eus and tsmc both know we cant afford to get our chips from elsewhere eekay: seems they have the levereage and can use that to say they aint gonna pay Xylotile: What happened ErfBundy: The house we living in I guess the owner doesn’t want to rent it anymore and we weren’t told until like a couple days before our lease is up ErfBundy: Even though we asked to resign and they were like hell yeah Xylotile: wtf lol Xylotile: i didnt know tsmc was running taiwan Xylotile: this is the problem with your mindset Xylotile: you dont think in the larger picture. Only on stuff you're investing in Xylotile: @ErfBundy we might have a house for rent Xylotile: lemme check with my parents Xylotile: its two bed 1 bath Xylotile: recently rennovated Xylotile: jk its being rented right now ErfBundy: I got one found and everything ErfBundy: It was just really short notice lmao ErfBundy: 200 in nvidia ErfBundy: We in boys eekay: welcome to the firm ErfBundy: Should I just shove like 50 bucks into it every paycheck k ErfBundy: Is that smart? eekay: thats what i do eekay: porlly put those just/mostly into an etf eekay: much safer long term thing Xylotile: yeah etfs Xylotile: like VUG or voo Xylotile: do not put that in individual stocks ErfBundy: What’s etfs ASlowFatHorsey: If u can put in about 200-250 a month for 30-40 years u will make close to 3 mil probably even more ErfBundy: I need to open a Roth IRA ErfBundy: Is that like smartest investment? ASlowFatHorsey: They ok ErfBundy: What’s the best like savings thing ErfBundy: Cause I need to start some shit Xylotile: a good savings bank is amex Xylotile: 4.25 ASlowFatHorsey: Just invest in efts Xylotile: its for compound interest accounts man Xylotile: not stocks ASlowFatHorsey: Uh eekay: erm ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think so eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Pic = lose eekay: but i agree with you ASlowFatHorsey: Too bad eekay: lol ErfBundy: What does this mean ErfBundy: Either explain or link video lmao eekay: an etf is just a bundle of stocks eekay: you inverset in them just like normal stocks ErfBundy: Ok eekay: but since their price is just a combination of the prices of all the stocks in them eekay: they fluctuate less eekay: less gains less losses ErfBundy: Ahhhhh eekay: they are safer and less volatile Xylotile: you saw this in hs right? eekay: which is why people rec them for long term ErfBundy: Ok Xylotile: yeah etfs are a bundle of stocks managed by large corps like vanguard etc
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/tuesday-spaghetti-twd-scott-wilson-hershel-gif-12656479 Xylotile: could watch 1 eekay: down to watch eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: cmnnn ASlowFatHorsey: The fact ud think id even be awake now Xylotile: you know you want to ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda a miracle eekay: u typing aintya Xylotile: why else would you reply ASlowFatHorsey: Bye Xylotile: dust off the old ipad eekay: cmon lil episode on the phone Xylotile: and watch in bed eekay: just close your eyes and listen eekay: bedtime story Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/twd-the-walking-dead-zombie-child-little-girl-gif-17281051 Xylotile: egay is that annoying eekay: a bit Xylotile: @jo @jo @Joguitaro eekay: he just left eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: Xylotile: guh eekay: guys eekay: get your wallets ready eekay: https://dale-face.printify.me/product/14039906/dale-face-undies ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Booty shorts that I’d proudly wear eekay: we need a group picture in the dale drip eekay: recreate the gc picture irl eekay: where is the stormwind of americqa ASlowFatHorsey: Wait is gun gale the one right in the gooch ASlowFatHorsey: That’s genius ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta handle on the goods eekay: the central face staring right out from your ass eekay: absolute gold ASlowFatHorsey: 10/10 from ign eekay: would dale again ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/climbing-viralhog-go-up-cat-wall-climbing-gif-12833417147905792875 eekay: eekay: After class though eekay: How's 3 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/its-ok-fine-ill-allow-it-chang-gif-13732796 eekay: eekay: fucking idiot Xylotile: He cute eekay: keyboard cleaned and with only two metal pieces leftover eekay: lol i never looked at the front eekay: Xylotile: Jesus ASlowFatHorsey: Guarding life eekay: Lol eekay: Ultimate wingman eekay: the other day in class nobody was answering the professors questions then he asked a question and said he would kill himself if nobody answered eekay: nobody answered and he asked if anybody was carrying eekay: lol Xylotile: a gun? Xylotile: thats hilarious lol Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/troll-trollge-reverse-troll-sad-troll-reverse-gif-19858090 eekay: he just said carryingwhich ususally means gun eekay: yeah it was funny Xylotile: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07K1XB8Y5?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title eekay: buh eekay: 260 Xylotile: yeah
eekay: aww eekay: do you need an ego bofost after ur placements CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. eekay: lol eekay: fuckin stop dood Xylotile: Let’s play Joguitaro: im donw ErfBundy: I’ll do it ErfBundy: Tomorrow night maybe Xylotile: Gamers Xylotile: Unite tn Joguitaro: im down Xylotile: @CaMelon @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Erfbundy no gamers today? Xylotile: Joguitaro: we gotta practice eekay: @Xylotile link the website for the tourney Xylotile: I don’t have it Xylotile: Scroll up to Cameron’s post CaMelon: wgmn? Joguitaro: wgmn Xylotile: https://battlefy.com/illini-esports-club/ie-winter-2020-5v5-tournament/5fefee50fba0401180fcc6cd/participants Xylotile: Wgmn Xylotile: We have th practice Xylotile: Team practice today Xylotile: Or else ur replaced by jakecrewa Joguitaro: lol CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 50 minutes. Xylotile: Ok lemme get some food Xylotile: One min CaMelon: kk ErfBundy: I work tomorrow morning ErfBundy: So rip CaMelon: frigggg CaMelon: put league up on the menu screens at arbys ErfBundy: Ye bout to hit the ole bed frame now ErfBundy: I will eekay: their team is all diamond except fro 1 plat Joguitaro: ez Xylotile: @eekay get in Joguitaro: because we're all challenger eekay: not playing Xylotile: too bad Joguitaro: cringe eekay: its not too bad lol Xylotile: ur getting moved from the team Xylotile: @eekay call Xylotile: retard eekay: im ok eekay: ive played a lot today Joguitaro: fine do what ya want Joguitaro: but ya gonna get clapped for not practicing eekay: ive played like 8 hours today Joguitaro: thats not 12 eekay: how much have you played ataylor? Joguitaro: 27 eekay: mmhm eekay: how bout you catch up before you tell me what i ahve to do to be dedicated to the team Joguitaro: how bout you practice CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. eekay: i like ur new icon more camel CaMelon: thanks eekay: ur other one was pretty dogshit CaMelon: yea ur banned CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. Joguitaro: /timeout ekhadley for 1 second eekay: /fuck taylor asshole Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ??? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah CaMelon: cheeks Joguitaro: that are beta Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: holy fuck Xylotile: eekay: im cringing myself into a black hole Xylotile: Joguitaro: ek talking to gracie be like Xylotile: except they're the same age eekay: how on earth is that me eekay: this how girls are with me eekay: not vice versa
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CaMelon: Yep ASlowFatHorsey: Dam pig eekay: just a question ASlowFatHorsey: What eekay: is Drake Excavating and Construction part of taylors monopoly? Xylotile: Anyone wanna game? Xylotile: The classic 11 death Yasuo ASlowFatHorsey: Have you not seen the new monopoly theme ASlowFatHorsey: Drake homes eekay: lol CaMelon: I can game Definitely_Not_Taylor: They separate ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb ASlowFatHorsey: I can maybe game around 8 ish CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey u gonna get cyber punk when it releases? ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe ASlowFatHorsey: I dont think it will release tho CaMelon: Loool CaMelon: Tru Xylotile: fuck bot lane bro Definitely_Not_Taylor: Shit role lol Xylotile: the game is decided before we leave lane Xylotile: we had 3 kills vs 13 of their kills Xylotile: i had 2 out of the three kills in our team lol Xylotile: we gaming at around 8? Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m down to watch CaMelon: yea i can game whenever CaMelon: also this game almost made me take vacation lol CaMelon: nasus afk at 13 mins CaMelon: he dies 3 times to garenand blames me CaMelon: he came back eventually tho CaMelon: lol also on top of that bot lanes was blaming us losing on me CaMelon: feelsbadman Xylotile: +19 lp tho Xylotile: Let’s go baby CaMelon: true Definitely_Not_Taylor: We @gmail???? Xylotile: I can in like 40mins ish eekay: eeh] eekay: not feeling it Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta Xylotile: Cmn ek we can sing the Up song Definitely_Not_Taylor: TRUE Xylotile: Can Gavin play? Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: Gmail?????? CaMelon: yes i gmail CaMelon: i think gavin is at work Definitely_Not_Taylor: Pogular Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey Definitely_Not_Taylor: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: ight Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: Started a call that lasted 226 minutes. CaMelon: @ErfBundy CaMelon: gamiong? Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Xylotile: Fuck I already told some people I’ll play warzone with them Xylotile: I didn’t know we were gonna game Xylotile: I can game after if you guys are still on tho. I’m sorry eekay: Xylotile: @Definitely_Not_Taylor get on
Joguitaro: I’m doomer now Joguitaro: Jkjk eekay: im gonna cum eekay: its so nice eekay: omg Xylotile: whats yo fps eekay: 100 in hzd eekay: From 45 to 50 eekay: I've still got the real test though eekay: mc Xylotile: bed wars :0 eekay: Maybe a few eekay: got hw Xylotile: Cs tonight? Jc can play eekay: Yes Xylotile: @Joguitaro ??? Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker ??? Joguitaro: I’d game. Need to get it though first Xylotile: i dont think the download should take that long wrenchbreaker: whens CS 2 dropping Xylotile: summer Xylotile: lets see how many emails it takes for my professor to respond Xylotile: im on my third one right now ErfBundy: I’ll probably be Destiny gaming tonight Xylotile: L ErfBundy: Wait ErfBundy: What time we playing Xylotile: idk maybe at 10? ErfBundy: Eek ErfBundy: I could play a couple Xylotile: ok Xylotile: my professor is tweaking Xylotile: he wants me to sign up for the disabilities accommodations instead of letting me take the test online lol ErfBundy: That’s kind of wack Joguitaro: We gaming? ErfBundy: 500 bucks it falls through ErfBundy: Calling it now Joguitaro: I’d play some destiny @ErfBundy eekay: Gimme 60 Joguitaro: Should I buy the prime version of cs? Joguitaro: Or is free fine? ErfBundy: Prime puts you in better queues ErfBundy: Free has lots of cheaters Joguitaro: Does it matter though if you play with friends Joguitaro: How does that work ErfBundy: I would assume if not prime you get put in free lobby’s Joguitaro: Ok so I get prime ErfBundy: If you got the money Joguitaro: I ain’t no broke bitch Joguitaro: Not yet at least ErfBundy: Lmao valid ErfBundy: You got a job right? Joguitaro: No… ErfBundy: Bro y’all are wild lmao Joguitaro: School is hard enough Joguitaro: I get summer job tho ErfBundy: I mean yeah trust me school and job not fun I get that been there done that ErfBundy: I get it though ErfBundy: If I had family with money I would put off a job when I could ErfBundy: I mean that with like no mean spirit either btw I know most people are like “you just mooching” but nah I get it Joguitaro: Dirtys pays me well in the summer 🙂 ErfBundy: True bro Xylotile: Egay loves dirtys Joguitaro: Yeah cuz Gracie works there 🙂 Joguitaro: 😉 ErfBundy: Bro I picked up tacos there once and she said hey and smiled at me ErfBundy: Honestly thought she was gonna get on her knees bro ErfBundy: Eekay jealous Joguitaro: She just nice ErfBundy: To me ErfBundy: 😳 Joguitaro: Lol eekay: Yk Gracie has 2 jobs and does school Joguitaro: Why cant you be more like her smh eekay: Fr ErfBundy: Yeah bro second job is staying away from you bro ErfBundy: She gotta be on alert at all times eekay: Lol Xylotile: Egay didn’t you stop showing up to work
Xylotile: the api is so dog water ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt what does the acronym poop stand for FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The acronym "POOP" can stand for different things depending on the context. Some humorous or informal meanings include: 1. **Pre-Owned Office Products** - A term used in business to refer to previously used office equipment. 2. **People Order Our Patties** - A playful mnemonic related to the fast-food industry, specifically in relation to burger orders. However, in most casual contexts, "poop" simply refers to feces or the act of defecation, with the acronym playfully interpreting the word. If you have a specific context in mind, let me know, and I might be able to provide a more relevant interpretation! ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: It has the reference eekay: !gpt my friend is obsessed with poop what should i do? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: If your friend is obsessed with poop, it's important to first understand the context and degree of their obsession. Here are a few steps you might consider taking: 1. **Communicate Openly**: Have a conversation with your friend to understand why they are so interested in poop. It could be a phase, a humorous fixation, or something deeper. 2. **Set Boundaries**: If their obsession makes you uncomfortable, calmly explain your feelings and set clear boundaries regarding what topics you're okay discussing. 3. **Encourage Healthy Interests**: Suggest or involve them in other activities or hobbies that might capture their interest and divert their attention from this obsession. 4. **Promote Understanding**: If they're fixated due to biological curiosity, direct them towards appropriate educational resources where they can learn about human biology in a structured way. 5. **Assess for Underlying Issues**: Sometimes, unusual fixations may be symptoms of deeper psychological concerns. If their obsession seems excessive or affects their daily life, gently suggest seeking the advice of a professional, such as a counselor or psychologist. 6. **Be Patient and Supportive**: Understand that everyone has quirky interests at times, and approach the situation with an open mind and empathy. Approaching the situation with understanding and care can help your friend feel supported while also addressing your concerns. ASlowFatHorsey: Give him what he needs eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dog-staring-glikesunwoo-gif-21362952 Xylotile: lol eekay: this chris kyle dude is just a serial liar lol ASlowFatHorsey: Do u not know the Krusty Krab training video reference Xylotile: !gpt my mom said poop shouldnt be part of my daily diet but i REALLY REALLY like it, and i've had no adverse effects after 3 years. Am i chillin? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Eating poop, also known as coprophagia, is not recommended and can pose health risks, even if you haven't experienced adverse effects yet. Feces can contain harmful bacteria, parasites, and viruses that can lead to infections and other health problems. It's important to prioritize your health and consider discussing this habit with a healthcare professional to better understand the potential risks and find safer alternatives that satisfy your preferences. eekay: says he killed 30 people in new orleans Xylotile: where did u get that eekay: wikipeida eekay: Xylotile: damn i didnt hear of that eekay: addicted to telling people about him killing people Xylotile: yeah bros just odd Xylotile: why would you like about the gas station eekay: idk eekay: he probably told it to someone he thought wouldnt check or tell others
Xylotile: Yeah and write two responses eekay: wait eekay: two posts two responses ? Xylotile: Yeah eekay: not 4 posts? Xylotile: You respond to the two you didn’t post about eekay: oh pogchamp Xylotile: So 2 posts about tone and the two posts responding to the two you didn’t do eekay: ok thanks eekay: time eekay: 14 minutes eekay: ez Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ez ASlowFatHorsey: 2 min to spare ASlowFatHorsey: Could have waited longer to finish it ASlowFatHorsey: To ez ASlowFatHorsey: Too* eekay: same eekay: waiting till 10 minutes to due date next time ASlowFatHorsey: 3 ASlowFatHorsey: Min ASlowFatHorsey: Is all i need eekay: aight turning in next assignment past due date eekay: frame perfect ASlowFatHorsey: Not turning it in ASlowFatHorsey: Then using the necklace that turns back time in harry potter to 1 pico sec before its due CaMelon: Valorant is alright eekay: lol CaMelon: I keep forgetting they made csgo free eekay: valorant isnt free though is it? CaMelon: I think it will be Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey bio shit is due tomorrow btw Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey we got sum AP hw too Xylotile: due tomorrow ^ ASlowFatHorsey: rip Xylotile: we gaming? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Definitely_Not_Taylor @eekay Xylotile: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: League???? ASlowFatHorsey: cembe cembe Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m down Xylotile: we gaming baby Definitely_Not_Taylor: Who’s gamin Xylotile: @eekay @CaMelon ? Definitely_Not_Taylor: Started a call that lasted 124 minutes. Xylotile: @jakecrewa Xylotile: @jakecrewa Xylotile: @jakecrewa Xylotile: @jakecrewa Xylotile: @jakecrewa Xylotile: v Xylotile: @jakecrewa eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey how tf relics work eekay: civ 6 ASlowFatHorsey: you can display them in your main city for culture and tourism ASlowFatHorsey: also you can display them in museums and certain wonders Definitely_Not_Taylor: We should play a civ game ASlowFatHorsey: id be down ASlowFatHorsey: after i finish the literal metric ton of homework from Mr. Doughty eekay: whats tourism for ASlowFatHorsey: to win the culture victory ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: you mean beta victory eekay: ive beend enounced by every one in the game ASlowFatHorsey: Basically most cucked award eekay: the only culture i have is from cities ive taken lol eekay: also havent started bio ASlowFatHorsey: i have ap and bio soooooo this might be gg eekay: ap what ASlowFatHorsey: Anatomy and Physiology eekay: oh eekay: yeah fuck that eekay: should i start bio now ASlowFatHorsey: prolly eekay: or can i finish fucking peracles ASlowFatHorsey: dude percalese literally always dies first in my games eekay: he just has so many fuckin cities eekay: he makes one like every 5 turns ASlowFatHorsey: every sing time hes the guy with one city and is in medieval era while I'm in Atomic for me
Joguitaro: Egay egay eekay: Yes eekay: guys are we queueing up in Hogwarts Legacy together ASlowFatHorsey: When is that coming out? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: end of the yewar eekay: sadly ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh eekay: its not lnline though as far as i know ASlowFatHorsey: Bruhbruh Xylotile: eekay: im gonna say sometthing drastic eekay: oreos are sub-c for me Xylotile: regular are barely c Xylotile: double stuff goated ASlowFatHorsey: Wow eekay: the entire class of cookie is not good Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Im gonna pretend u stroked out when u put muchies f teir ASlowFatHorsey: For ur own saftey eekay: never even had them Xylotile: if i had a bag of muchies and i was hungry Xylotile: i wouldnt eat them lol eekay: would u eat the bag ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile Xylotile: yes ASlowFatHorsey: Buddy ASlowFatHorsey: I know where you live man eekay: funions not good either eekay: c at best Xylotile: the preztels and the long thingy ruins it ASlowFatHorsey: And u say that in front of me Xylotile: funions are good eekay: wait xylotile what is the two types of oreo in the tierlist Xylotile: have you tried the hot ones? eekay: i cant read it Xylotile: literally goated ASlowFatHorsey: Thts chex mix u dumbass Xylotile: normal and double stuff eekay: you think it makes that much difference eekay: u lard ass Xylotile: yeah it does Xylotile: double the cream is pog ASlowFatHorsey: Uhh u put double stuffed in s tier ASlowFatHorsey: And reg in c eekay: i never posted a teirlist eekay: but i would put double stuffed lower than normal Xylotile: did we already do disney movies eekay: id rtather eat oreo without the cream ASlowFatHorsey: Oh eekay: nasty stuff ASlowFatHorsey: Xylophone we still got some mega beef man ASlowFatHorsey: 15 min after the bell rings in the schoolyard ASlowFatHorsey: Be there or be cube Xylotile: Xylotile: valid? eekay: what the fuck is this scuffed ass terilist eekay: theres so many more movies eekay: dont make a list if you havent seen any disney movies lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah aladdin obv s as well as mulan eekay: do pixar ASlowFatHorsey: Reck it raph at least A eekay: nvm 90% of pixar movies are s eekay: wall-e best one though Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Truth eekay: chocolate milk below normal milk Xylotile: negative ASlowFatHorsey: Single white woman tier list eekay: based on the teirlist youve been posting i would estimate you at 600 pounds eekay: ok hold the fucking eekay: front door eekay: root beer f Xylotile: white women drink coffee and tea wym eekay: @Joguitaro get him ooooouuuuuuuutttttttt eekay: terrorism eekay: on an unprecedented scale Xylotile: root beer is gross Xylotile: id rather drink my own piss Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mug-venomlettherebecarnage-carnage-ilovemug-mugmoment-gif-24967817
Xylotile: i pulled out a bit ago ErfBundy: I just pulled it Xylotile: i sold when it was around this Xylotile: no harm ErfBundy: Ye Xylotile: might buy some more when it dips to like 1 cent ErfBundy: Nah I’m gonna withdraw all my money and use a different company now ErfBundy: Just gotta wait for all my stuff to go through Xylotile: prolly not hitting 1 cent until next week or something Xylotile: yeah thats smart ErfBundy: Fuck Robinhood. Actually manipulating the market by freezing buys and driving the price down. Horrible people Xylotile: apperently the white house made them do it Xylotile: not sure how true that is tho ErfBundy: That’s almost impossible ErfBundy: I don’t think that could happen Xylotile: ok Xylotile: probably not then ErfBundy: Not sure tho ErfBundy: Idk how they could just be like yeah shut it off for this one platform ErfBundy: Cause at that point they would do every platform Xylotile: well cashapp also stopped selling those shar4es ErfBundy: I thought they still had some Xylotile: nope they stopped amc ErfBundy: Hm ErfBundy: It’s just the principle though. They don’t want normal people to make money plain and simple ErfBundy: That’s scummy Xylotile: yeah exactly Xylotile: even tho i only lost like $4 in NAKD Xylotile: it hurts my soul to see ErfBundy: They’re like actually denying access to a free market tho Ant: Robin Hood is selling peoples stock in GME and informing them it’s a irreversible transaction ErfBundy: They’ve been hit with a lawsuit it seems Ant: Shits wack ErfBundy: Agreed Xylotile: yeah i saw that lol Xylotile: they're like Xylotile: hey we sold your GME stock for you Xylotile: you're welcome ErfBundy: For real like wtf Xylotile: ErfBundy: Wtf Xylotile: Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l70vmz/if_i_can_hold_at_10mm_then_you_can_hold_too/ Xylotile: dude what the fuck Xylotile: this is actually insane Xylotile: @everyone do we wanna play tn? Xylotile: for the tournament Xylotile: last game i believe Xylotile: 7-8pm around there Joguitaro: Might be busy tonight Xylotile: ok ill tell them during the weekend then? Xylotile: saturday? Joguitaro: Sure maybe not late at night tho Joguitaro: Around 5 is a good time I think eekay: weekend is better Xylotile: ok ill say weekend Xylotile: everyone good for saturday? Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: Doge about to hit three cents fml CaMelon: saturday is good ErfBundy: Lmao Xylotile: i bought at 2 cents Xylotile: $4 ez Xylotile: Xylotile: this man didnt sell yesterday Xylotile: he coulda walked away with $44mil CaMelon: Has this just become ur life eekay: literally Xylotile: its honestly really fun Xylotile: for the past 18 hours yeah ErfBundy: It’s interesting CaMelon: I guess it's a way to get some suspense in your life Xylotile: video games are boring now CaMelon: heroes of the storm? ErfBundy: Games are fun it’s just that the stock thing is cool
eekay: even iamgining we are using ais just to predict things we should have extremely good predictions ASlowFatHorsey: people didnt fully understand what radiation did to the human body ASlowFatHorsey: then Xylotile: Xylotile: bro please Xylotile: google ASlowFatHorsey: i said fully ASlowFatHorsey: not entirely Xylotile: sure but enough to understand what it will do, yes ASlowFatHorsey: but that is also just of a single event ASlowFatHorsey: but predicting how long a war will last or the amount of fight that maybe be necessary Xylotile: i agree that's what i was trying to get to ASlowFatHorsey: oh ASlowFatHorsey: ight Xylotile: are you going tank paly ASlowFatHorsey: i am Xylotile: ok me too eekay: are you guys leveling together as 2 paladins Xylotile: Negative Joguitaro: Someone died on campus Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/pepe-nervous-sweating-concerned-monkas-gif-15154684 Xylotile: Guh Xylotile: How Joguitaro: Not sure I’ll send article Joguitaro: https://www.wcia.com/top-stories/u-of-i-student-found-dead-on-campus-police/?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral Xylotile: What does accidental mean Xylotile: Prolly alcohol related? Joguitaro: It means they don’t know prolly Joguitaro: I think bro passed out in the cold and died of exposure Xylotile: Hmm yeah that could have happened Xylotile: Story checks out Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey this guy just be yelling and talking to himself all day 🙄 Xylotile: Bowling bad Joguitaro: What the hell is palworld looks like Pokémon with guns lol Xylotile: Yeah that’s what I saw Xylotile: It’s in the top 10 most played games on steam rn Xylotile: I bet a lot of Chinese players eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Nope ASlowFatHorsey: To actually human Joguitaro: ap cheating on us with other gaming kittens smh my head Xylotile: GUH Xylotile: man its the third fucking week... tell me why my professor still has the blackboard webpage locked ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Pally Xylotile: finishing up hw Xylotile: gimme 10 mins ASlowFatHorsey: Ill give u 30 ASlowFatHorsey: Seconds ASlowFatHorsey: Jk eekay: both humans? ASlowFatHorsey: Ye ASlowFatHorsey: Im goin to night elf terries afterdis tho eekay: i thought we was gonna be taurens together... ASlowFatHorsey: Still down for that lol eekay: no u can only have 2 characters in the game ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dark-smile-creepy-smile-gif-15126144 eekay: or u die irl eekay: oop Xylotile: you cant be horde Xylotile: i guess lone wolf is horde dominant eekay: i would have guessed the opposite eekay: thats cool though Xylotile: Same eekay: i like being a minority eekay: (in game) Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Same ASlowFatHorsey: Yea I bet it fuckin is Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 138 minutes.
Joguitaro: okay Joguitaro: game chat doo doo tho eekay: my farts hittin today ong Xylotile: wait jk us two 😦 Xylotile: @eekay same Joguitaro: @Xylotile wat Xylotile: nvm Xylotile: we almost done with this game Xylotile: done ErfBundy: need a third??? ErfBundy: Nvm ErfBundy: If a spot opens I can join Xylotile: yeah sorry we 4 right now Xylotile: okay ill let you know Xylotile: i think two of our people are leaving soon ErfBundy: All good man no worries Xylotile: get on Xylotile: 🙂 ErfBundy: Ok ErfBundy: Let me finish this hard point game ErfBundy: Send inv whenever Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 68 minutes. Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy ASlowFatHorsey: Hows nnn treating ya ErfBundy: Great man ASlowFatHorsey: Uhh ASlowFatHorsey: So ASlowFatHorsey: Does anyone wanna go climbing with simon choate this weekend? ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz apparently he wants to lol Joguitaro: ??? Joguitaro: Cursed eekay: https://tenor.com/view/starwars-obi-wan-now-thats-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-along-time-gif-11814407 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah kinda out of the blue he asked eekay: whas he doing these days? ASlowFatHorsey: I think hes still studying marine biology in florida eekay: and he came to you because? eekay: does he know you climb? ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ASlowFatHorsey: I dont think he knows i do Joguitaro: Sounds like a murder plot lol ASlowFatHorsey: Someone may have told him @jakecrewa eekay: sounds like a strange circumstance ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah idk Xylotile: @Joguitaro mw? Joguitaro: Okay ASlowFatHorsey: Addicts Xylotile: In 30 🙂 Joguitaro: ok jakecrewa: I have not talked to Simon lol eekay: then ap is being gangstalked? ErfBundy: Wow man yeah I know I don’t exist bro Joguitaro: lol ErfBundy: Don’t worry man I don’t have modern warfare 2 or anything Joguitaro: I invite you to play man 🙂 ErfBundy: At least someone here cares 🥹 Xylotile: mannnnn Xylotile: i thought you had work my bad Xylotile: there is an issue tho ErfBundy: I’m off every Friday bro Xylotile: we have 5 people wanting to play loil ErfBundy: Y’all can play it’s fine Xylotile: sowwy baby Xylotile: i am down to play in like an hour or so tho Xylotile: @Joguitaro get on Joguitaro: @Xylotile these time intervals are increasing exponentially Joguitaro: ok 🙂 Xylotile: no i mean for us three ASlowFatHorsey: Leg ASlowFatHorsey: Now ASlowFatHorsey: U addicts need a break ASlowFatHorsey: Get to the real world ASlowFatHorsey: Touch some summoners rift grass Joguitaro: i would be down to game on some leg soon Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay @ErfBundy @ASlowFatHorsey game on leg 🙂 eekay: ik / eekay: k
ASlowFatHorsey: true eekay: gravel irl eekay: ErfBundy: fax eekay: @uofipeople eekay: so is u of I totally remote learning after Thanksgiving? Xylotile: yep eekay: And are you kicked out of the dorms? ASlowFatHorsey: yes ASlowFatHorsey: y u askin Joguitaro: Technically I don’t think I am because it’s private but I will go home ASlowFatHorsey: i think as long as you are on campus you must be kicked ooff Joguitaro: Private housing is weird idk. They can kinda do what they want ASlowFatHorsey: i imagine they have to follow some of the u of i guidelines Xylotile: yeah you guys will most likely close dorms Xylotile: its newman lool Xylotile: really popular Joguitaro: Yeah idk I thought I just heard something like that ASlowFatHorsey: tbh i don't think it would make a lot of sense if everybody else had to leave exccept one of the dorms on campus Joguitaro: Nah nah nah Joguitaro: Do people in apartments get kicked out too? ASlowFatHorsey: if they're on campus maybe idk ASlowFatHorsey: id assume so Joguitaro: 🤷🏼‍♂️ Xylotile: i dont think so eekay: but eekay: what about next year ASlowFatHorsey: next semster or eekay: back in dorms or is it indefinite no-on campus ASlowFatHorsey: next semester i think we are allowed back Xylotile: ^ eekay: hmm eekay: alrighty eekay: willaim ur going back to parentals righrt Xylotile: yes ASlowFatHorsey: we just have to do the same thing before we got here and do all the test stuff eekay: huh eekay: weird eekay: so youll be back home for like a month? Xylotile: two months lol Xylotile: nov 20-end of january eekay: idk months eekay: btw mike ghosted me eekay: Xylotile: who eekay: krombopulous mike eekay: one of faker's alts CaMelon: @ErfBundy AP gonna hate you now ErfBundy: why ErfBundy: also my teemo kinda sick with it CaMelon: @ErfBundy because you playing teemo eekay: lol CaMelon: Nice hax btw CaMelon: You playing old mord eekay: lol old morde eekay: yo why tf my ears so hot eekay: is that a corona symptom Xylotile: yes ErfBundy: pogg eekay: :O Xylotile: you guys down to play hide and seek among us later? Xylotile: i can prolly play from 11-1? Xylotile: idk CaMelon: I’m still on vacation Xylotile: where at Xylotile: or just gaming vacation ErfBundy: Damn CaMelon: Gaming vacation ErfBundy: When did you go on gaming cation? eekay: couple days agfo i think eekay: or thats when he mentioned it eekay: dude eekay: i just smurfed the fuck out this game eekay: solo 1v9 eekay: i think tisa actually the frist time i stole a drag with my w Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: what do i do when theres bromide on both sides Xylotile: @everyon Xylotile: @everyone eekay: ? eekay: so convert those grams to moles of each thing eekay: convert moles of the whole molecule to moles of br
eekay: !dalle baldurs gate shadowheart FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-Us8Sf77PEnVfXYQMhlGhfb4p.png?st=2024-05-13T03%3A04%3A15Z&se=2024-05-13T05%3A04%3A15Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-12T17%3A48%3A04Z&ske=2024-05-13T17%3A48%3A04Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=yqfa7eT2gAGL8Xd8YpgDHVZ7GgHb5sfyLpEwOHpAMp4%3D Joguitaro: !dalle shadowheart from baldurs gate 3 but even hotter and wearing something very hot FriggBot2000: no porn!!! Joguitaro: !dalle shadowheart from baldurs gate 3 but even hotter FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-HUnzXMp2LBBCf0sXH5tVUh24.png?st=2024-05-13T03%3A05%3A38Z&se=2024-05-13T05%3A05%3A38Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-12T23%3A02%3A36Z&ske=2024-05-13T23%3A02%3A36Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=PMmFRoAEmZJURhYAwxnwleN0sjmSZB/cOfGqd9RbRlQ%3D
Xylotile: Do you guys use a razor to shave ur nutsack eekay: battery acid Xylotile: I haven’t done it in a while and my nuts itch so bad ErfBundy: definitely not fun eekay: ive never experienced itching but yeah i use a razor ErfBundy: do you guys use a bladed razor or electric? eekay: sandpaper ErfBundy: muted ASlowFatHorsey: sword eekay: ap got that vorpal blade on the pubes ASlowFatHorsey: ()() eekay: (o)_(o) eekay: when she give u that look ASlowFatHorsey: hell yeah brother amen all the time amarite ASlowFatHorsey: blessed! ErfBundy: finally met chopper ErfBundy: mans is dope eekay: yea fr 😬 ASlowFatHorsey: erf junny u catchin up to where im at i havent watched in a fuckiung melinia eekay: lol in a what ErfBundy: i am on the journey to catch up ErfBundy: @eekay have you watched regular show before? eekay: oh i thought u were talin about anime ErfBundy: i was ErfBundy: but i am curious eekay: oh ErfBundy: this is just a side remark lol eekay: ive wqatched random episodes but i know nothing about the greater plot eekay: and its beena long time ErfBundy: you should watch it i think you would enjoy it eekay: i remember enjoying it a lot ErfBundy: im rewatching it on hulu and its so good eekay: i might check that out im gonna do community again soon i think eekay: after comunity i might do that ErfBundy: didnt ask eekay: haha mb :D ErfBundy: you have an addiction though on the real eekay: says you ErfBundy: what am i addicted to?? eekay: suckin on deez nutz ErfBundy: besides that ErfBundy: period eekay: lol fat finger eekay: league though fr fr ErfBundy: not anymore eekay: just cause you cant get a fx doesnty mean youre not addicted eekay: fix ErfBundy: wdym cant get a fx ErfBundy: fix ErfBundy: shit ErfBundy: we both did it eekay: lol ErfBundy: i have opened this game just to close it after like 30 minutes of wondering if i should queue up so many times ErfBundy: i cant remember the last solo game i have played ErfBundy: new patch looks nice though i will say eekay: were the changes big ASlowFatHorsey: DURABILITY CHANGES eekay: they sounded like they would be ASlowFatHorsey: oops eekay: OWAH REALLY ErfBundy: yeah huge healing decreases and shit eekay: ong? ErfBundy: like they are aiming to fix the horrible one shot meta ASlowFatHorsey: as well as buffs accross the board to health armor and mr ErfBundy: yeah eekay: so do we have 4 eekay: ? ASlowFatHorsey: as well as health armor and mr per lvl ErfBundy: yeah at 9 eekay: ok ErfBundy: down? ASlowFatHorsey: ok ErfBundy: bet ErfBundy: also olaf and kayle are busted thats what ive gathered ASlowFatHorsey: y the fuck are pots so har to role in this cuck game ErfBundy: true eekay: huh? eekay: @jakecrewa queue up on trash questions in protobowl ASlowFatHorsey: do u even play ror2 eekay: oh
Xylotile: white girl lingo Xylotile: no one does eekay: not like i tihnk its stupid eekay: i mean eekay: i dont even know what its trying to say eekay: and i also havce never heard a person say it Xylotile: its beacuse you dont talk to people Xylotile: its saying like "bruh" Xylotile: You really didnt know this? eekay: im familiar with common phrases u moron eekay: i hear people talk eekay: nobody says that Xylotile: they dont say it out loud Xylotile: its so dumb if said out loud Xylotile: its typed Xylotile: on social media eekay: ok give me an exchange eekay: between 2 people eekay: where a phrase of that form is used Xylotile: its used in comments Xylotile: one second eekay: is it just a social emdia comments thing? eekay: cause that would explain my unfamiliarity Xylotile: Xylotile: it has come to this eekay: give me an exchange Xylotile: its not an exchange man Xylotile: i told you already Xylotile: its what people comment Xylotile: under posts Xylotile: if someone is being racist eekay: then make up a fuckingpost where it would be commented Xylotile: "not you being racist" Xylotile: a guy is talking about the wage gap Xylotile: and the comments are like eekay: stop just saying it with different things its not helpful Xylotile: "not you being racist" Xylotile: or "not you being uneducated" eekay: i dont think people say that Xylotile: yeah man Xylotile: you got me Xylotile: im just making it up eekay: screenshot Xylotile: i find it hilarious how people get clowned for saying stuff like that on twitter Xylotile: i saw a post on instagram where a guy said "its the x for me" and someone asked him why a grown as man is talking like a teenage girl Xylotile: ill scroll through insta and find some examples eekay: please do that Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey have you seen god of high school ASlowFatHorsey: yesh Xylotile: r8 CaMelon: 0/10 CaMelon: https://www.twitch.tv/spectatetyler1 CaMelon: is tyler playing off stream? Xylotile: Guess so Xylotile: You watch jojos? Xylotile: https://www.twitch.tv/faker CaMelon: never heard of it Xylotile: Cameron watch fakers stream for a second Xylotile: Look how he randomly moved his mouse lol CaMelon: I see that CaMelon: also I didnt know twitch had closed captions Xylotile: Lol did you see him jump off the bridge CaMelon: mhmm Xylotile: Where’s the cc CaMelon: middle of screen CaMelon: there's like a red box can and u can change the size and stuff Xylotile: Mobile Xylotile: I can’t see it CaMelon: ahh Xylotile: HELLO Xylotile: ANYONE ALIVE Xylotile: WE NEED MORE PEOPLE IN THE GC Xylotile: ITS DEAD eekay: lol Xylotile: invite gg Xylotile: to the chat ASlowFatHorsey: thats a joke right? eekay: she probably edoes not have discor Xylotile: i remember u telling us she offered to game? Xylotile: on legends? eekay: yeah for sure eekay: you just get in contact with her for that and we can game Xylotile: aight brb jakecrewa: Bill’s got a Gracie obsession
eekay: no eekay: just name a some teaser stuff ASlowFatHorsey: O eekay: they said "a pickt hat would be comfortable for ad assasin players" eekay: and "an ad mid that is different from trist and lucian" eekay: and hints at resurrection type abilities eekay: `in cinematic eekay: and a grappling hook in his teaser art eekay: so im guessing we're looking at about 1600 years on release ASlowFatHorsey: At least that many eekay: release trailer drops on the 9th apparently ASlowFatHorsey: Natilus marksman ?? eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: I’d honestly start play ranged champs if that was a thing ASlowFatHorsey: Wait ASlowFatHorsey: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: I just got a bad taste in my mouth from saying that ASlowFatHorsey: Nvm eekay: you dog eekay: take it back ASlowFatHorsey: Ur one to talk U mage egirl eekay: i only play one mage eekay: and its the most alpha champ in the game ASlowFatHorsey: ????? eekay: in lore ASlowFatHorsey: Viktor, ryze, Cassio ASlowFatHorsey: Brand ASlowFatHorsey: Legit all I play is mage eekay: all battle mages and i never play them in ranked eekay: i dont play lux eekay: i dont play seraphine eekay: i dont play ori eekay: im not an egirl ASlowFatHorsey: Swain has the hair of an egirl ASlowFatHorsey: Colored and long eekay: main skin isnt colored and skins arent canon ASlowFatHorsey: Not talkin bout skins eekay: then swain doens thave colored hair eekay: doesnt ASlowFatHorsey: His silver hair is way too luscious to not have any white coloring in dat biz eekay: hes old eekay: hes like 50 eekay: maybe the demon did it but it wasnt a choice eekay: you play fucking shen ASlowFatHorsey: Not every 50 yo has stark white hair ASlowFatHorsey: Ok? eekay: the only point to shen eekay: is sheilding ur teammates and ccing for htem eekay: that is eekay: egirl champion eekay: personified ASlowFatHorsey: ????? eekay: swain self heals, self cc, waveclear, global vision ASlowFatHorsey: I save people lives constantly and 1 shot carries eekay: its called self succiciency ASlowFatHorsey: That’s called being the carry of the team for Shen ASlowFatHorsey: No egirl eekay: yeha eekay: carrying the team through being shieldslut and ccbot eekay: if thats what u wanna do eekay: go for it ASlowFatHorsey: I can 1 shot any carry that I want eekay: oh wow eekay: full tank 0/8 eekay: one shots eekay: really alpha gameplay ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: lets see you build galeforce or quickblades eekay: or cosmic eekay: peut plays it right eekay: petu ASlowFatHorsey: I am in front of everybody else while U cower behind me ASlowFatHorsey: And save ur life when ur about to die eekay: swain doesnt cower thats my point eekay: its a mage who can stand in 5 people ASlowFatHorsey: He kinda does eekay: without building tank like a degenerate ASlowFatHorsey: Unless he has ulti eekay: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: He stays behind me because he scared af eekay: just stop man
CaMelon: what team eekay: the buccaneers and ASlowFatHorsey: buccaneers and cheifs eekay: some kind of bird i think eekay: fuck CaMelon: buccaneers goona win br CaMelon: o ASlowFatHorsey: tom brady in super bowl for like 30th time eekay: the sportsmen usually reare earlier than that dont they eekay: retire* ASlowFatHorsey: well yeah but since pro athletes have been taking better care of the bodies and have specailized diets and what not it seems those years of effectiveness has increased a bit CaMelon: @ErfBundy who winning ASlowFatHorsey: hes like 40 i think ErfBundy: Tampa Bay ErfBundy: They have had some HORRIBLE penalties called tho ErfBundy: Like these refs should never officiate a game ever again ASlowFatHorsey: lol ErfBundy: Like it’s horrible calls CaMelon: what is tampa bay CaMelon: which team ErfBundy: Tom Brady’s team ErfBundy: The Bucs CaMelon: knew it CaMelon: they have better flag so they win ErfBundy: Lmao it’s not over tho the chiefs have a tendency to win in second half CaMelon: impossible CaMelon: athey cant beeat a team witha pirate flag ErfBundy: Lmao ErfBundy: It’s been a bad game so far tho in terms of flags called ErfBundy: We will see tho second half starting now eekay: how are they supposed to win in the second half with the gold deficit eekay: have to get a good baron fight or smthn ErfBundy: They usually do eekay: :| CaMelon: @eekay help bro CaMelon: or ur computer science award is revoked eekay: oke CaMelon: What is the 9x OS rule? -  “The OS always _________” eekay: . . . eekay: no idea CaMelon: frig CaMelon: award revoked eekay: deserved eekay: 😔 jakecrewa: @eekay who’s your favorite former nfl wide receiver eekay: jacktherius tackmeritrix jakecrewa: Wrong eekay: no wat\it eekay: randy moss jakecrewa: Correct eekay: 😎 just an average athletics viewer here ASlowFatHorsey: Ozamataz eekay: ready to discuss this important event in sports CaMelon: @eekay wait i think i figured it out eekay: what it is CaMelon: "The OS always gives an App what it wants or expects" eekay: i didnt find shit on google eekay: thats a retarded thing to name a rule after eekay: seems like a basic logical concept CaMelon: 9x = 32 BIt Xylotile: my minecraft is 64bit CaMelon: same Xylotile: who gonna win Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: oh its 9 to 31 Xylotile: @CaMelon u were right Xylotile: pirates op ErfBundy: Yeah stupid as fuck ErfBundy: Bad game actually Xylotile: why Xylotile: u were talking about the calls Xylotile: who was it agaisnt ErfBundy: Wide receivers on Kansas City can’t catch shit tonight ErfBundy: They called many penalties against Kansas City for stuff that shouldn’t have been called ErfBundy: Like so guy tripped on the Bucs and they called pass interference ErfBundy: The guy fell over his own feet
Xylotile: Ok Xylotile: I just talked to my brother and another guy about Christianity Xylotile: For three hours Xylotile: I can’t believe how big of a cult it is Xylotile: In all seriousness jakecrewa: Nice r/atheism ErfBundy: @eekay run tp i think youll llike it more ErfBundy: i feel like ignite is kinda dooky on cass ErfBundy: exhaust kinda fun on her too peopel cant move ever agian Xylotile: @jakecrewa I ain’t go atheist jakecrewa: I’m just saying you sound like a 14 year old poster on the sub eekay: tp low elo is the worlds biggest scam eekay: shitters make so many mistakes that ignite is more worth in 80% of games eekay: also i got my vaccine yesterday and i feel like buttcheek on a stick bro Xylotile: @jakecrewa one of them genuinely didn’t believe in carbon dating Xylotile: He thinks the world Is 6000 years old Xylotile: And having a long ass conversation with them still entitles me to my opinion right eekay: youre entitles to an opinion no matter what tf happened eekay: hes just saying you sounded cringe Xylotile: Ok Xylotile: Every loophole in their religion can be blocked by saying “god knows all. We can’t comprehend what he thinks” Xylotile: V crazy eekay: well religion isnt really based on logic so eekay: not that crazy Xylotile: According to them it is eekay: then theyre just missing the point Xylotile: Idk if you haven’t had a convo with a devoted Christian it’s hard to tell eekay: im saying the discussion is pointless Xylotile: How do eekay: nobody is going to cahnge their position Xylotile: So* Xylotile: Lol of course Xylotile: We weren’t trying to change each other Xylotile: We were genuinely curious why they thought what they did eekay: its like explaining to your dog why it should stop shitting on the floor Xylotile: It’s called thinking about other human beings eekay: ok i got baited Xylotile: ???? Xylotile: Does Rell look awkward when she’s dismounted? jakecrewa: Yeah one thing I refuse to argue is faith b/c it’s pointless - faith is the believing in something regardless of facts Xylotile: They did give some convincing evidence about how the Bible is evidence according to them Xylotile: Like first hand accounts, but it was during the time people didn’t know what germs were Xylotile: Soooo CaMelon: eekay: yeah that sums it up pretty well Xylotile: Am I missing something eekay: obivously lol eekay: youre arguing with christians about christianity Xylotile: It’s not arguing you fucking donut Xylotile: It’s called having a conversation Xylotile: “Nice bait bro” Xylotile: “I don’t have anything else to say” Xylotile: “Nice bait bro” CaMelon: Xylotile malding he got destroyed by da truth CaMelon: Xylotile: Ight CaMelon: mald CaMelon: "Ight" jakecrewa: jakecrewa: This kid talks just like ek Xylotile: Bro that vid for me weak Xylotile: But you’re right Xylotile: He kinda looks like him too Xylotile: Without glasses eekay: i knew it was just a matter of time before u guys found my secret tick tock account Xylotile: Tick tock eekay: yaes eekay: tbh i see the resemblence jakecrewa: The voice, inflection, head movement and everything Xylotile: I don’t remember ek doing head movements
Xylotile: That’s just the way our hobbies line up Xylotile: Congrats eekay: thats all i was saying eekay: thats the kind of strength i care about Xylotile: Every single event? Untrue eekay: absolutely true eekay: https://tenor.com/view/homelander-stronger-smarter-better-gif-27330950 Xylotile: !gpt name 10 of the most popular Olympic sports FriggBot2000: . . . Xylotile: You are not stronger FriggBot2000: The popularity of Olympic sports can vary based on criteria such as global viewership, historical significance, and participation levels. However, some of the most consistently popular Olympic sports include: 1. **Athletics (Track and Field)** - Known for events like the 100 meters sprint, marathon, and long jump. 2. **Gymnastics** - Includes artistic gymnastics, rhythmic gymnastics, and trampoline, with the artistic events often drawing high viewership. 3. **Swimming** - Features numerous events and is known for iconic athletes and memorable races. 4. **Soccer (Football)** - Widely popular worldwide, though not as prestigious in the Olympics as the FIFA World Cup. 5. **Basketball** - Attracts fans especially with the participation of professional players. 6. **Tennis** - Although secondary to major tournaments, Olympic tennis grabs global attention. 7. **Volleyball** - Both indoor and beach volleyball have significant followings. 8. **Cycling** - Includes road cycling, track cycling, mountain biking, and BMX. 9. **Rowing** - Known for its intense competition and teamwork elements. 10. **Boxing** - Historically significant with many legendary Olympic champions. These sports tend to capture large audiences due to their history, global reach, and the presence of star athletes. Xylotile: Debatably smarter eekay: i said every fucking one Xylotile: I would kill you in swimming, soccer, basketball, volleyball, boxing Xylotile: Literally kill you in boxing eekay: theres also lifting Xylotile: Yeah I don’t count those Xylotile: You don’t stand a chance eekay: i would take just abotu every running sport eekay: running event i mean eekay: there are a lot Xylotile: Also I think you overestimate how much muscle mass I have from the gym Xylotile: Im just built bulkier Xylotile: !gpt 10 most popular track and field Olympic events FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The popularity of track and field events can vary depending on the context, such as viewership, historical significance, or participation rates. However, some of the most popular and iconic track and field events at the Olympics generally include: 1. **100 Meters**: Known as the marquee sprint event, it determines the fastest human on the planet. 2. **200 Meters**: Another high-profile sprint that combines speed and a bit of strategic endurance. 3. **400 Meters**: Often called the longest sprint, it requires both speed and stamina. 4. **800 Meters**: This middle-distance race is known for its tactical complexity and thrilling finishes. 5. **1500 Meters**: Known as the "metric mile," it's a combination of speed, strategy, and endurance. 6. **5000 Meters**: A long-distance race that tests the athletes' endurance and race strategy. 7. **10,000 Meters**: The longest track event, showcasing remarkable endurance and pacing. 8. **Marathon**: An iconic long-distance road race with a lot of historical significance. 9. **4x100 Meter Relay**: Popular for the team aspect, requiring precision in baton exchanges as well as speed. 10. **Long Jump**: A field event that combines speed, strength, and agility, and is often associated with spectacular athletic feats. These events often draw significant attention due to their history, drama, and the level of competition showcased during the Olympics.
eekay: thats why he gave me a 55 Xylotile: lol how did you get an almost passing grade by turning in the wrong assignment Xylotile: what did you turn in instead Xylotile: Xylotile: this class is a total fucking joke Xylotile: not even the professor has their camera on eekay: No fuckin clue Xylotile: you cant look at your submission? eekay: I can't figure it out no Xylotile: are you on canvas Xylotile: or compass CaMelon: ight Xylotile: lol maybe when my class is done Xylotile: i get out at 5 ish Xylotile: okay is it unreasonable for me to get extremely mad when someone decides to shit in the stall next to me while i try to shit Xylotile: when theres another bathroom like 20 seconds away Xylotile: im not trying to hear some retard farting and shitting at most 10 feet from me man Xylotile: it makes me want to slit the guy's throat Xylotile: @CaMelon we gonna game? Joguitaro: @Xylotile we gonna game? Xylotile: idk im only playing ranked tho Xylotile: ill play w anyone Xylotile: first come first serve Xylotile: who playing rn Joguitaro: i can play Xylotile: ight Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 54 minutes. eekay: lol eekay: taylor is so desperate to get boosted eekay: how sad Joguitaro: i know. it's a hard life being hardstuck 😔 eekay: im sure it is poor guy Joguitaro: after playing with cam i only get 13 lp per win lmao eekay: thats a measure of mmr eekay: it means youre not doing well eekay: not that youre gettting inted Joguitaro: nope eekay: ite Xylotile: cs numbers looking like ek eekay: lol thats a support right Xylotile: yes eekay: i dont get 1.1 cs/min Xylotile: low mmr = you dont deserve to be there Xylotile: low lp gains ^ eekay: try ten times tha eekay: every game eekay: thats is true though eekay: taylor should be bronze Joguitaro: 😦 eekay: is this kinda gross to anybody else eekay: Xylotile: otp eekay: 134 on most played and 2 on second most played eekay: lol yeah Joguitaro: honestly one tricking is the way to go if you wanna climb Xylotile: obviously not eekay: and ur still a one trick and hardstuck eekay: it boggles my mind why i get swain so consistently eekay: hes so good low elo when people dont know where they can stand in lane eekay: eekay: this will be me one day Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g4BuEnlscc eekay: they must be smurfing eekay: thats how people stand in my games eekay: inside the minion wave like retards Xylotile: what? eekay: reread Xylotile: i didnt watch the video CaMelon: ur fault Joguitaro: nope Xylotile: did you guys see what texas is doing lol Joguitaro: no Xylotile: theyre opening 100% Xylotile: mask mandates are off Xylotile: https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1366846908480815106 eekay: retards\ Xylotile: i saw it the day it happened Joguitaro: big brained Xylotile: but i thought it was a claim
eekay: are they in your homer physically? eekay: home Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: And they’ll hear me if I game Xylotile: I’d rather play league than watch it Xylotile: But they wanted to finish the season ErfBundy: literal excuse ErfBundy: no one likes you or would hangout wiht you eekay: yeah ErfBundy: fucking loser eekay: so yous kip gaming to spread corona eekay: the pandemic is not over eekay: really cool choice man! Xylotile: Late night gamings Xylotile: T-minus hour eekay: go fuck yourself eekay: im going to bed Xylotile: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: Dont kid urself man idc if u game or not but when u say wgmn and then everyone else sets aside time for gmn and u say nah thats just wasted all of our time for nothing. Really fucken annoying eekay: ^^ eekay: also @ASlowFatHorsey we practice today? ASlowFatHorsey: Havent got the stuff yet so ig nah ASlowFatHorsey: Dtc tho eekay: oke eekay: climb wen ASlowFatHorsey: 2pm eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: Baus lost sion 1v1 lol eekay: TO WH eekay: o ASlowFatHorsey: Weaskside sion eekay: who? ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=iZnrQ71EnKM&feature=share ASlowFatHorsey: Rando climbs on sion eekay: lol eekay: baus is stuck stuck ASlowFatHorsey: Tru Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: ? eekay: yaes eekay: 🛏️ ? Xylotile: Yaes Xylotile: Two seconds eekay: 🛏️ 😈 Xylotile: I need my contacts but someone is in the bathroom Xylotile: Maybe a few mins eekay: who u got over man eekay: you dont have roomates right eekay: alright good game man eekay: was fun! Xylotile: Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 80 minutes. Xylotile: yes i got a roommate Xylotile: Hm Xylotile: Leg in 30? eekay: climb ASlowFatHorsey: gaming ErfBundy: No eekay: Climb ASlowFatHorsey: y ErfBundy: Smash bros ASlowFatHorsey: ight ErfBundy: Gotta watch them tourneys brother ASlowFatHorsey: tur ASlowFatHorsey: tru ASlowFatHorsey: rut ASlowFatHorsey: urt ErfBundy: You hear the fireworks @eekay eekay: no not many today ErfBundy: You at your moms? eekay: yea ErfBundy: I’m doing them at my parents down the street eekay: oh lol eekay: ill keep an eye out eekay: oh just heard one eekay: was that you ErfBundy: Yeah lol eekay: lol ErfBundy: Lit a mortar in the street eekay: morse code me eekay: put one in somebody gas tank eekay: lol just saw that one from my house ErfBundy: Fireworks fun eekay: https://tenor.com/view/seamus-harrypotter-potter-fire-explode-gif-7271816 ErfBundy: Literally eekay: jesus man eekay: are those legal? ErfBundy: Sure why not ErfBundy: We are basically in Indiana
eekay: !gpt what is the actual crime associated with ponzi schemes or rugpulls? how is it defined? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Ponzi schemes and rug pulls are types of fraudulent activities that are typically associated with financial crimes. Here’s how each is defined: ### Ponzi Scheme: **Definition**: A Ponzi scheme is a form of investment fraud that involves paying existing investors with funds collected from new investors. The scheme leads investors to believe that returns are coming from legitimate business activities when, in fact, they are derived from new participants' contributions. **Characteristics**: - Promises of high returns with little or no risk. - Consistent returns regardless of market conditions. - Unregistered investment products and unlicensed sellers. - Secretive or complex strategies. - Difficulty receiving payments or withdrawals. **Legal Implications**: Ponzi schemes are typically prosecuted under charges of securities fraud, wire fraud, and mail fraud. They violate securities laws by defrauding investors and often involve making false statements to investors or regulatory bodies. ### Rug Pull: **Definition**: In the context of cryptocurrency and decentralized finance (DeFi), a "rug pull" is a typ FriggBot2000: e of scam where developers create a new token or project, promote it heavily, and then withdraw all the funds from the liquidity pool, leaving investors with worthless assets. **Characteristics**: - Often occur in decentralized finance (DeFi) platforms or through Initial Coin Offerings (ICOs). - Developers suddenly disappear, taking investors' funds. - Oftentimes, the projects have a dubious or non-existent white paper. - The project lacks transparency and verifiable information. **Legal Implications**: Rug pulls can be prosecuted under various legal theories, including wire fraud, money laundering, and unregistered offering of securities, depending on the law of the jurisdiction where the operators and victims reside. Regulators like the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) may get involved if the scam involves securities or commodities. In both cases, the core issue is the intent to deceive and defraud investors by creating a false impression of a legitimate investment opportunity, leading to significant financial losses for those affected eekay: asking for a friend Joguitaro: What’s this new frig coin I’ve been seeing Joguitaro: Think I might buy FriggBot2000: frigcoin go moon 🚀 FriggBot2000: buy buy buy! Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/impish-soyak-ears-dance-dancing-dancing-swede-soyjak-gif-27377382 Xylotile: lol how did you do that Xylotile: I heard frig coin is a rug pull ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666 ASlowFatHorsey: ek rn FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/ap-bubble-speech-bubble-redditor-gif-6328777493315723823 Xylotile: Ok dude
ErfBundy: I had a trundle support ErfBundy: And it was so fucking funny eekay: owie ErfBundy: He just did like icy ground shit eekay: lol eekay: yeah thats trundlle ErfBundy: And I could leap in and get a free full stack e ErfBundy: It was insane ErfBundy: So mean to the other team Xylotile: @ErfBundy lp report? ErfBundy: We at 9 lp in bronze 3 ErfBundy: I’ve only played two games today ErfBundy: Won one lost the other just now ErfBundy: 2 and 13 nocturne eekay: how much do you get for wins ErfBundy: Like 20 something eekay: damn ErfBundy: Yeah eekay: thas p good ErfBundy: Yeah I know ErfBundy: It’s hard when your jg throws eekay: yeah eekay: and jg below gold know nothing ErfBundy: Exactly ErfBundy: If they don’t int that bad it’s salvageable but sometimes it’s just game over Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: when u playing ranked ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: eekay: oh no ASlowFatHorsey: How many losses at 0 eekay: im in first game at 0 Xylotile: oh no eekay: inted on neeko last game ASlowFatHorsey: Ripple dicks skin bruv CaMelon: eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: lol eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: lol Xylotile: "Lol" Xylotile: beta eekay: lol! ASlowFatHorsey: Olo CaMelon: Why u guys keep saying lots of love? ASlowFatHorsey: We ficken CaMelon: Pig ASlowFatHorsey: Olo ASlowFatHorsey: Looks like handicapped symbol eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: just voted bois ASlowFatHorsey: Kanye for the win CaMelon: YEEZY 2020 ASlowFatHorsey: smh jakecrewa: @eekay Xylotile: mans really at a bookstore Xylotile: Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey its the second choic eright Xylotile: oh shit i read that wrong ASlowFatHorsey: Obvi 1rst Xylotile: i thought it said "touch maria" ASlowFatHorsey: Wdym ASlowFatHorsey: Its def first choice ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjk xylotile has pedo alert now Xylotile: i thought it said "ian should stop cuddling and touch maria" ASlowFatHorsey: Ok lol Xylotile: bro how long is this wtf ASlowFatHorsey: Its pretty thats what she said tbh ASlowFatHorsey: we gmn tonight? CaMelon: Wgmn Xylotile: I cannot ASlowFatHorsey: y Xylotile: Me going home Xylotile: Me no pc ASlowFatHorsey: bring pc beta Xylotile: No lol Xylotile: 30lbs ASlowFatHorsey: smh ASlowFatHorsey: gotta felx on new chicka ASlowFatHorsey: liftin 30lbs like notin CaMelon: @ErfBundy gaming? ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone except xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Joguitaro: aight eekay: just measured it eekay: 166.2 pre piss to 165.1 eekay: bigger than i thought it would be Joguitaro: So you’re a big piss guy huh? eekay: im usually a very frequent pisser but not really an optoin during sleep Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/elmo-pee-pants-gif-24878081 eekay: ong? Joguitaro: Your pants Joguitaro: Consider them soiled Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-explosion-walking-away-gangster-epic-gif-10578828 eekay: who is clmkn today eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @Joguitaro Joguitaro: I cannot eekay: are you in jail eekay: are you handcuffed to a radiator eekay: are you in siberia Joguitaro: I’m in Serbian jail for soiling your pants eekay: serbian jail not even hard to break out of eekay: what img etting is you dont rly want to climb Joguitaro: I have class Joguitaro: In which I must attend eekay: oh you MUST huh eekay: they handing out more flashcards in class? Joguitaro: They require my attendance for the building block physics class Joguitaro: Or don’t get my points ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus man do u go to class @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u be askin the same thing every week eekay: no classes on thursday ASlowFatHorsey: U kniw the answer eekay: well i dont know know eekay: and it doesnt hurt Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/father-and-daughter-mega-bloks-building-playing-playing-blocks-gif-15531904 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: You ASlowFatHorsey: Do eekay: sorry wont happen again sur Joguitaro: Ek doing his hw like eekay: sir eekay: yours is literally less than that eekay: you dont even put the blocks together eekay: you just point at the blocks eekay: name the blocks eekay: you dont have to know anything eekay: about how they work Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266 ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: lol eekay: do you take notes on a tablet? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: crig ASlowFatHorsey: ez dub Xylotile: Game eekay: climb eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey any updates on the climbing situation? ASlowFatHorsey: Ever heard of boy who cried wolf ASlowFatHorsey: If u keep cryin climbin ASlowFatHorsey: Aint nobody gon come eekay: haha ok gotcha eekay: I'll check back in 15 ASlowFatHorsey: Muted eekay: is it bad to not wash dishes with soap Joguitaro: A little gross yeah eekay: not the question ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: y Joguitaro: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz of the diff stuff on ur plate that is hydrophobic Joguitaro: Doesn’t fully clean plate Joguitaro: Where’s the pic man @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: but im wipin it off eekay: it looks clean Joguitaro: Eekay: stupid fucking question or stupid fucking question eekay: cant be that much shit on there Joguitaro: Probably not for you but could attract bugs, bacteria and get gross
Xylotile: did we have wifi at school Xylotile: for our phones Xylotile: in hs eekay: yea Xylotile: no we didnt Xylotile: i dont remember being connected to the school wiif eekay: ok Xylotile: @ErfBundy opinions on baby keem Xylotile: guys i have a haircut at 5pm do you guys wanna see a before and after picture? Xylotile: my inner retarded child is coming out eekay: are you on adderall man Xylotile: idk why im typing so much eekay: yeah idk eekay: ???? eekay: u are the most insecure person ive ever met eekay: clinical Xylotile: >>> Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: what Xylotile: are Xylotile: you Xylotile: talking Xylotile: about Xylotile: man eekay: you couldnt leave the message "am i gay" eekay: that bothered you so much eekay: you deleted it Xylotile: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: are you on drugs eekay: rly get help man eekay: self esteem problems Xylotile: says you eekay: what about it Xylotile: insecure Xylotile: ok im chillin my bad eekay: u might say people who post their tinder matches and talk about chicks theyve pulled with naruto shirts are eekay: more insecure than not talking to anybody ErfBundy: @Xylotile he is good kinda inconsistent though ErfBundy: I love half of his stuff the other half makes me kinda wanna cry Xylotile: ive never posted my tinder matches Xylotile: and the naruto shirt one was funny Xylotile: Xylotile: guys that how the earth looks irl Xylotile: kinda cool right eekay: untrue eekay: and untrue eekay: and didnt ask Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/triple-kill-nhil-diaz-trinhil-tatlo-ang-napatay-patay-ang-tatlo-gif-18113937 Xylotile: untrue on the untrue Xylotile: what u think of new album ErfBundy: It was mostly good CaMelon: ErfBundy: Solid 7 I would say ErfBundy: POGGERS CaMelon: Baby keem CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/cum-music-keemstar-cum-cum-music-music-keemstar-gif-17104784 CaMelon: 👶 Xylotile: Camel take that back right now CaMelon: Mb CaMelon: Baby keem so good, he is featured on kids bop CaMelon: (Highest honor a musician can be awarded) Xylotile: lol is he actually CaMelon: https://youtu.be/zEL9sFB8CVE Xylotile: im not clicking on that Xylotile: its gonna ruin the song eekay: the spongebob version of off the drid better than original eekay: no joke i dont listen to the original at all ASlowFatHorsey: 6 2s in this date ASlowFatHorsey: 02/22/2022 eekay: not yet ASlowFatHorsey: o wait ASlowFatHorsey: nqh ASlowFatHorsey: ek nice days of the weel ASlowFatHorsey: its tues day ASlowFatHorsey: check and mate ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/isha-isha-arcane-arcane-arcane-lol-lol-gif-8849769445211336729 ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle the giga Chad Viktor not the twink from arcane or the shitty vgu update in league FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-TRT0tWbgtfFBNajzcCmlVkC6.png?st=2025-01-01T03%3A43%3A10Z&se=2025-01-01T05%3A43%3A10Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-12-31T22%3A18%3A21Z&ske=2025-01-01T22%3A18%3A21Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=iX3ldc9zzneRVlSgrHJa5PB30hDPRVuWsCjj70BFIqY%3D ASlowFatHorsey: Cum gutters Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Happy new years ap Xylotile: Tell us how 2025 is in 9 minutes eekay: that is actually what all the male elf faces look like in bg3 eekay: stupid ass chad faces ASlowFatHorsey: Quarter century done and dusted ASlowFatHorsey: In da books ASlowFatHorsey: Feels weird tbh eekay: i cant beleive i will see 2100 assuming humanity makes it that far ASlowFatHorsey: Gg Xylotile: Half way to 2050 Xylotile: Crazy Xylotile: Do you guys think you’ll see 2100 ASlowFatHorsey: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: 2024 eekay: 2100 seems unlikely but possible consdiering lifespan trends
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: another idea we could just not get certification and figure it out ASlowFatHorsey: Another idea we could just forget the whole rope thing in general seems like a lot of work to try to get a measly little one and only safety net set up eekay: wdym safety net ASlowFatHorsey: um ASlowFatHorsey: what do u think eekay: i dont really know what the entire thing means eekay: measly little what ASlowFatHorsey: rope ASlowFatHorsey: nice gamerese eekay: so you just dont wanna do rope climbing? ASlowFatHorsey: ok no ASlowFatHorsey: obv i want to do tha ASlowFatHorsey: i think it is dumb to say we could just figure out belaying while we do climbs that require belaying ASlowFatHorsey: seems illegal and unecessary eekay: i dont think its illegal and im sure theres not anything about it that cant be learned online eekay: and it would be safer to get certified which ims till down to do but ASlowFatHorsey: no eekay: i was just saying i wouldnt mind winging it ASlowFatHorsey: we get certified eekay: ok sounds good Xylotile: @eekay I personally wouldn’t let AP control me like that Xylotile: Wouldn’t fly past me ASlowFatHorsey: what do you mean by that ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey wanna do nightfall soon? eekay: im a submissive type 🥺 ASlowFatHorsey: can do it noe ErfBundy: Give me like 10 ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: eekay: watchu guys think og this ASlowFatHorsey: fuckable eekay: same ErfBundy: I would wear it eekay: yeah its kind of wicked lol ASlowFatHorsey: is harlem gettin it for ur christmas eekay: i wont know that till christmas will i ASlowFatHorsey: ig it seems like harlem is the blather mouth type ASlowFatHorsey: spoil the surprise ErfBundy: Ready? ASlowFatHorsey: yerp ErfBundy: It says @Joguitaro is online too ASlowFatHorsey: ight ErfBundy: If the motherfucker would ever open chat that is ASlowFatHorsey: tru ASlowFatHorsey: ded man walking ErfBundy: Start call when online ASlowFatHorsey: k ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 44 minutes. eekay: are you legally allowed to discriminate based off attractiveness? eekay: like if youre hiring a secretary or something ErfBundy: Ever heard of hooters? Xylotile: Don’t think so Xylotile: I wouldn’t hire ugly people personally Xylotile: Don’t want them running around my workspace ErfBundy: We playing league tonight or nah ASlowFatHorsey: obxiously ASlowFatHorsey: obviously ASlowFatHorsey: soviously Xylotile: Cannot ErfBundy: Too homo I get it eekay: I'm down eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey you can get a belay class at the u of i climbing wall ASlowFatHorsey: idk maybs eekay: why hesitant ASlowFatHorsey: not hesitant i just dunno eekay: that is hesitation ASlowFatHorsey: no eekay: would you rather do it somewhere else? ASlowFatHorsey: i just do not know if we can do it there or not ASlowFatHorsey: dummy eekay: why do you say that eekay: it says it right on the site ASlowFatHorsey: well i didnt know that ASlowFatHorsey: thats fine eekay: yeah
Xylotile: hes a millionaire Xylotile: ur homeless? Xylotile: just buy a house jakecrewa: Lost your job during a pandemic? Your life was already a mess CaMelon: shpuld have had sinking fund wrenchbreaker: i play games in almost all my classes LUL wrenchbreaker: that class is ass i hate it Xylotile: I meant in person Xylotile: back in the good old days Xylotile: how often do you have to get on zoom wrenchbreaker: for all my classes Xylotile: really? thats kinda gay wrenchbreaker: lol Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey are you alive? wrenchbreaker: i only need my camera on in PE and consumer ed for some reason Xylotile: last year i got on zoom once for krunyons class Xylotile: dude im sorry but i wouldnt do PE Xylotile: like i would just take the F wrenchbreaker: yeah its weird CaMelon: aram ez Xylotile: we queuing up? CaMelon: idk CaMelon: are we? CaMelon: @Xylotile gamings account 1 win away from gold CaMelon: pog eekay: I think Dave ramsey's delusion is that placebo effect works for finance as well as mesicine CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. CaMelon: keep my boy's name out yo mouf son CaMelon: lets gooo Xylotile: @CaMelon shoot i just saw this Xylotile: id like to but my lab wants us to have our cameras on CaMelon: ah np Xylotile: mesicine eekay: mexican eekay: whos the real loser here CaMelon: u guys just jealous if his drip and swag eekay: yeah im jealous of this guy CaMelon: so fresh eekay: ok man Xylotile: ek? eekay: hm Xylotile: eekay: why did u google that lol ASlowFatHorsey: Wtfrick zamjoski kinda unpog of you Xylotile: AP UR ALIVE ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda been busy Xylotile: @CaMelon we wgmn? Xylotile: Ima grab some food rn but I can game in like 15 eekay: can you guys wait for me rq eekay: i get off work in 5 hours CaMelon: ight eekay: cool Xylotile: We gonna game cam Xylotile: Or CaMelon: sure eekay: D: Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 32 minutes. Xylotile: @CaMelon wgmn? CaMelon: @eekay nice work bro Xylotile: @Joguitaro wgmn? Joguitaro: In class Xylotile: so CaMelon: drop out ErfBundy: Fax eekay: @CaMelon ? Xylotile: @eekay ? Xylotile: wgmn? Xylotile: does anyone here play CIV eekay: civilization eekay: ? Xylotile: Yes eekay: i do eekay: im not good though eekay: taylor and ap play Xylotile: eekay: that hits close to home Joguitaro: Lol CaMelon: what up eekay: ??? Xylotile: what up eekay: ah nothin just chillin CaMelon: my pupils are dilated Xylotile: Thats good man CaMelon: i cant see Xylotile: from now on we can only talk to each other by replying to messages eekay: how many numbers am i holding up
eekay: thats why i said midnight bro eekay: im getting on eekay: i wanna see new years in stormwind Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 61 minutes. eekay: Xylotile: eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA3E-F115ug&ab_channel=vynaslol eekay: happy new years eekay: the ultimate thing eekay: gz guys Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/new-year-2022-gif-24334949 Xylotile: I’ll get on at 12:30 if you guys still wanna play 🙂 Xylotile: Tiggy lol Joguitaro: oh lol Joguitaro: for a sec i thought that was a random person Xylotile: !fap fail FriggBot2000: command: '!fap' was not recognized Xylotile: !help FriggBot2000: commands: !help !commands !cmds !gpt4 !gpt !arcane !faptime !lastfap !fapfail !lostfap !rps !fish !gif !lp Xylotile: !cmds FriggBot2000: commands: !help !commands !cmds !gpt4 !gpt !arcane !faptime !lastfap !fapfail !lostfap !rps !fish !gif !lp Xylotile: !fapfail eekay: um eekay: !lastfap FriggBot2000: Xylotile's last nut was on November 05 2023 at 05:08PM eekay: !fapfail FriggBot2000: You are not authorized to make Xylotile nut. Xylotile: @eekay class Xylotile: @Joguitaro do u work today? eekay: what Xylotile: classic Xylotile: do sum questing eekay: no Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-baby-cry-crying-gif-25019897 ErfBundy: Who’s that? eekay: blaine Xylotile: Blaine drake ErfBundy: Ahhh ErfBundy: When do you all go back? Xylotile: Friday ErfBundy: Lmao nice one day of class then the weekend Xylotile: Nah I got class next Monday but im going back Friday ErfBundy: I gotcha Xylotile: Are we wowing Joguitaro: ok Xylotile: Idk what to do tho Xylotile: I’m basically waiting for bfd Joguitaro: farm pvp for mount Joguitaro: get onnnnnnnnn Xylotile: Ehhhh Joguitaro: get on Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 156 minutes. Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: shadowfang Xylotile: keep eekay: ok eekay: gta 5 reference leaked 😱 Xylotile: are u talking a winter class eekay: no eekay: taking a test to get free credit on the 7trh ASlowFatHorsey: Until u delay it ASlowFatHorsey: Have to take an extra semester just to delay the test ASlowFatHorsey: Lol I feel like uve been preparing for the past 3 years eekay: like you've been preparing? ASlowFatHorsey: Bio a lil hard for building block majors I understand eekay: ok well see how hard it is bitch ASlowFatHorsey: Ope ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly could test out of every engineer class
Xylotile: since when eekay: since tomorrow Xylotile: !gpt how much power is consumed from one single gpt prompt compared to how much power is needed to make a single burger FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Quantifying the exact power consumption for processing a single GPT prompt versus making a single burger involves a variety of assumptions and variables. Here's a general comparison: ### Power Consumption of a GPT Prompt: 1. **Data Centers**: Large language models like GPT-3 or GPT-4 operate in data centers, where energy consumption encompasses processing power, data storage, and the cooling systems needed to maintain the servers. 2. **Estimates**: Studies and estimates suggest that a single query to a large language model can consume anywhere from a few watt-hours to a fraction of a kilowatt-hour, depending on the complexity of the query and the efficiency of the data center. 3. **Variables**: Factors like the model's size, infrastructure efficiency, and the specifics of the computing environment can significantly influence the actual energy usage. ### Power Consumption for Making a Burger: 1. **Agricultural Production**: The most energy-intensive part involves the production of beef, including rai FriggBot2000: sing cattle, growing feed, and transporting materials—all of which have substantial energy footprints. 2. **Cooking**: Energy is needed to cook the burger patty, which varies based on the method (e.g., pan-frying, grilling) and efficiency of the appliance used. 3. **Estimates**: The entire lifecycle energy consumption for producing a single beef-based burger is estimated to be several kilowatt-hours. This includes all stages from farming to cooking. ### Comparison: - The power consumed by a single GPT prompt is generally significantly lower than the power required to produce a single beef-based burger. - Burger production's energy costs are much higher mainly due to the agricultural and supply chain factors involved, including significant emissions and resource use. In summary, while processing a GPT prompt requires sophisticated technology and intensive computation, it typically uses less energy compared to the comprehensive energy demand throughout the lifecycle of producing and preparing a burger eekay: ?????????????????? eekay: oh eekay: nvm Xylotile: It’s like 100mw to 100kmw or something Xylotile: What Xylotile: ? eekay: misread Xylotile: anyone wanna do Ramadan for a week? Xylotile: @eekay no balls Xylotile: !gpt how do i follow Ramadan FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Following Ramadan involves observing several key practices and traditions that are central to this holy month in Islam. Here’s a general guide on how to follow Ramadan: 1. **Understand the Significance**: Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic lunar calendar and is considered a holy month of fasting, prayer, reflection, and community. It commemorates the first revelation of the Quran to Prophet Muhammad. 2. **Fasting (Sawm)**: - **Timing**: Fasting from dawn (Fajr) until sunset (Maghrib) each day. - **Suhoor**: Before dawn, Muslims eat a pre-fast meal called Suhoor. - **Iftar**: At sunset, the fast is broken with a meal called Iftar. Traditionally, this starts with eating dates and drinking water. - **Rules**: During the fast, abstain from eating, drinking, smoking, and marital relations. It’s also important to avoid sinful behavior such as gossiping or anger. 3. **Prayer (Salat)**: - **Regular Prayers**: Continue with the five daily prayers (Salah). - **Taraweeh**: Special nightly prayers held at the mosque after the Isha prayer. 4. **Reading the Quran**: Many Muslims aim to read the entire Quran during Ramadan. It is a time for increased recitation and reflection on the holy text. 5. **Charity (Zakat and Sadaqah)**: - *
ErfBundy: Being at work till 2 am is humbling ErfBundy: One piece chapters keep me goin Xylotile: L man that sucks Xylotile: U got out now tho eekay: new black mirro season in june eekay: jesse is in it ASlowFatHorsey: World chess championships are not the same without Magneth carlthen eekay: lol yeah feels like minor leagues ASlowFatHorsey: U been keepin up at all? eekay: not so much eekay: doesnt feel as exciting eekay: feels like magnus just let the kids fight for second place ASlowFatHorsey: They both super GMs ASlowFatHorsey: But Ithink Magnus and hikaru are like ultra GMs compared to them eekay: hikaru is a streamer little sapling ASlowFatHorsey: They’ve gone back and forth on a lot of the matches ASlowFatHorsey: He still goes to tournament ASlowFatHorsey: Wee pebble eekay: maybe he can beat magnus by a hair in speed online eekay: but he gets bodied in classical ASlowFatHorsey: Ehh eekay: that was true before he started spending half his time making yt vids eekay: more true noqw ASlowFatHorsey: He has editors he send shit to man eekay: he says it himself ASlowFatHorsey: He just games vivaciously eekay: he spends a lot of time streaming focused eekay: that takes away from practice time ASlowFatHorsey: “Classic AP drunk text” ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah probably but he’s still prolly way better than most people even w/o practice and prep eekay: yeah most definitely a top player maybe top 10 sometimes eekay: but not wc material ASlowFatHorsey: He’s prolly body magus in classical ASlowFatHorsey: Guarantee eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: I’d put a solid 35 tril ASlowFatHorsey: Valence e- eekay: light money eekay: i mean i cant blame hikky eekay: he probably makes 10x as a streamer than a full time player ASlowFatHorsey: Well yeah fs it’s way easier. He also has an irl job I think too eekay: a what? eekay: why ASlowFatHorsey: Like a job he does other than chess and streaming ASlowFatHorsey: Idk y or what but I think I’ve heard that eekay: he must make bank eekay: or theres some other benefits ASlowFatHorsey: Uhh technicnelayy photons don’t have any electrons eekay: yeah but theyu are em waves eekay: idk if u knew that ASlowFatHorsey: 😏😏😏 eekay: ap whats the highest math classes youve taken ASlowFatHorsey: Calc 1 ASlowFatHorsey: Still gotta take up to 3 eekay: lol wtf ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: differential equations? ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think so eekay: good one for some chemistry ASlowFatHorsey: Idrk what I have to take and not take tbh eekay: well have fun wit that ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah I think I’ll have to take p chem and Calc 3 concurrently eekay: p chem ASlowFatHorsey: Physical chemistry eekay: whasts that eekay: like thermo and chemistry> ASlowFatHorsey: Not sure but it’s def got more math I think some Calc 3 concepts in it ASlowFatHorsey: That sound right eekay: eekay: oh you are fucked eekay: thats quantum ASlowFatHorsey: 😎 ASlowFatHorsey: Schrödingers dinger
eekay: oh lol Joguitaro: This eekay: i dont think those are related Joguitaro: Shrug emoticon eekay: nd i tihnk thats mac n cheese Joguitaro: Nuh uh Joguitaro: I typed Ryan gosling cereal into the gif machine! Joguitaro: Cannot be Mac and cheese Joguitaro: !! eekay: o ite eekay: cereal confirmed eekay: good work team eekay: we are putting this mystery together peice by peice Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ok-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-eating-cereal-ryan-ok-and-gif-24052879 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-bonk-grey-alien-caveman-gif-24730095 CaMelon: Elden CRINGE CaMelon: Joguitaro: I’m convinced @CaMelon is actually a closet hipster CaMelon: Original take Joguitaro: Very weird archetype. Diabetic hipster that works out and hates gaming except actually doesn’t and watches jojos CaMelon: Go back to ur daily mobile gaming Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ok-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-eating-cereal-ryan-ok-and-gif-24052879 CaMelon: https://youtu.be/dUDN1d8EoT8 CaMelon: Oh no muh heckin spolerinos CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/wojak-soyboy-omg-yes-omg-oh-my-god-gif-21270967 CaMelon: Elden CRINGE Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-cringe-cringe-oh-no-kimo-kimmo-gif-23168319 CaMelon: @Xylotile make the group image Elden ring spoilers Joguitaro: Cringe CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/byeah-jerma-jerma985-meeting-of-the-byeahs-gta-march-gif-14221033 CaMelon: Elden CRINGW byeaa CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/demons-souls-dark-souls-dark-souls2-dark-souls3-ds1-gif-24707783 Xylotile: Nah that’s not a spoiler lol Xylotile: A boss isn’t a spoiler Xylotile: Unless the boss was like your best friend that turned evil Joguitaro: Yes it is you dunce Xylotile: Go touch some grass if you actually think it is lol Joguitaro: Go be gay somewhere else Joguitaro: Homo Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/no-maidens-megamind-no-bitches-meme-gif-24995150 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey how’s that a spoiler CaMelon: It’s not eekay: Camel is an uncliseted hipster eekay: very open about it CaMelon: @Joguitaro is a closeted mobile gamer and everyone knows it! ASlowFatHorsey: Have you guys ever played a souls like like ever before elden ring? ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz if u have ud know that bosses are most fuckin definitely spoilers eekay: but what do u know about it eekay: from the gif Joguitaro: I wanna be surprised when I see a boss if I see it in a gif it takes away from me organically finding it and seeing it for the first time
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Joguitaro: They did try to ban alcohol that’s what prohibition was Xylotile: No shit Xylotile: Regard Xylotile: Retard eekay: affect for the verb effect for the noun Joguitaro: It did not go well tho Xylotile: Stfu Xylotile: Because it was so commonly used Xylotile: I think cocaine was easily banned because it wasn’t as common Joguitaro: @Xylotile kill yourself you have no valentine Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sigh-facepalm-stressed-disappointed-bored-gif-17570669 Joguitaro: Become part of the statistic Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: Online gambling shouldn’t be allowed Xylotile: Too easy for children to use eekay: my point is just that cigarettes are worse than weed ine very possible way Joguitaro: You shouldn’t be allowed to type. Too easy for you to post your shit take Joguitaro: Smh Xylotile: Sure it’s addictive but you can function off cigarettes Xylotile: You can drive a car after using cigarettes Xylotile: You cannot with weed Xylotile: I mean you could Xylotile: But you are 100% impaired Joguitaro: Cigarettes should be banned though solely based on cringe ASlowFatHorsey: Ok but no one drives when they are high Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: Yeah… totally ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly more accidents with cigarette smokers than weed smokers eekay: why does that matter Xylotile: Just like people don’t drive when they are drunk eekay: lol ap are you trolling Xylotile: Absolutely false eekay: its irrelevant if thats true it says nothing Xylotile: Nicotine isn’t banned cuz of lobbyist right Xylotile: Or w/e they called eekay: i think so ASlowFatHorsey: Thé only part of his argument that said that weed was worse than cigs was that u can not smoke weed and drive eekay: and youre saying that cigarettes impair you for driving more than weed? eekay: thats wrong eekay: and also xylotile's point is not important anyways Xylotile: ^ eekay: weather you can live 100% of your life on a drug doesnt affect if it should be legal Xylotile: My point is that weed is worse than cigarettes eekay: dont do week before you drive dont drink before you drive Xylotile: Impairment wise Xylotile: But yeah nicotine should be banned ASlowFatHorsey: Of course not eekay: then why did you say it?? ASlowFatHorsey: I didnt eekay: evil twin??? ASlowFatHorsey: I just said that people don’t drive as much when they smoke weed ASlowFatHorsey: That’s why I think that there are more accident with people who smoke cigs ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz they obv don’t have any laws against it first of all eekay: do you think that there is any kind of logical conclusion to make from that?? eekay: its probably true but you see how eekay: what you said means nothing to anything eekay: not just this discussion but to any discussion Xylotile: Egay shut up brah Xylotile: Ur annoying ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah Xylotile: You don’t want to argue ASlowFatHorsey: Idk what ur trying to say here Xylotile: You just say our points are stupid Xylotile: We all agree Xylotile: Nicotine bad eekay: yeah maybe its a clue retard ASlowFatHorsey: Think ur just spewing shit for no reason Xylotile: Weed good eekay: this is fucking insane ASlowFatHorsey: Ur getting way to angry lol
eekay: lots of improvement in 2 months? ASlowFatHorsey: Could be ASlowFatHorsey: Youd prolly never know ASlowFatHorsey: Is my point eekay: thats right buddy eekay: i have 2 exams tomorrow ive not studied very much ASlowFatHorsey: Niceu eekay: pretty badeu ASlowFatHorsey: What kind of exams eekay: one is computer science which i should be able to do ok on but the other is speecha nd hes gone over a ton of shit i havent looked at ASlowFatHorsey: Gj lol ASlowFatHorsey: Tbh id prolly be the same way for that class eekay: i really really hate it ASlowFatHorsey: Seems kinda yikes eekay: so unbeleivably pointless eekay: it is ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah seems like you would hate it alot huh eekay: it is online so i dont have to deal with presenting for a class eekay: i just post my speeches to youtube eekay: but its really garbage ASlowFatHorsey: Ooo i gotta check this out eekay: theyre unlisted so if you can find a link be my guest eekay: do you think gragas is similair to swain ASlowFatHorsey: Not really eekay: i kinda see it ASlowFatHorsey: There both ap males eekay: kinda lane buylly, kind of teamfighter, kinda scaler ASlowFatHorsey: Thats it eekay: but gragas is a bit bruisery like swain in his r and can sustain in lane with passive eekay: and he scales really ahrd ASlowFatHorsey: Ig but there kits are not the same at all eekay: obivcously eekay: i mean playstyle eekay: strengths and weaknesses ASlowFatHorsey: Then yeah sure they are pretty similar Xylotile: What y’all bitching about man eekay: can u not read you fucking moron Xylotile: Waawaaa bad champions are good nkw Xylotile: Shut up silver players Xylotile: You don’t know the game Xylotile: Why are you complaining eekay: wahh wahh adc's are so weak Xylotile: I know more than you Xylotile: Everyone also agrees Xylotile: Dumbfuck eekay: well at least ik what the primary colors are eekay: id say worth Xylotile: Nice bait man Xylotile: Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: 😬 Xylotile: CAM YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: Swear it gets better by the 300th episode guys Xylotile: Did I tell you guys a guy I know from a club got top 100 on over watch? Xylotile: @Joguitaro do you like one piece? Joguitaro: Yep Xylotile: I’ll give you one piece of advice, go get some bitches eekay: 😬 😬 Joguitaro: @Xylotile ? Xylotile: Can you not read Joguitaro: I ain’t ever see you with any bitches Xylotile: U stupid? Joguitaro: You stupid? Xylotile: That wasn’t the topic subject Joguitaro: I got all sorts of bitches Xylotile: Imagine dorming with the sluttiest girl in dorm history Xylotile: And playing video games on a Saturday afternoon Xylotile: And night Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: What are you talking about lmao Xylotile: Is your tic eekay: what on earth are you on about Xylotile: Question marking eekay: ur sucha weirdo man Xylotile: You should be swimming in pussy when you’re dorming st Newman lol
eekay: 2 silvers > 1gold dick ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: and i got a gold at sectionals eekay: juicy J's pride and joy ASlowFatHorsey: idk about gold dicks but maybe a gold medal ASlowFatHorsey: True Xylotile: what if your spouse wants a wedding Xylotile: would you cave eekay: it would take some serious compromise eekay: im not totally opposed to some kind of celebration Xylotile: you want some sloppy sloppy? Xylotile: for wedding eekay: but im not standing in front of a priest or kissing in front of a crowd ASlowFatHorsey: Camera shy? Xylotile: lol eekay: yes ill get a boner eekay: why would you want a wedding? ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: with you yeah ASlowFatHorsey: 😢 Xylotile: if it was up to me i would probably opt for a small one Xylotile: maybe like 50ish people eekay: tf??? Xylotile: if that’s small idk eekay: that is twice what i would consider small ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that’s pretty small eekay: seriously? Xylotile: 50 is definitely not a large wedding Xylotile: man you got yo family Xylotile: her family ASlowFatHorsey: Nah compared to a normal wedding these days 50 is fairly small Xylotile: your friends Xylotile: her friends eekay: ill only date orphans eekay: cut costs Xylotile: you got the league boys eekay: would you have a priest there eekay: with a bible and everything eekay: a minister? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe a sexy boat captain eekay: shit i forgot they can do that eekay: just get captain to call down an orbital strike eekay: marriage drone press e on it ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Captain has that power to marry you and huntress eekay: and the ring is a runalds band eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Explosive wedding ASlowFatHorsey: U may now kiss the ballistic missile eekay: how much is a ""small"" wedding like that ASlowFatHorsey: Well depends how how far u go but prolly like 20-30k ASlowFatHorsey: Plus a ballistic missile prolly isn’t cheap eekay: just to signal for peopel you dont see for years eekay: just to show other people how happy u are eekay: you people are fucking bonkers ASlowFatHorsey: Well if it’s a small wedding I don’t think u are inviting people like that eekay: half the people you probably have never met from your partner's side eekay: and you probably dont rfequently talk to a significant portion of your family that you invite eekay: so you have a fraction of your family and the friends you invite ASlowFatHorsey: Well I’d hope I’d have met ur partners friends eekay: some of them probably ASlowFatHorsey: At least a decent amount of them eekay: does this matter? ASlowFatHorsey: Yea? Cuz they are important to ur partner and that’s good enough eekay: you shouldnt have to show off for anybody now matter how well u know them ASlowFatHorsey: It’s not about showing off it’s just celebrating urselves ASlowFatHorsey: And asking for people to join in eekay: and you need to spend tens or thousands of dollars to throw a fun party ASlowFatHorsey: But that isn’t to say that it isn’t like that for everyone ASlowFatHorsey: Some people be cringe like that eekay: cringe like what> ASlowFatHorsey: That they throw a wedding to show off to others
Xylotile: !gpt does the first lady have any jurisdiction FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The First Lady of the United States does not have any official government jurisdiction or formal powers. The role is not defined by law or the Constitution, and it doesn’t involve legislative or executive authority. However, the First Lady can have significant influence through soft power, public advocacy, and initiatives that she chooses to support. Many First Ladies have used their position to champion specific causes or issues, such as education, health care, military family support, or literacy programs, often working in collaboration with various organizations and government agencies. While she may influence public opinion and policy indirectly, the First Lady’s role is primarily ceremonial and supportive. Xylotile: !gpt did the US have a president that died in a bathtub FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: No, the United States never had a president who died in a bathtub. This is a common myth often associated with President William Howard Taft. While Taft was known for his large size and did have a custom bathtub installed in the White House, he did not die in a bathtub. He lived many years after his presidency, serving as Chief Justice of the United States from 1921 until his death in 1930. Xylotile: did you guys know JFK was worth 1.1bil adjusting for inflation Xylotile: bro was richhhhh eekay: Xylotile: not even close eekay: https://tenor.com/view/done-over-it-fall-on-the-ground-home-gif-5333770 Xylotile: how long did u work on it nonstop? eekay: since i woke up Xylotile: bro what the fuck did u have to do jesus eekay: break for take car but Xylotile: when did they assign it eekay: semantics Xylotile: lol it was def assigned at the beginning of the year eekay: like a month ago yeah eekay: i thought i still had weeks though i just lost track of it Xylotile: egay do you think s2 of servernce is better than the first eekay: i realized that it was due the day after the exam on the day before the exam eekay: and that there were questions abotu the project on the exam so eekay: im not sure ill have to wtch it all Xylotile: how many eps have u watched eekay: nmot sure 4 maybe eekay: less Xylotile: the thing holy shit Xylotile: its been so long Xylotile: ||i see no ending to serverance|| Xylotile: ||i cant fucking guess|| ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1329276024076243015/image0.gif eekay: doing gnomer now oh shit oh fuck eekay: eekay: hey look at that Xylotile: Holy shit Xylotile: Did you finish gnome eekay: yeah eekay: ive never takena mage portal how do they work Xylotile: Right click it Xylotile: You need to be in the party eekay: the orgrimmar to undercity journmey is soul draining eekay: i fucking hate orgrimmar eekay: oh it was raid attendance check eekay: thats why org was poppin Xylotile: i think hc is dead Xylotile: i dont see anyone questing anymore eekay: wdym anymore Xylotile: no one is at brill eekay: everybody high level ur the only still still running around in brill FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/gTMre7Pd3Du.gif eekay: lol Xylotile: lol Xylotile: @eekay whats ur gpu usage rn Xylotile: im literally at 80%
eekay: thucka eekay: also projection to the max Xylotile: I think the guy playing music was being disrespectful Xylotile: Classic wrenchbreaker: @Xylotile do you still play valorant Xylotile: Sometimes yeah wrenchbreaker: do you feel like there are 2-4 maps you get way more than any others? ASlowFatHorsey: @wrenchbreaker try out for MI godamit wrenchbreaker: whats that wrenchbreaker: oh wrenchbreaker: marching illini ASlowFatHorsey: Yessir ASlowFatHorsey: Love to see y’a gamin in the MI ASlowFatHorsey: It’s fun! eekay: ? Joguitaro: That was an advertisement for the MI you can’t trick me ErfBundy: Faxual # Xylotile: Yeah icebox Xylotile: I’ve been getting the new maps a lot more eekay: random selections rarely feel random eekay: ipod music shuffle used to be random but people complained about repeat songs or patterns so theyc hanged it to not be random wrenchbreaker: same wrenchbreaker: i was wondering if they adjust map pick rates to artificially maintain 50% wr ErfBundy: I hate Spotify because they have like a “smart shuffle” thing that plays songs you listen a lot to more often then songs you don’t listen to a lot ErfBundy: Ends up burying songs you haven’t heard in a while in your playlist eekay: everything is a smart shuffle nowadays or ppl complain eekay: you right though thats probably the worst thing about youtrube eekay: if you find a new song they will suggest it to you constantly and compelte forget old ones ErfBundy: I don’t mind it but when I have songs that I don’t hear for actual months that’s a problem eekay: well it must work or it would change eekay: the algorithm knows all eekay: all hail the algorithm Xylotile: Huh???? Joguitaro: Auntie wang 😎 eekay: i will never understand who comes up with these scam bot scripts eekay: what planet are these people from ErfBundy: Bro I just heard a streamer say eekay and it like startled me eekay: lol why he say it ErfBundy: Like reading subs or follows or something ErfBundy: I was just startled is all eekay: lol eekay: xqc has this sniper on mario kart whos called ethan and sometimes he just starts flaming the fuck out of him and it scares me eekay: like xqc is on third monitor and im doing homework and i just hear "FUCK YOU ETHAN GET A JOB YOU LOSER" and im like damn bro ErfBundy: Dude it’s a sign ErfBundy: Bro I’m for real bout to like go find a siege team on some sketchy forum I’m so like wanting to play the game again ErfBundy: I’m like craving gaming bad it’s not even funny rn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dallas-buyers-club-dallas-buyers-club-gifs-matthew-mc-conaughey-addiction-help-gif-8603966 eekay: good moview ErfBundy: I do need it man eekay: go do some sports man eekay: get some meat on yo bones eekay: or get yo meat on a bone 😳 ErfBundy: Nah dude I need esports man ErfBundy: My sports career is finito ErfBundy: Gotta get my esports career running ErfBundy: Might have to reignite the smash career eekay: oh eekay: so youre down bad bad ErfBundy: 1 professional win under my belt eekay: chess ErfBundy: Nah too dumb ErfBundy: Need higher IQ game
ErfBundy: Yeah but once you understand it there isn’t much too it ErfBundy: Like smash you have a VERY limited move set eekay: i do not understand how you cna say that ErfBundy: Like tekken each button has like 8 different versions ErfBundy: Of attack eekay: the video was literally an hour of explaining his moves ErfBundy: Because of how different his kit is ErfBundy: Steve has def more complex than most smash characters ErfBundy: But eekay: i suppose ErfBundy: A lot of smash characters it’s pretty limited ErfBundy: So like for tekken the four different attacks are different for up down left right up-right down-right down-left and up-left ErfBundy: Compared to smash just being side up and down ErfBundy: And tekken also mixes in some quarter circles and shit too on top of that ErfBundy: There’s also multi button presses and it just gets insane eekay: sounds a bit stoopid eekay: but you prolly know whats goin on better than me eekay: and im makin bank in forsen's stream ASlowFatHorsey: I think if we want to create thrust on our cum ship we just need to get people who have never nutted there entire lives ASlowFatHorsey: At least the speed of light Xylotile: At least Xylotile: When we irl gaming Xylotile: Ek are you gonna get tested? ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ASlowFatHorsey: Should I respond? eekay: who that ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds pretty rich ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly bot eekay: def message ASlowFatHorsey: For science eekay: yk what eekay: might just get perma banned today ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: It has been done eekay: im currently afking when i still have timers ive heard that show you get banned eekay: but when im playing jg and its 4/15 eekay: we dont ff so eekay: what else am i gonna do ASlowFatHorsey: You have an actual problem eekay: yes eekay: im weak willed eekay: i dont wanna lpay games like thatit is bad for you eekay: it is literally bad for my mental health eekay: i cant do it ASlowFatHorsey: If you are leaving games like you are now it seems like you are having more fun not playing the game Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey I got the same text lol eekay: ap u dumb as hell eekay: i play the games i have fun in eekay: i dont play games i dont have fun Xylotile: Ek Xylotile: Are you gonna eekay: there is no unfun Xylotile: Get Xylotile: Covid Xylotile: Tested eekay: not unless i get sick ASlowFatHorsey: Ummm Joguitaro: That’s not how this works Joguitaro: Retard eekay: why not Xylotile: Any updated on what other people? ASlowFatHorsey: Ever heard of asymptotic ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz it’s real Xylotile: It’s liberal propaganda ASlowFatHorsey: 40 % of COVID pop is asymptotic eekay: ok so say im tested positive eekay: what they gon tell me to do eekay: quarantine? ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: i cant leave my dorm i dont have the key to get back in eekay: alreadu quarantining eekay: literally ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah but we want to hang out retard eekay: and there is no in person calsses eekay: so
Xylotile: is it bc im brown? Xylotile: !dalle women with glue spilled on her face but shes happy and make the glue a little clear ASlowFatHorsey: Yea FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-5gY5LzEEdKB0r8VlDHs8pn66.png?st=2024-05-13T17%3A19%3A44Z&se=2024-05-13T19%3A19%3A44Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-12T23%3A31%3A38Z&ske=2024-05-13T23%3A31%3A38Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=ZinpqXnxKI7wKMD%2BBAt1wpxa%2BeT8%2BmAk6ERXPVDdTPU%3D ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus ASlowFatHorsey: This chat eekay: !dalle femboy FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-QEhASS5kaUSecJ6LJt82EGmv.png?st=2024-05-13T17%3A21%3A32Z&se=2024-05-13T19%3A21%3A32Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-13T13%3A27%3A57Z&ske=2024-05-14T13%3A27%3A57Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=v3Oxzp1IWY5eXjFXzQRNcC0NfnFkZ7aOsZ2kbQV5Xxo%3D
Xylotile: legit 0 minutes Xylotile: u start at level 10 eekay: i would like to do some endgame content though but me and ap seem to be the only ones who want to Xylotile: noooo lets just hit 60 for ap and tiggy Xylotile: legit 1 scholo run gets level 60 Joguitaro: i simply do not want to play my priest anymore lol eekay: yeah thats what im sayibng Xylotile: just get on pls pls Xylotile: @Joguitaro legit 30 more minutes then u can play whatever man Joguitaro: grrrrrrrrr Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 73 minutes. Xylotile: it's decided eekay: !dalle outer wilds FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-Gc63NoDCKXWmArVrJpNt9C8k.png?st=2024-10-16T22%3A05%3A48Z&se=2024-10-17T00%3A05%3A48Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-16T19%3A59%3A07Z&ske=2024-10-17T19%3A59%3A07Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=qhAI275w/sWM4lIouiUFByhoQ60brk0GA%2BrwVel66MQ%3D Joguitaro: !dallen outer wilds the video game FriggBot2000: command '!dallen' not recognized Joguitaro: !dalle outer wilds the video game FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-Ll6Q73jvyRurny4UceJ4Syow.png?st=2024-10-16T22%3A06%3A42Z&se=2024-10-17T00%3A06%3A42Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-10-16T19%3A20%3A57Z&ske=2024-10-17T19%3A20%3A57Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=kTJBjYYBMYqE6TTqLcs6l91kVNgRPyEW4/CfBggP57Q%3D
ASlowFatHorsey: jellied did i ever tell you how fucken hilarious you are CaMelon: I havent seen that one yet ASlowFatHorsey: jkjkjkjkjk wgmn ASlowFatHorsey: is the second ep if you interested ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon CaMelon: ingit CaMelon: @ErfBundy u ded Xylotile: Who is usually black and blue? Xylotile: For among us CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey is black CaMelon: idk who is blue Xylotile: Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey want to explain something bruder? CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey dang shawty nice head ASlowFatHorsey: 🐛 ASlowFatHorsey: dude that was quick ASlowFatHorsey: already among us porn Joguitaro: Well among us has been out for like 2 years lol eekay: We at job boys eekay: Xylotile: Pog Xylotile: What’s the pay eekay: The guy wanted to take me through an open problem on an eiu site and he's just been looking at stack overflow for an hour eekay: idk the pay I never asked eekay: I assume I will get money Xylotile: Lol Xylotile: $50 an hour eekay: That's a lot right eekay: I don't even know when I work CaMelon: @eekay wow bro using Mac?? Is this a hipster I see??!? !?? eekay: Not my choice eekay: Trust me eekay: And I'm working on a virtual windows machine so eekay: I'm way out of my league though eekay: Steep fuckin learning curve CaMelon: Woah a putty terminal?!? #HipsterAlert CaMelon: 🚨 eekay: Wtf does that mean eekay: Why u so mad camel CaMelon: I’m not mad u mad hipster CaMelon: Using Mac and a putty terminal CaMelon: 🚨 Hipster 🚨 Alert 🚨 eekay: Camel so mad lol CaMelon: Lol I wish hipster, stay mad. CaMelon: CaMelon: Ek ded he died of anger eekay: 💀 Xylotile: We ain’t gaming tb right? Xylotile: Tn* eekay: yeah we're gamin on tuberculosis Xylotile: Pog CaMelon: C’est possible Joguitaro: no gamings? Xylotile: I want to but if you dont want to or you dont have the time then we shouldnt Xylotile: i feel bad asking everyday lol Joguitaro: i know i want gamings CaMelon: Yea I gotta study for a test tomorrow jakecrewa: Ethan did you shower for your new job ASlowFatHorsey: @jakecrewa what do you think ASlowFatHorsey: Obviously he stored some fluids in his pituitary for later usage ASlowFatHorsey: Nice altruism hat eekay: altruism hat lol eekay: also @jakecrewa eekay: these are linux people do you think they shower for their job ASlowFatHorsey: Good natured son b-word jakecrewa: Ethans balls have to smell like birds nest soup eekay: ethan balls smell like a fucking bed bath and beyond Xylotile: gracie gamings? Xylotile: gamings? jakecrewa: It smells bed bath and beyond fucking disgusting eekay: tell that to ur mom eekay: she didnt seem to mind it jakecrewa: How would a dead woman know what your balls smell like Xylotile: ouija board eekay: ^^ ASlowFatHorsey: 🐎 🍑
eekay: you made nobody angrey eekay: and now youre banned Xylotile: wait no i watched the game lol eekay: gj ErfBundy: lol its not a big deal ErfBundy: ill get the account back and we will be back in buisness eekay: ur just gonna get permad ErfBundy: ok ErfBundy: works for me lol eekay: it deosnt eekay: ur gonna get a new account eekay: and put more oney into it ErfBundy: i just said it works for me eekay: cuase ur an addict ErfBundy: how do you knwo it doesnt ErfBundy: if i get permad i would quit thats a fact ErfBundy: not worth at that point ErfBundy: valoratn timeeeee eekay: i dont beleive that ErfBundy: why ErfBundy: if i get permad then there is no reason to play lol i might as well just play something else ErfBundy: like siege or some shit eekay: theres already no reason to play ErfBundy: i mean its fun ErfBundy: but like not end of world if i cant play eekay: playing on another account wouldnt be fun? ErfBundy: eh just not worth going through the effort of making one lol ErfBundy: also when i make an actual pc im probably gonna retire from league and move back to fps games ErfBundy: more fun eekay: yeah aioght man ErfBundy: i jsut liek fps more just no real way to play them rn besides ps4 eekay: should i start playing seige again Xylotile: NO Xylotile: YOURE BAD eekay: i dont know anything about like the last 10 ops that came out Xylotile: oops caps eekay: half the maps i remember got reworked eekay: did u know u can invite poepl by draggint heir names from the right ErfBundy: they arent that hard to memorize Xylotile: wait is ranked down eekay: no but learning how to play around them takes time eekay: and learning the maps eekay: @Xylotile yes Xylotile: when ErfBundy: hoenstluy ek most reworked maps play pretty similar ErfBundy: pretty similar callouts just revamped eekay: i liked old favela eekay: i miss it eekay: or i liked playing it since it got removed like house eekay: all time best map any game Xylotile: mw2 favela is better eekay: shit eekay: ia ctually never played a cod multiplayer except for mw1 ErfBundy: damn ErfBundy: black ops games were best Xylotile: bo2 was the shit Xylotile: and mw2 Xylotile: i didnt really like bo1 multiplayer very much Xylotile: zombies was cracked Xylotile: @eekay when did ranked go down Xylotile: b/c i played an hour ago eekay: like 10 min after u started ur game Xylotile: lol w eekay: im sure the bug was still happening when u played eekay: u just got lucky Xylotile: what bg eekay: idk eekay: whatever the bug is eekay: the reaosn they stopped rank u dunce Xylotile: i thought it just went down Xylotile: didnt know there was a bug eekay: did you think the servers were on lucnh bgreak???? Xylotile: just down eekay: read the fuckin message by the play button you moron Xylotile: im not on Xylotile: dipshit eekay: ok well servers dont just go down for no reason unannounced eekay: and if they do they dont just shut down ranked Xylotile: sometimes they do
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok dude eekay: lol eekay: ic ant even keep count 0of all my second places ASlowFatHorsey: Nice gold medals eekay: i have golds eekay: well i have 1 eekay: 3 second places 1 one first eekay: thats the sum of my wyse career eekay: not bad all in all eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey would you like to feel pain right now ASlowFatHorsey: Uhhh eekay: gotcha here you go eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: Ahhh ASlowFatHorsey: Xmas ASlowFatHorsey: Did ASlowFatHorsey: X ASlowFatHorsey: D ASlowFatHorsey: Xd ASlowFatHorsey: D ASlowFatHorsey: D ASlowFatHorsey: Dd ASlowFatHorsey: Dxxx ASlowFatHorsey: C ASlowFatHorsey: X ASlowFatHorsey: X ASlowFatHorsey: C ASlowFatHorsey: We good now eekay: are you trying to get it off ur screen lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: eekay: yw ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah really funny dude ASlowFatHorsey: I really shouldn’t be up this late I have class in the morning ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t give a fuck eekay: i have a class at 11 eekay: thats my earliest ASlowFatHorsey: At 10 eekay: oh and i tihnk theres a quiz ASlowFatHorsey: I have a lot to do tomorrow eekay: and i havent done corrections for the last one eekay: yeah kind same eekay: but w/e ASlowFatHorsey: Gmn eekay: ek and ap at 130 in the morning eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Faxxx ASlowFatHorsey: Getting creamed in smash eekay: cheated eekay: host advantage eekay: it was on ur switch ASlowFatHorsey: Host WiFi tho ASlowFatHorsey: Nice home advantage ASlowFatHorsey: Lag switching ASlowFatHorsey: Going to lie ASlowFatHorsey: Rob not op at all eekay: lol eekay: fucking robert abuser ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Camel dude looking kinda hirable ASlowFatHorsey: Cracked even eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: That pretty good ASlowFatHorsey: Pinned a message. eekay: shouldve occured to me sooner eekay: theres a lot of potential in my images folder at this point ASlowFatHorsey: Frags jakecrewa: Pinned a message. jakecrewa: @eekay the hat stays on 24/7 eekay: it better Xylotile: yooo that kled picture is legendary Xylotile: Changed the channel icon. Xylotile: oh fuck Xylotile: my bad eekay: nice one Xylotile: i tried unmuting Xylotile: sorry eekay: you wont be able to see it that small Xylotile: i didnt add it eekay: oh Xylotile: i just clicked "remove icon" by accident Xylotile: instead of unmuting eekay: @CaMelon put back eekay: stupid place to put that button Xylotile: CAM Xylotile: YEAH Xylotile: LOVE YOU GOODNIGHT Xylotile: Xylotile: time to drop class? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey what u think brudder
eekay: that guy is really cautious with his cylinders Xylotile: He hasn’t replied? eekay: no "he said the only classes i could get would be half semester classes and then asked why i had to be full time" Xylotile: I think it changes a lot of things if ur not full time Xylotile: Are you taking loans eekay: yes Xylotile: Ohh he asked why you had to be full time Xylotile: I think loans have clauses about full time students Xylotile: Honestly I wouldn’t fuck with it Xylotile: We should take a class together lol Joguitaro: yeah def just be full time eekay: yeah that was my impression but he seems to be questioning it eekay: well ill be signing up for a quarter semester class and it has to have some relevance to my degree or it wont get approved Joguitaro: i wont cap warrior feels good idk what ap was talking about smh eekay: half semester i mean eekay: nooo wait for the group eekay: or make a new one when we switch Joguitaro: i just wanna sod my pants Xylotile: How are you graduating in 2 years if dropping a class makes you a part time student FriggBot2000: new video from femboy fishing: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ra0_iU7Y5c eekay: lol eekay: does that answer your question Xylotile: Loaded 🤔 eekay: eekay: frigbots finest moment eekay: but anyways the class isnt needed to graduate i just took it cause they tolld me to pick an extra class that sounded interesting Xylotile: How many classes do you have left eekay: this semester? Xylotile: Entire defeee Xylotile: Degree Xylotile: Ohhh are u taking an elective eekay: i mean i dont need this class to graduate if thats what you mean Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/marajtwt-lil-baby-counting-money-gif-26120045 Xylotile: I’m up 100 on nvda right now eekay: wydm 100 eekay: 100% eekay: ? Xylotile: Nope $100 Joguitaro: any gaymers? Xylotile: I can in like 30 Xylotile: Except on your priest I guess eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey so gaming today or what??? Xylotile: Please please please eekay: ^ eekay: https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-agnes-despicable-me-according-gif-14938276 Xylotile: Tigs what u playing Joguitaro: my warrior Xylotile: Human? Joguitaro: ye Xylotile: Lvl? Joguitaro: 11 Xylotile: Bruh Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 433 minutes. eekay: goddamnit eekay: how taylor gonna be underleveled on the main and still starts a new character before we all ready ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rugby-yay-gif-3156747878755757137 eekay: questing questing ASlowFatHorsey: Is everyone sodding there shit got alliance on there dick? Xylotile: for a seocnd Xylotile: we all switching back to horde eekay: i have my character made thats it ASlowFatHorsey: Ok good eekay: taylor is in a bfd run on his human warrior rn ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz I uh was wondering erm ASlowFatHorsey: If we could ASlowFatHorsey: Uh
Xylotile: Lol you neeed to be banned for that eekay: i told team to report me Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: I think that’s the most satisfying thing to hear eekay: i just have no idea where i can stand with jax eekay: his damage is just ridiculous Xylotile: When you’re teammate knows they did really bad eekay: i fucking hate toplaners Xylotile: You early poke him eekay: no i fucking dont Xylotile: Rush seekers eekay: he e q's on me and outdamages eekay: he outdamages me at every stage eekay: and outranges me eekay: becuase hes an assasin eekay: and heals full hp on every auto eekay: i played like a money cause im not used to laning vs jax but like still eekay: we cna agree the champ is fucking stupid eekay: do you guys ever be watchin league videos and you try to pilot the camera in the video jakecrewa: That’s very INTP of you eekay: intp-autism eekay: jc when u gettin on that ranked grind jakecrewa: I vowed to never play that game again eekay: i saw a study that said if ur bad at league ur gay and stupid trololololololololololololololololo eekay: jc what were some books we got in schobo a lot Xylotile: No eekay: ok sry Xylotile: Wait do guys who are paralyzed from the waist down get erections? Xylotile: Does it work? eekay: i dont think so eekay: its part of the nervous system eekay: and muscles have to dilate blood vessels to let the blood flow into ur dick jakecrewa: There’s a lot but nothing stands out more than things fall apart - your go to literary response lmao Xylotile: What?? Xylotile: Jc big words bad Xylotile: Little words good jakecrewa: I actually agree Xylotile: What are you trying to say jakecrewa: People that use big words are less intelligent. A more intelligent person is able to relate concepts better using smaller words Xylotile: @eekay i was in a club meeting earlier and someone brought up sneaky's stream as an example for sponsorship and i typed "love his cosplays" Xylotile: only 1 person got it 😦 Xylotile: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? jakecrewa: Bro are you retarded lmao ek asked me a question right above Xylotile: okay you're just trying to bait Xylotile: OHHHH Xylotile: MY BAD jakecrewa: And where am i baiting Xylotile: by making no sense Xylotile: dogshit Xylotile: Xylotile: this lowkey might be worth jakecrewa: You can make bank from plasma Xylotile: ooohhh Xylotile: her passive is called plasma lol eekay: do anybody remember that time i dropped my kindle in chem eekay: and it was loud as fuck so everybody looked at me and was quiet eekay: and i just looked at it for a second and said fuck at normal speaking volume Xylotile: yes totally Xylotile: hahaha eekay: are you being mean Xylotile: no eekay: oh eekay: yeah i thought keating was gonna yell at me but he dgaf eekay: dude these lunar beast skins are so dogshit eekay: like its crazy Joguitaro: kinda true Xylotile: theyre the best skins in aw hile Xylotile: what are you on Xylotile: aphe Xylotile: cho Xylotile: dar Xylotile: fiora
ASlowFatHorsey: oh nvm Xylotile: yall think we're getting sent home early? Xylotile: i think if its gonna happen Xylotile: its gonna happen in at least 2 weeks ASlowFatHorsey: yeah definitely Xylotile: they're not really counting this week b/c its expected that there are so many new cases Xylotile: last week* ASlowFatHorsey: it wont last long def Xylotile: wym eekay: Would you guys just go full online eekay: Or take a break year ASlowFatHorsey: being on campus] Xylotile: i think everyone is going to go fully online ASlowFatHorsey: ill chill online] Xylotile: b/c you prolly cant get refunded stuff ASlowFatHorsey: yeah eekay: I'm so bad at online I might just take a break of we got kicked Xylotile: ion know about that ek eekay: What eekay: Why jakecrewa: I agree with ek I have online ADD eekay: Yup CaMelon: Yea this online shid sucks ASlowFatHorsey: ehh i dont think its too bad i like that you can do most of the shit whenever you want as long as its before the due date eekay: I think that is bad for me eekay: No particular moment are you forced to do any work it just has to get done at some point eekay: So I never HAVE to choose to work unless it's due in 5 minutes CaMelon: Teachers give minimal effort eekay: just saw chase bosler on the stairs eekay: i think hes living on the girls side of the dorms CaMelon: Wouldn’t be surprised XD eekay: lol jkjk CaMelon: My teacher live-streaming on YouTube what a gamer eekay: tell him to use twitch eekay: get those donos CaMelon: Lol CaMelon: It’s an unlisted link CaMelon: I don’t think you can do unlisted streams on twitch CaMelon: Bruh he’s afk eekay: @everyone eekay: t1 started his unranked to chall top eekay: first day is today Xylotile: Yeah I saw that Xylotile: I think it will be easier than jg tbh eekay: same Xylotile: If he plays like Jax or ire Xylotile: Not Quinn or some bullshit like that eekay: he playin darius eekay: it will be interesting eekay: cause on adc he canc ry about weakestr role if he gets outplayed Xylotile: I’m bout to hit up this baddie tho Xylotile: Exactly eekay: and on jg he needs his team to have brain eekay: but top lane island eekay: totally cut off Xylotile: Xylotile: am i stupid or do you guys know what this means Xylotile: i searched it up and it seems to ask which of my social identities are most noticeable Joguitaro: Tf does that even mean Joguitaro: Are you schizophrenic or something? Lol Xylotile: what Joguitaro: Bruh Joguitaro: You stupid Xylotile: how Joguitaro: Nevermind Joguitaro: Negative IQ Xylotile: ??? Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/pepe-smiling-green-frog-clap-clapping-gif-15400349 eekay: are you high taylor eekay: for real Xylotile: @eekay do you know what this kid is talking about Joguitaro: Social identities as in having multiple personality’s meaning schizophrenia Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/clown-fool-dummy-clowns-clownery-gif-14630630
Xylotile: Hmm to even it out you guys have to help us with the quests you guys did Xylotile: That seems fair ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: I think it’s faster long term cuz we’ll be overleveled for the quests we are in eekay: thats not a punishment lol Xylotile: As a group ASlowFatHorsey: Fine with thar Xylotile: We’ll breeze past the ones we got Xylotile: Ok I can get on in 20 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: Tiggy? eekay: @Joguitaro ? Joguitaro: i can game Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 220 minutes. eekay: . Joguitaro: don't care Joguitaro: i just wanna be in call and game Xylotile: What eekay: u said 20 Xylotile: Man I showering Xylotile: Maybe like 20 Xylotile: 10* Xylotile: Gotta set pc up eekay: shower. Xylotile: ErfBundy: https://x.com/dexerto/status/1736912546450268419?s=46&t=cMz47ECLlq1or9JlEMEdSg eekay: yall done the ogre quest eekay: @yall eekay: @Xylotile Xylotile: no Xylotile: we'll let you know dw eekay: sent that 10 minutes ago Xylotile: well we still not on it 🙂 eekay: ok! eekay: od you guys have all nameplates on? Xylotile: yeah eekay: think i need to Xylotile: wait all? idk eekay: i have none on eekay: thats prolly wrong Xylotile: yeah regular keybind is v eekay: https://tenor.com/view/classic-tbc-tbc-classic-wow-tbc-classic-warcraft-gif-21628335 Xylotile: egay we coming back at 11 to do orge Xylotile: :)\ eekay: ok! eekay: ill be at the orgy Xylotile: Kk Xylotile: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/jonathan-majors-trial-verdict-1235759607/amp/ kangs cooked eekay: who Xylotile: He was supposed to be the new thanos eekay: avengers saved eekay: @Joguitaro still in loch modan? Joguitaro: yes eekay: ok... Xylotile: He lying ASlowFatHorsey: Well dez nutz are lying on ur chin Xylotile: My ass got a 79.75 in a class Xylotile: Surely it will be rounded up Xylotile: Time to kiss some booty in my email Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 144 minutes. Xylotile: tiggy? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ? eekay: orgy? Xylotile: orgy time eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: cant do without ap he gets a crazy engraving ASlowFatHorsey: Can in 13 ASlowFatHorsey: Min eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sleep-go-to-bed-goodnight-gif-25461317 Xylotile: ur going to bed? Xylotile: just wait 13 mins brudda eekay: no im eepy eekay: i sleep after ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn
Xylotile: page 1390 eekay: im sucking your cock tomorrow Xylotile: 1391* Xylotile: im visiting u of i tomorrow Xylotile: :(((( eekay: damn Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: aidans fucked Xylotile: yeah lol Xylotile: about to eat then play my first promos Xylotile: wish me luck eekay: oh shit eekay: gl gl eekay: may RNJesus be with you ASlowFatHorsey: Damn gamer mang game on it Xylotile: you said fuck school lmao eekay: lol eekay: you posted yet aidan ASlowFatHorsey: ?? Xylotile: dont tell him ethan Xylotile: let him figure it out Xylotile: jk we need to post about trifles Xylotile: by 9pm Xylotile: page 1390 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ik imma on my way back from mt Zion sooooo idk Xylotile: F eekay: lol Xylotile: nice i have two smurfs agaisnt me eekay: look up the pdf on your phone Xylotile: http://prntscr.com/rb74uw eekay: and zamojski's always smurfing so not a problem Xylotile: TRUEEEE eekay: stop typing bro you need map awareness Xylotile: truee eekay: you gotta fuck up these promos Xylotile: bro why arent you challenger eekay: im like those fat PE teachers Xylotile: LMAO Xylotile: 1-0 Xylotile: poggers eekay: oh lets go Xylotile: had a darius that was three levels down Xylotile: rip Xylotile: call him aidan eekay: damn eekay: only gotta win 2/3 games though eekay: EZ CaMelon: Good luck gamer ASlowFatHorsey: Ight first of all I would not be caught dead playing a brainless champ like that and 2nd of how do you int on Darius Xylotile: He fed a dumbass Jax ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Ek have you done the bio yet?? eekay: the what ASlowFatHorsey: The project due tomorrow we need a key/ model tomorrow eekay: oh eekay: i thought it was due next week eekay: i cant print everything in time ASlowFatHorsey: Why would you think that ASlowFatHorsey: Just use what we have eekay: i have next to nothing done eekay: its just the dna not any of the concepts ASlowFatHorsey: 🥳 eekay: lol eekay: jk im done Xylotile: Fuck it Im playing one more Xylotile: I’m addicted eekay: ooh lets go eekay: ez clap Xylotile: its already over from champ select Xylotile: look at my sup's name http://prntscr.com/rb7y6w eekay: lol eekay: ff at 0 Xylotile: ho Xylotile: woops jakecrewa: F jakecrewa: ^for Aiden eekay: He eekay: Denied eekay: The eekay: Pass eekay: (° °)7 Xylotile: Wait what’s going on? eekay: Aidan dislocated his shoulder in pe Xylotile: Today? eekay: Jumped for a frisbee and ran into someone
ErfBundy: I just didn’t know if anyone had a good grasp of it all ErfBundy: AP prolly come in and spit something about it eekay: you keep saying you thought there was a definite good guy and bad guy and now you dont think that and you feel lost ErfBundy: No I’m just lost in all the knowledge bro eekay: you shouldnt feel lost beucase you dont have a side ErfBundy: Like I’m just lost in terms of all this shit because I feel like I know nothing ErfBundy: Because each side keeps contradicting each other ErfBundy: I don’t care if I have a side I just want to know what’s real and what’s not eekay: not a small ask eekay: definitely misinformation campaigns are involved eekay: and propoganda ErfBundy: Yeah it’s just such a mess of info ErfBundy: I just like to be at least slightly educated on current topics but I just don’t even feel like touching this one anymore eekay: admitting confusiong means youre probably more informed than most eekay: gl going further eekay: youtube blocked me for adblocker i cant watch videos now eekay: i just scroll the homepage looking at thumbnails and hovering over them eekay: tiktokd eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro know any ways to test alcohol content off the top of your heads? ASlowFatHorsey: drink it and breathalize urself ASlowFatHorsey: then proceed to breathalize dez eekay: hmm eekay: ok\ ASlowFatHorsey: Y eekay: i been eekay: cooking Joguitaro: ? eekay: i let some fruit salad go bad and thought id make the best of it so i threw in some bread and put it in the sun for a month or so eekay: theres definitely some alcohol content now ASlowFatHorsey: Lol brewin up some food poisoning eekay: man shit smells good as hell eekay: alcohol disolves sugars right? eekay: chandler from friends died Joguitaro: Damn Xylotile: palestine good Xylotile: israel bad Xylotile: matthew perry died eekay: coincidence? eekay: i think not Xylotile: that sucks Xylotile: rip mr chandler ASlowFatHorsey: Y’all gonna get the Amoranth pussy yeast beer tho eekay: damn that chick is grinding ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: those breast implants may have been the best investment in the history of purchases ASlowFatHorsey: Pre orders prolly already sold out eekay: are there really good breast implants? eekay: like where you couldnt tell by looking or touching? ASlowFatHorsey: I mean probably eekay: man i did atest a while ago with boobie pictures and you had to guess if they were fake or not eekay: think i got 18/20 eekay: cant find it now eekay: do u guys want a wedding if u get married ASlowFatHorsey: Depends ASlowFatHorsey: If I got the mula or nah eekay: so yes if possible ASlowFatHorsey: Def not goin into debt over it ASlowFatHorsey: Yea eekay: crazy eekay: what should i wear as best man? ASlowFatHorsey: But I’m not married to it eekay: business casual or eekay: lol good one ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Well if u can réarranger ur DNA and get the same Y chromosome as me ASlowFatHorsey: Then u can be my best man eekay: sure eekay: just need some of ur dna 😈 eekay: when we climbing
ErfBundy: @Xylotile ErfBundy: game Xylotile: Nah Joguitaro: Changed the channel name: 👨❤💋👨 EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo Xylotile: Changed the channel name: 👨❤💋👨 EK kisy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo Xylotile: Changed the channel name: 👨❤💋👨 EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo Xylotile: i can play if you guys are gonna play another one eekay: yes ErfBundy: yeah get in here eekay: gane ErfBundy: now ErfBundy: game over ErfBundy: gaming ErfBundy: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: nah im good ErfBundy: you lie Joguitaro: @Xylotile ErfBundy: @Xylotile ErfBundy: game eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile Xylotile: yeah ok Xylotile: pc turning on one second Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/fact-facts-fiction-fact-or-fiction-myth-gif-20670124 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mythbusters-explosion-boom-busted-gif-19459237 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/diou-ue-gif-20841243 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/sue%C3%B1itosgifs-traumatized-mr-incredible-los-increibles-meme-gif-24305569 eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile eekay: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: wgmn? eekay: ok eekay: both my exams today wer absolutely awful and i couldve prepared eekay: im not gaming again with exams eekay: which isnt a lesson most pople have to learn but im a fucking moron CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-how-many-times-do-we-need-to-teach-you-old-man-slow-thick-gif-12272188 Xylotile: who asked eekay: nobody eekay: but i dont make a ahbit of it so eekay: so does roblox run in the browser or is it an application CaMelon: eekay: lol eekay: imposter phase Xylotile: Xylotile: boom roasted eekay: Is he a teacher Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: wgmn??? Xylotile: its a fucking firday Xylotile: where is everyone ASlowFatHorsey: Workin ASlowFatHorsey: Im done now so i will play exactly 1 game only if 5 man eekay: is he related to the person the putnam exam is named after
ASlowFatHorsey: Y did u watch it eekay: nostalgia eekay: anemoia ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah growin up in the 1980s was hoot amarite eekay: thats what anemoia is ASlowFatHorsey: 🤬 ASlowFatHorsey: Oop ASlowFatHorsey: Mb ASlowFatHorsey: Have u guys seen this welding show thats pretty good on youtube ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=9sI7WveN7vk&feature=share eekay: lol eekay: classic lore eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol man’s on the right look like character from first doom eekay: lol eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol identical ASlowFatHorsey: You just sent the same photo twice eekay: gracie texted me yesterday and apparently shes going to spain for the semester eekay: isnt the guy a trasnfer student from spain Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814 Xylotile: Gracies attractive but like a 7 for Spain lol eekay: is 7 not attractive? Xylotile: Yeah but she’s a 8-9 here Xylotile: Big difference Xylotile: 6 sounds rude Xylotile: 6.5 eekay: im looking at old texts right now im spiraling eekay: eekay: like hoyl fuck Joguitaro: Yeah you dumb af eekay: its not even dumb eekay: im fucking mentally ill eekay: im not ok in the fucking heda eekay: eekay: guys can we play league eekay: please eekay: i need smthn rn eekay: guys on on the fuckin watch rn play tonight or else ErfBundy: I’ll play tonight eekay: oke Xylotile: Who sent you that eekay: her Xylotile: No gamings tonight Xylotile: Why is she talking in 3rd person eekay: idk she does that ASlowFatHorsey: Godam man ASlowFatHorsey: Breach charge was right there on the door man ASlowFatHorsey: Probably already breached ASlowFatHorsey: Just had to walk inside ASlowFatHorsey: Feels bad man eekay: not even eekay: she was fucking breaching eekay: i was defending ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah prolly more apt ASlowFatHorsey: Description ASlowFatHorsey: 6v1 ASlowFatHorsey: Gon be late ASlowFatHorsey: Like later than normal maybs ASlowFatHorsey: 4:50 ASlowFatHorsey: 4:55 eekay: ok leaving now eekay: make it 4 eekay: 5 ASlowFatHorsey: Ignot jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/wojak-room-sad-gif-24034058 ASlowFatHorsey: Hmm ASlowFatHorsey: So ASlowFatHorsey: I’m on my way eekay: Completely accurate Xylotile: Yo I can play 2 games at 10 Xylotile: But only if we start at 10 eekay: its 10:46 eekay: nice ego Xylotile: Ok no gamings then Xylotile: @ErfBundy @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: down though ASlowFatHorsey: 🥸 Xylotile: @ErfBundy ??? Xylotile: Ap game? Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Joguitaro: a lot slower paced ErfBundy: Yeah I heard it’s kinda fucking hard ErfBundy: I think imma pick it up tho Joguitaro: yeah it seems real slow in the beginning but i think im starting to ramp Joguitaro: im raw dogging it with no guide ErfBundy: Oh Xylotile: oh boy Xylotile: its begun] ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/thoughts-and-prayers-gif-12326790708849905903 eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/jiminamovc-gif-24904476 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey where tf u at man ASlowFatHorsey: im gaming Xylotile: u dont wanna 5 man league? ASlowFatHorsey: i could ASlowFatHorsey: but i really wanna play more cp Joguitaro: bro ErfBundy: Nah Joguitaro: get on the game ErfBundy: League ErfBundy: Rn Xylotile: bro you can play that on your own time Xylotile: please Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 134 minutes. ErfBundy: Going to pc hold up ASlowFatHorsey: this is my own time ErfBundy: Didn’t ask ErfBundy: You’re gaming rn ASlowFatHorsey: true ASlowFatHorsey: that is what im doing ErfBundy: On league Xylotile: no no Xylotile: cmn ap Xylotile: couple games Xylotile: egay is gonna quit at like 8 ErfBundy: True Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Diamond IV 1 LP [0.649 over 37 games] (0/1 vs ap) eekay Gold II 68 LP [0.480 over 25 games] dragondude Bronze I 59 LP [0.536 over 28 games] (1/0 vs xylotile) maestrofluff Bronze III 84 LP [0.444 over 18 games] ``` Xylotile: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cait-caitlyn-arcane-chad-league-of-legends-gif-12072579478130860473 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ekko-ekko-arcane-arcane-no-more-mr-nice-guy-looksmaxxing-gif-7672539725363518859 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cass-kieraman-chad-sigma-arcane-gif-12518625278492641858 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/jinx-arcane-season-two-season-2-silly-gif-6419043456885539656 ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-wise-tree-laughing-whispy-woods-gif-11782282284342067841 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/tittiecoin-crypto-funny-oliver-bitcoin-gif-13462499
Joguitaro: 🍆💦🍆 Joguitaro: No homo ofc ErfBundy: TRUEEEEE eekay: do you guys ever be like i wanna play some league eekay: then you get in lobby eekay: and it gets dodged and youre like thank god eekay: that happens to me all the timr ErfBundy: I know exactly what you’re talking about actually ErfBundy: Like you think you wanna play a ranked game or try and new champ and then you get happy the game got dodged eekay: lol yeah eekay: league is like swimming on cold water sometimes eekay: worst part is diving in ErfBundy: I find I usually get like that after I have played a game or two lmao ErfBundy: But that’s also true ErfBundy: Starting the grind is scary eekay: i get like that on my frist game usually Xylotile: No gamings sorry Gavin eekay: i almost never queue up instantly after a game ErfBundy: Same ErfBundy: I’ll watch a YouTube video or eat a meal ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey you gonna game tonight??? eekay: you guys ever drink black coffee ErfBundy: When I used to drink coffee that’s all I drank lol eekay: my mom always leaves her half drank coffee around the house somewhere and i think im slowly acquiring the taste eekay: whyd you stop ErfBundy: I just don’t do coffee anymore caffeine is a horrible drug lmao ErfBundy: I would get terrible migraines after not having it for like a day eekay: lol eekay: that seems bad ErfBundy: Yeah it was awful. It also fucks with my stomach hardcore so yeah not for me Joguitaro: So wgmn? Xylotile: Ya I’m on ErfBundy: You said no Joguitaro: He also has brain damage ErfBundy: Lmao true ErfBundy: I guess not tho eekay: im not gamings anymore Joguitaro: @everyone Joguitaro: smh ErfBundy: Yeah ek dead and ap is mia Joguitaro: rip eekay: is is vacatino eekay: soon or right now ErfBundy: What eekay: going to dc ErfBundy: Oh idk eekay: i typed wrongly eekay: ap IS on vacation eekay: right now eekay: going to dc ErfBundy: Ohhhh ErfBundy: Pog eekay: cia mission i think eekay: top secret ErfBundy: That makes sense ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 eekay: @name the climbing gym eekay: ill be there eekay: @appeters3n ASlowFatHorsey: Gamin place for cool pertuitaries ASlowFatHorsey: Is the name eekay: omw eekay: 🚙 💨 eekay: ok but eekay: cameron must have brought his phon eekay: why is he completely radio silent ASlowFatHorsey: He didnt bring his phone ASlowFatHorsey: Im p sure he didnt anyway eekay: based on whst ASlowFatHorsey: Based on the fact that he said hes not going to talk in chat or play games for the rest of the summer eekay: well he said hes not going to talk eekay: not that he doesnt have his phone ASlowFatHorsey: He said both of those things eekay: i dont beleive hes stupid enough to not bring his phone eekay: you fucing retard eekay: i asked why you beleived he didnt bring his phone ASlowFatHorsey: He neither confirmed nor denied that he brought is phone eekay: did he say explocotly and literally that he didnt bring it eekay: are you fucking trolling me
ASlowFatHorsey: Some metas Xylotile: Dude Xylotile: No one plays tahm top ASlowFatHorsey: They did in previous metas Xylotile: Ornn gets played 10% of the time in any meta Xylotile: No they didn’t Xylotile: Maybe before the rework ASlowFatHorsey: Look it up Xylotile: Which was like 5 years ago eekay: Jarvis fact check this Xylotile: Dude I’ve been watching pro play every week for the past like 7 years ASlowFatHorsey: U can’t deny there are 100% pick or ban champs in most pro metas Xylotile: Ornn was pick or back in 2-3 years ago for a couple patches Xylotile: Because they’re good Xylotile: Not because of a counter match up Xylotile: I can’t understand your point anymore ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that includes counters Xylotile: Idk what you’re trying to say Xylotile: Dude no Xylotile: Champions aren’t exclusively picked because they’re a counter to the other ASlowFatHorsey: I didn’t say that ASlowFatHorsey: I said it happens Xylotile: They’re picked because they’re good in the current ASlowFatHorsey: That there are counters Xylotile: So tahm? xDDDD ASlowFatHorsey: Tahm is def a hard counter to some Xylotile: No one plays him top because he’s shut ASlowFatHorsey: Or was Xylotile: In pro play ASlowFatHorsey: They never once play tahm top? ASlowFatHorsey: I find that hard to believe Xylotile: It’s been a whole year since tahm top was picked ASlowFatHorsey: And not the point either eekay: I feel like you guys aren't disagreeing ASlowFatHorsey: My point is that there are hard counter that exists Xylotile: Ap is saying that pros pick exclusive counters just because they’re counters Xylotile: Which is not correct ASlowFatHorsey: Not what I said Xylotile: Well no shit they exist dude eekay: I don't think that's what he's saying ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ASlowFatHorsey: Ok then why did y start arguing with me Xylotile: You are saying they’re lane swapping because top laners can’t deal with counters Xylotile: Right? ASlowFatHorsey: Seems to be part of the reason ASlowFatHorsey: From what i have observed Xylotile: ^ ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: xDDD ASlowFatHorsey: U just gonna bait or Xylotile: I shoulda just stopped typing when u brought up 100% pick rate tahm kench Xylotile: You did well Xylotile: Good bait ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ur just mad cuz I disagree with your 200 years of experience ASlowFatHorsey: Mb ASlowFatHorsey: I should forget my own opinions ASlowFatHorsey: And defer to u Xylotile: Opinions don’t matter when it comes to fact eekay: This guy only plays aphelios why would u listen to a word he says Xylotile: I got annoyed cuz you tried to give your counter opinions when pro play doesn’t work that way Xylotile: And assumed pro play worked off your opinions ASlowFatHorsey: Work what way? Xylotile: Top laners pick off counter matchups Xylotile: That’s why tahm is being picked 100% of the time Xylotile: xDDD eekay: I don't think either of you are understanding the other ASlowFatHorsey: So ur saying that if the enemy team picks a champ that has a counter they don’t take that info into consideration?
eekay: tonight and tmrw last gaming days Xylotile: why eekay: i climb Xylotile: where eekay: co Xylotile: colorado? eekay: yeah Xylotile: oh thats dope eekay: should be cool Xylotile: u going by urself? eekay: yeah eekay: unless ... eekay: nah jkjk Xylotile: I cant lol eekay: i wouldnt want you to anyways Xylotile: ok 😦 eekay: unless... ErfBundy: I’ll go with ya ErfBundy: It’ll be my training arc eekay: lol im down eekay: but im sleep in my car so eekay: we gettin toasty in there 😈 ErfBundy: How are you affording that? eekay: i will sell my body at several truck stops along the way ErfBundy: Yo momma got you on an allowance or something? ErfBundy: Lmao eekay: no tuition refund check from last semester ErfBundy: Ahhh ErfBundy: Yo mom pay for your rent then or what? eekay: my financial aid exceeded my tuition so i just get the money eekay: yeah she does rent i get utilities ErfBundy: Yeah trust me I know bout that ErfBundy: What is your income tho? eekay: nil ErfBundy: Then how do you pay? eekay: actually no my grandparents give me money ErfBundy: Bruh ErfBundy: You are a lucky mother fucker lmao eekay: yeah its too much i wish they wouldnt eekay: but i got a 3600 refund so that covers my utilities for eekay: a long time ErfBundy: Lol ErfBundy: Trueeee ErfBundy: Utilities are cheap so ErfBundy: You should be good eekay: yeah but my internet bill was like 200 last month tf Xylotile: Same, it’s op eekay: yeah i was gonna get a job to pay my utilities but eekay: im rich now Xylotile: @Joguitaro ??? Xylotile: Taylor buddyyyyyy ErfBundy: He’s probably getting shloshed man ErfBundy: Let him be Xylotile: tru Xylotile: Dead chat Xylotile: Yoooooo Xylotile: Leg?? eekay: yes plz ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/crycat-crying-cat-crying-cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-ok-gif-22851318 ASlowFatHorsey: So ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn or what eekay: ok. ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Dont act like u cant see this godamit ASlowFatHorsey: Get ur lazy ass on ErfBundy: I’m working bro I got shit to do eekay: i go store game after ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Ceo of arbies should have the power to institute fall break as a national arbies holiday ErfBundy: Dude if I could I would ASlowFatHorsey: Ripple sticks ASlowFatHorsey: When u done with work ErfBundy: 7 ErfBundy: Came in at 10 ErfBundy: I can game Tuesday for sure ASlowFatHorsey: Dam ight ErfBundy: Might fall into corporate greed and buy new Pokémon even though it looks horrible Xylotile: Gameeee Xylotile: I might buy a 3060ti
Xylotile: But big pipe Xylotile: Good for business jakecrewa: And taking land from Indians eekay: so youre just trying to drive the country further indo the arms of the monopolies Xylotile: @jakecrewa does she deal with classified info ASlowFatHorsey: wait she a lobbyist ?? Xylotile: Like stuff she could go to jail for ASlowFatHorsey: @jakecrewa CaMelon: shes a hobbyist? what hobbies she got jakecrewa: Lmao nah @eekay and yeah she lobbies for a cancer society or something jakecrewa: She’s the reason we can’t buy cigs until 21 in Illinois 😦 eekay: yeah eekay: "cancer society" Xylotile: eekay: the fucking cancer societies hold the real power int his coutnry eekay: when will people open their eyes Xylotile: Cameron what pfp is that ASlowFatHorsey: can a man fuckin shose when he gets his dipp eekay: lol jakecrewa: Yeah lobbyist suck but if there was ever a good lobby then what they do would probably be it eekay: Pinned a message. CaMelon: @Xylotile Mohammed Rajab Wali as Guts Xylotile: That’s what they want you to think jakecrewa: I’ve unironically tried chewing tobacco multiple times and it actually gives you a nice little buzzerooni Xylotile: @jakecrewa what salary we talking about CaMelon: mega frags dude my mud jug been so empty lately jakecrewa: She must make decent money because they live in a pretty nice house eekay: @jakecrewa lets see what jc sayin when he has cancer and he go to a company and the guy across the desk needs his dick rubbed before he can have chemo jakecrewa: Not a problem tbh Xylotile: Can die fo yo country but can’t get a buzz Xylotile: Crqzy ASlowFatHorsey: i feel that brother eekay: damn xylotile too woke Xylotile: Exactly CaMelon: I cant D: eekay: link ur soundcloud bro ASlowFatHorsey: diabeters Xylotile: Wait can disabled people like Cameron not go into the army? jakecrewa: Cameron, stop taking the insulin man. It’s holding you back Xylotile: That’s racism at its finest CaMelon: i know eekay: camel u know where insuylin comes from Xylotile: @CaMelon if you join they can prolly cure your depression bri eekay: endangered whale eyeballs ASlowFatHorsey: just will your bs lowwer Xylotile: Give you a new pancreas ur sum ASlowFatHorsey: with sanfrancisico hot chocolate CaMelon: its artificially made now Xylotile: W8 CaMelon: used to be from pigs though jakecrewa: I’ve never seen any proof that type 1 diabetes is real eekay: from eyeball extract i know Xylotile: Does that mean Cameron kills whales so he can live? eekay: yeah moby dick was inspired by him Xylotile: Cameron you need to die Xylotile: Whales are good Xylotile: They eat krill Xylotile: They ate Nemo and dorthy Xylotile: But that’s a different story Xylotile: Dory* ASlowFatHorsey: camel hoarding all the sanfrancisco hot chocolate tbh Xylotile: Autocorrect ffs Xylotile: AP what are you on about retard Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 68 minutes. eekay: lol eekay: jc u know about san francissco hot schocolate right jakecrewa: I think my favorite APism is the “tbh” at the end of some of the most non sense sentences you will ever read
eekay: and she never talks to me again cause she realizes im autistic Definitely_Not_Taylor: And so what CaMelon: honestly just wait to see what else she says man no plans have officially even been made Definitely_Not_Taylor: You already want that Definitely_Not_Taylor: You have an IQ of like 10 rn eekay: taylor youre not autistic like me you wouldnt understand it eekay: people scary bro Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: Do whatever you want Definitely_Not_Taylor: We’ll just call you beta eekay: yeah i know CaMelon: guess you'll never have an e-girl support gf eekay: dissappointed emojicon CaMelon: just throwing away free elo at that point ErfBundy: Yo EK eekay: hmm ErfBundy: Literally you have a chance with like Gracie ErfBundy: Like seriously ErfBundy: She thinks you hot and shit ErfBundy: Just fucking do it Definitely_Not_Taylor: *whispers* this about Emma ErfBundy: Like get a GF ErfBundy: Emma a hoe ErfBundy: Like actually Definitely_Not_Taylor: Yeah Definitely_Not_Taylor: That’s the point ErfBundy: She is a hoe ErfBundy: So go ErfBundy: For the good one ErfBundy: In Gracie Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just game all around eekay: the main difference between a friend a girlfriend is one you get to fuck ErfBundy: Eh eekay: and i have sources which inform me that emma is down ErfBundy: That’s a fuck buddy you are thinking of ErfBundy: Then fuck Emma ErfBundy: But she is a hoe Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just fuck 🙂 ErfBundy: For warning CaMelon: ???? eekay: im aware Definitely_Not_Taylor: Oh yeah Definitely_Not_Taylor: Civ 6 is free CaMelon: guess ill get it then ErfBundy: Yeah true ErfBundy: EK ErfBundy: You gotta get better with women Definitely_Not_Taylor: True eekay: fuck women eekay: gavin didnt you hear? eekay: ek gay now Definitely_Not_Taylor: Shut up Definitely_Not_Taylor: You’re definitely not gay ErfBundy: Oh fuck bro ErfBundy: Get with Caleb Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ek you probably lost all your hormones during destroy dick December or something eekay: trust me dude eekay: i got plenty of hormones Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta ones eekay: just too much betisol eekay: betogen ErfBundy: Fax eekay: you tihnk youre lucky aidan eekay: just got wings, terrarian, and hero sword from one mothron ASlowFatHorsey: You mean eye of cuthulu eekay: yeah that eekay: eekay: one eclipse eekay: trhey must have upped the sdrop chance on everything int he exlipse ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah that’s pretty lucky eekay: have you gotten the death sickle ASlowFatHorsey: But I don’t mess with chance you see and I got 50 play from one pumpkin moon ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Plat* eekay: wtf eekay: youre kidding right ASlowFatHorsey: Nope eekay: jeuss christ eekay: are mothron wings better thna beetle? ASlowFatHorsey: Got to nearly 90,000 points
eekay: You can't tell expensive abstract art from dogshit Joguitaro: Me after someone fails at sexing (ek and shadowheart) ASlowFatHorsey: Ok maybe you can’t ASlowFatHorsey: Just cuz u don’t understand it dosent mean it’s not a thing eekay: Neither can you squilliam fancyson ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-siegbert-schn%C3%B6sel-comedy-spongebob-schwammkopf-phone-call-gif-17536166 ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Yes I can ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve seen enough to tell at least a bit eekay: I'm in class I'll prove u wrong later ASlowFatHorsey: People who are more exposed can do it better than later ASlowFatHorsey: Ek researching up a storm to find the smallest fallacy in my argument (insert Angry crying wojack gif) eekay: No I'm going to prove you wrong experimentally ASlowFatHorsey: Just cuz I can’t do it dosent mean the other 8 billion people on this planet can’t ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve been to plenty of art museums and prolly have seen a lot more than the average Jo ASlowFatHorsey: But that dosent mean I’m infallible or an expert Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-funny-cat-gif-18137635378842980624 ASlowFatHorsey: Where the pz gifs ASlowFatHorsey: I was promised chontent slop Xylotile: Taylor how many have you gone to ASlowFatHorsey: ? Xylotile: You said more than jotiggy ASlowFatHorsey: Oh lol I meant Joe ASlowFatHorsey: But I doubt he’s been to more than I have Joguitaro: Wtfffffff I’ve been to a million Xylotile: Modern art kinda liberal trash Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/im-just-saying-pastor-church-idk-hey-gif-15434893 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595 ASlowFatHorsey: Well I’ve been to a million billion ASlowFatHorsey: Bich Xylotile: Insecure ASlowFatHorsey: Never even been to a museum Xylotile: I have ASlowFatHorsey: Or maybe I don’t like it when u guys call me names ASlowFatHorsey: Crazy idea ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe don’t be dinguses Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/herejes-argentina-gif-herejes-gif-2683661227724052391 Xylotile: Ap be like ASlowFatHorsey: Name every museum then Xylotile: Oh wow ASlowFatHorsey: I mean a lot of it is what u put into it you get out of it ASlowFatHorsey: But sometimes shit just bad Xylotile: The museum of Ap’s conquests (its empty) ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/buh-cat-confused-confused-cat-top-text-gif-27067955 eekay: To be clear I'm not even saying I don't like abstract art it's fine eekay: But there is basically nothing that separates a $50 piece from what you can find in the Met Joguitaro: Abstract art. More like ass crack fart eekay: Nothing about the physical object itself eekay: abstract fart
eekay: well thats not too old eekay: a bit maybe CaMelon: CaMelon: ur kidding man CaMelon: they support windows 7 CaMelon: and 10 CaMelon: but not 8 eekay: gte fucked eekay: welcome to the future old man CaMelon: they support window 7 doe eekay: but you cant downgrade eekay: right? CaMelon: idk CaMelon: I think windows 10 upgrade costs money now CaMelon: dont wanna use win10 anyways eekay: im not sure it does eekay: and win 10 is better ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: Game? ASlowFatHorsey: I could gmain Xylotile: Pog CaMelon: @eekay win10 sucks mega cheek bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Y do you think that brudda CaMelon: I dont think that i know that lol ASlowFatHorsey: Y tho eekay: win 10 is faster CaMelon: multiple reasons eekay: give some ASlowFatHorsey: Like? ASlowFatHorsey: Oohhh guys look its camel he soo cool having an unpopularopinion eekay: i think he's googleing give him a minute eekay: honestly i think you just dont want to have you taskbar look different ASlowFatHorsey: Unpopular opinion eekay: i bet you would actually be able to alt tab in league without a black screen if you had an operating system, from thyis decade eekay: spam me if he finds any reasons aidan ASlowFatHorsey: Gotchi CaMelon: “i bet you would actually be able to alt tab in league without a black screen if you had an operating system, from thyis decade” eekay: do no real reasons is what im getting eekay: you just want to be weird CaMelon: “do no real reasons is what im getting” “you just want to be weird” eekay: gotcha CaMelon: : D eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: oficially just completed all of celeste eekay: died about 9500 times on the last chapter alone ASlowFatHorsey: Dam hows it feel ASlowFatHorsey: Im working on chapter 3 side b rn eekay: i want more levels ASlowFatHorsey: Fax eekay: maybe ill start farming golden strawberries ASlowFatHorsey: Yeeeaaahhh ASlowFatHorsey: Gl with thaty CaMelon: https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en-gb/news/dev/ask-riot-delete-yuumi/ Xylotile: Idk about you guys but that was actually super enjoyable to read Xylotile: The graphs were super interesting CaMelon: btw epic games store isnt doing conan anymore for free game for some reason ASlowFatHorsey: bruh Xylotile: do you guys have the steam thing that costs $4 for moving backgrounds? CaMelon: I got an icon border Xylotile: whats that Xylotile: i mean moving wallpapers sorry CaMelon: so like on you steam profile you have a background Xylotile: yeah CaMelon: CaMelon: like this Xylotile: ooh gotcha ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay what editor for python do you use ASlowFatHorsey: /do you use an editor or an ide CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey editor is better for begginers ASlowFatHorsey: which editor do you use ? CaMelon: sublime teckts CaMelon: with an ecks ASlowFatHorsey: i heard about that CaMelon: idk if on windows tho ASlowFatHorsey: thats ight
Xylotile: !dune3 FriggBot2000: command: '!dune3' was not recognized eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-paul-atreides-reverend-mother-gaius-silence-gif-10907400983417583753 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-kiss-dune-feyd-dune-part-1-dune-part-2-gif-15202983623288892447 Xylotile: https://variety.com/2024/film/news/austin-butler-dune-2-kiss-stellan-skarsgard-improvised-1235929165/ Xylotile: https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1764371569076253078?lang=en Xylotile: eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9KKT50K9I8&ab_channel=BasementBeastMemes Xylotile: Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz_XBwMdcM0 eekay: Xylotile: holy balls Xylotile: tim robinson will be in chicago april 4th eekay: does he do standup? Xylotile: i guess eekay: i dont wanna see that ASlowFatHorsey: Too many people ASlowFatHorsey: Not really his thing eekay: lol no i mean i dont want to see it eekay: i wouldnt wathc it in a yt video either eekay: seeing people starting out in outer wilds is so painful Xylotile: Bg3???? eekay: kk eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nervous-waiting-daunting-no-spongebob-squarepants-gif-5281390 Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 110 minutes. Xylotile: meant to shift click that sorry Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ?? Joguitaro: Guh Joguitaro: One sec Joguitaro: @Xylotile eekay: oh my eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: u leave me a lil something to tide me over till sunday? Xylotile: People need to understand the highway ramp is used ti accelerate to the highway speed Xylotile: These Mfs are merging at 45 mph with 3 semis incoming eekay: its an interstate Xylotile: Highway Xylotile: Yeah I’m refunding bg3 Xylotile: I don’t like your attitude eekay: too late ho Xylotile: Nope nope nope Xylotile: You can turn evil in bg3??? eekay: its extremely open ended with story eekay: they totally lert you make the worst possible choices Xylotile: Ap choices eekay: better than u so far Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: I haven’t done anything wrong lil sap Xylotile: Shadowheart always approves of my choices eekay: yeah that menas u doing smthn wrong lol eekay: shes a bitch Xylotile: I love her eekay: same thing if astarion approves eekay: u can fix her Xylotile: Don’t talk about her that way eekay: but sheis currently broken Xylotile: Wait rly Xylotile: eekay: i just mean shes fucked up eekay: shes an ahole Xylotile: Did you guys watch space force eekay: no Xylotile: Is it good
eekay: it opggs both of us ErfBundy: Eekay plau placements today eekay: oh it is open ErfBundy: It’s out now so play your 5 games ErfBundy: Yeah opened 27 minutes ago eekay: ehhh ErfBundy: Hit plat twice then you are a plat player eekay: i might let it cool off lol ErfBundy: One plat placement doesn’t make you that elo eekay: but if i hit plat now it doesnt matter theres no promos Xylotile: Im gonna be grinding that shit so hard eekay: -u in 2 days Xylotile: Easy emerald ErfBundy: Trueeee ErfBundy: Promos were dumb tho ErfBundy: Like you said you would’ve been plat two months ago without them eekay eekay: i like promos ErfBundy: They don’t like you lmao Xylotile: When is ghost getting changed eekay: riot keeps adding mechanics to the ranked system that continue to separate the idea of true skill and your league rank ErfBundy: It did today eekay: they just keep making them less and less correlated Xylotile: Oh ErfBundy: Promos were dumb period ErfBundy: No one liked them so Xylotile: I disagree eekay: i disagree ErfBundy: League players ErfBundy: Lol Xylotile: Promos between tiers should still be a thing eekay: at least eekay: i liked it between divisiosn Xylotile: Oops eekay: every 10lp 3 promo series Xylotile: Every win should have a promos ErfBundy: Between ranks isn’t horrible Xylotile: If you wanna get LP for a win, you need to win a bo3 ErfBundy: Between tiers was so dumb tho Xylotile: I liked between tiers ErfBundy: Nah that was CRAZY dumb Xylotile: There was a big difference between low plat and high plat ErfBundy: Made it an actual 9-5 Xylotile: And you stayed in the rank for a lot longer eekay: why u not like them ErfBundy: Not fun tho ErfBundy: It took too long eekay: yeah it takes a long time to get good at things eekay: shouldnt the ranked system reflect that ErfBundy: It’s like oh I just won 5 games to get 100 LP ErfBundy: Now I play 5 more to get into bronze 4 eekay: it should take time to improve eekay: so it should take time to rank up ErfBundy: It’s literally like if you were to just increase amount of RP you needed to get into a different tier eekay: and u forgetting that when there were promos it was so hard to rank down eekay: had to likse like 5 in a row ErfBundy: Yeah that’s dumb man ErfBundy: You should have one game of forgiveness ErfBundy: Puts you to 0 ErfBundy: Then you derank ErfBundy: Promos were just a different way to keep players in ranks longer and it was boring and made ranked feel like a slog ErfBundy: Like I said the between ranks was fine I think ErfBundy: But between tiers was actually criminal eekay: so you want to be able to move up and down faster ErfBundy: Yeah if you are plat it shouldn’t make you place in silver and play 15 promos to get back ErfBundy: That’s crazy ErfBundy: Cause it always places you way below average ranking ErfBundy: When shit resets ErfBundy: No one is saying it has to be lightning paced or anything you are assuming that ErfBundy: It just shouldn’t take actually like 50 games to go from one tier to the next
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea fuck frigg for that Xylotile: Does that mean she can cheat on her husband? Xylotile: Whore eekay: if rick and shane were jusat down to share Joguitaro: I don’t think we can have frigg in this chat anymore eekay: things wouldve turned out much better Xylotile: !gpt give me a hot, smoking, crazy take about dale from twd FriggBot2000: . . . Joguitaro: Classic ek comment FriggBot2000: Alright, here's a hot take on Dale from "The Walking Dead": Dale Horvath was the true moral backbone of the early seasons, and his untimely death marked the beginning of the group's moral decline more than any other event, including the fall of the farm or the prison. Without Dale's unwavering commitment to humanity and ethics, the group's focus shifted from maintaining society's ideals to sheer survival, setting the stage for their increasingly ruthless decisions. His presence would have significantly altered the trajectory of key characters like Rick and Carl, potentially preventing the harsh transformations they underwent. eekay: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW eekay: https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440 eekay: hm careful spoileres Xylotile: !gpt give me a hot, smoking, crazy, NUCLEAR SUPER CRAZYYYYYYYYY take on Daryl before season 6 FriggBot2000: . . . eekay: gpt might say smthn FriggBot2000: Before Season 6 of "The Walking Dead," Daryl Dixon, portrayed by Norman Reedus, had already cemented himself as a fan-favorite character. Here’s a nuclear super crazy take: By the end of Season 5, Daryl was secretly orchestrating his own long-game strategy against Rick Grimes. While he outwardly appeared loyal to Rick and the group, Daryl was internally conflicted, believing that Rick's decisions were leading everyone down a dangerous path. Fueled by his own code of survival, Daryl was subtly gathering allies and resources, planning to eventually challenge Rick's leadership and establish his own vision for the community's future. This internal conflict and potential rivalry would not only add layers to Daryl's character but also shake up the group dynamics in a spectacular, jaw-dropping twist, further complicated by Daryl's internal struggle between loyalty and his own survivalist instincts. ASlowFatHorsey: Dale cums back s7 Xylotile: Ok nuclear is just stupid conspiracy theories eekay: with a vengeance Xylotile: !gpt give me a hot, smoking, crazy take about Daryl from Twd before season 6 FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Before Season 6 of "The Walking Dead," here's a hot take that might ruffle some feathers: Daryl Dixon, despite being a fan favorite, is an overrated character whose survival instincts and brooding demeanor mask a lack of meaningful development compared to his peers. While he's undeniably skilled and resourceful, Daryl's tendency to act as a lone wolf often hinders group cohesion and progress. Imagine if, instead of stubbornly clinging to his loner persona, Daryl evolved earlier in the series, embracing his leadership potential and strategic thinking. This could have shifted the group's dynamic significantly, perhaps even preventing or mitigating some of the disasters they faced. As much as fans love Daryl's crossbow-wielding antics, his character could have been a more profound and transformative influence within the group, ultimately offering more than just a cool, enigmatic presence. Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/african-kid-africa-thinking-calculate-hmm-gif-14333456070094555182
Xylotile: Apologies Xylotile: I shower now eekay: aint nobody thought it was gonna be 30 lil sap Xylotile: Have not stroked my shit nor look at anything nsfw Xylotile: I’m a new man ErfBundy: Send the giraffe picture taylor Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/beards-giraffe-gif-14429815 Xylotile: What a cool man eekay: show ho Xylotile: With his giraffe eekay: hop in eekay: shower Xylotile: I hope nothing happens to either one of them Xylotile: Xylotile: Oh my fault eekay: https://tenor.com/view/lmao-laughing-hysterically-gif-26398146 eekay: look at his stubby little arms eekay: wtf eekay: dwarfism?? Xylotile: You see those red marks? Stretch marks lil sapling Joguitaro: yes i'd like to make an appointment for my morbidly obese friend Joguitaro: oh mb Joguitaro: wrong chat eekay: pic was taken upsode down so his fat droops up and looks like muscle eekay: devious tactics Xylotile: Would you jerk off to that if my face was covered Joguitaro: no man Xylotile: My fault Joguitaro: just delete that you nasty eekay: i need some time away... eekay: cant game.. Joguitaro: get back on the game eekay: i gotta collect myself Xylotile: Game Joguitaro: it game time eekay: ok] Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 174 minutes. Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmwBsZMlm_E eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mukbang-food-mukbang-gifs-asmr-mukhbang-korean-food-gif-22395618 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/time-to-eat-gluttony-600lb-life-fat-obese-gif-26536333 eekay: "gotta make dinner guys, I havent eaten dinner yet" eekay: *gets out of his industrial strength reinforced titanium gaming chair Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/futuristic-city-star-trek-discovery-modern-town-futuristic-buildings-paramount-plus-gif-21641115 Joguitaro: "the world if xylophone didn't have to eat after every game" Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kermit-typing-essay-school-smart-gif-4851885 eekay: https://www.livechat.com/typing-speed-test/ eekay: ErfBundy: https://twitter.com/macaiyla/status/1673871396726816775?s=46&t=cMz47ECLlq1or9JlEMEdSg ErfBundy: Omega sad shit for Tyler and her eekay: jesus man eekay: i heard she was in the hospital eekay: thats fucked ErfBundy: Yeah for real eekay: yeah t1 hasnt been live for a while this is why i suppose ErfBundy: That’s so sad Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/its-terrible-day-for-rain-its-not-raining-tears-cry-crying-gif-15563346 Xylotile: NOOOOO Xylotile: Damn that’s terrible Xylotile: Tyler is a good person too rip
ASlowFatHorsey: game fork Definitely_Not_Taylor: Baba Definitely_Not_Taylor: Zigs eekay: are you playing or not retard ASlowFatHorsey: dont ff hold the line bois ill be back eekay: so dont dodge eekay: ? ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 eekay: you fucking moron eekay: english bro eekay: im hacking your grandpas child porn site ASlowFatHorsey: not if i do it first ASlowFatHorsey: and its mermaid porn btw heathen eekay: should we wait for you eekay: aidan eekay: please speak english ASlowFatHorsey: no i have to do this jakecrewa: lmao i re-downloaded it because there was a mod Xylotile: ? jakecrewa: 2k ASlowFatHorsey: Hey does the a stand for anus jakecrewa: zemb zemb ASlowFatHorsey: Honestly I vibe wit dat Definitely_Not_Taylor: Does our thematic topic have to be different for the lit project? eekay: oh fuck eekay: that due today Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just telling her which 3 plays and what topic you wanna do eekay: wait what is this eekay: where is it even explained Definitely_Not_Taylor: The thing that say thematic topic and plays pepega eekay: where tf that is Definitely_Not_Taylor: Use your eyes lol eekay: stfu dude eekay: the linkw asnt showing up eekay: damn i only read one of these plays Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m not sure if we can use the same topic. But it does’t say anywhere we can’t Xylotile: If someone could hit me up with the calc assignment today Xylotile: I’ll cart you a whole division Xylotile: Carry* eekay: like eekay: finished? Xylotile: Finished? Definitely_Not_Taylor: Xylotile: Ily Definitely_Not_Taylor: Carry me please 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: Wait where is the calc assignment eekay: lol eekay: teams like everything else eekay: due midnight Xylotile: @Definitely_Not_Taylor I could deadass if you play ranked Definitely_Not_Taylor: Might not wanna trust my answers for 18,19,20 because those questions make no sense eekay: taylor how you do the average problems i wrote a program for the first but it doesnt give exact answers ASlowFatHorsey: I literally don’t see the assignment Definitely_Not_Taylor: You gotta do the thing with like multiplying the formula 1/(b-a) and stuff eekay: wah eekay: where was that taught to us Definitely_Not_Taylor: Book eekay: whelp eekay: that explains it Definitely_Not_Taylor: Nice one eekay: whats the answer to 12 eekay: i cant read it eekay: @Definitely_Not_Taylor Definitely_Not_Taylor: 2/pi eekay: ok well my program works but still need math eekay: you think he'll jsut let me write my code ont he paper Definitely_Not_Taylor: Yeah ez clap eekay: Pog eekay: yo what the fuck the calc book called eekay: imma find a pdf Definitely_Not_Taylor: Mr. Hanner’s Big Brain Book of Maths eekay: lol eekay: mr bananners mathematics emporium Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m pretty sure if you email mr doughty you can go to the school and get it eekay: im pretty sure i can find a pdf online eekay: without going into the toxic cesspool that was once a school
Joguitaro: v Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: we can hear u ASlowFatHorsey: ibroke ir Joguitaro: fix it lol CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey check output device in settings CaMelon: Apparently riot is going to be adding vanguard to lol now ASlowFatHorsey: Like the anti cheat system? ASlowFatHorsey: Is vanguard an anti cheat system is what im askin Xylotile: Yes eekay: yeha ASlowFatHorsey: Y ASlowFatHorsey: I dont really notice any cheaters like ever Xylotile: Same Xylotile: I think I’ve met one when I first started playing CaMelon: Idk but vanguard sucks eekay: why eekay: you hacking? CaMelon: 🔯 eekay: it that new? Xylotile: It runs in the background d eekay: ✡️ eekay: ?? Xylotile: Vanguard runs in the background eekay: no i mean the emoji Xylotile: Idk how much it’s taking up cpu and ram wise Xylotile: Oh lol eekay: and i guarantee its next to nothing Xylotile: ☪️ CaMelon: Unsealed spell book is being nerfed? Joguitaro: Any gmailings tonight? Xylotile: I can gmail CaMelon: after i walk dogs i might Joguitaro: Wgmn? CaMelon: 🤷 ASlowFatHorsey: yo ek do you have the escapist 2? CaMelon: its free rn eekay: no eekay: i got the first one though ASlowFatHorsey: Mmm ight ASlowFatHorsey: Ohh shid ita free ? ASlowFatHorsey: Where eekay: epic store prolly ASlowFatHorsey: True CaMelon: Ye CaMelon: Killing floor 2 free as well CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: Pog lets goooo eekay: you guys know who Alexandria ocasio cortez is Xylotile: Yeah she’s like silver I think eekay: yeah lol eekay: i saw that today eekay: silver 2 eekay: no silver 3 eekay: honestly is it worth electing anybody below plat ASlowFatHorsey: They are the speaker of the people not some snotty high elo pituitaries ASlowFatHorsey: She knows where it at eekay: eeh eekay: cest possible eekay: when u gonna play youre promos though eekay: AOC on that grind where u at? ASlowFatHorsey: I mean she low elo so she know the way of low elo nvm twas a jk idk anything about her political career other than her rank eekay: ok that wasnt english eekay: im saying she's playing ranked and youre not ASlowFatHorsey: Its ok if youre brain is small we all dont have to understand our native language 18 yrs after birth eekay: i can understand your gamerese in person but in text form i just cant Xylotile: Xylotile: She drew a dick lol ASlowFatHorsey: Holy fuck i though yous where jking Xylotile: Nope eekay: no lol ASlowFatHorsey: She actually has a rank lol eekay: she actually play league ASlowFatHorsey: Damn eekay: you thought iw as joking she literally is on the ranked grind Xylotile: She posted something similar to that like a couple months ago ASlowFatHorsey: Gettin ripped by female ASlowFatHorsey: Feels bad man
Xylotile: Xylotile: i sometimes forget that some people on wizard101 are grown ass adults eekay: sez u Xylotile: man this person is at least in their late 20s lol eekay: so Xylotile: nothing wrong with it Xylotile: i was just saying eekay: yea aight ASlowFatHorsey: Krunyon method actor Xylotile: god damn this dungeon taking forever Xylotile: legit an hour eekay: tiktok Xylotile: Xylotile: What did he say???? eekay: 1 graph = wrong Xylotile: True Xylotile: Leg? eekay: ok eekay: no leg after 10 new rule Joguitaro: What a cringe rule Joguitaro: Game tho eekay: it makes me feel like shit doin leg right before bed Joguitaro: Weak minded eekay: sez u eekay: think you were lobotomized tryna place a heelhook Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056 eekay: im gaming who is here brother eekay: ?? Joguitaro: I’m in Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/son-of-bitch-sob-im-gif-25272308 eekay: @Xylotile > Joguitaro: @Xylotile whenever he types game Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/nileseyy-niles-peace-out-disappear-meme-disappearing-guy-checking-out-gif-25558985 eekay: xylotile types game ik i gotta hop into the cryochamger for a quick century eekay: https://tenor.com/view/see-you-shocked-face-future-gif-14292131 Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Xylotile: Sorry man I was showering Xylotile: Two mins Xylotile: Weird I didn’t see that in the patch notes Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 342 minutes. eekay: I reheated my shit lol eekay: Overheated Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V-eGjaFdnM eekay: eekay: eekay: eekay: eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey as soon as you get back eekay: you better be ready for some cock Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-westbrook-basketball-player-american-basketball-player-nba-gif-16377419 eekay: Xylotile: Xylotile: How come I haven’t heard of the new Zelda game Xylotile: Is it gonna suck ASlowFatHorsey: Its already out lol ASlowFatHorsey: U just rock living Xylotile: Oh lol eekay: intro cutscene seems goofy Xylotile: Man not a single meme or mention of the game
Xylotile: Am I right eekay: one moment eekay: 20th with tv eekay: idkw ithout Xylotile: Man how 20 eekay: i know right Xylotile: People don’t sleep 4 hours Xylotile: No it’s literally impossible eekay: 20th not 20h eekay: ranked 20th out of countries Xylotile: What? Xylotile: Oh Xylotile: How many hours eekay: us says 419 minutes per day, first place is south africa with 578 Xylotile: Man I didn’t know they had phones in Africa Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/wow-world-of-warcraft-login-play-ironfist-gif-240592917241604487 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/christmas-christmas-tree-crimmas-tree-funny-gif-7188655509322705919 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/santa-santa-claus-papa-noel-twerk-twerking-gif-7219802 eekay: level cap gyat Xylotile: eekay: lol Xylotile: Oh yeah I can also be tank Xylotile: If we need tank eekay: relevant eekay: how? Xylotile: With a rune eekay: what do Xylotile: That shit gives me 500% more armor eekay: thats an option eekay: maknar posted up thoguh Xylotile: https://www.wowhead.com/classic/spell=403789/metamorphosis eekay: taylor when he see a question mark above an npc head: eekay: Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Game eekay: sleep :) eekay: watched spirited away very good ASlowFatHorsey: Ayyy Xylotile: Goated ASlowFatHorsey: Finally ASlowFatHorsey: Watch howls moving castle next ASlowFatHorsey: Also goated Xylotile: Did the new one come out? ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: I like it alot Xylotile: Is it for Xylotile: Good Xylotile: Ah ASlowFatHorsey: Boy and the haron ASlowFatHorsey: Its pretty bananas ASlowFatHorsey: Not a goat ASlowFatHorsey: But its good Xylotile: Christian bale is a lead in the dub lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah in his batman voice lol Xylotile: I haven’t watched American psycho eekay: was that squidward in spirited away eekay: p sure it was Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mayonnaise-instrument-spongebob-patrick-gif-7915374 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/no-patrick-mayonnaise-isnot-an-instrument.-label-text-gif-1130707935483399762 ErfBundy: Princess monanoka is the best ghibli movie ASlowFatHorsey: Agree ErfBundy: However the fuck you spell it Xylotile: Game game ASlowFatHorsey: Mononoke* ErfBundy: I’ve got like 10 of the films on steel book ASlowFatHorsey: Same ErfBundy: I didn’t really enjoy the princess kazuya as much as other people ErfBundy: It was good but I didn’t think it was crazy or nothing ASlowFatHorsey: Kaguya? ErfBundy: Yeah same shit different wipe
ASlowFatHorsey: ok Joguitaro: i would ASlowFatHorsey: if 5 Xylotile: @eekay 555555 man Xylotile: pleaseeeeeeee ErfBundy: I’m down eekay: NO! Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey 4 man 🙂 Joguitaro: ill 4 ASlowFatHorsey: mmmm Joguitaro: plz ASlowFatHorsey: ehh ASlowFatHorsey: ok Joguitaro: 🥺 ErfBundy: Give me eight ASlowFatHorsey: 8 what man ErfBundy: Minutes Joguitaro: one sec ASlowFatHorsey: units i need fucking units ASlowFatHorsey: uhuh ErfBundy: Promise ASlowFatHorsey: comin up at 8 min er ASlowFatHorsey: oiujaenrg ErfBundy: I’m coming ErfBundy: Is it league? ASlowFatHorsey: duh ErfBundy: Lame but ok ASlowFatHorsey: get big booty ASlowFatHorsey: in ASlowFatHorsey: here ASlowFatHorsey: rn ErfBundy: Ok getting snack ASlowFatHorsey: uyvb0e89yph564y ASlowFatHorsey: awsdf ASlowFatHorsey: fasd ASlowFatHorsey: fsd ASlowFatHorsey: fdws ASlowFatHorsey: fd ASlowFatHorsey: e ASlowFatHorsey: drf ASlowFatHorsey: wsqef ASlowFatHorsey: asDF ASlowFatHorsey: ASDF ASlowFatHorsey: ASDF ASlowFatHorsey: SDF ASlowFatHorsey: AFSD ASlowFatHorsey: ASDF ASlowFatHorsey: FASD ASlowFatHorsey: ASDF ASlowFatHorsey: FASD ASlowFatHorsey: AFSD ASlowFatHorsey: FASD ASlowFatHorsey: FASD ASlowFatHorsey: AFSD ErfBundy: Getting on now Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw42KDD8m2U ErfBundy: Are you talking? ErfBundy: Dumb Xylotile: Joguitaro: @eekay these TikTok’s can’t be real with people not knowing any history ever eekay: well theyre obviously cherry picked and i notice a lot of them just find people with disabilities ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay 2pm eekay: ja ja eekay: yall seen that cart narc channel on yt? ErfBundy: Little late to the party but yes eekay: i didnt just hear about it eekay: what you think of him ErfBundy: He’s funny eekay: do you think hes in the wrong? ErfBundy: No ErfBundy: People are supposed to put carts back what you mean eekay: but hes obviously provoking these people ErfBundy: No shit Sherlock eekay: and nobody gets mad about picking up carts thats what employees do ErfBundy: No ErfBundy: Ok hold on ErfBundy: Let me use that logic you just used right ErfBundy: I should therefore be pooping on the floor because the janitor is supposed to clean the bathroom ErfBundy: No reason to put the poop where it goes ErfBundy: That’s the janitors job eekay: no pooping on the floor is above and beyond what the janitor is expected to do ErfBundy: Not true ErfBundy: Job description eekay: its still his job but its worse than what he does 99% of the time