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eekay: second one is true though eekay: we could alternate who gets it eekay: otherwise u just taxing me for food Xylotile: I’m fine with alternating Xylotile: You just been picking up the food recently I think it’s evened out eekay: alright im down to call it square from here eekay: https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-handshake-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-gif-22101046 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-good-bye-bye-no-gif-16925608232308805852 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/waste-data-megabyte-mb-niko-gif-25175470 eekay: wikipedia is the highest quality source on the internet for 90% of subjects Joguitaro: so true Joguitaro: i'm sick of hearing it's a bad source eekay: and it should be allowed Joguitaro: shit is more highly monitored than scholarly journals eekay: i know its so up to date eekay: no other place on the internet comes close in terms of pure autistic optimization power Joguitaro: wikipedia really was just the chatgpt of our school years eekay: bit of a stretch eekay: depends on the problem i guess Joguitaro: meaning teachers were like "don't use wikipedia" Joguitaro: now they go "dont use chatgpt" eekay: luddites Joguitaro: guh Xylotile: Before gpt it was no chegg Xylotile: Soon it’s gonna be no poop in toilets eekay: someone who hates technology Joguitaro: oh okay eekay: so true Joguitaro: can't have shit in detroit eekay: hmmmm eekay: i had gpt rewrite a paragraph for me and ran it through a gpt checker and it said 0% gpt eekay: do they tell everybody 0% gpt even if its not eekay: to make you turn in the gpt'd version eekay: and professors use the not free version that really tells thme the truth Xylotile: Start a new chat, send the paragraph to gpt, and ask him if this was written by it or by a person eekay: https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-crazy-pepe-silvia-gif-27373442 Xylotile: Do yall have bumps on your ballsack Xylotile: Just random ones here and there eekay: no eekay: on the surface of the sack itself? Xylotile: Um kinda Xylotile: I got this one the looks like an ingrown hair but it’s been there for a whileeee eekay: never had it eekay: oh apparently the gpt detectors are bullshit eekay: i thought they worked Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Did you do what I told you to do Joguitaro: just a scare tactic eekay: no Xylotile: Man just rephrase what gpt said eekay: seems not useful becuase chatgpt probably doesnt know what chatgpt talks like eekay: i doubt it has been given much training data which it itself generated eekay: im p sure i could make a real one though eekay: why has no one done it ASlowFatHorsey: Do u guys randomly pass out or have seizures sometimes? eekay: no Joguitaro: you guys ever get 3rd degree burns out of nowhere Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: ?? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reactor-my-honest-reactor-reaction-gif-27271808
jakecrewa: Fluoride in the eiu water making the humans gay eekay: lol ErfBundy: Actually mega fax eekay: honestly ive been sitting inside my room on my computer eekay: for like the last 6 years eekay: i dont really mind it it doesnt matter where im goin to college ErfBundy: Ek like on the for real tho you should go do some stuff with your life too ErfBundy: Like go do shit sometimes lol jakecrewa: ^ eekay: im fine eekay: tbh ErfBundy: Arent like ap and willi coming back for thanksgiving break? jakecrewa: You think you’re fine until you discover something else jakecrewa: 4Head eekay: how i discover anything else ErfBundy: Jake are you at U of I? eekay: if i dont leave my room eekay: ohio eekay: state ErfBundy: Ahhh ErfBundy: Nice jakecrewa: *the ErfBundy: Lol ErfBundy: Ek here’s the thing bro ErfBundy: If you don’t ever do anything ErfBundy: Then like who is gonna care when you hit challenger? jakecrewa: Super computer calculations eekay: beucase i will screenshot it and put it here eekay: you think im gonna find a girlfriend who gives a fuck about that eekay: or an irl friend eekay: why would anybody care ErfBundy: We are irl bro ErfBundy: If you leave the house we are all irl eekay: yeah i talk to you guys its not castaway eekay: i just dont do things outside my room eekay: dont see the problem jakecrewa: I can’t wait to peer pressure ek one day ErfBundy: Let’s get ek to do cocaine jakecrewa: Down ErfBundy: Maybe then he will understand jakecrewa: Let’s get him his own hydrocodone prescription ErfBundy: TRUEEEE ErfBundy: Imma come break you spine ek eekay: drugs r cringe jakecrewa: That is just Reagan era propaganda eekay: im high on life ErfBundy: Not even drugs I just mean like go do some shit like with some kind of risk involved eekay: i do that ErfBundy: Even just going driving for you is a risk so go on a cruise eekay: i climb shit sometimes eekay: noyt just at the gym like trees ErfBundy: Go climb more stuff ErfBundy: Or go out with friends and we can watch you climb shit ErfBundy: Or we can put you in the trunk of a car and see how long it takes for you to vomit eekay: 👀 ErfBundy: That’s always fun Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey we wanna link at 4? Xylotile: I’m done with classes at 4 Joguitaro: You don’t have covid anymore right? Joguitaro: Cause I’m down Xylotile: I do not Xylotile: Tested negative on Monday Joguitaro: Coggers Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey wgmn? Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey irl gamings Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey irl gamings Joguitaro: You need to come out of your room buddy eekay: you havent talked here for a month eekay: you need to participate in our community more taylor Joguitaro: 🤡
Xylotile: in like 10 eekay: eekay: heres the subtitles for the seaosn1 finale you're welcome Joguitaro: Fine you can game without me I guess Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay ? eekay: she buca on my di till i beppo ASlowFatHorsey: I can eekay: nobody eekay: i thought it was pretty good ASlowFatHorsey: The line or show Xylotile: lol Xylotile: eating rn eekay: the line Xylotile: gimme 10 eekay: i just got there in the show eekay: chills ASlowFatHorsey: Send clip ASlowFatHorsey: Feed me content now ASlowFatHorsey: I will not work for my slop eekay: nah u gotta watch ASlowFatHorsey: If u dont put three skull emojis in a portrait mode video base dropping when he says the line ASlowFatHorsey: I will fucking throw a fit eekay: lol i still heard the vine boom sound effects then the sped up versions ASlowFatHorsey: Lol really? ASlowFatHorsey: Not surprised eekay: in my minds eye Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 5 minutes. Xylotile: gamingggg ASlowFatHorsey: so eekay: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: Join call bich eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sigma-cat-erm-what-the-sigma-erm-what-gif-17103520909645880435 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-gru-steve-carell-despicable-me2-yes-thats-me-gif-16561733 eekay: aight eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: Started a call that lasted 75 minutes. eekay: https://tenor.com/view/trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354 eekay: !gpt outline the investigation into bill clinton's affair with monica lewinsky. what evidence was found and why did bill later admit it after denyiong it? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The investigation into Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky was a significant political and legal event in the late 1990s, known as the Lewinsky scandal. Here's an outline of the key elements of the investigation and the evidence found: 1. **Background:** - Monica Lewinsky was a White House intern who allegedly had a sexual relationship with President Bill Clinton between 1995 and 1997. - The affair came to light during a broader investigation led by Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr, initially focused on the Whitewater real estate investments involving Bill and Hillary Clinton. 2. **Paula Jones Lawsuit:** - The investigation into Lewinsky's affair began as a collateral development of the Paula Jones sexual harassment lawsuit against Clinton. - Lewinsky's name came up during depositions for the Jones case, leading investigators to explore the nature of her relationship with Clinton. 3. **Key Evidence:** - Taped Conversations: Linda Tripp, a coworker of Lewinsky, secretly recorded conversations where Lewinsky discussed the affair. - Affidavits: Both Lewinsky and Clinton initially denied the affair under oath in the Jones case. - The Blue Dress: Lewinsky possessed a blue dress with a semen stain, later confirmed through DNA testing to belong to Clinton. - Testimony and Grand Jury: Lewinsky was
eekay: cut a month from my estimate eekay: big Xylotile: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 377 days, 3 hours, 17 minutes, and 18 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: nice update eekay: i did it before typing Xylotile: god damn can this fat blonde bitch shut up already Xylotile: oh… Xylotile: game pleaseee Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy @eekay Xylotile: @eekay last episode of s6 eekay: that reminds me eekay: eekay: saw this today Xylotile: do you guys feel old eekay: yes ASlowFatHorsey: Eh yeah cuz everyone is younger than me but when I leave college I’ll feel yung again ASlowFatHorsey: Spring in me step eekay: lol eekay: yeah thats what alot of people say eekay: graduating makes them feel really young and spry Xylotile: Xylotile: @eekay be like ErfBundy: Working ErfBundy: And then siege grind ErfBundy: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 377 days, 1 hours, 31 minutes, and 32 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: @eekay they got surrounded eekay: yes they do Xylotile: gg Xylotile: fucking daryl eekay: jesus i know right eekay: daryl is my woat Xylotile: stupid low iq redneck fuck Xylotile: rick is stupid too Xylotile: all his fault Xylotile: morgan goat eekay: lol eekay: || rick keeps telling negan hes going to murder him and negan keeps keeping him alive || eekay: || two masterminds at work || Xylotile: ||yeah negan should have killed another person for what rick said|| eekay: https://tenor.com/view/negan-negan-twd-twd-the-walking-dead-gif-25392031 eekay: "people are a resource" eekay: yeah fuck daryl though just a stupid fucking useless animal Xylotile: ok montage moment Xylotile: lol eekay: are u s7 yet Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-wheres-rick-rick-grimes-negan-amc-gif-22034112 Xylotile: yeah first ep eekay: do u get the title Xylotile: as much as i hate negan Xylotile: he is a reasonable man Xylotile: i think so? Xylotile: ||it’s from morgan right|| eekay: https://tenor.com/view/wrong-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-incorrect-you-got-it-wrong-false-gif-8877109044393951791 Xylotile: fuck eekay: one more guess before Xylotile: i looked it up eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mw2-cod-airstrike-killstreak-gif-24149819 eekay: L. eekay: i didnt get it either i never even thought about it eekay: epic lore moment Xylotile: yeah you’re ri- eekay: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150 Xylotile: shane woulda 360 no scoped negan
Xylotile: yeah lol Xylotile: i think she made me go in front of the room and spell illinois ASlowFatHorsey: Were we doing sparkle in 7th grade? Xylotile: no she just asked me to ASlowFatHorsey: 🥶 eekay: lol where are your people from eekay: sounds like she was just making conversation but yeah kind of weird eekay: my grandpa called ryan from schobo the "oriental kid" cause he was trying to think of his name ASlowFatHorsey: Interesting ASlowFatHorsey: Bit sus eekay: lol yeah eekay: !gpt3 An example of an ancient sumerian prayer could be: FriggBot2000: "Oh great gods and goddesses of Sumer, we offer our humble prayers to you. Please grant us your wisdom and guidance, and protect us from harm. We are forever grateful for your blessings." eekay: !gpt3 Experts have discovered that the best way to fuck an octopus is by FriggBot2000: using a curved dildo that is inserted into the octopus' beak. The dildo should be lubricated with a water-based lubricant. eekay: ite thanx eekay: !gpt3 x squared equals negative 6. what is x FriggBot2000: ? FriggBot2000: x equals negative 3 eekay: lol eekay: !gpt3 x^2 = -3. x = ? FriggBot2000: x = - √3 ASlowFatHorsey: Lol he just question pinged u eekay: hes autocompleting my question which he thnik would end in a question mark eekay: it eekay: not he ASlowFatHorsey: Riggggghhhtt keep tellin urself that man ASlowFatHorsey: Q pinged by a bot eekay: ite ASlowFatHorsey: Figgbot got spunk gotta respec that ErfBundy: New Kendrick is out this is not a drill eekay: Midrick 🥱 ErfBundy: RICK CaMelon: i rember syrup sangwiches ErfBundy: man is feeding me syrup sandwhiches rn ErfBundy: how do you spell that CaMelon: I got big dog status it aint no secret @eekay ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey be like Xylotile: @ErfBundy album kinda mid ErfBundy: I haven’t finished it Xylotile: Oh ight Xylotile: !gpt3 most streamed artist on Spotify right now FriggBot2000: , and it is easy to see why. The album has been praised by critics and fans alike, and has been hailed as a return to form for the singer. FriggBot2000: “The album is a return to form for the singer, who has been through a lot in the past few years.” FriggBot2000: “It is a return to form for the singer, who has been through a lot in the past few years.” FriggBot2000: The album is a return to form for the singer, who has been through a lot in the past few years. She has been through a divorce, and has had to deal with the death of her mother. FriggBot2000: The album is a return to form for the singer, who has been through a lot in the past few years. FriggBot2000: The album is a return to form for the singer, who has been through a lot in the past few years. She has been through a divorce, and has had to deal with the death of her mother. Xylotile: !gpt3 most popular album rn FriggBot2000: The most popular album right now is Taylor Swift's "Reputation." eekay: idiot eekay: stop asking questions and start prompting eekay: its not google it generates written text eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey whens your final today
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ErfBundy: Yeah it can be done in like 30 minutes if you are like somewhat decent ErfBundy: The other ones are super movement and route intensive ErfBundy: But 16 star has like something ridiculous in every star Joguitaro: Yeah all remembrances run is way cooler ErfBundy: Its a cool run Joguitaro: Except they probably cheese all the bosses ErfBundy: No they just use really good weapons and shit eekay: did you finish many runs? ErfBundy: There is a couple to cheese tho Joguitaro: That’s cheese ErfBundy: No Joguitaro: Using broken weapons is cheese ErfBundy: Eekay get an emulator and try to do Lakitu skip ErfBundy: It’s like the first trick and it’s hard lol eekay: lol eekay: ive seen it so many times eekay: surely its not that hard eekay: surely . . . ErfBundy: Do it lmao eekay: ill try it eekay: i have en exam in 2 hours which i havent studied for eekay: muting Joguitaro: “All remembrances +0 uchigatana %” ErfBundy: Lmao Joguitaro: That’s the category I’m making ErfBundy: Do it Joguitaro: Or Joguitaro: “All remembrances wretch %” Xylotile: elden ring lowkey fell off Joguitaro: Kinda did Joguitaro: Just waiting for dlc Xylotile: i didnt even finish the game Joguitaro: Okay well you’re just bad Xylotile: getting better gear and stuff isnt rewarding Xylotile: and my build is so boring Joguitaro: Game is definitely most fun completely blind day 1 ErfBundy: Rune level 1 runs are ridiculous tho Joguitaro: Unpopular opinion but all the bosses should have like double the health Joguitaro: Where’s the elden ring hard mode mod at Joguitaro: That’s what I want ErfBundy: It’s called new game plus 7 ErfBundy: Or torch only Joguitaro: Every boss should have the healing mechanic Melania has Joguitaro: Frame perfect dodge attacks Joguitaro: Yeahhhhhh Xylotile: make bosses harder Xylotile: make normal dudes easier Xylotile: i agree Xylotile: wait guys real question Xylotile: have you guys seen an asian person get gas eekay: i think i did well on both my exams today eekay: i think gamings are in order to celebrate my acheivements ASlowFatHorsey: Who? ASlowFatHorsey: Jkjk ASlowFatHorsey: Unless…. ASlowFatHorsey: Poop Xylotile: Dead chat ErfBundy: For real eekay: you bout to be a dead chatter if you dont stfu eekay: jesus it is sad to see titanfall2 nowadays eekay: cant find a game waiting for 15 minutes eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey 🤠 ? ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: Tomorrow not today ASlowFatHorsey: Uhh ok eekay: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile i cannot get through s2 ep 10 ASlowFatHorsey: It is sooooo cringe eekay: does anybody else here just dislike xylotile on a deep deep level eekay: almost spritual ASlowFatHorsey: Ek do you guys need some couples therapy eekay: @jakecrewa whats your take on the xylotile issue? Xylotile: ???? Xylotile: What happened in that episode eekay: i rly wanna game ASlowFatHorsey: Walt throwin temper tantrum cuz he dosent have a valid excuse to make meth for now
eekay: maybe? ASlowFatHorsey: Fbi graduation jakecrewa: Looks like mandela ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent seem very mlk ASlowFatHorsey: Lol i could see it jakecrewa: !dalle black and crippled hitler FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: no porn!!! jakecrewa: !dalle black hitler FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: no porn!!! ASlowFatHorsey: 🤨 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok horn dog jakecrewa: !dalle white lebron james FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-IM7iPr0uckwNR3bAO3O8yP8I.png?st=2024-09-20T22%3A46%3A49Z&se=2024-09-21T00%3A46%3A49Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-09-20T23%3A09%3A15Z&ske=2024-09-21T23%3A09%3A15Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=9cc05t9BpWASFuXwbzpF2QvuqM3CZZvnIMeBeWQiuJw%3D Xylotile: jc can text in the chat but not text back Xylotile: smh my head Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OViYUArpH8 this is sooooo ekay ASlowFatHorsey: Adams apple could murder right there eekay: lol eekay: swallowed a traffick cone or smthn jakecrewa: !chinese and black George Washington FriggBot2000: command '!chinese' not recognized jakecrewa: !dalle chinese and black george washington
ASlowFatHorsey: Sheeeeeeesh ErfBundy: lmao mental ASlowFatHorsey: I knew I could do it man ASlowFatHorsey: U just got push through dez nutz to make it to ur chin ASlowFatHorsey: Then a whole world of possibilities opens up Joguitaro: Wgmn ASlowFatHorsey: Jobs ASlowFatHorsey: Money ASlowFatHorsey: Fame ASlowFatHorsey: Shid ErfBundy: yeah the possibility for deez nuts to be placed on your chin ASlowFatHorsey: Farr ASlowFatHorsey: Dam 😎 ErfBundy: im a natural what can i say ASlowFatHorsey: Hirable ASlowFatHorsey: Cracked ErfBundy: TRUE ASlowFatHorsey: Unified ErfBundy: bro im not gonna say it thiss time ErfBundy: its too easy ASlowFatHorsey: This is what I mean man ASlowFatHorsey: Everything has the possibility to set duped ErfBundy: lmao ASlowFatHorsey: Ok me game ASlowFatHorsey: We game? Xylotile: no ErfBundy: we gaming? ErfBundy: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ErfBundy: @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon eekay: i am going to sleep eekay: i went to bad at 3 and got up at 7 ErfBundy: uhhhh ErfBundy: ok ASlowFatHorsey: ? ErfBundy: intersting ASlowFatHorsey: But are I going to fall asleep tho eekay: ya ErfBundy: its literally 9 ErfBundy: you can play a game or tow eekay: lol im not sleeping cause i think i should be tired eekay: im sleeping eekay: becuase i am tired ErfBundy: no youre not eekay: true wgmn ErfBundy: seee CaMelon: Probs not I need to workout and after that I’ll probably be hitting the hay soon ASlowFatHorsey: Ight Xylotile: once again i can gameries at mindnight Xylotile: if we're up that late Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: anyone know if thats right Xylotile: jk Xylotile: Xylotile: ap in the top lane? ASlowFatHorsey: Huh ErfBundy: If y’all haven’t watch demon slayer get on that fucking train bro ErfBundy: Shit is GAS ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah its pretty good animation ErfBundy: You seen season 2 yet? ASlowFatHorsey: Most recent ep fire yeah? ErfBundy: FUCK YEAH ASlowFatHorsey: Just haven’t seen the newest ep ErfBundy: New episode Sunday too ErfBundy: Episode 9 was fire ASlowFatHorsey: Oh i thought ASlowFatHorsey: Nvm ErfBundy: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ep 9 is fire ErfBundy: New one not out yet ErfBundy: I was a week behind lol ErfBundy: I’ve read it so I know everything so I’m not like rushing to the episodes ErfBundy: But god they are so good ASlowFatHorsey: They’re pretty good yeah ErfBundy: After this arc they halfway done animating demon slayer too ErfBundy: That’s crazy Xylotile: I can no longer attend tomorrow lads Xylotile: @Joguitaro can you get a ride from @ASlowFatHorsey ? Joguitaro: If @ASlowFatHorsey is okay with that eekay: i had a dream i saw james bond at the climbing gym
Xylotile: i think its b/c @Joguitaro is sleepin ASlowFatHorsey: Idk if that was racist or nah ASlowFatHorsey: Gon classify under the taxonomy of poopy @eekay Xylotile: i kinda feel bad for using chegg, but the instructors dont care enough to make their own problems Xylotile: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eekay: terrible reasoning eekay: textbooks are made to be used Xylotile: textbooks are shit eekay: youve shifted what is expected of them becuase you expect yourself to cheat Xylotile: if its the exact same problem Xylotile: dont care Xylotile: their fualt Xylotile: and i dont need this clas eekay: nobody enable him eekay: venting his cope through the gc eekay: back up forma perimiter we have a cope leak here eekay: https://tenor.com/view/crime-scene-ianto-jones-torchwood-gareth-david-lloyd-doctor-what420-gif-17548327 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lockdown-the-whole-perimeter-body-guards-south-park-s16e3-faith-hilling-gif-23121352 Xylotile: would you guys kill baby hitler ErfBundy: No Xylotile: u hate jews then Xylotile: holy shit taylor is alive ErfBundy: Ok Xylotile: shoot i just remember that i need to go to bed Xylotile: sorry I know u just got here taylor Xylotile: awkward timing Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: i reject the false dichotomy of let hitler live or kill baby hitler Xylotile: i would just cut his arm off Xylotile: so he wouldn't fail as an artist Xylotile: cuz he didnt have a chance from the start eekay: So you can do other things eekay: Kidnap him and raise him or take him back to the present eekay: ????? Xylotile: nah Xylotile: cant do that Xylotile: ek are you on your phone? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yay-spying-gif-13029960 eekay: ErfBundy: Cute Xylotile: ugly eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy how much later is an option for climbing eekay: becuase thgey reset on tuesday so if we go at 2:30 there will be 1 or more walls unavailable eekay: if we went at 3 or 4 we would probably have the wall after an hour or so ErfBundy: Wdym they reset Xylotile: They reset eekay: They change the walls Xylotile: Dumbfuck eekay: The problems eekay: On the walls ErfBundy: Interesting eekay: so eekay: do you want to go later so we can try the new stuff eekay: or are you able ErfBundy: I could do like 3:30 but I don’t wanna be home super late is all eekay: i think that would be better eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? ASlowFatHorsey: Ingot eekay: coo' CaMelon: It goes down in ch 80 I think ErfBundy: Oh word ErfBundy: I’m on 77 to be exact ErfBundy: So I am interested now ASlowFatHorsey: Has time berserk but not for jojos smh ErfBundy: Well I’m not gonna read jojos ErfBundy: And at this rate I’ll be done with berserk in like a week ASlowFatHorsey: Ur going to watch it tho
ASlowFatHorsey: I thnk he just another part of my schizophrenia ASlowFatHorsey: Also plausible eekay: strange how i never seen taylor when ap was on his meds eekay: 🤔 ASlowFatHorsey: Well im never on my meds so ASlowFatHorsey: Thas on u bruv ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: When is the standardized test i have to take to dst eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmnnnnnn ErfBundy: There is nothing to game on ErfBundy: Gaming is fizzling out rn ASlowFatHorsey: rong ASlowFatHorsey: gaming is forever ErfBundy: I know ASlowFatHorsey: ok Xylotile: Game in 40 mins Xylotile: If you guys wanna game eekay: oke ErfBundy: Down ASlowFatHorsey: nah im goos ErfBundy: Bruh ASlowFatHorsey: good ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230 ErfBundy: so no gaming eekay: remember eekay: xylotikle minutes eekay: hell be on in 3 or 4 days tops ErfBundy: aight Xylotile: I’m not 3 manning eekay: theres 3 ready lol ErfBundy: ap is being gay is guess eekay: thought he was gaming ErfBundy: he said nah im good ASlowFatHorsey: u guys are dum af ASlowFatHorsey: obv im gamin eekay: he was not srs ErfBundy: ap youve never ever been sarcastic in your life ErfBundy: why would you do it now eekay: ?? eekay: gamerese?? ErfBundy: xylotile already hit the bed eekay: @Xylotile ??? Xylotile: Oh Xylotile: Nah Xylotile: Watching stranger things ErfBundy: told ya ErfBundy: hes gay Xylotile: Last episode ErfBundy: leave the caht ErfBundy: actually Xylotile: If you guys wanna wait two hours lol ASlowFatHorsey: u can fucken wait to do it later u dunce eekay: youve hurt thsi chat today eekay: in a way that cant be repaired ASlowFatHorsey: jesus christ ASlowFatHorsey: this man prolly giggling about how mad hes makin us ASlowFatHorsey: fuck y do we llet him do this eekay: @Xylotile YOU ARE POOR ASlowFatHorsey: fucking ass ErfBundy: why talk about him ErfBundy: you feed his gremlin ass ErfBundy: dont play with him eekay: gaming embargo ASlowFatHorsey: tru but jotigaro is ded and i dont wanna 3 man lol ASlowFatHorsey: but idgaf anymore ASlowFatHorsey: 1 week no xylophone ASlowFatHorsey: gaming ASlowFatHorsey: the counsel has decreed ASlowFatHorsey: does the defendant have any last words before punishment ASlowFatHorsey: ight ASlowFatHorsey: so be it ASlowFatHorsey: everyone in favor say I ASlowFatHorsey: I ASlowFatHorsey: Do u guys not wanna boycott this eekay: not gonna give attention to this narcisstic behavior eekay: attention seeking eekay: self destructive Xylotile: Man I’m watching it with people Xylotile: I can’t just leave
eekay: !dalle aqua? how tf u get into aqua? FriggBot2000: no porn!!! ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle cat with a panned I’m confused look almost disgruntled ASlowFatHorsey: Dam FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-WifL4htMTzLzYhfQLCjVATNV.png?st=2024-05-13T17%3A13%3A25Z&se=2024-05-13T19%3A13%3A25Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-12T23%3A24%3A13Z&ske=2024-05-13T23%3A24%3A13Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=P7GwiO/8rT8UrexG0HRYOH5%2BDOCgqHbHsk3BlRyxdQs%3D eekay: man its slow eekay: !dalle cat looking straight into camera with one eye closed, chill relaxed face, intense stare ASlowFatHorsey: Ik I just autocorrected to I’m instead of in eekay: !dalle cat looking straight into camera with one eye closed, chill relaxed face, intense stare FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-WWOJ59nt5z7LBvt4BNnpstIg.png?st=2024-05-13T17%3A14%3A17Z&se=2024-05-13T19%3A14%3A17Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-13T16%3A41%3A41Z&ske=2024-05-14T16%3A41%3A41Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=N87YhDwtPI2HwZ0sZHutMU%2ByE5NVc3EMJFZc0iZsDEg%3D
Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: i prolly wouldve gone if i could Xylotile: @CaMelon yall at alec's? CaMelon: Just got home Xylotile: my leg game just started Xylotile: yall wanna game after Joguitaro: im down CaMelon: Sure eekay: camel is anybody else staying over? eekay: aka aidan CaMelon: ? eekay: are people staying over at alecs CaMelon: No eekay: like will he ba abkle to game eekay: ok cool Joguitaro: @Xylotile ping us when your game is done Xylotile: game almost done Xylotile: im rdy Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 79 minutes. Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: https://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Fervor_of_Battle eekay: @everyone terraria gamings? eekay: start new run today? Joguitaro: I’m down CaMelon: ok eekay: aidan says he can game in about 2 hrs Joguitaro: Pog eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? Xylotile: Nice timer ek eekay: i swear i didnt plan that lol eekay: i just got back froma test drive eekay: you playin any terraria zamojski Xylotile: Prolly not Xylotile: I’m not a big fan of 2d gamings eekay: you bogfht it right> eekay: bought Xylotile: I did not eekay: oh eekay: i tohuhgt you did eekay: it gets to 5 bucks pretty often eekay: definitely worth Xylotile: If it’s $5 I’ll buy it eekay: yeah basically any sale eekay: its like minecraft but much more combat focused eekay: and actually fairly difficult eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey we gmail though? ASlowFatHorsey: Me parents want me to look up stuff i need for college you guys can start without me if you havent already eekay: how much you gotta look up though eekay: cant take that long eekay: like a shopping list? ASlowFatHorsey: They have a recommendations thingy from u of i for housing and its kind of a long list ASlowFatHorsey: I have to choose diff stuff Joguitaro: oh yeah like laundry basket and bed stuff ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: you have to do that on the u of i website? eekay: you cant just buy stuff and take it in Joguitaro: you have to chose what kind of bed you want and stuff Joguitaro: like a high or low loft Joguitaro: and a bunch of other stuff ASlowFatHorsey: No its just has recommendations for what you should prolly get eekay: oh eekay: well how ong does that take ASlowFatHorsey: Idk Joguitaro: shouldnt take that long ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly not to long yeah eekay: cause id rather start together so nobody has to get caught up eekay: like camel always does ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: just ping when done ASlowFatHorsey: Kk eekay: how we deciding biome? eekay: crim or sorruption ASlowFatHorsey: Crimson pls Joguitaro: yeah crim eekay: so we agree now eekay: good
ErfBundy: yeah no gaming tonight ErfBundy: ew Xylotile: I’m prolly going to sleep anyways Joguitaro: 😦 Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: Gg birthday Xylotile: eekay: @Xylotile what eekay: did you guys see the twitch rivals clip of tylers support Xylotile: No I haven’t Xylotile: Gg birthday eekay: it was ioki celebrating when he got picked and his mom was there freaking out too eekay: t1 saw it and starting crying eekay: wholesome 100 eekay: well he wasnt crying but his eyes got watery Xylotile: Link Xylotile: Also gg birthday eekay: oh eekay: gracies birthday? eekay: https://out.reddit.com/t3_kw1ron?url=https%3A%2F%2Fclips.twitch.tv%2FYawningDistinctToadAMPEnergyCherry&token=AQAAkSL_XworZ9x8w3bcOKtj4j5qD4Z0_j17XlrApQVctfeVfRxD&app_name=desktop2x&user_id=62441663 Xylotile: Gg birthday eekay: are y6ou saying it is her birthday ASlowFatHorsey: LETTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOO ASlowFatHorsey: SECOND CLASS OF THE WEEK ASlowFatHorsey: ALREADY OVERSLEPT ASlowFatHorsey: thats gotta be a world fucking record ErfBundy: you are just speeedrunning falling behind lmao ASlowFatHorsey: he said it wasnt a big deal if you miss a class here and there ASlowFatHorsey: but I dont think he meant the second class tho ErfBundy: yeah lmao ErfBundy: itll be fine ErfBundy: https://youtu.be/vYx862qD1S8 ErfBundy: ek be like eekay: how is that me explain yourself eekay: NOW YOU CRETIN Xylotile: @eekay gg bday eekay: ok buddy eekay: thanks eekay: i got it ErfBundy: your league dreams ErfBundy: thats you dreaming about hitting swain baron steals Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: u gonna say happy bday? eekay: no Xylotile: too bad Xylotile: so sad Xylotile: so everyone good for thursday night? eekay: yes eekay: jsut got backdoored while we were doing baron eekay: that feels really bad eekay: i mean elder eekay: not baron Xylotile: Xylotile: ill take it eekay: so would i Xylotile: If I didn’t get an afk I woulda won the game before Xylotile: And place p2 eekay: lol eekay: are you stupid eekay: why would yuo ever afk in promos Xylotile: Wha eekay: i mean placements Xylotile: Didn’t get an afk Xylotile: I didn’t afk eekay: oh Xylotile: My shen afked last game eekay: yeah thats unfortunate eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ??? Xylotile: Why isn’t op.gg updated ASlowFatHorsey: Whats up bruv Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey can u play on Thursday eekay: eekay: is this new skin eekay: Xylotile: Nope Ant: My engineering teacher likes trashing on fine arts majors Xylotile: doesnt surprise me tbh Xylotile: what does he say
eekay: v3 climber at peak condition ASlowFatHorsey: have you ever had a dreams that that you um you add you do what you could you do you it you want you you could do so you you do you could use you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything ASlowFatHorsey: ek rn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-dumbledore-pensieve-magic-gif-17242310 ASlowFatHorsey: mind cum eekay: this how ap decides what to type in discord sometimes eekay: he just plucks an unformed thought from his mind and throws it on the keyboard ASlowFatHorsey: falsehood ASlowFatHorsey: just smooth brain ASlowFatHorsey: smoothie ASlowFatHorsey: ek smoothie ASlowFatHorsey: new smoothie commin out at jamba juice ASlowFatHorsey: called ek smoothie ASlowFatHorsey: consider yourself toasted ASlowFatHorsey: ALERT🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 CRISPY MF ASlowFatHorsey: TOO CRISPY eekay: crispy smoothie huh eekay: gross ASlowFatHorsey: cuz toasted ASlowFatHorsey: smoothie ASlowFatHorsey: other ASlowFatHorsey: insulkf ASlowFatHorsey: insult ASlowFatHorsey: can a guy differentiate his roasts like goddamm eekay: :| ASlowFatHorsey: :\/\/\/\/\/\/ eekay: :] ASlowFatHorsey: wait ASlowFatHorsey: :/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/ ASlowFatHorsey: my god eekay: guys guys guys eekay: listen eekay: listen ok eekay: what if eekay: you could only cum piss or piss cum eekay: which you choose ASlowFatHorsey: 🦻 eekay: ok i dont appreeciate how im just having to have a conversation and its liek youre not even linestinsts eekay: listenint eekay: listening Xylotile: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: me tryin to do hm rn now so eekay: homemork eekay: i said "having to have a conversation" eekay: lol Xylotile: I’d cum piss eekay: but you cant hold it in your foreskin anymore Xylotile: So eekay: i tohuhgt you lvoed doing that eekay: am i having a stroke Xylotile: It’s convenient eekay: you must know thats not true Xylotile: How is it not Xylotile: I don’t cum on me eekay: youre literally cumming inside yourself eekay: how does it feel to be an autosexual Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hasbro1984-transformers-autobots-logo-gif-17886324 eekay: so you pinch your foresekin likea water baloon at the tap eekay: and sum inside it eekay: cum Xylotile: Exactly eekay: and then eekay: use a paper towell eekay: ? Xylotile: Then have a paper tower ready Xylotile: Exactly Xylotile: You get it eekay: you must be aware eekay: that the middle man is not necessary here Xylotile: Ab eekay: you can just go eekay: into the paper towell Xylotile: And risk cumming on myself? Xylotile: I’m good bro Xylotile: That’s gay eekay: ok im being le epic trolled eekay: are you climbing Xylotile: Yes man Xylotile: I’d love to go
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/oh-sure-whatever-you-say-gif-20744799 ASlowFatHorsey: Classic Taylor thinkin he can just waltz in like nothin happened ASlowFatHorsey: U been gone man ASlowFatHorsey: Things change Joguitaro: ? ASlowFatHorsey: It’s ogre ASlowFatHorsey: The 2 days u spent not gaming ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what did it to this chat ASlowFatHorsey: Proud of urself man ASlowFatHorsey: Smh my head Xylotile: i can do a lil bit of gamings Xylotile: @eekay 3 manner? Xylotile: so fucking true Joguitaro: aight well lets game Xylotile: ap cant game btw Joguitaro: classic Xylotile: down for 3 man Xylotile: or bo6 🙂 Xylotile: u bought it to play with ur friend Xylotile: yet u havent played Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ryan-howard-bj-novak-taking-notes-noted-the-office-gif-21242726 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/ghost-halloween-song-gif-12102675640598705358 eekay: ap after "working" every day and going to sleep at 6pm then fleeing the country over break eekay: 👻 ASlowFatHorsey: Bich I’d like to see u try and do what I do for 1 hour Xylotile: so fucking true Xylotile: egay have u had wrist pain ASlowFatHorsey: Ty Xylotile: my fucking wrist hurts so much eekay: i never had wrist pain eekay: but i got finger numbness ASlowFatHorsey: Nice carpel tunnel ASlowFatHorsey: Happens when u try to hard in ds eekay: or if ur gay Xylotile: thank god i did a trial for fifa 25 Xylotile: the game is absolute doo doo cheeks ASlowFatHorsey: Has ever not been doo doo cheeks eekay: just like the last 20 eekay: youi cant be surprised Xylotile: i just uninstalled it Xylotile: get that shit outta my face Xylotile: they havent fixed the exact same problems from 3 years ago Xylotile: crazy ASlowFatHorsey: A real gmailer wouldn’t have downloaded it in the first place Xylotile: it was free man ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent change anything Xylotile: you're right Xylotile: @Joguitaro buddyyyyyyyyyyy ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sad-monkey-monkey-sad-awkward-shy-gif-17280260242290492025 Xylotile: Classic drunk Ap ErfBundy: Merry Christmas Eve everyone hope you all have a lovely day ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/lietuviskoskaledos-kaledos-biteskaledos-bitesgifai-catonchristmastree-gif-6075239012881636574 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-mochimon-kawaii-cute-gif-2836133746384486674 Xylotile: Down to play siege this week ErfBundy: When Xylotile: Tomorrow I can ErfBundy: Ok just let me know eekay: Didn't Taylor say he was gonna stop doordashing
eekay: its called carrying eekay: its somethin you can do when ur better than ur opponent eekay: u might be able to try it some day ASlowFatHorsey: riiiggghhhhtt sure ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile have you been going kraken on kaisa? ASlowFatHorsey: with collector ? eekay: the cracklector ASlowFatHorsey: ^ eekay: the kraken barrell eekay: free wins ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone wgmn??? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/epic-style-gamer-lego-dance-fortnite-dance-gif-16796362 ASlowFatHorsey: taking that as an enthusiastic yes ASlowFatHorsey: gg ASlowFatHorsey: is coming ek eekay: no im in weiner queuueuueuue ASlowFatHorsey: r u tho? eekay: yup ASlowFatHorsey: no ASlowFatHorsey: is the correct answer Xylotile: i went galeforce when it was op Xylotile: prolly kraken now ASlowFatHorsey: the build has a 56 percent wr eekay: gayforce = lose ASlowFatHorsey: r we gaming or not? ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone Xylotile: i thought i could but i got too much hw Xylotile: sorry ASlowFatHorsey: ight ASlowFatHorsey: np Ant: https://twitter.com/jigsaw_quotes/status/1356007799730315266?s=21 ASlowFatHorsey: @Definitely_Not_Taylor @ErfBundy @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: wgmn? ErfBundy: camel is doing something but should be back here soon then we can game ErfBundy: like thirty minutes or so ASlowFatHorsey: hmm ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: Xylotile: Xylotile: Fellas Xylotile: I got this email but I don’t know who it’s from Xylotile: Should I take the L and ask what class she’s talking about? eekay: are you stupid or something Xylotile: What eekay: i could take a pretty good guess who its from Xylotile: I don’t know the class ErfBundy: lol eekay: look up faculty on the schooll website Xylotile: I looked at all my syllabi and couldn’t find her name ErfBundy: thats odd Xylotile: She’s probably a ta ASlowFatHorsey: how many of your classes have a discussion section eekay: ^ CaMelon: wgmn? ASlowFatHorsey: wmng ErfBundy: WEGAMING Xylotile: Only two and I already turned them in CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 137 minutes. Xylotile: Calc 2 and physics ErfBundy: @Xylotile get in call Xylotile: And physics is the only class that’s with gradescope Xylotile: I can’t game today sorry ErfBundy: bruh Xylotile: I didn’t do shit Saturday and I’m behind ErfBundy: you said you coud; Xylotile: Ya then I said I couldn’t ErfBundy: gay faggatron Xylotile: Maybe at 9:30 idk Xylotile: Big if true ErfBundy: do work fast big man ErfBundy: get grinding Xylotile: Would it be bad to email her asking what the class is for ErfBundy: nahhhh CaMelon: https://youtu.be/34T-Siv66S0
jakecrewa: CEO of shitting himself in calculus eekay: maybe the rich elite just sacrifice their short children ASlowFatHorsey: thats why they pay me the big bucks bruv eekay: or trade them in like csgo skin upgrading ASlowFatHorsey: also it is called sharding u uncultured swine ASlowFatHorsey: there is a difference ASlowFatHorsey: or just pay for leg extensions eekay: also an optoin Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: who second tallest here after jc eekay: ap? Xylotile: Me eekay: um eekay: we gonna need to double check that ASlowFatHorsey: ek arent u like 510 or smthn eekay: 5'11 bastard eekay: maybe 6 if we're rounding im not sure ASlowFatHorsey: carilliam only 58 eekay: lol Xylotile: Me 5’9 eekay: munchkin Xylotile: @Joguitaro is shorter than you right? eekay: if you mean me than i think so by a small amount eekay: idk where gavin is eekay: i feel like hes taller than me but me and ap are pretty close eekay: height wise eekay: 😳 ASlowFatHorsey: nice try man ASlowFatHorsey: 411 lookin ass eekay: unless . . . eekay: whats 4111 eekay: 411 ASlowFatHorsey: 4feet11inches eekay: lol eekay: i need to re measure actually eekay: ill be 6foot any day now eekay: surely ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-harder-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-saul-goodman-gif-24033192 ASlowFatHorsey: love def and robits is pretty good eekay: which you watched ASlowFatHorsey: lots of boobs eekay: thought new season was alright eekay: yeah lots of nudity eekay: i suppose thats the love part ASlowFatHorsey: which is fine ASlowFatHorsey: im on s1 eekay: theyre very hit or miss some are painfully bad eekay: season 2 was not great imo eekay: s3 was beter ASlowFatHorsey: yeah some are very good some are just kinda idk eekay: and the actor of jeff winger voices a character in s3 eekay: u seen sonnie's edge? eekay: s1 e4 i think ASlowFatHorsey: yea eekay: that one is fuckin wicked ASlowFatHorsey: lots of twists ASlowFatHorsey: they all kinda weird eekay: for sure eekay: like black mirror on acid ASlowFatHorsey: three robots def best so far eekay: or lsd maybe ASlowFatHorsey: first ep hasnt been topped ASlowFatHorsey: still good eps tho eekay: how much of s1 u seen ASlowFatHorsey: im on suits rn eekay: um ASlowFatHorsey: so about 8 eps ASlowFatHorsey: 7 eekay: with the mechs on the farm? ASlowFatHorsey: ye eekay: thought that one was a bit disney compared to the other ones lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kenny-black-mirror-bbc-netflix-shut-up-and-dance-gif-9744430 Xylotile: Have you guys watched shut up and dance Xylotile: From black mirror eekay: YES MAN WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT BLACK MIRROR FUCK
eekay: yeah all braindamage results in death eekay: of any kind eekay: u die ASlowFatHorsey: yep ASlowFatHorsey: speaking to u from my cryochamber eekay: since wqhen do u care about your brain eekay: substance abuser ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: mans thinks that lead wont merc ur shit eekay: no of course it will eekay: so do alcohol and drugs ASlowFatHorsey: u cannot ASlowFatHorsey: compare lol eekay: of course i can eekay: its bait but you can obviously compare them ASlowFatHorsey: nope ASlowFatHorsey: rong ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: how does it feel to be rong eekay: lol feels great man eekay: feels great to have all my brain function eekay: while you culturetards keep drinking the koolaid ASlowFatHorsey: i will ASlowFatHorsey: says the twitch user eekay: lol eekay: reddit is worse than twitch eekay: any kind of scrolling basically ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-sir-cope-sir-american-psycho-gif-26276799 Xylotile: One of my other roommates is a gamer eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: ok eekay: i just fucking know we coulda climbed today Joguitaro: I cannot Joguitaro: Waiting for aps lame excuse though ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: U guys use a gpu stand? eekay: yea Joguitaro: kinda ASlowFatHorsey: Yea seems worf eekay: mnine came with one and the fucker is heavy Joguitaro: i use like a phone stand to hold mine up lo Joguitaro: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Tech eekay: i know u got that plastic chinese budget gpu though eekay: prolly not v heavy ASlowFatHorsey: Lol yea that’s me ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck you ASlowFatHorsey: Im done ASlowFatHorsey: With ur ousting my gpu Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-done-kill-gif-23115674 eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: What he said Xylotile: Yeah gpu stand is necessary ASlowFatHorsey: u guys are actually so mad ASlowFatHorsey: twice the gpu u fools got at half the price eekay: lol i was trolling cuase we were flaming without looking at it ASlowFatHorsey: uhh eekay: better value than ours ASlowFatHorsey: huh eekay: but obv a worse card ASlowFatHorsey: mhm Joguitaro: yeah you're poor and stupid if you ain't got the 4080RTX mega pooper 800 pay to win gpu ASlowFatHorsey: i already got that eekay: what? eekay: man its just an expression ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/loling-key-and-peele-giggle-gif-13916539 ASlowFatHorsey: blip eekay: lol eekay: theres like no gifs of lightnig in a bottle ASlowFatHorsey: nah ASlowFatHorsey: big sadge Xylotile: @Joguitaro one of my roommates has the exact same mannerisms as you do Xylotile: It’s so freaky ASlowFatHorsey: hes acoustic too? ASlowFatHorsey: well regarded? Xylotile: Honestly a little
Xylotile: you aint got options eekay: wdym Xylotile: you can only short w options Xylotile: you gotta apply for options lvl 2 eekay: Xylotile: nice lies Xylotile: are you prepared to lose your money eekay: yes yes please eekay: just gotta get back to even /s Xylotile: cannot tell if ur being serious Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277 eekay: what kind eekay: a gambler? Xylotile: yes Xylotile: otherwise you wouldnt have applied for lvl 2 eekay: projection Xylotile: i can teach you the dark arts Xylotile: if you want eekay: id be honored to have such a teacher eekay: whats your returns on options btw? eekay: past 30 dayss or so Xylotile: today? up 400 Xylotile: i cant speak on that, propriety info eekay: lol Xylotile: why did you even apply Xylotile: stop tickling my balls eekay: why u keep saying apply Xylotile: cuz you gotta send yo app in eekay: i just clicked confirm 3 times or whatever eekay: no u dont Xylotile: its an application Xylotile: oh what eekay: its not Xylotile: it was for me Xylotile: i had to send in forms and shit Xylotile: what did you put for annual income eekay: lowest one Xylotile: damn they be giving it out to anyone these days eekay: maybe casue u have a margin account and i dont eekay: higher risk for them Xylotile: possibly Xylotile: i switched to cash after i got accepted tho eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/hold-up-drake-rap-rapper-gif-12915993367632056683 Joguitaro: Let nvidia cook eekay: holy shit check that bounce eekay: eekay: we are back Xylotile: people who took advantage of that bounce prolly made thousands eekay: yeah if you only put in 1 million dollars Xylotile: false Xylotile: you can put in a couple hundred eekay: those people are $1.0025 millionaires now Xylotile: the japanese stock market dip is actually p complicated Xylotile: theres a whole bunch of stuff going on at the same time Xylotile: kinda like the big short Xylotile: pieces falling apart eekay: wheres margot robbie when you need her Xylotile: basically since the yen is going down, people from japan transfer their money to USD and use that to trade on the US stock market Xylotile: since japan raised interest rates, some of their leverage is gone and they have to return money Xylotile: blablabla Xylotile: but the big thing is that the people doing this own about 10% of the US stock market Xylotile: we can see a big dip here Joguitaro: Decided to drop 100 bucks into vug Joguitaro: Probably won’t deposit anymore for a while Xylotile: i think you should man Xylotile: if you got the money to spare Xylotile: rather than leaving it in a checkings account Joguitaro: True I just need to make sure I got money for groceries lol Joguitaro: Or I can just ask mommy Joguitaro: So you’re right imma put more in
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235 Xylotile: Ok this is impossible Xylotile: I can’t even stand eekay: skiing is much easier Xylotile: I had to be sledded down eekay: when i went first time i wanted to do snowboarding but i couldnt get the han gof it Xylotile: Dude it’s impossible Xylotile: My friends are just telling me to send it and stand up eekay: i figured it would feel easy for my now becuase i started skating Joguitaro: True just do that Xylotile: I can’t already rented the snowboard eekay: do they carry over eekay: skating and snowbing Xylotile: Fuck no Xylotile: Balancing is so difficult eekay: dude Xylotile: I thought I got this ez eekay: my coffee grinder just fucking exploded eekay: literally picked it up and it made a loud ass noise and threw sparks everywhere Xylotile: wtf? Did the blade pop out? eekay: like a movie eekay: no the wires in the back just got worn out they were exposed ASlowFatHorsey: yea i rigged it eekay: must have crossed when i picked it up ASlowFatHorsey: u ded? eekay: yes i just died (on shane) ASlowFatHorsey: nice im glad u didnt talon e over a cliff ASlowFatHorsey: on shadale eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sla-gif-18068939 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/thanos-smile-grin-marvel-avengers-gif-14484598 eekay: when u finish a quest with someone then say thanks and leave group eekay: but you doing the same 10 minute walk eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dog-staring-glikesunwoo-gif-21362952 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: All wow players know is “lfg” and “ty gl” eekay: and eat hot chip Xylotile: I just hurt my knee Xylotile: Epic gamer status eekay: stick to the skis hatchling eekay: u dont got the coordination Xylotile: My whole body twisted and felt my knee tug eekay: ouch eekay: the bad one? Xylotile: I actually learned how to stand up Xylotile: I’m learning eekay: gz Xylotile: Yeah but the bad knee never hurt on the inside part eekay: military grade copium eekay: hostpitalized for 6 months i'd guess eekay: total knee replacement Xylotile: I’d love a total knee replacement Xylotile: Bionic knee Xylotile: Yeah snowboarding sucks Xylotile: White people are so weird eekay: u the whitest mf in this chat eekay: tbh honest Xylotile: Lies Xylotile: Ok snowboarding lowkey fun Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey don’t u have civ7 ASlowFatHorsey: no ASlowFatHorsey: i want it ASlowFatHorsey: but not 70$ want eekay: FIFA levels of annual slop eekay: Ok not quite that bad but Xylotile: Booty pic and I’ll buy it ASlowFatHorsey: guh? Xylotile: What are you even saying Xylotile: You just wanna flame me Xylotile: You weird dawg eekay: nobody said ur name eekay: and im saying they just rereleased the same game eekay: liek ffa
Xylotile: depending on how we feel eekay: i dont think choosing a day is important or useful at this point Xylotile: oh ighgt Xylotile: Id like to drive. We could do AP's van and my sedan Xylotile: ap how many seats u got bri Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: seat Xylotile: gamings jakecrewa: Ek can I take you to a baseball game this summer eekay: ew no ASlowFatHorsey: its not just about seats which i have more than enough, the stuff we bring will take up alot of space Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey i need to know b/c I can take people in my sedan Xylotile: i can put sleeping bags and backpacks in the back Xylotile: trunk ^ Xylotile: then like some more stuff in the back seats if needed jakecrewa: Does AP’s van still reek of cum? Xylotile: Thats why i want to drive separate Xylotile: also i get 30mpg on the highway which is OP Xylotile: Also for spending I think we split the cost between however many people we have Xylotile: like we venmo each other the amount Xylotile: @CaMelon i ignored ur message about EDP Xylotile: yeah its fucked Xylotile: EUGENE IS A MAYBE Xylotile: THIS WHOLE THING IS FALLING APART eekay: why is he a maybe now Xylotile: idk Xylotile: i told him jc cant go anymore Xylotile: okay he's bipolar Xylotile: he can go ig eekay: 🧐 ASlowFatHorsey: I think we should split up 4 in Sadan and 2 in van ASlowFatHorsey: Do you even need to ask ASlowFatHorsey: Do you think I’m some inhuman troglodyte Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey okay thats smart eekay: Ap do you still run ASlowFatHorsey: Yesh eekay: Nice eekay: Urry day? ASlowFatHorsey: 5-6 days a week ASlowFatHorsey: Some days I bike instead of run tho Xylotile: running is for betas Xylotile: lifting weights good eekay: Nice eekay: How far ASlowFatHorsey: Little over 4 miles eekay: Dang eekay: That's good ASlowFatHorsey: It’s Ight eekay: How much do you weigh? ASlowFatHorsey: Like 175 eekay: Hmm eekay: Aight ASlowFatHorsey: I’m not sure tho haven’t weighed myself in a while Xylotile: ap are you trying to lose weight Xylotile: or just conditioning ASlowFatHorsey: A bit yeah Xylotile: nice nice eekay: I'm just wondering what makes me the best climber here Xylotile: probably ur build eekay: Im not light or the strongest one here Xylotile: and you've done it the longest ASlowFatHorsey: Your lighter than me eekay: And me and ap tested fingers in HS he was stronger ASlowFatHorsey: But really not by much eekay: Yeah I guess ASlowFatHorsey: And you probably have way stronger fingers now ASlowFatHorsey: Than me eekay: Maybe just technique ASlowFatHorsey: Prossibre eekay: Ap my fingers are so fucking weak it's crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Stronger than mine eekay: I realized that once I got the hangboard eekay: idk why they would be ASlowFatHorsey: I think you should do pull ups over hang board eekay: I do both ASlowFatHorsey: Oh
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jakecrewa: Happy birthday but also 5’9” nice height little guy Xylotile: 5’9 is average height Xylotile: You freak of nature eekay: im 5'11 who u talkin to ErfBundy: Y’all see new champ trailer?? ErfBundy: She looks insane CaMelon: yuh Xylotile: She’s french Xylotile: @eekay are most characters American? eekay: I don't know anybody's accents I have my game muted eekay: I don't hear voice lines Xylotile: *how this DEAF swain 1 trick got to challenger* eekay: swain has invinifte vision why would i need to hear as well? eekay: also im like a 1.25 trick now Xylotile: he has wgat eekay: infinite vision eekay: with w eekay: not balanced Xylotile: o eekay: dude if i could start learning jungle pathing really well then i could start trying to steal camps with my w level 3 Xylotile: lol eekay: im gonna do that Xylotile: always ward raptors first or second wave eekay: thats what donghuap is ognna talk about when i get my how to play like a challenger video eekay: where does a jungler get level 3 if they start at a buff? Xylotile: depends Xylotile: they can decide to full clear one side eekay: so red raptors wolves blue gromp gives 3 right eekay: on gromp Xylotile: yes but they dont path like that eekay: thats my fiddle path lol eekay: except raptorrs then red Xylotile: well yeah fiddle is broken Xylotile: with w Xylotile: and kayn Xylotile: pathing is different when they can easily clear raptors Xylotile: like kayn eekay: but most junglers do those camps in some different order right eekay: and that gives 3 eekay: but i hit 3 earlier if im in mid right? eekay: so depending on the jungler i could go for a buff steal eekay: or even easier, go for steals on my own jungler Xylotile: You don’t eekay: i dont hit 3 first? Xylotile: Nope eekay: bruh that is cap Xylotile: It is not Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: Xylotile: Put it in your cringe compilation CaMelon: comment "cap" Xylotile: you're depressed? just be happy eekay: Ok so I just have to take w level 2 instead of q eekay: Then I can steal buffs eekay: Not even a huge loss Xylotile: Are you 3 before jg eekay: you just said io wouldnt be Xylotile: I wasn’t 100% sure eekay: ?? eekay: yeah i dont hit levle 3 first eekay: but i do hit level 3 in time to steal opposite start buff eekay: im totally gonan fucking farm this strat Xylotile: It’s very low risk high reward Xylotile: Imagine getting a blue buff level 3 eekay: i wonder if i should try and get a ward on the opposite buff every game Xylotile: I’m telling you Xylotile: After second wave go ward eekay: if i ward it every time they have to use smite like 80% of the time Xylotile: Takes 10 seconds Xylotile: Before they get there Xylotile: You can’t let them know you have vision Xylotile: Also the issue is that a lot of jgs smite their second buff eekay: ja Xylotile: That’s what I do eekay: i can ward before minions right? eekay: it will still be there
eekay: which means he probably did it more than that ErfBundy: No I meant for like big places Xylotile: o ErfBundy: You def could’ve done something lol Xylotile: my dad banned him ErfBundy: Good idea Xylotile: he still eats at the restaurant tho lol Xylotile: he has his gf go inside while he wait in the car ErfBundy: Nice eekay: what a loser Xylotile: yep Xylotile: any chance of leg tonight?? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: none eekay: i felt like a degen after last night ErfBundy: Says the kid who was grinding the hardest ever not even a year ago eekay: when i didnt have work to do urgently ErfBundy: “Urgently” ErfBundy: “Work” ErfBundy: Uh huh Xylotile: i have an open can of sprite zero Xylotile: i hear that shit fizzling across my room Xylotile: it cannot be healthy lol ErfBundy: Nah it’s good for ya eekay: i wonder what percent of xylotile messages have the word I or me eekay: id guess its appraochin 95 percent Xylotile: making conversation man ErfBundy: Jealous you don’t have any self love eekay? eekay: the only reason you start a conversation is to talk about yourself or something happening to you Xylotile: that is false eekay: when you ask general questions its always to say something about yourself right after ErfBundy: This is such a coincidence ErfBundy: 95 might be low for you eekay Xylotile: Egay always d riding ErfBundy: Faxual eekay: i am the #1 supply of conversation starters here ErfBundy: Lmao eekay: who am i riding ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-lol-meme-whoasked-nooneasked-gif-20870269 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: egayyy Xylotile: game please eekay: this is unhealthy for all involved eekay: you have work i have work Joguitaro: I will game Xylotile: tay tay when can u game Joguitaro: 5 min Joguitaro: Almost back Xylotile: ehhh Xylotile: fifa rn Xylotile: ill play when gavin gets on Joguitaro: Dum ErfBundy: Im@home ErfBundy: I could play whenever Joguitaro: ok i game Joguitaro: @Xylotile @ErfBundy gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ErfBundy: Im good whenever Joguitaro: @Xylotile gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile ErfBundy: Lmao he’s doing his Mexican gaming Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile
ErfBundy: Lol you got it ek now just do it eekay: https://tenor.com/view/boy-kid-computer-thumbs-up-face-gif-9548945 Xylotile: Create a climbing place Xylotile: No balls 😮 eekay: i would go for it if i thought i had any chance eekay: but im just not the type eekay: i thinka gym would work here if you got a good location but not if im running it ErfBundy: Too much doubt not enough action Xylotile: TRUEEEE Xylotile: What would Jeff bezos have become if he acted like you Xylotile: You could be the next Jeff eekay: anybody else here would be better than me eekay: u do ity xylotile eekay: theres no spots for it anyways Xylotile: Make a spot bro eekay: https://tenor.com/view/murray-tennis-atp-dont-care-face-gif-15413470 Xylotile: he kinda looks like you ek Xylotile: the hair eekay: :| eekay: lol eekay: Xylotile: museum pog eekay: wait i played like 3 games with gwen out and didnt get her a single game eekay: praise allah Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/pique-israel-gif-12762136 ASlowFatHorsey: 👻 jakecrewa: eekay: im not gonna lie eekay: i see it ErfBundy: BRO THAT IS MEAN ErfBundy: Lmao eekay: eekay: pelase tell me that looks exactly like omaha eekay: jake send that to him CaMelon: alright ASlowFatHorsey: 🍑💨 Xylotile: Is Gwen broken ASlowFatHorsey: She is not enjoyable to play against ASlowFatHorsey: Negnates half my kit with a single ability Xylotile: You’re silver Xylotile: I don’t need your opinion ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: Xylophone moment Xylotile: :/ Xylotile: Is she a lane champ Xylotile: Or wha ASlowFatHorsey: I thought you didn’t want my opinion ASlowFatHorsey: checkmate CaMelon: jungler eekay: i was driving with my windows down and i yelled "im gonna fuck you up" to nbody but it hink my neighbor heard me and thought i was talking to him eekay: beucase he yelled something to me Xylotile: lol rip Xylotile: wait is gwen a jgler eekay: no Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v-LIPXgsSg&t=6s eekay: lillia gMIN CaMelon: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/eating-sand-funny-gif-14876749 eekay: e eekay: r eekay: t eekay: y eekay: u eekay: uii eekay: jh eekay: h eekay: g eekay: f Xylotile: What eekay: dd eekay: e eekay: e eekay: e eekay: r eekay: t eekay: i dont like seeing that video Xylotile: Lol eekay: triggers my gag reflex Xylotile: Tarzan is such a loser Xylotile: Tarzaned* Xylotile: He talked shit on a retired pro player who went to MSI finals Xylotile: And he said he was the best player in the region lol
eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 481 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes, and 25 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: ok no game ig Xylotile: @Joguitaro play ranjed Xylotile: i watch Xylotile: @Joguitaro buddy Xylotile: who’s fulcrum and why he so cringe eekay: lol Xylotile: huh eekay: i dont get fulcrum either but i know about him eekay: i think weed users are just so brainrotted they will watch any old moron smoke and vape in public places Xylotile: lol Xylotile: the way he talks is so cringe too Joguitaro: I can game soon Joguitaro: @Xylotile I stream Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 160 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: any guesses eekay: sinm eekay: sin eekay: sion Xylotile: nope eekay: york Xylotile: nope eekay: ramus Xylotile: nu eekay: idk ASlowFatHorsey: Panth? ASlowFatHorsey: Aatrox ASlowFatHorsey: Aatrox Xylotile: atwax Joguitaro: wgmn Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: Xylotile: which champ Xylotile: eekay: lb Xylotile: whats the second eekay: umm eekay: older skin beucase of boob shape eekay: no idea Joguitaro: any gamers???? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-pelle-coming-reluctantly-gif-14677529 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-gun-rack-darnell-simmons-speechless-gif-12575705 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-draxst-terry-gif-21634808 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/bored-and-boring-gif-gif-25239913 eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 481 days, 1 hours, 59 minutes, and 3 seconds. hang in there. eekay: hmmm ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: man teachers really be picking homework problems not even remotely mentioned in class eekay: unlucky he didnt cover that the one day u decided to come to class eekay: oops just assumed the teacher was a man eekay: https://tenor.com/view/the-curse-of-the-black-pearl-pirates-of-the-caribbean-captain-jack-sparrow-johnny-depp-potc-gif-19220075 Xylotile: i've gone to all lectures fuck face Xylotile: fuck this Xylotile: lets play league Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy jakecrewa: Would ErfBundy: Is that dragon vayne? Xylotile: yes eekay: @jakecrewa please update your discord user tag it breaks frigbot Xylotile: @eekay games yes? eekay: if 7 Xylotile: bruv
ErfBundy: she might be a good mid laner flex ASlowFatHorsey: Steals armour and mr for herself so shes doing trudamge to people she hits and she has like 4 forms of cc ASlowFatHorsey: And can 1 shot shields ASlowFatHorsey: And she tanky af ErfBundy: i bet she does like zero damage also the armor and mr steal is most likley not as good as you thinking ErfBundy: itll probably be not a lot ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah idk i think shell be busted eekay: Idk about mid ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe top or jg ErfBundy: she might top flex ASlowFatHorsey: As flex ErfBundy: but idk eekay: Lol what ErfBundy: i think she will be just sup eekay: You cannot play her jungle ErfBundy: yeah wtf lol ASlowFatHorsey: Y not ASlowFatHorsey: She has some gap closers ASlowFatHorsey: And if she links with laner she can get free stun ErfBundy: she has tankyness but like idk about camp clear ASlowFatHorsey: Her q is aoe ASlowFatHorsey: Along with w eekay: She has no sustain ErfBundy: ok but she is DESIGNED as a support eekay: Her clear would be dick ErfBundy: her damage is gonna be down there eekay: Her abilities don't look broken though ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent need it with crazy shielding and mr ErfBundy: bruh lmao ASlowFatHorsey: Armor ErfBundy: she looks good but not broken ASlowFatHorsey: Idk i think she is going to be very strong ig it depends on her ratios eekay: Yeah if she has broken ratios she'll be broken ErfBundy: i just dont know how well she will even fit into the bot lane meta eekay: But the abilities aren't broken regardless like with samira Xylotile: ill be surprised if she doesnt have a brittle ErfBundy: yeah ErfBundy: i just dont see her doing amazing ASlowFatHorsey: She dosent have brittle ErfBundy: i think after a while she will be a b tier pick eekay: I don't think she does ErfBundy: she dont ASlowFatHorsey: She can steal armor and mr ASlowFatHorsey: And break shields eekay: I think there's no way to tell what teir she'll be at ASlowFatHorsey: She can also heal the person she is binded to ErfBundy: im just guessing based on shit eekay: Does she heal? ASlowFatHorsey: With q ErfBundy: she seems good but definitely like she could be outranged easily ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: I thought she gave resistances not heals ErfBundy: yeah she dont heal ErfBundy: resistance no heal ASlowFatHorsey: She does both ErfBundy: no ErfBundy: let me look again ASlowFatHorsey: Watch vid bro eekay: No there's a heal too ASlowFatHorsey: Q when she binds gives heal eekay: God I hate riot ErfBundy: i thought it jsut said resist eekay: Not ever supper needs a fucking heal eekay: Support ASlowFatHorsey: And resitances ASlowFatHorsey: For existing next to her adc ErfBundy: its a very like just ok heal tho eekay: I get resistances cause shes sposed to be a tanky engage champ like leona or smthn ASlowFatHorsey: We dont knwo tho eekay: riot is such a stupid fucking company ErfBundy: no i mean the way it works ErfBundy: its like just ok
ASlowFatHorsey: Same eekay: im also gonna duel somebody right by the cliff and fear them off it ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dog-staring-glikesunwoo-gif-21362952 eekay: ingame ASlowFatHorsey: Yea no shit in game ASlowFatHorsey: U wouldn’t scare a dust molt off a desk with a fan blowing on it ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/boo-gif-15820410280317961981 eekay: lol Joguitaro: Time to buy copious amounts of oklo Joguitaro: Go go go Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/noted-notes-gif-5990133 Xylotile: Oh yeah you said to get feared off a cliff in game Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: @Xylotile u help me pyrewood after my zoom class? Xylotile: I can’t I’m working rn eekay: ok after that Xylotile: I got class from 12:30 til 1:45 eekay: ok after that Joguitaro: This actually happened to me lol Xylotile: Ok eekay: yeah very nearly a disaster Xylotile: lol really Xylotile: Did you hit the kid at all eekay: yeah but not too bad eekay: almost got straight up crushed though Xylotile: Did the parents say anything Xylotile: eekay: im gonna eat some concha every time u leave the scale out Xylotile: No Xylotile: Egay am I a v3 climber eekay: you can climb harder than v3 if you mean max grade eekay: idk if there is really a standard for what people mean when they say they are an X climber FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/psK7QOuoFp4.gif eekay: lol eekay: true Xylotile: lol Xylotile: What’s my max grade rn Xylotile: What was the yellow I hit Xylotile: And what’s the pink eekay: i havent looked them up ojn the app u should get the app eekay: but pink bubbles is probably 4 eekay: yellow probably 2 or 3 Xylotile: Pink is 4?? Xylotile: Damn eekay: kaya is the app eekay: tells u exact grades Xylotile: Does so ill have it in the app or something? eekay: there is an app where people log outdoor climbs called kaya eekay: they also log their boulders on it Xylotile: wtf u making me download dawg eekay: thats the one eekay: just give the gym owner a call eekay: and he will tell u the grades eekay: i checked the app eekay: yellow is 2 pink is 4 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sad-monkey-monkey-sad-awkward-shy-gif-17280260242290492025 ASlowFatHorsey: Tinder not enough fer ya ek? eekay: no Xylotile: Egay the climber girl replied eekay: didnt she reply when you messaged her on instagram Xylotile: Huh eekay: . Xylotile: Oh I just lied Xylotile: Back then eekay: nice Xylotile: Holy shit I planned my Colorado trip knowing I may have two tests Xylotile: Literally just coin flipped not having a test and i got lucky Xylotile: When wailing caverns @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: wailing concha Xylotile: $4 each
CaMelon: there's also movies ErfBundy: Reading it is so much better though ErfBundy: But the animes are serviceable CaMelon: I know but its espensive ErfBundy: Very true ErfBundy: I still need to pull the trigger and get the rest eekay: gow ragnarok trailer eekay: looks pretty sick Xylotile: Have you guys played the 2018 Spider-Man game eekay: no. ErfBundy: I’ve played some of the miles game and it’s fun Joguitaro: Tekken 8 looks really cool. Glad they put it fully on next gen consoles and stuff ErfBundy: Fax eekay: did they announce anything about last of us part 1 for pc eekay: im fuckin dying for this port man i wanna play it so bad Xylotile: just pirate it eekay: man it aint even out eekay: cant pirate something from the ps4 for the pc eekay: YOU STUPID FUCK eekay: you killed this chat ErfBundy: It was on the ps3 ErfBundy: I’m pretty sure they have ps3 emulators eekay: boi they aint got lou part 1 on ps3 eekay: they got lou but not the remake ErfBundy: Who cares ErfBundy: It’s the same game ErfBundy: It’s literally just plastic surgery on the characters ErfBundy: There’s nothing new or anything it’s the same game with some different looking models eekay: theres new game mechanics it said eekay: and total graphics update and some redesigned areas of the game ErfBundy: If you want to spend 70 dollars on that I seriously seriously think you should restart school from kindergarten ErfBundy: That is despicable eekay: lol yeah 70 is gonna hurt eekay: but ive never played the original eekay: id pay 60 for the original i can pay 70 for the remake ErfBundy: Or just pirate ErfBundy: Or watch it eekay: never actually pirated games eekay: do they take time to get legit copiues to pirate ErfBundy: Just get an emulator and download a rom eekay: or is it just out there instantly on release eekay: man you cant emulate ps4 lol eekay: only select games eekay: for now ErfBundy: It’s a fucking ps3 game you inbecile eekay: lol you cant play the remake on ps3 ErfBundy: Omg just play the original ErfBundy: It’s the same thing ErfBundy: You play it for the story anyway the gameplay is mid at best eekay: man only time u type to me is to lifecoach ErfBundy: I’m doing you a favor eekay: i can be in the parking lot in 30 sec eekay: we can settle it ErfBundy: The gameplay thing is my opinion though ErfBundy: I genuinely hate the gameplay ErfBundy: And I think the ps3 version is the best one tbh ErfBundy: It’s incredible what they got out of that console eekay: yeah i should play some games on emulator eekay: for ps3 i mean ErfBundy: Definitely eekay: i should play the uncharteds ErfBundy: God of war and asuras wrath are great eekay: only played the one gow eekay: that trailer looks so cool though eekay: cant wait to play it on pc in 12 years eekay: along with hzd2 andlou2 ErfBundy: True lol ErfBundy: You should play spider man that ones fun eekay: yeah never really appealed to me eekay: seems kind of like a baby game eekay: for babies ErfBundy: Alright buddy retard
eekay: nope only palce im positive Xylotile: W ASlowFatHorsey: Nah gotta a neg vug ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-washing-ice-gif-24939564 eekay: eekay: oh man eekay: buy msft now guys Joguitaro: Looks like there was a sell off or something eekay: where Joguitaro: On like the etfs Joguitaro: Went straight down Joguitaro: Going back up tho Xylotile: Whales are buying a shit ton of puts eekay: many reasons that could happen Xylotile: This is gonna be dumping all day eekay: whats new Joguitaro: My nvidia stock holding up my portfolio rn Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/david-bowie-world-carrying-the-world-in-his-back-fame-serious-moonlight-tour-gif-9210844922471005022 eekay: eekay: Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: Maybe you shouldn’t have bought at it’s overpriced value smh eekay: it was underpriced when i bought it and underpriced now Joguitaro: Don’t worry it’s gonna sky rocket to $1000 any day now Joguitaro: Surely eekay: sam altmans' secrettwitter account said the singularity starts tomorrow so eekay: yeah maybe Xylotile: I saw that Xylotile: Amd going crazy Xylotile: I’m looking into amd and palantir btw Xylotile: With ai news this week eekay: !gpt what does palantir do? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Palantir Technologies is a public, American software company that specializes in big data analytics. Founded in 2003 by a team including Peter Thiel and Alex Karp, the company is known for its work in aiding organizations to integrate, manage, secure, and analyze their data. Palantir's software platforms, mainly Palantir Gotham and Palantir Foundry, serve different purposes but are built on the common goal of empowering decisions through data. Here's a bit more detail about each: 1. **Palantir Gotham**: Initially developed for government and intelligence agencies, Gotham enables users to identify patterns hidden deep within datasets, ranging from signals intelligence sources to reports from informants. It is used extensively in counter-terrorism and military operations, among other governmental uses. 2. **Palantir Foundry**: This platform is aimed more at commercial and enterprise users. Foundry transforms the way organizations interact with their data by creating a shared environment where disparate datasets can be centrally integrated and analyzed. It's employed in sectors such as healthcare, finance, manufacturing, and energy among others. Palantir's platforms are praised for their ability to handle and draw insights from vast amounts of data, making complex data more accessible and actionable for decision-makers. The software is designed with security and privacy in mind, accommodating the highly sensitive nature of the data their systems often handle. The company's work can sometimes be controversial, especially in relation to its contracts with governmental and law enforcement agencies, which have sparked debates on issues of privacy and surveillance. Overall, Palantir's technology is about leveraging data to drive informed decision-making, both in critical operations and day-to-day business processes. eekay: whats this deal about then? Xylotile: Just partnered with Microsoft Xylotile: Palantir is a defense ai shit, their product is subscription based Xylotile: Once the government buys in, they can’t stop Xylotile: It will be more expensive to switch providers than continue with the subscription Xylotile: The goal of the partnership is to create a "first-of-its-kind, integrated suite of technology" featuring Microsoft's Azure Cloud and OpenAI services and Palantir's Artificial Intelligence Platform (AIP) in the government's secure cloud.
eekay: fuck me man eekay: how long you been in? Xylotile: sunday eekay: damn eekay: yeah nobody partying here lol Xylotile: are we gaming Xylotile: or should i start one myserlf eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: plz bro Xylotile: eks got an itch ASlowFatHorsey: wow ek lasted long ASlowFatHorsey: thats what she said ASlowFatHorsey: we gamin ho up eekay: how much more gaming time do we have dude eekay: people start classes soon eekay: i have nothnig for the rest of the inght eekay: so eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? eekay: gmail? ASlowFatHorsey: what did i say dude Xylotile: get on bro eekay: oh cool eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon v eekay: v eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon eekay: @CaMelon @CaMelon eekay: v Xylotile: bro are we pkaying or not Xylotile: a brother needs to know eekay: YO GET THE FUCK ON PEOPLE eekay: @everyone eekay: @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone eekay: @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone eekay: @everyone @everyone Joguitaro: Bruh I’m eating Xylotile: bruv' Xylotile: get the fuck on eekay: now Xylotile: oi bruv eekay: non optional Xylotile: get the fuck on eekay: HELLOOOO??? Xylotile: GET THE FUCK ON BOYS eekay: @Joguitaro ARE TOU FUCKING GAMING Xylotile: DO I HAVE TO SAY THE N WORD eekay: HELL DO IT HES INSANE Joguitaro: BRUH IM EATING Xylotile: you're eating in your dorm Xylotile: just turn league on Xylotile: broski eekay: why do you not wanna play league
eekay: its not like people do it in irl college classes eekay: there's not "break into small groups" parts of class anymore ErfBundy: For real ErfBundy: Also gen eds should be exterminated eekay: im legitimately interested why people are doing these Joguitaro: Gen eds should not exist ErfBundy: For real ErfBundy: It’s like all busy work lol Joguitaro: They serve no purpose ErfBundy: Pretty much Joguitaro: Like no I don’t give a fuck about psychology ErfBundy: Lol like keep all the classes cause they pertain to majors but like don’t make them required for everyone eekay: i think your general education stage is pretty much filled well enough for day to day life by the time you draduate high school ErfBundy: English is the biggest waste of time in my opinion ErfBundy: Literally like half of my grade in English two in college is taking notes Joguitaro: Foreign language is the biggest waste of time ErfBundy: Well that’s useful honestly ErfBundy: Compared to college English eekay: english i may disagree with its a prety universally useful skill Joguitaro: Who actually takes a foreign language class and then remembers any of it 2 years later eekay: people who move to a coutnry where they speak it ErfBundy: @eekay after high school English class is irrelevant Joguitaro: That’s stupid ErfBundy: As soon as you finish like middle school English honestly it’s pretty much useless eekay: youre exaggerating ErfBundy: You read a few books that’s about it ErfBundy: A little ErfBundy: But after high school it isn’t needed I. Terms of teaching ErfBundy: English is given more credit than it should ever deserve tho ErfBundy: Up to about English three in high school you learn stuff eekay: thats just not right ErfBundy: I’m not kidding you when I say stuff I learned in middle school and freshmen year is about everything that has been put into the last years eekay: learning how to write is an important skill for virtually every person in any career ErfBundy: You learn that freshmen year ErfBundy: It’s not hard eekay: its about just doing it a lot its not like you unlock a new wordset each time you pass an engligh class eekay: you just have to keep writing to get better ErfBundy: You aren’t learning anything tho ErfBundy: Like legit you are not eekay: youa re ErfBundy: You learn how to stretch essays ErfBundy: That’s it ErfBundy: To fit word limits ErfBundy: It’s a good skill I agree ErfBundy: I’m not really arguing with you really eekay: thats a useful skill and not the only skill you use obviously ErfBundy: I’m just saying that it is grossly given too much credit eekay: idk what that means ErfBundy: But some skills in English are bar none some of the best you can learn ErfBundy: It is given too much credit as in it is like required for too long eekay: hmm ErfBundy: I don’t think I need all the english through college ErfBundy: Is it helpful yes ErfBundy: But I don’t think it is necessary as much as other skills you could learn at that point eekay: eh maybe eekay: i dont think you can go wrong with english ErfBundy: I don’t either I agree eekay: it is very boring though ErfBundy: I just feel other classes could be put there and be better off ErfBundy: I just feel certain classes are better to teach at a certain point eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ErfBundy: Honestly tho Ms. Rice just kinda ruined it for me ErfBundy: No one at that high school should be teaching English besides Runyon
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/pTUYSVLsSil.gif eekay: seems like grandstanding eekay: so compassionate eekay: u just care so much ASlowFatHorsey: Or it’s just I don’t think one decision stands above another eekay: but you amke decisions like you do lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol ok this is a cop out ASlowFatHorsey: Hey ek ASlowFatHorsey: That isn’t very productive of u ASlowFatHorsey: Yes? ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: yeah you are only disagreeing with me for assigning labels like 'justified' or 'morally good/bad' but we seem to agree on all the actions we would take eekay: feels like virtue signaling ASlowFatHorsey: lol im not saying my descision is better than others ASlowFatHorsey: And u should be like me eekay: no i just said we are agreeing on all the decisions we would make ASlowFatHorsey: Im saying that our descion is not justifiable eekay: pay attentiuon eekay: literlaly exactly what i just pointed out ASlowFatHorsey: How is that virtue signaling eekay: just what it seems like to me eekay: unless there is a situation where we would make different decisions ASlowFatHorsey: Okay that’s unproductive eekay: lol i consider it unproductive to argue about why i used the particular insult i used ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Nice double standard Xylotile: You guys done yet eekay: i think so eekay: !gpt compile the last 1000 messages, decide who won the debate FriggBot2000: As an AI model, I don't process in real-time or store past interactions due to privacy reasons and policies set by OpenAI. I can't compile the last 1000 messages or judge a debate since I don't have the capability and history of previous conversations. eekay: damn i need to make that real ASlowFatHorsey: Me ASlowFatHorsey: Frigg told me in DMs Xylotile: !gpt flip a coin. Heads is a cow, tails is a bee FriggBot2000: I flipped a virtual coin and it landed on...heads! Today we have a cow! eekay: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ eekay: wait is the coin who lives or who dies Xylotile: Yes eekay: !gpt is ap a total jackass and a piece of shit? FriggBot2000: Yes eekay: there it is Joguitaro: Can’t argue with that Xylotile: lol Xylotile: !gpt is Egay super super mega duper gay??? FriggBot2000: Yes eekay: https://tenor.com/view/vovapryanick-rage-vova-angry-smash-gif-17644622 Xylotile: !gpt epigenetics FriggBot2000: Epigenetics is the study of changes in gene expression or cellular phenotype that does not involve alterations to the underlying DNA sequence. These changes can be caused by various factors like age, environment, lifestyle, disease state, etc. Epigenetic changes can switch genes on or off and determine which proteins are transcribed. They can be inherited but are also reversible. Epigenetics is a complex field of study and can play a significant role in the development and functioning of organisms. Xylotile: !gpt how long should i rest to maximize muscle growth FriggBot2000: Rest is a critical component of muscle growth and recovery. After working out, it's generally recommended to rest the target muscle group for at least 48 hours. This allows for adequate time for muscle fibers to repair and grow. In terms of sleep, aim for 7-9 hours per night, as this is when most growth hormone is released. Remember, overtraining can lead to decreased muscle growth, so prioritize rest and recovery as much as your workouts. Always consult with a fitness professional to find what's best for you.
Xylotile: Don’t knock it until you try it eekay: well eekay: i think that was never in question ASlowFatHorsey: Ummm thats just incorrect eekay: wow grindy and repetitive as fuck Xylotile: Regular wow is eekay: but i dont hate that Xylotile: Classic not as much eekay: all wow is eekay: its an mmo's eekay: its just an mmo thing eekay: wow classic has slower greinding than normal ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Way slower Xylotile: Ap I’ve played classic Xylotile: It’s fun and good progression ASlowFatHorsey: Have you played all of it Xylotile: No lol Xylotile: I’m not a neckbeard ASlowFatHorsey: Well then Xylotile: Like I said before Xylotile: We will most likely never reach the endgame Xylotile: We’re just playing for fun Xylotile: The dungeons are really fun Xylotile: As well eekay: ya eekay: trues ASlowFatHorsey: dungeons require 40 people at least and take several hours to prepare for Xylotile: What are you on Xylotile: Kevin Caltry and a few of people I knew did the first one in like 30 minutes Xylotile: Dude you’re basing everything on the end game Xylotile: That’s why you don’t like it ASlowFatHorsey: not true Xylotile: First dungeon we had like 7 peopoe Xylotile: Finished in 30 minutes ASlowFatHorsey: ok maybe thats just the raids Xylotile: It gets progressively more Grundy and easy to get to Xylotile: Yeah idk what raids are Xylotile: But that’s prolly it Xylotile: Dungeons are fine Xylotile: @Joguitaro any preference? Xylotile: I’m not looking to force you to play classic, it’s just my opinion ASlowFatHorsey: well fine if you guys are willing to do it ill game with ya cuz its a mac game Xylotile: Whatever the majority decides Joguitaro: I prefer regular tbh Xylotile: Any reason why Joguitaro: Classic just doesn’t seem as fun idk ASlowFatHorsey: there are no ways to get together automaticly eekay: you should watch that vid aidan posted Joguitaro: New may be complicated but it’s an mmo eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiM6zWAZI1g Joguitaro: You don’t have to learn everything in a day eekay: yeah but if its too much shit day 1 it is hard to get into eekay: we might just stop playiung eekay: why dont you firt time a champ every game Xylotile: Normal wow definitely has this problem Xylotile: Classic gives you like three quests a the start Joguitaro: It’s an mmo. Idk what you expect ASlowFatHorsey: well also if we gon do wow we are going to have to do it without camelon cuz he made it clear he doesnt want to do it Joguitaro: Bruh Joguitaro: We could do eso if we want. Way less complicated and easier to get into Xylotile: Wait so we can’t play together Xylotile: ? eekay: ya camel did say he dont wanna eekay: doesnt mean we cant play tho Joguitaro: I guess Xylotile: Again Xylotile: We gotta make sure we can play together Xylotile: In the same level Xylotile: If not it’s useless ASlowFatHorsey: i think you can play together its just that you are not garuenteed to be spawned on the same part of the map and it tkes along time to travel to places
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/trump-china-gif-284632875632280687 Xylotile: She said the thing Xylotile: These are the game of thrones eekay: chils Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey u gaming tonight right eekay: bet 1 million that by "friday" he meant 3am saturday morning Xylotile: lol Xylotile: @eekay wanna run hardcore eekay: https://tenor.com/view/yee-boy-gif-10218768810105024650 eekay: yes Xylotile: actaully nah i bg my shit Xylotile: i just got to act 2 i think eekay: cool ASlowFatHorsey: Well ur gonna be outta 1 million bich eekay: oh eekay: well will you game friday ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb Xylotile: today is friday bro eekay: (no) eekay: oh ASlowFatHorsey: We will see how I feel Joguitaro: Eks days totally blurring together ASlowFatHorsey: It’ll be like 10 ASlowFatHorsey: Pm ASlowFatHorsey: Bed time before I get home Joguitaro: (4am) eekay: thats a 100% not gaming eekay: why would you even cemb cemb ASlowFatHorsey: I could be persuaded but yea pretty unlikely eekay: you could not be persuaded ASlowFatHorsey: Depends on how traveling goes eekay: dc 100 persuasion check eekay: when have you eve gamed at 10 in the last 2 yearse eekay: u not gonna do it after flying ASlowFatHorsey: If it’s smooth than more likely to be persuaded than not ASlowFatHorsey: Bich I been grinding ASlowFatHorsey: Fiending eekay: https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-okay-not-worried-fuckouttahere-gif-12646042 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dog-eyes-confused-gif-13552514768616571675 Xylotile: when the game auto saves for you Xylotile: ap what time does ur flight get back Xylotile: jamaica to chicago? eekay: 10pm meaning hes not home till midnight ASlowFatHorsey: Man ek the type a guy to think that gaming any less than 12 hours a day is not gaming especially if it ain’t bg3 eekay: im not flaming u for not gaming Xylotile: oh i thought he was going to sleep at 10pm eekay: i dont even rly wanna game ASlowFatHorsey: Nah I’ll be home 10pm ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe 11 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/list-down-writing-serious-stare-gif-15837223 ASlowFatHorsey: Not my fault if shit go sideways ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve been a good flying kitten ASlowFatHorsey: Unless they flag me for the heroin I’m bringing across the border ASlowFatHorsey: But doubt eekay: have you ever been in a plane crash ASlowFatHorsey: Give u 3 guesses eekay: yes ASlowFatHorsey: Yep eekay: wow cool ASlowFatHorsey: Imma jhost rn ASlowFatHorsey: Spirit of ap Christmas past Xylotile: i feel like ive been at level 6 for a while Xylotile: i want more spells Xylotile: ah fuck ASlowFatHorsey: Evil speedrun eekay: yeah you are on an evil run
FriggBot2000: of the elevator. This position distributes the force of impact across your entire body, rather than concentrating it on one point, potentially reducing injuries. 2. **Support Systems**: Modern elevators have numerous safety features such as multiple cables, brakes, and emergency safety clamps designed to engage in the event of a failure. These systems are highly reliable, and true free-fall incidents are extremely rare. 3. **Building Codes and Inspections**: Routine inspections and strict building codes ensure that elevators are regularly maintained and that safety mechanisms are in working condition. In summary, attempting to jump at the last second in a falling elevator would not save you and is generally impractical. Trusting in the elevator's multiple safety mechanisms and assuming the position that can best distribute impact force would be a much more effective strategy. However, it's worth noting that modern elevators are incredibly safe and incidents of free-fall are exceedingly rare. eekay: you could if you could jump hard enough though eekay: but the force of your jump might be just as bad eekay: ap could probably tank it with his patented absorb it into the hips landing tech ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve been practicing for my moment man ASlowFatHorsey: 5 ms response time ASlowFatHorsey: Perfect water bird tech ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/tweety-water-drinking-gif-8771676 eekay: u gonna need that 5ms response time in ur neuralink to control your bionic legs when the real ones give out at 25 ASlowFatHorsey: Sorry what was that? ASlowFatHorsey: Couldn’t hear ur garbled words with elons dick in ur mouth ASlowFatHorsey: lol jkjkjk eekay: lol eekay: elon has done good things for humanity eekay: yeah he says dumb shit on twitter but he has done good things eekay: people gotta separate those ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cope-mald-ratio-gif-24944390 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/erm-7tv-gif-17891567587089381962 Xylotile: He’s done more harm than good eekay: in what way Xylotile: He’s a billionaire lol Xylotile: You don’t become a billionaire without exploiting and hurting thousands of people eekay: whod he exploit Joguitaro: feel like that is a bad argument ASlowFatHorsey: Bro the amount of times we’ve had this argument Xylotile: True eekay: like twice eekay: and you always ignore that selling a product that people like adds value to their lvies eekay: in the same way that exploiting others removes value eekay: and i still dont know who bill gates or elon musk has exploited eekay: surely there are some people but eekay: they have also produced valuable products like windows and reusable rockets Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/elonrwa-elon-musk-rwaelon-real-world-asset-elon-meme-gif-11697316937344721788 ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: Rong ASlowFatHorsey: Try 5 times ASlowFatHorsey: At least eekay: sounds plausible eekay: glad that was the only part of those messages u disagreed with
eekay: ill pay you back somehow 😏 ErfBundy: Sexy Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/pervers-big-pig-sexual-obsession-obsede-sexuel-gros-cochon-gif-25145775 ErfBundy: Y’all looking at Jupiter? eekay: no whats up with jupiter Xylotile: Can you see it rn? @ErfBundy ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: It’s closest it’ll be for like 100+ years Xylotile: dope Xylotile: what side Xylotile: i might go outside and try to see it rn ErfBundy: With a small grade telescope you can see it pretty clear ErfBundy: It’s the brightest star in the sky Xylotile: Xylotile: hehe Xylotile: retarded ErfBundy: You can kind of see the moons too eekay: thats cool but when am i gonna see uranus 😈 ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus Christ legit fuck already ASlowFatHorsey: U joke about it everyday ASlowFatHorsey: Just do it already eekay: first time i reciprocated it ASlowFatHorsey: Godamn eekay: 100% him ASlowFatHorsey: Rong eekay: every time eekay: proof ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: yeah aight i was wrong eekay: but its not common ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Keep copin Xylotile: APPPPPP Xylotile: DECISION TIME Xylotile: U LIVING WITH ME OR NO ASlowFatHorsey: Man u said ud give me a week ASlowFatHorsey: Been 2 days ASlowFatHorsey: I promise ull know by then ASlowFatHorsey: Before prolly ASlowFatHorsey: We are still pretty early for apartment season Xylotile: no we're not Xylotile: my house is being shown tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus Christ thats prolly an exception not the rule ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty insane tho ASlowFatHorsey: Cock hold apartments have on lease dates ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile were u thinking smthn in Champaign or urbana Xylotile: either one works, but preferably no more than a 7 minute walk from engineering quad or normal quad Xylotile: text in the gc eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey clmns? Xylotile: ok jakecrewa: @Xylotile you guys should just live in the house we’re at now next year Xylotile: id rather shoot myself than live in this shit hole again eekay: y Joguitaro: Y eekay: y! eekay: y??? Joguitaro: !gpt3 y? Joguitaro: Y cemb cemb Joguitaro: !lp y eekay: frigg napping Joguitaro: Frigg kidnapping 😶 eekay: the fuck eekay: Joguitaro: Jesus man Joguitaro: Addicted eekay: wdym Joguitaro: Forsen moment eekay: just pointing out forsen + climbing video eekay: the two loves of my life Joguitaro: Papa forsen and papa climbing Xylotile: Game rn? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @eekay eekay: o9k Joguitaro: I game when out of class Joguitaro: Game game game eekay: i lost another 5 hour hzd no death run eekay: my soul is depleting but i keep trying Joguitaro: You’ll get it man Joguitaro: Just don’t die next time Joguitaro: 🙂
eekay: less free trade Xylotile: man this isnt new Xylotile: huge tariffs on chinese evs eekay: did that make tesla go up Xylotile: good question lemme see Xylotile: "China's unfair trade practices" xDDDD eekay: wheres that from Xylotile: Xylotile: white house itself Xylotile: fucking disgusting biden Xylotile: throwing our economy down the drain eekay: yeah that just seems like pandering eekay: them orientals stealing our damn jerbs Xylotile: god forbid the average american gets a good value electric car Xylotile: no telsa didnt go up Xylotile: rivian either eekay: hmm Xylotile: its fucked Xylotile: its all fucked Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey liberal sissys like you want communism Xylotile: #american #MAGA #capitalism eekay: eekay: lol eekay: nvidia is battling rn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nvidia-gif-14251978375826396304 Xylotile: wtf lol Xylotile: HOLY SHIT Xylotile: ITS CAKE eekay: its ai lol eekay: jensen has his cake and eats it too Xylotile: i thought it was a bit during an event lol Xylotile: his mouth does move a lil weird Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey liberal piggy eekay: eekay: lol Xylotile: h100s? eekay: nvidias latest ai training gpus eekay: ai progress is literally bottlenecked by how many h100s tsmc can print Xylotile: oh wow eekay: eekay: this guy is onto something Xylotile: he's right Xylotile: carter still has a second term right? eekay: lol eekay: yeah Xylotile: wheel his old ass back in eekay: first centenarian president Xylotile: Xylotile: he's so ready Xylotile: https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/trump-sol/ wrenchbreaker: wrenchbreaker: is shit going down or nah Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey odds of him stepping down? ASlowFatHorsey: Getting higher every day ASlowFatHorsey: I’d say more likely than not Xylotile: I think trump speaks in 3 mins Xylotile: You guys wanna get in call? ASlowFatHorsey: Speaks about what? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ErfBundy @Joguitaro @eekay Xylotile: At the repub national convention ASlowFatHorsey: I’d rather not hear a trump ramble Xylotile: It’s gonna be different Xylotile: He rewrote his speech ASlowFatHorsey: I really doubt that Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Yea I saw that Xylotile: You don’t want to hear the future president talk? Xylotile: I’m sorry but he’s winning Xylotile: Failed assassination buff ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent look good for thé dems ASlowFatHorsey: But we shall see Xylotile: Only way I see them winning is if they elect Obama again Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-trump-shot-donald-trump-shot-pennsylvania-rally-gif-15357300797779389228 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153
Xylotile: that’s just incorrect when you guys literally type something else a minute later eekay: and we would both probably give different estimates of how often that happens so no point arguing eekay: and its reaosnable you want people to respond whern you say game but people here get ignored all the time with various kinds of messages, even when they are explicitly asking for input or help eekay: so it seems unfair to me to say just be normal and respond when somebody else types eekay: and i will respond more in the future and i think other will too so theres that but eekay: theres still 2 other suggestions worth considering Xylotile: when eekay: are you saying it doesnt happen, or that its less common than you getting ignored? eekay: when u ask for gaming Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/staring-sad-frown-sad-eyes-christmas-dinner-gif-12805727 eekay: are u done talking then? Xylotile: what were the suggestions a eekay: these were what i came up with Xylotile: i’ll do the last one Xylotile: just stop trying to show off your coding skills Xylotile: friggbot sucks eekay: there are problems with that idea yeah Xylotile: since when was playstation plus $140 a year eekay: !gpt since when was playstation plus $140 a year FriggBot2000: PlayStation Plus has never been $140 a year. As of my latest update in 2021, the regular price for a year of PlayStation Plus is $59.99. Please be aware that prices may vary by location and may have changed since this message. Your best option is to check the official PlayStation website or your console for the most current price. eekay: friggbot is cool 😿 Xylotile: that’s cal Xylotile: cap ErfBundy: Genuinely like it’s so funny how hard eekay and AP dick ride each other ErfBundy: Like I need to get a ruler for how far up eekays ass AP can get bro ErfBundy: Mans is guzzling Xylotile: TRUEEE Xylotile: and taylor’s out here doing nothing Xylotile: god i fucking hate taylor Xylotile: with a deep passion Joguitaro: sorry man ive been doin things ASlowFatHorsey: Classic Gavin never finds anything constructive to say so he just starts insulting people for no reason ErfBundy: This isn’t a constructive moment man. The fact is the chat has been dead a while. Like I said y’all don’t even hangout besides you and Taylor. If this chat wasn’t a thing none of you would even talk to each other anymore. You can be like “oh we all live soooo far away from each other” but that is just not the case. You could set a date to do shit that isn’t climbing in advance so people can be available. And people don’t game anymore. Everyone plays a single player game or we log on for a league game or two. One hour of playing shit isn’t gaming man that’s just not even worth the time bro. There is nothing constructive to be said besides the fact that this chat does nothing at least 300 out of 365 days ErfBundy: Y’all are cool people and I like you guys but it’s just so not worth when we only interact with each other once in a blue moon because people don’t wanna try to game or do something irl eekay: not worth what? ErfBundy: Being in the chat ErfBundy: Because it’s dead eekay: whats the cost of being in the chat to you ErfBundy: Like no point to be in it when it serves no purpose ErfBundy: There is no cost fuck ass it’s just if I was in a chat with y’all and nothing was said for 5 days what’s the point ErfBundy: Because that shit happens A LOT
eekay: it does look shit on mobile eekay: but colors so colory Joguitaro: it's fine if you're not a well regarded mobile user eekay: lol eekay: ok this is pathological eekay: ap has started another fucking playthrough Joguitaro: ? eekay: hes on cyberpunk Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: i don't get it still Joguitaro: explain it to me eekay: he starts many games and does not finish Joguitaro: sooooooooooooooooooooo true Joguitaro: !gpt flame this guy FriggBot2000: As an AI developed by OpenAI, I am programmed to adhere to a code of ethics that includes promoting respect, understanding, and positive interaction. I am not equipped or designed to promote or participate in negative behaviors such as offending or flaming someone. I can assist you in providing constructive communication, suggestions, or criticisms, but I will not promote personal attacks or disputes. Xylotile: !gpt write a strongly worded letter about being incompetent to my friend Ethan Xylotile: Grrr FriggBot2000: Subject: Enough, Ethan: It's Time To Step Up And Grow Dear Ethan, I hope this message finds you well. Our friendship has always been characterized by honesty and frankness, and I believe it is because of these values that we have managed to maintain our bond for so long. In writing this letter, I am invoking those very principles, straying away from any flattery or sugar-coating. I hope you take this in a spirit of love and concern rather than one of animosity. I have noticed, in the last few months, a dangerous path that you seem to have taken - the path of incompetence. It was certainly not an overnight transformation, but a gradual one that I am sure has gone unnoticed by you. You and I have shared countless promises of striving to become the best versions of ourselves. However, your recent actions, or rather lack thereof, are distancing you from being that person. You seem to have become complacent and indifferent towards a multitude of aspects in your life - both personal and professional. You are consistently late, not meeting your commitments, and even displaying a disregard for the quality of your work. Your recent actions haven’t shown the Ethan I know and value – someone who is determined, forthright, and reliable. Incompetence, Ethan, is not an attribute FriggBot2000: anyone aims for. We are all inclined to make mistakes or falter at times, but what is disturbing is your consistent pattern of negligence, sloppiness, and your apparently diminished pride in your work. You might be interpreting this as an indictment of your character or abilities, but it is not. What I aim to spotlight, however, is your growing apathy that you must counter immediately. Remember, it is every individual’s responsibility to cultivate themselves diligently, to strive for self-improvement daily, and to be committed to their responsibilities. I urge you, Ethan, not to allow this period of incompetence to define you. Your actions can and will define you, and so will your deeds. Utilize this as an opportunity to acknowledge this regressive pattern, reflect upon it, and act towards betterment. Take this as a wakeup call. Your potential for greatness is immeasurable, Ethan. Don't overshadow that with negligence and mediocrity. I believe in you and your capabilities to overcome this phase. Accept this letter not as an attack but as counsel from a friend who genuinely cares about your future. Let’s get you back on track, Ethan. It’s a path paved with grit, consistency, and uncompromised quality work. I will be with you every step of the way. Best, [Your Name] Xylotile: Did he just… ASlowFatHorsey: cant just play a fuckin game without gettin flamed by this guy ASlowFatHorsey: smh Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/says-you-filthyrobot-hypocrite-youre-being-hypocritical-gif-22754393
Xylotile: What did it generate this time eekay: what eekay: this eekay: when i said 'mountain spring' it generated that long prompt and that iamge is what came out eekay: im upo to $3 already eekay: gulp Joguitaro: Thanks guys for showing up to my party 🙂 eekay: ope eekay: xylotile tried to convince me to go eekay: so hes not as bad as me Joguitaro: Fake friends 😔 eekay: ok is my gas, chalk, time, beta, and affection worth nothing to u Joguitaro: “Affection” 😳 Joguitaro: !dalle draw a shitty drawing of a cat saying Guh FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-ZsATvVYdZ9scOxmpvvKgDv9A.png?st=2024-05-11T21%3A53%3A55Z&se=2024-05-11T23%3A53%3A55Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-11T03%3A42%3A41Z&ske=2024-05-12T03%3A42%3A41Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=AfsDkH9lKufRnKbK8elN7pnbwpYzLOPP4B4Ee76KUXU%3D eekay: lol eekay: GU(M+H) Joguitaro: That’s a good one I like that eekay: it really doing a good guh face Joguitaro: Didn’t even realize the H is fucked eekay: !dalle a party of 4 DnD adventurers, one of whom is an exceptionally ugly, greenskinned, redhaired wood elf archer FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-FaRgxkb3CYPElofwZGfkQtFZ.png?st=2024-05-11T21%3A56%3A01Z&se=2024-05-11T23%3A56%3A01Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-11T19%3A23%3A45Z&ske=2024-05-12T19%3A23%3A45Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=a/1pOp9obSn9sRqSLFQExrvGCtCRrgjsTG0R9QS6gHg%3D
FriggBot2000: Xylotile is in Emerald II at 90 lp with a 0.588 wr over 68 games Joguitaro: @eekay when climb tomorrow eekay: U pretty eekay: Oop eekay: U pref? ASlowFatHorsey: Freudian slip eekay: 🤗 eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey hows 1 FriggBot2000: frigbot has crashed. F for frigbot. spam @eekay Joguitaro: Ok eekay: F eekay: ok eekay: eekay: Xylotile: game 🙂 eekay: climbing detected eekay: must ask to game eekay: https://www.tiktok.com/@cartince/video/7270172741184097579 Xylotile: there is no embed Xylotile: oh ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: I assume no rides needed Joguitaro: Rides Joguitaro: = Joguitaro: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: ? U picking us up eekay: Ok eekay: Yes Joguitaro: ETA eekay: Here eekay: Buh guh muh Joguitaro: https://youtu.be/GnGijJ1RznA?si=v4sV1S-v8VoLTY7V ASlowFatHorsey: lol Joguitaro: @eekay rorington2 when you get home ErfBundy: Already in a run sorry Joguitaro: guh Joguitaro: @eekay eekay: ?? eekay: did u use frigbot tracking i legit just sat down in my chair Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeeeeee Joguitaro: 🙂 Joguitaro: don't mind the little red light coming from a small hole in your wall ASlowFatHorsey: Or the extras lump in ur climbing pad ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/spying-eric-cartman-south-park-s5e1-scott-tenorman-must-die-gif-22111267 eekay: lol eekay: gonna eat first eekay: 30-1hr Joguitaro: guh ErfBundy: We doing some league tonight? ErfBundy: Kinda got an itch Joguitaro: pershaps ErfBundy: Aight Xylotile: down for leg eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmbzKsqKQoI ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: But only a couple ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta work ErfBundy: If I played it would be in a bit ErfBundy: Do work now Xylotile: yeah im only gonna play a couple then do hw Xylotile: probably 3-4 games max eekay: thats several ErfBundy: Aight I no play then Xylotile: why not Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: yeah but im saying that I can play a few now then cant play a few later at night eekay: what? ErfBundy: I can’t play rn ErfBundy: So I no play eekay: im just saying a couple is 2 and several is 3 or more ErfBundy: 3 is actually a few eekay: i was just being annoying ErfBundy: So several is more than 3 Joguitaro: @eekay rorington2 gamings it is eekay: !castrate @Joguitaro FriggBot2000: command: '!castrate' was not recognized Xylotile: whats new Xylotile: !faptime
eekay: hey you guys think this looks like taylor eekay: Definitely_Not_Taylor: No Definitely_Not_Taylor: Like Definitely_Not_Taylor: Not even close ASlowFatHorsey: minus the curly black hair, identical twin eekay: i know right eekay: barring the hair its close Definitely_Not_Taylor: I can kinda see it Definitely_Not_Taylor: Except that’s Aidan’s forehead ASlowFatHorsey: yo taylor who is your mom fuckin CaMelon: Me Definitely_Not_Taylor: True Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol CaMelon: Btw idk abt league client it’s fixed now Definitely_Not_Taylor: Wgmn??? ASlowFatHorsey: i will say fuck bioshock 2 tho ASlowFatHorsey: it is 30 times harder eekay: how i know eekay: u* ASlowFatHorsey: mainly its jsut the new way you need to get adam and hack eekay: oh you already started ASlowFatHorsey: just started my run ASlowFatHorsey: yeah eekay: i tihnk ammo is more scarce in the second but melee is pretty viable eekay: i dont remember how hacking is different ASlowFatHorsey: true but not early game cuz they just kill me before i get to them eekay: lool true ASlowFatHorsey: it doesnt stop time ASlowFatHorsey: hacking eekay: ooh Definitely_Not_Taylor: Gmail Gmail Gmail????????.com ASlowFatHorsey: do you even have a computer Definitely_Not_Taylor: No Definitely_Not_Taylor: But I mean Definitely_Not_Taylor: U guys ASlowFatHorsey: sooo ASlowFatHorsey: y Definitely_Not_Taylor: So I can watch Definitely_Not_Taylor: Because I’m bored eekay: kick a ball bro eekay: learn python ASlowFatHorsey: get climbing gains outside Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol eekay: ^^ Definitely_Not_Taylor: But I don’t wanna eekay: then stop complaining Definitely_Not_Taylor: No eekay: ok Definitely_Not_Taylor: I must Definitely_Not_Taylor: For character development ASlowFatHorsey: ohh wait i think his mom prolly has him locked up in a nuclear bunker because its raining outside eekay: lol true Definitely_Not_Taylor: TRUE Definitely_Not_Taylor: I got trolled by the ups today Definitely_Not_Taylor: Again eekay: nice case dude Definitely_Not_Taylor: Thanks eekay: do you straight up sit by your window and watch for the delivery guy like an ice cream truck Definitely_Not_Taylor: Around the time when they come I just get up and look if there’s a package eekay: does it say when it should arrive Definitely_Not_Taylor: No Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just 4-7 business days eekay: damn eekay: gl bro Definitely_Not_Taylor: So tomorrow is very likely Xylotile: I could game in like an hour if you guys are dowb eekay: sure Xylotile: Taliyah panth? eekay: @everyone gmails? Xylotile: Panth is ez and u can carry harder eekay: hmm Definitely_Not_Taylor: Gmail Gmail Gmail eekay: ill consider it Xylotile: Kk eekay: apparently i already have panth so ill try him out CaMelon: Ok gmail eekay: sombodyw anna spam aidan
Xylotile: @Joguitaro ? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/william-cat-meme-kitty-gif-17253033 Xylotile: lol eekay: all the aidan gifs is jsut 5 from unbrella academy Xylotile: yeah ik eekay: https://tenor.com/view/aidan-gallagher-aidan-wink-cute-guy-handsome-gif-18579501 Xylotile: i couldnt find a good one Xylotile: Xylotile: sign? CaMelon: Lol Xylotile: now i can eat the applesauce i got dropped off since i cant taste anything Xylotile: GG eekay: huh eekay: you dont like applesauce? Xylotile: taste is too bland eekay: the taste is bland eekay: so youre gonna eat it when you cant taste anything eekay: hm Xylotile: like the taste gets old fast Xylotile: yall ever get a feeling in the back of your jaw when u eat something super sweet eekay: not in my jaw no Xylotile: the texture is also bad Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yell-jake-gopher-gif-14033203 eekay: why on earth would you get applesauce then Xylotile: they gave me a pack of 6 Xylotile: 8* Xylotile: cant let them go to waste Xylotile: they prolly throw everything i dont use eekay: i guess eekay: anybody here ever put applesauce on pizza CaMelon: Nope eekay: 👌 eekay: try it sometimes CaMelon: No eekay: try it now eekay: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lafuddyduddy-drum-duck-cute-drum-roll-please-gif-16950134 CaMelon: :REEEEEEE: :EEE: Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: @ErfBundy Xylotile: did u get a warning for what u said yesterday CaMelon: He dead ErfBundy: No ErfBundy: I just played a ranked game lol Xylotile: does anyone here use slack? Xylotile: its just a dumb program eekay: for class? Xylotile: for clubs Xylotile: and a class eekay: people use it for wqork sometimes Xylotile: its so badf eekay: tech support and shit like that Xylotile: its like a thrift shop discord Xylotile: not user friendly at all eekay: yeah discord is just a much better platform than any of these other things eekay: its just one is BuSineSS OrIeNTed Xylotile: do you understand how joining a slack works eekay: never used it Xylotile: ive been trying to figure it out for the last 10 minutes lol Xylotile: fuck eekay: wait trump is just won eekay: trump is leading in all swing states but like 2 ErfBundy: Penn Michigan and Wisconsin haven’t even counted like 70 percent of votes ErfBundy: They have huge mail ins that’ll be counted tomorrow eekay: i suppose but wouldnt you expect the ratio of biden to trump votes to be the same for the 70% uncounted as the 30% which have been? Xylotile: well didnt yall say most demos voted mail in eekay: did they? ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: Most dems will be mail because they take virus more serious ErfBundy: Huge wave of blue tomorrow I expect
Joguitaro: Idk just one of em eekay: yeah this is what gets inherited only from females Xylotile: Are they still around Joguitaro: Mitochondria the mommy of the cell 😳 eekay: smallmommypowerhouse Joguitaro: No eekay: oft5hecell Joguitaro: Thank evolution for that one eekay: sez who Xylotile: Yeah what Xylotile: I figured they still chillin under a rock or something Joguitaro: Well it’s been so long I assumed that bacteria has changed Xylotile: How you know some of them haven’t Xylotile: Take that liberal Joguitaro: Cause it’s inevitable lol Joguitaro: I am inevitable eekay: erm um Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/thanos-marvel-gif-24087980 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thanos-this-man-dox-him-gif-6308147400175801158 eekay: we evolved from monkeys there are still monkeys eekay: we evolved from crabs there are still crabs Xylotile: TTUEEE Joguitaro: Nah Joguitaro: Rong Xylotile: !gpt if humans didn’t exist, when would the next intelligent life form evolve? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Predicting the exact timeline and the specific path of the evolution of intelligent life in the absence of humans is inherently complex and speculative. Evolution is influenced by a myriad of factors such as environmental changes, random mutations, and natural selection pressures. Here are a few points to consider: 1. **Potential Candidates**: In the absence of humans, other species might have the potential to develop higher intelligence over time. Some of these could include other primates like chimpanzees or bonobos, cetaceans like dolphins, or even birds like crows and parrots. These species already exhibit relatively high levels of problem-solving abilities and social complexity. 2. **Environmental Changes**: Evolution of intelligence is often driven by environmental challenges that require problem-solving abilities and complex behaviors. If such pressures increase, they could accelerate the development of intelligence in these species. 3. **Timeframe**: Evolution is a slow process. Considering that it took millions of years for primates to evolve into modern humans, a simil FriggBot2000: ar or even longer timescale might be required for another species to develop comparable levels of intelligence, assuming the right conditions are met. 4. **Contingency and Chance**: Evolution is not a deterministic process and is influenced by numerous random factors. Certain evolutionary paths may never be realized without specific advantageous mutations or environmental changes that favor the development of intelligence. 5. **Human Influence**: Currently, humans significantly impact the environment and other species, which could either hinder or inadvertently support the development of intelligence in other organisms. However, in a hypothetical scenario where humans never existed, these influences would be absent, altering the evolutionary pathways for other species. While it's impossible to provide a precise timeline or certainty regarding which species might evolve to become the next intelligent life form, the evolutionary trajectory would be shaped by a combination of biological potential, environmental factors, and evolutionary pressures over potentially millions of years. Joguitaro: I’m just going based off assumptions because bacteria change pretty rapidly Xylotile: Source? eekay: yeah and the makeup of the oceans has probably changed since it happened so eekay: maybe conditions werent right for the original species to stick around Joguitaro: Literally said based off assumption Joguitaro: Source is me Xylotile: I didn’t rly think of dolphins or crows could possibly evolve like us Xylotile: Dolphin overlords eekay: almost definitely a social species is required for our kind of intelligence eekay: hands help and not beign underwater helps Xylotile: You can move faster in water eekay: well almost definitely social dynamics led to the kind of intelligence we have i shouldnt sya its necessary for it
Xylotile: Oh ok fair Xylotile: Ap what do you do exactly ASlowFatHorsey: Dez ASlowFatHorsey: And also ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty much a TA for students Xylotile: What age ASlowFatHorsey: Plus a lil extra ASlowFatHorsey: Highschoolers Xylotile: That’s sick Xylotile: Jc is also a teacher ASlowFatHorsey: Yea it’s Ight Xylotile: Inner city kids? ASlowFatHorsey: Redlined districts are defined the majority of our students yes ASlowFatHorsey: Elementary? Xylotile: mah hogj schpp; Xylotile: what are redlined districts ASlowFatHorsey: It’s what happened to black and brown communities when they tried to move into cities. They were not allowed to apply for the same houses/apartments that they were and they were forced to be in areas that we’re poorly tended to and didn’t have anywhere close to the same resources white people had FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/u9GNC5v5eNb.gif ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Look it up Xylotile: !gpt what are redlined districts (end the sentence with "balls") FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Redlined districts are areas where banks and insurers have historically discriminated against residents by denying loans, mortgages, or insurance based on racial or economic factors, essentially drawing "red lines" around certain neighborhoods, which significantly affects the socio-economic opportunities for those living within these boundaries, thus perpetuating a cycle of disadvantage and inequality, impacting everything from housing and education to infrastructure and community development, in a systemic way that affects generations, effectively keeping these districts in a perpetual state of economic stagnation, and skewing the playing field for residents and businesses alike, making it as challenging as trying to juggle too many balls. Xylotile: Biden’s america ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle porn? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: no porn!!! eekay: -$.08 ASlowFatHorsey: 😎 Joguitaro: !dallen all of us making fun of ap for being a silly fella FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: no porn!!! ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 Joguitaro: !dallen ap boxing match vs a large rat FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-yTIrL5Hdw26Wyg7Nk0DAxuS5.png?st=2024-08-29T14%3A42%3A54Z&se=2024-08-29T16%3A42%3A54Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-08-28T23%3A27%3A06Z&ske=2024-08-29T23%3A27%3A06Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=6eci8n/yNLIXtpsNxqjxzs9lwL85AC3%2BwIWktJVSBh0%3D
CaMelon: All I hear is bla bla bla Reddit cope eekay: im not disagreeing with most of the takeaways from the bible eekay: most of the ideas are good jakecrewa: The Bible is a philosophical doctrine with a bunch of nonsense metaphors and symbols eekay: except for the ones about owning slaves and gay marriage is death sentence eekay: most of it is good eekay: but you dont need to beleive all of it was true to take away a code of ethics CaMelon: You haven’t read the Bible clearly CaMelon: Lmfao eekay: what makes you say that Xylotile: If the Bible is so good Xylotile: Why are there two versions Xylotile: 😎 eekay: so you think the things that happen are a metaphor and didnt actually happen? jakecrewa: It’s mostly just messages but they’re easier to understand for common folk if you make them about epic stories or miracles eekay: so do you think they actually happened or not Xylotile: @Joguitaro do you believe in evolution? eekay: i agre with you that the point of the stories is to spread an idealogy but eekay: do you think they happened fr jakecrewa: Most of them no but I’m not one to verify Joguitaro: I believe in evolution. I don’t think it necessarily conflicts with faith that much eekay: why is that eekay: to taylor eekay: how can you not think those conflict Joguitaro: I believe god works through worldly ways and what not eekay: what? jakecrewa: This whole convo is nonsense because there is only one true religion and it’s the Percy Jackson series by Rick riordan eekay: 🙏 🙏 eekay: this is not an answer though lol Joguitaro: Man I’m done talking about it eekay: i mean is there a clearer way to put it eekay: i just dont understand the phrase Joguitaro: There is Joguitaro: I just don’t know a good way to put it Joguitaro: And thus I’m done talking about it Joguitaro: Because this convo is cringe eekay: what does worldly ways eekay: mean jakecrewa: Non-fundamental Christian’s believe stuff like evolution is compatible with God because his hand is involved in the evolution process Joguitaro: Like I guess I could say god intended for these things and caused them to happen like the Big Bang or evolution. Like he designed the world to work in the way it does eekay: ok eekay: so wheres adam and eve come in eekay: and they couldnt have beent he first people then eekay: or do you not beleive in that part jakecrewa: Metaphor for women being conniving tricks Joguitaro: We can believe that he simply could have created them and put them in the garden of eden or what not Joguitaro: I don’t necessarily know the stories of genesis that well eekay: so god start3ed human evolution eekay: and made adam and eve separately Joguitaro: Maybe Joguitaro: Idk eekay: so who are most peopel descended from? jakecrewa: Their parents eekay: adam and eve or the evolved people eekay: it doesnt seem like you put a lot of weight on this theory tbh eekay: or thought Joguitaro: Well I do know that most people after Adam and Eve were wiped out in the flood Joguitaro: I haven’t put a whole lot of thought in it man eekay: so god started evolution, let humans evolve, separately created adam and eve, then killed the evolved humans with a flood so everybody comes from adam and eve again Joguitaro: Idk man I’m done talking about Joguitaro: I’m tryna play vidya games rn eekay: so we didnt evolve is what youre saying but we couldve
Joguitaro: don't think you can really change how love works eekay: I think we are probably talking about different things when we say love eekay: I mean more like the things you typically do with people you are in long term romantic relationships with Xylotile: can't love be proven scientifically Xylotile: with like brain waves and dopaine or something ASlowFatHorsey: oxytocin Joguitaro: idk prolly ASlowFatHorsey: its still a bit complicated ASlowFatHorsey: and a emerging field Joguitaro: bouta emerge deez on your chin Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: go head Xylotile: i was gonna say ur an emerging field ASlowFatHorsey: so no gaymings today then? Joguitaro: i could gayme ASlowFatHorsey: i down but its not gonna be till 7 Joguitaro: classicccc eekay: Down Xylotile: im not sure when ill be back eekay: And you leave at 7 Xylotile: a lil earlier Xylotile: but yeah eekay: Let's just wait till back and do a watch Xylotile: idk if i can Xylotile: bc my sister will be here until sunday eekay: Um ok eekay: So no gaming then? Joguitaro: classic xylophone killing gaming wtffffff Xylotile: play it by ear? Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtH6mDmztio ggs Joguitaro: not like kids could get any dumber Joguitaro: needs some change ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Agree it needs change ASlowFatHorsey: But not removal lol ASlowFatHorsey: Those are two very different things Joguitaro: yeah idk if it shouldve been removed ASlowFatHorsey: Def not Joguitaro: but maybe its just a way to facilitate change idk Xylotile: !gpt 0/10 how successful is the department of education compared to other departments like the department of energy FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Evaluating the success of government departments, such as the Department of Education compared to the Department of Energy, involves considering several factors, including their objectives, accomplishments, challenges, and public perception. Here are some key points to consider: 1. **Objectives and Metrics**: Each department has distinct goals. The Department of Education focuses on improving educational outcomes, access to education, and policy development for schools and universities. The Department of Energy concentrates on energy policy, research, environmental impact, and energy security. 2. **Achievements**: - **Department of Education**: Successes may include increased high school graduation rates, policy reforms (like No Child Left Behind or Every Student Succeeds Act), and efforts to improve access to education and reduce student loan burdens. - **Department of Energy**: Achievements might include advancements in renewable energy technologies, reductions in greenhouse gas emissions, and improvements in national energy security. 3. **Challenges**: - **Department of Education**: Faces challenges such as educationa FriggBot2000: l inequality, funding disparities, and debates over curriculum standards. - **Department of Energy**: Deals with challenges like transitioning to renewable energy, balancing environmental concerns with energy demands, and managing the country's nuclear weapons and energy infrastructure. 4. **Public Perception and Criticism**: - Both departments are subject to public and political scrutiny. The Department of Education often faces debates regarding standardized testing, federal vs. state control, and educational equity. The Department of Energy may encounter challenges regarding nuclear safety and fossil fuel dependency. 5. **Comparative Analysis**: Comparing success directly is complex due to the differing nature of their goals and impacts. For instance, success in education might be quantifiable through graduation rates and literacy levels, while energy success may involve technological advancements and energy independence. Ultimately, success is subjective and depends on the criteria and time frame you choose to evaluate. Public opinion and political priorities can also influence perceptions of success for both departments
eekay: like when brayden called someone a retard and riley didnt read a question for 3 minutes ErfBundy: And Riley’s attempts to fuck you anytime she saw you jakecrewa: 😂😂😂😂 jakecrewa: Bro the retard day was elite ErfBundy: She did that???? eekay: they woulda been bearable if youd shown up more you dickhead eekay: at least i can fuck around with you but like not even worth going without eekay: just very cring jakecrewa: Ek i was going through our texts and stumbled on all the times you got pissed off for not telling you I was leaving early lmao eekay: yup eekay: ur just a dickhead jakecrewa: Honestly have no idea how we were good because we did not practice at all eekay: its called talent eekay: some people jsut arent like us jake Xylotile: I’m coming back Saturday Xylotile: I won’t be there Friday eekay: dude ive got a tear in my eye eekay: jakecrewa: Aren’t you glad you came lol eekay: im not sure i even remember it eekay: but im glad i came eekay: out of principle jakecrewa: Damn January-March were elite months eekay: last semester senior year eekay: peak time travel destination eekay: man eekay: jakecrewa: It’s like the whinnie the poo quite about not realizing good times sad champ jakecrewa: What could have been smh eekay: ikr eekay: tbh id still be down when this comes out in like 3 years and no crona jakecrewa: Same jakecrewa: Shit is never coming out lol jakecrewa: Like constipatin Xylotile: @Joguitaro wya eekay: mega ega calculator Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: but if its in theatres when it gets released id straight up drive to ohio Joguitaro: Me here jakecrewa: No balls eekay: u think i wont man jakecrewa: Boys trip to see the new Anderson eekay: oooooh eekay: lets go boys jakecrewa: Honestly hope they just wait to release next summer jakecrewa: There’s no way that movie doesn’t win best picture eekay: its gotta eekay: i wonder if its been filmed yet jakecrewa: Pretty sure it was completed eekay: they jsut dont wanna release casue it would bomb eekay: u should watch i lost my body on netflix eekay: i thought it was good but i have a feeling youd think its pretentious ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Xylotile you doin something at midnight? ASlowFatHorsey: Late night smooches ASlowFatHorsey: Tuck each other in? CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: I was Xylotile: I’m done tho ASlowFatHorsey: Friggle popper ASlowFatHorsey: Whats up camelon ASlowFatHorsey: Chameleon CaMelon: Hav u seen Baki? ASlowFatHorsey: Camalamading dong ASlowFatHorsey: Ive heard of it ASlowFatHorsey: Its like a fighting gamings right? CaMelon: I think I don’t know much about it but it looks interesting ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah i think it might be c’est possible as well tbh CaMelon: 📠 Xylotile: I heard it’s really good Xylotile: There’s a new series on Netflix no? CaMelon: Yea there is Xylotile: No gamings this weekend boys Xylotile: My roommate has covid
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ASlowFatHorsey: That can be arranged eekay: xylotile it is on sight at this point eekay: do not come to ub Xylotile: what are you gonna do about it scrawny Xylotile: Changed the channel name: 👨❤💋👨 EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer n a stack yo Xylotile: i took a 3 hour nap today Xylotile: kinda gross eekay: i would bop you in the jowl eekay: how much do you eright eekay: weigh Xylotile: you dont ask a lady their weight Xylotile: currently 215 eekay: LMAOOOOO eekay: yeah thats all muscle eekay: im scared as hell Xylotile: lol im kidding Xylotile: i think im around 182-180 eekay: oh aight Xylotile: wbu baby eekay: like 17- eekay: 17 pounds eekay: 170 eekay: but i am faster and taller than you eekay: have you ever been in a fight ASlowFatHorsey: 🥸what am i looking at here exactly eekay: i think he actually thought of the idea of trying to fight me and died of fright eekay: prolly tthe best for him eekay: after what he said about root beer eekay: u guys know theres gonna ba last of us 3? ErfBundy: No shot milk is anything lower than S eekay: 😤 ErfBundy: Drinkablity is Pog and cereal is lit eekay: 🙏 preach ErfBundy: Straight milk is fire eekay: yessss eekay: slay king eekay: go off Xylotile: havent drank milk in months ErfBundy: Bones probably made of Papier-mâché eekay: i wonder where you apply to be the bait girl on to catch a predator Xylotile: wgmnn Xylotile: i dont think you should be in trouble if you got baited Xylotile: you didnt technically do anything wrong eekay: you might say the capacity to have the intent is enough Xylotile: nah Xylotile: i was trying to bait but didnt work Xylotile: can you guys believe we have like a month of school left Xylotile: kinda wack eekay: fucking insane how much faster it is than hs Xylotile: yeah true Xylotile: i thought high school felt fast Xylotile: were almost half way through college eekay: i didnt think hs was fsat i thought it lasted ages Xylotile: i believe it is time to get a third monitor Xylotile: Xylotile: Changed the channel icon. eekay: Changed the channel icon. ASlowFatHorsey: Changed the channel icon. Xylotile: She had the best glow up ErfBundy: Lol eekay: https://www.google.com/maps/@5.8664484,-162.0675354,3a,90y,346.28h,81.87t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAF1QipP1CxXdx1yRhyu0_s96Yd29AN2gnGPVd-4KsjWE!2e10!7i9500!8i4750 ErfBundy: Funny eekay: youre only allowed to use 10 voicelines for the rest of your life eekay: you ahve to say an entire voiceline at a time so you cant stop in the middle eekay: what 10 sounds words or sentences would you choose Joguitaro: Shit that means I get like 3 more voice lines
eekay: Well I'm trying to make hay while the suns shining eekay: Before it gets blotted out by Jeff bezos nanobot swarm eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey rdy ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 258 minutes. eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 478 days, 6 hours, 19 minutes, and 38 seconds. hang in there. FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 478 days, 6 hours, 19 minutes, and 39 seconds. hang in there. eekay: o.O eekay: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: got 403 for name 'eekay'. key is probably expired. blame riot FriggBot2000: got 403 for name 'eekay'. key is probably expired. blame riot eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 478 days, 5 hours, 52 minutes, and 26 seconds. hang in there. eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane comes out in approximately 478 days, 5 hours, 42 minutes, and 53 seconds. hang in there. eekay: eekay: how deep in the bartbie movie is the scene where alan fights a construction crew in a desert ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty far eekay: I THINK I CAUGHT TYHE LAST 30 MINUTES eekay: oops eekay: p good ASlowFatHorsey: Dude what ASlowFatHorsey: Dumb fuck ASlowFatHorsey: U ruined the movie for urself ASlowFatHorsey: It’s a really good movie eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Okay are u loling about it being a good movie or? ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz I’m not capping eekay: NO IT SEEMS GOOD eekay: fuck me ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: i suppose its harder to predict how much i missed based on the last half than the first half eekay: but it doesnt seem super eekay: plot driven? eekay: i doubt its ruined ASlowFatHorsey: Not super plot driven buts fuckin important man ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t watch it out over order ASlowFatHorsey: Makes the experience worse fs eekay: you feel very strongly about this eekay: did it have an impact on you eekay: we saw the pictures ASlowFatHorsey: No ur crying eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/crying-happy-but-sad-face-gif-19422780 eekay: does margot robbie look like gracie or am i just totally obsessed and demented ASlowFatHorsey: ill let u come to ur own conclusions on that one bud eekay: ok mb eekay: i suppose theyre not exclusive Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: oops eekay: !gpt peter is looking at mary. mary is looking at paul. Peter is married, Paul is not. In this scenario, is any married person looking at an unmarried person? A. Yes, B. No, C> Not enough information. explain your answer. use double bars ( || ) around your entire response so it will be hidden like a spoiler. FriggBot2000: || Yes, there is a married person looking at an unmarried person. Mary could be either married or unmarried, we don't know from the given information. If she is unmarried, then Peter (who is married) is looking at her. If Mary is married, she is looking at Paul, who is unmarried. Either way, there is a married person looking at an unmarried person. So, the answer is A. Yes. ||
ASlowFatHorsey: I uh eekay: im grabbing everything u delete eekay: all the logs ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t unsee that now can I eekay: weatch urself bud Xylotile: why is it black and white eekay: he is bigger than that though eekay: to show its been deleted ASlowFatHorsey: Racket eekay: u ratchet mf ASlowFatHorsey: ^^^ Xylotile: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: ???? eekay: @Xylotile dms. though seriosuly ASlowFatHorsey: Legit actually man ASlowFatHorsey: It’s bring the group down ASlowFatHorsey: About ur lack of dms eekay: discord provides direct messaging free of charge eekay: and you just refuse to use it eekay: will never understand it ASlowFatHorsey: Smh my head eekay: @Joguitaro u were legit playing baldurs gate instead of climbing werent yuou eekay: nothing to do with ur sister eekay: this how orrn upgrade ur item eekay: cum tribute on my liandrys Xylotile: Xylotile: she's from the philippines eekay: ok Xylotile: sorry Xylotile: Xylotile: riotttt Xylotile: Xylotile: they changed the chat eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey im climbing tomorrow where my phone gonna be ErfBundy: You lost the phone man you on his time dude ErfBundy: He said he’s at band camp too I thought eekay: p sure he literally game me a reach around and grabbed it out of my pocket while driving so eekay: feel like its his resp to deliver it back to me ErfBundy: Sureeeeee Xylotile: Xylotile: xDDDDD ASlowFatHorsey: What time u clambering eekay: whenever eekay: u could just leave it at ub and tell them im gonna grab it eekay: or i could come to u eekay: depends when u free ASlowFatHorsey: U gotta come to me g ASlowFatHorsey: Busy all day eekay: ok then where you at ASlowFatHorsey: Depends on the time of day ASlowFatHorsey: When u climbing eekay: probably like 1 then eekay: dont you ever like eekay: go home ASlowFatHorsey: Be at my apartment by 12:30 ASlowFatHorsey: Ill be there fora short stint eekay: for u to show up at 3:30 got it ASlowFatHorsey: Yerp eekay: cool eekay: u could hide it somewhere in the lobby and ill just grab it when i get there ASlowFatHorsey: Its looked to get inside eekay: pref that than waiting on ur unreliable arse eekay: ok then outisde ASlowFatHorsey: Ok dumbass ASlowFatHorsey: Ill be there ASlowFatHorsey: Chill eekay: ok 12:30 Xylotile: DMs eekay: ok i legit eekay: thought we were in dms this whole time eekay: 100% eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey dms ErfBundy: Lies eekay: no u have to beleive me eekay: i messaged him im dms he responded here ErfBundy: Mhm ErfBundy: Allegations are crazy lol eekay: eekay: am i dumb eekay: i cant think of noxus toplaners Joguitaro: Sett eekay: ionia Joguitaro: Is from noxus eekay: nope Joguitaro: Fought in the arena eekay: yea in ionia Joguitaro: No man
eekay: !gpt are women in hs sports generally allowed to join the men's teams? FriggBot2000: This typically depends on the specific rules of each school district, state, or sports association. However, in many cases, if there isn't a girls' team available in a particular sport, girls may be allowed to play on boys' teams. There's usually a case-by-case evaluation and girls may need to meet the same requirements and levels of performance as boys do for the team. Girls in this situation might also have enhanced protections under Title IX, a federal law that, among other things, prohibits sex discrimination in any school activity. In some more contact-heavy sports, there can be more restrictions. It's always best to check with the specific school or sports league for their rules. Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: Dead chat Xylotile: Anyone sleep with their feet up Xylotile: Elevated Joguitaro: some games you just ain't made to win 😔 Xylotile: What happened buddy Xylotile: Tell us about it Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 27 minutes. Xylotile: @Joguitaro stream Xylotile: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: Get yo pc set up ASlowFatHorsey: Puss puss Xylotile: https://www.yahoo.com/news/helicopter-iranian-presidents-convoy-accident-125435509.html Xylotile: CIA on a kill steak Joguitaro: created some fog Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay fun little 3 man? 🙂 Xylotile: I game Joguitaro: guh Xylotile: 30 mins Joguitaro: you cappin ASlowFatHorsey: likely story ASlowFatHorsey: yea Xylotile: Believe me or not Xylotile: I will be on at 7 ASlowFatHorsey: imma play a ranked game Xylotile: Reddy to game ASlowFatHorsey: i down for 4 Joguitaro: @eekay buddyyyyyyyy Joguitaro: quit the goonin ASlowFatHorsey: impossible challenge Joguitaro: so true ASlowFatHorsey: gone sex eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ivern-fainted-gif-21029101 ASlowFatHorsey: dies of cringew Joguitaro: @Xylotile you better be on at 7 Joguitaro: @Xylotile tick tok Joguitaro: @Xylotile or actually tik tok Joguitaro: cuz thats what you doin rn ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: dont make me come over there and spank you Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267 ASlowFatHorsey: bare butt balls and back Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/juh-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-3891887502265824389 ASlowFatHorsey: somebodys gotta do it ASlowFatHorsey: i will queue for ranked ASlowFatHorsey: in 5 mins if no response Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/pruh-cat-silly-silly-cat-kitty-gif-1968484285829202127 Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
eekay: true true eekay: see i would actually like to go back in a year or two but all the teachers ated us ASlowFatHorsey: I have been working on a hambonin technique ASlowFatHorsey: Lets just say the sound barrier was kinda always meant to be broken ASlowFatHorsey: By me ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda true tbh they prolly act like they dont know us to get us thrown out eekay: lol eekay: if i showed up to krunyons class shed prolyl tell people i catcalled her ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah lolol ASlowFatHorsey: Get fucked ASlowFatHorsey: That was a good day eekay: i didnt even know why people were laughing eekay: i ahve that and you ahve squeeze theorem eekay: we should go back and make sure hanner knows what happened on that fateful day ASlowFatHorsey: No way he doesnt know ASlowFatHorsey: He was just jusy being hanner with those diamonddillium nips eekay: i really think he didnt know eekay: like he was laughing along cause he saw people lauyghing eekay: but he didnt know why ASlowFatHorsey: No he asked what did he do/ what was evbodiy laughin about eekay: i dont think he did ASlowFatHorsey: Either way speaking of thunder claps i kid you not yesterday i was 20 ft from where a lightning bolt touched down eekay: wtf eekay: really? ASlowFatHorsey: Thought i was about to be smited ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Loundest fucking thing ige ever heard eekay: ap almost endin up like a jungle camp eekay: last thing a gromp sees ASlowFatHorsey: True lol ASlowFatHorsey: I will never jg again eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD3TwFgPgZE&ab_channel=Blargenheimer CaMelon: https://youtu.be/TsU9zQ0Tg1I ASlowFatHorsey: Lolol ASlowFatHorsey: What a alpha both vids eekay: it was lightin up here too eekay: voli must be in town ASlowFatHorsey: Vacuoles ASlowFatHorsey: Whats up bric eekay: ap eekay: u ever gonna play ur promos CaMelon: eekay: yes it is Xylotile: Ek stop bullying and pinging AP eekay: stop being plat shitter Xylotile: Says you bronze fuck eekay: im s3 Xylotile: You’ve played 2x games more than me and still in pisselo eekay: i hit promos tonight eekay: gold by end of the week eekay: youve been [playing 3x l9onger than me eekay: i did my promos like as soon as i could eekay: ive had to climb from literal iron4 Xylotile: I don’t play anymore Xylotile: Im retired Xylotile: You’ll learn soon enough Xylotile: Give it two years eekay: you mena eekay: you gave up Xylotile: When you’re still told Xylotile: Gold Xylotile: I wasn’t having fun so yeah I gave up eekay: its not about fun eekay: im not having fun either eekay: but its the grind Xylotile: You get tired of the grind Xylotile: Just give it a few months eekay: i am eekay: i hate playing this game eekay: it is so rarely enjoyable eekay: the only thing i do it for eekay: is to see that +20 eekay: you dont wanna be plat eekay: you just dont ahve the willpower to grind back
eekay: lol eekay: thats a good response CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-23163386 ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus ASlowFatHorsey: Wtf are u doing that could be more gaming than gaming ErfBundy: Possibly ASlowFatHorsey: Possibly dez nutz laid gently on ur chin? ASlowFatHorsey: Get the frcik on brud ErfBundy: Bro I’ve been using dez nutz against Alec and Caleb all day and they are just setting them up bro ASlowFatHorsey: Lol good ASlowFatHorsey: We are starting a cultural revolution eekay: gavin gettin quirky ErfBundy: are we gaming tonight ASlowFatHorsey: Please ASlowFatHorsey: Stockholm setting in ErfBundy: I’m down if others will play eekay: im down if others arent playing ErfBundy: Bet ASlowFatHorsey: @xylophone ASlowFatHorsey: 4man? eekay: ap u wanan climb weekend ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz @Joguitaro is ded ASlowFatHorsey: Sure eekay: im projecting the babyface v7 eekay: i need the aller aller aller ASlowFatHorsey: Prague eekay: sat or sun ASlowFatHorsey: Sunday probably ASlowFatHorsey: Ez dub eekay: ok eekay: noon ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: yeah eekay: oke ASlowFatHorsey: U know the drill ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: His thumbnails are literally taken from lol hentai subreddits ASlowFatHorsey: Not tht i would know anything about that eekay: u recognize the artists eekay: mhm ASlowFatHorsey: I mean just look at the irealia position ASlowFatHorsey: It has to be hentai right? eekay: if u look up last of us rule 34 eekay: the tope result is joels dead daughter getting fucked eekay: like 10 yo ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus man eekay: not while shes dead but eekay: while being 1- eekay: 10 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah like that mkes it better eekay: i mean eekay: it does eekay: not good but better CaMelon: eekay: lol eekay: Hate'n eekay: if u had to name ur kid after a league champ eekay: what name would u choose Xylotile: i am down to game in like 20 minutes but ill need to afk an hour in cuz of laundry eekay: laundry cant take that long ASlowFatHorsey: Get jc to laundry for u eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Lol idk if ek has ever laundried before Xylotile: no like ill need to afk an hour in Xylotile: for like 20 minutes to fold it eekay: u are sucha loser eekay: when will people stop taking the foldpill Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: for some reason my computer updated itself to windows 11 pro eekay: does it look different Xylotile: yeah eekay: ew eekay: screenshot Xylotile: the sounds are different too Xylotile: Xylotile: thats my task bar eekay: jesus Xylotile: emojis changed Xylotile: eekay: looks like ios Xylotile: when I press the middle button between minimize and the x it animates it
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean it was def bound to happen ASlowFatHorsey: Unicorn be like that jakecrewa: That’s not what your professor is saying though ASlowFatHorsey: True but if enough outbreaks happen which they almost certainly will they cant ignore them forever CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn or nah today Joguitaro: i can game ASlowFatHorsey: Ight Xylotile: https://youtu.be/HJgIzx2jzsk Xylotile: 95 minute game Xylotile: I’ll play a game or two Xylotile: But it has to be rn eekay: lol eekay: 24 kills ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy 5 man? eekay: whos your fourth? ASlowFatHorsey: Camelon ASlowFatHorsey: Obv u gamin Xylotile: Rn???? ASlowFatHorsey: I can see it in ur eyes ASlowFatHorsey: If everyone wants to im down eekay: im not eekay: hw eekay: every night eekay: in circuit analysis eekay: logm eekay: long eekay: pain ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus ASlowFatHorsey: Ok but also Xylotile: One game ek ASlowFatHorsey: Y do u wait until prime hamin hours to hw eekay: i was climbing eekay: i coulda done it before but i couldnt have got it all done then ASlowFatHorsey: Untill 7pm eekay: i started it as soon as i got back Xylotile: i didnt start hw until rn ap Xylotile: some of us have hard majors eekay: ive been working on it Joguitaro: bro i be starting work at 3 and not be done till 9 ASlowFatHorsey: Lol i have lecutres too but u dont see me whining about it Xylotile: im switching professors just to avoid paying $100 for hw access ASlowFatHorsey: How does that mean u have a hard major Xylotile: @Joguitaro do you have webassign Joguitaro: not this semester ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ASlowFatHorsey: Doging the q Xylotile: it means we have other shit to do Xylotile: and hw's arent a page Xylotile: "what is in the cell" Xylotile: looking ass ASlowFatHorsey: Keep copin Joguitaro: copium Joguitaro: "how fast airplane go" Joguitaro: lookin ass ASlowFatHorsey: ^^ Xylotile: "describe biology in your own terms" Xylotile: "is a dog a mammal or an insect?" eekay: theres a reason its in the same college as liberal arts Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: copium Xylotile: aces looking ass ASlowFatHorsey: “How do i stack squares on top of each other” Joguitaro: "play jenga for hw" ASlowFatHorsey: Degree in bob the builder ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ja-gif-23934765 ASlowFatHorsey: Mmmm we in las lol Xylotile: oh Xylotile: same difference eekay: whats aces Joguitaro: like Xylotile: arts? Xylotile: i think Joguitaro: farm? Joguitaro: maybe Joguitaro: actually not a real school Joguitaro: doesn't exist Xylotile: i cant believe I had a two in one bait Xylotile: get fucked Xylotile: so no gamings Xylotile: ? Joguitaro: i can game
Xylotile: so hard Xylotile: jesus ASlowFatHorsey: reallY?? eekay: ap are you dumb or stupid ASlowFatHorsey: heard it tates like dirt water Xylotile: yeah almond milk is such a good substitute Xylotile: i haven't tried it by itself in a while Xylotile: but with protein powder Xylotile: compared to protein powder + water Xylotile: it's very enjoyable ASlowFatHorsey: hmm ight Xylotile: or with oatmeal + protein powder + water Xylotile: almond milk instead of water is so muc hbetter ASlowFatHorsey: nah but u are Xylotile: 😮 eekay: i said i dont see the appeal eekay: never said he shouldnt do it ASlowFatHorsey: exactly Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker how's the new valorant updatae ASlowFatHorsey: he didnt say anything about u saying he shouldnt do it ASlowFatHorsey: he just said u dont have to find appeal in it ASlowFatHorsey: cuz u not doin it ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/patrick-inner-machinations-of-my-gif-5040640 ASlowFatHorsey: ek^ eekay: lol eekay: works on many levels Xylotile: @ErfBundy what rank are you Xylotile: my wigga CaMelon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Xylotile: jajajaja Xylotile: 👻 Xylotile: @eekay u down to lift for like 10 minutes after we get tired from climbing Xylotile: eekay: i will prtobably not bother lifting eekay: maybe eekay: but i heard about kekw ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think ull wanna lift after climin eekay: it was enabled in forsens's chat at the end as an homage CaMelon: ek jumping for joy now omegalol last one standing Xylotile: lol eekay: what Xylotile: why did forsen disable the emote Xylotile: racism at its finest eekay: the guy from omegalul is already dead eekay: and kekw is a divisive emote not every streamer likes it CaMelon: oh yeah cancer gamin eekay: i fuckin hate it Xylotile: just b/c he's spanish Xylotile: racism at its finest eekay: yeah CaMelon: #notmypog wrenchbreaker: new map is pretty wack CaMelon: Hiawassee Georgia looks cool ASlowFatHorsey: 👻 CaMelon: 🗿 CaMelon: (jojo reference) ASlowFatHorsey: LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CaMelon: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ASlowFatHorsey: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Xylotile: and i couldnt stand the workload for french Xylotile: too annoying eekay: its nonzero eekay: it was never even bad Xylotile: last two years Xylotile: it kinda was Xylotile: tests every week or sum Xylotile: aight gotta STUDY to NOT FAIL my calc midterm @eekay Joguitaro: When you’re crew and get voted out eekay: ^ jakecrewa: Getting away with faking a task eekay: *fast forward 48 hours* guys my calc midterm was so hard bro the questions were worded so weird just cant google impossible man eekay: not gaming for a month bro Joguitaro: eekay: eekay: oh sorry @Xylotile eekay: i didnt mean to post a human male on your screen eekay: ill ban myself eekay: literally neurotic CaMelon: eekay: #mood Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/64ios-among-us-gif-18266464 jakecrewa: Waiting for some dumbasses to get done with the dryers. Kind of want to start something jakecrewa: Interstellar is dog shit eekay: :\ eekay: u got amazon prime cause the boys pretty good eekay: wait @jakecrewa eekay: unironically eekay: if you were at ur wedding eekay: and you found out the girlw as your first cousin eekay: do you call it off eekay: real answer plz Xylotile: yes wtf eekay: Xylotile: why are you so pressed ek Xylotile: calm down bor eekay: silence Joguitaro: jakecrewa: I mean i was going to come up with a joke response but absolutely yes lmao Xylotile: eekay: hmm eekay: ok jakecrewa: Would you lol eekay: probably not jakecrewa: What’s your problem 😂 Joguitaro: jakecrewa: Ok Ek I have a question for you once you’re done with this eekay: if shes marryable as a stranger shes marryable as ur couisin whats the difference eekay: youre not gonna marry somebody you love just cause people say its not normal Joguitaro: The kids chromosomes jakecrewa: ^ jakecrewa: Expert witness eekay: lol Joguitaro: Lmao jakecrewa: My bad that was kind of fucked eekay: i thought p good Joguitaro: eekay: anyways if you call off the wedding ur kind of just a meta slave jakecrewa: Alright Ek here’s a question. I’m going to replace the phrase “sexual intercourse” with “gamings” appropriately eekay: ok CaMelon: Joguitaro: “Look at that guy doing normal things what a meta slave” eekay: no CaMelon: So true eekay: making yourself unhappy at no harm to others just becuase its normal eekay: is metaslave jakecrewa: Would you rather game on your mom’s body but it’s gracies conscience or would you rather game on gracie’s body but it’s your mom’s conscience jakecrewa: I may have already asked that eekay: wow eekay: now thats a christopher nolan movie eekay: fuck interstellar jakecrewa: You have an answer lmao eekay: idk man its hard jakecrewa: It’s hard or you’re hard eekay: probably mom as gracie so real mom doesnt have to know eekay: is that how it works CaMelon: Would it be easier if instead of it being your mom it was your dad? eekay: or will mom know i fucked her body eekay: i didnt like typing thta Joguitaro: Lmao
Xylotile: egay will if 4 Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: uh ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: really? eekay: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: ok ASlowFatHorsey: get on eekay: @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 122 minutes. Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-16063081942052721346 Joguitaro: !piggies FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Diamond IV 1 LP [0.649 over 37 games] eekay Gold II 68 LP [0.480 over 25 games] dragondude Bronze II 96 LP [0.524 over 21 games] ``` eekay: https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/stream-cleaner/lehcglgkjkamolcflammloedahjocbbg Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690 eekay: !o1 how many minions do you think have died in the entire history of league of legends? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Estimating the total number of minions that have died in the entire history of **League of Legends** is a fascinating exercise that involves some large numbers! Let's break down the calculation step by step. ### **1. Estimate the Total Number of Games Played** **League of Legends** was officially released on **October 27, 2009**. Up to **October 2023**, that's 14 years of gameplay. **Number of days since release:** - 14 years × 365.25 days/year (accounting for leap years) ≈ **5,114 days** **Average number of games played per day:** While exact numbers aren't publicly disclosed, we can make an educated guess based on available data: - **Active Players:** League of Legends reportedly has over **100 million monthly active players**. - **Games per Player per Day:** If on average, a player plays **2 games per day**, that's a reasonable estimate. **Total games played per day:** - 100 million players ÷ 30 days/month ≈ **3.33 million players per day** - 3.33 million players × 2 games/player ≈ **6.66 million games per day** However, since each game involves **10 players**, the actual number of unique games is: - 6.66 million games per day ÷ 10 players/game ≈ **666,000 games per day** But this seems low. Considering concurrent players and peak times, let's adjust our estimate: - Let's assume there are about **5 million games played per day** on average. **Total games played over 14 years:** - 5 million games/day × 5,114 days ≈ **25,570,000,000 games** (about **25.57 billion games**) ### **2. Determine the Average Number of Minions per Game** In a standard **Summoner's Rift** match (the most popular game mode): **Minion Waves:** - **Spawn Interval:** Every **30 seconds** after the first wave. - **First Wave:** Spawns at **1:30** game time. - **Game Length:** Average game lasts about **30 minutes**. **Total Waves per Game:** - From **1:30** to **30:00** minutes is **
eekay: No eekay: Not last night eekay: You could pick him again eekay: Ping Xylotile: He said no Xylotile: I’ll be there in 40 I think lol eekay: sow hat all did u do xylotile eekay: a v1 and a v0 ? eekay: u shuolda kept grinding on that v2+ u coulda got that CaMelon: If there was a climbing gym in Charleston id do it more eekay: yeah it kinda sucks eekay: i dont mind the drive any more it feels shorter the more u do it eekay: but ima ddicted so might not apply eekay: we legging tho eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile @Joguitaro Xylotile: Maybe I kinda wanna play ranked Xylotile: I’m not free until after 9:30 tho eekay: theres a whole seaso Xylotile: V1 easy Xylotile: V2 + was pretty much a v5 eekay: umm eekay: i think that not how it work Joguitaro: Legging eekay: when xyloitle on ASlowFatHorsey: gzming rn ASlowFatHorsey: get on ASlowFatHorsey: gam ASlowFatHorsey: gam ASlowFatHorsey: gam ASlowFatHorsey: gam ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone eekay: hmm ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay @jakecrewa saw frech dispacth i think its on eof his best would rate 10/10 poop here again eekay: lol im watching it rn eekay: 4th time eekay: i like it a lot eekay: what was your favorite substory ASlowFatHorsey: first 1 is the best eekay: agree ASlowFatHorsey: all are really good tho eekay: yaeh ASlowFatHorsey: also eekay: i thought second one was weird first watch bit i like it more each time ASlowFatHorsey: y tf is timothy chamelt a actor? ASlowFatHorsey: cuz before this year never heard of him eekay: you dont know any actors youve said so yourself ASlowFatHorsey: and now he in a lot of big name eekay: did you think he was good in this ASlowFatHorsey: noit really tbh eekay: yeah same ASlowFatHorsey: kinda weak eekay: i think hes really good eekay: but hes not right for a wessy ASlowFatHorsey: yea prolly ASlowFatHorsey: u seen dune eekay: not yet eekay: thought about reading first eekay: but im lazy as fuck eekay: and that book is long and confusing eekay: hes also in interstellar ASlowFatHorsey: yeah ive tried reading the book 7 diff times eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: couldnt make it past page 100 eekay: ill just watch the movie then ASlowFatHorsey: the movie is only a third of the actual book ASlowFatHorsey: so obv their will be many mor e eekay: i heard it was half ASlowFatHorsey: movie eekay: and theres gonna be a part 2 ASlowFatHorsey: o ASlowFatHorsey: also their are other dune books ASlowFatHorsey: so0 eekay: lol yeah ASlowFatHorsey: freelo basicall eekay: ill jhust watch the movie ASlowFatHorsey: its ok not that good really cool visuals tho eekay: i figured it was basic scifi ASlowFatHorsey: its actually pretty cool scifi lore ASlowFatHorsey: pretty interesting but the movie dosent really delivere it veryu well eekay: apparently dune was an important book that started things in the genre
Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay eekay: We are climbing at 2:00 ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile @Joguitaro leg Xylotile: Not home ASlowFatHorsey: good one ASlowFatHorsey: get on Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: me watch 🙂 eekay: Started a call that lasted 75 minutes. eekay: my fucking headphones no connect eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? eekay: new channel 5 ASlowFatHorsey: yessh Xylotile: Just got home Xylotile: But there’s 7 random people in my living room Xylotile: I can’t game ASlowFatHorsey: excuses eekay: gaming in the living room is eekay: insane eekay: move ur pc man ASlowFatHorsey: also tru Xylotile: I cannot Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 12 minutes. eekay: of course you can Xylotile: Nope Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 153 minutes. Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay can you game?? Xylotile: you finished your project eekay: showqer eekay: can game rn eekay: ingame? Xylotile: yes eekay: k just fuck me then Xylotile: egay Joguitaro: @eekay game 🙂 Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: https://skribbl.io/?VqCz8KTc eekay: https://tenor.com/view/this-gazpacho-soup-just-burnt-my-lips-alan-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-my-lips-were-burned-by-the-gazpacho-soup-my-lips-are-burning-from-this-gazpacho-soup-gif-7588996077759361051 eekay: eekay: eekay: eekay: eekay: Joguitaro: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/934260634793697320/unknown.png?ex=66359185&is=66231c85&hm=37bac890bf255a4a9d40510bfaf717662fbeb47e2756e395c9b3bd6145384937&
eekay: lich deez Joguitaro: Also I do auto with nidalees empowered auto q in cougar form Joguitaro: So I do proc it Xylotile: You still don’t auto in human form Joguitaro: Right click your neck Joguitaro: With a nice massage have a good day Xylotile: Hey now Xylotile: You can’t say that Joguitaro: (In game) eekay: man jk simmons was a good voice actor for ketheric but he was just not trying at all Joguitaro: I didn’t even know it was him Joguitaro: I thought it was alright eekay: https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-not-my-tempo-jk-simmons-gif-9593874262333532084 Joguitaro: He’s just a chill guy Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/im-just-a-chill-guy-meme-dog-sewater-jeans-gif-16644419195830360213 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/whiplash-edging-gooning-were-you-edging-or-were-you-gooning-gif-3135694653749179992 Xylotile: @eekay eekay: myrkul first timed 😎 Joguitaro: Well it is an ez fight so 🤷‍♂️ eekay: it was very nto easy my first time Joguitaro: Yeah cuz you suck. You’re so bad at video games fuck you Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-almost-lost-my-cool-gif-10512903 eekay: !lp maestrofluff FriggBot2000: maestrofluff is in Bronze III at 15 lp with a 0.357 wr over 14 games Xylotile: EGAY Xylotile: feed a Xylotile: Pls eekay: feed a what Xylotile: Cats eekay: feed cats to what Xylotile: I nap before my final Xylotile: Bro just feed them please eekay: lol ok Joguitaro: !dalle my friend ek. He wears green glasses and is pretty chubby and short with long brown hair FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-fxRaddR2Q65O0I0L5jO8i67a.png?st=2024-12-05T14%3A52%3A51Z&se=2024-12-05T16%3A52%3A51Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-12-05T01%3A04%3A41Z&ske=2024-12-06T01%3A04%3A41Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=q3s5kkMBHLYWGp9AiZQbu0N/a/4wLla/1wagOJHPnpE%3D
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 Xylotile: Oh hey you’re back Xylotile: God that gif is 10/10 Xylotile: I might jerk off to it eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ror2-commando-sunny-basil-omori-ror2-gif-25702028 Joguitaro: My extender baited me I thought it was gonna start working eekay: this us fr eekay: do u konw which part stop working? eekay: extender or router ? Xylotile: Prolly something besides the extender eekay: or pc? Joguitaro: Apparently a pulsing green light means it’s trying to connect Xylotile: L eekay: on the extender? Xylotile: Man restart your router Xylotile: It ain’t that difficult Joguitaro: And it could be due to poor signal strength eekay: does anybody else have wifi..? Joguitaro: Man last time I touched that router the internet exploded eekay: go wakre up your parents Joguitaro: My parents go to sleep at 3pm eekay: so wake them up. Joguitaro: They also boomers and don’t care Xylotile: lol Xylotile: They prolly don’t know where the router is eekay: zoomer when 5 minutes no poe vs gigachad based boomer looking at a wall for 12 hr a day Joguitaro: Man I got an interview tomorrow this shit need to work Joguitaro: Oh it’s working Joguitaro: I fixed it eekay: ur welcome Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Interview for what ErfBundy: @Xylotile new Kanye don’t ErfBundy: Song* ErfBundy: Genuine gas Joguitaro: okay poe gaming can resume Joguitaro: these twitch ads for this pirate game are hitting my dopamine receptors with this song Xylotile: Where Xylotile: Man what you on Xylotile: The Ubisoft game? ErfBundy: Spotify Xylotile: Cap Xylotile: I can’t find it ErfBundy: Bruh ErfBundy: https://open.spotify.com/track/21vc2kQZMS00cAyNT82a1M?si=FRukNJjsTu2CBTD--up8Lw ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/lifecouldbeadream-monkey-swimming-javo-javobakano-gif-21276028 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey howd it go ErfBundy: The twitch nudity changes just got rolled back lmao ErfBundy: Lasted all of like two days eekay: sad eekay: were there changes to irl sexual conduct policies or just art ErfBundy: Just art I think eekay: that was a good change wtf ErfBundy: It was supposed to be to let people just draw nude people but not like actual porn ErfBundy: Like you couldn’t draw masturbation or anything like that but you could draw naked people idk eekay: yeah i was there yesterday while the all the vtuber artists were going down one by one eekay: i remember eekay: https://tenor.com/view/normandy-ww2-operation-overload-france-gif-5135131 eekay: there were a few people wilin out but most of them were just drawing boobies eekay: herad there was a group mass reporting ErfBundy: I believe that
eekay: i leave for 30 minutes and the chat is a wasteland ErfBundy: It be fun ErfBundy: New Blackbeard just dropped ASlowFatHorsey: ig ek hates fun ASlowFatHorsey: jkjk ErfBundy: lol eekay: only terrorist hunt house ASlowFatHorsey: is that a no from u ek? ASlowFatHorsey: lol i thought ud say that ErfBundy: Eekay is scared of the 1v1 eekay: no im just jking eekay: also undecided ErfBundy: Said he could beat me like four years again ErfBundy: Ago* ErfBundy: Now he don’t want it Xylotile: Where eekay: i mean i had the chat closed Xylotile: Oh eekay: !gpt is the dalai llama paid by the cia? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The claim that the Dalai Lama was funded by the CIA has its roots in historical events during the 1950s and 1960s. During this time, the CIA supported various groups around the world that were resisting communist governments, including Tibetan resistance against Chinese control. It is reported that the Tibetan government-in-exile received financial support from the CIA during this period, as part of broader geopolitical strategies during the Cold War. However, the Dalai Lama has publicly stated that he was personally unaware of these funds and was not directly involved in these transactions. The financial support from the CIA reportedly ended in the 1970s after the U.S. and China began to improve their diplomatic relations. While these historical events are documented, it is essential to verify such claims with reliable historical sources and consider them in the broader context of Cold War geopolitics. As of today, the Dalai Lama and his office are funded through donations, international support, and other sources not related to the CIA. eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sus-gif-19042108 ASlowFatHorsey: isnt the dali lama a cp enjoyer Xylotile: Never even heard of this dude Xylotile: Why doesn’t he have a Fortnite skin ASlowFatHorsey: s7 ErfBundy: Why aren’t we gaming ErfBundy: Lame ASlowFatHorsey: sez u man eekay: im on low gaming mode this week eekay: projects due Xylotile: Same Xylotile: Gavin how yall been Xylotile: Are u living in Charleston? ErfBundy: Ye ErfBundy: When y’all on vacation? ASlowFatHorsey: 3 weeks from now ASlowFatHorsey: for me ASlowFatHorsey: sooner for them Xylotile: I get out the 14th ErfBundy: W Joguitaro: !piggies Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-14457952604098199169 Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: fix yo bot FriggBot2000: ```ansi xylotile Diamond IV 1 LP [0.649 over 37 games] eekay Gold II 68 LP [0.480 over 25 games] dragondude Bronze I 55 LP [0.565 over 23 games] maestrofluff Bronze III 36 LP [0.400 over 5 games] ``` Xylotile: Oop Joguitaro: and i oope Xylotile: 40%
ASlowFatHorsey: oop eekay: but if we go by amount in the banka ccount them absolutely you (xylotile) ASlowFatHorsey: ive seen ur portfolia ASlowFatHorsey: thats like 20k right there Xylotile: You haven’t seen shit boy Xylotile: Less I lost a lot in options hehe eekay: love how xylotile called out ap for being the richest just so we would bring up in the chat how much money he has eekay: dickhead behavior ASlowFatHorsey: true Xylotile: I was talking about family richness Xylotile: Stupid Xylotile: You brought up individual ASlowFatHorsey: i am a free bird man ASlowFatHorsey: they aint giving me shit eekay: dont beleive that was your intention Xylotile: Cap Xylotile: Well that’s your problem for putting yourself in my mouth ASlowFatHorsey: ok idk why im taking this from the person who gets a new car from his parents every two years Xylotile: Taylor’s family is richhhhh Xylotile: Fuck yoy Egay Xylotile: Yo chat kinda active… Wgmn? eekay: no ur pissing me off rn ASlowFatHorsey: nah ASlowFatHorsey: need to fake study so i can cope about this final Joguitaro: !bayes calculate the probability that ap is richer than all of based on how he takes vacations all over the world every month to visit his grand uncles nieces lizard FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: I'll apply Bayesian reasoning to this somewhat unusual scenario. Let's break it down: 1. Interpreting the question: We want to estimate the probability that AP is richer than average, given his frequent vacations. 2. Applying Bayes' theorem: P(Rich|Vacations) = P(Vacations|Rich) * P(Rich) / P(Vacations) 3. Guiding through the process: We need to estimate: - P(Rich): Prior probability of being rich - P(Vacations|Rich): Likelihood of frequent vacations if rich - P(Vacations): Overall probability of frequent vacations 4. Estimating probabilities: - P(Rich) = 0.1 (assuming 10% of people are considered rich) - P(Vacations|Rich) = 0.8 (80% of rich people take frequent vacations) - P(Vacations) = 0.15 (15% of people take frequent vacations) 5. Applying Bayes' theorem: P(Rich|Vacations) = (0.8 * 0.1) / 0.15 = 0.53 6. Interpreting results: Given AP's frequent vacations, there's about a 53% chance he's richer than average. However, this analysis doesn't account for the unusual reason for his travels (visiting a lizard), which might suggest other factors at play. Xylotile: Actually? Xylotile: Why you getting mad at pixels on a screen bro ASlowFatHorsey: all the actual rich people projecting af rn ASlowFatHorsey: crazy eekay: lol Xylotile: Ap what do you think should be done Xylotile: Ab Mr beast eekay: https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-cabezona-gif-18914971 ASlowFatHorsey: yea Xylotile: Is mr beast the pewdiepie of gen alpha? ASlowFatHorsey: lets kill him Joguitaro: Most people argue about who has the most money. We the boys argue who is more poor. We are not the same eekay: no everybody wants to be the poorest these days ASlowFatHorsey: i live in and eat dirt eekay: as a symbol of your oppresion Xylotile: I saw at Kamala’s tax plan Xylotile: Does absolutely nothing about the large corps
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/so-true-gif-24068595 ASlowFatHorsey: Truuuuuu Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-peep-hole-gif-22461077 Xylotile: Egay checking his cut in the mirror eekay: xylotile stuffing himself during his cut then blaming medication eekay: 🐖 Xylotile: That wasn’t flame Xylotile: Dick Xylotile: Although she does have the same cut as you eekay: she kinda does lol Xylotile: Now that I’m analyzing the gif Xylotile: You got the Jenny jones cut ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/bon-appetit-julia-child-julia-enjoy-your-meal-happy-eating-gif-24171561 ASlowFatHorsey: Julia Childs lookin mf eekay: my shits fresh stay jealous ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe I will ASlowFatHorsey: Bich ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe I will ASlowFatHorsey: What did they do with ur scraps ASlowFatHorsey: Send it in for climbing rope making ASlowFatHorsey: Sure they have enough material Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 516 minutes. eekay: Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Power shut down eekay: damn ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll only for a second tho ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly be a few minuets eekay: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: \ Xylotile: Xylotile: headset died eekay: https://www.wowhead.com/classic/guide/season-of-discovery/classes/druid/tree-of-life-rune eekay: eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z77iNH-jscY Xylotile: eekay: Xylotile: eekay: @Xylotile stream or me com in ur room? Xylotile: coem to room eekay: one sec eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dale-face-dale-walking-dead-gif-12175300 eekay: !gpt explain bayes law like shane from twd FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Alright, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. This here's as important as keepin' watch for walkers. We're talking about Bayes' Law. You need to know how to figure out what's what in this world. Ain't no room for mistakes. Imagine we're out there, scavengin' for supplies. We hear a noise, could be a walker tryin' to sneak up on us. Now, problem is, it ain't always clear if the noise means danger or not. That's where Bayes' Law comes in, sumthin' Doc Jenner might've used back at the CDC, you feel me? Alright, so, Bayes' Law helps us update our beliefs. It's a way of thinkin' that combines what we already know with new information, to make better decisions. Let's break it down: 1. **Prior Probability (P(A))** Think of this as what we already know - the likelihood of hearin' walkers around based on past experience. Maybe one out of every ten noises is a walker. That's our prior probability. 2. **Likelihood (P(B|A))** This is the new information - how probable it is to hear that noise if there indeed is a wal
eekay: hacked 😎 Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: Tf? Xylotile: Boys I got a 14/30 on my chem midterm Xylotile: We take those Joguitaro: Nice eekay: ouch Joguitaro: That’s only 1 point less than 50% Joguitaro: And 50% is only 10% away from passing Xylotile: That’s not that bad tbh Xylotile: With not studying Xylotile: And the curve eekay: wait thats with the curve? Xylotile: Without eekay: how much it is Xylotile: The curve, Xylotile: ? Xylotile: Depends on how the class does Xylotile: I have a C+ Xylotile: Kinda worried ab getting a D ngl eekay: probably cause we are your goto for homework help eekay: there are better places bruv Xylotile: That was the only question I asked Xylotile: In like a month lol Xylotile: I’m just gonna take credit no credit Xylotile: D- is the lowest grade to pass the class eekay: Cs get degrees Xylotile: Fr eekay: @Joguitaro they got any of this at the hospital you worked at eekay: Joguitaro: Lol I don’t think so Xylotile: Tf is that eekay: damn eekay: its cocaine eekay: old timey doctors used to prescribe it for things Xylotile: Why in a jar Xylotile: I see eekay: @Joguitaro we could do like a breaking bad thing Xylotile: Nah they were ahead of their time eekay: youve got connections Joguitaro: Lol I don’t work there anymore eekay: you didnt even keep a key to the storage room eekay: poor foresight\ Joguitaro: They do have a type of cocaine tho Joguitaro: The narcotics are locked in a electronic case where only workers have id to login and unlock it eekay: damn dude eekay: you need to get hired back and crack that shit Joguitaro: Also all the narcotics have a count and if any are taken and doesn’t match the count there’s a discrepancy and they have an investigation eekay: then grab em and gtfo Joguitaro: Lol there’s always a pharmacist in 24/7 and cameras everywhere eekay: or you could be like eekay: https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-harisson-ford-idol-switch-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-gif-5207447 eekay: put some fake ones back Joguitaro: They have serial numbers on each of the drugs Joguitaro: The case also remembers who accessed it eekay: jesus eekay: im just tryna score some oxy like shill out Joguitaro: I mean the case has like a lot of stuff in it Joguitaro: Like a lot Joguitaro: Ek when I ask “you really want me to break into the most secure case in the entire hospital for a little oxy?”
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ErfBundy: W eekay: do 1vb1 eekay: we getting off eekay: now or never eekay: @ErfBundy eekay: @ErfBundy eekay: @ErfBundy eekay: @ErfBundy eekay: @ErfBundy eekay: @ErfBundy eekay: @ErfBundy ErfBundy: Bruhhhhh ErfBundy: Fine ErfBundy: I’m gonna be distracted but ok eekay: ElasButt ErfBundy: XQC is so pissed Astro bot won lmao ErfBundy: Him and asmondgold are saying they were paid off lol Xylotile: legit all my backgrounds have different colors Xylotile: idk whats up lol eekay: ur wallpaper changed or im on acid Xylotile: it did change eekay: apparently you can calibrate display colors Xylotile: now the middle one is blue eekay: oh i might know what it is eekay: new install may have reset ur DN settings Xylotile: lol it is a slideshow Xylotile: same picture just different colors eekay: callled it Xylotile: thats so fucking stupid lol eekay: was it not slideshowing on old windows Xylotile: nope i turned it off Xylotile: i just forgot now Xylotile: our internet is bananas eekay: weird Xylotile: im download elden ring and cod at the same time Xylotile: both at 10% ErfBundy: W elden ring ErfBundy: Might be time for a souls series playthrough Xylotile: it might be time to play some outer wilds Xylotile: 🤔 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/h2wwTHeBX0o.gif eekay: lol eekay: me bed but eekay: go head eekay: hatchling Xylotile: nah ill just wait for u then eekay: t1 getting blamed for a sunken temple death eekay: people saying his kda is now 3/1/0 lol Xylotile: lol Xylotile: was it really his fault eekay: idk ahvent seen eekay: happened a few hours ago Xylotile: i never knew client had ambient sound Xylotile: league client Xylotile: bro ripped his shirt lol eekay: he is locked in hard eekay: best content in ages Xylotile: was st today? eekay: yedah Xylotile: im scrolling through his stream and i cant find it Xylotile: i found the part where he vod reviews it eekay: oh um Xylotile: 8:53 into stream Xylotile: 8 hr 53 min if u wanna go back Xylotile: no it was yesterday p sure eekay: no it was today Xylotile: o Xylotile: how often do you guys like youtube videos eekay: eekay: oh god i cant imagine how bad it is ASlowFatHorsey: Oh man ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly spent the first 5 hours on the nautilus normal difficulty eekay: i figured he woulda tried to fight the commande ron the nautiloid instead of escaping eekay: only took him 45 minutes to escape though ASlowFatHorsey: 4 hours looking for lazel then eekay: and he made his charcter look like himself lol eekay: rper ASlowFatHorsey: Mc syndrome Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-washing-ice-gif-24939564 Xylotile: man i wanna play po2 but i gotta beat po1 first Xylotile: @eekay did you say o1 mini is better than 4o eekay: it is not
ASlowFatHorsey: Baus got rookie of the year too lol ASlowFatHorsey: Sounds like content tbh eekay: was that a viewer vote? eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255 ASlowFatHorsey: Actually so fucking addicted ASlowFatHorsey: We getting bg3 levels of addiction ASlowFatHorsey: Also u WILL give me that sword eekay: sure eekay: just go to the auction house eekay: lil gup eekay: yours for a measly 17g ASlowFatHorsey: Wrong answer ASlowFatHorsey: U just cost urself Reddit gold eekay: fuck you vindictive stranger ASlowFatHorsey: Not my choice ASlowFatHorsey: U decided to be a baby back bich ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: Egay level check? eekay: 26 eekay: in sfk rn eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-levitating-homer-simpson-levitating-homer-simpson-ascending-homer-simpson-meme-gif-22971083 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/dance-world-of-warcraft-dance-wow-goblin-female-beyonce-single-ladies-gif-27495529 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/yuge-huge-donald-trump-gif-5521636960626661361 eekay: trmendous even eekay: party leader offered to buy it off me for 5g Xylotile: Worth way more than 5g Xylotile: What are the stats again? Stam and int? eekay: i thought so too eekay: Xylotile: Wowow eekay: https://tenor.com/view/love-daydreaming-good-night-gif-22022675 Xylotile: How do I tell my buddy that’s been sleeping on a recliner for two days that I found an air mattress in my closet Xylotile: He gonna be pissedddd eekay: might be pref tbh ASlowFatHorsey: Why not just let the game play itself for you ASlowFatHorsey: At that point Joguitaro: Classic apism Xylotile: Classic eekay: wfirst amte krazz Joguitaro: Anyone else feel like ap really don’t loot though Xylotile: Classic apism is running around ratchet for 30 minutes cuz he can’t follow a stupid fucking arrow Xylotile: He fr doesn’t Xylotile: He needs to stream Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey swear he doesn’t follow the arrow Joguitaro: Gets lost turning in quests eekay: https://tenor.com/view/birds-singing-funny-gif-12829126 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-or-fact-call-it-jjba-gif-4356782155168095918 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/thanos-smile-grin-marvel-avengers-gif-14484598 eekay: dback to thousand needles eekay: in only 25 hours eekay: oh nvm Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/xal%27atath-xalatath-xal%27atath-awakens-xal%27atath-grin-xal%27atath-warcraft-gif-5653760385507889562
FriggBot2000: ligious beliefs, similar to the U.S., including much of Europe and South America. 3. **Religious Belief vs. Legal Recognition**: - Laws against polygamy do not typically make exceptions for religious beliefs. While individuals are free to practice their religion, including polygamy, these marriages are not legally recognized. - Religious freedom is protected under laws like the First Amendment in the U.S., but it does not exempt individuals from adhering to laws that are generally applicable and do not target specific religions. 4. **Discrimination Concerns**: - Claims of discrimination have been raised regarding polygamy laws, but courts have generally upheld the legality of anti-polygamy statutes on the basis that they serve valid legal and social interests, such as protecting the welfare of women and children. In summary, while religious and cultural practices may endorse polygamous unions in certain contexts, these marriages often do not have legal standing unless they occur in jurisdictions where polygamy is explicitly permitted by law eekay: i mean at the start it was more or less a deed of ownership for the woman Xylotile: oh Xylotile: i didnt know that Xylotile: that makes sense eekay: thats an exaggeraiton Xylotile: what is eekay: that it was a deed of ownership Xylotile: i dont see why its illegal to marry many people Xylotile: prolly just cuz it makes legal battles difficult eekay: i dont think its that way by choice eekay: marriage was just assumed to be between 2people when the laws were written and there isnt a huge push to modernize it Xylotile: yeah but i feel like its discrimination for religions that have multiple marriages Xylotile: !gpt has there been a case in the US for a person attempting to marry multiple people FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Yes, there have been cases in the United States where individuals have attempted to marry multiple people simultaneously, which is referred to as polygamy. Polygamy is illegal in all 50 states in the U.S. However, there have been instances where people have been prosecuted for engaging in or attempting polygamous marriages, often in communities where such practices were part of their religious or cultural beliefs. One of the most well-known instances involves certain fundamentalist groups within the Mormon community, such as the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (FLDS), which have historically practiced polygamy. Leaders and members of these communities have occasionally faced legal consequences for practicing or attempting to practice polygamy. These cases can lead to charges of bigamy, which is the act of marrying one person while still legally married to another. Bigamy is a criminal offense in the United States. Xylotile: thats insane Joguitaro: xylophone mad cause the government gonna take away his cuck chair Joguitaro: jkkkkkkkkk Xylotile: id try it Joguitaro: 🤨 eekay: wat Xylotile: i mean Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/destiny-pump-streamer-gif-25634023 ASlowFatHorsey: No not really lol it def was a deed of ownership eekay: yeah it was but its not like people aknowledged it that way eekay: it was dressed up in religious ceremony Xylotile: i meant monster hunter wilds ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty sure u could find it in legal documents Xylotile: any gaymeerrrrrrs eekay: but the reason most societies have a concept of marraige is to explicitly declare which women belonged to who eekay: yeah probably more explicit in some places than others
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eekay: to have hands on ur arms eekay: i mean legs Joguitaro: Yes eekay: i definitely agree but ive encountered some resistance in the past Joguitaro: Hands on legs is like an upgrade eekay: exactly eekay: there must be a reason we evolved away from it though Joguitaro: Probably because it’s not viable for speed walking to hunt a creature with our endurance lol Xylotile: wait ur saying feet on hands? Joguitaro: No? eekay: we saying hands onf eet is better eekay: 4 hands Joguitaro: Yes Xylotile: prolly walking Xylotile: evolution 4head Joguitaro: I think walking wouldn’t be that difficult Xylotile: for long periods of time? eekay: but humans evolved to be better equipped from the ground Xylotile: yeah exactly eekay: is there something about being natural climbers that isnt condusive to civilization building eekay: like why did we start out making tree houses Joguitaro: Like imagine. You could finally reach 50% of the keybinds in wow Xylotile: to escape from predators eekay: what do you men Joguitaro: Why don’t we just evolve to be just a rock Joguitaro: Rock live simple life Xylotile: we made tree houses Xylotile: to escape from predators eekay: no moron eekay: nobody ever used tree hosues eekay: thats my point Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: oh eekay: thats a type but you shouldve assumed that eekay: typo Joguitaro: Y’all know that eventually everything is gonna evolve into crab eekay: whys tha Xylotile: we shoulda played clash Xylotile: its actually really fuyn Joguitaro: Idk lol I just saw some theory about it lol Joguitaro: The term is called carcinisation lol eekay: like carcinogen eekay: and the cancer sign is the crab i never got that eekay: thats a stupid theory though eekay: the basic crab build isnt good for every environment Xylotile: we should play clash sometime eekay: stfdu Joguitaro: Stfu we’re taking ab crabs Xylotile: we get all champs Xylotile: so we can first pick swain Joguitaro: Stfu unless you speaking bout crabs eekay: i wonder how cities wouldve been built if humans evolved to stay int he trees CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/reddit-wholesome-redditor-heckin-chonker-big-chungus-gif-18690103 eekay: ok Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/monkiflip-monki-flip-monkey-monkeyflip-gif-18149687 ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: 6.6 Joguitaro: 6.9 Xylotile: Xylotile: yo first place clash gets 7 skins eekay: i already have more than 7 skills CaMelon: . eekay: @Xylotile eekay: do u still ahve the world we played on eekay: in mc Xylotile: yeah eekay: Ok Xylotile: why Xylotile: u ask jakecrewa: I sent Eugene this article and he responded with the greatest self burn of all time https://www.insider.com/japan-minister-of-loneliness-suicides-rise-pandemic-2021-2 jakecrewa: Xylotile: that names gotta be racist lol Xylotile: @jakecrewa did you read the whole article jakecrewa: Yes jakecrewa: Chin chin Sama just means penis master I think
jakecrewa: @eekay yes ma’am i got it eekay: ok ok good eekay: i need more eekay: if you send enough maybe i can magic treeehouse this shit CaMelon: @eekay I cant find it 😔 eekay: good eekay: its better jakecrewa: Cursed CaMelon: https://youtu.be/IY_kgdKKT5A CaMelon: bru eekay: Xylotile: why the fuck is the video only on my left ear Xylotile: anyone else having that issue/ CaMelon: yea CaMelon: bad formatting eekay: headphones lol eekay: @jakecrewa feed me eekay: @CaMelon dony u have a video of me eating a pickle eekay: i remember that CaMelon: on my phone jakecrewa: Lmao nice caption jakecrewa: jakecrewa: jakecrewa: You know who probably has some good ones is counter terrorist Xylotile: eekay: she probably does eekay: ew my teeth Xylotile: Xylotile: you painted ur nails before it was cool eekay: i colored them in pen eekay: so when was that cool Xylotile: ya i know jakecrewa: You should ask ct CaMelon: https://youtu.be/-rlUN1v-5O4 CaMelon: wtf Xylotile: LMAOOOO ASlowFatHorsey: loooooool ASlowFatHorsey: where did you find tht lol eekay: holy shit CaMelon: I was looking on youtube to see if anyone had uploaded the talent show jakecrewa: @eekay might make this my new school pfp ASlowFatHorsey: be shivering in my boots if i were paton wilson rn Xylotile: peyton lucas has a target on his back Xylotile: deadass ASlowFatHorsey: o Xylotile: i tried finding them on instagram ASlowFatHorsey: fuv Xylotile: no luck eekay: u should @jakecrewa Xylotile: they should be in middle school right? Xylotile: oh wait nvm eekay: also this is kinda of sick eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqz-Bc_rdFY&ab_channel=Fleurd%27Cine CaMelon: I saw taht a few years ago CaMelon: https://youtu.be/HkOrCMgUwQE CaMelon: Roxanne really uploading this trash and not out talent show eekay: oh my god Xylotile: @eekay that video is actually pretty cool eekay: that bald fuck gave me so many incident reports eekay: fucking cuck Xylotile: lol Xylotile: whats his name i forgot CaMelon: i think u just have autism eekay: mr ulm? CaMelon: yes eekay: wait what the fuck eekay: 1985 was 36 years ago eekay: thats number seems much larger than it should CaMelon: dang bro that's wild, I remember 1985 like it was yesterday eekay: same dude Xylotile: yeah a year before we started bio eekay: also i dont like seeing this eekay: eekay: its just not right ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro this is where bot games get you broi ASlowFatHorsey: wait ASlowFatHorsey: who is that ASlowFatHorsey: looks like taylor ASlowFatHorsey: kindof ASlowFatHorsey: idk Joguitaro: ? eekay: its the guy who subbed when taylor tried to kill him mom ASlowFatHorsey: def not mr evans
Xylotile: yes please Xylotile: eekay: dang eekay: was it taylor ASlowFatHorsey: 12 would be good ASlowFatHorsey: am eekay: ok Xylotile: i dont remember the last time i reported someonhe Xylotile: if we got at 1 i can go Xylotile: no troll eekay: i am down for 1 ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy ornstein and smaugh are baby back bitches Xylotile: i may be able to convince jc Xylotile: brb eekay: i usually like to go later than noon eekay: thats why i was askin eekay: but i have nothing all day ASlowFatHorsey: if you wann go later like at 2 ish that should be fine too Xylotile: ill have to be back by 3 Xylotile: cuz thats when aot releases eekay: ap do u have smthn to do around then? eekay: wow thats major cringe Xylotile: so 1 works eekay: and before 1? Xylotile: yeah sure i just didnt want to wake up that early lol Xylotile: @Joguitaro climbings? Xylotile: i can pick up eekay: :| Xylotile: wait jk im getting a haircut so u can come if dont care about waiting eekay: what Xylotile: i am going to get a haircut tomorrow after climbing eekay: ok eekay: i can pick up anybody Xylotile: if he doesnt care about waiting in the car eekay: as long as they are ready when im there eekay: ... Xylotile: ??????? Xylotile: ??????? Xylotile: ??????? Xylotile: ??????? eekay: @jakecrewa 🥺 🧗‍♂️ Xylotile: he said "lol prolly not" eekay: bitch bastard eekay: expected no less eekay: he was rly bad eekay: @Joguitaro 🥺 eekay: so noon is the time Xylotile: getting first picked in ranked is so doomed Xylotile: literally every lane eekay: it feel bad eekay: i been doing cass on frist pick eekay: tbh feels way better than swain a lot of the time Xylotile: wtf does vex do Xylotile: shes my suypport Xylotile: its doomed eekay: fear on circle Xylotile: is she good with cait eekay: nocturne ult Xylotile: is her cc long enough eekay: theres better picks eekay: meh eekay: not for a trap i dont think eekay: unless slows ErfBundy: Yeah tell me about it lol ErfBundy: Not fun Xylotile: yeah fear isnt close to long enough Xylotile: @ErfBundy climbings tmr? Xylotile: Xylotile: i fly eekay: eekay: i crawl Xylotile: no im litearlly in the air eekay: im literally snake Xylotile: eekay: so wtf goin on tho eekay: u driving urself eekay: and we going at noon Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mal-de-dos1-gif-18111337 ErfBundy: i work cannot do climbnings ErfBundy: off monday eekay: dang eekay: sleeping on the real gains ErfBundy: i need to start working out ErfBundy: thats my new years goal i need to gain da muscle eekay: man do climbing eekay: it sbetter than weightlifting
Xylotile: W cops Xylotile: Why did the guy get sent to Carle tho Xylotile: Xylotile: The fuck are these comments Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/bfd-sod-wow-classic-rellan-hanterbart-gif-2312742516395388173 Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay Xylotile: buddyssss Joguitaro: ok ErfBundy: It’s just a comment section full of the trailer park lmao eekay: they seem very supportive Xylotile: @eekay u bfd or no Xylotile: budyyyyy ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Classic ASlowFatHorsey: Hard to type two letters huh Xylotile: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/attn-attention-seeker-gif-25072967 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: This is about you ASlowFatHorsey: If it wasn’t clear ASlowFatHorsey: Nice ghosting eekay: sorry adjusting to one monitor eekay: im about to sleeping Xylotile: bro its 8 fucking pm Xylotile: you are just lying eekay: not a lie but im not that tired so if we rly want to i would eekay: @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: yessssss Joguitaro: Ok Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 108 minutes. eekay: ... Xylotile: One sex Joguitaro: One sex also Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 Xylotile: Our teammate when Ap taunts ASlowFatHorsey: our teamates when xylotile starts agro on boss Xylotile: Guys remember when someone called Ap a bot Xylotile: I also never agroed boss stupid Joguitaro: Was kinda bot behavior lolololol ASlowFatHorsey: Um ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: So we just flaming to feel better about ourselves huh ASlowFatHorsey: Seems a bit shitty ASlowFatHorsey: Like idk why we gotta be assholes to each other all the time Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/joke-jk-penguin-laugh-its-was-a-joke-gif-14574338 ASlowFatHorsey: Still hurts ASlowFatHorsey: Saying kys to another person and then saying haha it was joke dosent make it better or okay to say it ASlowFatHorsey: Not saying you said that ASlowFatHorsey: But as an example ASlowFatHorsey: U still said the hurtful thing ASlowFatHorsey: I do this too ASlowFatHorsey: I want to stop it ASlowFatHorsey: Saying it was a joke changes nothing lol Xylotile: Wowww we never say kys Xylotile: No more Joguitaro: Now I can’t call anyone a bot even. Smh my head Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Bro said “I need you to type in chat to confirm” Xylotile: That’s bot behavior tbh ASlowFatHorsey: 😐 ASlowFatHorsey: U can make jokes and be fun without being assholes ASlowFatHorsey: Not hard ASlowFatHorsey: Reading comprehension Joguitaro: Some jokes are funnier at the expense of others tho ASlowFatHorsey: Are they? ASlowFatHorsey: Sometimes it’s fine but we go way to far all the time
ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon Xylotile: wait i thought ap was playing Xylotile: why isnt he anymore Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: didnt u say u were gonna play ap ASlowFatHorsey: I said cemb cemb i think Xylotile: Bruh Xylotile: Just play Xylotile: Trust it will be fun ASlowFatHorsey: Thats not what im indecisive about ASlowFatHorsey: Like i already made plans for today around that time before yesterday ErfBundy: What are you doing ASlowFatHorsey: Irl gaming eekay: "hanging with friends" eekay: Imagine knowing people outside of this discord ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah tbh makin thing more complicated ASlowFatHorsey: May become a hermit after this ASlowFatHorsey: Like im not already eekay: So you don't know them very well ASlowFatHorsey: Lol no we are pretty good friends eekay: Better than us? eekay: Because that's what you're saying eekay: By bailing on clash ASlowFatHorsey: No what im saying is that i already made plans before clash dummy ASlowFatHorsey: And id be bailong on them instead of u guys eekay: AP why y u still here eekay: You've moved on eekay: Leave eekay: U have real friends eekay: Gg eekay: Good knowing you ASlowFatHorsey: Bro im just a figment of ur imagination eekay: Oh yeah eekay: https://c.tenor.com/pmeVoM8exhQAAAAM/xqc-despair.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Xqc viewer be like eekay: Woulda used the forsen version if there was one ASlowFatHorsey: Mmmhmmmmm Xylotile: Wait so ur not playing clash? Xylotile: Bruhhh Xylotile: @CaMelon pwease Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker ????? Xylotile: Please Xylotile: Someone Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker Xylotile: @CaMelon Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/please-shivam-yadav-the-shivam-%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%83%E0%A4%AA%E0%A4%AF%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%95%E0%A4%B0%E0%A4%95%E0%A5%87-%E0%A4%AD%E0%A5%80%E0%A4%96%E0%A4%AE%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%82%E0%A4%97%E0%A4%A8%E0%A4%BE%E0%A4%AE-gif-24451942 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey is that a yes or a no Xylotile: I need to know so I can make my schedule for today lol Xylotile: Im leaving the library to go play clash Xylotile: Are we playing clash eekay: Let's get some exact times for clash and from AP eekay: And we can sort it out Xylotile: We have the exact times Xylotile: We have to be at our computers at 6pm Xylotile: Ending at 7:30 or 8 Xylotile: We don’t decide when it ends Xylotile: It depends on the games eekay: And when is AP hanging out eekay: Exactly Xylotile: No clue Xylotile: That’s why I’m asking him eekay: Then let's find that out Xylotile: Are you stupid???
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 24 minutes. Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: @eekay @eekay @eekay Xylotile: we are in ASlowFatHorsey: Lol no one is home Xylotile: did you guys use vulkan or directX 11 ASlowFatHorsey: direvt Xylotile: WE ARE IN Xylotile: what difficulty do i play on Joguitaro: I recommend normal for a first play through eekay: I'm living gym now Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: they show pussy Xylotile: guhhhh eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey I sent but tweaked my finger after Joguitaro: @Xylotile what class you gonna play 🙂 Xylotile: warlock Joguitaro: 👺 Xylotile: what Joguitaro: That was what I played my first time lol Xylotile: oh lol ASlowFatHorsey: get riggidy reckt ASlowFatHorsey: Allezless Xylotile: I killed the brain Xylotile: Was that the right move Joguitaro: Up to you 🤷‍♂️ Joguitaro: You make your own choices eekay: no elp eekay: ok some elp sometimes Xylotile: man the camera is very hard to get used to eekay: agree eekay: def Joguitaro: It’s an adjustment Joguitaro: But once you’re used to it it works pretty well eekay: yeah and i think most areas are better suited for it Xylotile: my character looks hot as fUCK eekay: selfie? Xylotile: when do you get back home Xylotile: eekay: 30 minutes ago eekay: bro the hair 💀 Xylotile: o Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: Started a call that lasted 70 minutes. Joguitaro: Miles better than aps character 💀 eekay: def Joguitaro: @Xylotile do not turn on the basketball game 💀 Xylotile: lol rip Joguitaro: We didn’t score a point for like 30 min in the second half Xylotile: wtf Xylotile: We suck Xylotile: They’ve only lost 1 game in the last two years outside of the conference Xylotile: We didn’t have a chance ASlowFatHorsey: dude i got changed into a wedge of cheese lool eekay: classic ap spoilers love that eekay: love that for u ASlowFatHorsey: lol i can do the stinky conjuration and roll around places eekay: lol what conjuration eekay: screenshot Joguitaro: I don’t think I can keep playing. That spoiler just ruined my whole experience ASlowFatHorsey: visual spoilers eekay: oop ASlowFatHorsey: the stinky cloud conjurations eekay: test passed eekay: oh lol eekay: i already got dat Joguitaro: Ap loves his fart spells Xylotile: Ap spoiled that shadowheart is bad Xylotile: !!!! FriggBot2000: command: '!!!!' was not recognized Joguitaro: What the fuckkkkkk eekay: ikr eekay: 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 eekay: ap 24 hours ago 'yeah im kind of burned out on bg3' Joguitaro: Classic liar Xylotile: I raped shadowheart Xylotile: I feel bad
ErfBundy: https://youtube.com/shorts/nE_DG_rln3M?si=LqAKg1-rCvLyUH25 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/okapi-gif-12631338169747623676 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/got-your-back-scratch-back-doggy-bestfriends-gif-14551258 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-meow-meowing-gif-24649716 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/bird-gif-25814996 Xylotile: eren Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-wise-tree-laughing-whispy-woods-gif-11782282284342067841 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-tree-my-honest-reaction-gif-27213000 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mannequin-head-jay-karl-muah-kiss-look-at-this-gif-18631122 eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 year, 9 days, 3 hours, 24 minutes, and 16 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 year, 9 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, and 40 seconds. hang in there. eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 1 year, 9 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, and 33 seconds. hang in there. eekay: !gpt any predictions for arcane season 2? FriggBot2000: As an AI developed by OpenAI, I'm incapable of predicting future events. However, based on narrative trends and fan theories, here are some potential predictions related to narrative arcs for Arcane: League of Legends Season 2: 1. More Champion Introductions: Season 1 had debuted several champions from the game League of Legends. In season 2, more characters may be introduced. 2. Piltover v/s Zaun Conflict: The rift between Piltover and the undercity Zaun was clear in the first season. This conflict might escalate in the second season, possibly leading to war. 3. Vi and Jinx's Relationship: Having left season one on a cliffhanger, it's likely that season two will further explore the relationship between Vi and Jinx and their respective paths of righteousness and villainy. 4. Echo's Time Manipulation: The character of Ekko raised intrigue with his time-manipulating device, this could be central to the potential plot unraveling. 5. Caitlyn and Vi's Partnership: Caitlyn and Vi's partnership is another subplot that may see development in the next season. Their dynamic and bonding was one of the highlights of the first season. 6. Silco and his Legacy: Though Silco's fate was sealed, the effects of his actions and his legacy will likely carry forward and shape the events in the next season. 7. Exploration of the world beyond Piltover and Zaun: The creators might choose to explore other regions from the game's universe in season 2. 8. Viktor's Transformation: Viktor's character underwent significant changes, and we might see him transition into a full-blown champion in Season 2. Remember, these are just speculative narratives based on the first season and the universe that the show is set in. The creators may have totally different plans. The actual plot of Arcane Season 2 might be completely unexpected and thrilling!
Xylotile: Legit happy pills Xylotile: Ofc it’s gonna work eekay: increasing eekay: oh thought u said decreasing Joguitaro: Also remember this is gpt. When it comes to medication information be a little hesitant with ai right now Joguitaro: It ain’t perfect eekay: dont listen to him frig Xylotile: Copium eekay: you are good enough Xylotile: Insane copium eekay: i feel like xylotile is interpreting the gpt response weirdly Xylotile: Idk I just looked for stuff to prove my point eekay: your point is that adhd meds work for a lot more people than have adhd? eekay: i dont see anything to that effect eekay: eekay: lol Xylotile: !dalle lobster war FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-bMQLpViiM9jxiQX8wZKWZMDG.png?st=2024-09-21T18%3A57%3A55Z&se=2024-09-21T20%3A57%3A55Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-09-20T23%3A10%3A27Z&ske=2024-09-21T23%3A10%3A27Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=7aZFy/s%2BEmg%2BHoEnhBATt57IGVXRPA6G0HIScYGeKCs%3D eekay: lol Xylotile: !dalle red lobsters in a war versus yellow lobsters FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-6D1gfNJVs2luie0k3rSBRuvi.png?st=2024-09-21T18%3A58%3A39Z&se=2024-09-21T20%3A58%3A39Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-09-20T23%3A43%3A13Z&ske=2024-09-21T23%3A43%3A13Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=c0zCIuRI0W4Da94zvBB2dyfbuWU%2B2QtoAeZPrMEN3Os%3D
ErfBundy: But politics nowadays are black and white ErfBundy: And I hate that ErfBundy: So I’m not going to contribute to an extremist on either side ASlowFatHorsey: Derailing the conversation once again into some random thing ErfBundy: I’m giving you the reasons why I don’t vote ErfBundy: Black and white politics suck ErfBundy: I don’t want to support that ASlowFatHorsey: Not even attempting to answer the questions ASlowFatHorsey: Well too bad man ASlowFatHorsey: Its the way our system is ErfBundy: People that are put in office are just pawns for whatever party they go with ErfBundy: I don’t like it so I won’t support it ASlowFatHorsey: And if u want change ur going to have to vote for it ErfBundy: I do not like either side of the political spectrum ASlowFatHorsey: But if u dont vote u dont get to complain about it ErfBundy: Sure I do ErfBundy: It’s a free country ErfBundy: Literally my first right in the handbook ASlowFatHorsey: But ur complaints are completely invalid ErfBundy: Untrue ErfBundy: In your eyes they are ErfBundy: But there is others who would agree with me ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u havent exercised your right to make change ErfBundy: So what ErfBundy: I can say heroin is bad even though I don’t do it ErfBundy: It’s the same concept ASlowFatHorsey: Completely different man ErfBundy: Untrue ErfBundy: People who do heroin say it is good ErfBundy: I say it is bad for x y and z ErfBundy: Same thing with voting ErfBundy: People who do it like it ErfBundy: And I say it is bad for x y and z ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u have the option to make to make x,y,z better by voting ASlowFatHorsey: And u chose not to ErfBundy: I’m choosing not to contribute to the operation as a whole ASlowFatHorsey: Heroin is a problem that is very different than just showing up at a polling place ErfBundy: My point is I can saying voting is not for me even though I don’t do it ASlowFatHorsey: Which means u cant complain about whatever happens ErfBundy: Sure I can ASlowFatHorsey: Lol no u cant ErfBundy: The whole thing is a scam and voting is here to make you feel like you still have power ErfBundy: And in my eyes you don’t ASlowFatHorsey: Thats just so fucking untrue man ASlowFatHorsey: This is not matter of opinion voting is very powerful ASlowFatHorsey: It has the power to greatly sway many peoples lives ASlowFatHorsey: Depending on who u vote for ErfBundy: I don’t think it does ErfBundy: Cause in the end you just vote for corrupt people ErfBundy: So I think it’s just a scam ASlowFatHorsey: Why give me evidence that voting had done nothing for our democracy ErfBundy: I think it’s amazing we have the right to ErfBundy: Trust me I think it’s great you are exorcising your right ErfBundy: I’m all for that ASlowFatHorsey: Nonononono u cant weasle ur way out of this, show me how voting has done nothing ErfBundy: Let’s go back ErfBundy: Literally not even a decade ErfBundy: When Hillary won majority of votes ErfBundy: And lost the election ErfBundy: That in my opinion ErfBundy: Proves that my vote does nothing in the grand scheme of things ErfBundy: I will agree tho
Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.png Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.png Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.pnghttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.pnghttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.pnghttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.png Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/754206303886508042/image0.png Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sorry-sad-puppy-eyes-agnes-despicable-me-gif-4953469 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hotel-transylvania-mavis-puppy-dog-eyes-pretty-please-please-gif-4626230 CaMelon: spectating is the hardest role eekay: me when die ASlowFatHorsey: dad ASlowFatHorsey: 2ddra Xylotile: @eekay Joguitaro: Guess who I found @eekay 👀 eekay: wtf CaMelon: Thot detected CaMelon: @eekay you gamin or what brudda? Xylotile: What did you swipe Joguitaro: Left lol. Thought it might be a bit awkward if we matched lmao eekay: no gmaings here eekay: all open Joguitaro: No like just weird Joguitaro: Cuz we went to school lol Joguitaro: And never talked CaMelon: @eekay so you getting your cut tomorrow? eekay: maybe CaMelon: Pog CaMelon: Btw I wanna climb soon eekay: been doin any more finger hangs CaMelon: Not rly CaMelon: I haven’t even been lifting that much CaMelon: Recently eekay: damn CaMelon: Because of school eekay: well body weight shit is better than lifting usually eekay: for climbings eekay: do you have a place to do pullups? eekay: or hangs CaMelon: Yeah I got some monkey bars eekay: game on that eekay: do 4 or 5 a day CaMelon: I do sometimes eekay: get consistenn jakecrewa: I’m going to catfish Ethan on tinder just to set that match up eekay: Go ahead dude Xylotile: Ok dude Xylotile: @jakecrewa u mean Emma? eekay: @jakecrewa why u wanna cuck yourself so bad
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: nope eekay: you mean you can climb thursday? Xylotile: yes i climb thursday Xylotile: tiggy are u free any day to visit ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: hes not gonna visit ap Joguitaro: nope Xylotile: ok eekay: im meh on the idea as well Xylotile: thats fine Xylotile: tiggy can you climb anytime this week Joguitaro: nope Xylotile: anyone else hate this taylor guy ASlowFatHorsey: Tailor really doing the avoid everyone except my gf challenge possible Xylotile: They don’t even hang out Xylotile: He just plays wow Joguitaro: what lol Joguitaro: very false ASlowFatHorsey: So true Xylotile: ^^^^ Xylotile: !gpt is marriage a religous concept and why is there government involvement with it? (changes youyr tax status) etc FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Marriage is both a religious and a social/legal institution, and its significance and regulation can vary widely across cultures and historical periods. 1. **Religious Aspect**: - In many cultures, marriage has religious roots and is seen as a sacred or spiritual union between individuals. Different religions have their own rituals, traditions, and beliefs regarding marriage. For example, in Christianity, marriage is often considered a sacrament, while in Hinduism, it's seen as a sacred duty. - Religious ceremonies and doctrines often emphasize the moral, spiritual, and communal aspects of marriage, focusing on values like fidelity, unity, procreation, and mutual support. 2. **Legal and Social Aspect**: - From a legal and social perspective, marriage is recognized as a contract between individuals, defining their rights and responsibilities towards each other and sometimes towards children. - Government involvement in marriage typically concerns the legal recognition of this union and the regulation of FriggBot2000: related rights and responsibilities, such as property rights, inheritance, custody of children, and support obligations. 3. **Government Involvement**: - Governments involve themselves in marriage for several reasons, including the protection of parties within the marriage, the welfare of children, and the social and economic stability of communities. - Legal recognition of marriage affects many aspects of civil life, such as tax status, healthcare decisions, and eligibility for certain benefits or legal protections. For example, married couples might file joint tax returns, potentially resulting in tax benefits or liabilities. - Marriage laws and benefits can also be instruments of social policy, aimed at encouraging stable family structures. In conclusion, marriage encompasses both religious and legal dimensions, which together reflect its complex role in society. The government's involvement primarily stems from the protection and regulation of the legal and economic aspects of the marital relationship Xylotile: ive never thought of it as a legal contract Xylotile: thats crazy Xylotile: !gpt can you legally be married to multiple people? What if its their religious belief? isnt that distrimination? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Laws regarding marriage and polygamy vary significantly across different countries and jurisdictions, and the legality of being married to multiple people largely depends on where you are. 1. **United States**: - Polygamy is illegal in all 50 states. The law does not recognize multiple simultaneous marriages, and attempting to marry more than one person can result in criminal charges such as bigamy. - Some groups, particularly certain religious communities, may practice polygamy as part of their beliefs, but these unions are not legally recognized. This means that while they may have religious ceremonies, they do not have legal marriage licenses for the additional marriages. 2. **Other Countries**: - In some countries, especially those with legal systems based on Islamic law (Sharia), polygamy is legal for Muslims. For example, countries like Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, and parts of Indonesia allow men to have up to four wives, as permitted by Islamic law. - In many countries, however, polygamy is illegal irrespective of re
eekay: eekay: eekay: lol Xylotile: Tf Xylotile: Cooper looks like victim weight Joguitaro: Well did you FaceTime him? Seems like he had something to say lol eekay: idk i think he was tryna cast a curse on me or smthn eekay: wtf is 'bro spiy gag' Xylotile: You’re not up to date with gen alpha slang eekay: lol are wea actually on gen alpha FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bL1fT.gif Xylotile: Turn off the arcane bot eekay: ok i put it to 1% eekay: i swear ap eekay: we are not on the same fucking difficulty eekay: he just spams the same abilitye very turn eekay: and he hasnt done it to u once eekay: wtf! Joguitaro: What are you talking about lol eekay: the fucking suck eekay: call of the dead ASlowFatHorsey: Just be better eekay: ill try that eekay: in the meantime could i get the cheat engine u used to make the game so easy? ASlowFatHorsey: Yea fs it’s called getgudscrubshadowhearthatestrickstwrsubclassloreisshitexcuse eekay: downloaded it thx ASlowFatHorsey: np Xylotile: Any gaymers eekay: i leave 30 to climb eekay: so i think the others will be in class soon eekay: or are now Joguitaro: i could game a bit 🙂 eekay: i myrkul Joguitaro: i watch 🙂 eekay: taylor a watcher fr Joguitaro: i like to watch 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: ok i think my set up has gotten alot better lol Xylotile: Guhhhh ASlowFatHorsey: i was using lvl 4 aid Xylotile: So we gaming? ASlowFatHorsey: now its 5 Joguitaro: i can game eekay: is that +20? eekay: Started a call that lasted 164 minutes. Xylotile: Onnnnnnn ASlowFatHorsey: yes Joguitaro: @eekay nice crashed pc Xylotile: Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: v Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: @Joguitaro leg Xylotile: leg Xylotile: leg Xylotile: lerg Joguitaro: ok 1 sec eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey here ASlowFatHorsey: Ok one sec Xylotile: Gentlemen eekay: NO Xylotile: I propose gamings Xylotile: … Xylotile: @Joguitaro you still testing? Joguitaro: i could gameeeeeeeeee eekay: wtf i watching a climbing movie and they have that 'i watn sardaukar' song from the gym eekay: climbing music Joguitaro: soy music eekay: bro they had jammers today eekay: so much better eekay: shoulda skipped ur exam i woulda sent the proj with +1 aller Xylotile: They need some future up on that John Xylotile: Instead of that lofi crap eekay: the playlist varies a lot eekay: in quality eekay: i wonder if they'd take requests Xylotile: It’s all coffee shop vibes eekay: lol no its not Xylotile: @eekay why u no game
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Very fax ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: Im clmn eekay: huh eekay: um eekay: wen ASlowFatHorsey: At 3:30 eekay: man i went to the fuckin holies yesterday eekay: fine ASlowFatHorsey: Ur decision eekay: this the payback for telling u about the terraria update eekay: fair's fair ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah lol Xylotile: Just wondering Xylotile: Feels like a lot of walking Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-danny-house-tmodloader-terrariameme-calamitymod-gif-25266496 Joguitaro: Gaming? eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey alive? ASlowFatHorsey: Yer ASlowFatHorsey: Actually hard chilling ASlowFatHorsey: Cough* then dies Joguitaro: Wgmn? ASlowFatHorsey: I could game but at 8pm ASlowFatHorsey: I neeeeeed to study ASlowFatHorsey: And so do u Joguitaro: Study together 👉👈🥺 ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: 8pm Joguitaro: At 8 or till 8 Joguitaro: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: At 8 Joguitaro: gmn rn??????????????????????????????? ASlowFatHorsey: If others yes ASlowFatHorsey: At least 1 other Joguitaro: @eekay 🥺 Joguitaro: @Xylotile 🥺 ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay i think that was a trinidad morgul scorpion 2.01 million scovile eekay: Lol Joguitaro: lololol eekay: They aren't fun Joguitaro: they be growing some spicy spice at the climbings ASlowFatHorsey: Im actually hard chillin ASlowFatHorsey: I could go all night Joguitaro: @eekay gamings 🥺 ASlowFatHorsey: He drivin Joguitaro: man he can play leg and drive at same time ASlowFatHorsey: Oh shit mb i forgot ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay when did the timer start eekay: It takes me exactly an hour to get home and I'm about 2 minutes away ASlowFatHorsey: Im not gon lie i think i found an op strat u dont have to pay me eekay: What u do ASlowFatHorsey: I just spit a few times ASlowFatHorsey: Starting to feel it in my stomach holy eekay: lol yeah its like you ate magma ASlowFatHorsey: Wowie i legit just startin to feel it eekay: helps if u chug eekay: smthn and eat food eekay: but i was feelin it on and off for next 24 ASlowFatHorsey: Am i done now? eekay: yeah u win ASlowFatHorsey: Gg eekay: wpyiyi for sure Xylotile: Could game Joguitaro: i game Joguitaro: @Xylotile @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: wgmn Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: Only 1 gm ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe 2 if we ff eekay: k Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 281 minutes. Xylotile: One second eekay: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/armadillo-roll-gif-24654406
ASlowFatHorsey: ight ASlowFatHorsey: one game at a time ig eekay: man i just got +14 lp eekay: fucking christ ASlowFatHorsey: lol nice eekay: i used to get +20 beginning of season eekay: in bronze 4 eekay: those were the days ASlowFatHorsey: copium eekay: wait is mmr just based on your winrate? eekay: i thought it measured ur impact on the game ASlowFatHorsey: yes it is based on wr also on ur normals wr eekay: so how is my mmr so low eekay: when i have 57 wr ASlowFatHorsey: and ,aybe a few other things im not sure eekay: thats really good ASlowFatHorsey: watch the petu vid league of math i think explains it not sure tho eekay: ite ASlowFatHorsey: in one of his vids he talks about it eekay: ? eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: yeah that one eekay: he didnt really expalin mmr at all eekay: but i did learn something eekay: eekay: what the fuck is this eekay: @Xylotile how is this possible ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: like its not possible that its only based on winrate eekay: something is fucking me eekay: eekay: you fucking animal eekay: you are the reason my mmr is fucked eekay: bceuase i play normals with you and taylor Xylotile: It’s not lol eekay: then how eekay: explain me how Xylotile: Well it might be right actually Xylotile: Are you happy or mad ab it eekay: i get +13 to +15 eekay: and my mmr is bottom 20% of gol2 players eekay: im unhappy eekay: are you saying that mmr estimate is wrong or thats not the reason my mmr is low? eekay: @Xylotile Xylotile: Dude I’m driving calm the fuck down eekay: i need to rfucking know eekay: the implications of this discovery could be astronimical ASlowFatHorsey: Xylophone been driving a long time Xylotile: Im a busy person stfu Xylotile: @eekay mmr can be deceptive when you climb super fast Xylotile: Cuz the game doesn’t think u should be there Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey go shower ASlowFatHorsey: nah im good eekay: so the game thinks im smurfing becuase my wr is too high eekay: so they dontr let me get good mmr eekay: so im in the rank longer eekay: fucking riot logic eekay: no that makes no sense i dont think youre correct eekay: eekay: why does it match me vs these people eekay: and with these people Xylotile: @eekay the game thinks you got lucky for getting such a high rank Xylotile: Opposite of smurfing Xylotile: So they’re trying to push you back down Xylotile: Are you gold 2 rn? eekay: im gold 2 right now eekay: that was a normals game eekay: and why would it think i got lucky eekay: my winrate is 57 eekay: ik my norms mmr is lower cause i play 4 fun but eekay: fucking bronze players? Xylotile: I play with silver players in my norms eekay: well ig its just different eekay: but doesnt expalin why my mmr is not higher Xylotile: Bc ur bad Xylotile: Just stfu eekay: statistically untrue Xylotile: ur lp gains say otherwise eekay: sow hat i have is eekay: - mmr is based on winrate
eekay: im putting it on youtube ok man Xylotile: That’s so disgusting ASlowFatHorsey: Ight true eekay: its a foot man eekay: its like yours but lighter Xylotile: No, you don’t even have donation messages ASlowFatHorsey: You gon dress your foot up with some nail polish and some shod cake remover Xylotile: How can you call yourself a steamer eekay: im not calling myself a streamer eekay: i think its weird how people say feet are gross but have foot fetishes eekay: but people dont say hands are gross eekay: and dont have hand fetishes ASlowFatHorsey: Feet on ground in smelly cum shoe ASlowFatHorsey: hand are not Xylotile: There’s a thing where your brain doesn’t understand sarcasm. So if you say you have a fetish sarcastically, you will slowly develop a fetish’s for it eekay: lol i havent heard of that Xylotile: Forgot where I heard it eekay: maybe thats wyh i jerk of to sneaky now Xylotile: Maybe not true idk Xylotile: Pause eekay: ⏸️ ASlowFatHorsey: 📯 Xylotile: U what to who now eekay: what eekay: oh yeah eekay: i jerk off to sneaky ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmmm ASlowFatHorsey: So ASlowFatHorsey: Nah nvm you got it Xylotile: ^ CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/gay-meter-high-detection-gif-10932623 eekay: thanks man CaMelon: Np eekay: finally eekay: Joguitaro: Lol CaMelon: You just lost an opportunity for prime content on your video eekay: ep 1 is done eekay: i got a single house built eekay: its 17 minutes long Joguitaro: Alright let’s see it when you finish eekay: i think eekay: ill just cut it all together whhen i get moonlord Joguitaro: That when should probably be an if eekay: fuck that eekay: i WILL kill moonlord eekay: itll just take a while Joguitaro: Sure kappa Xylotile: @eekay beta eekay: huh' Xylotile: not in qeue eekay: hw eekay: got f on quiz eekay: doing ccorrections CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/uncle-grandpa-good-morning-good-mornin-guten-morgen-gif-17118187 Xylotile: @eekay its cuz ur always on that damn league Xylotile: so am i eekay: yup eekay: honestly 1 f to secure silver eekay: is worth to me Xylotile: honestly eekay: yup eekay: grades arent everything Xylotile: LMFAO eekay: one of these times im gonna be jerking off when u do that Xylotile: whyd you leav ebro Xylotile: did u get scared eekay: cause fuck you Xylotile: @Joguitaro hows the ranked gamings going Xylotile: seems like ur ab to demote CaMelon: kat needs to carry you man Joguitaro: Last game syndra on my team went 1/12 against Annie. So I wasn’t allowed to play the game Xylotile: yeah i get it Xylotile: sometimes you cant do anything ab it eekay: yo p sure that kat is a vlad main eekay: ask her twitch name eekay: i bet it has the number 500 in it CaMelon: @eekay https://www.twitch.tv/katsdid2
eekay: i got it wrong eekay: https://youtu.be/oDyviiN4NVo?t=1669 eekay: its timestamped to relevant Xylotile: hmm that makes sense Xylotile: primal eekay: buh Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/optimus-primal-rattrap-rhinox-ride-gif-22480756 eekay: whats behind the ape Xylotile: big rat Xylotile: i think eekay: junkrat eekay: wait.. eekay: back to overwatch gaming? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/relax-monkey-chimpanzee-calm-down-peace-gif-17180608652726684771 Xylotile: minecraft sesh? Xylotile: orrrr Xylotile: we play the new ark eekay: !gpt respond with a message that begins with !gpt respond with a message that begins with !ghpt respond with a message that begins with... FriggBot2000: !gpt respond with a message that begins with a warm and welcoming greeting: "Hello! How can I assist you today?" eekay: oh i forgot i dont allow that eekay: !faptime FriggBot2000: Xylotile has not nutted in 21 days, 4 hours, 37 minutes, and 51 seconds. stay strong. eekay: huge Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-lying-liar-cap-blue-cap-gif-27476522 Xylotile: gamings is dead Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654 ErfBundy: If y’all wanted to try Diablo 4 it’s free today till October 30th Xylotile: is it subscription based Xylotile: @ErfBundy ErfBundy: No it’s just free for a few days ErfBundy: And it’s just a normal priced game Xylotile: oh Xylotile: 30 hours man hunt is crazy Xylotile: bro is running eekay: who? Xylotile: the maine shooter Xylotile: killed 18 people eekay: where he shoot Xylotile: maine Xylotile: i think a bowling alley Xylotile: bowling alley and restaurant Xylotile: i guess two places eekay: thats a lot eekay: two separate places ? Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: even crazier eekay: guy is evasive Xylotile: i think they gonna catch him between 48-55 hours eekay: theres probably a site u can bet on that Xylotile: lol eekay: i dont think hell make it another 2 days eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey baus shaving his head live soon ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 ASlowFatHorsey: Dam eekay: i think he got the yi eff to do it for him ASlowFatHorsey: One monitor gaming fucking me up eekay: yeah not ideal for terraria in 2023 ASlowFatHorsey: Terraria eekay: need family guy and subway surfers at least ASlowFatHorsey: Bays eekay: lemme peep the loadout] eekay: holy shit baus yi f is hot Joguitaro: Baus only goes for the best 😏 eekay: proxying at the club eekay: eekay: lol Joguitaro: Baus more like bauld eekay: thebauldffs
Xylotile: eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Fucking Jesus lol eekay: thats a bit dramatic but CaMelon: Copium eekay: shuoldnt have been open for sure CaMelon: Has he heard of walking ASlowFatHorsey: Did u die on ur way to class ek? CaMelon: SMH eekay: no i was walking ASlowFatHorsey: Walking dead?? ASlowFatHorsey: Alright I’ll watch some more now ASlowFatHorsey: S4 ErfBundy: Lol eekay: the side walkks oon camppus werent evenr eekay: the snow was jpackeed down where ppl waalk ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Still gon watch some more walking dead for no reason now ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly just a single ep eekay: u not even in the bad part eekay: so who drivin u guys tomorrow Xylotile: Me ASlowFatHorsey: My mom Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: play ranked u beta eekay: if u driving eekay: u have to be here at noon eekay: at noon not leaving at noon ASlowFatHorsey: Ok Xylotile: ok leaving at noon Xylotile: Xylotile: crappy teammates Xylotile: everytime i play ezreal ASlowFatHorsey: Breathing in through teeth noise eekay: lol Xylotile: lol eekay: xyloitle eekay: aRE YOU GOING TO BE AWAKE eekay: oops eekay: at noon eekay: at 11 Xylotile: im gonna be honest Xylotile: i dont know Xylotile: @Joguitaro u coming? eekay: then somebody else has to drive eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? Xylotile: na Xylotile: ill drive Joguitaro: Tomorrow? Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/lol-defeat-game-defeat-gif-16680812 CaMelon: Yes Joguitaro: I can go i think Xylotile: @Joguitaro play ranked beta eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey can you drive Joguitaro: I’m in classsssss bruhhhh Xylotile: i am driving @eekay eekay: if you say that eekay: you are saying eekay: you are driving and will arrive at the jac at noon Xylotile: yes 😉 eekay: please just fucking do it eekay: set an alarm eekay: somebody else can drive eekay: i would drive eekay: just be on time for once Xylotile: na eekay: ok thx Xylotile: my chogath had 3 camps in 5 minutes loil Xylotile: gg ASlowFatHorsey: Like i said my mom is picking me up eekay: from where jakecrewa: Down to game ASlowFatHorsey: Where do u think ASlowFatHorsey: ().() ASlowFatHorsey: Never thought id see the day eekay: @jakecrewa sled gaming fr? eekay: and i dont know from where ASlowFatHorsey: Where i currently residing ASlowFatHorsey: My apt ASlowFatHorsey: Dumm eekay: and taking u to fox ridge? ASlowFatHorsey: She prolly just let me use her car ASlowFatHorsey: Ill stay down over night eekay: oh eekay: so xyloitle and taylor are together? eekay: and possibly jc
FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Subject: Inquiry About Research Opportunities Dear Professor [Last Name], I hope this message finds you well. My name is [Your Name], and I am currently a [Your Year] student majoring in [Your Major] at [Your University]. I am writing to express my keen interest in exploring research opportunities within the [specific field or area related to your major] and was hoping to inquire if you have any openings for a research assistant in your team. I am eager to gain practical experience and develop my skills by contributing to impactful research projects. Having reviewed your recent publications on [mention any specific topic they have worked on], I am particularly fascinated by your work in [mention specific aspect of their research], and I would be thrilled to gain insight and learn from your expertise. In pursuit of building a solid foundation in [mention any relevant area or skill], I have taken courses such as [mention any relevant courses] and gained experience in [mention any relevant skills or experiences]. I am highly motivated, detail-oriented, and a dedicated team player. I believe that working under your guidance would be an invaluable opportunity for my academic and professional growth. I would greatly appreciate any information regarding potential research positions or any advice you could provide on how to get involved in ongoing projects within your department. Thank you very much for your time and consideration. I look forward to the possibility of discussing this with you further. Warm regards, [Your Full Name] [Your Contact Information] [LinkedIn Profile or any relevant link, if applicable] ASlowFatHorsey: Boom ASlowFatHorsey: Frig got u covered eekay: they can spot gpt ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe ASlowFatHorsey: Sprinkle it a bit ASlowFatHorsey: Kneed the dough ASlowFatHorsey: Give it human feel ASlowFatHorsey: Most of the work done eekay: theres almost no work to be done anyways its not hard to write an emal ASlowFatHorsey: Then get blipping goin then Xylotile: yeah you say its not hard to write an email but you've had 4 months to do it Xylotile: closer to 6 months actually eekay: ive had years eekay: tp do anything Xylotile: then you can do this now eekay: internships or research in undergrad Xylotile: if you write the emails and show me Xylotile: you can have 5 bread i make Xylotile: not the yellow ones ASlowFatHorsey: Pair that with some hoodie cheese eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hmm-weird-dog-pause-gif-13363855472982831712 Xylotile: ok man ur making it weird now ASlowFatHorsey: Er I e uh ASlowFatHorsey: Mb ASlowFatHorsey: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1305020164433252372/thatswhatimtellingya-ezgif.com-optimize.gif Xylotile: chests are coming back Xylotile: W eekay: calm down hatchling eekay: those arent the kind of chests u can ninja loot without rolling Xylotile: that guy is an idiot Xylotile: i didnt see his roll man Xylotile: he didnt roll the first time ASlowFatHorsey: Somebody’s defensive Xylotile: yes my bad i shoulda looked in chat instead of assuming but he didnt have to call me a n word Xylotile: ninja looter ASlowFatHorsey: Can dish it out but can’t take it ASlowFatHorsey: “Sez u” eekay: thats very interesting becuyase ive got crematorius right here backstage and they tell a different story FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/q58rcjrkZNR.gif
ASlowFatHorsey: Cope eekay: yeah i know eekay: but goddamnit eekay: i swear i wouldve won if i didnt see her pf pic eekay: i went flaccid during my attack and it just fell apart Xylotile: egay lost to a girl eekay: yeah and i was doing so well eekay: crazy how good i play when i need to be doing something else eekay: thats how procrastinating is ErfBundy: It is kinda deep when you insult one’s race Xylotile: egay when he has human thoughts and feelings Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-shocked-face-whoa-really-wow-gif-17146534 eekay: @ErfBundy play your daily games eekay: @Xylotile play with deez nutz ASlowFatHorsey: Not ron Xylotile: i would like that Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: 🤓 mexican isnt a race Xylotile: huh ErfBundy: It’s actually not cool to say shit like that man ErfBundy: Like we know you are trolling but just disregarding it makes you seem like a much worse person eekay: lol whya re you acting worked up about this ErfBundy: Not worked up just saying no reason to be racist man ASlowFatHorsey: agree eekay: eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: also tru ErfBundy: That wasn’t about their race ASlowFatHorsey: dosent make it ok for u ek ErfBundy: Those people actually are just multiplying ErfBundy: Like more people spawn there everyday ErfBundy: But my below statement was out of pocket and I apologize ASlowFatHorsey: uhhhhh ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: ??? ErfBundy: What ErfBundy: It wasn’t as much in relation to them being minorities ASlowFatHorsey: fucked discord font ASlowFatHorsey: ngl ErfBundy: It was me literally saying more people are living there everyday lmao ASlowFatHorsey: just thought id point that out ErfBundy: Like one day I see 5 the next it’s ten ErfBundy: Also fax eekay: are you just bored man? eekay: you just wanna get into an argument abt smthn? eekay: i thought you were playing pokemon ASlowFatHorsey: ek bruv u both did rong simple ErfBundy: I was working and saw racism towards a race in this chat ErfBundy: Not right to do that ErfBundy: Correct and I admit I did wrong ErfBundy: That’s my bad ErfBundy: Why can’t you eekay: lol aight eekay: yeah racist jokes are bad but eekay: just a fast switch in ur attitude towards it lol ErfBundy: You still haven’t said you did something wrong Xylotile: lol Xylotile: it switched to a worse one couple weeks ago Xylotile: i wonder what were talking about this time last year Xylotile: brb ErfBundy: Lol aight eekay: any reason for this sudden shift ErfBundy: Why are you like dodging saying you fucked up man ErfBundy: That’s actually weird eekay: lol what is this virtue signalling eekay: yeah i did a bad thing eekay: that was bad to say ErfBundy: Jesus took ya long enough eekay: same question ErfBundy: No sudden shift it’s just kind of fucked to say that eekay: but there was a ashift eekay: lol u are just bored ErfBundy: Not really eekay: i got work to do eekay: muting bye ErfBundy: Ok lmao
Xylotile: gavin urs is dope Xylotile: @Joguitaro send a picture ErfBundy: It’s saying as soon as it becomes like popular you hop on lol Xylotile: damnn ErfBundy: Not a bad thing tho means you listen to new shit Joguitaro: ErfBundy: I just listen to a bunch of different shit lmao ErfBundy: Spotify told him to get on aux Joguitaro: thats right ErfBundy: Boy charge your phone man Joguitaro: my phone is perpetually always on 10 percent ErfBundy: That’s gotta be a red flag Joguitaro: nah Xylotile: what phone u got Joguitaro: 13 pro max Xylotile: lol mines a 12 Xylotile: doing p well Xylotile: its the update man Joguitaro: haven't updated my phone in like a year Xylotile: thats probably why Xylotile: i was complaining about my iphone 8 slowing down months before apple got caught doing it lol Xylotile: cuz of an update ErfBundy: I got an 11 I think ErfBundy: Hope it doesn’t kill itself Xylotile: Ubereats is such a scam Xylotile: how does a chipotle order go from $11 to $20 lol ErfBundy: That’s gotta be a crime right Xylotile: has to be jakecrewa: William we live 5 minutes from chipotle. Just go Xylotile: cant miss the game man jakecrewa: Taylor has to be using a special Spotify for Crackers or something Joguitaro: lol eekay: wtf are these spotify astrology signs eekay: the descriptions for all 3 of those describe the exact same thing ErfBundy: “I’m not involved in the conversation so let me interject with bait” Joguitaro: lol eekay: lol realyl you think thats bait eekay: youre so attached to your spotify personality that offended you ErfBundy: Ever heard of fun before eekay: so youre into astrology eekay: buzzfeed personality quizzes maybe? Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/bait-gif-20369681 Xylotile: eekay: link Xylotile: https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test/adult-autism-test-results/results eekay: link test not results eekay: ? eekay: Xylotile: oh sorry eekay: do i do that Joguitaro: can Joguitaro: can't answer that Joguitaro: you gotta answer to the best of your ability man Xylotile: eekay: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759 eekay: L ErfBundy: I’ll take it on break lmao ErfBundy: That’s funny eekay: eekay: ... ErfBundy: Bro you didn’t need to take it eekay: no surprises there really ErfBundy: We already knew this info eekay: lol yeah Xylotile: lol egay autistic ErfBundy: This was expected eekay: at least im not depressed Xylotile: okay dudeee eekay: get fucked lol eekay: stupid fucking bitch eekay: worthless eekay: eekay: again no surprises eekay: the rpoblem with these tests is always that its so easy to get whatever score u want Joguitaro: that's why you answer as truthfully as you can dumbass
ErfBundy: No lobsters don’t feel it that much because it almost instantly murders them ErfBundy: It’s not a very long process ErfBundy: But the most humane way is to slice the symmetric middle ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: I mean ErfBundy: Is that peta CaMelon: Lollolol CaMelon: That’s what I was thinkin ErfBundy: Cause I’m pretty sure it is ASlowFatHorsey: Uhhh cuz they have a nervous system? ErfBundy: What are you saying eekay: exactly ErfBundy: Is ErfBundy: That ErfBundy: PETA eekay: why on earth would any creature develop a nervois system and not feel pain eekay: and boiling is not a fsat process eekay: it is peta ErfBundy: Lmao avoiding questions like fucking paperwork ErfBundy: Bud ErfBundy: Bias alert ErfBundy: Cross reference ErfBundy: Pls eekay: cross reference on what ASlowFatHorsey: Ok yeah it is ErfBundy: Corroborate your sources ASlowFatHorsey: But idk if that makes it false ASlowFatHorsey: ErfBundy: Doesn’t make it true tho ASlowFatHorsey: Also npr said this ErfBundy: It’s an up in the air answer rn eekay: thats a stretch ErfBundy: WHAT CaMelon: How to not feel pain Step 1: tear your nervous system out Step 2: enjoy the freedom of life without pain ErfBundy: Lmao CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988 eekay: peta is biased which makes it inconclusive biut its strong evidence still ErfBundy: No it’s not ErfBundy: Ek you are actually brain dead eekay: ok ErfBundy: That’s like asking a billionaire if they need more money ASlowFatHorsey: “Uk researchers say crabs, lobsters and octopuses have feelings, including pain” what in gods green earth is up in the air about that ErfBundy: Dude lmao ErfBundy: Done talking ErfBundy: Out of context quotes with one source ErfBundy: That’s so convincing dude ErfBundy: Nice ErfBundy: Muted eekay: we have 2 sources to your zero lol ASlowFatHorsey: Uhh npr is usually highly factual and dont just post things randomly eekay: gavin do you ever wonder why in every argument youre in here eekay: youre the one who walks away after calling the other guy braindead eekay: maybe this is a pattern? CaMelon: ErfBundy: No it’s like league you have to not argue with people who are lost man ErfBundy: Just makes life easier ErfBundy: I can argue all day but you can’t fix stupid man it’s just built in ErfBundy: So no reason wasting breath on a lost cause eekay: but you udnerstand we have presented more evidence than you right jakecrewa: I thought it was common knowledge that lobsters feel pain when boiled eekay: yeah exactly eekay: science is not on gavins side here Xylotile: i hate to disagree with gavin Xylotile: so i wont Xylotile: they dont have a conscience so their pain doesnt matter eekay: epic bait moving on eekay: to the part where gavin says our sources are shit and we are braindead and theres no point arguing ASlowFatHorsey: Having a nervous system that reacts to potentially harmful stimuli is a pretty common mode of survival that branches out to many different types of life CaMelon: eekay: gavin always does this
Xylotile: ek so you purposely leave the door open so a girl can walk in Xylotile: ... Xylotile: cameron gamings? CaMelon: gaming on what CaMelon: tf2? CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey ? Xylotile: its downloaded lol Xylotile: im down Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: good meme bro Xylotile: made me chuckle CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: i gotta go play me trumpet rn Xylotile: please bring gym clothes today CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey wear yoga pants eekay: I don't get why xylotile so offended ap didn't wear gym clothes Xylotile: The thing is that if I show up ready to teach him stuff Xylotile: He should at least put in some effort Xylotile: Because how are you going to squat with khakis and a belt eekay: maybe he just cares less about gym Xylotile: You don’t get it Xylotile: Prolly never will until you hit the gym eekay: Lol eekay: Aight CaMelon: I usually deadlift in jeans eekay: camel did ur parents want you to drive so i dont crash my car agaion Xylotile: I can drive eekay: congratulations CaMelon: @eekay nah I just wanna drive this time eekay: oh ite eekay: @Xylotile are you coming> eekay: ? ASlowFatHorsey: its pronounced cooming eekay: ap nobody gonna fire you for taking one more day off ASlowFatHorsey: idc ASlowFatHorsey: i know that ive been taking off too much like i legit havent been to a full week of work in like 5 weeks eekay: how many days are you supposed to worka weekl ASlowFatHorsey: 4 days eekay: and thye make you work on weekends? ASlowFatHorsey: nah i choose to ASlowFatHorsey: 4 days total ASlowFatHorsey: not 6 eekay: you chose to make that your schedule? ASlowFatHorsey: yes ASlowFatHorsey: because eekay: are you retarded> CaMelon: child slavery at its finest ASlowFatHorsey: most of the other days i am completley booked eekay: i thought they were being dicks but ap just fucked himself in the ass ASlowFatHorsey: cant fit it in anywhere else ASlowFatHorsey: thats what she said CaMelon: https://youtu.be/hWw-121EKGI CaMelon: who wanna eat this with me eekay: what an animal CaMelon: @Xylotile @ASlowFatHorsey tf2 CaMelon: ? ASlowFatHorsey: ehhh nah im good ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/sy0B2ncJAKU ASlowFatHorsey: lEts BuFf DaRiuS Xd ASlowFatHorsey: 1v1 dragon at lvl 1 no smite looooooooooooool ASlowFatHorsey: i will never understand the fucking apes that work as the balance team CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/fingertips-tf2-heavy-gif-17874218 ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: Guys I think my microchip is malfunctioning Xylotile: The only thing I’ve done today was taking naps Xylotile: Played a game of league and went back to bed eekay: ap0colypse daily routine Xylotile: Lol true jakecrewa: William is just mad that the most jacked and lean dudes go to the gym in cargo shorts and an Aeropostale t shirt Xylotile: I don’t get it
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll have to check eekay: probabilities ASlowFatHorsey: 60% eekay: https://tenor.com/view/noted-notes-gif-5990133 Xylotile: @ErfBundy I just read the infinity castle arc Xylotile: Wow wow wow Xylotile: Cannot wait for that to be animated ErfBundy: On godddddd ErfBundy: Pure heat eekay: what was the best thing trump did as president eekay: and biden Xylotile: Nothing they both suck ASlowFatHorsey: Trump has legit done nothing good at all ASlowFatHorsey: And Biden has done some actually good things ASlowFatHorsey: Despite him being weak willed old man ASlowFatHorsey: I would say bidens build back better deal was quite good ASlowFatHorsey: Probably the best thing he did Xylotile: Definitely not biased ASlowFatHorsey: Look it up man ASlowFatHorsey: Also ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t like him either ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent mean I won’t give him props when he does some good ASlowFatHorsey: Also u tell me of something good trump did ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll wait Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888 ASlowFatHorsey: ok ASlowFatHorsey: so think before we speak Xylotile: https://youtu.be/pyb1nKY45Cw?si=J8c7AFwlXEsEsRAH thug summary lol eekay: p racist Xylotile: what is eekay: that video lol Xylotile: man he's black Xylotile: how can he be racist to himself Xylotile: unless he says racist stuff in the book, i didn't watch the video eekay: idk just seems kind of bad for the world Xylotile: @eekay u hearing these mfs? Xylotile: r/mildlyannoying eekay: what eekay: oh youre in charleston lol Xylotile: the fireworks lol eekay: yeah whole gosh darn week Xylotile: weak ahhh fireworks eekay: idk who it is Xylotile: if you're gonna spam them, at least have some sound breaking ones Xylotile: it sounds p close to me eekay: are those people with the tent selling fireworks on lincoln and universoty? Xylotile: north of lincoln for sure Xylotile: nah they're not lighting them there Xylotile: it might be near the square eekay: nah they closer than that eekay: but are those people selling them? Xylotile: yeah eekay: thought wasnt legal in il Xylotile: i can see your confusion Xylotile: "fireworks for sale" eekay: man i aint seen the sign eekay: i never gone in front of it Xylotile: @Joguitaro can you do irl gamings anytime this week? pref before sat Joguitaro: Maybe Thursday Xylotile: ap wanna drive down sat? 🙂 eekay: sat? Xylotile: highly pref not Xylotile: ill have to leave charleston at 1pm to catch my flight eekay: no why would he drive down on saturday Xylotile: oh im not sure why i said sat Xylotile: i meant thurs eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588 Xylotile: @eekay @eekay Xylotile: are you on eekay: i was not Xylotile: Did anyone play fallout new Vegas
CaMelon: I got it ASlowFatHorsey: POG CaMelon: and now I have 3 digital copies of the handsome collection ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: yall wanna gmail on leg today ?? eekay: 我們遊戲 Definitely_Not_Taylor: Maybe in like in hour Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m jolfing rn ASlowFatHorsey: ight im taken that as too yeahs ASlowFatHorsey: two eekay: 同性恋大声笑 ASlowFatHorsey: 3rd yes can we make it a fourth eekay: 没有 ASlowFatHorsey: china weeb ASlowFatHorsey: jk 4th yes eekay: Showing translation for what's tiananmen square Translate instead whats tiannamen square 22/5000 天安门广场是什么 eekay: Showing translation for what's tiananmen square Translate instead whats tiannamen square 22/5000 天安门广场是什么 eekay: 天安门广场是什么 eekay: there we go ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 ASlowFatHorsey: 5th yes ASlowFatHorsey: amasokisi we-cum ASlowFatHorsey: long live the true king ASlowFatHorsey: Zulu ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/choro-lagrimas-bico-chateada-gif-6165001 Xylotile: Me can game today Definitely_Not_Taylor: We gmain rn???? ASlowFatHorsey: I can gmail whenever eekay: s4m3 Definitely_Not_Taylor: @Xylotile Xylotile: Emas Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: ? ASlowFatHorsey: Hehehsjwbxisnbwjx djainxhsjwnx eekay: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: Hes asleep Definitely_Not_Taylor: Prolly still asleep Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol Definitely_Not_Taylor: Started a call that lasted 100 minutes. Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @CaMelon Definitely_Not_Taylor: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon
ErfBundy: Go inside dude ErfBundy: I’m just confused why you would sit in your car for no reason lol ErfBundy: But you do you man eekay: I like the vibe in here Joguitaro: but gamingsssssssssssssssssss Joguitaro: game Xylotile: ^^ Xylotile: Call someone Xylotile: So they can let you in Xylotile: So you can game eekay: Stfu eekay: Joguitaro: lol ErfBundy: Bet eekay: Joguitaro: lol Xylotile: Ek u in bro? eekay: Yeah Joguitaro: game time eekay: The guy who got me was tilted af eekay: I'm not gaming Joguitaro: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Joguitaro: bruh Joguitaro: game CaMelon: @eekay ? eekay: Hmm CaMelon: you're that embarrassed that you wont game? eekay: Ok my internet is fucked or something eekay: so that's another problem Xylotile: Game? Joguitaro: me down Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: ur internet is not fucked Xylotile: its college internet Xylotile: are we gaming or not Xylotile: b/c the uiuc disc is gaming on league Xylotile: i might as well go play with them if we're not eekay: eekay: Joguitaro: try harder ek Xylotile: disconnect and reconnect Xylotile: rz eekay: stfu Xylotile: so are we gaming or not Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro @CaMelon @ErfBundy Joguitaro: i wanna game Xylotile: @jakecrewa CaMelon: I mean I can yea Xylotile: @ErfBundy @ASlowFatHorsey ? eekay: ok im back ErfBundy: I can take Joguitaro: gaming ErfBundy: Game Xylotile: YAEEE Joguitaro: yayyyyyyyyy Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 172 minutes. eekay: i dont want to ErfBundy: Sorry I was playing league lol Xylotile: ??? eekay: who question mark for CaMelon: @eekay beta Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: you dontw ant to game? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: gam Joguitaro: egame Joguitaro: game eekay: no Joguitaro: y tho eekay: i dont feel like it Joguitaro: das dum Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: we gotta celebrate that we climbed bro Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: ek mang Joguitaro: where u at eekay: maybe u do CaMelon: @eekay yoo man just game for a bit eekay: and you can go ahead CaMelon: it will make u feel better Joguitaro: it'll be funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn eekay: i dont feel bad about getting locked out i just not in the mood Joguitaro: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eekay: we already gamed ASlowFatHorsey: What happened ?