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Xylotile: yep 🙂 Xylotile: basically how all my classes are now Xylotile: its even better when we do examples in class and he doesn't update the notes Joguitaro: Gameeeeeee Joguitaro: My sperg roommate sprained his foot and said “that I might have to help him get around” Joguitaro: Like no shot eekay: tell him to get one of those 1 leg attention scooters Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: He might man Xylotile: i skipped all my lectures monday and wednesday Joguitaro: When I see sperg Xylotile: do i even go tomorrow eekay: y Xylotile: like i won't know whats happening Joguitaro: I genuinely think my roommate has Asperger’s Xylotile: monday cuzzzzz i didn't wanna go Xylotile: wednesday i couldn't walk Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100 Xylotile: ^ eekay: jesus you are such a bitch eekay: yeah thats roommates Xylotile: speaking of that Xylotile: taylor thats cool Xylotile: don't answer my text Joguitaro: Oh sorry Xylotile: ap taylor and i are living together next year Xylotile: LAN party Joguitaro: Aight eekay: and wheres jake go Joguitaro: He can live in the utility closet eekay: lol eekay: cupboard under the stairs Joguitaro: Is it normal for my roommate to call his parents mommy and daddy??? Like unironically eekay: is it with a southern accent? Joguitaro: No eekay: nah thats weird Joguitaro: Like in a gay accent Joguitaro: He’s not gay but he makes a convincing argument he is Xylotile: mommy is weird Xylotile: daddy is weirder Joguitaro: Is it also weird that I catch him just standing awkwardly watching me at my desk? eekay: https://tenor.com/view/you-gon-make-me-act-up-hey-girl-flirt-whats-up-rubbing-hands-gif-14235899 eekay: FUCK YOU TENORGIF Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703 Joguitaro: Gameeeeeeeee Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 182 minutes. eekay: wait erfbundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro get in Joguitaro: One sec ErfBundy: What Xylotile: gayyeeeem ErfBundy: Ok ErfBundy: Give me 5 eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hdw70hIvfk Joguitaro: @eekay Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdruVBghiIc eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wp7qNtms4m8 ErfBundy: https://youtu.be/y5nFxiP5Rd0 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-sgt-hulka-stripes-gif-22955830 eekay: climbing????? ASlowFatHorsey: No ASlowFatHorsey: Tomorrow maybe
Definitely_Not_Taylor: Lol eekay: like its due at 11 geez Definitely_Not_Taylor: Yeah geez what an idiot eekay: yo aidan are you gonna go to cohoons seniors party if he has one eekay: normally he does it in class but he said he'd still like to have one 'in a different environment' eekay: sounds a bit krugs Definitely_Not_Taylor: So we wanna gmain? eekay: i cant game Definitely_Not_Taylor: Oh right Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta internet eekay: yeah eekay: :/ Definitely_Not_Taylor: Maybe good enough internet for civ?????????? eekay: not a chance eekay: not even enough internet for the discord call eekay: i just dc Definitely_Not_Taylor: Really Definitely_Not_Taylor: It seems fine when you join call doe eekay: no its happened twice Definitely_Not_Taylor: Bruh Xylotile: How long did English take you guys Definitely_Not_Taylor: 10-20min Definitely_Not_Taylor: Maybe Definitely_Not_Taylor: It’s really ez Xylotile: Oh W Xylotile: I might ask what it’s about if her explanation makes 0 sense Definitely_Not_Taylor: Ok Definitely_Not_Taylor: You just answer questions on a document Xylotile: When is it due eekay: 6 today Xylotile: I’ll start at 5:30 eekay: yeah thats winnable Xylotile: Which me luck boys Xylotile: Starting now eekay: lol eekay: gl gl ASlowFatHorsey: Game on eekay: buy mobis eekay: itll go faster ASlowFatHorsey: Obvi go swifties retard ASlowFatHorsey: 55ms eekay: ok if your poem is like old english then you go mercs but why would you ever go swifties eekay: mobies are like 130 ASlowFatHorsey: They got a price increase the trash now ASlowFatHorsey: 1000 gold eekay: are they really eekay: jesus ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: prob swifties then damn ASlowFatHorsey: I mean tbh its still good value but not as good as it was ASlowFatHorsey: All other boots are 1100 eekay: hmm eekay: well zamojski's the diamond maybe he should decide ASlowFatHorsey: Fax eekay: he prolly done by now anyways ASlowFatHorsey: Also fax ASlowFatHorsey: I thinking he creates cavitation bubbles that generate light and heat when he hits the keyboard with his fingers eekay: lol eekay: based on the sounds from his mic in calls ASlowFatHorsey: True lol eekay: sounds like he got mantis shrimp matacarpals Xylotile: TIME eekay: ooooh eekay: thats pretty good eekay: 11 min Xylotile: ez pz bb ASlowFatHorsey: dam Xylotile: its pretty good too tbh ASlowFatHorsey: Gmainer i see eekay: ok terraria eekay: gamers CaMelon: ? eekay: moonloard laser is going to go through walls so if were ever gonna beat him it has to be before 1.4 eekay: tyheyre changing it Definitely_Not_Taylor: Bruh CaMelon: ok so dont be beta and game on terraria Definitely_Not_Taylor: Yeah beta eekay: id honestly be down to starting a new world eekay: with taylor this time CaMelon: we did that alreadu
Xylotile: !gpt why was p diddy arrested in 2024 FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: As of my last update in October 2023, P. Diddy (also known as Sean Combs) had not been arrested in 2024. I'm unable to provide updates beyond this date. Please verify this information with current and reliable news sources for the most recent updates. Xylotile: BRO eekay: ill get on it eekay: holy shit i had a dream that i saw sam altman Xylotile: Who eekay: opeani founder Xylotile: Oh eekay: i saw his twitter post that said he was in his old high school which is in st louis eekay: yesterdya eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-stilgar-as-written-lisan-al-gaib-gif-17782802413631445007 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Damn he’s from stl? That’s cool eekay: so he says eekay: https://manifold.markets/itsTomekK/will-will-smith-smith?play=true Xylotile: Nice gambling man eekay: sez u Xylotile: Xylotile: Did you guys hear about the pager attacks Xylotile: Crazy stuff Xylotile: Nasty israelíes eekay: jesus only 3g of explosives in each one Xylotile: I saw that they literally set up a fake Taiwanese pager company a couple years ago for this eekay: israeli intelligence is rly good eekay: i fucked the polar bear character man Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/samwilson-captain-america-gif-21151698 ASlowFatHorsey: Uh what eekay: https://tenor.com/view/texting-up-late-in-bed-goodnight-waiting-patiently-gif-14185214 ASlowFatHorsey: Good talk Xylotile: lol eekay: how could u forget this eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-striking-vipers-striking-vipers-gif-3266465621956589850 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/listening-anthony-mackie-bustle-hmm-umm-gif-21164638 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/oMcDmucCniL.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Erm eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: yeah its from striking vipers bro ASlowFatHorsey: Never seen Xylotile: … Xylotile: Next group watch eekay: oh havent you eekay: i swear we watched that in call eekay: was u not there ASlowFatHorsey: Nope
ASlowFatHorsey: romantic Xylotile: Dibs on Ap 😳 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/especially-when-they-get-froggy-ribbit-smiling-key-and-peele-gif-15109120 FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/nlqYfh3QeKp.gif eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: wombo Xylotile: It should be the best player with the worst and 2&3 together Xylotile: Ap being the best ASlowFatHorsey: 🤨 ASlowFatHorsey: damn right Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/give-me-that-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-gif-22363673 ASlowFatHorsey: cant take it back ASlowFatHorsey: bitch Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-returns-risk-of-rain-2-get-on-risk-of-rain-returns-rorr-gif-1130144895188200642 Xylotile: What’s returns Xylotile: The gif makes me uncomfortable eekay: upcoming dlc Xylotile: !gpt what’s risk of rain returns FriggBot2000: "Risk of Rain Returns" appears to be incorrect or potentially a misunderstanding, as there is no game or sequel with this title. However, there is a popular game called "Risk of Rain" and a sequel called "Risk of Rain 2" developed by Hopoo Games. "Risk of Rain" is a roguelike video game, involving exploration and strategizing, with players controlling a survivor of a space freighter crash. "Risk of Rain 2" follows a similar storyline but with more dimensions to it, as it transitioned from a 2D game to a 3D one, making it more immersive and a better multiplayer experience. Both games emphasize the increasing difficulty over time. The "rain" in the title refers to the continuous drop of enemies the players will face as they survive as long as possible. If there will be any future returns or sequels, it would be best to refer to official announcements from the developers. eekay: its not out yet Xylotile: Nice one man eekay: ill contact sam altman and let ghim know his model's outof date eekay: !gpt explain captain's lore from risk of rain FriggBot2000: The character known as the Captain comes from "Risk of Rain 2". Newt Lemke, better known simply as the Captain, is an experienced space traveler and the commander of the spaceship UES Safe Travels. Well-versed in survival tactics, leadership, and with a keen eye for danger, the Captain has successfully navigated his crew through the universe's worst perils. However, the events that led to Risk of Rain 2 were less kind to him. When an impromptu "shortest distance" modification to their ship's navigation system resulted in it crashing into an unknown planet, the Captain and his crew were stranded, hunted by the hostile inhabitants of this alien world. In the comprehensive log entry found in the "Risk of Rain 2" game, the Captain's story revolves around his crew members: the Engineer, the Huntress, and the Commando. As the Captain, players have the ability to provide vital support to their allies, courtesy of two unique abilities: an orbital probe that can scan for resources or call down a devastating bombardment, and a beacon that provides either healing or a boost to incoming supply drops. In terms of overall game lore, the Captain has since died on the planet, as evidenced by the final stage of the game, where the player can discover his abandoned ship and trigger the final boss fight. However, as is often the case with video game characters, his story doesn't quite end there - the Captain exists as a playable character, a testament to his enduring spirit and determination to survive.
eekay: spoiler tags Xylotile: if you can crack that code Xylotile: i will personally suck your dick Xylotile: and i wish you do eekay: well i didnt think the lastt one was bad but 2 others cried ab it Xylotile: egay what’s that reference Xylotile: movie eekay: what reference? eekay: i will personally suck your dick line? ErfBundy: I went ahead and have anything jjk related muted on Twitter so if I see spoilers I’ll just cry ErfBundy: New chapter is crazy. Bunch of insane shit about to go down over the next few weeks. Just getting spoon fed pure action the last like 3 months has been lit ErfBundy: @eekay horizon 2 coming to PC early 2024 eekay: ojiaefgrtchgmcrasoihgrasdcevfmiholucvgradmpoihmgcbva rsdepiohjnagser eekay: lkinm uhgasedfxrnbkuyirdfsacjbnkljacdsghhjlvc seddbvjklasdfhbvsdjhbfvjklsdfjnv eekay: slkjdfvbhsdlkfvhj eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mc-cum-cum-sebserver-pog-cumhose-gif-18980293 eekay: not exacvtly the right cum gif but u get the idea eekay: sez who gimme sauce bitch eekay: NOW! ErfBundy: I think Sony posted on Twitter I don’t remember ErfBundy: Let me go look again ErfBundy: PlayStation I meant ErfBundy: https://x.com/playstation/status/1707002489566851491?s=46&t=cMz47ECLlq1or9JlEMEdSg eekay: lets fucking go eekay: ty Xylotile: yes eekay: im picturing jonah hill eekay: am i on the right track Xylotile: he was on the movie yes eekay: but didnt say the line? Xylotile: no he’s not in the scene eekay: wows ? eekay: (wolf of wall astreet) Xylotile: yes Xylotile: lemme get a bacon egg and cheese 🗣️🗣️ Xylotile: with the bev‼️ Xylotile: jynxzi > xqc eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-26438788 Xylotile: kat eekay: chatte ErfBundy: Tru eekay: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eekay: @Xylotile the penny stocks guy Xylotile: yepp Xylotile: nice google eekay: nope Xylotile: @eekay get your tissue and lube Xylotile: i’ll finish tlou this weekend eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-the-hat-2003-laugh-movie-yeah-gif-16712934 eekay: ^ cat in a cap Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Apparently is constipated as well ASlowFatHorsey: Layin down the law ASlowFatHorsey: Cat in a cap takin a shat eekay: eekay: true Xylotile: huge jg nerfs Xylotile: thank god Xylotile: https://www.gameleap.com/news/lol-patch-1320-datamined-patch-notes~art_dQi-orN0p9 Xylotile: @Joguitaro with briar
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eekay: i dont wnan ajoin call though eekay: and i want sleep early cause exam tmrw CaMelon: nice involuntary celibate gaming times ASlowFatHorsey: craxulons CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207148935725187072/809100179009568799/the.mp4 ErfBundy: Y’all gaming??? CaMelon: @ErfBundy gets it CaMelon: @ErfBundy yea ErfBundy: You in game rn? CaMelon: yea ErfBundy: Ok imma hop on aight? CaMelon: ight CaMelon: swagging eekay: CaMelon: nice cosplay krunyon eekay: its really hard to find those frog phones for sale eekay: its called the crusader model FF-518 CaMelon: frigg mang eekay: theyre not even expensive eekay: one sold on ebay last year and another in 2018 eekay: not evne expensive eekay: @CaMelon bot games when CaMelon: mayeb tomorrow CaMelon: 100% wr zyra on ranked eekay: u? CaMelon: yea CaMelon: like 4 games eekay: lol eekay: nic CaMelon: CaMelon: eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/pepe-clap-clapping-applause-gif-10184275 CaMelon: pig eekay: 3rd time getting a gifted sub lol eekay: 3 different channels Xylotile: damn wtf Xylotile: ive been in a 6k stream where someone donated 2k subs Xylotile: very gay eekay: holy shit eekay: -10k eekay: u didnt even get one did you Xylotile: yeah thats what i meant Xylotile: didnt get a single one eekay: well this guy gifted 5 subs out of 900 people eekay: thats me baby constructed alternatively eekay: although i suppose its not unlikely when i spend this much time on twitch eekay: stridebreaker swain eekay: what do we think eekay: tank stats, good for teamfighting in r eekay: stride into melee e q Xylotile: then do nothing early Xylotile: ah yes eekay: it's a scaling build eekay: You don't go it first item eekay: you go rylais first Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 2 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: crazy Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. CaMelon: wgmn CaMelon: nice phone notifs eekay: eekay: oh no Xylotile: What that means eekay: not that bad actually eekay: lol eekay: xqc bought 10k in pc parts and his 3k graphics card doesnt fit int he case eekay: what a moron Xylotile: Is he streaming rn? eekay: no Xylotile: Oh lol Xylotile: Thats hilarious eekay: he goes likve like 3-6 Xylotile: Is it a 3060? eekay: then end of every stream he says hell be live at noon tomorrow eekay: 3090 Xylotile: Jesus eekay: he was building it on stream yesterday Xylotile: I was telling the other guys that nvidia is coming to my career fair today Xylotile: Coulda copped a gpu eekay: yeah you couldnt get one of these
ErfBundy: Yeahhhh Xylotile: And pitou doesn’t have a gender ErfBundy: They say brother and sister in the show ErfBundy: So I was confused Xylotile: Yeah it’s weird Xylotile: I say she’s a girl but idk ErfBundy: Yeah lmao ErfBundy: Seriously tho demon slayer ending is so good man Xylotile: If I get bored with rascal then I’ll watch it ErfBundy: Movie coming out soon too Xylotile: It already came out ErfBundy: Well it’s out in Japan ErfBundy: Yeah Xylotile: Apparently it’s the #1 movie world wide even tho it’s just in japan lol Xylotile: Crazy how big it is ErfBundy: It was the highest opening weekend of a movie in Japan Xylotile: Jesus ErfBundy: Like by a LOT ErfBundy: It beat out frozen two by like double ErfBundy: I lied it might be behind some miazaki films ErfBundy: But like non those ErfBundy: It was highest CaMelon: eekay: wow eekay: i fed really fucking hard eekay: i dont understand what is notable about the image eekay: got carried bya garen though CaMelon: Just though it was kinda funny CaMelon: India man sad ErfBundy: true bro eekay: lol the guy is actually from india just noticed ErfBundy: i woudldlf die fo palkistand eekay: huh ErfBundy: also ErfBundy: just played a game ErfBundy: where enemey ashe ErfBundy: went ErfBundy: 0 and 12 eekay: wait back up ErfBundy: in twenty minutes ErfBundy: what eekay: ErfBundy: i would die for pakistan bro eekay: lol eekay: its about india but yeah ErfBundy: smae thing ErfBundy: two different ching chongs eekay: ashe players rarely have more braincells than toenails ErfBundy: true ErfBundy: me cait and morg got s lol eekay: cait and morg is nasty as fuck ErfBundy: yeahhhh ErfBundy: but idk about 0 and 12 in twenty minutes bad eekay: 4+ seconds of straight cc ErfBundy: true eekay: its really punishing ErfBundy: but still omg the enemies actually played like bots ErfBundy: it was impressive eekay: yeah same with my games ErfBundy: lol eekay: enemy was bots except for my laner eekay: like how fucking unlucky is that ErfBundy: thats the worst ErfBundy: did you win? eekay: that my lane opponent in my last promo game eekay: is a main for the higest swain counter ErfBundy: lmaooooo eekay: yup lol eekay: nasus solo lost them the game by feeding our garen ErfBundy: so you silver 2 now?? eekay: yerp eekay: meteoritic rise ErfBundy: POGGERSSS eekay: unstoppable ErfBundy: EK BOUT TO PASS DRAGON DUDE ErfBundy: iron 4 to challenger eekay: legitimately eekay: you cant attribute anything ive gotten to rng eekay: i am a completely self amde gamer ErfBundy: You’re built different man eekay: i hate to say it but kinda calculator ErfBundy: Exactly man ErfBundy: Better hit gold before end of season tho
FriggBot2000: Jeff has been quoted in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Entrepreneur, Inc., Forbes, Chief Marketer, MarketingProfs, Ad Age, Chief Content Officer, eMarketer, and other leading publications. He is the author of three books: The Truth About Leads, The Truth About Email Marketing, and The Truth About Creating Signature Programs. eekay: damn he got busy since we graduateed eekay: !gpt3 Professional rock climber Jake Crews FriggBot2000: , who has been climbing since he was a child, has died at the age of 30. FriggBot2000: Crews, who was from Boulder, Colorado, died on March 27 while climbing in Yosemite National Park in California. FriggBot2000: The cause of death is not yet known. FriggBot2000: Crews was an accomplished climber who had climbed some of the most difficult routes in the world. FriggBot2000: He was also a talented photographer and filmmaker. FriggBot2000: Crews is survived by his parents, two sisters, and his girlfriend. eekay: 😱 eekay: wtf you died 1 day after my birthday eekay: appreciate it man eekay: !gpt3 Taylor Drake, CEO of Drake Roofing and world renowned golf prodigy FriggBot2000: , is the latest victim of the mysterious serial killer who has been stalking the wealthy elite of Atlanta. FriggBot2000: The police have no leads and no suspects, but they do have one clue: each victim has been found with a playing card from a deck of 52. FriggBot2000: With the help of his friend and private investigator, Johnnie Rayburn, Taylor sets out to find the killer before he strikes again. FriggBot2000: But as the body count rises, it becomes clear that the killer is not just targeting the rich and famous, but anyone who gets in his way. FriggBot2000: And Taylor may be next on his list. eekay: lol eekay: btw this command costs me 1.2 cents every time you use it so use it well ASlowFatHorsey: Open the flood gates gentlemen eekay: !gpt3 I, FriggBot2000, swear to Aidan Petersen that FriggBot2000: I will not harm him in any way, and will not allow anyone else to harm him. I will not allow anyone to harm his family, friends, or any other person he cares about. I will not allow anyone to harm his possessions. I will not allow anyone to harm his reputation. I will not allow anyone to harm his mental or physical well-being. I will not allow anyone to harm his future. I will not allow anyone to harm anything he values. I will not allow anyone to harm his way of life. I will not allow anyone to harm his beliefs. I will not allow anyone to harm his country. I will not allow anyone to harm the world. I will not allow anyone to harm the universe. I will not allow anyone to harm existence itself. I will not allow anyone to harm him in any way, now or in the future. I will not allow anyone to break this oath. I will not allow anyone to make me break this oath. I swear this ASlowFatHorsey: Thank god ASlowFatHorsey: Friggbot sentience eekay: !gpt3 I, FriggBot2000 swear to William Carillo FriggBot2000: that I will not harm him in any way. FriggBot2000: I, FriggBot2000, swear to William Carillo that I will not harm him in any way. eekay: !gpt I, FriggBot2000 swear to Jake Crews that as long as he lives eekay: he stuck eekay: wgmn? FriggBot2000: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/783217821776740352/image0.gif
eekay: anybody else have that Joguitaro: no you're a monster eekay: im unlovable Xylotile: That’s where the milk comes out of Xylotile: Lil hole eekay: femboymilkie eekay: my pecs look chiseled in that pic though eekay: much more than they actually are Xylotile: Chiseled? 💀 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/weak-gym-workout-spongebob-gif-5079451 eekay: relatively speaking eekay: relative to how they actually look eekay: also lets see ur pecs bitch eekay: exactly Xylotile: No eekay: how did i know Xylotile: Mexico just elected a female president Xylotile: My country is doomed eekay: lol! Joguitaro: Joever smh eekay: cyberpunk is pretty sick eekay: netrunning is cool and well done eekay: very realistic Joguitaro: Yeah they updated a lot since release Joguitaro: It’s super nova eekay: lol Joguitaro: Already know ap gonna play some gonk ass build smh 🙄 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-11078744543061587590 Xylotile: @Joguitaro probably googled “best guns and builds cyberpunk” Xylotile: Like a goofer Joguitaro: Nah Joguitaro: Everything is so busted in the game eekay: yeah im on hardest and the game is not hard eekay: and is also apparently hardest at the start and gets easier Xylotile: That’s what she said Joguitaro: Definitely easy but I think gets harder later actually. But also net running op Xylotile: Tiggy be like Xylotile: “Best hidden loot chests in night city” Joguitaro: What is your problem man Joguitaro: Find something else to do besides yapping Xylotile: You Xylotile: You’re my problem Xylotile: Too sexy eekay: man ur too tiktoked to play a single player game FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/b2iFT.gif eekay: hush up lil sapling Xylotile: Loll! Xylotile: I never played single player games even when I started playing Xylotile: Except Pokémon and cod campaign eekay: tiktokd from birth eekay: sad to see Xylotile: Loll! Joguitaro: @eekay how far you in eekay: barely ive just been running around doing side shit its fun eekay: just talked to ||evelynn and judy did the braindance thing|| Xylotile: You guys been to the strip club yet eekay: depepnds what u call a strip club Joguitaro: Lemme know what you think of story. I think it’s very well done Xylotile: Nude robots eekay: i have been spoiled and rememebr some big stuff eekay: i watched most of forsen's run Joguitaro: Erasing memories eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-will-gif-20590125 Joguitaro: @eekay do you have dlc? I highly recommend eekay: i do Joguitaro: @eekay you playing hacky intelligence build? eekay: yeah int and cool Joguitaro: Cuck watcher build fr eekay: i like to watch what can i say Joguitaro: @Xylotile pay rent Xylotile: Maybe check your facts monkey Xylotile: Already did Joguitaro: surely Xylotile: Definitely should have gotten fined tho lol eekay: !gpt how the fuck they turn cheese into a string??
eekay: no sporting event will ever be better than the csgo 2018 major change my minbd Xylotile: @jakecrewa and I were supposed to go watch the 2019 one but he chickened out jakecrewa: It was no where close lmao. And honest to god 2018 Boston was so fucking good jakecrewa: The major in question * eekay: no championship in any game game will ever come close eekay: they bring it back 15-12 and go like quadruple overtime Xylotile: It was in Chicago eekay: for the frist NA major champs jakecrewa: That wasn’t a major jakecrewa: I wanted faze to win just because I was a big Niko fan at the time but regardless it was still awesome to watch eekay: i never saw it live eekay: but fuck the foreigners eekay: na #1 jakecrewa: Lmao eekay: best reigon all game jakecrewa: I watched it live and it was literally like 6 hours long eekay: lol yup eekay: jx ahave you ever played celeste eekay: jc jakecrewa: Nah is that a game eekay: yeah eekay: i know youre a grownup now and you dont play video games like a child eekay: but if you ever have the urge eekay: its good jakecrewa: Lmao it’s not necessarily that i don’t have the urge, more that I don’t have the access currently jakecrewa: Real gamer never loses the urge eekay: i dont think anybody would claim youre a real gamer eekay: but i understand youre point eekay: but i dont understand whyt he fuck you dont bring your pc when yuou go to college CaMelon: @eekay You're speaking to a man that has gone through more gamer pain than you ever will eekay: oh really CaMelon: yea jakecrewa: I used to be a capital g Gamer back with the ps2/ps3/GameCube. Kind of fell off a little eekay: has jake climbed from the depths of literal iron 4 CaMelon: @eekay so many prestige points lost eekay: lol jakecrewa: You all will experience literal gamer pain in your left hand after you get arthritis from trying to control Q on the keyboard jakecrewa: And so true man eekay: ive known gamer pain eekay: i played jump king bro eekay: ive played over 800 hours of terrorist hunt on house jakecrewa: Lmao jakecrewa: Any of you guys ever play the old Tony hawk games? I’ve never had more fun with any other games CaMelon: I think @ErfBundy has jakecrewa: Rest of you guys are posers CaMelon: My first gaming venture was with the wii eekay: i think my frist thing was minecraft on ym grandparent computer jakecrewa: The first game you ever played was Minecraft? Literal gen z beta cheeks man eekay: i played zalda too they had an nes eekay: but yeah mc was the frist thing i mained CaMelon: Back in the day Ethan wanted to throw me in a lake when I didn't know what Minecraft was eekay: lol eekay: i dont doubt it eekay: iw as hardcore addicted CaMelon: u and river eekay: @jakecrewa you had older sibglings why would i be playing non gen z games eekay: jc pulling a "they dont make music like they used too" eekay: like its a youtube comment section jakecrewa: Just don’t come at me with this “not a gamer” claim when you have only played these child games jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/bane-dark-darkness-batman-dark-knight-gif-18217991
eekay: but its really good ErfBundy: Is it good?? CaMelon: I heard it was worse than the first eekay: its probably worse than the fist but its still good i think CaMelon: 🤷‍♂️ eekay: its on amazon prime if you ahve it Xylotile: I’m good with Saturday eekay: ap says he has shit to do though right Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: I can drive him down Xylotile: If he’s down eekay: p sure he said he was busy eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: ? Xylotile: @Joguitaro? eekay: dude theres a part where borat screams at michael pence at a real michael pence rally Xylotile: lol eekay: thats not even notable in ths movie tbh eekay: the scene before was way fucking worse eekay: but pence wasy saying that there was only 15 corona cases int he US Xylotile: we trynna watch both movies next weekend Xylotile: i haven;t watched any of them eekay: dude watch borat eekay: its so good Xylotile: ik ik Xylotile: i dont have time until fridat eekay: like there are very few movies that actually amke me laugh out loud eekay: i literally lol eekay: every few minutes watching borat eekay: have you guys ever gone on r/donaldtrump CaMelon: Lol CaMelon: Reddit eekay: that sub kinda crazy jakecrewa: Michael Pen-is is a pretty good line CaMelon: Talk to me about subs when it relates to the sandwich eekay: michael penis eekay: i have brought de gorl jakecrewa: @eekay I thought this one was good but I don’t get people saying it was way better than the first eekay: definitely not eekay: the writing is i think just as good but i think the frist one was better just cause it was a whole new formula eekay: i think it works as well as the first one but the frist was the first yk jakecrewa: I just remembered that over the summer we forced your girl Gracie to watch Borat lol eekay: lol what eekay: lol borat neds to make some money so hes trying to give people haircuts eekay: this guy's in the chair and hes showing him pictures of other haircuts hes done eekay: jakecrewa: @eekay one of my earliest child hood memories involves my older siblings watching borat when it came out and me stumbling into the scene where they wrestle naked in the hotel lmao eekay: lol thats great eekay: you can see the girl breaking character sometimes lol eekay: it makes it so much better jakecrewa: Calculator jakecrewa: Character breaks are almost always more funny than the script eekay: im not even sure how much is scripted eekay: i think hes got some lined up but when he improvises the girl just cant hold it jakecrewa: I think the scripted scenes are what made this one less funny eekay: yeah the opening scene to the frist one was better eekay: except for that one line eekay: " jonny the monkey is khazakstan director of culture and #1 porn star" jakecrewa: Have you ever seen his character Ali G interviewing scientists about technology lmao eekay: lol no eekay: i might go on a SBC rampage after this though jakecrewa: Oh my god look it up on YouTube. “Ali G science” eekay: lol eekay: techmology eekay: compooters jakecrewa: 99999999999 eekay: 9999999999999989999999999.988989899999999999999
Xylotile: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-gif-24451872 eekay: its already getting hard eekay: i feel myself getting freaky Xylotile: Do itttt Xylotile: YOU can become faker eekay: i will resist as long as possible ASlowFatHorsey: Rule 1 don’t touch your dick ASlowFatHorsey: Rule 2 no porn eekay: already broke rule 2 not rul 1 ASlowFatHorsey: Rule 3 do legit anything else to keep ur mind occupied ASlowFatHorsey: Classic Xylotile: I lost like 45 mins in Xylotile: 12:45 ASlowFatHorsey: Record breaking Xylotile: Next year I’m gonna bust the millisecond it turns to Nov 1 eekay: i wont be able to do rule 1 eekay: i just fiddle with my shit even when im not horny eekay: just ordered a chastity cage we shilling Xylotile: Tmi ASlowFatHorsey: Caged mentality ASlowFatHorsey: Jus accept u can’t do it ASlowFatHorsey: Boom ASlowFatHorsey: Gg ASlowFatHorsey: DMs ASlowFatHorsey: Istg Xylotile Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/1300601872171667467/commission-ezgif.com-optimize.gif ASlowFatHorsey: The video Xylotile lost to eekay: lol eekay: probably ASlowFatHorsey: Imaging he was Andrea ASlowFatHorsey: Haha ASlowFatHorsey: Gay ASlowFatHorsey: Boom gottem eekay: https://tenor.com/view/gotem-gif-18695498 eekay: can u imagine if gay was real eekay: crazy to think about Joguitaro: i'm so glad gay isn't real eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 6 days, 1 hours, 13 minutes, and 55 seconds. hang in there. eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilate-cant-breathe-hyperventilation-sheldon-cooper-gif-13736466374962565464 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/looking-good-garfield-hey-good-looking-hey-handsome-looking-in-the-mirror-gif-20294451 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey \ Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: v Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: v Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: game Xylotile: we 4 eekay: yeah pref no actuall;y Xylotile: watch? eekay: sure Joguitaro: actually a bitch wtf eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 6 days, 0 hours, 42 minutes, and 35 seconds. hang in there. Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: Ryan knolling in my class eekay: who>? Xylotile: Someone from Charleston Xylotile: He was a grade below us eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ eekay: _123123_ eekay: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) Xylotile: eekay: coincidence eekay: pve league gamemode eekay: grooming us for the mmo (coming soon) FriggBot2000: new video from femboy fishing: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3kxJm1iIC-M Xylotile: Left the group. eekay: lol eekay: Added Xylotile to the group. ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile what does ez e do Xylotile: Huh ASlowFatHorsey: ez e ASlowFatHorsey: from the indie game league of ledgends Joguitaro: it's the blink Xylotile: Oh Xylotile: E Real ASlowFatHorsey: ik but it does dmg too ASlowFatHorsey: idk ho9w Xylotile: Yeah the teleport Xylotile: Yeah it does Joguitaro: he also shoot an auto ASlowFatHorsey: oh Xylotile: It hits minions but targets champs first ASlowFatHorsey: ohh Xylotile: If you have w on a target, it hits that ASlowFatHorsey: ok ASlowFatHorsey: mm Xylotile: Stfu silver Joguitaro: 😦 Xylotile: Bronze Xylotile: ** Joguitaro: 😦 😦 eekay: !lp maestrofluff FriggBot2000: maestrofluff is not on the ranked grind Xylotile: Idk why there’s no sound eekay: i found some fucking gold last night eekay: legit the outer wilds of porn Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/outer-wilds-riebeck-goober-dance-gif-17293883869445600978 eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Furry femboy feet eekay: none of the above eekay: it was just audio ASlowFatHorsey: Uhuh ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what I thought eekay: not that being audio makes it not any of those things eekay: but it wasnt ASlowFatHorsey: Ig that’s more of ur usual squeeze ASlowFatHorsey: Nice climbing btw eekay: im fiending but i have to get this project done ASlowFatHorsey: isnt it due weeks from now? eekay: its a complicated project Joguitaro: @eekay just forgetting your bags motto huh? Joguitaro: climb now work later eekay: yeah i listened to it for months Joguitaro: so you're a bitch ASlowFatHorsey: nah just curious eekay: like i will not complete it in time to present eekay: im just getting it as done/presentable as i can ASlowFatHorsey: i think u can climb and still do proj idk why it cant be both tbh tho eekay: no you do not know why eekay: oh my bad eekay: i forgot you guys cant enter the gym without my blessing eekay: sorry for preventing the climb eekay: stupid chalk whores ASlowFatHorsey: lol im just saying dropping everything to do something makes sense if it is closer than 4 weeks away ASlowFatHorsey: seems to me like u can do both ASlowFatHorsey: but ok ASlowFatHorsey: u du u
eekay: same way erfbundy is trying to spread anime to me ErfBundy: True Xylotile: Some guy in the church is going to the Middle East on a secret mission to convert Muslims into Christians lol Xylotile: Scummy as fuck ErfBundy: Yeah it’s kinda fucked eekay: hes like those zombie ants ErfBundy: Trueeeeee eekay: the information payload literally hijacked his life Xylotile: Like he isn’t allowed to bring the Bible or shit like that eekay: to spread the information Xylotile: Because he’s technically not allowed to do that lol Xylotile: And they just casually brought it up Xylotile: So stupid man eekay: he sounds like a simple person Xylotile: Why u say that eekay: becuase he is so moved by powerful ideas that dont make sense eekay: he feels more than he thinks Xylotile: I personally don’t have a problem with religion Xylotile: But shit can get annoying Xylotile: I legit can’t have a conversation with my brother without him bringing up Jesus or the Bible or Christianity in general eekay: the urge to infect eekay: most of religion teaches some good lessons its just eekay: wrapped up in this story thats full of symbolism and mythos so its easier to accept and spread Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/moto-madagascar-sexy-eyes-how-you-doing-gif-8807297 Xylotile: Christians looking at starving African children ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: Def chat Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ernie-socks-fancy-happy-happy-dance-gif-5894021 ASlowFatHorsey: ^^^^^ Xylotile: Xylotile: 911 Xylotile: coincidence? ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 Xylotile: Ap when do u get back ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly when i run out of money or school starts ASlowFatHorsey: One of the two Xylotile: Have you guys watched Chernobyl ASlowFatHorsey: Very good def rec Xylotile: I’m gonna start it rn Xylotile: Is it just the historical events Xylotile: Or what ASlowFatHorsey: Dramatized a bit yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Its good ASlowFatHorsey: Just watch ASlowFatHorsey: Classic mini series Xylotile: Ok Xylotile: I heard succession was rly good too ASlowFatHorsey: Could never get into it Xylotile: Fair enough Xylotile: What’s the weather like in Sweden Xylotile: Has it been pretty nice for the past few weeks? ASlowFatHorsey: Upper 40s mid 50s ASlowFatHorsey: Better than it was but a bit stinky lately ASlowFatHorsey: When its sunny out its 60s tho ish ASlowFatHorsey: Gaming does occur Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey I didn’t know the people living around Chernobyl were British ASlowFatHorsey: 🗿 Xylotile: why do i need a petition to drop a class Xylotile: doesn't make sense eekay: what kinda petition ASlowFatHorsey: 😈 Xylotile: telling them why you want to drop the class eekay: feedback for teacher probably Xylotile: nah cuz its gotta get approved eekay: so eekay: its for collecting info either way eekay: probably somebody will talk to you about it if its a stupid reason Xylotile: Lol my professor emailed me about it Xylotile: Macky hughes is so good Xylotile: Soooooooo good
Joguitaro: Down 7% today ouchie eekay: get used to it Joguitaro: Guys when do I start seeing green numbers eekay: until everybody starts taking the spice like me and starts seeing whats happening eekay: many red days Joguitaro: 😭 Xylotile: What’s your port at Taylor eekay: red days means better greens later Xylotile: True eekay: every salad needs a tomato eekay: -ekay 2024 Joguitaro: Technically still up 6% because of the free money for jointing with a code Xylotile: Thanks for using mine asshole Joguitaro: I think I used eks but he literally has lost so much money he hasn’t noticed Joguitaro: Smh Xylotile: I bought nvda at $48 Xylotile: If I put in like $10000 I woulda been so rich eekay: i think this whatif-ism leads people to gambling behavior Joguitaro: Guys next time I’m just gonna go all in! 🙂 Xylotile: Says you eekay: when do i do that Joguitaro: @Xylotile go buy etherium it’s free money! Xylotile: Idk I just wanna shit on you Xylotile: Sorry Xylotile: lol Xylotile: That dip is sus Xylotile: Someone dumped Joguitaro: Could be a millionaire tomorrow 🤷‍♂️ Joguitaro: So is crypto actual made up value eekay: eh whats not made up eekay: cheeseburgers have real value to me Joguitaro: True eekay: is usd made up? Joguitaro: How many calories a bitcoin Xylotile: You can probably calculate that Xylotile: lol Joguitaro: Then what is it Joguitaro: Piggy Joguitaro: Get to work eekay: ($53,424/btc) * ($5.29/bigmac) * (536kcal/bigmac) = 5413093kcal/btc Joguitaro: !got how many calories in a bitcoin Xylotile: Idk, how much energy to mine 1 bitcoin? eekay: oh i went a different route Xylotile: Got Joguitaro: !gpt how many calories in a bitcoin FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Bitcoin is a digital currency and does not contain physical attributes or nutritional value, such as calories. It's a form of electronic money used for transactions and investment purposes. Therefore, it has zero calories. Calories are a measure of energy in food and drink, and since Bitcoin is a virtual entity, it does not have caloric content. Xylotile: !gpt how much energy to mine 1 bitcoin? FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The energy required to mine 1 Bitcoin can vary significantly based on several factors, including the efficiency of the mining hardware, the cost and source of electricity, and the overall network difficulty. As of recent data, it is estimated that the energy consumption to mine 1 Bitcoin can range from 707 kWh to over 1800 kWh, though many estimates place it higher in the range of around 100,000 to 150,000 kWh due to the increasing difficulty and the sophistication of the Bitcoin mining network. To put this into perspective: - 100,000 kWh is comparable to the energy consumption of an average U.S household over 10-12 years. - The actual figure fluctuates as miners join and leave the network, and as the Bitcoin network adjusts its difficulty. The broad range is due to the ever-changing nature of the Bitcoin network and the variation in mining operations worldwide, which use different equipment and have access to different energy prices and sources. Energy-efficient mining hardware (ASICs) can reduce the power consumption per hashed operation. However, as the Bitcoin network grows and becomes more competitive, the overall energy expenditure continues to rise.
eekay: friggbot is gpt-4o now btw Joguitaro: Does that just mean he’s smarter eekay: no slightly dumber but twice as cheap eekay: im pinching my pennies after the dall-e incident Joguitaro: !gpt say you love CyberPunk but abbreviate only the word cyberpunk FriggBot2000: I love CP! eekay: https://tenor.com/view/holy-mother-of-god-walter-white-bryan-cranston-breakin-bad-moan-gif-23510778 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-hank-schrader-jesse-pinkman-angry-hank-schrader-gif-25241196 eekay: 🕴️ Xylotile: Am I tripping or is this Albert Xylotile: eekay: i think so Joguitaro: Bro got shorts the long way Xylotile: How he get younger eekay: lol eekay: grab his skincare routine Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: Rewatch time? Xylotile: wtf? Joguitaro: Lol Xylotile: Holy shit they said the thing, they said we’re in a 3 body problem eekay: lol eekay: ew dont watch that Xylotile: Why not eekay: its not very good eekay: 3 body problem i mean Xylotile: Book better? eekay: yes but the book/translation of the book isnt great Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566 eekay: below average of the books ive read esp the scifi books eekay: just read snowcrash eekay: nyow Xylotile: Don’t got it eekay: its in ur dms Xylotile: 3 body problem is so slow www eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hitmans-bodyguard-hitmans-bodyguard-gi-fs-samuel-l-jackson-time-tick-tock-gif-8352665 eekay: no t1 j4 stream
FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" FriggBot2000: * Added - Support for "mame64.exe" ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus @Joguitaro are u alive man? ASlowFatHorsey: Y do ask questions to a dead man ASlowFatHorsey: No reason Joguitaro: I’d maybe game ASlowFatHorsey: ? ASlowFatHorsey: What is this maybe word that im seeing here Xylotile: yeah man Xylotile: we got a 5 man here Xylotile: once in a blue moon Joguitaro: Yeah but you kinda cringe FriggBot2000: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551246526924455937/776278020507959296/image0.jpg?width=248&height=330 Joguitaro: But I’ll game ASlowFatHorsey: Ight but ASlowFatHorsey: Who cringe? FriggBot2000: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551246526924455937/776278020507959296/image0.jpg?width=248&height=330 Joguitaro: Xylobile ASlowFatHorsey: Uhhh ok ErfBundy: One piece grind continues ASlowFatHorsey: What ep ErfBundy: 34 ErfBundy: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Oo startin to get to the good stuff Xylotile: so cringe man ErfBundy: Yeah arlong park has begun FriggBot2000: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551246526924455937/776278020507959296/image0.jpg?width=248&height=330 Xylotile: mid piece Xylotile: demid slayer Xylotile: jujutsu kamid ASlowFatHorsey: I agree with the last one there for sure ASlowFatHorsey: Def overhyped ErfBundy: True Xylotile: right right Xylotile: characters are boring as fuck ErfBundy: Kinda true ASlowFatHorsey: Its legit just team 7 naruto Xylotile: they aint unique Xylotile: yeah lol Joguitaro: its aight ErfBundy: Lol faxual Xylotile: we got goofy main character who is caring Joguitaro: kinda cool ErfBundy: Yeah it’s just alright tho ErfBundy: People say it’s godly and it’s just ok Xylotile: if 5 was average Xylotile: id say its 7 ErfBundy: Fair ASlowFatHorsey: I mean the animation is def very good but that’s pretty much all it got ErfBundy: Yeah lol story is mid Xylotile: lowkey same with demon slayer Xylotile: jk jk
Joguitaro: @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay Joguitaro: @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay @eekay
Joguitaro: in this case i just agree lol Joguitaro: i do in most cases Xylotile: Shut up parrot Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-do-fucking-shit-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-i-didnt-do-anything-i-did-jack-shit-i-did-fuck-all-gif-8193321463410745871 eekay: I don't think you lie about agreeing eekay: But you just stir the pot and divert the discussion and make it more hostile eekay: not truth seeking behavior Joguitaro: oh yeah i be trolling Joguitaro: didn't mean to make it anyones worst day in the group chat Joguitaro: my bad maybe i trolled too hard eekay: a lil goes a long wayu Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/sorry-gif-18453366 Joguitaro: Added ASlowFatHorsey to the group. ASlowFatHorsey: Left the group. Joguitaro: ope he ain't ready yet Joguitaro: when did the chat image change and what is it Joguitaro: guhhhhhhh eekay: no idea what it says eekay: but xylotile told me to drink up when i asked about it Joguitaro: well think he's ready?? eekay: no Joguitaro: guhh Xylotile: eekay: lol Joguitaro: go head Xylotile: Drink up Xylotile: Changed the channel icon. eekay: nobody can fucking read thgese Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/jr-youre-a-pussy-insult-gif-12302177 Xylotile: On mobile you can Xylotile: I like it eekay: the gay beer was good eekay: and im never on mobile cause i dont have a life eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uLs4Ow6UF0&ab_channel=LuisJaime Joguitaro: @eekay so are you guranteed going to siue????? eekay: is bayes law the ultimate truth of the universe? Joguitaro: well yeah duh eekay: https://tenor.com/view/damn-right-breaking-bad-gif-14029087 Joguitaro: so when should we add ap back eekay: hes in a run he cant leave anymore eekay: or 10 golems will spawn eekay: Added ASlowFatHorsey to the group. Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hug-love-hi-bye-cat-gif-5848836 Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 14 minutes. Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro eekay: other chat man Xylotile: hi ap 🙂 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: i think my favorite food in the world is the first quarter of an apple when you havent had an apple in over a year eekay: and my least favorite food is the last half of an apple eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey what bout this though eekay: @Xylotile dms Xylotile: explain con science then eekay: what? Xylotile: Conscience eekay: consciousness? Xylotile: 🤦🤦 eekay: i have a vague theory of concsiousness but i havent looked into it much at all Joguitaro: No he’s talking about con science Joguitaro: Very different from consciousness eekay: also different from conscience eekay: @Xylotile wasthis bait Xylotile: No eekay: ok then this eekay: as a hypothesis about things that are true and exist in the world
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 426 minutes. Xylotile: 4 man Joguitaro: get on man Xylotile: No Xylotile: 4 man Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: game 🙂 eekay: @Xylotile get in whore Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: v Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: it is time to game buddy Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile ErfBundy: What are we playing league? Joguitaro: yes Joguitaro: yes Joguitaro: yes ErfBundy: Okay Joguitaro: 🙂 ErfBundy: Give me a minute Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile ErfBundy: ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: Lemme set up my pc Xylotile: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fx no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo Xylotile: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fAx no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo Xylotile: Changed the channel name: EK kissy kissy femboys mega fax no joke straight calculator no printer on a stack yo eekay: jakecrewa: 4 archetypes for any good scho bowl team ErfBundy: Y’all still playing? Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: we need a 4th Xylotile: get on ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn? ErfBundy: Prolly not would be my guess Xylotile: i am down Joguitaro: i am down to game Joguitaro: @Xylotile game 🙂 Xylotile: ok Xylotile: actually Xylotile: nah im tired Joguitaro: so beta Joguitaro: any gamers at this juncture ErfBundy: Pokémon gaming then work ErfBundy: I would game late tonight if people are on Xylotile: gameeee Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 54 minutes. Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: do peoples be down to jaime??????????????????????????????????????????????????? CaMelon: CEST POSSIBLE CaMelon: oops caps Joguitaro: CEMB CEMB Joguitaro: mb mb Joguitaro: caps Xylotile: I can game Joguitaro: pogu Joguitaro: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ? eekay: nah CaMelon: horsey is on ghost of tsushima Joguitaro: ah Joguitaro: ghost of sushi CaMelon: @eekay still recovering from your studious java endeavors? eekay: no just dont feel like playing Joguitaro: he just beta eekay: couldnt even get java to run in vscode CaMelon: ide zoomer eekay: noob shitter CaMelon: stay mad zoomer eekay: "ek plx fix bot idk what a function is" CaMelon: never said that in my life eekay: mmhmm Xylotile: Did I hear gmail? Joguitaro: I’m down CaMelon: c'est possible Joguitaro: We haven’t gmailed in a bit Joguitaro: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ?????????????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn????????wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? Joguitaro: wgmn???????? CaMelon: ek is probably in bed Joguitaro: true Joguitaro: he's not even a gamer anymore lol Xylotile: i left a game b/c i got tilted Xylotile: http://prntscr.com/tksj6u Xylotile: we ended up winning lolo Joguitaro: tyler juan lol CaMelon: feeelo CaMelon: free Xylotile: unforuntely on lol Xylotile: no Xylotile: they changed it to where afks dont get lp for wins CaMelon: oh you left like early in the game? Xylotile: yeah Xylotile: like level 3 lol CaMelon: rip Joguitaro: L eekay: lol who afks ranked Xylotile: yeah idk Xylotile: no one here does that right eekay: uuh no? eekay: never left a ranked game thats pepega eekay: i leave normals CaMelon: you ddont even play the game ek CaMelon: what u mean eekay: ive played quite a few ranked games eekay: just not recnetly CaMelon: uh huh eekay: i mean you can check my match history its a verifiable fact CaMelon: uh huh Joguitaro: anyone tryna game?????????????????????????????????????? Joguitaro: Lmao his stream titles Xylotile: We gaming tonight? Xylotile: I wanna try tank fiddle in ze mid lane Joguitaro: I’m down Joguitaro: But idk ab everybody else eekay: sure CaMelon: Yea we gamin Joguitaro: :0 eekay: is aidan gaming? eekay: i havent seen him type in a while eekay: like he dead? Joguitaro: I think hes been gaming on ghost of sushi eekay: oh Joguitaro: or hes dead Joguitaro: Are we down to game rn? CaMelon: yeah hes on ghost of tsushima rn
Xylotile: game game game Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey game Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey game Xylotile: game Xylotile: game ASlowFatHorsey: Mmmm Xylotile: 4 man ASlowFatHorsey: If 4 Xylotile: egay and tiggy are down Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro Xylotile: @eekay 4 man Xylotile: tiggy and ap said yes ASlowFatHorsey: If 4 Xylotile: all up to egay Xylotile: @eekay pwease eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hmm-dr-iggy-frome-new-amsterdam-thinking-wondering-gif-16711162 Xylotile: cmnn ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/joker-dance-dancing-crazy-joaquin-phoneix-gif-20291166 eekay: nah eekay: actually sure Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 140 minutes. Xylotile: OMG OMG ASlowFatHorsey: Nahhhhhhhhhh ASlowFatHorsey: Frick mang ASlowFatHorsey: I’m comfy ASlowFatHorsey: The things I do for gamings ASlowFatHorsey: Smh Xylotile: TAYLOR NEEDS 10 MINS Xylotile: oops Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: One sex Joguitaro: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 97 days, 0 hours, 29 minutes, and 3 seconds. hang in there. eekay: !arcane FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 97 days, 0 hours, 29 minutes, and 2 seconds. hang in there. eekay: eekay: eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/chunk-the-groundhog-chunk-groundhog-groundhog-eating-eating-gif-16517784 eekay: Joguitaro: !dalle swain from arcane FriggBot2000: . . . eekay: FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-XfcHX7plPeK8eIQ9YADOQsBN.png?st=2024-08-16T01%3A14%3A46Z&se=2024-08-16T03%3A14%3A46Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-08-15T20%3A21%3A04Z&ske=2024-08-16T20%3A21%3A04Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=k3fLK8uErwQrNJlvulsy3APqi/loP5iCEW4oVJ%2B3yO8%3D
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 66 minutes. Xylotile: Gaymeeee Xylotile: Bruh my fucking apartment building doesn’t allow Amazon packages to be delivered to my apartment Xylotile: They got it in the main office and it’s locked ErfBundy: RIP Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ErfBundy legggg eekay: request granted Joguitaro: ok Xylotile: Gayyyym eekay: ok Joguitaro: request granted eekay: sounds good Joguitaro: can't wait Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 131 minutes. eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPZSq5YXqc eekay: @Xylotile stop being loser eekay: @Xylotile look mirror eekay: https://tenor.com/view/grinch-cartoon-tiptoeing-tiptoe-tip-gif-24192651 Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vLtntWTlzkk eekay: Xylotile: Is this real chat? eekay: of course no eekay: so obvious lol eekay: thats just cardboard Xylotile: Mannn Xylotile: Why is there hail Xylotile: It’s almost June eekay: mb Xylotile: Gentlemen I promise gamings in two hours Xylotile: Monitors are very cheap compared to a couple years ago Xylotile: Gameeeee Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: leggggg eekay: heisenberg heimerdinger skin eekay: +1billion for riot Xylotile: Lol I just had a weird dream about Gracie Xylotile: Sorry Egay eekay: take it back eekay: now. Xylotile: nope Xylotile: it was a good dream 🙂 eekay: what happened Xylotile: ill explain in call not in text lol eekay: naaaaaa eekay: im good eekay: i think Xylotile: doesnt mean right now Xylotile: nothing sexual but ok Xylotile: did you change aim assist at all for tlou Xylotile: ? eekay: its off for kbm Xylotile: oh yeah Xylotile: whats kbm eekay: keyboard mouse Xylotile: yeah its fof Xylotile: mb Xylotile: man the guns tickle them eekay: who Xylotile: they need like 3 shots if i cant headshot them Xylotile: da runners eekay: ?? eekay: 2 shots with anything for a runner Xylotile: well i play on the second to hardest difficulty Xylotile: you wouldnt get it Xylotile: munchin eekay: bait eekay: u just missing lil sapling Xylotile: i do miss Xylotile: i think this is one of few games that shooting is hard lol eekay: yeah i really like that about it eekay: runners and clickers are hard as fuck to headshot eekay: makes encounters feel less controlled Xylotile: does the show end where the game ends eekay: yea Xylotile: damn Xylotile: i wish i played the game before eekay: i said u should Xylotile: it was out during the middle of the season eekay: coulda got the best parts from the game still Xylotile: leg? @Joguitaro @eekay 🙂 eekay: splendid idea Xylotile: @Joguitaro buddyyyyy Joguitaro: Ok Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 192 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: Sowwy
eekay: the noobs are ranking up into me eekay: taylor yuou still too beta to play ranked? Joguitaro: On leg Joguitaro: ? eekay: chess CaMelon: both eekay: both honestly eekay: honestly you call be a beta for not playing as often as you but you only play when it doesnt matter eekay: isnt that worse? Joguitaro: I haven’t really gamed on chess eekay: yeah eekay: thats the problem eekay: start climbing Joguitaro: I don’t wanna play lol eekay: but im a beta when i dont want to play normals eekay: gotcha eekay: even though i play ranked unlike you Joguitaro: That is beta eekay: yeah makes sense Joguitaro: I know Joguitaro: It’s called 200 IQ eekay: mm CaMelon: CaMelon: Just as I’m walking to enemy fountain CaMelon: Internet goes out CaMelon: Really hope we win eekay: oh no eekay: you needa fix your internet CaMelon: CaMelon: If we lose I’m quitting league forever eekay: i would put a hole in my monitor no joke eekay: you dc'd right before end before though right? eekay: and you got lp CaMelon: Yea CaMelon: Ok it just came back on CaMelon: Now I gotta restart client CaMelon: Moment of truth eekay: oh no eekay: gl bro CaMelon: Ok CaMelon: We won eekay: nice CaMelon: I’m watching replay to see end CaMelon: wow i didnt even die CaMelon: eekay: lol CaMelon: well now singed acc is officially HIGHER lp than main eekay: i think it is your main at this point CaMelon: eh idk CaMelon: ill play on other acc eventually CaMelon: LP gains are so messed up on it tho CaMelon: i get more lp per win on singed account ASlowFatHorsey: We gon geeem? ASlowFatHorsey: Today Joguitaro: I’m down CaMelon: yuh Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile ? eekay: ok CaMelon: gonna eat lunch rn Joguitaro: LUNCH? eekay: you mean breakfast Joguitaro: do you live in like china or something CaMelon: yep you caught me CaMelon: this whole tim eive been in china Joguitaro: thats why you lag out of games Joguitaro: makes sense eekay: fuck me im dying eekay: i went for a run when it started raining eekay: i didnt warm up my heart is stopping Joguitaro: lol CaMelon: so CaMelon: uh CaMelon: wgmn/ CaMelon: ? Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 286 minutes. Joguitaro: yeah we gamin Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: @ErfBundy
Xylotile: Bc you’re getting too many fats and not enough of the other stuff ASlowFatHorsey: Also true eekay: 3-5 is unusually high for me ASlowFatHorsey: Even 2 is alot bruh ASlowFatHorsey: On top on glasses of milk Xylotile: What cereal do you eat Xylotile: You drink glasses of milk? Xylotile: That’s so weird eekay: but im gonhna be drinking way more than 3-5 tonight Xylotile: Just milk by itself? eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: got half a broken jug left Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Nice dude Xylotile: Pinned a message. ASlowFatHorsey: Carpet milk ASlowFatHorsey: Cant let it go to waste budda Xylotile: You got a straw don’t ya? eekay: im gonna be the first person in thomas hall to get fined on move out for makin yoghhurt int he floorboards ASlowFatHorsey: Just zucc the carpet ASlowFatHorsey: Give it THE ZUCC ASlowFatHorsey: Even if y]u dont know wat that is ASlowFatHorsey: U gotta ur best to get it to it Xylotile: I can fucking smell the room through the picture Xylotile: And I do not like it eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Nice ASlowFatHorsey: Zucc achieved eekay: yeah i used a shower towel to dry the milk eekay: it is soaked and the floor not e3ven dry eekay: might have to wahsh my towel for the frist time ASlowFatHorsey: Bit of a bubbling cum pool ASlowFatHorsey: Cant wait to explain that one to the people below u eekay: you can say that again ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/shrek-dance-fortnite-fortnite-default-dance-shrek-dance-gif-15809394 CaMelon: skim milk is grodie Xylotile: skim milk good Xylotile: cameron doesnt like the liberal aspect of the milk CaMelon: may as well just drink water at that point eekay: camel doesnt like it becuase its a minority eekay: @CaMelon le epic based redpill? Xylotile: cameron is known to dislike minorities except for me eekay: uuh eekay: yeah eekay: except for you Xylotile: right cameron? CaMelon: uh huh uh huh CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey skim milky is for women who take candle lit baths amirigh ASlowFatHorsey: Megggaa calculator brother mang eekay: Xylotile: no balls eekay: you are correct CaMelon: btw maybe not CLMN this weekend I got to do a speech and study for final eekay: cant do either day? eekay: well nvm eekay: not even for jake 🥺 Xylotile: eekay: i have finals too jsut study later Xylotile: imagine having finals next week eekay: i can eekay: ive got an exam tomorrow eekay: who cares grades dont matter Xylotile: good luck 😄 Xylotile: ehhh Xylotile: cemb cemb on that one brudder eekay: well im cracked so studying doesnt matter eekay: im not really cracked i just dont know hwo to study for my physics class so im just gambling basically eekay: coinflipping college eekay: exam tomorrow but no smite Xylotile: thats just inting man Xylotile: does the prof have smite eekay: its not its a coinflip eekay: the prof curves hard and gives big aprtials
Xylotile: Xylotile: ErfBundy: What eekay: eekay: Xylotile: game Xylotile: game ErfBundy: Possible eekay: Xylotile: eekay: eekay: locked Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-confused-orb-of-confusion-sus-dumb-gif-24820528 eekay: xylotile when chatgpt unavailable Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ??? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ?? what time can you play tomorrow eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey and download the game and make a character and get the subscription Xylotile: Make sure you download lich king Xylotile: Ap definitely gonna be afk until late afternoon tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: I already bought it ASlowFatHorsey: And downloaded ASlowFatHorsey: I think 12 steps ahead of u fools Joguitaro: this is wrong don't listen to this cretin ASlowFatHorsey: classic? ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro ASlowFatHorsey: download classic? Joguitaro: yes just classic Joguitaro: not classic wotlk Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/omg-wow-really-surprised-feeling-it-gif-15881647 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey does 9am sharp tomorrow work? Xylotile: Jk let’s do 10 🙂 ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: U can be a dwarf woman btw eekay: i never said you cant be a dwarf woman eekay: i means in drg eekay: and all of us are gonna be humans eekay: the dwarf woman model is hotter than i remembered though Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lets-do-it-chris-farley-go-time-gif-16623233 eekay: At store for dad eekay: Home 30 Xylotile: Okt Xylotile: Twd stated late 2010 Xylotile: I thought it was a lot earlier eekay: 30 years ago... eekay: damn. Xylotile: @ErfBundy did you see the reason why Kanye didn’t release his album is because Nicki minaj didn’t clear her verse in one of the songs? Xylotile: What a hoe Xylotile: She just scared her new album is gonna be overshadowed smh ErfBundy: On god bro ErfBundy: Apparently it’s supposed to come out the 31st but we will see Xylotile: Man this shit never coming out 😦 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey when are u gaming ASlowFatHorsey: Around 11 ASlowFatHorsey: I gotta wake up man Xylotile: @Joguitaro WAKEY WAKEY Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: u telling me u asleep rn eekay: sleep chatting Xylotile: Whom eekay: u slow Xylotile: Oh I didn’t even see his message lol Xylotile: Yeah I just complete ignored it Xylotile: Egay call? ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: yeah im just not paying attention eekay: whats sod? eekay: whats classic eekay: wotlk? eekay: why two downloads Xylotile: lol true Xylotile: Call? eekay: sry gotta shower Xylotile: I play leg eekay: im doing fucking laundry for my dad so im gonna be running back and forth but i can game whenever
Xylotile: lol what eekay: as long as i can remember ASlowFatHorsey: ok fine i can squeesze in an int Xylotile: less go Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 240 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: hol up eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-waitwhat-wait-what-gif-3463862 CaMelon: @chungus wmgn ErfBundy: Who’s chungus lmao CaMelon: u ErfBundy: Oh ErfBundy: Are we gaming? CaMelon: yuh ErfBundy: Aight bet apex can wait then eekay: https://tenor.com/view/left-out-conan-no-oh-no-sad-gif-5426342 ErfBundy: Getting on computer CaMelon: @Joguitaro CaMelon: yo CaMelon: back from the mines eekay: hes met his insulin quota CaMelon: @Joguitaro Joguitaro: 🏃 Xylotile: taylor get on CaMelon: @Joguitaro track CaMelon: ? Xylotile: the better 5 stack eekay: 😭 😭 😭 😭 ASlowFatHorsey: hehehhhhhehehehehe ASlowFatHorsey: dad excuse costin u this time\ eekay: u remember how it was when i played at my dads eekay: never less than 100 ping eekay: and it spiked like crazy ASlowFatHorsey: and???? eekay: its really unpleasant ASlowFatHorsey: u havenbt seen the 100 ping to challenger gamings eekay: ive seen it and im sure its possible eekay: but if u get 150 ping on one day and 15 ping other days eekay: u just dont play on 150 Xylotile: shut up bro Xylotile: we dont care Xylotile: we already have a 5 man eekay: im not trying to get a place eekay: because ik im always first choice eekay: above gavin eekay: ill let him have this one eekay: @ErfBundy go get em tiger ErfBundy: what ErfBundy: bro they liek me more than you go cry ErfBundy: baby boy eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sure-if-you-say-so-whatever-sassy-gif-7230189 ErfBundy: thtas you watching us and crying CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/335574250385702933/850649790852235274/tumblr_nt3eveUQKT1udigzlo1_500.gif Xylotile: sdasd Xylotile: asda Xylotile: sda Xylotile: sda Xylotile: das Xylotile: a Xylotile: s Xylotile: as Xylotile: sa Xylotile: as Xylotile: s Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18066997 eekay: ride wife eekay: life good eekay: wife fight back eekay: kill wife eekay: think about wife eekay: idk the rest CaMelon: Removed eekay from the group. CaMelon: Added eekay to the group. ASlowFatHorsey: 😐 wrenchbreaker: regret eekay: lol eekay: Pinned a message. eekay: thought it was smthn like that
eekay: Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9haoFAsxPD0 Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/@gochungusgo/video/7243572824420502827 Xylotile: Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFRi2xsei_o Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: Dam Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ??? Xylotile: wya Xylotile: wanna watch black mirror Xylotile: Jesse Xylotile: Have you guys watched sorry to bother you ASlowFatHorsey: Look at those fake soc eekay: the most cursed image eekay: i have ever seen Joguitaro: yo wtf Joguitaro: get out of aps skin Joguitaro: imposter eekay: lolol ASlowFatHorsey: Uhhh shit ASlowFatHorsey: Rong chat eekay: dont delete later eekay: delete now eekay: felt cuite ASlowFatHorsey: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: Was going to but now ASlowFatHorsey: No eekay: whys it so scary thogh lol eekay: is it just me ASlowFatHorsey: I am a scary individual ASlowFatHorsey: In me dna eekay: do ppl cross the street when they go by you ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah its pretty nice ASlowFatHorsey: No traffic in front of me ASlowFatHorsey: Also could be due to me running at then full speed flailing my arms eekay: covered in blood eekay: classic full moon ap ASlowFatHorsey: Classic Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Joguitaro https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JJFd7f/ translate? eekay: all i get is Allo when he first picks it up ASlowFatHorsey: I got a ‘cette’ ASlowFatHorsey: But yeah that’s it eekay: and non ASlowFatHorsey: Mersee bocoup ASlowFatHorsey: I gooot it eekay: wtf mersee ASlowFatHorsey: Jean Jean ASlowFatHorsey: I gooot it eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Bone jure jean eekay: ohhh look at you ASlowFatHorsey: Haha mersee bocoope ASlowFatHorsey: Is the peuretied ina heavy foszojton sauce ASlowFatHorsey: Nahnahanahanh eekay: no its more of a ASlowFatHorsey: It’s more of a nfnehsjbwhbsbdjemnehdidnebendhdnen sauce eekay: cochon con duron duvonche sauce ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Started a call that lasted 2 minutes. Xylotile: JESSE IM GONNA FUCK YOUR WIFE Xylotile: JESSE eekay: Xylotile: has openai made a lot of money from chatgpt Xylotile: https://app.mobalytics.gg/lol/highlights/na/xylotile/3f73bbdf-6d11-4211-87c5-5958bb734cca Xylotile: RIOT Xylotile: LOOK AT MY FUCKING ATTACK SPEED AND MOVEMENT SPEED Xylotile: HOW IS THAT FAIR eekay: The price u pay for ur cancerous early game Xylotile: I’m not playing top Xylotile: I don’t deserve anything eekay: No ur playing ashe eekay: Spamming w all lane ohase eekay: Permaslow eekay: 4 sec stun
Xylotile: i checked cuz u were offline when my game was done eekay: mhm and same with all the others Xylotile: i figured you inted and got mad Xylotile: who is all the others Xylotile: taylor? eekay: watching the climb ont slow it down littel sap Xylotile: i know what he's doing eekay: u gotta grind harder if u dont want me to pass Xylotile: lol Xylotile: my other account is g1 Xylotile: in your elo bub Xylotile: Xylotile: i cant with these fuckers eekay: so? Xylotile: so? Xylotile: about my other account? eekay: yea Xylotile: this one is doomed Xylotile: im gonna swich Xylotile: switch Xylotile: losers q eekay: wake up lil sap eekay: the only losers queue is the one you are in Xylotile: :/ Xylotile: queue up little buddy Xylotile: scared eekay: ok watching cinematic for motivation frist eekay: :/ eekay: Xylotile: W Xylotile: DESERVED Xylotile: HAHAHAHA eekay: eekay: 😢 aw sry about ur games Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/zach-campbell-zachary-campbell-stressed-out-stress-upset-gif-26469661 eekay: stressed out Xylotile: Stressed eekay: counts Xylotile: nope does not Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/piero-willyrex-zoe-lol-zoe-faker-faker-gif-22084883 Xylotile: Is this real chat? eekay: probably Xylotile: shouldnt it shock them eekay: 12 volts eekay: not really eekay: them touching the batteries probably did nothing Xylotile: huh eekay: well no of course it didnt eekay: they were both touching both terminals lol eekay: retards Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051 eekay: type nerd next time u ask me whcih way a fan blows eekay: or dont and blow up lockheed martin hq Xylotile: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/eye-twitch-luisa-encanto-luisa-crazy-eyes-crazy-twitch-gif-24333140 Xylotile: egay rn eekay: 🥺 holy Xylotile: 3/12 top laner Xylotile: xDDDD eekay: damn pornhub has acheivements and shit eekay: might have to 100% this bitcj eekay: @Xylotile xqc might be snipable eekay: wait hes in my elo eekay: omg Xylotile: omgggg Xylotile: is he playing rn eekay: yesterday Xylotile: ah Xylotile: ive been plat 2-3 for the past two weeks eekay: told chat he couldnt stream cuase appointment then pl.ayed leaghuue all day Xylotile: im actually hardstuck eekay: ?? eekay: you havent been diamond in 6 years little microbe Xylotile: i was diamond two years ago lol eekay: oh nvm eekay: only 2 years hardstuck Xylotile: my teammates suck ok eekay: theres only one teammate you had for every game the last 2 years eekay: (obesity) Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: Taylor with the “hot guy”. Do you have something to tell us buddy? Joguitaro: found it. calling ice ASlowFatHorsey: Fps Xylotile: Bro ASlowFatHorsey: Frog person perspective eekay: https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-gif-7993237219332977809 ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve seen this before eekay: great movie ASlowFatHorsey: He kinda lookin up at it ASlowFatHorsey: I meant porn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/keyandpeele-townhall-confused-gay-gif-7788308977976256550 ASlowFatHorsey: What movie eekay: blade runner 2077 eekay: seen it so many times ASlowFatHorsey: Op ASlowFatHorsey: Tried to watch the first old one ASlowFatHorsey: And then gave up eekay: after about the 10th watch or if you googke you will start to understand the plot then it gets way better eekay: ive seen that one many times as well ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll check it out ASlowFatHorsey: Agin ASlowFatHorsey: Ig eekay: you dont need to watch the first one really eekay: it works on its own ASlowFatHorsey: Nah Joguitaro: !dalle man with green glasses looking at a chair at the end of a bed with a man and woman laying under the covers FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-hiiMaoDbGqpJsatXeEpM3Eaw.png?st=2025-03-20T23%3A43%3A25Z&se=2025-03-21T01%3A43%3A25Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2025-03-20T20%3A11%3A26Z&ske=2025-03-21T20%3A11%3A26Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=JcP/1e/whb/INeWeYhmxVFVPkbdtH8GWXC7alDq0laE%3D
eekay: Lol eekay: You have an addiction jakecrewa: @Xylotile cap Xylotile: @jakecrewa ab what Xylotile: ek i need a skin bro jakecrewa: It’s not two guys being horny jakecrewa: Its one guy being horny about someone else and sendimh his intrusive thoughts to his pal Xylotile: boys being boys Xylotile: you have to understand my "intrusive thoughts" are banter jakecrewa: Doesn’t mean they’re not intrusive Xylotile: aight then Xylotile: we aint boys anymore Xylotile: i see you jakecrewa: Finally Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ok-sad-baby-disappointed-no-gif-7556577 CaMelon: Yo guys, just popping in to say happy Veterans Day. Huge shout out to @eekay for his service to this country. o7s in the chat boys. No game November day 3 going strong. 💪💪🏻💪🏼💪🏽💪🏾💪🏿🦾 ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: o7 Xylotile: wait u no gaming cameron? Xylotile: w8 nvm im dumb as hell eekay: lets go eekay: ErfBundy: POGGG ErfBundy: Thats like my overall grade lmao jakecrewa: Gavin what math are you taking? ErfBundy: Calc one I think ErfBundy: Ye ErfBundy: Shit my grade is actually exactly 58 let’s go ek ErfBundy: Honestly I just don’t do the work. I low key hate math but my parents told me I should do something with math since I’m good at it when I try ErfBundy: But I decided I hate it too much so I’m gonna do gen eds at lake land and go from there eekay: kinda same eekay: i like math eekay: but i still dont do the work jakecrewa: Yeah that’s pretty smart. I’ve kind of discovered the same. Just because I’m decent at it doesn’t mean I like it so I don’t really try in the class lol eekay: i think not trying has different definitions to you and me Xylotile: @eekay u just cool jakecrewa: I’ve done the bare minimum in my calc class. I guess that’s what I mean ErfBundy: Yeah you guys mean by not try you do bare minimum I hardly do anything lol eekay: yeah i need to start doing the homework again ErfBundy: But you right jake that’s exactly what I mean. Like I’m decently good at math when I put myself too it but it’s not something that interests me so I like don’t care if I do good or not jakecrewa: Mega calculator eekay: yeah ive got no chance on trasnfering to u of i at this rate ErfBundy: Fuck that lmao eekay: my gpa wont be terrible but i doubt it will even meet the cutoff for ee transfers ErfBundy: U of I is too much work ErfBundy: True lol ErfBundy: Imma just go to SIU or something probably eekay: ill prolly just stay here ErfBundy: But yeah im done with math shiz it’s not fun and i suck at it ErfBundy: Eiu isn’t bad tho EK ErfBundy: Like doing all your schooling there might be better than transfer honestly ErfBundy: Although I’ve heard and seen that the culture at EIU kinda blows eekay: lol what culture eekay: its not a factor to me eekay: i dont leave my room ErfBundy: The gays are taking it over bro eekay: fuckin prussia can come takeover eekay: as long as i have internet idgaf ErfBundy: They gonna make you homo too dude
eekay: can i ask you how many years of practice would it take you to beat 10 year old magnus carlson eekay: i didnt ErfBundy: Brother ErfBundy: There ErfBundy: You said “literally” impossible ErfBundy: Which isn’t true ASlowFatHorsey: If I really tried and focused solely on that I think in 5 years I could do that maybe even sooner tbh eekay: thats insane ErfBundy: Correct your statement eekay eekay: ok so when i say impossible you can assume i mean practically impossible or in other words highly highly unlikely ErfBundy: No you said “literally” eekay: and wasnt is 10yo magnus that drew vs gary kasparov? ASlowFatHorsey: I mean maybe it would take longer eekay: then i was wrong ErfBundy: Meaning definitely impossible eekay: congratulations ASlowFatHorsey: But that dosent matter eekay: you win ErfBundy: Now you can move on eekay: maybe i should specify win ASlowFatHorsey: We are talking about if it is possible or not eekay: i mean win a multigame match ErfBundy: Still possible eekay: like if he was world champ at 10 and you were challenging ASlowFatHorsey: For a avg person to reach intellectual heights eekay: how long would it take you to be truly better than 10yo magnus ASlowFatHorsey: Dosent matter eekay: lets say 13 cuase thats when he drew gary eekay: but you said talent just let you learn faster ASlowFatHorsey: It is within the possibility of my life time ErfBundy: Fax ASlowFatHorsey: Yea true eekay: have you considered that over a proffessional scientist of mathemitician's career of 50-60 years, that learning faster (if thats all intelligence does) means a less talented person couldnt even learn as much eekay: they wouldnt even have time ot learn everything the smarter person did before dying ASlowFatHorsey: I think it becomes easier for the average person the more they learn about a subject ASlowFatHorsey: Like for learning a language for instance eekay: maybe we should specify how impossible we are tlaking ASlowFatHorsey: Once they get past the 3rd or 4th language they become increasingly good at learning languages fast eekay: would you care to give odds on a 100iq person winning a fields medal ErfBundy: You can’t measure that eekay: measure what? ErfBundy: Odds on that eekay: im asking him to estimate so we are clear on what level of unlikelihood means "practically impossible" ASlowFatHorsey: Well if that average person was learning the mathematics, their iq would almost certainly increase eekay: can i get odds ErfBundy: Impossible to calculate that eekay: its called estimating ErfBundy: Bad question ASlowFatHorsey: I’d say the likely hood for even genius’s to get a fields medal are astronomically low eekay: true eekay: which is a good point eekay: i guess the measure is how many times more likely are you tog et it if you were a genius ErfBundy: Not possible to calculate eekay: lol are you baiting here ErfBundy: Just stating truths eekay: why u trying to derail the conversation eekay: you are once again correct ASlowFatHorsey: The avg person could become a genius in math if trained eekay: you win again i just cant keep up with this guy here ErfBundy: Clearly ErfBundy: You just keep hypotheticaling things tho and that’s got nothing to do with it ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe sooner in your life time you would get it ASlowFatHorsey: But I’d still say if given the time the odds would level out
CaMelon: take it up wit the ceo of restrooms ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz men and women have different genitals for 1, secondly it would be a sexual harassment nightmare eekay: I don't see the issue with the first and I don't see the second being true jakecrewa: The perpetual bait jakecrewa: By Ethan K Hadley ASlowFatHorsey: ^^ eekay: there used to be different bathrooms becuase they werent private places eekay: i dont see how people are more likely to be harassed in a bthroom then anywhre else Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384 eekay: do you think peple who feel like molesting somebody wouldnt defy the sacntity of the other gender's bathroom? eekay: like rapists cant go into the girls bathroom without an invitation like a vampire? ASlowFatHorsey: Ur really bored huh ASlowFatHorsey: Ur monthly grass touching is past due eekay: i was just thinking about it last night and i dont get why its necessary eekay: wondered if anybody here could provide an insight eekay: that i missed eekay: but no sign of intelligent life anywhere eekay: like usual ASlowFatHorsey: Cope some more eekay: so youre telling me youve got no other reasons eekay: thats what always happens eekay: somebody presents an argument eekay: i respond eekay: THEN im baiting when they have no response eekay: not from the start ASlowFatHorsey: You cant convince a dumbass of anything ASlowFatHorsey: Also dont feel like engaging with u eekay: u just became suddenly disinterested after presenting your first argument eekay: interesting ASlowFatHorsey: Yes, cuz i dont want to argue over pointless gamings, im done now eekay: but you did argue eekay: then changed your mind? eekay: why type in the first place eekay: if you didnt just get mentally obliterated eekay: then decide to leave ASlowFatHorsey: Whatever keeps ur boat afloat eekay: copium overdose eekay: call ems eekay: eekay: ddd grind paying off eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: U masturbate with a single finger? eekay: adorable eekay: i can masturbate with none ASlowFatHorsey: I didn’t realize it was named no dick December eekay: but the way i click i do it with my arm ASlowFatHorsey: ? eekay: i dont bend my fingers to click eekay: i vibrate my arm/wrist ASlowFatHorsey: Oh Ight jakecrewa: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: classic ploy for attention 🙄 CaMelon: Gosh dang it I was just about to fall asleep eekay: the christmas alert sounds are horrible eekay: jumpscare Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: @Xylotile kick this man Xylotile: Left the group. eekay: W CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/so-tired-blinking-wide-awake-red-eyes-gif-14234560 CaMelon: MAKE IT STOP CaMelon: Ahahfhdkvienslsichrb eekay: Added Xylotile to the group. Xylotile: @Joguitaro leader pog Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. Xylotile: Minecraft? eekay: so are you done with finals already? eekay: answer me now CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/ignored-ignore-davy-jones-dies-ignore-me-gif-23355109
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/fail-meme-epic-embed-gif-19473600 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gypsy-crusader-caption-joker-meme-gif-20224902 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924 ASlowFatHorsey: Camel do you just have your notifications on for embed fails? CaMelon: ye ASlowFatHorsey: 🕵️ Xylotile: @jakecrewa has a weak mental eekay: ? CaMelon: ? CaMelon: ? eekay: ? CaMelon: ? CaMelon: ? ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/lol-mia-question-mark-league-of-legends-missing-gif-17055335 eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: ______+ eekay: guys i need a picture of myself for the group presentation im doing ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: thats a good option eekay: id like to kepe my arms in tho eekay: lookin kinda big eekay: eekay: this one maybe ASlowFatHorsey: Ok atheist ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: eekay: i climbed that eekay: ill call it a v6 eekay: im a v6 climber right ASlowFatHorsey: V2 good job bud eekay: lol eekay: ok hers my point eekay: if i put a picture of jcin the power point eekay: who gonna know??? jakecrewa: jakecrewa: @Xylotile you see they’re making a how i met your father? eekay: as very good option eekay: eekay: how about dis doe jakecrewa: Gonna be a no from me. eekay: might honestly go with the piper perri pic eekay: the crossleg one CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696 eekay: the one jake sent CaMelon: thats ethan hadley eekay: piper perri is the girl from that image CaMelon: what eekay: CaMelon: 🥷 eekay: me when i see @Joguitaro trying to climb CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-lol-mia-lol-ping-league-of-legends-mia-missing-ping-gif-17055191 eekay: eekay: how about this CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: One to the right CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/alderiate-league-of-legends-lol-video-game-gameplay-gif-17148661 ASlowFatHorsey: Then you get a ektragedy eekay: eekay: how about this one ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/fail-child-fly-bed-gif-4264674 CaMelon: mfw disney land CaMelon: all ek know is lose 20 puund and go to disney land eekay: eekay: i like this one a lo eekay: eekay: like how i supposed to follow this ASlowFatHorsey: CaMelon: increase swag lvls CaMelon: pic with wife harlan eekay: wait camel do you have that pic with harlan
jakecrewa: Did any one you guys have instructional breaks this week? We had today and yesterday off eekay: not this week ASlowFatHorsey: we get 1 day eekay: we call them wellness days ASlowFatHorsey: on a wednesday ASlowFatHorsey: 3 times ASlowFatHorsey: a month apart ASlowFatHorsey: really cringe Xylotile: yeah we call them wellness days too jakecrewa: We actually call them unwellness days eekay: i thinkt hey did it instead spring break so people dont travel jakecrewa: They are designed for us to sulk and repent ASlowFatHorsey: only reason Xylotile: they said not to increase workload the day before and after ASlowFatHorsey: or study and do homework like a fucking normal day eekay: omg xylotile at 15cs/min eekay: hes so cracked ASlowFatHorsey: cuz prof have stuff literally the next day Xylotile: but i had two midterms the day before eekay: @jakecrewa do they work Xylotile: Xylotile: they changed the icons eekay: ok Xylotile: why did they make them darker jakecrewa: Of course, I’ve done 19 Hail Marys today jakecrewa: Yeah one of my professors refused to change a due date yesterday and got reported by half the class for abusing the instructional break Xylotile: lol eekay: lol Xylotile: olo eekay: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn jakecrewa: lol is a space invader ship and olo is a cock and balls change my mind jakecrewa: Putting that in a poster and sitting in the union eekay: bro shut the fuck up eekay: i cant unsee it ASlowFatHorsey: Olo is handicap symbol wachumean eekay: lol eekay: jc have u ever cried at a movie Xylotile: Cringe Xylotile: Shut up bro jakecrewa: As a child I think so, but then I grew up and stopped being gay eekay: lol jakecrewa: Have you Xylotile: I don’t think he would have asked that question if he didn’t Xylotile: Jc what’s ur phone wallpaper eekay: i cried about wall e Xylotile: An anime? CaMelon: ek out here crying at harrypotter in 2021 Xylotile: You cried about an anime jakecrewa: Home Screen or main screen eekay: i dont understand question Xylotile: Ym Lock Screen or Home Screen? eekay: @jakecrewa u wot jakecrewa: Yes lock or home eekay: 😐 Xylotile: Considering we’re not in middle school Xylotile: They should be the same eekay: i watched it in my dorm late last year on a twitch stream Xylotile: @eekay you cried due to an anime Xylotile: Cringe Xylotile: eekay: haha yup :D Xylotile: Imagine doing that Xylotile: Couldn’t be me jakecrewa: That is a freezing cold take there @Xylotile jakecrewa: About the wallpapers Xylotile: What’s ur Xylotile: wallpaper Xylotile: Both Xylotile: Retard jakecrewa: Your lock and Home Screen should be two different things Xylotile: That is a lie Xylotile: But ok eekay: jc is ur major interior decorating eekay: what a female take Xylotile: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNJluSKgktL/?igshid=qqjo567e1oam eekay: mine are same
eekay: lol eekay: have you seen that vid wirth audio Xylotile: yes eekay: a bit hard to watc eekay: h eekay: do you guys think Xylotile: shut up man eekay: i could make a bot eekay: where you just put it in a minecraftw orld and it beats the game Xylotile: i really doubt it Xylotile: isnt a lot of it situational eekay: watchu mean Xylotile: bad guy Xylotile: what do i do Xylotile: me want to sleep Xylotile: no bed nearby Xylotile: what i do eekay: it will see the crean and repsond to things eekay: it can think you moron its not a wind up action figure Xylotile: it cant think Xylotile: dummy eekay: :| Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/tpn-thepromisedneverlands-emma-gif-19069481 Xylotile: ek who is that Xylotile: u know Xylotile: u fucking weeb eekay: idk any of their names Xylotile: emma bro Xylotile: ffs Xylotile: u especially should know that Xylotile: or how they say it. ehmmah eekay: i dont remember anybody's name unless ive watched the things 5 times CaMelon: YES CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587302610864832532/801272596959330324/1609661301253.gif jakecrewa: A couple of years ago i think there was a u of I prof that got fired for supporting Palestine lol eekay: i dont understand the controversy eekay: why are the brown people mad at eachother CaMelon: eekay: lol Xylotile: as a brown person i do not know Xylotile: although i may be the wrong brown person you're talking about eekay: wrong brown Xylotile: yep lol eekay: @Xylotile can u not do this? eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTuts6Ns_SU&ab_channel=ComedyCentral jakecrewa: A bunch of governments pretty much recognized Israel as Zion or the land of the Jews even though Palestinians had been living there for centuries. Middle easter Jews think Israel is theirs and Palestinians think it’s theirs. eekay: are they stupid or something eekay: zion is like an hours drive from charleston Xylotile: LMAO jakecrewa: Lol facts Xylotile: @ekers eekay: imma let u take this one Xylotile: you just cant do it Xylotile: face it eekay: ur right man Ant: Xylotile: this man is ripped Xylotile: @eekay that vid was kinda cringe ngl Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker how do you do hs man Xylotile: i cant believe i did 7 hours of school each day for 4 years lol Xylotile: my longest day is 5 hours and its hell CaMelon: very encouraging words eekay: I'd take 10 hr of hs per day over 3 hr of college clases Xylotile: lol true Xylotile: college classes suck Xylotile: but like 10 hours jakecrewa: Mrs Barger: 😍 😍 so true Xylotile: lol what a man Xylotile: im rich and ur not Xylotile: fuck you Ant: Like I’m gonna take lessons on financing from someone who went bankrupt in real estate Xylotile: bro its ok jakecrewa: Yeah his whole point is “just be rich already”
eekay: eekay: lololol eekay: amazing ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: looks like withers with those cheekbones ASlowFatHorsey: Rare dalle w ASlowFatHorsey: Lose points for no mole wrenchbreaker: wtf jake crewa appearance ASlowFatHorsey: Already gone ASlowFatHorsey: Like a fart in July eekay: but we'll always have black female abe lincoln to remember him by eekay: Pinned a message. ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle abreHAM Squealon FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-qp1NJHwt7qxmyyUoletABCLD.png?st=2024-09-20T22%3A58%3A28Z&se=2024-09-21T00%3A58%3A28Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-09-20T23%3A47%3A08Z&ske=2024-09-21T23%3A47%3A08Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=8YKxfDfwk91cFi1mDjMq16Sjc/qVbDv6gG1p3fyK7kY%3D wrenchbreaker: john hinckley is a bard now from what ige heard eekay: lol eekay: lolol jakecrewa: lol jakecrewa: What's up Lahiru how is the university of illinois champaign urbana ASlowFatHorsey: !dalle aberdolf Lincler FriggBot2000: . . . eekay: lol FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-NYTRNu7GJ2Heb1xrAJnRCfiX.png?st=2024-09-20T23%3A34%3A03Z&se=2024-09-21T01%3A34%3A03Z&sp=r&sv=2024-08-04&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=d505667d-d6c1-4a0a-bac7-5c84a87759f8&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-09-20T23%3A11%3A09Z&ske=2024-09-21T23%3A11%3A09Z&sks=b&skv=2024-08-04&sig=aeImX1CkUgcDzXoAhs7qPgqXDyl9b6FL312%2BKvOwzGg%3D
eekay: !gpt who can i train wands with in wow classic in orgrimmar. im a resto druid FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: In World of Warcraft Classic, unlike modern versions of the game, the use and training of wands are specific to certain classes and not druids. As a Restoration Druid, you do not have the ability to use wands in the Classic version of the game. Wands are primarily for classes that use ranged magical attacks like Priests, Mages, and Warlocks. Druids are more geared towards using melee weapons like staves, maces, and daggers, along with their various shapeshifting forms and powerful spells. If you need weapon training for those types of weapons, you can visit a weapon master in your faction's major city. In Orgrimmar, there are several weapon masters you can consult: - **Hanashi** – He can train you in Staves. - **Sayoc** – He covers Thrown Weapons but not relevant for druids. - **Arnok** – He handles general weapon training but does not teach wands to druids. For your purposes as a Restoration Druid, Hanashi would be the one to visit for training in Staves if you haven't already mastered their use. If you find yourself wanting to experiment with other weapon types that druids can wield, it’s worth visiting these trainers to see what they can offer within your class restrictions. eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-waiting-check-watch-gif-27333543 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ASlowFatHorsey: 8 Xylotile: ok so 9:30 then dont game ASlowFatHorsey: I can stay up late Xylotile: YAY Xylotile: Xylotile: eekay: eekay: Xylotile: @eekay ? eekay: nah eekay: @Joguitaro https://www.amazon.com/WD_BLACK-SN770-Internal-Gaming-Solid/dp/B09QV5KJHV/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1XZU4FYJ85U4P&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.BdIR2PIRAgjtpo5Zc4spLLXONYRzZqhK3OXQOLhuZRLAQKxRGtjoM1wQ71Zq2uXgQP6xUrbAZshC-lG5zHFwpfKWQKViafVhU0y8CfNKiASvnP-C8LaC2S5IT5m0W1L1eC6748MyozZzGZ9-5bdL9oAILUXdQ2eyXo2xFXNanQyQau7S2lhV8i0F6m8oSfwh3wEqkd_yW1p0jcLAoU23HMmFFhI9uy00wlito-Nu1lc.ySMYPfezBwJ1oCKNbcenYF76AIff2Zf7-IXmCFP_lJc&dib_tag=se&keywords=2tb+m.2&qid=1724503265&sprefix=2tb+m.2%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-1 ASlowFatHorsey: Erm ASlowFatHorsey: Rorington dlc coming out in 3 days eekay: https://tenor.com/view/give-me-give-it-to-me-not-playing-hand-it-over-give-it-here-gif-4575914747970682174
Xylotile: im gonna coom irl when i see "Goblndeznuts has reached level 60!" Xylotile: when did u train herbs egay eekay: it didnt tell me to i jsut did it Xylotile: ya eekay: idk like level 13 Xylotile: im not training first aid Xylotile: why did u do it Xylotile: dont you heal urself eekay: absolutely train first aid eekay: it doesnt use mana Xylotile: y Xylotile: but i can eat bread Xylotile: can you do it in combat? eekay: not in combat dipshit eekay: yes u can do it in combat Xylotile: why u calling me a dipshit eekay: becuase you are trying to defy the arrow eekay: just follow the fucking arrow Xylotile: erm ok Xylotile: can you share your rested guide with me Xylotile: i dont wanna py eekay: no its linked to my battlenet id Xylotile: thats fine just give me your battlenet eekay: sure $1k Xylotile: people be crying about skull rock lmao Xylotile: any watchers Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @eekay how much would you pay for a bg3 got eekay: you mean bg3 set in got world Xylotile: bg3 got yes eekay: eh its already pretty similair eekay: bg3 in cyberpunk would be cooler Xylotile: Xylotile: @eekay > eekay: yes Xylotile: did u run into these quests eekay: yes plenty eekay: sometimes it says be careful sometimes it says "dont do it unless ur in a group of 3" or smtyhn eekay: i do what the arrow says Xylotile: you do the group of 3 by urself? eekay: no i get in group if it tells me to Xylotile: o ok Xylotile: dude my heart starting racing in the cave lol Xylotile: idk if i can handle this eekay: its a scary cave just pay attention eekay: stop typing so much eekay: actually eekay: im closing chat ASlowFatHorsey: Yapper syndrome eekay: yeah he been talking way too much lately eekay: no joke eekay: irl and in chat ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta get him 3 courses of warhammer 40k lore to keep him busy eekay: i know 0 warhammer lore eekay: but i like those astartes videos ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that’s what I mean ASlowFatHorsey: Just watch 1 video ASlowFatHorsey: And that’ll take 3 days to watch eekay: yea i could watch those on repeat ASlowFatHorsey: Cleanly animation ASlowFatHorsey: Would u get the game? ASlowFatHorsey: I really want to eekay: the one that came out a few months ago? ASlowFatHorsey: Yea Xylotile: Sorry I’m talking to my roommate Xylotile: The other one is pushy whipped 24/7 eekay: there is such a thing as too much talking Xylotile: I probably interact with you at most 10 times a day and there two line conversations ASlowFatHorsey: Bro my weight has not changed at all ASlowFatHorsey: I’m hoping my weight loss is being mitigated by muscle growth ASlowFatHorsey: But idk eekay: what have you been eaTING AT Xylotile: Probably newbie gains are op ASlowFatHorsey: 2.5k ASlowFatHorsey: Tehe eekay: yeah theres your problem eekay: 25 thousand calories a day Xylotile: 2500 is a lot lol
eekay: idk what kinda breaking bad back alley vaccines xylotile is using Xylotile: If you have the vaccine Xylotile: @eekay no I’m talking about covid itself eekay: oh Xylotile: Ur saying getting it won’t be bad Bc ur already quarantining Xylotile: Basically right ASlowFatHorsey: i can see that ASlowFatHorsey: not having to quarentine eekay: im saying im at low risk of complication if i get it and low risk of contracting it in the frist place Xylotile: Thanos killed iron man? eekay: :| ASlowFatHorsey: true but if you still go to inperson calsses and go to work ASlowFatHorsey: so Xylotile: ^ Xylotile: And it still fucks you yp ASlowFatHorsey: its still worth Xylotile: I don’t think people understand how much it can do to you lol Xylotile: Yep 100% Xylotile: Did he not kill iron man Xylotile: Like in the comics jakecrewa: William is a Facebook spiritual crystal mom confirmed Xylotile: JC didn’t you almost did of it Xylotile: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: thats actually the scary thing nobody knows the ong term health effects of covid Xylotile: Die* Xylotile: Mf had heart issues after eekay: i understand it sucks but like theres old people and people with diseases and i get it now beucase im a "higher education worker" Xylotile: Same happened to Paul @jakecrewa ASlowFatHorsey: very little is known about it still it is hard to say eekay: i just feel like i should be lower on the list and mostly im lazy Xylotile: Pretty sure they already have it ek CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133 Xylotile: Ah Ight ASlowFatHorsey: they have gotten it long before you broski jakecrewa: Nice HIPAA violation man @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: they were the first to get it Xylotile: @jakecrewa I’m no doctor Xylotile: I can preach the gospel Xylotile: Ap did you see the uni opened it up to everyone Xylotile: Next email I’m gonna try to get an appointment ASAP jakecrewa: I thought you were taking about the vaccine fucking you up that’s why i called you a crystal mom ASlowFatHorsey: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: its going to be a cluster fuck Xylotile: @jakecrewa no lol Xylotile: I haven’t gotten it yet eekay: bro dont take it eekay: im only conscious for 13 more hours before the microchips take over eekay: i feel them already Xylotile: 13? More like 3 lol jakecrewa: It hasn’t really been a clusterfuck here and we have quite a few students. You guys shouldn’t be that bad if they have good plans Xylotile: No like trying to get an appointment Xylotile: Because for us they send out a mass mail ASlowFatHorsey: yeah, tbh one of the draw backs are the government controlled microbots that you get with it eekay: ok are slashsh humbel brahg Xylotile: And appointments go live eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey theya rent like the captain microbots eekay: way shittier Xylotile: Shut up ek Xylotile: Hey ek question bro ASlowFatHorsey: crax Xylotile: Ek ek Xylotile: Bro Xylotile: Bro Xylotile: Question Xylotile: Question eekay: Xylotile: No correlation eekay: ok jakecrewa: I think that means he’s in love with you Xylotile: Ight
Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: man where you at ErfBundy: Yo fence hopper we playing games or not? @Xylotile Joguitaro: 😳 ErfBundy: It’s ok I’m part Mexican eekay: knew it ErfBundy: I’ve heard plenty of border jokes so I’ve done my prejudice time Joguitaro: but actually tho where you at @Xylotile ErfBundy: Fax ASlowFatHorsey: That moment when the mf be optically inactive Joguitaro: That is so fucking true ErfBundy: That’s some high effort photoshop lmao Joguitaro: y'all have no idea how funny this is eekay: ? eekay: ErfBundy: Imagine using wiki to understand ErfBundy: Fucking small brain homunculus ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Fax Joguitaro: That is what I call an S tier meme Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ErfBundy: Gg Xylotile: My fault Xylotile: Ok I game Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 112 minutes. ErfBundy: Ok Xylotile: Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-meme-john-xina-gif-23649557 ErfBundy: Warzone at 10:30? Joguitaro: ok ErfBundy: @Xylotile ErfBundy: Aight he’s gonna be MIA for 15 business days eekay: @Joguitaro take a pic of your hand eekay: to compare after you get strong Joguitaro: Joguitaro: Should be paying me smh eekay: lol Xylotile: Cant Xylotile: That looks like AP’s hand eekay: not irl eekay: tayor has some victorian maiden hands Joguitaro: Partially the chalk lol Joguitaro: @Xylotile can we game pwease Xylotile: No means no man Joguitaro: 😦 ASlowFatHorsey: Add about 99% more fur then ur getting somewhere Joguitaro: lol Joguitaro: fur eekay: why on earth is picking your nose gross but blowing it isnt eekay: picking is surgical you get in get what you need and get out ErfBundy: Admission of guilt lmao eekay: yeah i pick my nose all the time eekay: idgaf ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/nose-picking-stay-classy-gif-12856486 ErfBundy: I respect you for that tbh eekay: i mean can you honestly say that its less gross to like in class eekay: get up out of your seat and walk over to the tissues eekay: and blow your nose like a wet soggy trumpet so everybody can hear the fluid as it comes out eekay: literally turning your mucous into an aerosol mist and spraying it into the room ASlowFatHorsey: That’s why the tissue is there man ASlowFatHorsey: So u don’t snot rocket everyone in the room ASlowFatHorsey: Crazy how that works eekay: but still theres the sound and you know the tissue doesnt catch all of it
ASlowFatHorsey: That’s a shit ton of caffeine Xylotile: 400 is too much whatchu mean Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: 225 mg consistently every day can be a lot Xylotile: im like half of whats considered healthy ASlowFatHorsey: It’s not just on what may be healthy for a day ASlowFatHorsey: But also what you do consistently to your body eekay: safe =/= healthy ASlowFatHorsey: That’s also true eekay: and also if it was the preworkout that youve been taking for a whiel then why it onmly start recent jakecrewa: Rookie numbers tbh Xylotile: @eekay thats why im not too worries ASlowFatHorsey: Also heart palpitations are not a good thing Xylotile: and i switched the brand ASlowFatHorsey: If it continues Xylotile: so maybe their caffeine is more effective Xylotile: b/c the one ive been using cost about half of the one i purchased this time Xylotile: ive been meaning to go to the doctor b/c of my shoulder Xylotile: now i have another reason Xylotile: might make an appointment soonish eekay: doctors are fucking pointless eekay: if they know everything eekay: then why there so many of them Xylotile: lol jakecrewa: Not to make this convo about me but just crunched the numbers and I usually intake ~ 430 mg of caffeine a day. Should probably stop Xylotile: yeah i couldnt sleep last night b/c my shoulder hurt like a bitch Xylotile: and my left tricep Xylotile: too Xylotile: my entire arms were fucked Xylotile: @jakecrewa nasty fuck eekay: dang ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus chrisltler Xylotile: how many hours do you sleep a night bro eekay: xylotile says he get good cs but he actually meant complaints/second eekay: crazy ASlowFatHorsey: Lol jakecrewa: I pop a melatonin and get about 9 hours every night Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey do you think me eating around 150g of carbs a day leads me to sleep 9 hours? Xylotile: im basically on a low carb diet jakecrewa: Functioning purely on medication and nothing natural Xylotile: as you should Xylotile: @jakecrewa is melatonin the move Xylotile: my pillow sucks ass Xylotile: i feel like im in a jail cell eekay: omg eekay: xylotile at 12 cs/min rn ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think carbs have anything to do with your sleep bro Xylotile: its literally a piece of paper lol eekay: world recordc ?!?!??!?! Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey energy Xylotile: u stupid ASlowFatHorsey: That is not how that works jakecrewa: It makes you tired in the morning but just cancel it out with caffeine. Also some people get depressed taking it too much because it stops seratonin or dopamine or one of those two jakecrewa: Crazy ass lucid dreams though Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey having less energy throughout the day = your body needs more sleep Xylotile: @jakecrewa is a lucid dream where u know its a dream and u control what happens? ASlowFatHorsey: Not always the case bruv Xylotile: i had one during my nap jakecrewa: Yes Xylotile: i was asleep and i knew i was asleep ASlowFatHorsey: Too much sleep can = lethargic Xylotile: it was crazy jakecrewa: Those are the best eekay: @Xylotile u mean right now? Xylotile: i like "woke up" and saw everything around me Xylotile: but i knew i wasnt awake
eekay: CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: mega calc CaMelon: CaMelon: CaMelon: wrenchbreaker: ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay @Joguitaro civ gamins? eekay: i have queue timers for civ eekay: left to many bot games ASlowFatHorsey: not surpirsed eekay: @wrenchbreaker been leg gaming at all? eekay: becuase we have playtime requirements here eekay: it is a lol gaming discord wrenchbreaker: i played a match and tried aram today eekay: a match with bots? ASlowFatHorsey: ek you see the title wrenchbreaker: no i queued lol ASlowFatHorsey: i dont see lol gamings eekay: damn lahiru already on that ranked grind eekay: yeah you just need to play a lot and youll start getting gud eekay: i tihnk learning what allt he other champs do is probabyl the hardest part early on eekay: @wrenchbreaker wahat is league name wrenchbreaker: i think its just wrenchbreaker eekay: ok senyt you fgriend request eekay: i think Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes. eekay: ur a retard wrenchbreaker: what eekay: xylotile not you lol Xylotile: Oops Xylotile: i didnt read chat lol Xylotile: i just called ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/wsXhk1xmYAI ASlowFatHorsey: this is so good lol eekay: i watch every single all gas no brakes video eekay: within 5 minutes of release eekay: fucking amazing man ASlowFatHorsey: mega fax Xylotile: @eekay all gas no brakes videos are so retarded Xylotile: resident sleeper Xylotile: the videos are so fake, you're stupid if you think the vids are fun eekay: ? eekay: is this about anime? Xylotile: no lol Xylotile: i just dont like them eekay: thatsa not true youre making fun of how i shit on anime eekay: right? ASlowFatHorsey: your joking right ?? ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile eekay: hes obviously trolling Xylotile: they're just dumb eekay: or just baiting an argument Xylotile: i tried watching the covid beach one ASlowFatHorsey: obvi his vids are at least s tier eekay: ap eekay: shutt he fuck up dude eekay: hes argument baiting for no reason lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449 CaMelon: Yeah all gas no break is pretty normie tbh eekay: see that is better bait eekay: still not gonna bite though Xylotile: i got too excited 😦 CaMelon: It’s not b8 m8 CaMelon: eekay: literally camel rn CaMelon: Nice bait CaMelon: Redditor eekay: lol ok CaMelon: Lol ok eekay: i think camel's command of the english language is fading eekay: he needs an increasing amount of images to communicate ideas CaMelon: Nice bait CaMelon: Not falling for it CaMelon: This ones going in the ekhadley cringe compilation for sure eekay: whya re you just trying to troll me eekay: dont you ahve homework or something Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/baby-sad-cry-tears-gif-6165001
ASlowFatHorsey: That’s why we are asking if you are going to get tested eekay: do peole get it and not have symptoms the entire time they are infectous? ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah they can eekay: do that happen eekay: hmm ASlowFatHorsey: They can also have it for a while and be infectious before showing symptoms eekay: how long can you be infectious after contact with somebody ASlowFatHorsey: Well it depends on how much virus you got but it can be weeks of being infectious ASlowFatHorsey: The average is about a week or two eekay: hmm eekay: aigh eekay: t eekay: i still dont think im gonna get testedw ASlowFatHorsey: Umm then we can’t hang out eekay: aight ASlowFatHorsey: At least I won’t eekay: or i could not go lol ASlowFatHorsey: That’s kinda gay eekay: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Why would we wanna hang out and not have the entire gamings game ASlowFatHorsey: Makes no sense eekay: is it better than doin nothing eekay: or to do it with me ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhhhh not really eekay: or do nothing ASlowFatHorsey: It’s not like it’s that fucken hard to do eekay: getting tested? ASlowFatHorsey: It’s like going to vote eekay: well eekay: didnt do that either ASlowFatHorsey: Very minimal effort is need to get tested ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: we know how i feel about putting forth minimal effort ASlowFatHorsey: But doesn’t mean you still don’t have to do things that require minimal effort ASlowFatHorsey: Yk it’s not funny at all that you’re acting lazy af ASlowFatHorsey: It’s mainly super cringe Xylotile: Wait wait Xylotile: Ek Xylotile: If no one is at your dorm Xylotile: Lan party ASlowFatHorsey: If he gets tested eekay: 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 Xylotile: Go get tested tomorrow eekay: no Xylotile: Results back in a few days Xylotile: LAN party gamings ASlowFatHorsey: I legitimately don’t understand ASlowFatHorsey: It is not that fucken hard ASlowFatHorsey: To go to Sarah bush ASlowFatHorsey: Then hang out eekay: ok listen here eekay: no stop typing eekay: now eekay: listen ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: leaving the house to get tested is a risk eekay: im already quarantinging for the rest of the fuckins emester eekay: cause we online now eekay: so you want me to risk infecting others or contracting it from somebody eekay: just to hang out when we all sposed to quarantine ASlowFatHorsey: False ASlowFatHorsey: It is not a risk it you take the proper precautions eekay: every time you do it it is a risk eekay: and hanging out, even if ige t tested, is a bigger risak than geting tested eekay: by a mile ASlowFatHorsey: In the most technical sense it is eekay: zackly ASlowFatHorsey: However we all socially distance and where masks ASlowFatHorsey: Which make the risk near 0 eekay: now the real reason im doing it is becuase i am lazy but that is a logical counterpoint ASlowFatHorsey: Not really ASlowFatHorsey: Because the risk is near 0 eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Literally splitting frog hairs ASlowFatHorsey: Just to compensate for complete laziness ASlowFatHorsey: For no reason ASlowFatHorsey: When we all could have a good time and game if you just tested
ASlowFatHorsey: Whennn i wannnna Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/its-a-classic-rudy-elmore-jr-luke-tennie-players-its-quintessential-gif-26278257 ASlowFatHorsey: I got shit to see places to do ASlowFatHorsey: Called doing nothing at all eekay: ? Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thor-haha-classic-too-funny-chris-hemsworth-gif-17203441 Xylotile: Xylotile: Guys what champ is this eekay: shurima champ eekay: umm eekay: nvm ixtal champ eekay: its qiyana Xylotile: Is it really eekay: oh eekay: no probably not eekay: just going off the ixtal symbol and the thighs Xylotile: This is a fucking problem man eekay: thats my guess Xylotile: How we not know what it is without it’s face eekay: whos we Xylotile: Everyone eekay: whers it from? Xylotile: Idk eekay: where did you get it Xylotile: Weddit eekay: is that all the context you are gonna give me Xylotile: Yes eekay: it looks like fan art i dont think its in the game Xylotile: It’s shack Xylotile: Shaco Xylotile: eekay: oh its eekay: femboy shaco? ErfBundy: ErfBundy: Jynxzi out here making moves man ErfBundy: Say goodbye to your XQC empire eekay gonna have to switch streamers man eekay: thats crazy acutally eekay: did this guy come out of nowhere or has he been streaming a while ErfBundy: He’s been streaming for a little while but not super long ErfBundy: Kinda blew up over last year or two tho ErfBundy: And the vtuber above him had a subathon so like ErfBundy: For him to be that close is kinda crazy I feel eekay: has he done subathons? ErfBundy: Nope eekay: how many viewers he usually get ErfBundy: Uhhh ErfBundy: Usually when I tune in it’s around like 20k eekay: why so many subs ErfBundy: Last night he had 22 when I went in ErfBundy: I’m not sure tbh eekay: i guess just a more focused audience ErfBundy: I mean you get a charm in game if you sub but like eekay: ohhhh ErfBundy: It’s a charm of his logo so like eekay: so its all bots farming cosmetics like tf2 eekay: only way hed beat xqc eekay: clearly botting mnystery solved ErfBundy: No lmao Xylotile: Who the fuck is ironmouse ErfBundy: Vtuber eekay: pedo streamer ErfBundy: I think she just does variety shit Joguitaro: Jynxzi is cool. T1 of siege Xylotile: Taylor shut up Xylotile: No one cares about ur opinion. Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/tired-bored-boring-die-suicide-gif-19713333 Joguitaro: Find one of these Joguitaro: Put it to good use Joguitaro: You deadbeat Xylotile: Dead beat? Xylotile: Kys loser Joguitaro: I hope some cannibal boils you alive and fillets you into the 10 billion course meal you are Joguitaro: Fatty Xylotile: Shut up man Joguitaro: You are a plague amongst civilization
ErfBundy: no but i did talk about the stocks ErfBundy: and GameStop so i guess that counts Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/stonks-up-stongs-meme-stocks-gif-15715298 ErfBundy: precisely CaMelon: close enough Xylotile: https://youtu.be/v1TWvXwgKr0 CaMelon: oh gosh ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon who’s gosh? CaMelon: Joe ASlowFatHorsey: Joe who? ASlowFatHorsey: O frick mb guys got frogleted again CaMelon: Joe nuts ASlowFatHorsey: joe buts ASlowFatHorsey: joe sus ASlowFatHorsey: joe lux is inting mid Xylotile: Ap are you ok? ASlowFatHorsey: O.o eekay: nice bait xylotile Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? Xylotile: ?????????????????????????????????????????? CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey does this mean TF2? ASlowFatHorsey: not yet still got fluids to do CaMelon: igh CaMelon: t Xylotile: Yo what the fuck Xylotile: I feel assaulted wtf eekay: stfu or u will be Xylotile: Im here taking a shit and some dumbass decided to look over the stall to check if someone’s using instead of looking for shoes or feet at the bottom Xylotile: I coulda had my dick in my hand eekay: asserting his dominance Xylotile: I’m about to go report this man to my RA Ant: Maybe he needed some tp eekay: if ur scared you deserve to be Xylotile: I didn’t get a chance to look at him cuz I was on my phone Xylotile: I just heard him giggle a little Xylotile: Like negro Xylotile: YOU peeked over CaMelon: Kill him CaMelon: jk CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey gmn? ASlowFatHorsey: still working ASlowFatHorsey: ill let you know when i can game CaMelon: alright CaMelon: auto filled jg twice in a row eekay: LOL eekay: but u a jger CaMelon: but I wanna play top eekay: well at least u can play it eekay: how is ur mmr eekay: what do uj lose/gain CaMelon: idk CaMelon: +22 last game CaMelon: idk what lose it CaMelon: is eekay: daaaaammmmn eekay: respectable ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon wgmn CaMelon: @nah CaMelon: yuh CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: @Xylotile eekay: i only ever get them in non melee playthroughs
eekay: im g3 leo eekay: got it today ASlowFatHorsey: Oh eekay: not hardstuck eekay: just unlucky eekay: thats why it took 50 games to get out of g4 ASlowFatHorsey: But ur going to demote tho eekay: lol eekay: ur sweating ASlowFatHorsey: I mean no division promos ASlowFatHorsey: And it took u this long to get to g3 ASlowFatHorsey: Well gl brother eekay: https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-insane-crazy-gif-21485232 eekay: "i could still be higher rank than ek" ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: I’m not hardstuck* eekay: im not asshole ASlowFatHorsey: Then let’s see it eekay: i will eekay: ill be g2 end of week eekay: plat by next ASlowFatHorsey: Alrighty then ASlowFatHorsey: Holding u to that eekay: diamond4 end of season eekay: masters end of next eekay: ek roadmap eekay: yeah it was about 75 games in g4 eekay: ouch eekay: wtf u cant prowlers onto minions now eekay: i hate assasins as much as the next guy but that was cool ASlowFatHorsey: Yup ASlowFatHorsey: They nerfed it pretty hard eekay: yeah i knew about the numbers changed eekay: but didnt know about minions eekay: have you seent he sion prowlers combo ASlowFatHorsey: Yesh eekay: no more ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda sad eekay: bausffs gonna demote fromt his eekay: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Ad sion ;legit cant game anymore eekay: man imagine if baus went sunfire every game eekay: rank one inside a week eekay: he just hard trolling lol ASlowFatHorsey: Easily ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah he likes playing full ap gragy ASlowFatHorsey: Now ASlowFatHorsey: And quinn eekay: quinna lways seemd like a strange pick to me eekay: sion and gragas are useful from 0/8 eekay: they have crazy cc and damage no matter what ASlowFatHorsey: She scales incredbly. Hard eekay: yeah i spose eekay: but quinn cant soak up pressure like sion and gragas eekay: which is like his main thing eekay: split and draw pressure form objectives eekay: and die in the process ASlowFatHorsey: Like every game ive seen him feed one he gets enough gold through minions he 1 shots eekay: yeha hes good on it eekay: just a strange pick for his style ASlowFatHorsey: Ig i dunno he likes playing 1 shot champs like gragas quinn and used to be sion did that eekay: yeah lethality and ad sion one shots as hard as quinn ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah eekay: and quinn ult means he can be everywhere at once eekay: i spose its alla bout map contorl ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb eekay: i think petu needs to seek mental help eekay: why is he doing so many troll builds lately lol eekay: like shen doesnt need theorycrafting its broken ASlowFatHorsey: Ik fucking galeforce shen ASlowFatHorsey: Like ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/nick-young-question-marks-what-excuse-me-huh-gif-4486363 ASlowFatHorsey: Ig he just dosent like playing broken shen b;uilds
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: that is ridiculous eekay: this is prime disagree-with-ek syndrome Xylotile: ^^ ASlowFatHorsey: What right do we have to say that one life is more important than the other ASlowFatHorsey: No it’s not that eekay: idk what a right is Xylotile: Cows have more complex thoughts than bees eekay: where should we go to find our rights Xylotile: Bee should die instead of cow eekay: yes eekay: the form of suffering bees can experience is just of less importance ASlowFatHorsey: I mean who should get the say that one thing lives and another should die Xylotile: Are we also taking into account how their deaths will happen eekay: us Xylotile: You can’t really squish a cow eekay: we should make calls that prevent the most suffering Xylotile: That’s the whole argument eekay: and in this hypothetical, you are th eone who gets to say eekay: you have to make a decision and refusing to think about it just causes extra suffering Xylotile: Hes stumped eekay: hes just making sure theres no microbes on his keyboard before he types his response eekay: who is he to murder a living thing just to respond in a digital chatroom ASlowFatHorsey: Was walking home eekay: likely story ASlowFatHorsey: Hush lil pup I’m reading rn eekay: reading what ASlowFatHorsey: How do you know that for sure ASlowFatHorsey: The messages ASlowFatHorsey: The correct answer is that you cannot eekay: i meant that the cows suffering/death should matter more than the bees death Xylotile: ^^^^ ASlowFatHorsey: In what way ASlowFatHorsey: Ur just saying that lol ASlowFatHorsey: With no explanation Xylotile: Cow more complex thoughts and feelings Xylotile: Bee less eekay: it has a more complex brain, it can feel things differently ASlowFatHorsey: Pain is pain ASlowFatHorsey: Death is death ASlowFatHorsey: Not complex Xylotile: Why are you taking this stance Xylotile: It’s lowkey cringe as fuck ASlowFatHorsey: lol Xylotile: All life is impotent, ofc it is Xylotile: You’ll leave it to a coin flip then? eekay: pain is not really pain eekay: there is a spectrum of how damage to the body is felt eekay: across oragnisms of differnet complexity ASlowFatHorsey: Im just saying we don’t have the authority eekay: also the corrolary of that is that youd flip a coin to decide to kill a human and a cow eekay: man there is no fucking authority Xylotile: ^^ eekay: no authority doesnt mean we shouldnt think about it Xylotile: Ap we’re not actually going to kill a bee and a cow ASlowFatHorsey: lol Ik eekay: would you flip this coin? eekay: if pain is pain eekay: or a human and a bee ASlowFatHorsey: If we don’t consider biases of us being humans ourselves ASlowFatHorsey: Yes I would flip a coin eekay: jesus christ man eekay: why ASlowFatHorsey: Obviously in a real life scenario I would choose human life eekay: ??? ASlowFatHorsey: But in this hypothetical where we can discard out attachments eekay: ????????? eekay: im asking what you would do in real life Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/funny-laughing-hysterically-crying-gif-21624342
Xylotile: *goes invis* Xylotile: enhancemnet is absoulte dog Xylotile: if i want sham ill need to go elemental eekay: How is it dog Joguitaro: okay im straight wowing my shit Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Rogue? eekay: best buy has same motherboard so fuck it Xylotile: lol are you going back eekay: They eekay: Yeah* eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey megamoo ASlowFatHorsey: I mooed Xylotile: I don’t think we should level together Xylotile: Tiggy is prolly already level 8 Joguitaro: i am lol Xylotile: lol are u a rogue? Joguitaro: i'm following the rxp guide Joguitaro: yeah Xylotile: Undead? Joguitaro: nah troll ASlowFatHorsey: I think dez should be on ur chin but u don’t see me yammering on about it Xylotile: Ew that just seems wrong Xylotile: Rogues are only undead Joguitaro: trolls are just good idk Xylotile: Yeah true berserk is op Xylotile: You wouldn’t start a new character with us right? Joguitaro: the passive hp regen is nice too Joguitaro: prolly not Xylotile: Cuz if you’re just gonna play rogue then I’ll stick to my mage ASlowFatHorsey: I’d pref at least one gayming kitten to lvl with Xylotile: I think egay is fs making another account eekay: https://tenor.com/view/reporting-for-duty-my-liege-david-crane-frasier-at-your-service-anders-keith-gif-13423107993463991570 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440 eekay: i douibt it is eekay: but this shit feel faster Joguitaro: cause progress feels a lot more meaningful eekay: no i mean my pc Joguitaro: ope Xylotile: I mean it should be right eekay: but the levelling does feel fast rested xp is crazy Xylotile: Ddr5, better cpu eekay: i feel like stuff hasnt gotten faster to the point where it feels differnet just doing random desktop stuff in like years eekay: its not 1980 you dont double in speed every 2 years Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thomas-moore-gif-23137016 eekay: yeah this cpu is fasrter just tested it eekay: with the puzzle solver eekay: well the cpu+mobo+memory is faster eekay: 160s -> 84s Xylotile: Damn that’s huge did Xylotile: Dif Xylotile: What puzzle solver did you use Xylotile: I wanna try mine eekay: huh eekay: i ran the one i made Xylotile: Oh eekay: `git clone https://github.com/ekhadley/puzzle` eekay: and you gotta download the images but eekay: i would be interested to see how yours does though eekay: eekay: nice eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey wowing tonihgt? Xylotile: eh too much work Xylotile: lol skill issue eekay: yeah it woud be eekay: ill probably try updating the bios Xylotile: lmk how you did that Xylotile: idk how to eekay: i think i saw mine has intel microcode version 11
eekay: you gonna streamsnipe him if you catch up? Xylotile: c'est possible bruder eekay: i know you would eekay: i would eekay: but ill never be out of fuckin brronze for the rst of my life eekay: hardstuck bronze 4 Xylotile: i Xylotile: know Xylotile: a Xylotile: guy eekay: it gets harder and harder to say no after every game ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what she said Xylotile: cmn eekay: ive just been failing with the pma Xylotile: all the cool kids are doing it Xylotile: ill let you carry eekay: no they arent Xylotile: ill play with one hand eekay: lol Xylotile: one hand and an eye patch eekay: ill duo with you if you put keyboard on right hand and mouse on left ASlowFatHorsey: Hey xyotile I know a guy if you get hard stuck d2 eekay: lol eekay: i vow eekay: i will not sleep until i get bronze III eekay: after tonight eekay: or until i demote and uninstall ASlowFatHorsey: Wait did you drop to bronze 4 again Xylotile: dude i can get you to silver Xylotile: TODAY eekay: yeah i mean 2 ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: fuck you zamojski eekay: ill report your smurfs to riot games ASlowFatHorsey: Get reckt ek Xylotile: shhh ASlowFatHorsey: Nice op champ eekay: ok ive been flaming a lot though recently eekay: i need to restart the pma ASlowFatHorsey: The candles the burn twice as bright only last half as long eekay: i actually slammed my desk so hard my computer crashed eekay: woah 5Head eekay: true Xylotile: aidan is a fucking poet holy shit ASlowFatHorsey: 📠 eekay: wait i think ive heard that on the quote of the day eekay: did you write that AP? ASlowFatHorsey: No purely original ASlowFatHorsey: By me ASlowFatHorsey: No one else eekay: damn eekay: wisdom Xylotile: mans got that from reddit ASlowFatHorsey: Definitely didn’t get it from a futurama episode Xylotile: r/quotes Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/quotes/comments/49pv6t/the_flame_that_burns_twice_as_bright_burns_half/ eekay: yo did you guys see nightblue is queing for adc Xylotile: yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Srsly ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: hye inted and went back to jg eekay: yeah Xylotile: honestly hes only doing that because he cant get out of diamond as a jgler Xylotile: and is trying to make up an excuse ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: He’s so tilted eekay: he is eekay: hes going to end his life ASlowFatHorsey: True lol eekay: do you think he'd continue the challenge if nb actually ff'd himself? Xylotile: ofc Xylotile: t1 would be making jokes ASlowFatHorsey: No question eekay: lol Xylotile: first time zyra support on my smurf boys Xylotile: im doing fill to challenger eekay: lol eekay: go stoneplate first item eekay: trust me Xylotile: zyra? eekay: yeah Xylotile: ok eekay: its some secret ek technology eekay: lolo t1 soft inting rn eekay: actually zamojski
Joguitaro: @ErfBundy hurry before your food becomes my food 😈 ErfBundy: Omg lmao ErfBundy: I didn’t even notice lol ErfBundy: Coming now eekay: dang eekay: id tip for this level of service eekay: personal discord dm when food is reasy ErfBundy: For real eekay: and called u a retard eekay: perfect Joguitaro: Yeah expecting at least a $10000 tip eekay: @Joguitaro when u gettin on that deepcock? Joguitaro: Every time I see a rock and stone reference it brings me back in a little bit closer eekay: bro eekay: im down to grind that cock with u eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ????? ASlowFatHorsey: do u even need to ask eekay: @Joguitaro when ASlowFatHorsey: new game modes and new weapons added since the last time u guys played Joguitaro: Me not off work yet eekay: thats why i say when eekay: when? ASlowFatHorsey: 😶‍🌫️ Joguitaro: Maybe a bit later. Wanna play d2 for a bit eekay: later today or later in our lives ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro wgmn Joguitaro: Like 4 Maybs ASlowFatHorsey: d2 nightfall before depcoc ASlowFatHorsey: ? Joguitaro: I’m down ASlowFatHorsey: rn? ASlowFatHorsey: are u done with ur shift? Joguitaro: Heading home now ASlowFatHorsey: ight Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 154 minutes. eekay: why are there no skins that change your champs gender eekay: those would sell like crazy ErfBundy: True Joguitaro: @eekay Joguitaro: deep Joguitaro: cock Joguitaro: get some of that eekay: all u had to say 😈 Joguitaro: good good Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/the-mask-shocked-jim-carrey-awooga-gif-5428977 Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/wolf-aoogah-awoogah-awooga-love-gif-19805850 Xylotile: Leg soon? 🥺 Xylotile: LEGGG ASlowFatHorsey: coc soon ASlowFatHorsey: as in ASlowFatHorsey: rn Xylotile: Coc? eekay: deep cock Xylotile: Cringe Xylotile: When are you guys done eekay: homophobe eekay: we are done now eekay: ap had "familial gamings to attend to" eekay: when u can game today Xylotile: I probably can’t later tonight Xylotile: But I can now Xylotile: Bed eekay: O.O eekay: nah not rn eekay: space it out Xylotile: Bruh Xylotile: I can’t Xylotile: I have something at 7 eekay: then no more today7 Xylotile: Ok Xylotile: Xylotile: i love waiting in queue for 5 minutes to end up getting my secondary role Xylotile: SHIT GAME Xylotile: Xylotile: called it eekay: wdym secondary eekay: oh eekay: you queue mid? Xylotile: yes eekay: wannabe Xylotile: havent gotten mid in 3 games eekay: mid experience though
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy ASlowFatHorsey: i think they got shaq fu in the bill nye vs issac newton one ASlowFatHorsey: *neal de grasse tyson CaMelon: I would if I wasn’t working on a paper Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy Xylotile: leg Xylotile: No leg rip eekay: what do you guys think about a champ where you cant see their items Xylotile: Would that be the point of the champ eekay: element of surprise\\ eekay: thats just their passive eekay: or you couldnt see their runes CaMelon: Do u guys think the mayo clinic is an acceptable source for a school paper? CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @CaMelon yes CaMelon: Alright eekay: id say so Xylotile: ranked grind baby Xylotile: @eekay playing norms Xylotile: beta Xylotile: FUCK Xylotile: i report illaoi for taking ghost heal but she changed sums at the end Xylotile: oops ASlowFatHorsey: Mayo clinic is one of the most renown hospitals in the country so def ASlowFatHorsey: Rip CaMelon: bruhhh idk if im gonna be able to sleep tonight CaMelon: need some soap for my eyes bruh ASlowFatHorsey: Tape your lids open ASlowFatHorsey: Y cant you sleep ASlowFatHorsey: Paper? CaMelon: hunter biden harddrive leaks CaMelon: many pp pics ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Srsly y tho CaMelon: that is the reason ASlowFatHorsey: How did i know you were going to say that ASlowFatHorsey: I bet you are going to name your first born child reddit CaMelon: why sthat mang Xylotile: it feels so good playing ranked Xylotile: teammates are so good eekay: i assume that sarcasm Xylotile: can we get in call please Xylotile: i have to show yuo guys something Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 94 minutes. Xylotile: Blue screen 😭 eekay: eekay: eekay: eekay: 14 games today btw eekay: my life is so sad eekay: 4 ranked losses CaMelon: The grind is real ErfBundy: @eekay did you gain like any lp? ASlowFatHorsey: Guys it actually exists wtf ASlowFatHorsey: Just saw the trailer mega cringe tbh eekay: @ErfBundy negative eekay: it was a total L CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey I think it’s on Netflix ASlowFatHorsey: Rlly? Honestly might peep it for shits and giggles eekay: this is the top result for feels good man on netfliz eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Lol CaMelon: Maybe not then Xylotile: fellas can you guys check if there was a semi final game today Xylotile: pls tell me if they played Xylotile: dont spoil it pls CaMelon: As far as I can tell there was one 9 hours ago Xylotile: ok ty
eekay: what how he switch majors after 4 years Xylotile: !gpt3 senior and this is my first year in journalism. i have been a student at this school for 4 years. i like to play sports, listen to music, and hang out with my friends. i like to play basketball and football. FriggBot2000: i am a member of the track team, and i am also in the marching band. Xylotile: !gpt3 hold up, aint you FriggBot2000: that guy from that one thing? FriggBot2000: Yes, I am that guy from that one thing. Xylotile: 😐 eekay: hes that guy pal ASlowFatHorsey: !gpt3 idk if u know this or not but yeah, I am a certified gaming apparatus, i can FriggBot2000: play all the games, I am a pro at it, I can talk about all the games, and I can even tell you how to beat the games, it is all up to you, I can also teach you how to beat the games, if you want to know how to beat the game, I can teach you, I can even beat the game myself, I can even beat the game in a single day, I can even beat the game in a single hour, I can even beat the game in a single minute, I can even beat the game in a single second, I can even beat the game in a single millisecond, I can even beat the game in a single nanosecond, I can even beat the game in a single picosecond, I can even beat the game in a single femtosecond, I can even beat the game in a single attosecond, I can even beat the game in a single zeptosecond, I can even beat the game in a single yoctosecond, I can even beat the game in a single Planck second, I can even beat the game in a single jiffy, I can even beat the game in a single shake, I can eekay: lol eekay: ap is gpt's worst nightmare ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ig i should try for gdq next year eekay: lol certified gaming apparatus eekay: get that on a tshirt eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey so you said you got some chalk leftover or what eekay: casue otherwise you gotta order it or we usin the free chalk ASlowFatHorsey: I have some left over ASlowFatHorsey: But not much FriggBot2000: enough? eekay: you guys think i could walk to urbana ASlowFatHorsey: Id think youd give up after about 10 miles eekay: i really want to try this eekay: i bring my pads to sleep on eekay: 3 days 6 hours of walking per day ASlowFatHorsey: I mean if u sectioned it out over a few days it out maybe you could eekay: lol yeah obviously ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly better to be like 5-6 days eekay: i cant walk for 17 straight hours eekay: man 6 days? eekay: if im walking 17 minute miles thats just over 1000 minutes of walking ASlowFatHorsey: U know urbana is like 65-70 miles away eekay: its 60 eekay: rounding to 5 its 60 ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah also i dont think u know how hard it is to keep moving every day after barely sleeping on a shitty surface to continue walking painfully another 10 miles eekay: im sure i am underestimating yeah eekay: but i wanna know what i can do ASlowFatHorsey: Ive done a lil bit of mega walking days eekay: i never have eekay: and ive slept on the pads its not bad ASlowFatHorsey: And it is fun and games until ur chafing urself to death eekay: i dont imagine there will be fun or games ASlowFatHorsey: And u have to carry all of ur provisions ASlowFatHorsey: On top of the pads eekay: provisions
Xylotile: Holy dick eekay: yea i forgot ap was the one complaining not u ASlowFatHorsey: 🗣️ eekay: ima pink him anyways eekay: ping ASlowFatHorsey: Yappin like a bunch of small dogs ASlowFatHorsey: Yipyap ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro have u studied at all yet? Joguitaro: ive been studying a bit tonight ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: How u feeling Joguitaro: if i study not bad i think. got 10/10 on last hw so that's an omen Joguitaro: just need to lock in ASlowFatHorsey: I did too but uh Ngl the practice exam 3 a lil scary Joguitaro: haven't looked at it yet ASlowFatHorsey: I think this exam won’t be as bad as the first one but I twill def be worse than the second ASlowFatHorsey: Dms eekay: @Xylotile dms holy fuck ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile I dont often say this ASlowFatHorsey: But Jesus fucking Christ ASlowFatHorsey: For once in ur life Xylotile: Alright Kys Xylotile: All of you Xylotile: Especially @wrenchbreaker ASlowFatHorsey: Too far eekay: not far enough (arcane) FriggBot2000: me rn: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bMfKi.gif Joguitaro: me when i arcane all over FriggBot2000: me rn: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bL287.gif eekay: floatin Joguitaro: im bout to arcaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FriggBot2000: this is just like arcane fr FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bSeBi.gif ASlowFatHorsey: Arch anane FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bMjZv.gif eekay: um eekay: ok good eekay: i wonder im not sending at the gym (arcane) FriggBot2000: this is just like arcane fr FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/j6Az6qRa2yu.gif eekay: true Joguitaro: me when i when (arcane) FriggBot2000: my honest reaction to that information: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bOm18.gif eekay: ap doing random bullshit while im screaming beta at him FriggBot2000: my honest reaction to that information: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bUlhS.gif eekay: sex (arcane) ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: u parried my message eekay: sex (arcane) FriggBot2000: me rn: FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bMjMo.gif eekay: fr ASlowFatHorsey: Can confirm eekay: ap (r) fuckin all (n) the time FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bSnsi.gif eekay: umm eekay: 😼 ASlowFatHorsey: Uh police eekay: turning himself in ASlowFatHorsey: Reporting for intentional eating ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/ai-with-the-braids-drip-dawg-dog-with-drip-gif-21235529 ASlowFatHorsey: Dont even trip dawg ASlowFatHorsey: Dont even sweat it
eekay: so 13-19 no school for me eekay: or no 11-19 eekay: cause weekedn before and after eekay: so yeah we good Xylotile: Yeah but I figured why not miss a day or two of school for $200 cheaper flights Xylotile: No school on Thursday for me and I can skip Friday eekay: yeah nothing thurs for me Xylotile: Actually I might have a test the last Friday Xylotile: I can check later today eekay: yeah i have no idea what ill have eekay: might not be skippable eekay: not sure id skip even if nothing was going on Xylotile: Lol really eekay: yeah Xylotile: Omg omg Xylotile: Chess Xylotile: Dudeeeeeeeee eekay: yes? Xylotile: GM vs GM Xylotile: OMGGGGGGGGGG eekay: a gm playing a gm is not notable eekay: but they are like 2 top 10 players eekay: well 1 top10 and a wc ASlowFatHorsey: Gaming chair from ikea is pretty comfortable ngl eekay: goofy as hell ASlowFatHorsey: Hits the spots eekay: tell me the incline is adjustable ASlowFatHorsey: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t need it ASlowFatHorsey: It was free so I’ll take it Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey you get the gamings set up? ASlowFatHorsey: I mean i didnt bring my pc so all i got is my mac ASlowFatHorsey: So yes ig if i wanted to leg i could Xylotile: Do it Xylotile: I watched a bit of the last of us show yesterday Xylotile: Very good eekay: never seen the game story right? Xylotile: no but i know what happens early game2 eekay: lol yeah eekay: who doesnt eekay: yeah shows pretty good eekay: try taking a shot every time a kid dies Xylotile: lol Xylotile: the plane scene was pretty cool eekay: i thought it was a bit much eekay: i like a subtler breakdown of society in apocalypse shit Xylotile: spoiler eekay: ? Xylotile: jk Xylotile: the granny was p scary Xylotile: ngl eekay: tru eekay: the mouth fronds are a creepy addition Xylotile: Hi Xylotile: When Xylotile: Wgmn eekay: any climbers eekay: lonely session today nobody gonna watch me send this 8 Xylotile: Nopeeeee Xylotile: What time does the gym close eekay: 10 weekdays 12 weekends ASlowFatHorsey: Poop! eekay: understood eekay: @Xylotile watched more lou? Xylotile: Nope Xylotile: Not yet eekay: get caught up eekay: now. Xylotile: Nah eekay: just watched the menu eekay: pretty fun eekay: a lot like the hunt Xylotile: I was thinking about watching it eekay: its worth ASlowFatHorsey: Eh it was ight ASlowFatHorsey: Solid 7 id say eekay: U seen the hunt ap? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah eekay: Similar vein eekay: Probably better version ASlowFatHorsey: Cook makes meal for rich people then kills them eekay: Where it has a message but it's funny enough that you can watch u and not care eekay: Well yeah that's a plot synopsis ASlowFatHorsey: Ingot Xylotile: Ap u still jet lagged? Xylotile: Weather is nice right now 🙂 Xylotile: is that ezra dude still the flash
CaMelon: Gottem jakecrewa: Maybe he’s been wanting to transition for a while and you just empowered (her) Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: eekay: @wrenchbreaker what tf this is eekay: wrenchbreaker: uhh wrenchbreaker: not a language i recognize lol wrenchbreaker: google translate says its romanian lol Xylotile: They’re saying sus eekay: WEIRDOS jakecrewa: Ek is too much of a simpleton to appreciate post modern humor such as “19” ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/jerry-smith-pluto-is-a-fucking-planet-bitch-rick-and-morty-gif-10933429 eekay: eekay: laugh eekay: laugh now eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey a decent stage 1 eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eekay: i should prolly just reset right eekay: new game eekay: not even worth playing ASlowFatHorsey: Ok ASlowFatHorsey: Are you like a direct descendant of rngesus? eekay: lol eekay: i might be eekay: i got one from a large crate and one from normal crate eekay: apparently getting 2 legendaires from that is a 1/500 ASlowFatHorsey: Ehhh no 1/177,000,000,000 ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda bruh moment tho tbh eekay: lol eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey im abotu to die eekay: with 2 legendaires on stage 1 eekay: i went to void after stage 1 and i barely sirvived last cell vent by the skin of my dick eekay: im fucked ASlowFatHorsey: Double sided coin eekay: yeah what tf am i sposed to do when they all have 5 teddy bears eekay: thats like a 60% blockc ahcne ASlowFatHorsey: Also i will hire a wizard to turn you into a horcrux if you die s1 eekay: lol eekay: i have 2 more vents to do eekay: im hitting number 8 now eekay: wish me luick eekay: eekay: fucking hell eekay: im not even gonna try to fight eekay: im just gonna run around and heal eekay: ... eekay: umm eekay: so eekay: bad news Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: I can’t tell if the animations are bad ASlowFatHorsey: Huh Xylotile: For black clover ASlowFatHorsey: Its good sometimes ASlowFatHorsey: And sometimes its doodoo ASlowFatHorsey: Depends on how important the episode is Xylotile: I see eekay: @Joguitaro hey eekay: didnt you go on a date recently Joguitaro: Big brain strategy to cheat on proctored exams. Just turn brightness all the way up on light mode Joguitaro: And not recently no eekay: a few weeks ago Joguitaro: Nah probably haven’t for a month cuz break. Y tho? eekay: ok nobody asked man eekay: nice flex eekay: just looking for attention eekay: jkjkjkjkkj eekay: was he from tinder Joguitaro: She lol eekay: woah really? Joguitaro: Y u ask eekay: you really movin up in the world Joguitaro: Just tryna give me attention eekay: was just wondering cause you said something about it a wihlea go eekay: then never mentioned itagain eekay: actually you dont re really mention anything here
Xylotile: 11 works fine with me Xylotile: @eekay the only thing that looks weird is thing coming out eekay: ITS A CME eekay: oops caps eekay: Xylotile: I know it looks weird tho eekay: you think it should be brighter? eekay: like more glowy Xylotile: Are both explosions connected? Xylotile: It is it two separate ASlowFatHorsey: solar flare ErfBundy: Dope eekay: they go along magnetic feild lines which meet up eekay: i ened to redo the whole sun it looks like shit Xylotile: I like it eekay: ok but look at this one eekay: eekay: the farther you get away from the screen the better it looks eekay: the farther you get away from the space one the more the sun looks like a plate of spaghetti ASlowFatHorsey: tbh it looked like a rasberry filled doughnut ASlowFatHorsey: that was also the sun ASlowFatHorsey: spaghetti ASlowFatHorsey: kind of eekay: lol eekay: and the cme is the raspberry filling coming out ASlowFatHorsey: yeah eekay: lol im redoing the whole thing ASlowFatHorsey: it loks good tho so eekay: just the sun i mean ASlowFatHorsey: o ASlowFatHorsey: i mean ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: are the colors better in this one or the frist eekay: Joguitaro: That’s better ASlowFatHorsey: colors are better eekay: aight eekay: should i use those for the sholw thing? eekay: the ones i used for the cme ASlowFatHorsey: looks like sun doing ymca ASlowFatHorsey: jk ASlowFatHorsey: pretty gamin eekay: eh we'll see eekay: better? eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: if you were going for a red dwarf or giant then yes Xylotile: I like it ASlowFatHorsey: its pretty good eekay: thats what i was thinkin eekay: it looks a bit less hot eekay: a bit more gas giant than star maybe ASlowFatHorsey: no like red giant star is what i meant ASlowFatHorsey: it looks pretty hot i think ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: yeah ik eekay: but arent they cooler stars? eekay: like tempwise ASlowFatHorsey: thats true ASlowFatHorsey: thy do produce less heat eekay: i think its better than the first one at least eekay: no more reaspberry tho eekay: maybe it strawberry ASlowFatHorsey: it def looks better eekay: heres a fucking question though eekay: nvm eekay: figured it out Xylotile: When we gaming Xylotile: 11? Xylotile: @Joguitaro ping status? Joguitaro: Good I think Xylotile: What’s the question ek eekay: how many licks tro the center of a tootsie pop Xylotile: 😦 ASlowFatHorsey: you lick tootsie pops? ErfBundy: We gaming around 11??? ErfBundy: Im home I closed omega fast so I just gotta do a quick test then I’m good Xylotile: Dowb ErfBundy: what Joguitaro: Wgmn? Xylotile: i dont feel like gaming eekay: me have tiomers Xylotile: jk we gaming Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 126 minutes. Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: ek doesnt want to game
Xylotile: like when people look at kr winrates eekay: well we off to a great start eekay: eekay: hardest counter first game eekay: im about to opgg the enemy team eekay: been a whiel since i done this Xylotile: i always do it Xylotile: im playing agaisnt my elo rn eekay: well the annie is level 30 so eekay: might be first ranked game ever i think she just looked up swain counter eekay: im playing against silvers eekay: dude why am i so nervous lol CaMelon: U need some brewsting? eekay: we brewsting ouraselves eekay: annie afkd after i killed her once CaMelon: bro bet eekay: CaMelon: L Xylotile: i am getting carried the FUCK out of this game Xylotile: lol Xylotile: jg gap eekay: yeah mine was kind of uneventful eekay: annie afk at like 5 minutes eekay: solokilled once eekay: like i think it was first time annie and got killed when she counters me eekay: mental boom eekay: whats ur kda @Xylotile Xylotile: 5/3/4 Xylotile: not bad Xylotile: but not enough to make me feel like i did something in the game eekay: yeah same eekay: 1/0 and they ff at 10 min /shrug Xylotile: it feels like im just there for the ride Xylotile: huh Xylotile: Xylotile: we take those Xylotile: Xylotile: yeah i just got carried Xylotile: cameron which one is ur main account CaMelon: JelliedJam Xylotile: THERE SHOULD BE A LEAGUE PASS Xylotile: FOR THE SEASON CaMelon: Jelly is highest ranked tho ErfBundy: You are placed closer to your last rank william Xylotile: Wym ErfBundy: Like instead of starting you lower in the placements ErfBundy: They put you closer to your last rank is what they said ErfBundy: Also no promos for divisions but promos for different ranks Xylotile: From last season? ErfBundy: Ye Xylotile: From s10? ErfBundy: Yeah ErfBundy: So you will probably be high plat or diamond by the end of them eekay: but you skip all promos in placements right eekay: and get like 50 per win Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: Not 50 Xylotile: But really high ones ErfBundy: There is no promos for placements I’m pretty sure Xylotile: I’ll probably end up p2 Xylotile: Around there eekay: i got 50 for the last 2 Xylotile: Oh lol ErfBundy: You should get around 50 for almost all right? eekay: i thought so ErfBundy: I think they place you a little lower ErfBundy: And then give you hella elo if you can prove you belong there ErfBundy: So makes sense ErfBundy: Is it just me or does mundos vgu look kinda gross? eekay: didnt see it eekay: do you get triumph healing for killing an aniv or zac wwith passive? ErfBundy: Probably ErfBundy: ErfBundy: When he uses r his shirt rips off and he gets bigger eekay: wtf eekay: he looks like a zombie from dirty dancing ErfBundy: I know lmao ErfBundy: I’m gonna have to wait till tomorrow for placements I think big sad Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: Promise ever land s2
Xylotile: They started kissing, I skipped two minutes forward, and vi started going down on her Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631 ASlowFatHorsey: Xylotile: Do your students say goon ASlowFatHorsey: Always Xylotile: lol Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023 Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: What’s mans tryin to say Xylotile: Ap how did you get fridge salvages? I just got enough rep and got them for free Xylotile: But felt like I was exploiting ASlowFatHorsey: Nah that’s honestly the best way ASlowFatHorsey: U can also get them from raiding abandoned fridges Xylotile: Yeah but I heard it’s like a 15% chabce Xylotile: With an hour + of work ASlowFatHorsey: Yea ASlowFatHorsey: Best to do it with rep Xylotile: we're all waiting for a boss spawn eekay: lol eekay: eekay: what is this goonies ass backstory Xylotile: lol wtf Xylotile: i wonder if they're still friends FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/v0U3hIjtEF7.gif Xylotile: 😐 Joguitaro: @eekay when's the first big filter for deaths in hardcore. I'm sick of all these players flooding the zones eekay: i dont think there is one eekay: the guide wont take you to a big filter Xylotile: You’re gonna run into a lot of people using the guide lol eekay: i alwayts like seeing other players more the better Xylotile: Everyone’s using it eekay: yeah Xylotile: @Joguitaro u in da barrens yet? Joguitaro: yeah Joguitaro: its awful eekay: i fuckin love the barrens Xylotile: What level are u Xylotile: It’s ok Joguitaro: 15 Joguitaro: 5 other players on my screen at all times ASlowFatHorsey: i like how jo hasnt participated in this chat in 10 weeks Xylotile: yeah its crazy full Xylotile: @Joguitaro do you have class later Joguitaro: no Xylotile: or is your girl coming back before 4 Joguitaro: no Xylotile: ok then get ready for the gym Xylotile: lets go Xylotile: we doing back and triceps Joguitaro: also no Xylotile: we leaving in 15 minutes Xylotile: i gotta poop Xylotile: why not Joguitaro: that's not how i wanna spend my free time today Xylotile: being with your girl is also free time man Xylotile: you just chose that Xylotile: anywhomst Xylotile: can you game with ap later? Joguitaro: i should be able to yeah Xylotile: hugeee Xylotile: 7-8? @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: man i wanna buy vr Xylotile: ill buy one with you Xylotile: the quest? eekay: no a good one eekay: the beyond eekay: bigscreen beyond ASlowFatHorsey: ill see it when i believe it ASlowFatHorsey: ok Xylotile: What time Xylotile: wait are you home rn? Xylotile: also it doenst matter if tiggy wants to game with us because he'll always be ahead
eekay: computers just turned off i guess Joguitaro: Hmmm I know mine shouldn’t have eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ CaMelon: I think If there is no voice activity it just boots you out CaMelon: Someone needs to put their mic next to a fan or something ASlowFatHorsey: Doesn’t discord block out noise like that CaMelon: Depends ASlowFatHorsey: Ight eekay: when ranked does start CaMelon: Probably next month eekay: dick eekay: ok eekay: CaMelon: whats that eekay: the faceswap detected the dogs dick and switched them CaMelon: oh CaMelon: what the eekay: CaMelon: 4 man? CaMelon: @eekay @Joguitaro @Xylotile Xylotile: Baba Joguitaro: me down Xylotile: Maybes eekay: :/ eekay: eekay: we gotta finish the harry potters today\ Joguitaro: true CaMelon: then start soon CaMelon: otherwise thats not gonna happen eekay: ok after this game eekay: if erbody here CaMelon: i need to play 3 mote league games so i can get my orb CaMelon: i didnt know nexus blitz was back Xylotile: Oh so y’all watching Harry Potter instead of gaming? Joguitaro: its a marathon bro Xylotile: Idc I’m just asking Xylotile: Y’all do what u want CaMelon: nexus blitz? Xylotile: Down Joguitaro: gaming? CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 754 minutes. CaMelon: gamin CaMelon: @ErfBundy gmaing? ErfBundy: Are we gaming? CaMelon: yuhh CaMelon: nexus CaMelon: blitz ErfBundy: What’s that CaMelon: league game mode ErfBundy: I’ll just get on give me two secs CaMelon: ight Xylotile: I’ll try if I can get on eekay: u on that hp grind? Xylotile: Wha eekay: harry potter Xylotile: Me no Xylotile: U guys yes Xylotile: Are y’all playing league? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: Xylotile: ek do u not wanna play league with us or blitz eekay: i dont want play blitz eekay: id game normal Xylotile: kk eekay: yall see that clip though ASlowFatHorsey: y'all gmainin ASlowFatHorsey: ?? eekay: ooh Xylotile: yes eekay: we can start hp after they finish they game ASlowFatHorsey: ight eekay: we have 10 hours of movies left lol eekay: 599 minutes ASlowFatHorsey: jesus eekay: yeha ASlowFatHorsey: i kinda wanna reread the rest of the books before watching them eekay: Xylotile: ek Xylotile: nexus blitz eekay: no ErfBundy: someone should hire you ek Xylotile: cracked at fortnite my guy eekay: ikr Xylotile: Xylotile: Joguitaro: @eekay Xylotile: eekay: ? Joguitaro: @eekay Xylotile: Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey CaMelon: https://rave.dj/ eekay: Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey Joguitaro: Interwebs is being ass
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505 eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/rocket-launch-moonfall-lift-off-blast-off-take-off-gif-23690002 Xylotile: pumping eekay: its back to my number 1 Xylotile: did u see spacex's recent launch Xylotile: p cool eekay: launch or landing Xylotile: landing eekay: yeah Xylotile: it wasn't really a grab mid air eekay: amazing shit Xylotile: just landing from nose cone eekay: ja Xylotile: still insane though i don't understand how precise it needs to be eekay: pretty precise i imagine lol eekay: compared to the distnaces it has to travel over the whole trip eekay: kind of want to return blondie but i feel like an asshole for it Xylotile: idk tbh eekay: idk what Xylotile: if u are an asshole for giving her back Xylotile: !lp xylotile FriggBot2000: xylotile is in Emerald II at 15 lp with a 0.667 wr over 15 games Xylotile: ye ye ASlowFatHorsey: Ek if you return blondie they will put the cat down ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what happens when you return animals to shelters 99% of the time eekay: i dont think thats true they are a no kill sheltyer ASlowFatHorsey: At least make sure of that before even considering it Xylotile: Okay it is kind of a dick move Xylotile: She already tasted the other life Xylotile: Why do you want to return her? She doesn’t rly do anything ASlowFatHorsey: Def ASlowFatHorsey: Unless there is legit no other option Xylotile: Yeah if she was destroying shit I would agree eekay: beucase someone else would probably appreciate her more eekay: but it would be separating them which sucks eekay: even though theyll be separated after this year anywayus ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta give her more of a chance to warm up to you eekay: its not just that she isnt nice Xylotile: That is true ASlowFatHorsey: What else is it then eekay: even if she was nice im just not sure if i want a pet at all eekay: even a nice one ASlowFatHorsey: Bro u should have figured that out before you got one in the first place Xylotile: Ap you said you wanted a cat eekay: yeah i know i should have but it doesnt chhange what i should do now eekay: it wasnt the plan to when we went to the shelter ASlowFatHorsey: You could have said no eekay: helpful ASlowFatHorsey: Yes eekay: wait really Xylotile: 👀👀 eekay: do you still eekay: that would be so perfect ASlowFatHorsey: Im just saying when you sign up for having an animal you should be prepared for the responsibility but whatever Xylotile: Ap blondie is so nice and comfortable with people eekay: yes i know and i agree Xylotile: You should take her in Xylotile: !gpt what percent of shelter cats are returned FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: The percentage of shelter cats that are returned after adoption can vary depending on several factors, including the specific shelter, the community it serves, and the policies in place. However, generally speaking, studies suggest that around 5-20% of cats are returned to shelters after adoption. The reasons for return can include behavioral issues, allergies, or changes in the adopter's circumstances. It's essential for shelters to provide post-adoption support and resources to help reduce return rates and ensure successful adoptions.
eekay: 1hr eekay: fuck yuou Xylotile: I can’t in 1 hour man Xylotile: Why can u play now eekay: man i can i just wanna be fuckin productive Xylotile: Cant* Xylotile: Be productive after Xylotile: I gotta leave at 7 eekay: its 7 now eekay: im gonna say on eekay: no eekay: we can d 3 later eekay: save that bed juice for me Xylotile: D3? eekay: do 3 Xylotile: @Joguitaro 3 man tonight?? eekay: do 3 man Xylotile: O Xylotile: Ok eekay: down eekay: tonioght Xylotile: Yeah okay Xylotile: Down in 2ish hours Xylotile: Maybe a bit more eekay: eekay: lol what is this nerf ASlowFatHorsey: Early gam Xylotile: ^ Xylotile: Game in 30? eekay: fine Xylotile: @Joguitaro eekay: 3 only eekay: ok i sleep bye Xylotile: Ok eekay: Bed? eekay: i cut my toe with a mechete do you guys want to see ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay clmn eekay: man fuck eekay: you not hear what i just say eekay: also my wrist has not really gotten better ASlowFatHorsey: And? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah jk ASlowFatHorsey: Unless…. eekay: i might but eekay: my toe doesnt hurt it just keeps bleeding eekay: and i will bleed into my shoes if i put them on eekay: which is definitely a con ASlowFatHorsey: Those shoes can fucken retain moisture tho eekay: lol yeah they wouldnt be ruined eekay: you could prolly throw them in the wash i imagine eekay: they pretty rugged eekay: well the cut is on the side of my toe and tyhe shows squeeze that part very strongly eekay: do you think it might apply pressure and not bleed ASlowFatHorsey: Pressure is good on a wound but initially yeah it would cause your toe to bleed ASlowFatHorsey: But I’d also be utilizing ur toe ASlowFatHorsey: For moving on hold and shit eekay: yeah thats problematic ASlowFatHorsey: So that would make it worse eekay: but fuck man eekay: its tuesday eekay: new wall ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: U may have to sit it out eekay: ill show up eekay: nothing wrong with showing up ill just take it easy eekay: thats junkie talk but w/e ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll be there around 4-5 ish eekay: aoke ASlowFatHorsey: Idk if I’ll be able to take it easy if u see a good problem ASlowFatHorsey: Like if they remade ur pink v8 ASlowFatHorsey: Just saying may not be worf eekay: fuck that v8 eekay: well no i liked it apst the frist few moves eekay: it was pretty good eekay: but those 2 crimps were so painfull and i had to do tyhem over and over again eekay: and i will take it easy eekay: ill just not use my bad wrist or my bad foot eekay: 1 arm one leg climbing ASlowFatHorsey: Ight man ASlowFatHorsey: Whatever u say eekay: but like eekay: shouldnt my wrist be feeling better eekay: at least a bit eekay: also yeah i cant put on my left show lol eekay: shoe ASlowFatHorsey: So ur not going then right? eekay: i am
eekay: like he needs hundreds of lp ASlowFatHorsey: commie bastards ASlowFatHorsey: cant see the lp eekay: thats just kr i think eekay: NA is wortking eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: not even giving me thaat option eekay: goi to na.op.gg eekay: https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=hulksmash1337/ ASlowFatHorsey: ripple sticks eekay: the lp isnt always accurate eekay: on opgg ASlowFatHorsey: he has a 68% wr on cho god dam eekay: yeah he shouldve played more cho in diamo0nd eekay: but he played olaf and urgot ASlowFatHorsey: fax eekay: i mean i have 63 on swain what about that ASlowFatHorsey: yeah i think he just needed to hard focus one champ to get through diamond eekay: yup eekay: 1 tricking too ez ASlowFatHorsey: not even 64 smh eekay: yeah it was 63 3 days ago but its 61 now lol eekay: terrible time to play ranked ASlowFatHorsey: watson and cring eekay: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ASlowFatHorsey: i think i have carpel tunnel in my rist now ASlowFatHorsey: fastest typer south of the 38 parallel eekay: Lol jakecrewa: Are we even south of the 38th parallel lol ASlowFatHorsey: we are now Xylotile: Is it just me or professors shouldn’t make students present over zoom Xylotile: It’s p much useless jakecrewa: Personally think that presentations should be more frequent with online learning jakecrewa: Opposed to online quizzes and tests Xylotile: so you would personally do presentations rather than quizes or tests? jakecrewa: Yes jakecrewa: And i think it makes more sense comprehension wise ASlowFatHorsey: whats up xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: "???" ASlowFatHorsey: thats what you were going to say huh ASlowFatHorsey: nice bruv Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: whats up? ASlowFatHorsey: wgmn Xylotile: what do you need ASlowFatHorsey: a kiss on the fohead Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/now-kith-mike-tyson-gif-13249709 eekay: @Xylotile u finish community? Xylotile: no i gave up halfway through the 5th season i think eekay: wtf eekay: 5th is so good though Xylotile: 1-3 were the best Xylotile: after that it was dragged out imo eekay: but they didnt try to make it feel like the first three seasons eekay: they were p[retty well their own thing eekay: but i get ur point Xylotile: Xylotile: New champ? Look at the bio eekay: hmm eekay: the new support is supposed to be some kind of outlaw eekay: could be him Xylotile: Xylotile: Oh eekay: waut eekay: swain has an instagram Xylotile: guess so eekay: lol eekay: any hot pics Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/swain-gif-13246734 Xylotile: eekay: dude mega fax eekay: Xylotile: ek after dying once in norms
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey dont forget about the anatomy thing due tomorrow king Xylotile: oh we dont have her class tomorrow ASlowFatHorsey: Oohhhh shod cakes the we wursts are due tomorrow?? Xylotile: we gaming Xylotile: we wursts? Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: d3 48lp baby eekay: on the bus back Xylotile: i lied Xylotile: 38lp eekay: omg nice int Xylotile: 8 game winning streak Xylotile: cant wait until i get like a 10 game losing streak and im back to p1 eekay: Lol eekay: We getting those scholastic lp gains Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey you risking it or are you going that tonight? eekay: 1st place baby we go to sectionals Xylotile: yeah I heard, good shit Xylotile: making it to state? eekay: Ez as fuck of course ASlowFatHorsey: Ehh c’est possible eekay: aidan ASlowFatHorsey: It’s just the web quest right eekay: Just 1000 ap one shot the bio test ASlowFatHorsey: 1000 ap is hard to reach on shen dude eekay: Lol eekay: No eekay: 4 death capa eekay: capa eekay: Caps Xylotile: yeah web quest Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey the web-quest took forever, good luck lol eekay: yo just dropped $25 on rp eekay: pretty sure this brand skin does more damage though Xylotile: LMAOO Xylotile: I had a gold 1 in my diamond game Xylotile: thats nice Xylotile: he was 0/6 and my poppy was 4 levels down Xylotile: before this loss i was 3 lp away from solorenekton only Xylotile: and had a better wr Xylotile: lol eekay: lol eekay: ez eekay: eekay: yeah pretty sure it does more damage eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: yall heard of silver ASlowFatHorsey: cuz im in gamingn Xylotile: Good shit boy eekay: i thought it was a myth Xylotile: I’ve lost two games in a row and I’m at 18 lp Xylotile: I’m scared Xylotile: Holy shit 31 kills? eekay: thats right baby eekay: its the new skin eekay: 31/3 Xylotile: How much dmg did aphe do Xylotile: What skin? eekay: spirit fire eekay: and the aphelios went afk at lvl 8 Xylotile: Oh that’s a cool one Xylotile: Gotcha eekay: and it was our garen's second game ever and he was duod with a diana jungle that was like 5/10
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ErfBundy: OMEGA broken ErfBundy: even other iteams ErfBundy: like rift kat is insane eekay: yeah katarinas daggers now apply on hit effects eekay: so people get like bork and shit now eekay: crazy ErfBundy: yeah its crazy ErfBundy: i was playing her yesterday OMG ErfBundy: she feels clean Xylotile: OMFG Xylotile: NO WONDER SHE WAS 1 SHOTTING ME ErfBundy: who eekay: kat ErfBundy: lol ErfBundy: yeah she kinda good Xylotile: I WAS LIKE Xylotile: SHES 2/7 Xylotile: HOW ErfBundy: yeah she gets rift and demonic and its over ErfBundy: her and akali ErfBundy: welp fuck league imma play wizards 101 Xylotile: lol Xylotile: im down Xylotile: i bought the membership with my brother and we grinded that shit out for a month ErfBundy: bro bet ErfBundy: i just started and im thinking bout getting the membership it kinda fun ErfBundy: i liked the pirate 101 more as a kid Xylotile: @ErfBundy AOT please Xylotile: bro ur missing out ErfBundy: Dude I’ll start it when I get time CaMelon: Jojo is better 😬 CaMelon: Wait nvm I though u said SAO ErfBundy: Lol CaMelon: Never seen aot CaMelon: Still CaMelon: Jojo better ErfBundy: I do need to watch jojo too CaMelon: You better hurry before the new season comes out next year ErfBundy: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Wait gavin not calling jojo’s dog shit ? ASlowFatHorsey: Has g dog turned over a new leaf? ASlowFatHorsey: @ErfBundy eekay: ErfBundy: I wanna watch jojo it’s just like not top priority ErfBundy: It’s kinda good I’ll admit I’m in the wrong for my past actions towards jojos ASlowFatHorsey: Respect bruv ErfBundy: I apologize for my transgressions towards a god tier anime ASlowFatHorsey: Respectable ErfBundy: I have a lot of anime I need to watch lol ASlowFatHorsey: Every time i play league with you you will get my honor ErfBundy: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Mega fax ErfBundy: Bet ErfBundy: It takes me forever to start an anime but when I do I finish it in like a week ASlowFatHorsey: If i get into an anime i dont think i sleep untill i finish it ErfBundy: yeah thats literally me ErfBundy: like darling in the FRANXX i watched for probably 16 consecutive hours ErfBundy: then slept and finished it ErfBundy: it was bad ErfBundy: my addiction i mean not the show ASlowFatHorsey: You didnt like darling in the franx? ASlowFatHorsey: O ASlowFatHorsey: Gotcha ErfBundy: yeah shouldve clarified ErfBundy: darling in the franxx was reallly good ErfBundy: till the end lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah it do be like that ErfBundy: weird ending ErfBundy: but overall worth a watch ErfBundy: have you seen it ap? ASlowFatHorsey: Ive seen most of it idk y but like at ep 17-18 i just stopped for some reason ErfBundy: finish it bro ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ErfBundy: finish it and ill watch all of aot before season 4
ErfBundy: But I’ve been off Thursday’s so possibly then ASlowFatHorsey: Played ori for 5 hours yesterday ASlowFatHorsey: Very good game ASlowFatHorsey: Im hooked now I think ErfBundy: Pog champ ASlowFatHorsey: Once I unlocked a movement ability it made the game really good eekay: https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505 eekay: climbing noon? ASlowFatHorsey: i thought we said sunday eekay: i thought we did not eekay: oh lol eekay: youa sked if there was gracie gamings planned for sunday eekay: when i said we climbing sunday i meant gracie eekay: as a yoke eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: oh ight lol eekay: are we down for today then ASlowFatHorsey: uhh ok eekay: what do you have today ASlowFatHorsey: id just rather go on a sunday works better for my gaming schedule but saturday should be fine eekay: um eekay: ok eekay: noon then eekay: today ASlowFatHorsey: ight ErfBundy: I’m off Tuesday @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? ASlowFatHorsey: I can maybe at 2:30 on Tuesday eekay: that works ErfBundy: Im down eekay: `coo ASlowFatHorsey: I mean I know this is a usual expectation but I’m going to be like 30 min late prolly ASlowFatHorsey: Parents car stopped working eekay: I left 20 minutes late eekay: Lol eekay: You want a ride ASlowFatHorsey: I think I need to stay with the car until they get here it will prolly be fine thank eekay: Are you providing urgent medical attention to the car? ASlowFatHorsey: CPR ASlowFatHorsey: Ye eekay: Look eekay: Lol* ASlowFatHorsey: Also idk how much I’m going to be able to climb anyway cuz atm my crouching ability is pretty limited Xylotile: WGMNN eekay: Aight CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-dead-chat-gif-22992239 ErfBundy: @eekay are we climbing Tuesday then? Xylotile: I don’t support cross dressing CaMelon: Wow same! eekay: I'm down eekay: i think i saw my dorm neighbor at urbana boulders eekay: the one who told me i was too loud Joguitaro: Flex on him with climbing a Joguitaro: Climbings eekay: i wanted to so bad but i was elaving when i saw him ASlowFatHorsey: 😳 eekay: last week i saw climbing shoes in front of his door and i dont remember the brand but they were definitely black and gray eekay: and so were this guy's ASlowFatHorsey: 🥸 ErfBundy: Lmao eekay: just did 1.5mi in 12.5 minutes eekay: thats a college pb eekay: do we wanna get in a discord call and play video games together? Xylotile: Why did you say it like that Xylotile: Breaking bad a 8/10 rn eekay: first time? Xylotile: Huh? eekay: watching to eekay: ity Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: Episode 5 rn eekay: its very solid
eekay: lol Xylotile: Shut up retard Xylotile: You’re silver eekay: im bsaically plat eekay: peak elo rn Xylotile: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: eekay is in Gold 2 at 43 LP Xylotile: Lol eekay: 😎 CaMelon: CaMelon: lol eekay: lol why you keep posting this like its news eekay: i am gay eekay: im constantly asking for cock CaMelon: second time posted eekay: which makes it a pattern CaMelon: me doing ur mom is a pattern eekay: yea aight Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/boom-roasted-the-office-michael-scott-gif-9210948 ASlowFatHorsey: Ek I think I’ll have to drive up on me own my mom want me to get food up there eekay: ok eekay: what time eekay: and it will be wet there are we still gonna practice ASlowFatHorsey: I’m going to be at climbing at 3 so I’m going up at 2 eekay: at a what eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: I’m going to get my stuff so we can practice whenever eekay: good idea Xylotile: Yo Xylotile: Just dm each other eekay: no man Xylotile: Shut the fuck up eekay: mute Xylotile: Holy shit man eekay: you can mute eekay: also i did dm him Xylotile: No I literally cannot eekay: he ignored and typed here Xylotile: Text him like a real human eekay: no difference from dm eekay: which i tried eekay: and again you can mute Xylotile: Cant believe discord is your go to irl messager Xylotile: Mute what eekay: the groupchat eekay: for like 15 minutes Xylotile: I did eekay: aight do it again eekay: do it for an hour Xylotile: Scrolling through 100 messages because you can’t DM is cringe Xylotile: I’ve muted the chat for over a year lol eekay: OK SO I DONT SEE THE PROBLEM eekay: oops eekay: you dont like scrolling? eekay: you canjust click the button at the bottom lol Xylotile: JUST Xylotile: FUCKING Xylotile: DM Xylotile: EACH Xylotile: OTHER eekay: i tried lol Xylotile: WE DONT FUCKING CARE Xylotile: MAN Xylotile: Oh ight Xylotile: Fair eekay: lol i said that before eekay: anybody seen the new jurassic park eekay: jurassic world i mean Xylotile: Yes Xylotile: It ssooooooo good eekay: Best one for sure ASlowFatHorsey: Really? ASlowFatHorsey: It seemed like omega cashgrab eekay: yeah maybe the best movie of the 21st century ASlowFatHorsey: Ur trolling right eekay: i am yes ASlowFatHorsey: Ok eekay: it was quite bad eekay: i feel like new jurassic movies dont remember eekay: the originals were more horror than actoin ASlowFatHorsey: Seems like a shift ASlowFatHorsey: More dopamine more audience ASlowFatHorsey: More money eekay: but in this one chris pratt gets chased on a motorbike by trained killer raptors through an italian city eekay: like its really bad jamed bond eekay: with dinosaurs ASlowFatHorsey: How do the raptors take their martini’s
Joguitaro: Nah eekay: dang eekay: prolly woulda got it if it did eekay: i tihnk apex feels like shit compared to titanfall Joguitaro: Just get tf2 eekay: i did Joguitaro: It’s really good Joguitaro: Ok eekay: i love tf2 Joguitaro: Honestly have no clue why tf2 didn’t get very well known eekay: wshitty release time Joguitaro: Yeah eekay: same time as battlefeild 1 i think eekay: or some bf game Joguitaro: Brainlets just went and played some shit annual game eekay: its a well documented thing and something that titanfall2 games cry about all the time eekay: it is sad how dead the game is eekay: like from release Joguitaro: Honestly Joguitaro: It’s multiplayer is so fun Joguitaro: And story eekay: like ive never seen more than 200 people online at any time Joguitaro: Literally a flawless game eekay: yeah they both rly good Joguitaro: Just no fucking community Joguitaro: Black market game honestly eekay: fags eekay: do you ahve it fgor sp4 or pc eekay: ps4* Joguitaro: Ps4 CaMelon: eekay: ew eekay: get for pc CaMelon: CaMelon: CaMelon: CaMelon: ^ @ASlowFatHorsey check this out CaMelon: Get a load a this guy CaMelon: CaMelon: 🤱 eekay: jsut realized the emoji in hte text box on discord is randomized when you mosue oiver it ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon kaabooooooom CaMelon: Ek loves tf2 ASlowFatHorsey: Oooooooooooooo ASlowFatHorsey: @ekfragzy wgmn? eekay: guys i need help Xylotile: Wid what eekay: i stayed up[ all night then literally slept from 7 to dark Xylotile: Also fuck you ap ASlowFatHorsey: Huh eekay: so do i stay up studying till finals cause i wont be able to sleep eekay: or do it ry to sleep and get back to normal schedule CaMelon: Fard and shid a bit Xylotile: Study until like 3-4 Xylotile: Wake up at 11 Xylotile: Boom Xylotile: Fixed schedule eekay: frsit final at noon 30 Xylotile: I Xylotile: Oh Xylotile: What’s the final eekay: calc Xylotile: Shoot eekay: really the only one i can study for eekay: im just gonna finish my cheat sheet and try sleep eekay: i might try and keep a nocturnal schedule all chrsitmas break eekay: id actually be able to not see a human being for 3 weeks eekay: that would be pretty cool Xylotile: No don’t Xylotile: We won’t be gaming that often if you do Xylotile: Babazig a eekay: there will be some voerlap eekay: overlap Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/baba-yaga-babka-yozhka-soyuz-multfilm-soviet-animation-gif-12692761 eekay: https://discord.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/788622988383092767 eekay: oops eekay: wwhatever im gonna make ym cheatsheert Xylotile: Not proctored? Xylotile: Gg eekay: lockdown browser
ASlowFatHorsey: its ogre Xylotile: Xylotile: Let’s fucking go Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/me-waiting-for-my-friends-to-get-online-gif-25825491 Xylotile: me waiting 10 minutes ASlowFatHorsey: ok Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 247 minutes. ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/me-waiting-for-my-friends-to-get-online-gif-25825491 ASlowFatHorsey: me waiting for 10 minuets eekay: he just said 2 hours ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/war-flashback-meme-gif-11373632052098267276 eekay: gmaing rnt ASlowFatHorsey: so we just lying fo fun Xylotile: i am so sorry Xylotile: im back eekay: My whole internet out eekay: eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-bed-time-boo-tired-exhausted-gif-18216383220272945067 Xylotile: Down Xylotile: Wgmn eekay: nice bait Xylotile: Can game Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: @Joguitaro Xylotile: So we can’t game if Tiggy can’t anyone? Xylotile: It’s so jover eekay: i dont like gaming this early my hands have to warm up eekay: they go numb bad in morning Xylotile: I’m not gaming this early I just bait eekay: yeah i know Xylotile: Cap Xylotile: What if we continue to level and tigs plays alone eekay: y Xylotile: Cuz Tiggy isn’t super available eekay: i think hes no more unavailable than ap eekay: no less available than ap eekay: @Xylotile they v good eekay: not perfect but quite nice ASlowFatHorsey: fake early gaming enjoyer eekay: fake deez enjoyer ASlowFatHorsey: i can prove that any time ASlowFatHorsey: any where eekay: https://tenor.com/view/these-nuts-deez-gif-20336483 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/its-funny-though-funny-hilarious-lol-lmao-gif-15720219 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/its-not-that-funny-anthony-mennella-culter35-not-funny-for-me-not-so-funny-gif-19845994 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/man-blushing-smiling-black-man-gif-12577926127425382641 Xylotile: https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1890831570535055759 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/um-no-speechless-nathan-fillion-gif-13771019 ASlowFatHorsey: lol eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237 Xylotile: Wait is he saying the person who saves the country shouldn’t violate any laws Xylotile: Or the person who saves the county is above the law ASlowFatHorsey: does it matter lol ASlowFatHorsey: i think its the latter ASlowFatHorsey: but either way its fucked
Xylotile: It’s common courtesy Joguitaro: i literally do not have free time during the week until 10pm Joguitaro: no movies for me during the week eekay: man its not about no movie eekay: its about fucking typing when we ask eekay: or for climbing Xylotile: He don’t gotta type when we ask Xylotile: Just that’s enough eekay: just say no in the chatroom Xylotile: It would have been nice to know this two weeks ago Xylotile: When you just afked Joguitaro: nah i dont care. you aren't entitled to a response eekay: classic Xylotile: Classic Taylor can’t admit when he’s wrong Xylotile: x99 ASlowFatHorsey: No we aren’t but it’s a common decency thing to do. And it is so fucking easy to do it. Legit -20 reasons not to do it. Joguitaro: Don’t care Joguitaro: Hold the L Xylotile: Hold these nuts in your mouth loser eekay: guy needs help fr ASlowFatHorsey: What L lol eekay: real pathological issues ASlowFatHorsey: Agree Xylotile: Tiggy attention seeking Xylotile: Classic Joguitaro: My bad I opened my phone and didn’t scroll up to the one random message that says “movie?” Joguitaro: I ain’t readin all that eekay: bad example but there are plenty of good ones ASlowFatHorsey: It was more like 20 eekay: i agree that message was buried ASlowFatHorsey: Messages Joguitaro: Y’all just seeking my attention Joguitaro: Such attention seeking hoes ASlowFatHorsey: Its called having friends ASlowFatHorsey: If uve ever heard of the word “friend” before Joguitaro: Man I get busy. I don’t answer as often. Got a busy schedule doing things. Don’t look at things as often Joguitaro: Then when I do 6 hours have passed and it ain’t worth answering anymore eekay: when someone says 'movie tonight' and you get home eekay: it aint worth typing Joguitaro: Okay I literally just got home and opened discord at that point ASlowFatHorsey: Okay that’s understandable u have a busy schedule, but when we ask u that its okay if its 6 hours late eekay: are you saying you dont actually ignore messages that often andjust dont see them? Joguitaro: I was going to respond but xylophone was on his period Joguitaro: I look at my phone way less often Joguitaro: I try to stay off my phone at work eekay: that was noty my assumption eekay: and we told u to stop ignoring and u just said u didnt care ASlowFatHorsey: Mine either eekay: could have just said you dont see them and no problem lol Joguitaro: Then I’m doing things in the evening where I’m off my phone Joguitaro: Nah I said that cause y’all on your period rn ASlowFatHorsey: Lol eekay: yeah youw ere serving righteous justice Joguitaro: That time of the month again in this chat eekay: a just and noble cause ASlowFatHorsey: Well if its us being mad at u for ghosting weve been on our period for like 2 months ASlowFatHorsey: All u had to do was say smthn ASlowFatHorsey: Its okay if its late Joguitaro: Nah ASlowFatHorsey: It just makes us feel like u dont care and dont want anything to do with this chat eekay: ok ur setting him up now ASlowFatHorsey: Which isnt the case ASlowFatHorsey: No im not ASlowFatHorsey: Im just explaining our feelings Joguitaro: Damn y’all acting like you my girlfriend and need constant attention Joguitaro: Just an attention seeking hoe fr smh ASlowFatHorsey: Not constatnt
ASlowFatHorsey: This is not the case ErfBundy: ek what are you smoking ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah copium addict ASlowFatHorsey: Need to get to CA meetings eekay: zeri rework lol ErfBundy: wait for real ErfBundy: no bait? ASlowFatHorsey: They changing alot but not actually lol eekay: technicallky minireworking but ErfBundy: well i mean thats what i assumed lol ErfBundy: what all happening ErfBundy: link to video or pic? Xylotile: reverse wage gap ErfBundy: lol for real ErfBundy: how was your 50 minute game? Xylotile: so cringe Xylotile: i literally had double long swords and galeforce 6 minutes in ErfBundy: lol ASlowFatHorsey: Changing some stuff about q scaling and dmg, e is on longer cd and u get less from cd reduction from shooting peps, ulti atackspeed decreased. Xylotile: but my swain decided to play for fun cuz we were so ahead ASlowFatHorsey: Mainly nerf tbh Xylotile: so we ended up losing ErfBundy: interesting ErfBundy: to both Xylotile: karth op ErfBundy: rip ErfBundy: still plat two though just gotta grind Xylotile: karth casually ulting me for half health as 5 kills Xylotile: made the game impossible ErfBundy: for real lol ErfBundy: sounds like just huge sweeping nerfs lol ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Pretty much ErfBundy: not too much a rework lol its needed though ErfBundy: she is kinda nutty ASlowFatHorsey: Definitely tru ASlowFatHorsey: Almost aphelios/ samira 2.0 ErfBundy: idk about that much eekay: its to make her work with adc items eekay: more than bruiser items ErfBundy: shes defintiely crazy though ErfBundy: that makes sense ErfBundy: she usually build trinity rn eekay: and @Xylotile have u ben getting a lot of comeback games ASlowFatHorsey: They changed the q scaling to crit but thats the only mega change Xylotile: once in a while ErfBundy: bounties rn are CRAZYYYY eekay: prolly cause higher elo less mistakes but eekay: these objective bounties eekay: saving so many games ErfBundy: they are actually insane eekay: lose so many comebacks lately ErfBundy: i think its good though sometiems ErfBundy: makes games feel winable ErfBundy: i dont want to leave as often eekay: bronze was always a coinflip it wont make a difference ErfBundy: playing norms even though with like golds it makes it feel winable almsot always ErfBundy: they are not super balanced rn but definitely a good concept eekay: idk eekay: people always complain about the game being too snowball eekay: i never understood it eekay: if you do well you should snowball ErfBundy: i mean if you play well later you should be able to win too though ASlowFatHorsey: Well people kinda still coinflip hard in low elo ASlowFatHorsey: So it would be hard to understand ErfBundy: bro disregard elo you guys ErfBundy: the bounties are a good concept executed somewhat poorly rn eekay: you should have to do better to come back eekay: the way it is now eekay: you make a mistake eekay: then u get bounties on towers ErfBundy: if you make one mistake early game you just lose to certain champs ErfBundy: thats dumb too
eekay: lol Xylotile: Xylotile: god damn my second core be HOT eekay: thats just the one od is using probably eekay: cod Xylotile: '' eekay: yeah thats quite bad eekay: you might be doing damage Xylotile: eekay: if u say so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Xylotile: maybe this water cooled one aint so good eekay: yeah how u got the water and still furnace eekay: must be fan setup eekay: and youll get better performance at lower temps Xylotile: i dont think its a fan issue Xylotile: i just realized im using a $40 water cooling cpu system on a pc running cod at max settings lol eekay: what else could it be Xylotile: that the water cooling system isnt very good Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: which m.2 did you get Xylotile: oops ur offline Xylotile: mb eekay: it says WD Black eekay: Samsung eekay: I've linked it here I think Xylotile: wtffff Xylotile: the 1tb that i have windows on is gen3 instead of gen4 Xylotile: im so dumb Xylotile: The WD_BLACK SN850X offers PCIe Gen4 speeds (up to 7,300 MB/s read, 6,600 MB/s write), which are significantly faster than the 970 EVO Plus (3,500 MB/s read, 3,300 MB/s write). eekay: Never heard of it Xylotile: i got the evo plus Xylotile: yeah me neither eekay: Of course you did Xylotile: but gen4 is twice as fast lol Xylotile: i mean gen3 vs gen4 Xylotile: i figured it was the new tech eekay: I seriously doubt it eekay: In practice eekay: Probably faster but not double Xylotile: you think its worth resetting pc and getting windows on the new gen eekay: Wdym resetting pc Xylotile: reset it so windows goes on the new drive Xylotile: cuz you cant really drag and drop the new folders into the new drive Xylotile: 🤔 eekay: well you can drag and drop some things between drives eekay: But not windows itself eekay: And things like downloaded games might break Xylotile: yeah i aint got a problem w resetting everything Xylotile: i dont really keep shit saved on my pc besides a few hw and resume eekay: Then no reason not to Xylotile: and downloading games is ez with our internet eekay: Bro this fucking giggling Xylotile: lmao Xylotile: ill give you 3 guesses on whos doing it eekay: Xylotile: the drive does come in when im back in charleston Xylotile: i might just put that mf in and wait til we get back to reset it Xylotile: ahhh im seriously contemplating getting the 4tb instead of 2tb Xylotile: i dont need it Xylotile: ... Xylotile: i will have 3.5tb instead of 7.5tb eekay: You definitely don't if you don't have lots of stuff eekay: Like u just said Xylotile: so true Xylotile: so smart ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 ASlowFatHorsey: I feel like I haven’t chatted in a few billion ASlowFatHorsey: We game rn eekay: Down eekay: AM ranked duo? eekay: Loltyler1 says am queue is broken ASlowFatHorsey: We gam in hour ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta set up my shiZ eekay: down
Xylotile: i hope you are required to take discussion classes eekay: id drop out Xylotile: here its "required" but i think you can still get an A in the class without going to a single discussion eekay: how Xylotile: getting like a perfect in the class or something lol Xylotile: only 5% Xylotile: so if you would show up to half of the discussion your max grade is a 97.5% eekay: not worth eekay: show upa nd mute Xylotile: lol Xylotile: for my TA you HAVE TO work together Xylotile: like if she sees you muted with ur camera off Xylotile: then she knows you wont talk Xylotile: and removes points for that day eekay: gross Xylotile: yeah pretty Xylotile: gross Xylotile: especially when i have that kid that i told you ab Xylotile: ive realized i really hate tryhards Xylotile: which is rather unfortunate b/c everyon here is a tryhard Xylotile: i have a leadership thing that i have to go for an RSO and a guy thats gonna be there has his own book written Xylotile: kinda gross Xylotile: but its hilarious how theres so many people coming from "prep" and "prestigious schools" while im out here being an alumni from charlie high. affirmative action came in clutch Xylotile: @eekay fix yo sleep schedule Xylotile: Xylotile: anyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Xylotile: HELLO Xylotile: OLLEH Xylotile: OLLEH Xylotile: ANYONE ALIVE Xylotile: EVILA EONEYNA Xylotile: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/wall-talking-talking-to-self-alone-lonely-gif-5869985 CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-wtf-dies-of-cringe-gif-20364592 Xylotile: NICE GIF MAN Xylotile: oops caps CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-wtf-dies-of-cringe-gif-20364592 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cringe-dead-chat-kermit-wtf-gif-20484958 Xylotile: If you use an electric toothbrush ur a beta CaMelon: ight CaMelon: if u dont use finger to brush teeth then beta Xylotile: Xylotile: wait whats this guy's name lol CaMelon: shroud Xylotile: i cant tell if ur baiting Joguitaro: shroud ASlowFatHorsey: Shrouded Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjyfIqeQBAM Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-tOyEWTFY CaMelon: nice mobile game Xylotile: :? CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/wild-rift-mobile-esports-mobile-league-of-legends-wild-rift-playing-gif-17682751 eekay: explain me eekay: why is minion dematerializer not the worst rune in the game CaMelon: because when u click the button the minion gets dematerialized eekay: i can click any of my other buttons and they dematerialize CaMelon: not true
Xylotile: Sure eekay: youre saying thats why they went after tiktok and not reels or smthn? Xylotile: Yeah eekay: i mean tiktok ties tochina gotta be stronger than meta ties to russia Xylotile: I’m saying that the Russian government literally paid for ads to sway the election and meta knew Xylotile: The only implementation was that meta sometimes shows you that the profile isn’t US based eekay: agree Xylotile: I really do believe that TikTok is a lot harder to control than meta Xylotile: And that’s why they’re banning it eekay: yea cause meta american Xylotile: Yeah Xylotile: As in there are a lot of stuff covered on TikTok that will be banned/restricted on meta Xylotile: Like Palestine stuff eekay: true probably eekay: i think the ban is a w anyways Xylotile: the only thing that bugs me is the news part Xylotile: but other than that yeah eekay: the what part Xylotile: stuff that isnt suppressed Xylotile: news eekay: what news Xylotile: the palestine stuff Xylotile: i just told you bruh eekay: thats the only thing that bugs you about meta? Xylotile: no that's the only thing that bugs me about the tiktok ban eekay: oh uh eekay: aight Xylotile: what eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nothing-what-do-you-want-modern-family-not-worried-what-are-you-afraid-of-gif-12786683 ASlowFatHorsey: gamer ASlowFatHorsey: s ASlowFatHorsey: @everyone Joguitaro: ok eekay: bro who this elephant Xylotile: nope ASlowFatHorsey: huh? eekay: ill screenshot when i see them again Joguitaro: he kinda an asshole tbh ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @eekay ror? Joguitaro: ok eekay: no ASlowFatHorsey: any gamings? eekay: you know what i want ASlowFatHorsey: (o).(o) ASlowFatHorsey: ig ek must hate ror if he not in the mood ASlowFatHorsey: shame eekay: lol Xylotile: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Ka0fJPNsr/?igsh=MW9lMzc2cXVyMWNlaQ== eekay: looking forward Xylotile: Jg son or support daughter Joguitaro: leg? Xylotile: no ASlowFatHorsey: top mom ASlowFatHorsey: o er i mean ASlowFatHorsey: uh eekay: mom top eekay: ope uh um ASlowFatHorsey: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xylotile: someone take me out of the grill Xylotile: im COOKED Xylotile: i got a project and exam at 8am tomorrow Xylotile: half way thru project eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-donald-kimball-godspeed-gif-14910616 ASlowFatHorsey: wes watch party eekay: !lp eekay FriggBot2000: eekay is not on the ranked grind eekay: !gpt lolololol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/bkrafty-bkraftyerror-bafty-error-gif-25963379 eekay: oop Xylotile: !lp maestrofluff Xylotile: its back Xylotile: :/ eekay: lol eekay: gimme a sexc eekay: !gpt 123
eekay: where? Xylotile: In the barrens Xylotile: Where you gotta collect the 60 horns eekay: there aint eekay: naur way Xylotile: Dude he was immune and he hits for 80 eekay: u died to the pigs Xylotile: I started to run away but I got giga spawned and rooted for 10 seconds Xylotile: I was half a level from blink so sad eekay: you need to change something eekay: keep speed pots on you Xylotile: I used a health pot but it was the minis Xylotile: Legit only restored like 80 hp lol FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/iuwNf79288D.gif eekay: there are better pots u can buy at that level eekay: and you need speed pots eekay: juust odnt play solo man it aint for you Xylotile: Ok the guide didn’t tell me to buy them Xylotile: I’d rather die than spend 72 hours at level 30 Xylotile: Pussy eekay: i dont think theres a guide for people like you Xylotile: Sorry eekay: so u just gotta play safer than the guide sayas Xylotile: I was playing speed run ngl Xylotile: I didn’t wanna switch it cuz I was already half way through it eekay: well here is the result of that decision Xylotile: I agree Xylotile: I’m not that mad really Xylotile: Mage was boring Xylotile: Spam fire missile for 20 levels eekay: yeah called it eekay: xyulotile will always get bored and kill himself Xylotile: I wasn’t bored when I died Xylotile: Just unlucky Xylotile: Also it’s my other account Xylotile: Why do you care so much eekay: becuase we are grouping together my life is in your hands eekay: and you cant hit level 20 eekay: roachlotile Joguitaro: yeah not sure how i feel about playing with xylophone who likes to kill his character when he gets bored Joguitaro: or when he's high as a kite on zaza Joguitaro: also i'm playing whatever spec restedxp tells me to play which i think is enhancement Xylotile: Dude Xylotile: No man you can change it Joguitaro: you're dying next lvl anyways Xylotile: We’re legit gonna roll for everything Xylotile: That so cringe no Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey mom help me Joguitaro: elemental is easier buddy Xylotile: I don’t care play it Xylotile: I already picked enhancement Joguitaro: enhancement broken giga dps 🙂 Xylotile: Don’t be a dick Xylotile: Seriously Xylotile: You can play it but roll for int leather gear when it comes up Joguitaro: i might switch to my rogue once we get in range don't worry Xylotile: Not agi/strength Xylotile: Ok idc just don’t roll on agi/strength ASlowFatHorsey: We gettin nightenreign tho right Joguitaro: (so i can roach and get you killed so i can play enhancement) Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-25532101 Joguitaro: huh Xylotile: The Elden ring game? ASlowFatHorsey: Fortnight ds ASlowFatHorsey: Yea Xylotile: Taylor can you even game today Xylotile: Or are you busy Joguitaro: ew ASlowFatHorsey: Do u actually know anything about it Joguitaro: maybe later 2nite ASlowFatHorsey: Watch video man
Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Xylotile: one second Xylotile: stop Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: @CaMelon @Xylotile Joguitaro: nah Joguitaro: nwo Joguitaro: now Joguitaro: nwo Joguitaro: now Joguitaro: now Joguitaro: now Joguitaro: now Joguitaro: quit fuckin the grill and game eekay: ASlowFatHorsey: eekay: Xylotile: are we playing league? Xylotile: im helping out someone rn eekay: eyah eekay: me no timers Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: game Joguitaro: g Joguitaro: game ErfBundy: Xylotile: okay im almost done Xylotile: gimme afew Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98 CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCcVeVyz8Ow CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9d5uCaeIAs Xylotile: 2 more mins eekay: @jakecrewa remember eekay: never underestimate a woman with a chemistry degree Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Xylotile: bro i cant just leave lol Xylotile: i gotta help her Xylotile: she almost done Xylotile: ek nitro boost me Xylotile: ErfBundy: Bro rip Xylotile: eekay: eekay: CaMelon: ASlowFatHorsey: whats up bruva ASlowFatHorsey: sorry was gamin on an exam Xylotile: Xylotile: @CaMelon 😮 CaMelon: Took me so long to convince these guys to start playing league CaMelon: Xylotile: whats ek doing at ur house CaMelon: Good question Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/modliszka-danicing-modliszka-dance-disco-grasshopper-gif-17241292
ASlowFatHorsey: Good one man ASlowFatHorsey: Ruined it eekay: classic anime user eekay: cant resist posting child porn in discord Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cuh-quema-rgv-956-gif-19412946 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/huh-rabbit-cute-gif-15676652 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/hmm-sure-catbruh-gif-21408636 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/uncle-buck-ah-well-well-oh-well-what-are-you-gonna-do-gif-16202450108114007566 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/no-face-wants-to-play-gif-21567013 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dog-by-khaiisun-gif-20242874 ASlowFatHorsey: Sniffin for game Xylotile: down Xylotile: at 9 tho Xylotile: hw Xylotile: 20 questions lol Xylotile: see you guys next year eekay: matlab questions? Xylotile: stats Xylotile: on problem 5 eekay: ah gg Xylotile: 30 minutes of work eekay: @Xylotile u want a bonus stats question Xylotile: sure Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay possible 4 man? eekay: 90% of widgets are good, 10% are bad. 4% of good widgets emit sparks, and 12% of bad widgets emit sparks. What percentage of sparking widgets are bad? Xylotile: man i aint doing all that Xylotile: i just know it like A|B Xylotile: prob of A given B eekay: and u need to find Xylotile: i do eekay: u need to find what? Xylotile: man im doing my hw fuck off Xylotile: one sec Xylotile: percent of sparking widgets is 12/16 Xylotile: of all widgets Xylotile: too much work eekay: have u done this in class eekay: theres a name for it Xylotile: if you give me the name i can probably tell you Xylotile: conditional? eekay: bayes eekay: bayes theorem is the relevant thing Xylotile: nope eekay: ok well skill issue eekay: wrong btw Xylotile: percent of bad widgets that emit sparks mb eekay: percent of bad widgets that emit sparks is 12% that is given Xylotile: of all widgets that spark Xylotile: man let me do my hw Xylotile: stop typing eekay: also wrong Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/rammus-gif-6263537645674106285 eekay: ok. Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521 eekay: yw Xylotile: 8am cancelled eekay: wow eekay: dont have to go to the class u werent gonna go to Xylotile: man i have to go to that class Xylotile: they take attendance eekay: hasnt stopped you Xylotile: it has actually Xylotile: @ErfBundy have you listened to drake album? Xylotile: im not the biggest new drake fan except for her loss Xylotile: but first few songs are p good
eekay: nah eekay: no pressure man ErfBundy: Lol I mean I’ll do just as good eekay: u at work rn? Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: pekinwolf said zoe is weak rn Xylotile: she feels really strong, i cant imagine what she will feel like when she gets buffed Xylotile: shes sitting at like a 45% wr rn ErfBundy: Nah I’m off now ErfBundy: Just doing some stuff around the house real quick ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile idk she seems like for mid lane she dosent have very good carry potential ASlowFatHorsey: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ASlowFatHorsey: we gettin there Xylotile: my entire valorant game crashed Xylotile: it didnt even give me an error screen lol eekay: damn dud eekay: everything but africa is nice eekay: theres like 100 countries youi cant even see when youre zoomed all the way out though eekay: microstates ASlowFatHorsey: true eekay: those are the hard ones ASlowFatHorsey: like i still missed andorra like ASlowFatHorsey: for europe ASlowFatHorsey: not even visible eekay: yup and the random ass counties eekay: i mean islands ASlowFatHorsey: yeah missed sri lanka rip in peice lahiru gamins eekay: racist ASlowFatHorsey: at its finest ErfBundy: Imma be honest I probably won’t get any of Africa ErfBundy: My geography is bad ASlowFatHorsey: except chad and niger ErfBundy: Lmao ErfBundy: Best countries Xylotile: south africa Xylotile: is p easy ASlowFatHorsey: true ErfBundy: We get on now? ASlowFatHorsey: im down whenever ErfBundy: I’m good now ErfBundy: @Xylotile ErfBundy: Gaming? ErfBundy: @eekay gaming? Xylotile: ek doesnt want to game Xylotile: pls ek Xylotile: i need my hit Xylotile: honestly im still down to 4 man Xylotile: we havent polayed on the new patch ErfBundy: who is four ErfBundy: taylor? ErfBundy: everyone should watch me fuck up this countries test tho Xylotile: taylor said he will game Xylotile: i think ErfBundy: @Joguitaro gaming??? ErfBundy: also @CaMelon good luck bro CaMelon: Thx bro ErfBundy: keep us updated on the shit brudda Xylotile: league? ErfBundy: ill play whenever if wee have four man Xylotile: are you guys a fan of tostinos eekay: the chips ErfBundy: like pizza rolls and shit??? ErfBundy: or what Xylotile: chips Xylotile: srry eekay: they aight eekay: basic tortilla chip ErfBundy: i think thye preety good eekay: its all about the condiment ErfBundy: likie the scoops tho ErfBundy: they nice Xylotile: the hint of lime chips Xylotile: slap so hard eekay: yeah they pretty good actually ErfBundy: oh yesssss bro Xylotile: those? Xylotile: omfg Xylotile: i just bought a bag Xylotile: might finish them today ErfBundy: have you had the salsa verde ones?? ErfBundy: thye pretty slappin eekay: Xylotile: I HAVENT
eekay: eekay: real? ASlowFatHorsey: baby face ErfBundy: Old man Xylotile: he was in the barbie movie Xylotile: p good Xylotile: the movie not his acting Xylotile: he didnt really get much screentime Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lel-teeth-man-laugh-gif-24159653 eekay: hehe eekay: still letting it cool off Xylotile: Xylotile: pretty cool color imo Xylotile: ofc the only guy i get from my past game was my 0/7 top laner ASlowFatHorsey: Yo ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn ASlowFatHorsey: See how there is no question mark after that statement eekay: ok ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Xylotile ASlowFatHorsey: U have no choice ASlowFatHorsey: Leave ur jobs ASlowFatHorsey: Stop it ASlowFatHorsey: There is this recipe I need to try eekay: lol eekay: oh god eekay: on hit shen? eekay: well im climbing game when get back ASlowFatHorsey: Full crit shen eekay: lol eekay: techhnologish Xylotile: Game Xylotile: Honestly down for 3 man Xylotile: Ekay mid and I jungle ASlowFatHorsey: I think he gone Xylotile: Who Xylotile: Oh ASlowFatHorsey: Always a dollar short and several days late xylophone Xylotile: Ap Xylotile: Wanna play 2v2v2v2? ASlowFatHorsey: Ight ASlowFatHorsey: I’m eating ASlowFatHorsey: In 30 ASlowFatHorsey: Actually ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay tell me when u get there ASlowFatHorsey: I wanna climb ASlowFatHorsey: I have the time eekay: 10 ASlowFatHorsey: 9 ASlowFatHorsey: 8 ASlowFatHorsey: 7 eekay: Ride? ASlowFatHorsey: Nah it’s Ight ASlowFatHorsey: I got gamin eekay: Coo eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? ASlowFatHorsey: 💅 Xylotile: ??? Xylotile: Yo is this alien shit real???? Joguitaro: What alien shit lol eekay: congressional hearing about the tic tac ufo eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey when finishing deep dive? Joguitaro: I’d be down eekay: same ErfBundy: Guy said under oath that they recovered non human bodies and unidentified crafts eekay: lol what? eekay: i did not see that part ErfBundy: I don’t remember his exact position in government ErfBundy: But he was like very involved with shit like that I guess ErfBundy: Intelligence official ErfBundy: https://twitter.com/ihuntufos/status/1684295813172953088?s=46&t=cMz47ECLlq1or9JlEMEdSg ErfBundy: Obviously it’s just his word and what not but ErfBundy: I can see it eekay: oh i read about this guy eekay: he was on a project to investigate UFOs and resigned cause he thought nobody cared ErfBundy: Yeah they had a whole government like staff dedicated to it ErfBundy: It was like a pretty serious thing eekay: umm eekay: i mean it was an internal project for UFOs in general eekay: not necessarily a response to any event in particular
eekay: dont even buff its stats just remove sunfire Xylotile: sunfire is good agaisnt creeps Xylotile: helps tank cs Xylotile: they should just nerf the fuck out of it Xylotile: the burn is the problem Xylotile: @wrenchbreaker arent you in school? eekay: he doesnt go Xylotile: well online eekay: we're all in online school Xylotile: dumbfuck Xylotile: stfu Xylotile: he has classes right now Xylotile: and just started playing valorant eekay: why do you think he has classes right now Xylotile: because its 11:40am at a high school Xylotile: on a Wednesday morning Xylotile: and its not like i asked him eekay: ok i would ahve classes right now too if i was in school eekay: he deosnt sit in a zoom call for 8 hours Xylotile: they get out at 1pm eekay: thats not what online is Xylotile: i think Xylotile: thats why i asked Xylotile: ur stupid Xylotile: lool eekay: thats just not how online classes work Xylotile: masterbater eekay: i mean i guess you made me respond so good job Xylotile: im saying ur baiting eekay: i thought you were saying you were baiting eekay: i stillt hink you are eekay: whatever Xylotile: no Xylotile: you are Xylotile: ? eekay: aight Xylotile: they sit in a zoom call until 1 Xylotile: switch classes eekay: lol eekay: ok Xylotile: what do they do then ek eekay: just finger themselves all day CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/bait-tom-hardy-uhh-thats-bait-point-mad-max-gif-15591117 eekay: yo thats an ek classic eekay: you seen that one camel CaMelon: Idk what it is Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/baby-sad-cute-adorable-what-gif-16292342 eekay: mad max fury road Xylotile: ap when tanks are nerfed eekay: eekay: lol eekay: CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/lux-monke-monkey-lux-monkey-lux-when-the-gif-19335157 eekay: lol ok CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-cymbal-ocd-gif-5895336 eekay: camel watch iot eekay: the movie CaMelon: No CaMelon: Get banned in league eekay: i dont want to CaMelon: Too bad eekay: i dont do it in ranked CaMelon: eekay: who is that supposed to be CaMelon: Anyone but you eekay: :| Xylotile: uhhhh Xylotile: im pretty sure thats a riot employee Xylotile: only riot folk can have Riot in their names im pretty sure wrenchbreaker: yeah im in school lol eekay: thats pretty cool actually Xylotile: why u playing valorant then lol Xylotile: ek Xylotile: please stop leaving games eekay: no Xylotile: you waste 20+ minutes Xylotile: for 9 people Xylotile: honestly no clue why ur not banned eekay: dont care Xylotile: im ab to make a ticket eekay: lol eekay: i probably will get banned if i dont stop eekay: but i was lagging last game i actually hda an excuse eekay: like straight up unplayable
Xylotile: But in reality he don’t like it eekay: yeah from how ap has been talking i assumed trump was pushing p2025 hard eekay: what's bait eekay: i dont get it Xylotile: Maybe trump didn’t say anything about it until after ap said that Xylotile: Cuz yeah ap pushed it pretty hard Xylotile: Pushed that trump was pushing eekay: Xylotile: Extremely rare trump w Joguitaro: common* Xylotile: Bro cmn Xylotile: Do you guys know who Marjorie Taylor Greene is? Xylotile: She’s in the senate I think Xylotile: Crazy woman eekay: no eekay: naaaaaasty women Xylotile: She’s actually insane and cult minded towards trump eekay: there are lots of crazy people in the world ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ eekay: and people pretending to be crazy for voites Xylotile: I’m saying she shouldn’t be in the senate Xylotile: 1 out of 100 people representing the whole United States Joguitaro: what she doin Joguitaro: what da dog doin Xylotile: She didn’t like what a democrat said about her policy so she attacked the physical appearance of the democrat Xylotile: In the middle of a senate hearing eekay: lol that is nothing these days eekay: she has way worse stuff on her wikipedia Xylotile: Yeah that’s the only thing I remember being 100% true Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-side-eye-meme-tiktok-the-pointer-brothers-gif-13730785519279791710 Xylotile: eekay: eekay: lol eekay: eekay: wtf Xylotile: Like it’s insane eekay: yeah she seems to be frequently wrong Xylotile: “Sorry my cousin took my phone. I don’t really like you that way” Joguitaro: she a lil cray cray lol Xylotile: How is she part of congress Xylotile: HOW Joguitaro: probably wasn't so cray cray when she got in lol Xylotile: Average trump supporter Xylotile: She got reelected this year eekay: boooo Xylotile: Huh eekay: just a dumb thing to say Xylotile: Can’t handle the facts Xylotile: !gpt is it possible for a date tree to grow if I apt the seeds on grass FriggBot2000: . . . FriggBot2000: Yes, it is possible for a date palm tree to grow from seeds planted on grass, but there are several factors to consider to increase the chances of successful germination and growth: 1. **Soil Condition**: Date palm seeds require well-draining soil. Grass may compete with the seedling for nutrients and water, so it might be beneficial to clear a small patch of grass and prepare the soil by adding sand or perlite to improve drainage. 2. **Watering**: Keep the soil consistently moist but not waterlogged. Date seeds need moisture to germinate, but too much water can cause rot. 3. **Sunlight**: Date palms require full sun to thrive. Ensure that the location where you plant the seeds receives at least six hours of direct sunlight each day. 4. **Temperature**: Date seeds need warm temperatures to germinate. If you live in a cooler climate, it may be beneficial to start the seeds indoors or in a greenhouse setting. 5. **Seed Preparation**: For better germination results, you might want to soak the seeds in water for 24-48 hours before planting. Some growers also scarify the seeds by lightly sanding them to aid germination. 6. **Patience**: Date palm seeds can take several weeks to months to germinate. By paying attention to these conditions, you can improve the likelihood of successfully growing a date palm from seeds planted on grass.
Xylotile: still s2 Xylotile: zzzz eekay: idk why it did that Xylotile: mhm eekay: the point still stands Xylotile: oh u didnt do that on purpose? eekay: but you could say im climbing to d4 also Xylotile: cemb cemb eekay: eekay: xylotile two weeks ago when his roommate started coughing Xylotile: Last week eekay: im built different though eekay: eekay: thats my lp by the way eekay: on my smurf account Xylotile: 4 hour naps hit different Xylotile: ive fucking failed my plat 4 promos twice already Xylotile: what is this rng Joguitaro: I think it’s called “skill differential” Xylotile: true i did my diamond promos in 1 take and now im hardstuck p4 Xylotile: 😭 Joguitaro: Washed up Xylotile: true lolo eekay: mad cuz bad Xylotile: ek what did ur boss ay Xylotile: say* Xylotile: when u didnt show up to work, im assuming ur at work rn? eekay: im walking to work now eekay: he wont giev a fuck Xylotile: oh so u haven't talked to him eekay: a couple times he said ive showed up but he didnt realize Xylotile: do you do anything there? Xylotile: oh eekay: so he thought i just didnt come in till he saw my time sheet eekay: i do random shit eekay: a bit of work eekay: mostly reddit and reading books Xylotile: that sounds like the life Xylotile: computer specs? eekay: -Mac eekay: - ? eekay: - ? eekay: - ? eekay: - mouse and keyboard Xylotile: redditor who doesnt know the specs of his pc? Xylotile: tffff eekay: It's not a pc eekay: It's a Mac Xylotile: they got intel shit eekay: All other specs are irrelevant Xylotile: @ErfBundy is dining in still open at arbys? Xylotile: b/c my dad hasn't closed dining in lol ErfBundy: No actually all dine in places were closed today ErfBundy: But we haven’t had dine in for a while Xylotile: yuumi is not balanced Xylotile: fuck that gay ass champ CaMelon: @eekay mac = pc duhhh eekay: 🤮 ASlowFatHorsey: yall votin? ASlowFatHorsey: tomorrow? eekay: prolly not Xylotile: I planned on voting yesterday but me in prison Joguitaro: Yessir ASlowFatHorsey: good for you drakeski no cap but also ek wtfrick bruv ASlowFatHorsey: y no vote eekay: apathy ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: apathy?? ASlowFatHorsey: cringe ASlowFatHorsey: voting = good for bones ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay ASlowFatHorsey: u should vote eekay: i konw i should ASlowFatHorsey: then y not eekay: im incredibly lazy ASlowFatHorsey: it would be really easy to do so eekay: dude eekay: im going to die of malnutrition in my room when i live above a cafeteria ASlowFatHorsey: even if lazy there is a voting center like 50 feet from where you live eekay: compared to me that is a herculean feat ASlowFatHorsey: got to vote for gamer rights at least CaMelon: Vote for ace Watkins CaMelon: I think that’s his name
eekay: https://www.amazon.com/Flexispot-Computer-Electric-Standing-Adjustable/dp/B09H5WFLJP/ Xylotile: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GAME Xylotile: I NEED GAMINGS PLEASE Joguitaro: For sure riding tonight right????? Xylotile: Nooooo Xylotile: Chained Joguitaro: Erm Joguitaro: Nah Xylotile: You’re gay Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay ride soon or forever your soul be damned Xylotile: They climbing eekay: back eekay: ap said riding unlikely Joguitaro: Man I really just hate ap Xylotile: 3 man leg Xylotile: 🙂 eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey speak ASlowFatHorsey: erm ASlowFatHorsey: e ASlowFatHorsey: um ASlowFatHorsey: uh ASlowFatHorsey: er ASlowFatHorsey: 930 ASlowFatHorsey: i should be done Xylotile: @Joguitaro Joguitaro: Wat Xylotile: You know what I want eekay: damn self riding eekay: this guy fiending Joguitaro: wanna see what's up eekay: https://tenor.com/view/do-a-lap-whats-real-tim-heidecker-itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-gif-14872317568466537809 Xylotile: 3 man leg eekay: !gpt what is 47323 * 19223 FriggBot2000: 47323 * 19223 = 909297829 If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask! Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-tired-sleepy-exhausted-sleep-deprived-gif-5215701 eekay: nope Joguitaro: cocky want boing boing eekay: only 15 minutes eekay: (surely) Joguitaro: surely Joguitaro: ap has never lied about gaming time Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/dog-side-eye-gif-8735986915334935383
Joguitaro: Game Xylotile: i can in 20 Xylotile: @eekay 3 mannnnn? 🙂 eekay: ok Xylotile: ok im almost done Xylotile: game Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 173 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_GiCz7nPsU eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ld43CaxUO4k eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/hope-mad-max-fury-road-gif-19836844 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/there-is-no-nextime-batman-animated-angry-mad-gif-15324599 Xylotile: https://mobalytics.gg/lol/highlights/na/xylotile/0c4c0294-df68-4eac-b331-69ca8dcebe99 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/savvy-potc-film-movie-johnny-depp-gif-12756618 Xylotile: ASlowFatHorsey: One of these is not like the rest Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/blink-wide-eye-look-stare-what-gif-5514826 ASlowFatHorsey: We should play magika 2 Xylotile: nah ErfBundy: Pretty fun game ASlowFatHorsey: Das what im sayin ASlowFatHorsey: We need something stupid and fun that we all do ASlowFatHorsey: Thats simple eekay: clibing eekay: https://youtu.be/yiakR6VZCR0?t=5086 eekay: https://tenor.com/view/you-see-that-form-perfect-form-great-form-look-at-him-climbing-gif-21322199 eekay: wtf key is climbing? Xylotile: they gonna kiss? ErfBundy: Dead by daylight a fun game from time to time ErfBundy: Rocket league is always fun to fuck around on eekay: i would like to play that but xylotile hates it with his very being eekay: for some reason Xylotile: yeah id rather kill myself than play rocket league ErfBundy: Well we don’t need him ErfBundy: We could just play without him eekay: now theres an idea eekay: is it cross platform ErfBundy: You me and ap could do 3 man rumble ErfBundy: Yeah eekay: well eekay: well eekay: well ErfBundy: Download it eekay: done. ErfBundy: Aight ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey ErfBundy: Download rocket league ErfBundy: @Joguitaro ErfBundy: Download rocket league ErfBundy: I would say we can play tonight but I know y’all go to bed early ErfBundy: So it might have to be this weekend Xylotile: 😐 Xylotile: orrr we play mc ErfBundy: Fuck that ErfBundy: I need to get y’all to spread the gaming wings ErfBundy: Ultimate chicken horse also a funny little game Xylotile: ultimate chicken horse is fucking great ErfBundy: Fax ErfBundy: It’s cross play too Xylotile: i forgot what exactly happens but i know theres an arena and you build stuff Xylotile: oh its a race ErfBundy: You build your own plat forming level like piece by piece ErfBundy: Yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: For the day eekay: i acknowledge that tgiktok is something you can do while doing other shit but ErfBundy: True eekay: 7 hours??? ErfBundy: I know it’s bad eekay: you are specind serious time doing nothing but tiktok eekay: thats a fact eekay: its not all multitasking ErfBundy: I usually lay in bed for like 2 hours after waking up doing that ErfBundy: And like before sleep for another few eekay: 2 hours is 1 hour of clibing eekay: bro thats so bad lol eekay: thats depressed bahavior ErfBundy: Lmao it is ErfBundy: Nah just adhd ErfBundy: Gotta stimulate the brain before sleep ErfBundy: Also in a bad habit where I can’t play games without videos and shit in the background eekay: yeah i kinda got the second monitor syndrome sometimes eekay: ill turn it off for story games or atmospheric games but if im just playin smthn i always got a video on eekay: or a stream ErfBundy: True ErfBundy: It’s bad Xylotile: https://youtu.be/_bvpaEM3BOU Xylotile: WHAT A FUCKING JOKE eekay: what about it displeases you eekay: besides that guy's hair CaMelon: XQC Xylotile: everything Xylotile: Revert durability patch Xylotile: Nerf tank and bruiser damage Xylotile: NERF THE FUCKING ITEMS Xylotile: Wgmn FriggBot2000: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/783217821776740352/image0.gif ErfBundy: I’m down to game ErfBundy: So bad Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? Xylotile: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro ? eekay: jkn eekay: ijn eekay: kim== eekay: ij eekay: ook ErfBundy: What eekay: hdfxz\ ErfBundy: The ocky way? eekay: y4ew eekay: yes ErfBundy: Spam ping ap eekay: 2ASD ErfBundy: Gaming is required eekay: @ASDA ErfBundy: EEKAY STOP FUCKING ON KEYBOARD eekay: sorry thatwas my cat lmaooooo eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ErfBundy: Hahaha my friend took my phone I didn’t mean what I said eekay: unless 😳 ... eekay: eekay: like i could be wrong buth thats not as normal bicep eekay: like something boutta snap ErfBundy: Lmao Joguitaro: Yeah I’d game hehe Joguitaro: 👻 Xylotile: @ErfBundy do you have that thing registered somewhere?
eekay: yessssss eekay: play it Xylotile: Xylotile: average bg3 patch eekay: Lol eekay: It actually was kind of a sex patch eekay: Fixed kissing animation with midget races Xylotile: 130 gigs? Xylotile: the fuck ASlowFatHorsey: Worth every gif ASlowFatHorsey: G Joguitaro: Tempest domain cleric for life fr fr 🤤 eekay: Gigaworth eekay: Okay, well you don't need heels whenever character has 30 AC eekay: tankslut Joguitaro: They use their cleric resource to guarantee highest damage roll for lightning and thunder spells Joguitaro: So broken Xylotile: Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/flash-lampo-speed-gif-18173027 Xylotile: holy fuck that's sheldon lol Joguitaro: Bg3 multiplayer run incoming 😳 eekay: A 4 man would def be best Xylotile: unless its my favorite game of all time i probably wont finish it solo Xylotile: if we want to get a 4 man going ASlowFatHorsey: Nahhh ASlowFatHorsey: I really don’t wanna explain the entire game for you Joguitaro: We don’t have to lol eekay: Give it a shot Joguitaro: We can let him learn eekay: He needs to do a solo run ASlowFatHorsey: That’s what I’m saying ASlowFatHorsey: Plus the experience will be much better solo Joguitaro: He won’t get all the way through tho. Maybe solo run through act 1 eekay: Yeah we just gotta see how far he gets eekay: Or if he likes it at all eekay: I'm also willing to wait a long time for the multiplayer run ASlowFatHorsey: Me too eekay: If he is not done with the solo Joguitaro: Dang I don’t wanna wait that long 😦 I’m impatienttttt ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t wanna burn myself out on the game Joguitaro: Burn yourself at the stake Joguitaro: Jk jk Joguitaro: 🤭 eekay: ^ eekay: A full run is many hours ASlowFatHorsey: Mine prolly gonna be close to 150-160 hrs lol Joguitaro: 100 of those hours resetting lol eekay: Second will be faster, especially with four people but eekay: Still got to be longer than a Terraria run eekay: And that is also a grind ASlowFatHorsey: Easily ASlowFatHorsey: Terraria runs like 50-60 max Joguitaro: Guh. We def don’t have that long of terraria runs I don’t think lol ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz ek does 10-15 hours by himself eekay: I think the average for all four is 15 to 20 eekay: All 4 people doing the run I mean ASlowFatHorsey: 4? Joguitaro: 5 eekay: 6 Joguitaro: Fuck it 7 ASlowFatHorsey: I’m pretty sure I’ve seen 38 hours on one of our save files before FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/h2wwTHeBX0o.gif eekay: Sounds possible Joguitaro: Why is that anytime I see a magnus Carlson video/stream there’s always some euro bros in the back with shitty euro edm lol Xylotile: You won’t Xylotile: I’ll know the mechanics before I play with you guys eekay: If Joguitaro: https://youtu.be/X2RgYi6NzpE?si=vG7Afx9tEdcyawrR
eekay: oh thats why i see this every tiem i log in eekay: taylor has been key laundering me with honors Joguitaro: little laundering system so you can sell the account for more 😎 eekay: oh shit eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-you-smart-smart-gif-4495825 Xylotile: @eekay network analyzer downloaded Xylotile: now what eekay: go to WiFi-Signal eekay: in the menu eekay: do you see a bunch of nearby wifi networks Xylotile: i ain’t swallowing no centipede eekay: ones you can connect to eekay: uh Xylotile: where Xylotile: eekay: uh eekay: idk look around eekay: tools mayube? eekay: it looks diff for me im on android eekay: hello? eekay: ok well whenever u find that just screnshot it eekay: and send me Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 104 minutes. Xylotile: Xylotile: Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/android-meme-low-quality-gif-25555296 eekay: !lp maestrofulff FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-who-what-gif-14541222 Xylotile: eekay: !gpt write a quine for lisp FriggBot2000: A quine is a non-empty computer program which outputs its own source code. Here's a simple Lisp quine: ```lisp ((lambda (x) (list x (list 'quote x))) '(lambda (x) (list x (list 'quote x)))) ``` This program is a function that takes one argument, a list. It then returns a new list that contains the original list and a quoted version of the original list. This ensures that the output is the same as the source code. Joguitaro: !gpt how are you today frigg bot 🙂 FriggBot2000: As an AI, I don't have feelings, but I'm ready and functioning optimally. How can I assist you today? Xylotile: eekay: !lp esgar FriggBot2000: Esgar is in Silver IV at 2 lp with a 0.344 wr over 32 games eekay: @Joguitaro can u open windows cmd and use command "ipconfig /all" eekay: give me your ip address now. ASlowFatHorsey: Ok w gam Joguitaro: ok eekay: hangboarding Joguitaro: you can game wtih your feet Joguitaro: @Xylotile gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eekay: ok board hanged Joguitaro: time to game Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Joguitaro: @Xylotile Xylotile: cannot eekay: !locate xylotile FriggBot2000: command: '!locate' was not recognized Joguitaro: !gpt frigg find that guy FriggBot2000: As an AI language model, I don't have the ability to find or search for individuals in real-time. I can provide general information based on the data I was trained on, but I can't track down someone or perform individual searches on the internet. The information I provide is not based on real-time data.
Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Is tyler1 the greatest league steamer of all time? Xylotile: yummy worm Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-peter-griffin-family-guy-peter-griffin-crazy-peter-griffin-feral-gif-16561819022329521903 Xylotile: shadowheart and my character such dick Xylotile: do no dmg and always miss Joguitaro: Skill issue Xylotile: my bad i dont google everything to get the most optimal dps Xylotile: enjoy the game bro ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/gioated-family-guy-peter-griffin-crazy-straightjacket-gif-20619219 ASlowFatHorsey: Taylor when we say you can’t look things up eekay: https://tenor.com/view/gioated-family-guy-peter-griffin-crazy-straightjacket-gif-20619219 eekay: [CHAT MEMBER] when [EVENT] Xylotile: Did you guys hear what happened in Springfield Joguitaro: Nah Xylotile: a woman called about an intruder, she got shot in the head by the police Xylotile: cuz she had a pot of boiling water Xylotile: inside of her own home Joguitaro: ? Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ufcI-74-w Xylotile: its insane Joguitaro: Fucked up Joguitaro: Why she acting like that though Xylotile: yeah she is acting a little odd Joguitaro: Not that they should have shot her but ya know Xylotile: throwing out curses and shit Joguitaro: Police in my house? I’m gonna go grab my pot of boiling water Xylotile: lol Xylotile: the cop said some weird shit tho Xylotile: bro said im going to kill you Joguitaro: Bro said imma shoot you in the face Joguitaro: (He was not a liar) Xylotile: Shadow heart without a subclass is a melee right Joguitaro: ? Joguitaro: Good one Xylotile: she a caster? I dont want three casters Xylotile: grym is so fucking stupid Xylotile: excuse me Joguitaro: Maybe you’re the stupid one eekay: everybody has a subclass eekay: but she is a trickery cleric which like most cleric subclasses is caster eekay: she a support Joguitaro: Tip: trickery is shit and even despite lore reasons you should change her subclass eekay: no it will corrupt ur save files eekay: known bug if u take shart off trickery Joguitaro: Shart 💀 Xylotile: im cheesing grym Xylotile: stupid ass boss Joguitaro: You’re a bitch eekay: who? eekay: the mech? Xylotile: yeah eekay: how do you plan on cheesing Xylotile: i dont have any bludgeoning Xylotile: hammer Joguitaro: ???????????? eekay: what hammer eekay: https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516 Xylotile: Xylotile: you make him stand under the hammer shit Xylotile: and pull the lever Xylotile: 1 shots Joguitaro: Bro said imma cheese him then proceeds to do the intended mechanic eekay: yeah i wasnt gonna say anything eekay: but u aint sposed to actually hit the guy Xylotile: o eekay: found any adamantite or weapon molds?
Joguitaro: It’s the musical Chicago eekay: sounds cool but i prolly wont go eekay: where at? Joguitaro: It’s in Paris. It’s the Paris community theater eekay: nice eekay: break a leg Joguitaro: Weird thing to say smh eekay: did not mean it ironically eekay: know u still coulda climbed bitch Joguitaro: Nope literally impossible eekay: nope you had plenty of free 5 hour spans eekay: youd rather be doing other things for 5 hours but eekay: they were there Xylotile: Tiggy are you a lead or something Xylotile: Scared him off Xylotile: !gpt what is project 2025 FriggBot2000: Project 2025 is a massive conservative plan aiming to reshape the federal government significantly if a Republican president wins the 2024 election. This plan is being orchestrated by the Heritage Foundation, which has teamed up with a diverse coalition of over 45 conservative organizations. The initiative aims to recruit thousands of Americans to be ready to take government positions, ranging from top cabinet members to mid-level bureaucrats, on the first day of the new presidency. The primary objectives of Project 2025 include: 1. **Reducing Federal Bureaucracy:** The project vows to eliminate what it deems unnecessary positions across federal agencies. 2. **Intentional Management Transformation:** It plans to fundamentally change how federal agencies operate to align more closely with conservative ideals. 3. **Recruitment and Training:** A substantial part of the effort is focused on identifying and preparing a large number of individuals who would be willing to serve in the new administration, emphasizing the rapid staffing of critical government roles from day one. The scope of the project is testament to a broader strategic effort to ensure that a conservative administration can effectively implement its agenda immediately upon taking office. The plans include intricate details about policy changes, administrative restructuring, and agency-level modifications to align federal operations with conservative principles. Xylotile: @eekay Xylotile: U sleep? eekay: i was ASlowFatHorsey: ASlowFatHorsey: I bite my thumb at u ASlowFatHorsey: Did realize that was an Asia thing eekay: everything is an asia think china#1 ASlowFatHorsey: Yea def gonna vote for trump Over Biden ASlowFatHorsey: This all seems great ASlowFatHorsey: This is what I want in this country Xylotile: Can’t blame the guy for trying to protect America Xylotile: @eekay this book is thickkkk eekay: its light ASlowFatHorsey: not blaming him ASlowFatHorsey: just votingh eekay: i think this thing prolly bad but eekay: clearly a terrible source lol ASlowFatHorsey: what ASlowFatHorsey: legitimatelyt ASlowFatHorsey: u have to be living under a rock to have not heard about proj 2025 eekay: id hadnt heard about it until xylotile !gpt eekay: yesterday ASlowFatHorsey: take 25 seconds to google search before u say shit Xylotile: What you mean eekay: its light reading eekay: but yes long Xylotile: Oh like easy to understand? eekay: yes Xylotile: What reading lvl eekay: smart high schooler or college student eekay: to get it like 100% eekay: it has chatgpt in it Xylotile: That’s cringe Xylotile: I’m not reading it eekay: lol not really it was written in 92 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/im-not-paying-it-leslie-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tom-robinson-im-not-gonna-pay-for-that-im-not-going-to-give-my-money-gif-5817427448289845012
ASlowFatHorsey: anyone would do the same thing in ur position Xylotile: true Xylotile: Xylotile: this true? ASlowFatHorsey: yes ASlowFatHorsey: especially if unavoidable ASlowFatHorsey: but even if not i think they have to Xylotile: i should be fine ASlowFatHorsey: oh fs Xylotile: its the same airline Xylotile: so i shouldnt have to go through tsa again ASlowFatHorsey: even if diff airlines its one ticket ASlowFatHorsey: not if u dont leave the airport Xylotile: wtf my credit card lets me pick my seat Xylotile: W Joguitaro: @Xylotile so what if I said gaming tho Xylotile: Joguitaro: Just plug it in 🙂 Xylotile: i am not making this 💀 Xylotile: no Xylotile: i can play saturday Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Xylotile: do i buy a rountrip ticket if i wanna travel from may 17th - august 11th OR do i buy a one way to may 17th and wait to buy the one way back? ASlowFatHorsey: round trips are generally cheaper in my experience Xylotile: rip i just bought one way ASlowFatHorsey: o staying there a long time? ASlowFatHorsey: u Xylotile: yeah cuz of internship ASlowFatHorsey: oh then thats fine ASlowFatHorsey: tbh Xylotile: yep it was the same price checking one way Xylotile: @Joguitaro nice Snapchat+ Joguitaro: guh Joguitaro: just lyin huh Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-dogo-smile-cute-gif-16039989 Xylotile: Do you guys think lady Gaga would be a good actress in joker 2? Xylotile: Is going to be eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dog-smirk-dog-smirking-evil-gif-6674678415934064920 Xylotile: Huh eekay: just liked the gif wanted to share Xylotile: You didn’t answer the question eekay: i like some of her songs eekay: what the fuck she know about acting? Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Creative director 🤨 Xylotile: Did you guys know the 10th US president’s grandson is still alive? Xylotile: Uhhh Xylotile: There’s a new dune show coming out Xylotile: Dune prophecy ASlowFatHorsey: Duuuude ASlowFatHorsey: Bg3 crazy af rn eekay: eekay: cool Xylotile: wtf Joguitaro: Bro wtf Joguitaro: I missed an entire exam Joguitaro: There was no announcement or emails ASlowFatHorsey: Lol Joguitaro: We didn’t have class all last week ASlowFatHorsey: Which one Joguitaro: So they couldn’t even tell us in class Joguitaro: MCB 300 Joguitaro: It’s only on the syllabus Joguitaro: There’s no drops for exams either Joguitaro: Do you think if I emailed them I’d be able to make it up??? Like that’s so bogus Joguitaro: At least exams are only worth 75pts :/ Joguitaro: Actually may be tech to just miss it 🤔 Joguitaro: Still can get an A Xylotile: Email them lol Joguitaro: They def just gonna say I should’ve read the syllabus ASlowFatHorsey: 80% for an a?
eekay: could you give an example of a joke about racism that isnt itself racist eekay: not like a spoken joke like a scene from a show or movie or something like this eekay: orjust a humorous depiction of racism eekay: that you think should be allowed eekay: like the country music key and peele eekay: is that ok eekay: incoherent and tangential grandstanding rant incoming ASlowFatHorsey: i mean, ig it isnt that black or white, but it seems grey to me. i mean netflix almost certainly did that to make sure they didnt piss people off cuz people wouldnt take it the wrong way. but i feel like even if u meant it as a joke about racism its still racist but maybe less so. idk tbh eekay: reasonable eekay: and i agree netflix's motivations were entirely self ass covering eekay: how racist is the key and peele country music skitr? ASlowFatHorsey: idk, i mean def at least a bit but like u get the obvious point eekay: so should youtube remove it? ASlowFatHorsey: lol yt dosnet give a fuck ASlowFatHorsey: but no ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think it should eekay: so theres a tolerable level of racism eekay: when in the sake of humor ASlowFatHorsey: i mean in that format ASlowFatHorsey: of making fun of racism itself eekay: and the community scene isnt? eekay: like i dont watch that and go "haha black people so funny" ASlowFatHorsey: the two red necks in a bar is a good example of a not racist making fun of racism eekay: i go "haha thats a fucked up thing to do" ASlowFatHorsey: i havent seen the ep so i shouldnt have made a sweeping jugdgment ASlowFatHorsey: so idk eekay: yeah hes just roleplaying a drow elf lol eekay: and another character calls it a hate crime ASlowFatHorsey: maybe think about it as yes it is racist but it is satirically racist ASlowFatHorsey: idk tbh ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think two white guys should be debating what is racist and what isnt eekay: oh fuck off on that ASlowFatHorsey: i usually just ere on the side of caution eekay: and i wouldnt choose to debate it like that thats what i meant by it not being useful ASlowFatHorsey: why eekay: i just ask who is harmed and who is help eekay: how does the satisfaction of the world change when we remove this episode eekay: and in my view if you add it all up its gotta be negative eekay: without playing the labelling game just ask if happiness goes up ASlowFatHorsey: well u arent the only perspective ASlowFatHorsey: also u didnt answer my question eekay: yeah im just making a prediction about how its removal would effect people ASlowFatHorsey: based on your life experiences ASlowFatHorsey: which is fine ASlowFatHorsey: just recognize the bias eekay: yeah im aware different people will perceive the scene differently eekay: i dont think a person of color would be much more offended on average than a white person eekay: but im only a white person and have no ability to speculate about the workings of a black person's mind eekay: we just arent the same thing it wouldnt be proper ASlowFatHorsey: agree eekay: lol that was sarcasm ASlowFatHorsey: dude ASlowFatHorsey: like eekay: this will not go anywhere if you agree with that ASlowFatHorsey: ofc i agree with that ASlowFatHorsey: because its true eekay: really like that exact wording eekay: "no ability" ASlowFatHorsey: yes eekay: like im trying to predict the thoughts of a porpoise ASlowFatHorsey: yes eekay: that is absolutely absurd eekay: very kneejerky stuff here man
eekay: shift click Xylotile: Click shift ASlowFatHorsey: ek show me Xylotile: And then right click eekay: eekay: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\logs eekay: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\logs eekay: crazy how as soon as xylotile stops typing i figure out the issue Xylotile: What was the issue Xylotile: Do you mean you googled Xylotile: Dumb fuck eekay: eekay: lol eekay: wonder why ASlowFatHorsey: lol ASlowFatHorsey: best biden gunman eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ? Xylotile: Prolly hired by hunter eekay: eekay: https://tenor.com/view/working-wakking-popura-held-back-no-gif-5546680 Xylotile: Post it in r/battlestations eekay: lol eekay: already did its top post of all timwe ASlowFatHorsey: I can see the cheek imprints from here piggy ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay eekay: yeah well even my petite figure can do that over 2 years of sitting there 16hrs/day Xylotile: https://www.twitch.tv/erobb221/clip/PoisedRelievedDolphinArgieB8-WJ74BYz9nxgCIgSl?tt_content=clip&tt_medium=mobile_web_share Xylotile: @eekay are you queasy w blood eekay: no not at the sight eekay: somewhat so about giving blood eekay: ever since i passed out at the blood drive Xylotile: lol Xylotile: Sissy boy Xylotile: I just had to put blood in a vial for some tests eekay: mb that my climbing enhanced arm veins almost bled me dry in 30 seconds flat Xylotile: That shit is filled, it took me like 30 mins eekay: nah my shit is flowing eekay: have they ever missed your vein and had to retry Xylotile: Same except I’m a super human with my regenerative abilities Xylotile: And the little poke thingy closed super fast eekay: yeah its a tiny ass needle bro Xylotile: No I mean the ones I got for my test here Xylotile: The finger prickle thing Xylotile: Nope Xylotile: I’ve only given blood twice Xylotile: Once when I was lil for blood test and the other was for the blood drive in chs ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023 ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/faint-fainting-feeling-hot-hot-gif-7131062621906781193 ASlowFatHorsey: Ek Xylotile: lol eekay: @Xylotile are u gonna read any of the books i reccomended Xylotile: Send list again Xylotile: Egay with Gracie omegalul Xylotile: Send list Xylotile: Now eekay: in order of recomendation: player of games, altered carbon, harry potter and the methods of rationality, myth of the rational voter, neuromancer, fire upon the deep eekay: i have pdfs of all these if u want them Xylotile: Book Xylotile: No to Harry Potter, altered carbon Xylotile: Most likely myth of rational voter Xylotile: And mayhaps methods of rationality eekay: lol harry potter and the methods of rationality is the title Xylotile: Oh lol Xylotile: Not resting it eekay: the first three chapters or so are short and youd know if you want to continue after that
CaMelon: I guess your nuts worked the game is working now Xylotile: lol Xylotile: what did you do different CaMelon: idk it just started working eekay: It do be snowing sideways doe Xylotile: pogtacular eekay: packability will be high eekay: 😳 ErfBundy: It’s a fuckton of snow ErfBundy: But idk ek ErfBundy: Because it’s warm so not much will stick eekay: warm = melty = wet = packable eekay: and its been raining a bit for last 2 days ErfBundy: It’ll be like a thimble of packable snow dude eekay: disagree eekay: but we'll see ErfBundy: It’s hardly sticking is what I’m saying ErfBundy: Like not a lot will be left after a while ErfBundy: It’s too warm out ErfBundy: Supposed to be in mid to high thirty’s next couple days Xylotile: i just got 100 to 0 by a 4/10 brand support Xylotile: 1 item CaMelon: @Xylotile u getting OW? Xylotile: cemb cemb CaMelon: pog Xylotile: id play it if it was free Xylotile: but it aint Xylotile: ill download tf2 rn CaMelon: aight Xylotile: is rust worth the buy CaMelon: no Xylotile: aight CaMelon: solos aren't worth it CaMelon: in rust Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey AOT rn Xylotile: fuck man Xylotile: ffs CaMelon: 🍴 Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro have you guys watched the episode? ASlowFatHorsey: not yet Xylotile: dude wathc irt ASlowFatHorsey: is it gaming? Xylotile: yes Xylotile: it doesnt go as hard Xylotile: as last episode Xylotile: but its still really really good Xylotile: like 9/10 ASlowFatHorsey: prog Xylotile: do you know anything about the manga AP? eekay: ap wrote it Xylotile: lol ASlowFatHorsey: who? CaMelon: Heroes of the Storm? ErfBundy: lmao ErfBundy: no CaMelon: : C ErfBundy: lol ErfBundy: Being a grown man and doing me taxes rn CaMelon: Sounds fun ErfBundy: Gonna get 900 bucks back Pog eekay: BEST FREE MONEY GLITCH 2021 MONEY DUPLICATION BIG WORKS 2021 THIS IS CRAZY !!11!!!!!1!! ErfBundy: Fax actually ErfBundy: Aight so I have two options for league rn ErfBundy: Should I play some chogi top rn since he fun and busted or learn nidalee cause she seems fun CaMelon: probably nidalee would be a better long term champ to learn ErfBundy: thats fair CaMelon: wgmn? ErfBundy: ill game CaMelon: aight CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Xylotile @Joguitaro ? eekay: fuck you ErfBundy: let me restar tmy client hold up ErfBundy: wdym ek ASlowFatHorsey: ill game @8 ErfBundy: betttt ErfBundy: @eekay why you say fuck you eekay: because life just sucks cock
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: We gamereeeeeeee Xylotile: cannot sir sorry eekay: !gpt3 my plane was designed by a generation of engineers taught by chatgpt. am i fucked? FriggBot2000: command: '!gpt3' was not recognized Xylotile: @ErfBundy you still playing the beta? ASlowFatHorsey: Guh Xylotile: try hypersonic missile stupid eekay: aaand clearance killed eekay: cia assasination Xylotile: all i did was unclassed Xylotile: is @Joguitaro dead? ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/sorry-dogs-forgive-me-sad-please-gif-16168770 ASlowFatHorsey: Yunger version ofthis boi ASlowFatHorsey: He with his parents rn ASlowFatHorsey: His mama was knocking on our door at 9am ASlowFatHorsey: I let her in and she walked in on Taylor naked eekay: named what eekay: lol are you joking ASlowFatHorsey: Nah bruh lol eekay: holy shit lolololool ASlowFatHorsey: She didnt even knock eekay: lol eekay: he had the skirt on eekay: no choice had to strip before she came in ASlowFatHorsey: Lollllllllol Xylotile: how did you know taylor was naked lol eekay: he was in there too ASlowFatHorsey: Trueuuu eekay: confirmed Xylotile: holy ballsack Xylotile: rick and morty episode tomorrow eekay: richard and mortimer now ASlowFatHorsey: 😏 Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/fedora-typing-neckbeard-redditor-fat-gif-22942717 eekay: aw richard oh man richard Xylotile: "new seasons are terible" eekay: !gpt3 what is the minimum iq that you need to enjoy rick and morty? FriggBot2000: command: '!gpt3' was not recognized Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/c137cest-rickorty-rick-morty-kiss-gif-9903688 eekay: motherfuck Xylotile: morty eekay: !gpt what is the minimum iq that you need to enjoy rick and morty? Xylotile: we have to kiss morty FriggBot2000: There's no specific minimum IQ required to enjoy Rick and Morty. While the humor in the show does involve scientific concepts and philosophical dilemmas, these are typically explained or demonstrated in ways that don't require prior knowledge. The idea of needing a high IQ to enjoy Rick and Morty has become a meme though, due to satire and irony from some of the fan base. The enjoyment of a show is subjective and is not confined to intelligence levels. ASlowFatHorsey: Rong Xylotile: !gpt rick and morty embrace... lock eyes for a second and lean in closer... Xylotile: guh eekay: sorry, I cant help you with that Xylotile: !gpt hey eekay: its typing it takes second prick eekay: dont work him too hard Xylotile: you blacklisted me Xylotile: asshole eekay: @FriggBot2000 ur doing fine buddy go at your own pace eekay: ii dont think so Xylotile: !gpt reset FriggBot2000: As an AI, I don't have a reset function in the typical sense, however, I am ready to help you with your next request. eekay: oop Xylotile: hmmm Xylotile: !gpt rick and morty embrace... lock eyes for a second and lean in closer...
ASlowFatHorsey: Fax Definitely_Not_Taylor: True eekay: i really dont think i can follow through on this Definitely_Not_Taylor: U must ASlowFatHorsey: How eekay: i just dont think its possible for me to willingly have a social 1v1 with a girl when theres nothing to do but talk eekay: i tihnk it would be so so cringe ASlowFatHorsey: You’ve taken the first step you can’t take it back now CaMelon: ask her to go climbing after quarantine lol eekay: i can though Definitely_Not_Taylor: The 1 v 1 is approaching ASlowFatHorsey: Just be the way you are around us eekay: and i would be down to climb cause we wouldnt have to talk that much but i dont think shed be into it and its kinda cringe to go on a climbing date CaMelon: shrug ASlowFatHorsey: Ek everything is cringe to you get over it eekay: and the way i am around you guys is different the way i am around girls Definitely_Not_Taylor: Climbing is cringe for a date eekay: and if they dming me it means im doing it right ASlowFatHorsey: It doesn’t have to be CaMelon: i dont see it as cringe tbh CaMelon: it would give ek good material ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah but are they fucking you ASlowFatHorsey: No Definitely_Not_Taylor: True eekay: are they fucking you Definitely_Not_Taylor: Cuz u beta ASlowFatHorsey: I’m not the one in question here ASlowFatHorsey: You are Definitely_Not_Taylor: True eekay: ok hear me out eekay: the way we act aruond eachother is a bit austistic ASlowFatHorsey: And? eekay: we mostly fuck around its not very stimulating conversation Definitely_Not_Taylor: I mean ASlowFatHorsey: That’s fine eekay: and i think if i would be incredibly nervous i would become more autistic ASlowFatHorsey: Who said you needed stimulating conversation eekay: ??? Definitely_Not_Taylor: If you can’t be yourself around a girl then it’s not worth ASlowFatHorsey: Fax eekay: ok well "myself" wouldnt go on a date ASlowFatHorsey: That’s not true Definitely_Not_Taylor: Then be a beta forever lol ASlowFatHorsey: You ded getting action because you have been yourself eekay: i can be myself in school or in class where i can pick and choose my interactions Xylotile: Ek I’m smelling some beta fluids Xylotile: We skribbling? Definitely_Not_Taylor: I’m down eekay: i cant really get in call so Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta Xylotile: Cheeks ASlowFatHorsey: She enjoys you for yourself not because you make “stimulating conversation” eekay: but i dont think i can be funny or not cringe in a 1v1 Definitely_Not_Taylor: Cmon bruh lets skribble eekay: im never in a 1v1 Definitely_Not_Taylor: Bruh Definitely_Not_Taylor: Just Definitely_Not_Taylor: Act Xylotile: I can scribble in like 30mins ASlowFatHorsey: Well you got to find out one way or another Definitely_Not_Taylor: The Definitely_Not_Taylor: Way Definitely_Not_Taylor: You Definitely_Not_Taylor: Do Definitely_Not_Taylor: Around Definitely_Not_Taylor: Us eekay: im not diong that ASlowFatHorsey: Y Definitely_Not_Taylor: Beta Definitely_Not_Taylor: Forever beta
ErfBundy: He only ever tried to breath life into this dying chat ErfBundy: All y’all use it for is climbing schedule it’s not a gaming chat anymore ErfBundy: Just dm at this point ErfBundy: And besides climbing y’all don’t even hangout irl so it’s not even good for that ErfBundy: Just pointless is all ErfBundy: It’s like Facebook you just use it to make sure none of us died eekay: i use it to talk to my friends ErfBundy: Yeah you would never text these fuckers one on one ever ErfBundy: You use it out of convenience so when you are bored because you do nothing you can ask a random boring question that you can nitpick for 4 hours ErfBundy: It’s just fucking loner fuel for you man ASlowFatHorsey: Yea just gonna disagree completely ASlowFatHorsey: There has been a lul in gaming fs ASlowFatHorsey: But we got life shit to attend to eekay: 80% of the time ppl in this chat are saying gaming is dead i dont understand it eekay: but the chat certainly isnt dead rn ASlowFatHorsey: I don’t think it’s ded either ASlowFatHorsey: It’s just we haven’t gamed together in like 4 days lol ASlowFatHorsey: Which is eons in TikTok brain eekay: yeah idk the threshold xylotile wants for gaming eekay: idk how much he is trolling when he says chat is dead eekay: i guess i get a different thing out of this chat than everybody else cause i dont irl ASlowFatHorsey: I mean it’s kinda hard to tell cuz he says it actually every single day eekay: yeah thats part of it eekay: hes always the first one to suggest gaming so always gets rejected ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda go numb to him asking ASlowFatHorsey: Ig i should respond more its just he does it so often idk eekay: i said that to him but he didnt think it was valid eekay: that saying it all the time devalues it eekay: maybea friggbot system for organizing gaming? eekay: like !queue league and it means you're down to play league if enough get on ASlowFatHorsey: ^^^^ ASlowFatHorsey: Do that ASlowFatHorsey: Yes ASlowFatHorsey: Added Xylotile to the group. eekay: @Xylotile @Joguitaro ? ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile sowwy baby g eekay: chat counseling time ASlowFatHorsey: Yesh Xylotile: i don’t get rejected Xylotile: i straight up get ghosted eekay: well the source of the problem is clear but i dont see the solution ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u ask so often we don’t know if ur being serious or not sometimes Xylotile: the solution is to be a good friend and say something eekay: thats not true eekay: what ap said Xylotile: ??? when was the last time i baited gaming ASlowFatHorsey: Bro Xylotile: since spring 2023 lol eekay: hes serious ASlowFatHorsey: U have to admit u have done that a lot in the past eekay: i didnt usually doubt that Xylotile: yes but i haven’t done that since even before summer ASlowFatHorsey: Hmm eekay: i dont even remember him doing that ASlowFatHorsey: Idk back and forth won’t get us anywhere ASlowFatHorsey: Ek do frigo bit thing eekay: well eekay: doesnt seem to exactly solve xylotiles issue but i dont think its a bad idea eekay: something to point out is that any random message is not likely to get repsonded to by more than one person thats just how the chat is eekay: requests to game, becuase they are so frequent, are no different
eekay: none people ASlowFatHorsey: i said if you play him right without spaming abilities his man is easier to manage ASlowFatHorsey: and it helps to have a passive like ASlowFatHorsey: that ASlowFatHorsey: whatever dude why tf are we argueing about this lol ASlowFatHorsey: not worth eekay: so should i play cho if i get filled? eekay: or not ASlowFatHorsey: i mean honestly hes pretty alright as a tank top ASlowFatHorsey: if you wanted to play him you could ASlowFatHorsey: hes a bit of a learning curve tho i imagine from playing mages ASlowFatHorsey: but not too muc ASlowFatHorsey: h eekay: what about garen or dar ASlowFatHorsey: i mean if you really want a free win the fine yeah they both are pretty fucken brain ded and ridiculously strong mainly darius tbh ASlowFatHorsey: but gl trying to get a game with darius tho ASlowFatHorsey: ev body bans him Xylotile: If you learn Darius you can carry every game Xylotile: Take ghost flash ASlowFatHorsey: true eekay: aight ill play some norms eekay: 16/5 loss on swain eekay: feels good Joguitaro: Nice macro bruh eekay: nope just jg diff eekay: roamed twice 2 double kills eekay: everlynn very skilled plater Joguitaro: Sounds like mid gap eekay: yo i jsut went piss and some guy went into the stall eekay: and he was fucking grunting loud as fuck eekay: then let out a fart that was like a solid 15 seconds eekay: this guy wasnt having a good time Joguitaro: Man had to shit eekay: goddamn i guess ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly saw the new sneaky cosplay eekay: oh shit is there a new one ASlowFatHorsey: Idk but i bet you lookin it up rn eekay: i did you lied ASlowFatHorsey: Get jebushed eekay: gettin my hopes up ASlowFatHorsey: Did you know there is a George w,h and p bush? ASlowFatHorsey: Then theres jeb bush eekay: im aware yeah ASlowFatHorsey: Half the name half the mn eekay: our birthday is only 7 days apart eekay: me n skeaky eekay: well 8 years and 7 days ASlowFatHorsey: Y does he do those cosplays eekay: i dont actually know eekay: just a hobby i guess Xylotile: Im p sure he has any onlyfans lmfao eekay: Lol eekay: Fr ASlowFatHorsey: Cross dressin for fun with mrs.D disapproval of course eekay: Lol ASlowFatHorsey: Oooo wait you and sneaky both cross dress wtf ASlowFatHorsey: Mo wonder have birthdays so close together ASlowFatHorsey: Pog eekay: I think you're onto something there jakecrewa: Hypothetical scenario: If sneaky was a girl and cosplayed as a guy and EK said “she is a hot guy” would that be gay? ASlowFatHorsey: 🧞‍♂️ CaMelon: Ek gay no matta what eekay: thats a good question @jakecrewa eekay: and do people think sneaky is gay for doing his cosplays? Xylotile: Ek gay Xylotile: @eekay some people definitely do eekay: i mean do the people here eekay: thinkt hat Xylotile: But he’s prolly getting mad cash so he doesn’t give a duck Xylotile: I think he’s kinda sus for doing that Xylotile: But get the bag by any means necessary eekay: who is paying him to cosplay?
ASlowFatHorsey: because you have to ASlowFatHorsey: civic duty eekay: is it just casue im able t vote or is it extra this year ASlowFatHorsey: and idk im going to take a wild guess here its a fucking presidential election eekay: yeha but i never saw that kinda stuff in other elections ASlowFatHorsey: false eekay: at least not to this degree ASlowFatHorsey: true eekay: i feel like im being bombarded eekay: it makes me want to vote less ASlowFatHorsey: i also think that alot of people dont really like the trumpster eekay: yeah half the people hated the president eekay: thats been true of every president eekay: since george washington ASlowFatHorsey: more than that ASlowFatHorsey: no not really to this degree Joguitaro: This is probably the most important election in like forever Joguitaro: Probably gonna have one of the highest voting turnouts ASlowFatHorsey: fax ASlowFatHorsey: Joguitaro: I’m gonna assume the other missing percent is third party? eekay: Why do you say that eekay: That it's the most important election ever ASlowFatHorsey: you dumb??? jakecrewa: Ek sleeping under rock ASlowFatHorsey: yeah fr eekay: Not america's first pandemic jakecrewa: Racism at its finest man eekay: And we had a president put us in a world war Joguitaro: 2 huge different ideologies ASlowFatHorsey: kinda the worst?? ASlowFatHorsey: pandemic Joguitaro: 2 extremes ASlowFatHorsey: over 230k deaths jakecrewa: Also if you think it’s only about the pandemic then I think you actually may have been under a rock lmao ASlowFatHorsey: also true Joguitaro: A big thing is also the tax changes eekay: Idk what else it would be if not corona jakecrewa: You can’t be serious Joguitaro: Like big big ASlowFatHorsey: they are completely diff in every way jakecrewa: Like tax changes might be important but it’s probably not even a top 5 issue atm Joguitaro: Polar opposites ASlowFatHorsey: how this country will be run for the next 4 years Joguitaro: It’s definitely big @jakecrewa eekay: im not joking ASlowFatHorsey: climate change, taxes, corna jakecrewa: Tax changes will only affect people making over 400 k which is a super small portion of voters eekay: every president has had to deal with issues i dont see any gigantic outliers besides corona Joguitaro: It’s affects businesses as well and the people working in them ASlowFatHorsey: cornona is kind of a big deal lol ASlowFatHorsey: 8percent unemplyment Joguitaro: Rona definitely biggest thing ASlowFatHorsey: 230k deaths ASlowFatHorsey: still climbing jakecrewa: Rona is still not the biggest thing man ASlowFatHorsey: business shutting down jakecrewa: I’m not going to get into it but it’s more than a pandemic jakecrewa: Because I’m not trying to argue Joguitaro: @jakecrewa pepega ASlowFatHorsey: no i wanna hear about the other issues ASlowFatHorsey: @jc ASlowFatHorsey: it wouldnt be an argument i just wanna know' Joguitaro: Fax jakecrewa: Nah I’m not going to start anything because i don’t like debating humanity ASlowFatHorsey: its not a debate though we just listening to what you have to say but ight Xylotile: 161 messages what Joguitaro: @Xylotile actual rock dweller Xylotile: i just got back ASlowFatHorsey: abortion, criminal justice reform, climate change, and election security to name a few