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eekay: where do yhou get this idea that i would suck xqc's cock
eekay: ik youre baiting but you keep repeating it
Xylotile: 😐
eekay: also tyler calling xqc viewers normies
Xylotile:
eekay: fax
Xylotile: im talkinga bout you
eekay: im aware
CaMelon: :|
eekay: can anybody do the splits with training
eekay: or are some people just not capable
CaMelon: :|
eekay: |:
Xylotile: nice job trying to change the subject
Xylotile: stupid
eekay: why does hte | look longer when its on the left
CaMelon: :| |:
eekay: it looks longer doesnt it
eekay: well no
eekay: there the first one looks longer
eekay: idk
Xylotile: ek watching xqc for 5 hours straight
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-square-pants-patrick-drool-silly-gif-3469496
eekay: the bait failed man
eekay: was just asking why you think im a hardcore fan
eekay: just move on'
CaMelon: ek watching xqc for 5 hours straight
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-square-pants-patrick-drool-silly-gif-3469496
eekay: 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡
ASlowFatHorsey: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707106574706933772/735012479037603913/tenor.gif
CaMelon: 🐫 🍈 🍉
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/patrick-inner-machinations-of-my-gif-5040640
eekay:
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: ethan...
Xylotile: did u marry ur dog 😕
eekay:
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6UKs3e2-pk
Xylotile: @eekay theres a swain one
eekay: makes no sense
Xylotile: hater
eekay: basically have my last excam in 10 minutes
eekay: 70 is the magic score
Xylotile: good luck
eekay: @CaMelon kick this man
Xylotile: AND THATS THAT FOR CLASSES THIS SEMESTER
Xylotile: LETS GO
eekay: 👻
jakecrewa: https://tenor.com/view/baphomet-magick-satan-lucifer-occult-gif-14087750
eekay: if vaccines caused autism
eekay: wouldnt it be cheaper to makre a vaccine that doesnt cause autism
eekay: than to have every world government cover it up and continue using the same vaccine?
CaMelon:
Xylotile: 👻
CaMelon: 👻
eekay: 🧟
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ?????????????????????????
eekay:
eekay: did you know this was a thinfg
eekay: its new right
CaMelon: 👻
ASlowFatHorsey: Huh
ASlowFatHorsey: No clue
ASlowFatHorsey: Ive never noticed it before
eekay: it lets you refresh the lunar shop
ASlowFatHorsey: I kinda guessed that
eekay: o
eekay: i didnt know if i was just stupid and never saw it the whole time or if it was new
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ErfBundy: Not fun time
ErfBundy: Prayers up brother 🙏
ErfBundy: We doing shit this summer tho on the real?
Xylotile: i wont be here
Xylotile: gonna be in colorado
Xylotile: ty ty
Xylotile: u had knee surgery right
ErfBundy: Aight
ErfBundy: Yeah like 4 times
ErfBundy: First guy fucked me up and wouldn’t admit it basically
Xylotile: no fucking way
Xylotile: what was ur injury
ErfBundy: My kneecap would just dislocate every so often
ErfBundy: It did it this time and I fractured it
ErfBundy: He went in to put a cadaver to keep my knee from dislocating and it ended up my body rejecting it
ErfBundy: He kept saying that wasn’t happening
ErfBundy: I went to like 5 different doctors and finally a guy from carle was like dude you need surgery like now
ErfBundy: Got surgery almost had Mursa or whatever a blood infection thing is called
ErfBundy: Sat in hospital for about two weeks
eekay: why did you go to 5 different doctors?
ErfBundy: So the original guy was like nah you fine
ErfBundy: Did another surgery because what ended up happening was like 5 months after the first one I had tissue like bursting through my skin
ErfBundy: So he was like ah we just take out the tissue then we good
ErfBundy: He did that and it came back through after like a week
ErfBundy: He then said idk wtf is happening and said I should see a dermatologist
ErfBundy: Went to that guy and he cut a hole in my knee after sticking me with like 10 numbing shots and doing a small surgery in his office
ErfBundy: Didn’t fix it
ErfBundy: Went to my main doctor she said I got a guy
ErfBundy: And that’s when I was told I needed immediate surgery like a week out
ErfBundy: So like 4 or 3 but regardless too many
eekay: that is a nightmare
ErfBundy: Yeah it was like a two year span of actual hell lmao
ErfBundy: That’s why my left knee has like no quad muscle
ErfBundy: Because I didn’t use it for actual years
eekay: how fragile is it now
eekay: like reinjury risk
ErfBundy: It’s fine for the most part the guy said that the hole the cadaver bore into my patella should heal on it’s own
ErfBundy: But I might need knee replacement later in life
ErfBundy: Yeah forgot to say the cadaver tendon literally ate a fucking tunnel through my patella lol
eekay: but like
eekay: do you have to be careful usin your legs and stuff?
eekay: runnin jumpin
ErfBundy: I mean not really
eekay: surprising to me
ErfBundy: I try not to fuck too hard because I really don’t wanna go through that again
eekay: seems like a lot of ppl were just diggin around in there
eekay: yeah not unwise
ErfBundy: Yeah it was super not fun
ErfBundy: I don’t think I could ever like have a sports career though I think if I pushed it a lot it wouldn’t go great
eekay: does that include esports
ErfBundy: Nah bro I’m fucking esports up dude
ErfBundy: Unironically the reason I’m decent at lots of games
ErfBundy: Is because I could only do that for like two years lol
ErfBundy: Learned siege during that time
ErfBundy: If y’all ever wanna see super gross pictures of it I got some
eekay: kind of tempted
eekay: ill save it for a rainy day
ErfBundy: It’s actually disgusting not gonna lie lol
ErfBundy: I’ll show ya sometime
eekay: still did this though after 2 year of getting fucked
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eekay: looks like tron
eekay: !dalle a soccer game in a world where clothes dont exist
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eekay: dammit
Joguitaro: !dalle ek staring at the defeat screen in league of legends
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eekay: spitting image
Xylotile: egay egay
Xylotile: queue up
Xylotile: im getting on
eekay: im AT 90%
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 61 minutes.
Xylotile: get in call
Xylotile: @Joguitaro u2
Xylotile: queue up
Xylotile: get in call
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
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ASlowFatHorsey: im guess 2 boss battles
Xylotile: did u know many bosses before going into it. I have no idea what malenia does
Xylotile: i still don't know what most of the end game bosses are
ASlowFatHorsey: no i didnt
ASlowFatHorsey: i just got the achievement for reaching every area in the game
ASlowFatHorsey: so im sure im almost done
eekay:
Xylotile: erm
Xylotile: is it harder than elden ring
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
ASlowFatHorsey: but idk its just diff tho
ASlowFatHorsey: its really not too bad once u learn how to play it
ASlowFatHorsey: that will take a while tho
Xylotile: dunno if ill ever finish elden ring lol
Xylotile: one game fs i wont finish is horizon
Xylotile: that game suckssssss
eekay:
eekay: widekeanu blocks your bait
Xylotile: damn
eekay: overrated game
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sad-monkey-monkey-sad-awkward-shy-gif-17280260242290492025
Xylotile: never played it
Xylotile: never played the first one either
eekay: its a story game of course you havent
Xylotile: ive played plenty of story games
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Xylotile: @eekay you call me tiktok brain but you always got 3 streams on at a time
eekay:
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: why are u using that so much today
eekay: why are you baiting so much
eekay: actually why are you talking so much in general
eekay: take it down several notches fr
Xylotile: :/
ASlowFatHorsey: Mans is almost the size of blue buff
ASlowFatHorsey: Respect
eekay: somebody spoke french in my dream last night
eekay: thats a first
ASlowFatHorsey: U sure it was French?
ASlowFatHorsey: Or did it just sound like it
eekay: def french
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/rock-rock-sus-sus-gif-26454629
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok do NOT look at Robinhood rn
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/war-flashback-meme-gif-11373632052098267276
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/depressed-gif-15293066
ASlowFatHorsey: Time to buy more
eekay: actually yeah
Xylotile: Oklo down to 32
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/licking-lips-nelly-tilt-ya-head-back-song-yummy-delicious-gif-21286950
Joguitaro: Honestly I be praying on oklos downfall so I can buy in again
ASlowFatHorsey: Wow trump actually just appointed a Fox News weekend host as secretary of defense
ASlowFatHorsey: Classic
Xylotile: as long as he keeps funding lockheed
Xylotile: he could appoint melania
Xylotile: jk jk
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-6291937884935153335
ASlowFatHorsey: U guys should play sekiro
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eekay: okmb
CaMelon: no peace in da middle east man
Xylotile: any gamers?
CaMelon: angong us?
CaMelon: amongus
CaMelon: !?
Xylotile: 😐
CaMelon: keep h8in mab
CaMelon: man
eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
CaMelon: 👻
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey tomorrow 430 still
eekay: ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yer
eekay: coo
ASlowFatHorsey: yo can mr poopybutthole pls stand up @jakecrewa
ASlowFatHorsey: smh cant even show up to the gamings
jakecrewa: Gamer here
ASlowFatHorsey: so cake jrews how u feelin bout isreali palistine relations??
ASlowFatHorsey: thats what i thought
ASlowFatHorsey: prolly didnt even go to the big brain academy
ASlowFatHorsey:
CaMelon: 📠
eekay: i havent played league in like 3 weeks
eekay: why am i nervous
eekay: wait wtf summer is only 2 months??????????????
ASlowFatHorsey: First time creamin ur pants
ASlowFatHorsey: more like 3
eekay: no shot am i in school 9-10 months out of the year
eekay: that doesnt add up
ASlowFatHorsey: Most of may, june, july and most of august
eekay: no
ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda how its always been
ASlowFatHorsey: im so fuckin bored already wtf
eekay: are you done with shit
ASlowFatHorsey: Finished yesterday
eekay: yeah its not amazing like it used to be
eekay: it used to be like SUMMER BREAK WOOOOOOOOOOOO
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah true
eekay: and i was still so excited to end it this year
eekay: grass is always greener i guess
ASlowFatHorsey: Now its watch youtube for 3 monts
eekay: yeha im just climbing and watchin yt
eekay: thats my next 3 months
eekay: and training
ASlowFatHorsey: I feel like next semester im gonna get fucked
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz profs dont have a rewind button
eekay: i mean this is very close to the last siummer break we will have
eekay: which is why i dont want to work
ASlowFatHorsey: Shiiiiiiiit
eekay: only way i get 3 motnhs to myself after the next few years is if im unemployed
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-approved-gif-8679235
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah i already picked a spot in my madres basment im going to renovate
eekay: ur gonna what
eekay: lol
eekay: renebate
CaMelon: not even gamerese speakin ek
ASlowFatHorsey: Fax
eekay: camel what u doin today
CaMelon: Gardening
ASlowFatHorsey: Joey with a side salad
eekay: thats it
CaMelon: and building keyboard
eekay: and ur not climbing
eekay: :|
eekay: thats a little bit weird man
CaMelon:
eekay: so not climbing
CaMelon:
CaMelon: @Joguitaro have you been playing warframe for a week straight or what man
eekay: thats the call of duty fortnite gamemode right
CaMelon: idk
CaMelon: no thats warzone
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
eekay: oh
CaMelon:
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eekay: one its not
eekay: and so does half the infrastructure that runs the world
eekay: its probably one of the most reliable parts of the custom shit since its off the sheld
Xylotile: Hi
Xylotile: Huh
eekay: u are wrong and people love being outraged
Xylotile: What’s off the shed mean
eekay: lol
eekay: shelf
eekay: off the shelf
Xylotile: Oh lol my bad
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/disappear-gif-26453041
eekay: that one goes out to the women
Xylotile: I propose gamings
Xylotile: Only way I’ll watch arcana
Xylotile: Arcane
eekay: dela
eekay: why do you think women are so much more likely to main a female champ?
Xylotile: Ima let you think about that one
eekay: men arent more likely to main male champs
Xylotile: @Joguitaro ???
Xylotile: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/14ejzuj/interesting_how_no_guys_ever_hit_on_me_because_im/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1
Xylotile: Heyo what’s going on
eekay: do piercings ever interfere with lactation you think?
Xylotile: I would say so
Xylotile: He gonna do it again
Xylotile: @Joguitaro wyaaaaaa
Xylotile: I bed at 11
Xylotile: My time
Xylotile: How do animals know the migration patterns
Xylotile: Are they like “hmm I feel very strongly about going this way for 1000 miles”
eekay: literally yeah
Xylotile: Nuts
Xylotile: It’s also the magnetic fields
eekay: lots of migratory species have ways to sense the earths magnetic field
eekay: so they know their compass direction
eekay: oop
eekay: yeah'
Xylotile: Literally what I said
Xylotile: My fault
eekay: what makes a man doctor choose gynecology
Joguitaro: Puss
Xylotile: Do you guys know if the Spider-Man whopper is still a thing
eekay: yeah it gave me superpowers
Xylotile: Oops
eekay: is that justin roiland?
Xylotile: I have no idea
Xylotile: A uiuc alum got thrown off a cliff in Germany
Xylotile: Recent alum
eekay: y
Xylotile: A guy was trying to assault her so he threw her off the cliff
Xylotile: And her friend ran to help her but also got thrown off
Xylotile: Luckily she got caught on a branch so she didn’t fall all the way down
eekay: uh
eekay: confused by he/her
eekay: whos who?
Xylotile: Man threw uiuc woman alum off a cliff
Xylotile: My bad
Xylotile: Uiuc woman alum’s friend tried to help. Friend got thrown off the cliff as well
eekay: so man was trying to assault uiuc and decided to throw her off a cliff
eekay: like rape?
Xylotile: Basically yeah
eekay: she died but friend didnt?
Xylotile: Yep
Xylotile: I had a dream about a girl I’ve never met before
Xylotile: She gave me her name but I forgot
Xylotile: Forgor
eekay: was it her
Xylotile: No lol
Xylotile: This girl was Mexican
Xylotile: Alum was Asian
eekay: race is a construct for oppression
eekay: ive heard u cant dreamn a face u havent seen
eekay: i cant remember ever doing it
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Xylotile: after using an ability
ASlowFatHorsey: o
Joguitaro: look at it again
ASlowFatHorsey: no u
Joguitaro: UNIQUE Passive: After using an ability, deal 100% base attack damage (+40% bonus attack damage) physical damage on-hit and restore 3% of your maximum mana (1.5 second cooldown).
Xylotile:
Xylotile: this is why im not a big fan of tyler sometimes
Xylotile: he encourages this
Joguitaro: lol
Xylotile: looks guys
Xylotile: i can say ff at 2 minutes
Xylotile: im so cool
Xylotile: im kinda happy to get promos done tho
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean
Xylotile: we gmn
ASlowFatHorsey: Swaygeum swegum
Joguitaro: we gam
ASlowFatHorsey: Didnt your rank get reset xylotile?
Xylotile: wym
ASlowFatHorsey: I thought camel said there was going to be a rank reset or something
Xylotile: no lol it wa s ajoke
ASlowFatHorsey: O
ASlowFatHorsey: Olo
Joguitaro: we gmm?
Xylotile: i cant
Xylotile: until late
Xylotile: the classic shen afk for 5 minutes
Joguitaro: bruh
Xylotile: then come back without punihsment
Joguitaro: why always so late
Xylotile: idk u tell me
CaMelon:
CaMelon: @eekay
eekay: Carried
eekay: 12 top hanks prolly
eekay: Ganks
ASlowFatHorsey: tom hanks be like
eekay: Yo my power still out
eekay: That shit ain't right
ASlowFatHorsey: get fridged
ASlowFatHorsey: o wait
ASlowFatHorsey: no fridge available
eekay: Yeah good I've
eekay: I've
eekay: ONE
CaMelon: ur power too scared to compete with the singed dmg
eekay: fuck typing on phone
eekay: And fuck singed
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/nerf-singed-gif-17972261
CaMelon: lol
eekay: Lol
eekay: ok we back
eekay: power on lets go
Joguitaro: Nice power diff
eekay: t1 is jsut scrimming for rivals right
eekay: like this not real game?
Xylotile: @CaMelon
Xylotile: @CaMelon
Xylotile: Urgent
Xylotile: Do you have the clip of Tyler saying the n word
Xylotile: @CaMelon
CaMelon: on my phone
Xylotile: Fuck
eekay: whats up man
eekay: yeah right here
Xylotile: Can someone find it pls
Xylotile: It’s in chat
CaMelon: Pinned a message.
CaMelon: @Xylotile
CaMelon: pinned
eekay: word
eekay: omg
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6_urFR5xdk&ab_channel=TobiasFate
CaMelon: so low of tobias fate to play the easiest champ in the game
eekay: yeah this vid is an ego boost for5 me
eekay: guy is really shit at swain
eekay: although he was playing vs velkoz which is apparently swains worst counter
eekay: but ive played vs a velkoz preciesly one time
eekay:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ayy-nae-nae-turn-up-dancing-locker-room-gif-5234578
Xylotile: Ty cam
CaMelon: np
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eekay: no argument
eekay: lets just go now
jakecrewa: Maybe. I need to do school gamings
eekay: im asking you to do it right now so maybe is not an option
eekay: its yes or no
eekay: or you state another time
jakecrewa: No
eekay: aight
eekay: tomorrow whenever then
eekay: not 3-4:30 im working
eekay: any other time after 7:30 i am down
jakecrewa: You streaming it on twitch?
eekay: lol no
eekay: ill stream it on discord
eekay: dude i watched like the best twitch stream ive ever seen today though
eekay: people are just streaming movies in the artifact section on twitch since forsen got banned
Xylotile: what movies
Xylotile: link
eekay: wall-e
eekay: i cried during wall-e no cap
eekay: https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Artifact
eekay: people are streaming old forsen vods or movies and sometimes gay porn
Xylotile:
Xylotile: yo wtf is ek doing on the stream
eekay: :|
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
eekay: oh no
Xylotile:
eekay: is that for reporting me
Xylotile: is that the only movie playing
Xylotile: lotr
eekay: yo ddd is ramping up but im getting better at speedrunning it
eekay: i think soebody doing the shining too
eekay: but they played wall-e and harry potter and wreck it wralph 2 today
eekay: thsi guy
Xylotile: wreck it ralph is good
eekay: https://www.twitch.tv/seanc26
eekay: second one was a but zoomer
eekay: but i could watch literally any movie with chat
eekay: makes it 100000x better
eekay: so good man
Xylotile: hes offline
eekay: yes he is
eekay: he was streaming earlier
Xylotile: ohh
Xylotile: it was the senna going crazy
Xylotile: most likely
eekay: oh
eekay: yeah he was just goin wild
Xylotile: hopefully lol
eekay: must be a troll nobody gets that mad for no reason
Xylotile: https://www.twitch.tv/cartierst
eekay: yeah
eekay: artifact is so dead
eekay: its all just forsen refugees
Xylotile: arent these all copywritted
eekay: yes theyre violating tos
Xylotile: copywritten*?
eekay: if a staff member saw them they would get permad
eekay: but that why they do it in artifact section
eekay: cause its dead as fuck
Xylotile: the accounts are probably burner
Xylotile: so who cares
eekay: im sure
eekay: for a time the staff was getting on it pretty hard
jakecrewa: @eekay did you get your 6 in today?
eekay: @jakecrewa workin on 6 soon
eekay: "thats disgusting"
jakecrewa: That’s disgusting
eekay: mmhmm
jakecrewa: Lmao
Xylotile: LOL
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Pinned a message.
Xylotile: mastery level 4 yasuo with no skin
Xylotile: should ibe scared
eekay: yasuops are always wildcards
eekay: dude that sylas game where i solokilled him like 8 times
eekay: he didnt miss a single tornado
eekay: i got predicted like 16 times
eekay: he was still sahit though
Xylotile: i wish more streamers did what soda did
Xylotile: with midsummer sum
eekay: yeha theres not a lot of watch parties
Xylotile: ah thats what they're called
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Xylotile: My rate high as fuck for private even with a goated credit score
ASlowFatHorsey: I got state govt
Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro
Xylotile: What percent
Xylotile: Do you remember
eekay: idk 8 i think
eekay: is that a normal number
Xylotile: Did you get public
Xylotile: I’m getting 10%
eekay: gov
Xylotile: For private
eekay: shish
Xylotile: Well private are usually higher cuz you can borrow more
Xylotile: Hmm then 10% might not be a lot
ASlowFatHorsey: Im not paying a cent
Xylotile: We know dude but you did have a interest rate
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk prolly like 6-7
Xylotile: yeah nvm i aint getting a loan
Xylotile: loans are scams
Xylotile: 10% is NOT 10%
ASlowFatHorsey: Gamings?
ASlowFatHorsey: Pls
Xylotile: theyre climbing
ASlowFatHorsey: Fucking pieces of shit
eekay: We home 1hr
Joguitaro: Gamings soon we promise
eekay: If it's between Thai and gaming I choose gaming
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/po-master-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-epic-gif-10723361502269288714
eekay: Easily
Xylotile: ok but you guys pick up food
eekay: From Thai?
Xylotile: that could work
Xylotile: i was thinking fast food
eekay: We can pick up
Joguitaro: If we order it now it might be done by the time we get there
eekay: What y'all want
eekay: Anywhere
Xylotile: lol tru
ASlowFatHorsey: Birds nest soup
Xylotile: down for monkey
Xylotile: havent ran it in a while
Joguitaro: 😒
Xylotile: that looks so weird on desktop lol
ASlowFatHorsey:
Joguitaro: So what we eatin
Xylotile: monkey
Joguitaro: 🙄🙄🙄
Joguitaro: I’ll say it
Joguitaro: Monkey is mid
Xylotile: egay wants monkey
Xylotile: i just know it
Joguitaro: We leavin
Xylotile: so order the munch?
eekay: Pref thai
Xylotile: ehhhh
Xylotile: i thought i had to call
Xylotile: sure we can pickup from thai
Xylotile: send ur order asap
Xylotile: egay how was chicky noody
Joguitaro: I want the pad Thai ew thing
Joguitaro: The noodles with added beef
Xylotile: pad see ew?
Joguitaro: Spice level 2
Xylotile: oh
Joguitaro: Yeah
Xylotile: the pho?
Xylotile: oh nvm
Joguitaro: Pad see ew
Xylotile: u want mixed veggies on that thang
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: bro
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: what do you want
Joguitaro: Ek want chick noodle
Joguitaro: I want it how it comes
Xylotile: ok it comes with veggies
Joguitaro: With added beef
Xylotile: i dont want you bitching like a little bitch
Joguitaro: Oh actually what all comes on it
Xylotile: "ewwww why did you veggies on it 😠 "
Xylotile: spice level for egay?
Joguitaro: Not my fault you bad at ordering
Xylotile: ur stupid
Joguitaro: He want 4
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ErfBundy: I love YouTube documentaries
Xylotile: hi
ErfBundy: @eekay what’s going on with all this chess drama
eekay: lol
eekay: the world champ ragequit a very important major chess tournament after losing to a guy he was suspicious of cheating
eekay: he didnt say he thought he was cheating but implied it
eekay: and the other guy has cheated in online games before but is still a top player and has never cheated somewhere really important
ErfBundy: That’s kind of what I gathered
eekay: yeah its drama so
ErfBundy: It’s been going on for a little bit now hasn’t it
eekay: ppls just give their take even tho facts are scarce
eekay: yeah its a big deal
Joguitaro: How you cheat in chess though in person
eekay: world champ drops out of the sinquefield cup
eekay: people use devices which signal them moves
eekay: or go to the bathroom where theres a phone stashed or smthn
Joguitaro: Oh they phone a friend for what’s optimal
ErfBundy: Lmao that’s hilarious
eekay: usually use a computer on the phone to calculate best move but
eekay: yeah
ErfBundy: Is magnus like boycotting shit then
ErfBundy: Or like what’s he doin
eekay: from what ive seen he just quit this one
Joguitaro: Hold on gotta go to the bathroom and pull the magnus bot up
eekay: so hell be back next year but
ErfBundy: https://twitter.com/champchesstour/status/1571909298145591296?s=46&t=bFxfNjLuEnWSY_gHzolODA
ErfBundy: I just saw this
ErfBundy: Idk if it’s new or old
eekay: lol
eekay: major bm
ErfBundy: It seems like it’s kind of becoming a huge deal though like hella people have been talking about it
ErfBundy: Kind of crazy
eekay: yeah its like
eekay: watergate of chess basically
eekay: big deal
ErfBundy: Lmao it’s like Jordan retiring for a year and a half type of deal
eekay: nobody rated so high as hans has ever been caught cheating or i think formally accused by soembody else high rated let alone the wc
ErfBundy: I mean you would think that if he has a history of it and magnus thinks he is cheating then it has to have some kind of weight to it
eekay: wellll
eekay: hes the wc
eekay: his opinion has to carry some pretty heavy weight
ErfBundy: That’s what I’m saying
eekay: maybe he just wants to see the world burn
eekay: step 1
eekay: accuse random person of cheating and resign
eekay: step 2
eekay: say nothing
ErfBundy: I feel like that’s counter productive to wanting your sport to keep growing though lol
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988
eekay: what kinda growth does he care about
eekay: hes best in the world by a mile
eekay: you hear that hes not defending his title?
ErfBundy: When you play a game though you usually enjoy it and care about the community staying healthy and growing
ErfBundy: He’s not?
eekay: yeah hjes not resigning but
ErfBundy: Damn
eekay: when the time comes to challenge him for wc he just gonna afk it
ErfBundy: End of an era lol
eekay: yeah he woulda been the guy for a while probably
ErfBundy: I mean is he like the MJ of chess?
ErfBundy: Or nah
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eekay: wrong
Xylotile: wrong
eekay: jrmu7
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn99-brooklyn-nine-nine-b99-terry-crews-terry-jeffords-gif-13703698
jakecrewa: @Xylotile all the classic mw2 maps and you say favela?
jakecrewa: Oh nevermind i see the context
Xylotile: It was a map I never got lol
Xylotile: I did once in a while
jakecrewa: I feel like I got it more than anything else
CaMelon: time to level account
CaMelon: @Xylotile u know why ranked is down?
Xylotile: nope
Xylotile: do you
CaMelon: no
eekay: new drone just landed on amrs
eekay: like 15m ago
CaMelon: there isnt a drone on my arms
Joguitaro: drone on aram? :0
CaMelon: @Xylotile maybe the crashing is why they disabled
eekay: @CaMelon oh shit
eekay: you can queueu up now
eekay: the only os not affected is linux
eekay: easy winners queue
CaMelon: fraaaxxx
CaMelon: even though it isnt an officially supported platform
eekay: racists
CaMelon: facs I gess riot doesnt know de wae @eekay
CaMelon:
eekay: did you guys know that .9 repeating is equal to 1
Xylotile: Isn’t that the case for 1.9 repeating too
Xylotile: = 2
Joguitaro: yes
eekay: yeah
jakecrewa: You guys didn’t remember that from Peterson’s class lol
eekay: id never heard of it
Xylotile: Shut up ek
Xylotile: Bitch ass
eekay: LOL compensating for sub50 wr
eekay: u dont deserve to be plat
eekay: u dont deserve gold
Xylotile: i can play zoomed in on a smurf
Xylotile: and still get higher rank than you
Xylotile: i will play any champ you tell me to mid and i will get higher rank than you
eekay: incorrect
Xylotile: except for yuumi
eekay: it would take you years to get to my rank with swain
Xylotile: that is just false
Xylotile: categorically false
eekay: hes more mechanically challenging than you realize
Xylotile: im a better swain player than you are
eekay: by far
Xylotile: and i dont even play the champ
eekay: the fact that you think that after youve seen me play provers my point
eekay: you dont even realize all the things im doing and thinking about to realize the depth of my gameplay
eekay: i literally use interdimensional calculus to ks with w from midlane
eekay: i do it mentally
Xylotile:
eekay: yeah this is about as complex as youll eevr understand the champ
eekay: if u one trick swain
eekay: road to bronze
Xylotile: ok
Xylotile: camel u not in the ranked grind?
CaMelon: its still down
Xylotile: oh wtf
CaMelon: yea
eekay: got bamings?
Xylotile: bamings
eekay: not talking ot u loser
Xylotile: ot u
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/makedaisychains-ot-week-occupational-therapy-ot-choose-ot-gif-19031148
eekay: what a waste of a gif
Xylotile: damn i forgot i have limited gifs
Xylotile: headass
eekay: huh
eekay: oh it was a joke
eekay: i meant its not a waste to post its a waste to use that in gif form
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jakecrewa: Indeed
eekay: Seriously thoigh why'd she hate me so much
eekay: Just not her type I guess
eekay: She sucked all your dicks though
jakecrewa: Step 1: Don’t piss her off within the literal first week of school
eekay: Tf did I do
ASlowFatHorsey: something about jo i think
jakecrewa: I don’t remember a Jo. Did they have a last name
eekay: Joe father
Xylotile: I think it started when you joined our anatomy class for like a day
Xylotile: New discord picture is better than all y’all’s
Xylotile: Except maybe jake
Joguitaro: Yours is dick lol
Xylotile: What
Joguitaro: ?
Xylotile: Tarzaned is such a man child imo
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/tarzan-jump-stare-strong-tree-gif-12175969
CaMelon: of course
CaMelon: he grew up in the jungle
eekay: Lol
eekay: Wow I just got thar
eekay: Never understood the name
Xylotile: Same lol
CaMelon: 🤦
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-face-palm-seriously-exasperated-gif-7304550
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/mike-taylor-why-why-me-me-slide-gif-15024288
eekay: t1 over the course of an 8 hour stream
Joguitaro: I didn’t even realize they released viego
eekay: wait wha
eekay: on
eekay: live?
eekay: no way
Joguitaro: Yep
eekay: oh fuckinhell
eekay: love the ranked meta when new champ is out
eekay: whoever gets the new chapmp loses the game
eekay: for free
Joguitaro: True lol
eekay: didnt notice it with rell though
eekay: didnt play a game with her for like weeks though
Joguitaro: No one plays new support champs
Joguitaro: No one cares
eekay: yk the last 3 champions i dont think have been too too ridiculous on release
eekay: maybe i just think that cause they followed yone
eekay: which was on par with aphelios on release
Joguitaro: Maybe Zoe but idk
eekay: i wasnt around for that one
Joguitaro: Neither was I
Joguitaro: Just heard was bad
eekay: i started playing regularly right arund senna release
Xylotile: Oh yeah it was really bad
Xylotile: You couldn’t qss zoe bubble
eekay: what was
eekay: oh
Xylotile: U could qss drowsy but not sleep lol
eekay: yeah it still seems pretty unfun
Xylotile: True
eekay: kind of hard to balance sucha minmax charactewr
Xylotile: She used to drop tp
eekay: that sounds pretty cringle
eekay: but zoein any state is straight up santa claus
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: They’re removed redemption
eekay: wha
eekay: she cant use redemption anymore??
Xylotile: Yeah this patch
Xylotile: Like it doesn’t drop
eekay: hmm
eekay: thats an interesting move
eekay: was it that good?
eekay: probably another too good in high elo thing
Xylotile: Ok nerf
Xylotile: I mean it doesn’t work on minions
Xylotile: So it’s p useless unless ur team is really low
Xylotile: They added new items too
ASlowFatHorsey: yeah they gave her alot of the new mythic passives
ASlowFatHorsey: like chem punk tank, locket
ASlowFatHorsey: tank mythic passives for the most part i think
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ErfBundy: 100%
Xylotile: ok same
ErfBundy: lol
Xylotile: do you feel like shuffle doesnt work
ErfBundy: wdym
Xylotile: b/c that shit is 100% rigged
ErfBundy: lmao how so
Xylotile: i shuffle one guy out of like a 40+ artist playlist and the next song is by the same guy
Xylotile: from the same album
ErfBundy: lmao
Xylotile: and he only has like 5 songs out of 400
Xylotile: in the playlist
ErfBundy: i do have a decent amount of times ill want a certain song to come next and it will come up next
Xylotile: erfbundy u rock with bruno mars?
ErfBundy: he got a few bangers
Xylotile: wym *few*
Xylotile: he the goat
Xylotile: or goated
ErfBundy: he is pretty good lol
Xylotile: at least
Xylotile: his old shit is so good
ErfBundy: i just dont listen to him a lot is all
Xylotile: i can jerk off to it
ErfBundy: tru
ErfBundy: lol
Xylotile: i mean what
ErfBundy: yeah yeah yeah
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: how
Xylotile: your e clears the entire wave
Xylotile: you cant be that bad bro
ErfBundy: lol
eekay: im a new viktor bruv
eekay: and ive said before its not about csing in lane
Xylotile: ur playing ranked
Xylotile: tho
eekay: its about being wherre the waves are
eekay: idkw here to walk after lane
eekay: ok im not really new but the second thing is true
eekay: and cs doesnt matter the champ is brokne
eekay: see
eekay:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sweat-sweating-sweaty-airplane-ted-striker-gif-4372615
eekay: yup
eekay: u rn
eekay: @jakecrewa finished what we do in the shadows last night i think
jakecrewa: Yeah I have premium, and a lot of sites make shuffling less random because of stuff like that lol. Like they won’t play the same artist back to back
jakecrewa: @eekay was it the theater ep
eekay: yes i was unsure when i watched it
eekay: its a really good show
jakecrewa: That last line after Guillermo slays all the folks killed me
eekay: i didnt realize at the time thheyre making another season i was finna flame you for making me watch it
Xylotile: wym jc
jakecrewa: Yeah if it were only two seasons that would have been tragic
eekay: i fucking love when nando says "this fucking guy"
Xylotile: by lots of sites
jakecrewa: Same. I’ve been catching myself say it
eekay: people dont tihnk random shuffles are random so they make them evenly distributed
eekay: and not actually random
Xylotile: wait grossgore has sex with a 16 year old as 21 lol
jakecrewa: @Xylotile Apple Music and i think Spotify made their shuffle features less random because of complaints like that
eekay: @jakecrewa watch movie
jakecrewa: @eekay I will lol. That one seen where the zombie won’t die was great because of the constant “this fuckinh guy”
eekay: lol yes
CaMelon: Anyone here used the respondus lockdown browser?
eekay: yes
Xylotile: nope
eekay: yes
jakecrewa: I think we used respondus for krunyon
eekay: ^
Xylotile: did we
eekay: thaty and i have for colleg eclasses
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Xylotile: You’re not getting me
Xylotile: It’s 1pm not 2pm
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/nasa-our-home-home-earth-space-gif-9369825
eekay: different timezone in cleveland
jakecrewa: Bill’s going through a manic episode right now
Xylotile: Manic?
jakecrewa: Do i look like google? God damn
Xylotile: How about you manic these balls in yo mouth
jakecrewa: How to kill a joke
Xylotile: Hey jc quick question bro
jakecrewa: No
Xylotile: https://youtube.com/shorts/z31PQvrC3u4
eekay: yeah like i said xylotile
eekay: you need to take a break from typing
eekay: come back tomorrow
Xylotile: ok
Xylotile: brb
eekay: ive regretted reading every message youve typed today
Xylotile: the last one too?
eekay: u said brb
eekay: stop typing
Xylotile: yes and im back now
Xylotile: whats ur point
Xylotile: i was getting something from my room
eekay: guys are we having a siren day party
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 95 minutes.
Xylotile: ???????????????????????????
Joguitaro: ?
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/meme-athiest-lazy-gif-12133718
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dolphin-waving-smiling-you-make-me-happy-cute-gif-17830649
Xylotile: @eekay get gg to play league
eekay: man
eekay: take a break
eekay: stop typing
eekay: please
Xylotile: as bvdsxaXDCSAqsd
eekay: lets go
eekay: 84 on physics exam
eekay: im cracked
ErfBundy: Someone should hire you honestly
eekay: im straight employable rn
ErfBundy: Kinda nutty tbh
eekay: i mean considering i got a failing grade on 3/5 of the homework assignments up to that
CaMelon: nice cheatuing man
eekay: and he gives partial credit lol
ErfBundy: Nah nah nah don’t worry about the other ones
eekay: tbh i did kind of cheat
ErfBundy: In the past
eekay: its not fair that im allowed to be this smart
eekay: kinda cheating if i dont show up to the exam drunk and high
eekay:
eekay:
eekay: this guy gives me william vibes
Joguitaro: true lol
eekay: just incoherent and horny ramblings
eekay: lololoo
ErfBundy: What is that a comment of
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqTcHtSSfUE&ab_channel=%D0%90%D0%BD%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B9%D0%9A%D0%BE%D1%87%D1%83%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B2
ErfBundy: Interesting
eekay: its a jammer
ErfBundy: Bro it’s been two weeks since I last played league
eekay: same its been a bit
ErfBundy: I think when I get on I’ll have to gamble a fuck ton of money
ErfBundy: To make up for lost time
ErfBundy: Three days left
Xylotile: Erfbundy you can give me the money
Xylotile: @eekay rent free in your head
eekay: im sure you ahve lots of people living in your head too
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jakecrewa: *pluto is a fucking planet bitch*
Xylotile: lol
eekay: yeah incoming
jakecrewa: Oh that’s what i thought he was going to say
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey gym tomorrow?
Xylotile: ill show you some incline benchpress
Xylotile: 10/10
eekay: tenorgif.com/gif/rick-andrick-and-morty-pluto-gif-pluto-is-a-planet.gif
ASlowFatHorsey: jc jc jc jc jc
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/jerry-smith-pluto-is-a-fucking-planet-bitch-rick-and-morty-gif-10933429
ASlowFatHorsey: is only used
ASlowFatHorsey: at proper times
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/jerry-smith-pluto-is-a-fucking-planet-bitch-rick-and-morty-gif-10933429
ASlowFatHorsey: im not a fucking troglodyte
eekay: wait what the fuck
eekay: i posted an image of the link and it embedded the gif
eekay: thats kinda sick
Xylotile: liar
jakecrewa: That’s cap
eekay: u wot
Xylotile: are you stupid
eekay: jc do it
eekay: screenshot the text link and send it
Xylotile: tenorgif.com/gif/rick-andrick-and-morty-pluto-gif-pluto-is-a-planet.gif
Xylotile:
eekay: not the one im talking about moron
jakecrewa: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551246526924455937/820164073148514324/unknown.png
eekay: what
eekay:
eekay: i must have just pasted the link too
eekay: nvm
Xylotile: retard
eekay: i mean hahahha get trolllllllled
Xylotile: re
Xylotile: tard
Xylotile: ed
jakecrewa: Wasting my time smh
eekay: gotcha
Xylotile: delusional
Xylotile: ?
jakecrewa: We call that one the xylotile
eekay: trolollololololololool
Xylotile: *banters*
Xylotile: delusional
ASlowFatHorsey: 👉 🔥 🍞 🇲🇾 👩🦼 🤣
Xylotile: ?
Xylotile: *gets flamed for being gay*
Xylotile: delusional
Xylotile: ?
eekay: get toasted steven hawking
Xylotile: is that costa rica
eekay: did you egt gay fromt he disabled person?
Xylotile: yes totally
ASlowFatHorsey: Malaysian steven hawking
Xylotile: every gay person is disabled
Xylotile: isn't that the consensus
Xylotile: im talking about taylor you fucking dingus
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-scuse-me-looking-around-confused-who-gif-6077244
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/ya-dingus-gif-5450017
jakecrewa: No he fingered a really hot disabled girl with a yeast infection from that country and she started laughing
jakecrewa: I speak AP
Xylotile: ????
Xylotile: AP
Xylotile: gym tomorrow
Xylotile: yes or no
eekay: so bread means
ASlowFatHorsey: 😮
ASlowFatHorsey: jc
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ASlowFatHorsey: was
ASlowFatHorsey: nah its still 60 lol?
ASlowFatHorsey: 20 buckls more than shadow of erd
Xylotile: the reviews for the dlc is mostly positive but for the premium dlc it's mixed reviews
Xylotile: weird
Xylotile: i guess if ap can beat the game, i can beat it too
ASlowFatHorsey: lolololol
ASlowFatHorsey: good one
ASlowFatHorsey: man u play with all the companions and dopple ganger
ASlowFatHorsey: and u couldnt beat it
ASlowFatHorsey: we are not the same
Xylotile: lol i stopped cuz i was bored of the build
ASlowFatHorsey: uhuh
Xylotile: this run i havent used any companions or clones
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/gHN66cEzGKw.gif
Xylotile: any summoners either
Xylotile: lol fuck you frig
ASlowFatHorsey: i wish frig
ASlowFatHorsey: what boss u at
ASlowFatHorsey: or area
Xylotile: im taking my sweet time with the lady servessas or w/e her name is
Xylotile: rennala
Xylotile: not even close
Xylotile: rennalas map is boring tbh
Xylotile: basically all swamp
ASlowFatHorsey: u just not even lookin gman
ASlowFatHorsey: i think the castle is really fuckin cool
ASlowFatHorsey: and there are plenty of cool stuff to look at
Xylotile:
Xylotile: ive explored a good amount
Xylotile: i cant figure out how to get to the top level of the south side
Xylotile: i know theres a lot of stuff there
ASlowFatHorsey: look at map
ASlowFatHorsey: it tells u
Xylotile: i have bro
Xylotile: i think you're supposed to go from from the bottom right hand corner and hug the path going west
Xylotile: but i cant find the air elevator thingy or places to jumpo
ASlowFatHorsey: then try it
Xylotile:
Xylotile: that way
ASlowFatHorsey: try it then
ASlowFatHorsey: if not that way look where roads are
ASlowFatHorsey: that always helps me
Xylotile: i have not looked at the roads
Xylotile: but you cant jump in the direction of the arrow
Xylotile: p sure
ASlowFatHorsey: ight then try smthn else
Xylotile: I WILL
Xylotile: i sweat some of these catacombs mobs attack's are harder to roll than bosses
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235
eekay:
eekay: oh man
eekay: karlach almost got ccd and wouldnt have escaped
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dog-looking-sussy-and-cute-gif-22572677
eekay: i forgot tyhe ethel strats i used in act 1 and just tried to zug it
ASlowFatHorsey: Act 3 brain
ASlowFatHorsey: Aka smoothie
Xylotile: Man why are pharmacists so stupid
Xylotile: When they call you that your prescription is ready to be picked up they’re lying
Xylotile: Big pharma lie
Joguitaro: surely there is nothing wrong you did here surely
Xylotile: I didn’t they called my mom and said it’s ready to be picked up
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I76wvt0aEE4
Xylotile: Now I gotta wait 20 minutes because they can’t count to 30 pills
Joguitaro: when they call
Xylotile: Ok so my mommy lied
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eekay: mr aydt was a good fuckin moderator
jakecrewa: Dude looks like he has a file on his computer labeled “not child porn”
eekay: mega calculator lol
jakecrewa: All of the aydts are blessed orators
eekay: him and harvey
eekay: and hairboy were probably top 3
jakecrewa: R/unpopularopinion but Harvey was so overhyped
jakecrewa: It went:
jakecrewa: 1. Father Aydt
jakecrewa: 2. Mr. Aydt
jakecrewa: 3. Hair Boy
eekay: ooh yeha he was good too
eekay: aydt greater and aydt lesser
jakecrewa: 4. Weird haired old dude from Lincoln that always wore Cosby sweaters
eekay: like dark souls bosses
eekay: the guy with the thin jewfro
eekay: ?
jakecrewa: Yes lmao
eekay: yeah you two really hit it off
jakecrewa: 5. Brother Aydt the younger
eekay: i remember you guys discussing fences
eekay: with denzel washington
jakecrewa: Yeah he was trying to get me to watch old movies lmao
eekay: he was pretty good
eekay: i still like harvey though hes got class
eekay: he was so cute in his tan suit
jakecrewa: Notice there are no women on my list
jakecrewa: Pinned a message.
jakecrewa: Not being sexist but top 5 worst moderators are like 80% women
eekay: there wasnt many great ones no
eekay: but a few boomers who i thought hadnt read in a few years
jakecrewa: One coming to mind was last Apollo conf tournament, the one who refused to learn Lahiru’s name lmao
eekay: yes laniru?
eekay: what is your answer laruhu
jakecrewa: Mr Gandhi, you buzzed
eekay: lol
eekay: i think the best one by far was aat wyse
eekay: first place math: laroo perryman
jakecrewa: Classic
jakecrewa: Damn February really was the last great month smh
eekay: it really was
eekay: the last great age of chs schobo
eekay: its sad to think that brayden would be caoching by this time without quarantine
jakecrewa: LMAO
jakecrewa: I feel bad because we gave Ann the taste of victory just for them to likely stoop to mediocrity
eekay: yeah for a small school like us
eekay: that deosnt even have tryouts
eekay: we got so lucky for that team to line up
eekay: probably the greatest rampage that team wille ver have
jakecrewa: Like our worst player in starting 5 would be a top player at most small schools
eekay: factuals
eekay: i mean we bully brayden but he wasnt bad compared to half the varsity teams we faced
jakecrewa: Brayden was actually pretty good, his misses were just really bad
jakecrewa: Oh my god
jakecrewa: Edit to my list
jakecrewa: #4-ish is Robert England, Dean of the Honors College
eekay: oh yeah duh
eekay: so its
eekay: greater aydt, lesser aydt, hairboy, mr bean
jakecrewa: Mr bean 😂
eekay: harvey still gets to my top 3 at least
eekay: but i do think aydt the greater was probably the best we ever had
eekay: like moderating is actually int heir bloodline
eekay: and that one time mr aydt was moderating and his dad was keeping time and he kept correcting him
jakecrewa: Holy shit that was golden
Xylotile: leg gamings tn?
ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro did you guys hear a guy died in the six pack?
Joguitaro: What happened?
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eekay: im sitting here building up milk like its here waiting for u bro
eekay: get on
Xylotile: Guh
Xylotile: Lol really?
eekay: he said possible drunk gaming earlier
eekay: hes fucking sloshed
Joguitaro: I’m not drunk I’m just trolling
Xylotile: But you did drink
Xylotile: You gonna get a wui
Joguitaro: Just feeling festive
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dance-street-drunk-test-line-kristen-wiig-gif-8072252
Xylotile: Wowing under the influence
Joguitaro: I drank yes
eekay: lol
Xylotile: Bro is plastered rn
eekay: raiding under the influence
Xylotile: lol only way to do it
Xylotile: Down for wow marathon in Charleston
Xylotile: I bring my pc to someone’s house
eekay: parents kick u out?
Xylotile: Drink some nog with the boys
Xylotile: No just a lan party lol
eekay: could be cool to do a dungeon together
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Egay I’m home alone wya
eekay: christ above
Xylotile: Hehe
eekay:
eekay: same
ErfBundy: Is that glasses in the shower?
eekay: lol yeah just for the pic
Xylotile: Show nips
eekay: i dont think original has them
eekay: no femboy milk before uve earned it
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/looking-up-and-down-gif-10681572228915156203
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-waiter-patrick-star-drunk-sugar-rush-gif-9319818
Xylotile: Egay twd?
eekay: saving energies
Xylotile: Valid
Xylotile: Ummm I’m gonna hit the penjamin here in a few
Xylotile: I’ll still play tho
Xylotile: At 80% brain speed
eekay: loser
eekay: xylotile u ever heard of advent of code?
Xylotile: Need it for wow
Xylotile: Not by name
eekay: fun way to learn
eekay: done any python?
Xylotile: Yeah I did a decent amount of python
Xylotile: It’s very very similar to Matlab
eekay: umm
eekay: probably for what you did yeah close enough
eekay: u should ttry advent of code if u need smthn to do
Xylotile: Watchin twd rn
eekay: where at
eekay: @Joguitaro estimate. last time asking
Joguitaro: 22 minutes maybe
eekay: ughhhhhhhhhhh
eekay: im sleeping
eekay: just dont play poe and we game tomorrow
Joguitaro: Weak ass
eekay: smartest play
Xylotile: Noooo
Xylotile: I wanna play tn
eekay: so did i but it aint smart
Xylotile: Ughhhh
eekay: we wont play for long
eekay: we will grind tomorrow
Xylotile: Fine what time
eekay: im down by 9
eekay: but i wont be the limiting reagent here
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 3 minutes.
Joguitaro: 😈
eekay: im in bed
Joguitaro: you on your computer in 2 min
eekay: ap not gonna play
Joguitaro: ap will do whatever i tell him
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey get on
ASlowFatHorsey: bruh
Xylotile: cmnnn
Xylotile: cmnnn pleaseeeee
ASlowFatHorsey: who said i dont wanna game
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Joguitaro: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile deep cock? 🙂
eekay: if we climb saturday
Joguitaro: not something i can do. unlessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss it's early at like 11 or 12
Xylotile: is it unofficial for you guys this weekend
Joguitaro: yes
eekay: ughhhh
eekay: so climbing at 1 sunday or 6 sunday
Joguitaro: 1 i guessssssssssssss
Joguitaro: but we riding thooooo???????
eekay: u sure u can manage that
eekay: will u be up by then
Joguitaro: yes 🙂
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey ?
ASlowFatHorsey: no]
Joguitaro: busy jerking off to his new mobile game smh
ASlowFatHorsey: cant until late tonight
eekay: how about climbing timing
eekay: when sunday
ASlowFatHorsey: sure
Xylotile: i can maybe penis
eekay: kk 1 sunday
Xylotile: jotiggy is not waking up by 1pm
Xylotile: on unofficial lol
eekay: yeah i doubt it
Joguitaro: i did say we could climb saturday early 🙄
eekay: no this is better for me
Xylotile: !lp xylotile
FriggBot2000: Xylotile is in Emerald I at 92 lp with a 0.720 wr over 25 games
Xylotile: we're so back
eekay: 🐈⬛
ErfBundy: Is unofficial this weekend for y’all?
Xylotile: Yes
Xylotile: For uiuc
Xylotile: anyone talk to cameron recently
Xylotile: he on leg lol
Xylotile: can we get him back please
Joguitaro: i'd be down just ask him lol
eekay: pref no
Xylotile: ask him to play or get in the call
Xylotile: mannn
Xylotile: egay you're so cringe
Xylotile: you dont game anymore
Xylotile: cameron will
eekay: i have been gaming so much lately lol
eekay: just not on league
Joguitaro: you are cringe
Xylotile: you cant just cut a brotha off like that
Joguitaro: @Xylotile is he gaming rn? I’d be down to play some leg with him 🙂
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/eWe0q9aoLno.gif
Xylotile: im not playing with you
Xylotile: ever again
eekay: ?
Joguitaro: 😦
eekay: was that about me?
Xylotile: no, taylor
Joguitaro: 😦 😦
eekay: what did he do lol
eekay: !lp maestrofluff
FriggBot2000: maestrofluff is not on the ranked grind
Joguitaro: I didn’t do anything 😦
Joguitaro: @Xylotile game 🙂
Xylotile: ^
Joguitaro: y
Joguitaro: fine i hope you lose that game you're in
Xylotile: chill out bro this is my diamond promo
Xylotile: go play with youyr cock
Xylotile: leave me alone
eekay: 🤨 📝
ASlowFatHorsey: He kinda left of his own accord
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean I’m neutral
ASlowFatHorsey: But idk if he’d wanna
Joguitaro: xylophone on his period today smh
eekay: !eggcount xylotile
FriggBot2000: command: '!eggcount' was not recognized
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 240 minutes.
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Xylotile: Like an Easter egg
eekay: dont they find his body later?
Xylotile: Not an Easter egg
Xylotile: Symbolism
eekay: is his backpack with the rest of hit shit
Xylotile: Yeah but they never address it
eekay: thats cool
Xylotile: Like different characters wear it
eekay: its like rick's guilt
Xylotile: Yeah
eekay: ill look fror that next time
eekay: its in terminus too
eekay: just remembered
eekay: yeah this ellie is not great
Xylotile: Hater
Xylotile: I never cared for the transformer movies
Xylotile: I don’t see anything spectacular about them
eekay: classic xylotile
Xylotile: I’m not saying they’re bad
Xylotile: Wym classic me
ErfBundy: I fucking love the transformers movies lol
ErfBundy: Dark of the moon is a classic film
Xylotile: Eh
eekay: so how bout that velma show
ASlowFatHorsey: Cring
eekay: guess the imdb score
eekay: or dont just fuck me yeah thats cool
ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t wait 5 mins Godam
ASlowFatHorsey: Needy much
eekay: you would never have responded
ASlowFatHorsey: How do u know that
ASlowFatHorsey: Can u see the future
ASlowFatHorsey: No
ASlowFatHorsey: U can’t
eekay: guess bitch
ASlowFatHorsey: Well its the rong guess
ASlowFatHorsey: Monkey
ASlowFatHorsey: Go eat a banana
eekay: what?
ASlowFatHorsey: U heard me
Xylotile: If magnum is challenger
Xylotile: Rank 1
Xylotile: What is hikaru
ASlowFatHorsey: Magnus
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly like 2-4
eekay: depends on time control
eekay: in speed chess hikaru is very close second possibly first
eekay: in classic hes like 4th or 5th
Xylotile: What’s classic
Xylotile: No time restriction?
ASlowFatHorsey: 120 mins per player
ASlowFatHorsey: 40sec to 1 min increments
ASlowFatHorsey: Basically no time control
ErfBundy: Why don’t we ever play left for dead mods or some shit?
eekay: ??
ASlowFatHorsey: Its tru for players like us
eekay: yo
eekay: who's us
eekay: lil pup
ASlowFatHorsey: Me an u
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/we-are-not-the-same-andrew-cuomo-saturday-night-live-we-are-different-dont-compare-us-gif-20503184
ASlowFatHorsey: Being 200 rating better is like comparing a poop to a slightly shinier poop
eekay: 200 in one time control
eekay: im double in blitz
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
eekay: and its over 300
ASlowFatHorsey: I dont think that changes much still
ASlowFatHorsey: In the scheme of things
eekay: what compared to magnum? no not really but
eekay: youve played like a quarter of the games i have
eekay: not a surprise theres a skill gap
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean im not saying there wasnt one but in the scheme of all chess players
eekay: wasnt?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea, not saying there was no skill gap
eekay: why past tense
ASlowFatHorsey: Because it was something I said previously in the convo?
ASlowFatHorsey: Give up man
ASlowFatHorsey: Nt
eekay: then why isnt the verb "to say" in past tense
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FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bOm18.gif
eekay: narrowly stopped myself from spoiling s2
Joguitaro: eekarcane
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bN0s4.gif
eekay: ethan "arcane" hadley
FriggBot2000: holy shit was that an arcane reference
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bPtCa.gif
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey arcane petersen
FriggBot2000: my honest reaction to that information:
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bL9Re.gif
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-grin-gif-12095269
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey man that hw must be pretty funny huh
eekay: lololol
Joguitaro: i know physics is a joke and all but come on
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dog-head-dog-sunglasses-dog-suit-gif-12429528
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/hello-homosapians-dog-suit-turn-gif-25165052
Joguitaro: @Xylotile fine 2v2v2v2 on pbe
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S1pHUK0LlC4
Joguitaro: me after calculating the running speed of a man being -950,000 mph
FriggBot2000: literal chills
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bRILn.gif
Joguitaro: i was gonna add a gif but frig knows whats up
Xylotile: Ummmm
Xylotile: Okay give me 20 mins
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/transform-emma-watson-wut-wtf-creepy-gif-8061762
eekay: whos with me
Joguitaro: confused boner
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek typing in hogwarts hottie boobie 😳
eekay: would u guys hit if i transformed into emma watson
Xylotile: They both hot as fuck
Joguitaro: would you keep your dick?
ASlowFatHorsey: What do you mean by that
eekay: no full body transformation
eekay: gender change potion
Joguitaro: nah nvm then
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945
Xylotile: fucking love that dog gif
eekay: i meant no penis
eekay: def a good one
Xylotile: with penis only
Joguitaro: yeah gotta say no then
eekay: respect
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/knowing-better-kb-know-better-gif-25459195
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/jett-champie-gif-2816713051895047243
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Its pretty good
eekay: man why chat so active rn
eekay: @Joguitaro get back on warframe
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/struggle-sisyphus-gif-4952086791107433131
ASlowFatHorsey: All have shit to that we dont wanna
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eekay:
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
eekay: this is wrong??
eekay: !gpt Are the following sentences equivalent?
a = b, c*a = c*b
FriggBot2000: Yes, the two sentences are equivalent. If a = b, then multiplying both sides by c will still maintain the equality, hence c*a = c*b. It's a fundamental principle of algebra that if you perform the same operation (in this case, multiplication by c) on both sides of an equation, the equation remains balanced. Therefore, if a and b are indeed equal, then multiplying them each by c will yield the same result.
Xylotile: !faptime
FriggBot2000: Xylotile has not nutted in 1 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes, and 33 seconds. stay strong.
Xylotile: hmmmm
Xylotile: are you dumb?
eekay: u tell me
Xylotile: of course they're the same
Xylotile: this is some middle school algebra
Xylotile: !rank maestrofluff
FriggBot2000: command: '!rank' was not recognized
Xylotile: guh
Xylotile: !lp maestrofluff
FriggBot2000: MaestroFluff is in Bronze II at 96 lp with a 0.500 wr over 12 games
eekay: Yeah that's what I said
eekay: That they were same
eekay: It said I was wrong
Xylotile: o
Xylotile: @Joguitaro are u on buddy? 🙂
eekay: !lp xylotile
FriggBot2000: Xylotile is in Emerald II at 46 lp with a 0.576 wr over 66 games
Xylotile: yessuhhh
eekay: Remember when u almost went to gold after playing my role for a week
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: !lp ethan
FriggBot2000: ethan is not on the ranked grind
Xylotile: factual
Xylotile: !lp taylor
FriggBot2000: taylor is not on the ranked grind
eekay: lolol
Xylotile: !lp aidan
FriggBot2000: Aidan is in Gold III at 0 lp with a 0.509 wr over 116 games
Xylotile: !lp william
FriggBot2000: William is in Silver I at 52 lp with a 0.769 wr over 13 games
eekay: W
Xylotile: guh
eekay: L
Xylotile: !lp jake
FriggBot2000: jake is not on the ranked grind
Xylotile: !lp gavin
FriggBot2000: gavin is not on the ranked grind
eekay: !lp -_$--(66_6&:;!:&
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-who-what-gif-14541222
Xylotile: my shoes arrived
Xylotile: they're from nike korea
Xylotile: should i be worried
eekay: deserved scam for stupid purchase
ASlowFatHorsey: !lp Poop!
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-who-what-gif-14541222
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FriggBot2000: The production of nuclear power in the United States is concentrated in several key states that host a substantial number of nuclear reactors and have higher capacities for nuclear energy generation. As of the most recent data, the top states producing the most nuclear power include:
1. **Illinois**: Known for having the most nuclear reactors of any state, Illinois is a leader in nuclear power generation. Its nuclear plants, such as the Exelon fleet, contribute significantly to the state's electricity supply.
2. **Pennsylvania**: Pennsylvania has several large nuclear power plants, such as the Limerick and Peach Bottom reactors, which make it one of the top states for nuclear power production.
3. **South Carolina**: Home to major nuclear facilities like the Oconee Nuclear Station and the V.C. Summer Nuclear Station, South Carolina is also a significant producer of nuclear energy.
4. **New York**: With plants like Indian Point (now closed), Nine Mile Point, and FitzPatrick, New York has historically been a major player in nuclear power generation.
5. **North Carolina**: The state benefits from nuclear plants like the McGuire and Brunswick Nuclear Stations, placing it among the top producers of nuclear energy.
These states have invested heavily in nuclear infrastructure and rely on nuclear power as a key component of their energy mix, contributing to their high electricity generation from nuclear sources.
eekay: nope illnois produces 10x more absolute nuclear power
eekay: than cal
Xylotile: Sick
Xylotile: Good for Illinois
eekay: gigachad
eekay: and lots of renewable
eekay: biofuels and solar/wind
Xylotile: I wonder what percent goes to Chicago
Xylotile: Probably a good bit
Xylotile: Wait stupid question but how is nuclear power stored
eekay: i guess ||15||% of the states power
Xylotile: ||45%||
eekay: idk i cant find it
eekay: 45 is way high
eekay: it only has 1/5 population
eekay: i think it varies between reactor types but i theink they mostly dont
eekay: they just ramp up and down based on requirements
Xylotile: How is energy transferred
eekay: reactors just make heat from the decay of the materials and the heat is used to turn water to steam for a steam engine
eekay: and the engine makes the electricity
eekay: that is also what fusion reactors would be doing
eekay: if they worked
Xylotile: Oh
Xylotile: Steam engine? We’re going back to our roots
eekay: yeah thomas savery cooked fr
eekay: taylor after agreeing to plans in no uncertain terms
eekay:
Xylotile:
eekay: Sounds like he's operating off of public information
Xylotile: @eekay why they still lighting fireworks
eekay: bought too many ig
eekay: @Joguitaro @Xylotile body fat percentage?
Xylotile: I’m not sure
eekay: i just used an online calculator
eekay: ur guess?
Xylotile: Not very specific at all lol
eekay: https://www.calculator.net/body-fat-calculator.html?ctype=standard&csex=m&cage=22&cweightlbs=165&cheightfeet=6&cheightinch=0.0&cneckfeet=1&cneckinch=3.75&cwaistfeet=2&cwaistinch=8.5&chipfeet=2&chipinch=10.5&cweightkgs=70&cheightmeter=178&cneckmeter=50&cwaistmeter=96&chipmeter=92&x=Calculate
eekay: this one
Xylotile: I’m too sure but I wanna say 18-19
eekay: for me?
Xylotile: Me
Xylotile: I can see my upper two sets of abs
Xylotile: Maybe like 17
eekay: guess for me?
Xylotile: Shirtless pic
eekay: er e um
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Xylotile: questing questing
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah
ASlowFatHorsey: Im down to game
ASlowFatHorsey: But not right now
eekay: i have haircut at 2
eekay: down after but might climb
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/dune-arrakis-dune-shaq-shaq-shaquille-o%27neal-gif-7183694167740830327
eekay: lol
Xylotile: i got 80gs on my alt
Xylotile: giving 1gs for a lap dance
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Mentant Shaq
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spicy-gif-25618068
eekay: what kind of demented person would make this lol
eekay: so much work
Xylotile: Worth it
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey when
ASlowFatHorsey: I game when 4
Xylotile: Taylor said he could game
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: Holy shit
ASlowFatHorsey: Is that
ASlowFatHorsey: No way
eekay: it is
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/giving-the-sign-timothee-chalamet-paul-atreides-dune-the-sign-gif-18400823
eekay: spot the difference
ASlowFatHorsey: I thought that was a 2015 photo
Joguitaro: nvm i don't wanna game
Joguitaro: can'
ASlowFatHorsey: Then I saw the green glasses
Joguitaro: cant be seen with this guy
eekay: please guys its just me
Joguitaro: i dont even know him
Xylotile: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s ogre
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hair-flip-bmore-majestic-gif-22251032
ASlowFatHorsey: I bet 1 trillion valence electrons u walked in and asked for a Paul atredies
ASlowFatHorsey: I uh erm
eekay: lol i did not
ASlowFatHorsey: My namea ek Hadley
eekay: but that was the intended look
Xylotile: He def did
eekay: lol stfu
ASlowFatHorsey: That’s bananas tho
eekay: its a bit shorter than i was imagining
ASlowFatHorsey: Y
eekay: but once i shower my curls will come back
ASlowFatHorsey: Y did u change
ASlowFatHorsey: Just shits and gigs?
Xylotile: Right before he left for a haircut, I helped him pick a couple Paul pictures to show his stylist
ASlowFatHorsey: Classic
eekay: i didnt use any of them i used the gum picture
Xylotile: @Joguitaro u game?
ASlowFatHorsey: lol u kept ur gum from ur hair all these years to just return it
Joguitaro: yep
Xylotile: I can in 10 mins
ASlowFatHorsey: We’ve come full circle
Xylotile: This medication got my gut fucked up
Xylotile: Stupid pharmacists. Always making side effects for pills just so we can buy other pills to cure the side effects
Joguitaro: lol
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977
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ASlowFatHorsey: dc trying too hard
ASlowFatHorsey: to be marvel
ASlowFatHorsey: like just give up man
eekay: that was not marvelly
ASlowFatHorsey: it is directed by the director who made guardians of the galaxy
ASlowFatHorsey: it shows
eekay: they dont seem very similair to me but ok
ASlowFatHorsey: i think it will def be campy
ASlowFatHorsey: zingers while world is ending
ASlowFatHorsey: that kinda marvel
eekay: =marvel isnt campy
eekay: for the most part
ASlowFatHorsey: ehhhh
eekay: ab to do house of hope
eekay: so excited
Xylotile: What’s campy
eekay: camp is like itnentionally bad or cheesy
eekay: in a lighthearted way
ASlowFatHorsey: not serious
Xylotile: Guardians of the galaxy isn’t too serious
Xylotile: Up until the last movie
eekay: camp is more thanjust not serious
eekay: camp usually involves being not serious but not always
ASlowFatHorsey: example?
eekay: idk
eekay: sabrina
eekay: its not funny
eekay: it doesnt try to be
eekay: riverdale
Xylotile: What you know about riverdale
ASlowFatHorsey: maybe phase 1 marvel isnt that campy but i def think it gets worse in later seasons
ASlowFatHorsey: by seasons i mean phases
Xylotile: After endgame, marvel is just slop
Xylotile: Except for gotg 3
Xylotile: https://youtu.be/i_5YAlIDBpI?si=VmMKXqVPIN2XHTax
Xylotile: @eekay u wanna play hardcore? I wanna play sham again
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427
eekay: possible..
ASlowFatHorsey: nah
ASlowFatHorsey: no
ASlowFatHorsey: way
ASlowFatHorsey: the season is ogre
Xylotile: For you
ASlowFatHorsey: monkey see monkey do
ASlowFatHorsey: seein t1 do it makes u wanna
Xylotile: Sez you
Xylotile: Ur the ultimate monkey see monkey do
ASlowFatHorsey: give several reasons to support ur claim and dosent mean im rong bich
Xylotile: 1. CP
Xylotile: 2. Deez
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
Xylotile: 3. Sion
Xylotile: 4. River shen
ASlowFatHorsey: ??
Xylotile: I could sod thoooooooooooioooooooiiiiooooooooo
Xylotile: Who’s with me
ASlowFatHorsey: def not
eekay: no more sod
eekay: hc maybe
eekay: 1 character then never again
eekay: irl mode
ASlowFatHorsey: hc sounds really fucking annoying ngl
ASlowFatHorsey: like worse than normal game
eekay: exciting though
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peels-consequences-old-gif-22360197
Xylotile: everyone get on hardcore
ASlowFatHorsey: holy shit lol
ASlowFatHorsey: my team including myself was running for the first 20 but because we didnt give up
FriggBot2000: this is just like arcane fr
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/sxSvqhz9B5b.gif
eekay: so true
ASlowFatHorsey: we legit got one of them to afk
ASlowFatHorsey: and we won
ASlowFatHorsey: crazy shit
ASlowFatHorsey: gotta love bronzevile sometimes
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eekay: idk if anything could do it anymore
ASlowFatHorsey: you know of any of those products
CaMelon: Lol
CaMelon: I kekd
ASlowFatHorsey: recommended by kat yo gf
eekay: i tihnk my dick is so used to my left hand that nothing else would work
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
eekay: lol
Joguitaro: Yeah lol
Joguitaro: Definitely
ASlowFatHorsey: pog
eekay: i have a real chance
eekay: of at elast making it to the 20s
ASlowFatHorsey: no way
eekay: or higher
eekay: definitely way
CaMelon: Ek won’t be able to hang out over Christmas break
ASlowFatHorsey: if you make it all the way though i will give you 4400 rupies
Joguitaro: @eekay when he needs to gather strength to keep jerking
eekay: nope
eekay: i actually havent jerked in like 2 days since i lost
eekay: i dont reqllly feel the need anymore
eekay: im gonna give my balls whiplash
ASlowFatHorsey: i wil keep my promise and give you 5500 jamaican dollars
ASlowFatHorsey: intead of 4400 rupies
eekay: for completing ddd?
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
eekay: deal
eekay: ill give you the semen i earn during ddd if i fail
ASlowFatHorsey: oooooooo
Joguitaro: I feel like you could actually lose your penis lol
eekay: after day 3 its about 3 drops a week
Joguitaro: Just one day you accidentally take it off
eekay: im probablyu doing some kind of dsamage
ASlowFatHorsey: its not like ek will be getting girls pregnant anyway cuz he a chess nerd
ASlowFatHorsey: you mom dosent need to worry
CaMelon: F@x
eekay: "oh really thats so interesting"
CaMelon: Facebook moment
eekay: "how does somebody become a grandmaster"
eekay: "wow that so cool do you think you could give me a chess lesson at my apartment teehee"
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
CaMelon: Ek fell victim to the NHK
ASlowFatHorsey: ek if you ever touch a girl for the remainder of your life time call me and i will divulge my entire life savings to you
eekay: girls touched my hair all the time
ASlowFatHorsey: no no you touch girl
eekay: do you think ur a guru or something
ASlowFatHorsey: consetualy
eekay: mr 10 day gf
ASlowFatHorsey: no
ASlowFatHorsey: im just saying that you beta af
ASlowFatHorsey: at least i tried
Joguitaro:
ASlowFatHorsey: all the proof you need
ASlowFatHorsey: jkjk
Joguitaro: Actually real picture
Xylotile: wait ek u lost nnn?
eekay: yes
eekay: day 10
Xylotile: so 4 days ago/
ASlowFatHorsey: wait really this year?
ASlowFatHorsey: i thought you were talking about ddd
ASlowFatHorsey: well at least you made it one more day
ASlowFatHorsey: so in 21 more years you will make it
ASlowFatHorsey: if you continue at this pace
eekay: lol
eekay: if im doing ddd for 20 years i doubt ill be able to nut
Joguitaro: Won’t be able to get it up
ASlowFatHorsey: yeah shooting blanks for the rest of your life
eekay: i wont have it
eekay: it will be removed
eekay: ill be smooth like a mannequin
ASlowFatHorsey: no pant for ek in the summer
eekay: lol
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ASlowFatHorsey: no moder medicine
eekay: youd rather be a person ina disney movie than in irl?
ASlowFatHorsey: or tech
eekay: are slash unpoopular opinion
Xylotile: not in a disney movie per say
CaMelon: zylotile speaking hard facks rn
Xylotile: but just living like htat
ASlowFatHorsey: i mean it does look lit but the disney kinda glosses over the reality of living on a cramped island
Xylotile: You can just expand it
Xylotile: easy money
ASlowFatHorsey: let me just turn the disaster intensity setting up real q
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: volcanos= islam
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hijab-muslim-dancing-dab-dabbing-gif-7813971
CaMelon: ☠️
ASlowFatHorsey: also can we talk about how ek in a mask is basically jc
ASlowFatHorsey: heard about 45percent of the things he said
ASlowFatHorsey: during the climbing gains
Xylotile: dude fuck off
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/eating-sand-funny-gif-14876749
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey really?
eekay: s
eekay: s
eekay: s
eekay: s
eekay: s
eekay: s
eekay: dfsff
Xylotile: @eekay ^
eekay: fa
eekay: fa
eekay: fa
eekay: fa
eekay: fa
eekay: fa
eekay: f
eekay: af
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
eekay: please man
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/eating-sand-funny-gif-14876749
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/eating-sand-funny-gif-14876749
Xylotile: when u run out of food in minecraft
Xylotile: 😆
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CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-a-little-trolling-its-called-we-do-a-its-called-we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-20272799
eekay: 2 yil
CaMelon: lol
eekay: no sand please
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey i didnt feel like i was that quiet
ASlowFatHorsey: def jc vibes
CaMelon: we can go without masks neckst time if u want
CaMelon: its np slow fat horsey
CaMelon: amirigh@ekhadly
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ASlowFatHorsey: Its ight we comin back
ASlowFatHorsey: In the next 12- 58 buisness days
ASlowFatHorsey: Gamer girl politicians risin up
CaMelon: she plays support i think
ASlowFatHorsey: Yone splash art
Joguitaro: He do be duel wielding doh
Joguitaro: Pretty cool tho
ASlowFatHorsey: Fax
Xylotile: Game?
ASlowFatHorsey: I could game
Joguitaro: I’m down
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon ?
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @eekay @CaMelon
Joguitaro: ?
Joguitaro: ?
Joguitaro: ?
CaMelon: in a bit i prolly will
Joguitaro: kk
CaMelon: Actually idk I’m downloading something big
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Some would say I’m a comedian
eekay: lol
eekay: have you seen the new shen tech?
Xylotile: Nope
Xylotile: Oh the top comment is mine btw
eekay: so when you r
eekay: you go to base and sell ally our items for ap and sheild power while you r
eekay: then undo it before you get there
Xylotile: You wait until your ad is 10% and let them die? @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: lol
Xylotile: Wtf lol
eekay: yeah
Xylotile: That’s some insane speed tho
eekay: so you are in spawn and buy deathcap and ardent and press r then undo while its channelling
eekay: probably gonna get patched
eekay: trailer boys
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9fFG4ZLp9Y
eekay: p sure yone will be a darkin based on the trailer
CaMelon: “Trailer”
eekay: what
CaMelon: 🔯
eekay: ok
ASlowFatHorsey: pretty ngl best trailer ive ever seen from the rg
ASlowFatHorsey: im hyped for yone
Joguitaro: Same
ASlowFatHorsey: they explain how he came back to life through the trsiler
CaMelon:
eekay: are you just posting that or do you have a problem with the trailer?
CaMelon: 🔯
eekay: ok
Joguitaro: ✡️
CaMelon: 🧠
CaMelon: Ek what trailer are u talkn bout
eekay: are you fucking stupid
eekay: the one i linked
eekay: the one ytou commented "trailer" under
CaMelon: What
CaMelon: ?
ASlowFatHorsey: ek brudda how you not understaning his gamerese its quite simple what hes asking
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: ill paraphrase
CaMelon:
CaMelon: This is a trailer dude
ASlowFatHorsey: babababababababab
ASlowFatHorsey: zigg
CaMelon: Ek I don’t know how you can mix up an online video published to YouTube with a trailer
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eekay: i dont think anybody remembers that many
ASlowFatHorsey: like one moment im in a dorm with three roomates and then im fighting my cousin to open a door in the next
eekay: lol true
eekay: have you ever had a lucid dream
ASlowFatHorsey: i feel like i know im dreaming but
ASlowFatHorsey: never have had control
ASlowFatHorsey: i think i had control like once
ASlowFatHorsey: it was pretty dope
eekay: i think ive had the realization only once that i can remember
eekay: i didnt turn into neo though
eekay: i woke up right after
ASlowFatHorsey: dude sometimes the dream is so good i try to fall asleep again
ASlowFatHorsey: its really sad when it dosent work out
eekay: lol when i was in middle school and rly into harry potter
eekay: for like amonth i just played movie scenes in my head to falla sleep to try and force myself to dream that i was harry potter
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: dreamiing that ol voldy would come through your door
eekay: yeah that would be sick
ASlowFatHorsey: time to deliver a pizza ball to agatha
ASlowFatHorsey: had no idea
eekay: lol wtf
eekay: what was the changed title
ASlowFatHorsey: then there were none
ASlowFatHorsey: murder mystery kinda thing
eekay: basic agatha christie shit then
ASlowFatHorsey: yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: i think 10 little indians was also a title
eekay: ??
eekay: does she not konw what color they are
ASlowFatHorsey: yeah it was only an american thing
ASlowFatHorsey: in like the 1970's
eekay: huh
ASlowFatHorsey: that was what the title was published as in the 1970's america
eekay: ssssssssssssssssss
eekay: oops
eekay: yeah it was a contemplative hmm not confused
eekay: yo i learned how to make a real bun yesterday
eekay: im really proud of myself
ASlowFatHorsey: a bun that exists in this reality ??
ASlowFatHorsey: impressive
eekay: indeed
eekay: im extra out
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: huh
eekay: gracie gamings ghosted whe i asked for rep count
ASlowFatHorsey: y would u ask bout that
eekay: you tell me what the fuck im sposed to say man
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: ask to game on some league
ASlowFatHorsey: is shes bored
ASlowFatHorsey: not tell her to do push ups
ASlowFatHorsey: obvi the supp gamings is there
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: nice
ASlowFatHorsey: 10/10 ez pussy
ASlowFatHorsey: ik you didnt send it
ASlowFatHorsey: but you should tho
ASlowFatHorsey: it is a req for the gamings to occur
eekay: yeah she was saying she was bored and asking why i dont do anything but game
eekay: might be some signals there
ASlowFatHorsey: O.o
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/i-won-dead-enemy-spotted-matimio-gif-12600571
eekay: we breachin?
ASlowFatHorsey: ek get you ass in gear
ASlowFatHorsey: and drive over dude
eekay: lol like right now
ASlowFatHorsey: and fold the c4 out onto her door
eekay: at 11:19
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: and bam
ASlowFatHorsey: your arressted and she has no home for several months
ASlowFatHorsey: mission accomplished
eekay: umm
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eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: @eekay he’s afraid of losing
Xylotile: So cringe
eekay: idk man hes like miles ahead
eekay: i think its more of like a mic drop
Xylotile: A real champ doesn’t quit bc he doesn’t feel like playing
eekay: maybe he doesnt think hes got anything to prove
eekay: its a real dickpunch for the next guy
eekay: the next world champ has to know he could probably not have beat magnus
eekay: he just there cause magnus let him
Xylotile: Hmm if you put it that way then it kinda makes sense
Xylotile: Do you think he’s gonna compete later
eekay: i think his main complaint was with the format of the world champ games
eekay: hes still doing chess he just wont defend his title cause he doesnt like how the match is set up
Xylotile: Are the games best of 1?
eekay: no that would be crazy
eekay: it takes place over 2 days i think
eekay: something like best of 24
eekay: 4 hour games 30 second increment
eekay: if those games end up with draw they shorten the time given to each player and repeat
ASlowFatHorsey: holy shit
ASlowFatHorsey: is he retiring?
ASlowFatHorsey: lol he just bored of mercing everyone he faces
eekay: not retiring no
eekay: just not defending his world champ title
ASlowFatHorsey: tbh i would be tired of the 15 hour chess games
ASlowFatHorsey: 7 days in a row
eekay: yeah he just doesnt like the format he says
eekay: and he never has to say somebody beat him at his prime
eekay: to take world champ
ASlowFatHorsey: tru
ASlowFatHorsey: he might come back in his 80s and rick roll the zoomers once again
ASlowFatHorsey: hard to age out of chess
eekay: lol imagine he gets in qualifiers next time
eekay: and rechallenges for world champ
eekay: dont defend the title
eekay: repeat
ASlowFatHorsey: i could see that
eekay: lol that would be major bm
ASlowFatHorsey: just to make it more challenging for himslef
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey im climbing tomorrow and you cant stop me
ASlowFatHorsey: thats the funniest thing ive ever heard
ASlowFatHorsey: weakness debuff rn
eekay: im done letting you hold me back
eekay: i superglued my toe it aint even a thang
eekay: the wrist has not gotten better so fuck it
eekay: it cant get worse right
ASlowFatHorsey: i have so many anti ek acounter measures its not even funny
ASlowFatHorsey: i woould love to see u try
eekay: ok what time
eekay: let me see these measures
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/harry-styles-tape-measure-gif-8071078
eekay: what time man
ASlowFatHorsey: Holy fuck these voli nerfs
ASlowFatHorsey: No way he is a champ anymore
eekay: was he even getting played?
eekay: maybe they were just trying to save baus' career and get him back to sion lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah 71 percent pick rate in proplay as well as a ban rate equaly aa high
ASlowFatHorsey: He was also busted in solo que too
ASlowFatHorsey: It was for jg voli
eekay: yeah i aint seen a top voli
eekay: since i was a young lad
ASlowFatHorsey: That moment when ur reminded by ur landlord in ur underwear that u should have left ur apartment yesterday
eekay: why did the landlord have your underwear?
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ASlowFatHorsey: Stop it
ASlowFatHorsey: Not even half way and ur giving up
ASlowFatHorsey: When i lost last year i felt like actual shit lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly similar to u
eekay: hows you lose
ASlowFatHorsey: Edged during t-giving break
ASlowFatHorsey: It was the 29th
eekay: accident?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
eekay: i lost last year on purpose the same way
ASlowFatHorsey: Less than 48 hours
eekay: man how u start edging on the 29th
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah got fuckin impatient fo no reason
ASlowFatHorsey: Those 48 hours felt like eons
ASlowFatHorsey: Dont give up mang
ASlowFatHorsey: Not worth
eekay: dog it is
eekay: im blue balled literal constant pain
ASlowFatHorsey: It is not
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz u keep edging and thinking about it man
ASlowFatHorsey: Do other things
ASlowFatHorsey: Distract urself
ASlowFatHorsey: I dont leave myself alone with my dick hardly ever
eekay: its a pb
eekay: ill try making it to midnight to complete the 12th day
ASlowFatHorsey: Sad
ASlowFatHorsey: No offense but pathetic
ASlowFatHorsey: U can do better
eekay: without a doubt
eekay: also obviously true
ASlowFatHorsey: What was all that talk about doing it this year
eekay: i thought i could
eekay: and i did pb
eekay: and i want to point out that there is a biological component here
ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s?si=f-K70JaLH3Joj5xM
eekay: and different kinds of willpower
ASlowFatHorsey: Excuses
ASlowFatHorsey: Excuses
eekay: just becuase its a fact that makes me look better doesnt mean its not a fact
ASlowFatHorsey: Bro u just wanna look at porn and wank it
eekay: of course i do
ASlowFatHorsey: That is 1000% a mental thing
eekay: ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Not something that it is out of ur control
eekay: there is a biological component to horniness
eekay: nnn will be harder for some than others thats just a fact
eekay: anybodyc an do it
eekay: butt hats the truth
ASlowFatHorsey: Its harder for some than others cuz they think about it the wrong way
eekay: oh fuck off
eekay: there is a genetic factor here are we disagreeing on that
ASlowFatHorsey: Brou legit are just giving in
eekay: yes i am totally agreeing that i am weak and low in willpower
eekay: but we have to agree on that right?
ASlowFatHorsey: Definitely not man
eekay: thats all im saying is that nnn is harder for some than others
ASlowFatHorsey: If u way that is the case then it will be true
ASlowFatHorsey: There is a study that was done about peoples varying degrees of willpower and there isnt any diff between between the amount people have but the way they compartmentalize what they trying to do
eekay: i doubt that is the conclusion and id like a link
eekay: willpower also has some genetic factors
eekay: so does happiness so do many character traits
ASlowFatHorsey: What you need to know about willpower: The psychological science of self-control
https://www.apa.org/topics/personality/willpower
ASlowFatHorsey: Talks about how its a skill u can improve
eekay: of course you can
eekay: but belief isnt all of it
eekay: there is also practice and actually working
eekay: which i seem to ignore
eekay: and which i also dont do
eekay: which u seem to ignore*
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eekay: like it can just randomly post messages and reply to others
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/n3uuOQ5Udip.gif
eekay: lol
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: Yes
Xylotile: Give it 10% more on Tiggy to keep him engaged
eekay: i could fine tune it on chat logs so it talks like people in the chat
eekay: or make it talk like one of us in particular
Xylotile: Why are tsa people so rude
Xylotile: My brother in Christ you applied for this job
ASlowFatHorsey:
ASlowFatHorsey: lol Jkjk that’s rude
Xylotile: Grrr
eekay: this one was actually both
eekay: bonus points
Xylotile: Ap I’m going to touch you
eekay:
Xylotile: I got middle seat twice in a row
Xylotile: Low roll :/
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe wake up for flight on time
Xylotile: Bruh aight
Xylotile: Uncalled for
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-ill-allow-it-allowed-gif-4468552
Xylotile: Nice racism
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dark-elf-dungeons-dragons-what-gif-5255441
Xylotile: Jesus lol
eekay: rip the best episode
Xylotile: Is that the episode pulled
eekay: yes
Xylotile: Pulled episode
eekay: entirely wrongly
eekay: i mean it was a good episode but
eekay: theres no more racism now so
eekay: worth it i guess
Xylotile: When did it get pulled
Xylotile: Like a couple weeks after it got released
eekay: June 26, 2020
Xylotile: Or years later
eekay: years later
eekay: a while after it had been put on netflix
Xylotile: The future liberals want
eekay: yup
Xylotile: I guess the future liberals have
eekay: not for long #trump2024 #maga
eekay: lets take america back
ASlowFatHorsey: lol ok man
eekay: yeah that was facetious
ASlowFatHorsey: yea ik
eekay: but removing the episode did not improve the life of anybody on this planet
eekay: or any other
ASlowFatHorsey: it sets a precident
ASlowFatHorsey: that content like that isnt ok
eekay: hes a wood elf
eekay: its th edungeons and dragons episode
ASlowFatHorsey: yea
ASlowFatHorsey: but the joke was black face
eekay: yeah exactly
eekay: its blackface as a joke
eekay: same way rdj did it in tropic thunder
ASlowFatHorsey: ohhhhh
ASlowFatHorsey: ok
eekay: its not actual blackface for impersonation
ASlowFatHorsey: so if u just say jk after saying/doing smthn racist
ASlowFatHorsey: its ok
eekay: so its racist to joke about racism?
ASlowFatHorsey: if the joke is racist
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
eekay: what makes this instance racist
ASlowFatHorsey: because its blackface
eekay: i do feel like there is an important difference here
eekay: the actor is not playing a black character
eekay: as in original old time blackface
eekay: he is playing a character in black paint
ASlowFatHorsey: i understand what ur trying to get at, but that still dosent make the joke less racist
ASlowFatHorsey: like its still doing racist thing
ASlowFatHorsey: period
eekay: i mean if blackface is racist by definition to you i feel like its not a useful term
ASlowFatHorsey: huh
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Xylotile: Wym
eekay: if i would be a gifter like that
eekay: if i could afford it easily
Xylotile: I would
Xylotile: If I was like a millionaire
Xylotile: Like more than 10million in my bank account
eekay: yeha i bet i would too
eekay: stop abiting i have to write a paper
eekay: stfu
Xylotile: ???
Xylotile: How am I baiting
eekay: blocked
eekay: @CaMelon do the gif
CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587302610864832532/804574821811486751/1609954473018.gif
eekay: why did it get smaller
CaMelon: always been that small
eekay: x to douibt meme
Xylotile: It’s always been small
Xylotile: 🙂
Xylotile: Ekko has a crush on jinx?
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: wgm
ASlowFatHorsey: n
Xylotile: No
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
Xylotile: The picture wasn’t sending
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: im taking minion dematerializer
Xylotile: on zoe
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/crying-black-guy-meme-sad-gif-11746329
ASlowFatHorsey: i said wgmn
ASlowFatHorsey: its ya own fault
Xylotile: https://youtu.be/cKI8DGGv7_w
Xylotile: Got this on my recommend somehow
jakecrewa: Source material for our Ek’s csgo map
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/IMhd0V_cHkI
ASlowFatHorsey: jesus christ lol
ASlowFatHorsey: my god
ASlowFatHorsey: how tf did he cut his finger doing cameo lol
Xylotile: i love it how my quinn afks bc jg took 3 minions
Xylotile: comes back after 5 minutes and doesnt get a leavebuster
CaMelon: if u love it so much why don't u marry it?
Xylotile: :?
CaMelon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/822233176188911709/824076854079914014/image0.gif
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/da-baby-baby-db-dance-smile-gif-15748120
ErfBundy: @CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey it’s time
Xylotile: Bro don’t watch that
Xylotile: Watch aot
ErfBundy: Dude attack on titan is boring
Xylotile: Shut your gay ass up
Xylotile: It is not
ErfBundy: Overrated showwwww
Xylotile: That is your opinion
Xylotile: Might be wrong
Xylotile: But it’s your opinion
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ZgEtgxxg0
ASlowFatHorsey: ayyyyy finaly brp
ASlowFatHorsey: get on it mang
ASlowFatHorsey: 10/10 mega worth
ASlowFatHorsey: just prepare yourself for the worst in the first 8 episodes
ErfBundy: I’ve seen first season already
ErfBundy: I’m on part two
ASlowFatHorsey: really?
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Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/kots-straal-spugen-vomit-puke-gif-14891152
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/consume-the-cum-chalice-cum-chalice-consume-the-cum-consume-the-cum-challenge-cum-challenge-gif-16526419
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/drawer-wood-cabinet-gif-16891986
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/cbt-the-gang-gang-reddit-kung-fu-gif-16835125
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cockbeetle-worm-crawl-gif-14820956
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/enmantillado-baby-placenta-gif-16012518
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa
Xylotile: @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa @jakecrewa
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CaMelon:
CaMelon:
eekay:
CaMelon:
CaMelon: @eekay better start soon
eekay: i woke up 10 minutes ago
eekay: but i guess if erbody here
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: @Definitely_Not_Taylor
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
Joguitaro: Just woke up
eekay: we got 3 can i se 4
ASlowFatHorsey: I can game in 40
CaMelon: Ight
eekay: cool
CaMelon: @Joguitaro will you be ready at 11
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
Joguitaro: Just woke up
Joguitaro: Again
CaMelon: stay awake
CaMelon: e
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 144 minutes.
Joguitaro: One sec
CaMelon: ok its been one sec
Joguitaro: Pause movie real quick gottsa eat
CaMelon:
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/zXL08_AY7MA
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @joe
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v@Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: v
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
CaMelon: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: @Joguitaro
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jakecrewa: My favorite is “my friend ain’t got no technmology. Says it on iz website”
eekay: undredundredundredundredundredundredundred
eekay: dude this is great
eekay: ave u eve eat a banana
jakecrewa: Wait for the homo part
eekay: lol this guys so confused
eekay:
jakecrewa: Barely speaks lol
eekay: dude i had to pause it a couple times during the ball
eekay: when they started dancing
jakecrewa: My god that was fucked lol
eekay: now shes in the stage
eekay: describing fingering herself
eekay: idk if i can do this
ASlowFatHorsey: i got stuff to do today i think I should be free sunday
eekay: ooh shit
eekay: pawgchaimnp
ASlowFatHorsey: jc you comin down
ASlowFatHorsey: ??
ASlowFatHorsey: jizz band
jakecrewa: Wish I could Brussels
ASlowFatHorsey: your fav
eekay: @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ? @jakecrewa ?
eekay: @jakecrewa how do you think borat and the girl practiced for this movie
eekay: like to they just drive around affronting shop owners for hours?
jakecrewa: Lmao I feel like he’s so good at it it just rubbed off on her
jakecrewa: Yo I remembered another of my favorite cuddles. There’s one where he accepts a bbc award out of character and pretends to kill an old lady on stage lmao
eekay: what the fuck hes at the synagogue now
ASlowFatHorsey: should i watch the new movie
ASlowFatHorsey: ??
eekay: im actually fucking dead
jakecrewa: Dude the joke he makes right when it cuts to the synagogue is fucked
eekay: very nice weather we have been controlling
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey 13 billion percent yes
eekay: immediately
ASlowFatHorsey: dam ight
ASlowFatHorsey: the first borat was pretty popin
eekay: its just more borat man
eekay: perfect
eekay: dude the second one is actually so wholesome
jakecrewa: Reddit moment
eekay: wholesome 100
eekay: actually
eekay: oh my god
eekay: hes so happy that the holocause is real
ASlowFatHorsey: whats with it vanilla face we lookin to post up our black asses for the night
ASlowFatHorsey: bang bang skeet skeet
eekay: dude
ASlowFatHorsey: best goddam scene
eekay: i was actually incapacitatyed the frist time i saw that scene
ASlowFatHorsey: i wish i could erase my memory and watch it again
eekay: fucking same man
jakecrewa: Still think the best scene is from the first “Your wife is dead” Hi-Five”
eekay: i just parked my slab outside
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: we just a couple of pimps no hoes
ASlowFatHorsey: the naked wrestling was also fucking classic
eekay: we just a cupple awf peemps no haws
jakecrewa: Make my day, jew
eekay: and he gets the dog and puts his fingers like horns
eekay: "attack boy"
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey can you irl Game this weekend o
CaMelon: So many fan boys in this chat man
eekay: wow camel
eekay: ur so cool
eekay: man
eekay: "guys you like popular things"
eekay: "suuch fanboys xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
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ASlowFatHorsey: ^xylotile cope
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/you-have-a-cold-bitter-soul-alexis-little-buddies-gaming-the-mighty-mcclures-youre-insecure-gif-26194241
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/gale-bg3-baldur%27s-gate-3-i-hate-you-shut-up-gif-4437105822266079439
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/karlach-bg3-disapproves-karlach-bg3-disapproves-gif-17451117486816856783
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lobster-shellfish-pun-crab-clampicated-gif-26205880
eekay: @Xylotile stop typing
Joguitaro: shut up and game
Joguitaro: @Xylotile
eekay: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: i would like at least one game
ASlowFatHorsey: should i queue up rn
eekay: @Xylotile ?
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile @Xylotile
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-typing-discord-gif-1777850821905896529
eekay: lol
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-you-typing-violetgif-walter-i-saw-typing-gif-26293146
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/nariukiyo-dj-khaled-gif-24271164
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cat-linux-ubuntu-fork-bomb-funny-gif-26955144
ASlowFatHorsey: ek
ASlowFatHorsey: explain the linus sex
Xylotile: Bruh the one episode that my mom sits down to watch is a full on sex scene with vi and cait
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478
ASlowFatHorsey: im krilling up if u dont get on
Joguitaro: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
eekay: lololol
eekay: that shit was crazy
eekay: full on munching
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eekay: !dalle a pentagon and a triangle
Xylotile: Try hard
FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-yc4AGgrrF8biTPNnavTXznwC.png?st=2024-05-17T21%3A19%3A24Z&se=2024-05-17T23%3A19%3A24Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-17T12%3A38%3A03Z&ske=2024-05-18T12%3A38%3A03Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=ivrE1iNU34gio5GxbTaX1BpYif8gV0dUgRc3LJlF0lU%3D
eekay: huh
Xylotile: Wtf
Xylotile: What did I do
Xylotile: Oh I didn’t see your message I’m stupid
eekay: huh???
Joguitaro: !dalle a man wearing a woopi Goldberg contraption as a hat
FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-sKiY7OxjIhD0pXO2UlpIS9Dv.png?st=2024-05-17T21%3A47%3A48Z&se=2024-05-17T23%3A47%3A48Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-17T11%3A38%3A59Z&ske=2024-05-18T11%3A38%3A59Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=wTeGHbX1YhTw5k0i1Vp5VIE8yy%2BaL2kXXd1jm2ueaMY%3D
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/prodigal-son-key-and-peele-birdofurdo-sibling-rivalry-gif-23759554
eekay: lol do u mena rube goldberg or was that on purpose
eekay: !lp maestrofluff
FriggBot2000: maestrofluff is in Bronze III at 25 lp with a 0.533 wr over 15 games
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Xylotile: I never doubted Jensen san
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-dog-spongebob-leash-leash-spongebob-walkies-gif-15346724021143217478
eekay: me walking ap
Xylotile: lol
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey gmaing tonight?
ASlowFatHorsey: Now I’m always going to go in the opposite direction u do bich
ASlowFatHorsey: Nice one
eekay: lol
eekay: go head mr. neve rlooks at his heqalth bar
eekay: see howu do without me
Xylotile: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: I 100% could get to 60 solo bolo
Xylotile: Say what you want about ap but he improving
ASlowFatHorsey: Faster than u guys
eekay: LMRFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
eekay: LMFAOFOAO AHAHHAHAHAHAH
Xylotile: He got his defensive stance
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok dick heads
eekay: hope hes got his defensive pants for when he gets hyperspawned on and shits himselkf
ASlowFatHorsey: Let’s see how long u last in real dungeon wo a tank
Xylotile: who wanna make a new a character with me
Xylotile: @eekay ?
eekay: nah
eekay: i died on my druis this morninglol
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea that sealed the deal
ASlowFatHorsey: No gamings
ASlowFatHorsey: Bye
Joguitaro: did you actually
eekay: yeah i didnt rly wanna play on it anymore
Xylotile: what
ASlowFatHorsey: Excuses
Xylotile: ok nice lie
eekay: and theres this quest i was stuck on that ur sposed to do in a group
Joguitaro: so you kamikazed it lol
eekay: and i couldnt find help so i just said fuck it
eekay: yeah
eekay: almost got it too
Xylotile: classic egay got bored and suicided
eekay: lol yeah
eekay: classic
ASlowFatHorsey: True
eekay: ok but actually gaming and what time cuz me and xylotile climbing
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423
eekay: yeah u in too deep to flake now
ASlowFatHorsey: I can flake when I want
Xylotile: BRO
ASlowFatHorsey: No Gayming
eekay: not u you stupid fuck
Xylotile: WE ARE NOT TALKING TO YOU
eekay: fuck you ap
ASlowFatHorsey: Fuck you
eekay: doesnt even loot smh
ASlowFatHorsey: Yep
ASlowFatHorsey: Cry about it
eekay: we should make a bingo card for the wow sessions
eekay: xytlotile runs to narnia
eekay: ap intereupts someone
Xylotile: that happens too often
eekay: taylor ninja loots
Xylotile: that also happens too often
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/arcane-league-gif-23737330
eekay: tailor gf on mic
eekay: xylotile needing for no reason
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe u just yap to often
eekay: no caster loot dropping in a 12 hour sessionm hahahahah
ASlowFatHorsey: Can’t get a word in ever
Xylotile: taylor helping me beat the background noise stereotype
eekay: lol
eekay: u are the background noise though
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eekay: what makes them annoyingh
Xylotile: Boom
Xylotile: He is THE anime sidekick
ASlowFatHorsey: Huh
Xylotile: Goofy, annoying, loud, but strong when he wants to be!!!!
ASlowFatHorsey: Who?
Xylotile: Zenitso or w/e his name is
ASlowFatHorsey: Oh
Xylotile: Thunder guy
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea he def is annoying sometimes
ASlowFatHorsey: Kinda grows on u
Xylotile: I’ve seen him in the other 16 anime’s I’ve watched
ASlowFatHorsey: Well the show isnt named fuckin zenitsu’s life
ASlowFatHorsey: Now is it
ASlowFatHorsey: Not even close to focus
ASlowFatHorsey: Also u nitpicking like that and yet u watch jujitsu
Xylotile: I don’t watch jjk
Xylotile: It’s the same reason why I stopped
ASlowFatHorsey: Lies
Xylotile: Too cringy
Xylotile: I legit stopped at episode 19ish as well lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Uve seen all the most recent stuff
Xylotile: Only reason I’ve watched the new season is bc my brother watched it
Xylotile: Yes
Xylotile: I just watched it w him
Xylotile: I didn’t see any of the gojo arc
Xylotile: Except for the fight cuz I watched it on yt
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok and ive seen u die on the hill saying its a great anime
Xylotile: It’s one of the best storylines
Xylotile: Yes
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/anime-k%C4%B1z%C4%B1-anime-k%C4%B1z-tatl%C4%B1-g%C3%BCzel-gif-9360838994079198206
eekay: which anime is this from
ASlowFatHorsey: Ask xylotole
ASlowFatHorsey: He would know
eekay: hehe
ASlowFatHorsey: U dont see the problem with this lol
Xylotile: https://youtu.be/T4maMT6kL4I?si=taWmPq75fHKRRCtk it’s this one
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: Nope
Xylotile: I’m right and you’re wrong
eekay: erm um
ASlowFatHorsey: Er e uh um erm
eekay: i like anime now
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/donald-john-trump-im-gonna-come-gif-25102111
Xylotile: Rly what you watching
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/new-girl-smirk-wait-for-gif-3528088
Xylotile: Oh
eekay: apparently theres a manga called "My little sister can't be this cute" where a guy eventually fucks his 14 yo sister
eekay: you can really write that in japan without getting arrested lol
Xylotile: Japan is filled with pedophiles what do you expect
ErfBundy: Nah bro infinity castle arc in demon slayer is fire
ErfBundy: Shit is going to be immaculate on the big screen
ErfBundy: People hate on demon slayer a lot but I think it’s just such a good classic ass shonen. Not a crazy story just good ass fights and flashy shit
ASlowFatHorsey: yea srsly
ASlowFatHorsey: agree
ErfBundy: Bro I ain’t gonna lie. I saw a clip from the most recent episode with them going into the castle. OMFGGGGG shit looks so cold
ErfBundy: Time to watch the most recent episode
Xylotile: Yeah it was dope af
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Xylotile: !lp eekay
FriggBot2000: eekay is not on the ranked grind
Xylotile: guh
Xylotile: oh you gotta finish your placements
eekay: yea it changed when riot approved my app
eekay: cant see wr unless being placed
eekay: spaghetti company
Xylotile: game
eekay: i am
ASlowFatHorsey: Okay
ASlowFatHorsey: I can for a bit
eekay: i just got in game..
Xylotile: okay i’m at target rn
Xylotile: game in 30
eekay: !locate xylotile
FriggBot2000: command: '!locate' was not recognized
ASlowFatHorsey: !poop😃
FriggBot2000: command: '!poop😃' was not recognized
Joguitaro: I can game
ASlowFatHorsey: wgm??????
Joguitaro: @eekay wgmn?????
eekay: im gonna finish placements
Xylotile: nah
Xylotile: how many more games do you got
eekay: on last
eekay: hard inters both ones lol
eekay: won last gonna lose this one
Xylotile: cap
eekay: i never had many in my ranked games
eekay: how often do u see them
Xylotile: my goofy ahh got locked out
Xylotile: i can play in 20
eekay: gotcha
eekay: !lp eekay
FriggBot2000: eekay is in Platinum IV at 48 lp with a 0.400 wr over 5 games
eekay: o.O
eekay: peak rank
Joguitaro: gamingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
ASlowFatHorsey: technically uhhh nah
ASlowFatHorsey: cuz new rank between plat and diamond
ASlowFatHorsey: wgm tho
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @eekay @Xylotile
eekay: after eat
Xylotile: ok
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 41 minutes.
Xylotile: !faptime
FriggBot2000: Xylotile has not nutted in 2 days, 2 hours, 16 minutes, and 0 seconds. stay strong.
eekay: big
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ErfBundy i saw we run some war zone
Xylotile: i’ve been getting an itch
Xylotile: @Joguitaro where can i find a cheap starter piano/keyboard? amazon?
Joguitaro: maybe but idk
Joguitaro: a full keyboard is kinda expensive no matter what
Joguitaro: and i wouldnt learn on anything less than a full keyboard
Xylotile: okay that makes sense ty
Xylotile: what damage am i looking at? $160?
Joguitaro: I have no idea anymore
Joguitaro: But it’s not like you gotta buy upgrades or anything
Xylotile: lol rgb
Xylotile: why are some $150 and some $500? does sound quality really change that much?
eekay: probably mostly build quality
ErfBundy: That’s a crazy idea
Xylotile: d2g
eekay: i was boutta go to sleep
Xylotile: bruh it’s legit 9
eekay: lol yeah idk
eekay: smthn hit me after we stop gamin
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ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz there are literally only 5 grades in the class
ASlowFatHorsey: And this is worth the most points
ErfBundy: i hate when teachers do that
ErfBundy: so gay
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah it’s pretty dummy ngl
ErfBundy: good luck brother
ASlowFatHorsey: Thnx mang
ErfBundy: ill kill teramorphus for you real quick for good luck
ASlowFatHorsey: Bruh you better lol
ErfBundy: gotta get that shotgun lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Mega crac for those anarchy stacks
ErfBundy: for real
ErfBundy: omega dope
eekay: when u alt f4 but realize you had a dio's 😔
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/dio-jojo-anime-cartoon-japanese-gif-7432836
eekay: lol
eekay:
Joguitaro: Lol
Joguitaro: Man that Ohba guy is really credible
eekay: he knows i faked the duck story
eekay: i should dropt he class out of shame
CaMelon: is that a response to ur work?
Joguitaro: Lol
eekay: wot?
CaMelon: the thing u posted
eekay: no its for my speech class
CaMelon: alright
ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon yes it is
ASlowFatHorsey: also lol
Xylotile: Anyone got a good black mirror episode I should watch
ASlowFatHorsey: who?
Xylotile: Ap how was the paper
Xylotile: U finish it?
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: still working on it
eekay: button moment
Xylotile: @eekay you’re retarded
ASlowFatHorsey: its nearly done
Xylotile: How is that a stupid question
Xylotile: Please tell me
eekay: becuase youve literally asked
eekay: that exact question
eekay: like 3 days ago
Xylotile: Last week when no one responded
Xylotile: Retard
eekay: ok thats
eekay: an epic bait moment
Xylotile: ??
Xylotile: You guys just talked about crocodile lol
eekay: :|
eekay:
Xylotile: I already watched all those
Xylotile: Mfer
eekay: theres ike 30 episodes why do you need recomendations
eekay: just watcht he fuckin show
eekay: still stupid question
Xylotile: Because there are 30 episodes
Xylotile: Ok sure buddy
Xylotile: You’re right
Xylotile: I’m wrong
eekay: youd watch 600 episodes of naruto and droool over it when the main character hair turn a different color
Xylotile: I literally watched less than 100 lol
eekay: theres less than 50 episodes
Xylotile: And each isn’t 45 minutes
eekay: close to 30
Xylotile: Not even 30
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: and it’s not like the episodes are related
Xylotile: Some are shit
Xylotile: Others are less shit
Xylotile: Like metalhead
Xylotile: That ones absolute ass
eekay: so youd rather only watch the ones other people think are good
eekay: instead of forming
eekay: opinions of your own
eekay: further evidence that xyltile is a chatbot
Xylotile: That’s called recommending
Xylotile: Shows
Xylotile: If it wasn’t for Jake’s recommendation I wouldn’t have watched the best black mirror episode
Xylotile: Striking vipers
eekay: true that one was good
eekay: good thing you didnt waste that trmendous amount of time watching the half of the episodes you didnt bother with
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eekay: the what?
eekay: oh the 6 flags
Xylotile: Saint Louis
Xylotile: Yes
eekay: thought you wree talking about pullup bars
Xylotile: No lol
eekay: why deflecting
eekay: vid of 1min hang
Xylotile: I can’t man
Xylotile: I don’t have access to a pull-up bar
Xylotile: And Im not strong rn
eekay: like your fingers were ever strong
Xylotile: It ain’t fingers
Xylotile: Forearms
Xylotile: If it’s the claw thingy than yeah
Xylotile: But nah a full on grab
eekay: for a normal bar?
Xylotile: Yeah
eekay: you think thats not related to the ability to keep your fingers closed under weight
Xylotile: When I do pull-ups I don’t close my fingers
Xylotile: I use a hook grip
Xylotile: Same for any other pulling motion
eekay: maybe that makes it easier
eekay: it doesnt make it not about fingers
Xylotile: I’m saying that I don’t need finger strength
Xylotile: It’s more firearm than fingers
eekay: what is forearm strength man
eekay: where do you think your finger muscles are
Xylotile: Fingers
eekay: for sure
Xylotile: You guys see the new Minecraft update
eekay: no.
ASlowFatHorsey: No
Xylotile: The update is pretty much random stuff
eekay: i like stuff
Xylotile: I heard the new ant man movie was mid
eekay: i heard it was really bad
Xylotile: That’s all marvel now tbh
Xylotile: My turd was literally like 8 inches long
Xylotile: World record Jesus Christ
eekay: dms
Joguitaro: Dms
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Do you guys like big cities
eekay: i prefer big tiddies 😎
Xylotile: Or prefer living in cities like Champaign
Xylotile: Size wise
Xylotile: I would prolly kms if I lived in Chicago
eekay: you probably wouldnt have to
Xylotile: Lol true
Xylotile: Hi
Joguitaro: Dms
Xylotile: Cringe lord stfu
eekay: stop clogging chat
eekay: if u need to talk to taylor please send him a dm
Joguitaro: Ek dms sheesh smh
eekay: fuck mb
Xylotile: @eekay have you walked passed campus tours
eekay: no
eekay: but ive walked past them
Xylotile: Past
Xylotile: Oopsie hehe
Xylotile: I’m surprised you’re allowed near them
Xylotile: Bad publicity
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968
Xylotile: I’m serious
eekay: ohhh
Xylotile: Guy walking barefoot across campus with his cum boots on his hands
eekay: more great goofs and gags incoming
eekay: wow hes on a roll
Xylotile: Says you fatty
Xylotile: Oooooo
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/cinema-movies-movie-projector-gif-12345147
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: Dead chat
ASlowFatHorsey: Imayine wakin up at 9am
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey Sweden gamings?
Xylotile: @Joguitaro this ur alt?
Joguitaro: 👀
Xylotile: Wgmn
Xylotile: Or not
eekay: @Xylotile
eekay: hows that for gaming
Xylotile: My fault
ASlowFatHorsey: Sembsemb
ASlowFatHorsey: Where ek stores is food
eekay: fuck is that
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ASlowFatHorsey: wow man u save one button press by adding the 2 there lol
ASlowFatHorsey: maybe tnite
ASlowFatHorsey: but def tmorrow
Joguitaro: okay I'm down if you can 2nite but I already have for a little but def 2morrow
ASlowFatHorsey: o
ASlowFatHorsey: k
ErfBundy: I got skiddo not that I like the Pokémon but it was cool
Joguitaro: I got one of the pokemons shinies lol
Joguitaro: looks pretty cool
ErfBundy: What Pokémon?
Joguitaro: the spider bug dont remember its name
ErfBundy: Ohhhh yeah
ErfBundy: That one’s pretty good
eekay: @ErfBundy play your games today
ErfBundy: I did my puzzles and played one
eekay: YOU ARE LYING TO ME
ErfBundy: I’m not
eekay: ok you literally played that after i reminded you last time
ErfBundy: Nah I played one like 10 minutes ago
eekay:
ErfBundy: I played tho so what’s the problem
eekay: nothing
eekay: good job buddy
eekay: you got a rating goal
ErfBundy: Thank you
ErfBundy: Not really
eekay: like 1k by end of 2022 or smthn
eekay: might be a good one
ErfBundy: That feels a little extreme
ErfBundy: That’s double what I have
eekay: climbing is easier the lower you are
ErfBundy: I guess that’s fair
eekay: 1k is a milestone that is easy to reach but hard to go beyond
eekay: was for me
ErfBundy: Yeah but in a month lmao
eekay: id need to put some actual study time in to climb much i think
eekay: sure in a month
eekay: youd have tog rind alot more but fo sho doable
ErfBundy: See that’s the thing tho i don’t want to like exclusively play chess in my free time lmao
ErfBundy: I think 750 is more reasonable
eekay: yeah i spose
eekay: all a matter of how much time you wanna put in but
eekay: you can get so much in 1 month
ErfBundy: I believe you but idk if I could tbh
ErfBundy: I like playing but I want to play Pokémon and other shit too so
eekay: yeah fair
eekay: why does nunu need smite?
Joguitaro: for mega buffs smite gives with pets
Joguitaro: stupid question
eekay: or megabuffs by taking ghost and ganking 3 lanes in 12 secon
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz y not do 2000 tru dmg to monsters
eekay: cause you dont need sustain and can smite obj with q
ASlowFatHorsey: Impossible to be out smoted
Joguitaro: I think smite still does more than his q
Joguitaro: plus with smite and q up you can time at the same time to smite from like 2200
ASlowFatHorsey: Pets are also pretty useful
eekay: cho no smite
Joguitaro: cho is not a jungler
eekay: everybody is a jungler now
ASlowFatHorsey: He can be now if he wants
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah tru
eekay: thats what pets do
eekay: every single champion can safely clear camps
Joguitaro: cho is not good jungler then lol
eekay: neither are you but we still let u play it
ASlowFatHorsey: Mmm maybe
ASlowFatHorsey: I think chos got some technologhiesh
Joguitaro: theres just other champs in jungle that are just better
eekay: no shit
Joguitaro: like about 30 of them
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Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Eks slopped up hard today
eekay: lol i made a triple attacker with 3 attack
eekay: free win if in hand
Xylotile: yooo i just met jahira
ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t talk about bad game 3 in this chat man
ASlowFatHorsey: Don’t want ek to play another fucking run
Xylotile: whats better
Xylotile: @eekay
eekay: for whomst
Xylotile: lack
eekay: hmm
Xylotile: did i just get op gear at the start? I havent swapped anything in like three levels since swapping shart's weapon
Xylotile: the equipment doesnt feel rewarding at all
eekay: i mean you are definitely not wearing the optimal shit so
eekay: some of that you shouldve swapped out
Xylotile: i compare it and shit but its not better
eekay: you are most certainly wrong in some cases
Xylotile: ok this an upgrade
eekay: yeah lol
eekay: thats what u need
Xylotile: i got 5k gold rn lol
eekay: ok then buy it
eekay: mute your fucking alerts man
Xylotile: no
Xylotile: damn can i sex isobel
eekay: no
Xylotile: she a baddie
Xylotile:
Xylotile: is this bugged
eekay: yeha it always does that for me
eekay: reloading works
eekay: ok whos notifications are those
Xylotile: mine
eekay: is that taylor
eekay: holy fuck
Xylotile: no its mine i got my speaker connected to discord
Xylotile: the notifications are loud as fuck
eekay: plz keep mute
Joguitaro: loveeee when teammates afk 2 min into the game for no reason
Xylotile: Does that count as a placement game
Joguitaro: yep
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478
Joguitaro: teammates dad must have come in his room for his daily beating or something
Xylotile: I bet he was cooking some ramen
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925
Xylotile: Mannnn some of these Nepalese students smelllllll
Joguitaro: huh
Xylotile: At the gym
Joguitaro: !piggies
FriggBot2000: ```ansi
[1mxylotile[0m [32mEmerald II[0m 51 LP [0.636 over 11 games] (0/1 vs ap)
[1mmaestrofluff[0m [31mBronze II[0m 35 LP [0.667 over 6 games]
```
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIw3INYRNmY
Joguitaro: @Xylotile bro you are so loud lol
Xylotile: yeah my door is open mb
Xylotile: !piggies
FriggBot2000: ```ansi
[1mxylotile[0m [32mEmerald II[0m 31 LP [0.538 over 13 games] (0/1 vs ap)
[1mmaestrofluff[0m [31mBronze II[0m 23 LP [0.571 over 7 games]
```
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jakecrewa: Mom doesn’t know if you fucked her body
eekay: then mom as gracie
jakecrewa: *games
eekay: best of both worlds
eekay: wait
eekay: nvm
jakecrewa: 💀💀
Joguitaro: 👀
CaMelon: .
eekay: lol
jakecrewa: That question is open to the public too
eekay: is it gracie for all of them too?
Joguitaro: Is this Ethan’s mom in all scenarios?
Joguitaro: Lol
eekay: thats also a good question
eekay: i assumed it would be ur own mom
Xylotile: Pinned a message.
eekay: because why would anybody ehre be averse to fucking somebody else's mom
eekay: i mean gavin prolly did it last night
eekay: when he crashed his car that a porno opening
Joguitaro: What if your mom was dead? Alive Gracie body with dead mom conscious?
eekay: dead mom consciousness huh
eekay: imma let you think about that one
Joguitaro: Hmmmm 🧐
eekay: youre asking if i would fuck my mom or the corpse of gracie hosey
Joguitaro: I’m
Joguitaro: Um
Joguitaro: Yes
jakecrewa: It is the person who is answering the questions mom always
eekay: is dead mom off the table?
eekay: might pull an ed kemper
Xylotile: Pinned a message.
jakecrewa: Bill’s pinned message 😂😂
eekay: lol
jakecrewa: And that is facts
eekay: @jakecrewa
eekay: here's one
eekay: ur dating ur own brother
jakecrewa: Taking that out of context and canceling too
eekay: but you just found out
eekay: do you break up
eekay: or if you found out but he didnt do you tell him
Xylotile: @jakecrewa you have to pick two ages and they have to add up to 30
Xylotile: go
jakecrewa: I give him one last pity fuck and call it a night
eekay: ok fair
jakecrewa: 29.99
eekay: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joguitaro: xd
Xylotile: they fucking
eekay: do you tell him thought if he didnt know @jakecrewa
jakecrewa: I tell him and then we bond over bowling
eekay: aight
jakecrewa: The pinned messages are actually hilarious out of context
eekay: yeah ek incest gay
CaMelon: http://www.ekis.gay
eekay:
CaMelon: Good now I can guy the domain
CaMelon: *buy
jakecrewa: Alright here’s a real thought provoked
jakecrewa: In no other discipline is a thorough knowledge of history more important than that of philosophy
eekay: nononononononon
eekay: stop
eekay: STOP
jakecrewa: I don’t remember the rest lmao
Joguitaro: what is it lol
eekay:
jakecrewa: MAP
jakecrewa: That new cardi b song
Joguitaro: oh wap
eekay: what is called
eekay: oh that one?
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/stop-no-stop-it-mad-please-stop-gif-16437354
eekay: you guys heard the ben shapiro cover
Joguitaro: no
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH56KZzw-io&ab_channel=hero.shapiro
Joguitaro: hmmm no thanks
eekay: 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
CaMelon: 💯
CaMelon:
eekay: :|
eekay: just uncessary
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eekay: if you get a tattoo for other people youre a retard
Xylotile: I’m getting it for show, and it’s something that is personal to me
eekay: i dont choose a wallpaper for my pc that other people will like
Xylotile: It’s not really for other people
Xylotile: But you also don’t walk around with your wallpaper
eekay: no but people see it from time to time
eekay: do you know what my car looks like?
eekay: its got a christmas tree and a 3d printed hood ornament with ethan on it glued to the hood
eekay: its not a good car to take to a job interview but its not for show is it
eekay: its cause i like it
CaMelon:
eekay: now that i can get behind
Xylotile: I would chop my arm off
eekay: the thing is nobody would ever come to regret this tattoo
eekay: if youre the person who would tattoo this on your arm you would love so much to see how much it unsettles people
eekay: kind of perfect
Xylotile: Imagine your boss looking at it lol
eekay: i bet this person owns a lot of long sleeves
CaMelon: When I searched for that picture there was also someone who had a that but on his doodoo cheek
CaMelon: ✡️
eekay: lol
Xylotile: @ErfBundy I bought Pokémon’s cards
Xylotile: Spent like $21
Xylotile: Got nothing
eekay: w-what??
eekay: how did you not turn a profit thought those things were free money
Xylotile: Are you being sarcastic
eekay: i am
Xylotile: It was a Walmart gift card and it’s my sisters bday
Xylotile: She likes Pokémon
Xylotile: If I get shit cards she can get them
Xylotile: Win win situation
eekay: sounds like child abuse to me
ErfBundy: pokemon cards are lit
ErfBundy: i got too many
ErfBundy: ive turned a profit on a decent amount of them
eekay: lol
eekay: sure man
CaMelon: Rank 40 Tetris Online Challenge mode player, get on my level
ErfBundy: Pog
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @everyone do I respond
eekay: umm
eekay: ask who they are
Ant: https://youtu.be/_KTQtIBsum4
Ant: They blew up a whale with dynamite in 1970
ErfBundy: That’s wack bro
CaMelon: Looks fun
eekay: for who
jakecrewa: @Xylotile send them that pic of the demonic goat and then type some cursed shit in Hebrew
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Too late
eekay: ???
eekay: who does that
Xylotile: Who’s ones what
eekay: txts somebody first and asks who it is
Xylotile: Oh lol
Xylotile: I thought u meant me
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @jakecrewa is this one good?
eekay: no wrong one
eekay:
eekay: this one i ebleive
Xylotile: LOL
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Give me a copy pasta
Xylotile: @eekay
eekay: write something in hebrew
Xylotile: Idk
jakecrewa: אני מתחייב אמונים לדגל ארצות הברית של אמריקה. ולרפובליקה, שעליה היא עומדת, עם אחד, תחת אלוהים, בלתי ניתן לחלוקה, לחירות וצדק לכל
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eekay: seems like ive improved
ErfBundy: After 3 years
ErfBundy: https://tenor.com/view/abbott-elementary-stare-staring-blank-stare-really-gif-25753382
eekay: so 2 years is the cutoff for getting plat
eekay: is there an equation you are using to get these numbers
eekay: dont be in any rank for more than 2 years
eekay: dont get plat slower than 3 years
eekay: give me your whole timeline
ErfBundy: You were gold 2021 and 2022
ErfBundy: And at least half of this year obviously
ErfBundy: And played a combined like 700 games over that time
ErfBundy: YOU SHOULD HIT PLAT
eekay: ok so less than 700 games less than 1year per rank, less than 3 to plat
eekay: keep going
ErfBundy: I’m saying this is something that is destined to happen after that sort of play time
eekay: give me more numbers
ErfBundy: The numbers already show man
eekay: yea 60% in plat
ErfBundy: 500 games equals you have to improve
ErfBundy: It’s impossible not to
eekay: so where are you gonna be this season
eekay: lemme get some numbers
ErfBundy: Let’s make a bet matter of fact
ErfBundy: If I hit gold before the end of the year
ErfBundy: Then something happens
ErfBundy: Idk yet
ErfBundy: Didn’t think that far
eekay: g4 50lp
ErfBundy: Ok
eekay: $20
ErfBundy: Aight
eekay: 🤝
ErfBundy: Clip it
eekay: just wanna point out i got gold in 1 season as well
eekay: not like this bet means u got gold easier than i did
eekay: you might
eekay: but thats not determined by satisfying the bet criteria
Xylotile: Bruh panda fucked my order up
Xylotile: These retarded fast food workers can’t do anything right
Xylotile: @ErfBundy am I right
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-22904870
ErfBundy: True
ErfBundy: Not true
ErfBundy: You were silver your first season
ErfBundy: Wait
eekay: and u were bronze last
ErfBundy: I see what you saying
eekay: yea
ErfBundy: Still not true
Xylotile: Lol
ErfBundy: You were gold two seasons eekay
eekay: ok..
ErfBundy: You just said it was just one
eekay: so if u get plat this season or next then you are better than me
eekay: but by next season ill have passed xylotiel so
eekay: we chilling
ErfBundy: Sureeeee buddy
ErfBundy: When are we all playing siege I wanna be the best at a game for once
ErfBundy: We still need to have our siege wager eekay
ErfBundy: Download that shit
eekay: lol steam has tried to start a siege update every morning when i wake up
eekay: for about 2 years
eekay: and i pause it
ErfBundy: Do it
eekay: but then i cant watch twitch for 30 minutes
eekay: not worth
eekay: jk im down to siege
Xylotile: Is siege still $6?
Xylotile: Jk wait I bought it already
eekay: 20
ErfBundy: Idk if we can even do cross play tho tbh
ErfBundy: I know it is between Xbox and PlayStation but idk about pc
eekay: oh thoguht they had pc crossplay
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Xylotile: Nah
eekay: well nobody wanna play minecraft either
eekay: ive been getting an urge for terraria lately
ASlowFatHorsey: College gamings
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybs over thanksgiving
eekay: how long is thanksgiving
eekay: 1 week?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes
eekay: yeah my college motivation to do better was gona fter the frist week
eekay: im just not a grade getter
eekay: but i dont even game anymore
ASlowFatHorsey: Dopamine addict
eekay: how am i dopamine addict
eekay: i dont play games
CaMelon: so true
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol u dont just get dompamine from games xd
eekay: true i am coping
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah but I am too tbh so
eekay: u grinding harder than me
ASlowFatHorsey: Ehh not by much
eekay: by a lot probably
eekay: i haven 2.7 gpa lol
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean that’s not terrible, I have heard of people who end their shopmore year in the 1 range and bring it back to nearly three
ASlowFatHorsey: Which is a b average
eekay: shop humors lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Shopping internship
eekay: also getting up to 3 wqould require more effort than i think im capable of doing
eekay: ive just never had motivation for school
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean don’t u wanna learn more about things u find interesting?
ASlowFatHorsey: School doesn’t have to be a grind
eekay: interesting means i pay attention but it doesnt help doing the work
eekay: and very few classes are important or interesting
ASlowFatHorsey: Well if u don’t like the work then it prolly isn’t interesting to u, I mean I’m not saying every bit of work is gonna make u cum ur pants but at least sometime it should be fun
ASlowFatHorsey: Depends on ur definition of importance
eekay: why is this your stance
eekay: the point is im just too lazy to do the work
eekay: no matter how fun its "supposed to be"
ASlowFatHorsey: My point is, it doesn’t matter if ur lazy or not if you find the thing u are working on interesting u won’t find the work to be “work” or at least some of the time
eekay: so youre saying i dont like my classes
eekay: thats why i dont do the work
ASlowFatHorsey: Never said that
ASlowFatHorsey: Just that if ur truly interested in it, it should be interesting to do
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk tbh I’m just blowin shit out my ass just do what u want basically
eekay: ok so i dont want to do the work
eekay: so i dont find it interesting
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah probably correlated in some way
eekay: yeah no shit
eekay: a lot of classes are garbage
eekay: a lot of teachers are garbage
ASlowFatHorsey: Has that been ur experience at eiu
eekay: not garbage i just mean
eekay: classes you have no interest in
eekay: or that have no relevance to you
eekay: the kind everybody has to take
eekay: stupid classes like english and art history and biology
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig but their should be a fair majority of classes that u take that u should be interested in because they wouldn’t call it ur major otherwise
eekay: everybody has to take general education credits
eekay: humanities and other liberal shit
ASlowFatHorsey: I know but the majority of ur classes are gon be for ur major
ASlowFatHorsey: Otherwise
ASlowFatHorsey: They
ASlowFatHorsey: Wouldn’t call it ur major
eekay: ive had about as many major classes as gen ed each semester
eekay: and not every class within my major is interesting
ASlowFatHorsey: U graduating next or this semester ?
eekay: ?
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Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-gif-25830726
eekay: lol
eekay: its my highest return by percentage now
Xylotile: You’re welcome
eekay: yeah thanks for the 4.3 dollarsa
eekay: trip to bahamas on me
Xylotile: I gave you percent return
Xylotile: My job ain’t telling you the amount
eekay: how much u made on it
Xylotile: 15% return
eekay: how much do u have
Xylotile: 25 shares
eekay: nice
Xylotile: @Joguitaro ain’t you got class buddy?
Joguitaro: i already went to class dummy
Xylotile: This two hour lecture is brutal
Xylotile: I hungry
Xylotile: Haven’t had lunch yet
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/giggle-laugh-chuckle-smirk-smile-gif-12770078
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/give-us-a-green-light-billy-butcher-karl-urban-the-boys-just-say-the-word-gif-25853205
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
ASlowFatHorsey: 7
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/as-you-wish-who-me-yes-gif-19718270
eekay: ok i was not looking for another emma watson gif lol
eekay: i promise
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-hiding-embarrassed-bush-gif-6287489991893889017
eekay: !rps rock
eekay: erm um
Xylotile: !rps paper
ASlowFatHorsey: 8
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/classic-youre-classic-thats-classic-haha-classic-so-classic-gif-4807967
ASlowFatHorsey: 9
ASlowFatHorsey: Keep it up
ASlowFatHorsey: Will make it 10
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/classic-back-to-the-future-bttf-marty-mcfly-ive-seen-this-one-gif-19802188
ASlowFatHorsey: 10 it is then
Xylotile: I play
eekay: https://7tv.app/emotes/642bb3463e848aa22df3b758
eekay: lol
Xylotile: I’ve watched that video lol
Xylotile: Elva eifa or some shit
Xylotile: tbh i dont see ap getting on until 10 lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea all dis get on get on get on makin me not wanna get on
ASlowFatHorsey: Ur lucky imma nice guy
ASlowFatHorsey: Wgmn
eekay: rn?
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 81 minutes.
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea
eekay: ok ...
ASlowFatHorsey: Erm
ASlowFatHorsey: Also the actual definition for complete protein is that I contains all essential amino acids
Xylotile: That’s what I meant by types of protein
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/blowdart-stock-candle-red-crash-gif-23193667
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Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/beta-jesse-lee-peterson-gif-15785063
eekay: yeah
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/chad-virgin-memes-walking-gif-14270852
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/bruh-monkey-dead-sick-gif-14733439
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
CaMelon: @eekay 👀
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/terraria-vc-terraria-crew-rage-ethan-gif-17477777
Xylotile: “When Ethan when Ethan”
Joguitaro: yeah brudda
eekay: its the classic formula for funny
eekay: ever been on okbr
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/tyler-booty-tyler1-t1-alpha-gif-14526618
eekay: WOAH
eekay: is that lolTyer1's a** ??
eekay: LOL thats funny bro
Joguitaro: hehe
Joguitaro: funny
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: we gamin
Joguitaro: while we waitin?
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/boogie2988-francis-rage-card-game-table-flip-gif-4916767
CaMelon: EK Hadley when he doesnt get the ks
Joguitaro: TRUE
eekay: taylor when nobody is playing league of legends or responding to his ddos
Joguitaro: lol
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/boogie2988-silly-laugh-mayonnaise-gif-7220426
CaMelon: EK Hadley rediscovering his special drawer
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: @eekay get on
Xylotile: We doing taliyah swain
Joguitaro: TRUE
Xylotile: Trash ad can go mid
Joguitaro: 😦
Joguitaro: ok
Xylotile: 😋
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-dead-ko-faint-gif-17440398
ErfBundy: Yo boys
ErfBundy: Inv me when yo game over
CaMelon: kk
ErfBundy: I’m gonna be on another call for like thirty minutes but after that I’ll join in call
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
CaMelon: @ErfBundy
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Xylotile: Hehe
Xylotile: Play a ranked game
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly something ur doing then
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve felt that way befo
ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta learn some macro
ASlowFatHorsey: Instead of chicken with head cut off
Joguitaro: yeah maybe try not taking enemy gromp so much
Joguitaro: while team is fighting on baron
Xylotile: So fucking true
eekay: i would leg
Joguitaro: :0
Joguitaro: xylotile probably eating on the toilet rn
eekay: why do all my fingers have holes
eekay: ive done 1 on 3 off
eekay: what the hell white javier bardem on synapse
eekay:
eekay: am i crazy
Joguitaro: @Xylotile okay buddy get on the gameeeeeee
eekay: id also like to make food
eekay: take ur time @Xylotile
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/punch-punching-laptop-rage-smashing-screen-gif-17930159
Xylotile: hehe
Xylotile: i was talking business w the fam sorry
Xylotile: @eekay u playing brudda?
eekay: no im playing leg
eekay: after i finish my eg ramen
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/noted-notes-gif-5990133
Xylotile: did u put the egg when u put it in the bowl
Xylotile: from the stove
eekay: i got a fucking 3 star gourmet on my desk right now
eekay: im so happy
Xylotile: Pic
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-babby-slime-squish-gif-14494939531856206329
eekay:
Joguitaro: kindergarten dinner
eekay: you pay 30 dollars for chicken strips
eekay: silence.
Joguitaro: i don't order chicken strips when i eat out lol
eekay: oh nvm your habits are perfectly reasonable then
Joguitaro: yes thank you for acknowledging
Xylotile: Chicken sandwich*
eekay: @Xylotile
Xylotile: Wha
eekay: how often do u think i can do gym workout
eekay: i only do iit post climbing
eekay: and i just do 2 sets of pullups curls and dips
Xylotile: With only two sets of each I say you can prolly do it 3 times a week
eekay: 2 on 2 off?
Xylotile: Monday, Thursday, Saturday
Xylotile: Yeah you might be able to squeeze in a 4th day
Xylotile: Nah nvm
Joguitaro: we gonna gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eekay: im savoring the last of my meal
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/oats-no-pigs-pig-brother-gif-8274685160072684375
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 323 minutes.
Joguitaro: @Xylotile get the fuck on you monkey
Xylotile: My internet bugging
Joguitaro: you bugging
Joguitaro: get on
Joguitaro: idiot
Xylotile: Trying
eekay: or dont fine by me
eekay: this is likely to be an issue in game so
Joguitaro: not fine by me
Joguitaro: it won't
Xylotile: No it won’t be
Xylotile: It just happens when I first turn my pc on
Xylotile: But once it connect it locks in
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-believe-you-whatever-lies-gif-3602502
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eekay: man fuck
Xylotile: Lol that’s a good one
Xylotile: Who’s the best avenger
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/fat-thor-avengers-funny-chris-hemsworth-gif-14558486
Xylotile: Only 1 right answer
CaMelon: Blade is the best avenger
Xylotile: he's black though
CaMelon: then Moon Knight
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @jakecrewa better than that gay black guy
eekay: omg
eekay: its the voice actor for my undretage cartoon waifu
eekay: do you think i can get an autograph on my personalized fleshlight
eekay: camel delete your message for epicx troll on xylotile
eekay: do it quick
Xylotile: Sucks to suck ek
eekay: what does stealing karma ult do
eekay: just let you use one of her abilities?
eekay: an empowered version
CaMelon: done
eekay: 😐
CaMelon:
eekay: lol
Xylotile: @eekay yes
eekay: thats kinda stupid
eekay: i wish they game him his own enhanced versions that would be cool
eekay: but kinda shit
Xylotile: Yes
eekay:
eekay: does this image make you hungry
eekay: i think its macdonal brand colors embedded in my phyche
Xylotile: Yes
eekay: crazy right
eekay: yo just checking yuou have a cum fetish right?
Xylotile: Yes
eekay:
eekay: Pinned a message.
Xylotile: Yes
ErfBundy: Dude I can’t wait for AP to be sauced on by a doll
eekay: usually hes the one saucing on dolls amirite
eekay: body pillow user
ErfBundy: Faxual
ErfBundy: Like for real tho Gwen looks fun
eekay: 🤦
ErfBundy: And busted
Xylotile: Yes
ASlowFatHorsey: What comes around goes around ig
ASlowFatHorsey: Also I will hack into riot games server to delete that champion
ASlowFatHorsey: Or at least hire lizard squad
Xylotile: Shut up
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah
Xylotile: Ight
ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtube.com/watch?v=MNgECrMkP3w&feature=share
ASlowFatHorsey: I have no words
ASlowFatHorsey: I really don’t want to play in the top lane anymore
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/1UDQSCCRYO0
Xylotile: why worry about that when solar opposites season 2 is out
eekay: lol
Xylotile: have you guys watched the first season
eekay: no
Xylotile: it was bad
Xylotile: i laughed like once in the 12 episodes
Xylotile: nothing remarkable
eekay: yeah idk why anybody would watch it
Xylotile: i was waiting for it to get better
Xylotile: because it was right after finishing rick and morty s4
Xylotile:
Xylotile: ahri build in pro play
Xylotile: do you guys notice something
eekay: ive seen manamune in one of my games
eekay: a long time ago
Xylotile: her autos are semi good
Xylotile: really smooth but like
Xylotile: its so troll lol
eekay: yeah true
eekay: you prolly are correct and not them
Xylotile: im not just saying this
Xylotile: im watching a live viewing of a caster and dom
Xylotile: they both agreed it was super troll
eekay: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ASlowFatHorsey: 👻
Xylotile: the thing
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmr6EAQQazA
Xylotile: this man looks like a gym teacher lol
Xylotile:
Xylotile: lol
eekay: lmao 😐
eekay: xylotile you arent climbing saturday right
eekay: becuase you probably shouldnt
eekay: @Xylotile /
eekay: ?
CaMelon: ignored
Xylotile: Wym I shouldn’t
Xylotile: 😕
eekay: im just saying
eekay: there shouldnt be too many of us if gracie is coming right
Xylotile: Oh if gracie is going this weekend im cool not going
Xylotile: idc up to you tbh
Xylotile: i can always wait for JC
eekay: yeah ive seen u climb
eekay: prolly take more than 1 week recovery
eekay: save it for jake
Xylotile: you're scared im gonna take gracie away
Xylotile: gotcha
eekay: 😳
Xylotile: yeah no worries man
Xylotile: are you driving
eekay: i am
eekay: not her
eekay: i assume
Xylotile: ight
Xylotile: I'm just gonna ask you to please clean out your car
eekay: well i assume she is driving but im not driveing her
Xylotile: oh ight
eekay: no
CaMelon: wow ek are you saying women cant drive
CaMelon: racist
eekay: i literally said the woman is driving herself
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: "the woman"
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/obama-wtf-why-president-wut-gif-12221156
Xylotile: you mean future wife
Xylotile: 😳
eekay: cgof
eekay: criog
Xylotile: ight
CaMelon: aight
eekay: :|
CaMelon: 😐
CaMelon: yea I dont think u should climb @eekay
CaMelon: just u and me can go @Xylotile
eekay: 🔞
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey are you climbing?
Xylotile: oh you invite him but not me
Xylotile: nice vro
Xylotile: :/
Xylotile: what up bri
eekay: i like him more than you
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey we climbin?
eekay: thats a question not a request
CaMelon: @Xylotile wanna climb with me on saturday
eekay: lol
Xylotile: yeah im down
Xylotile: i heard urbana boulders is a good place
Xylotile: if you want to drive up
CaMelon: fo sho
Xylotile: theres this weird skinny dude with the long hair that sometimes goes, but I don't think he'll be there
Xylotile: hopefully not
Xylotile: he smells pretty bad
Xylotile: i think he has dark hair and blue glasses
Xylotile: wait they might be green
Xylotile: idk
eekay: im not skinny why do you keep saying this
eekay: im 160
Xylotile:
eekay: obsessed
Xylotile: with what
CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707106574706933772/833771078957531186/video046.mp4
CaMelon: this is me and william going to urbana boulders
Xylotile:
CaMelon: wait why isnt it work
Xylotile: nice virus cameron
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eekay: optional but still
ASlowFatHorsey: Wait what are we doing about the lit responses ??
eekay: watchu mean
eekay: just respond
ASlowFatHorsey: The Street car named desire reading and response post it looks like nobody posted to it soooo irk
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk
eekay: well its due tomorrow right
eekay: or tts at least available until tomorrow
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s was due a week ago
eekay: lol
eekay: get fucked krunyon
eekay: u sure?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah I looked at the due date it said March 13
ASlowFatHorsey: And literally nobody responded
eekay: lol
eekay: did your espondt ot he post about internet and stuff
ASlowFatHorsey: Cem cem
ASlowFatHorsey: Cum cum*
eekay: ay you queuing up wit me if we have to do a video call with the lit class
Xylotile: Pretty sure it’s due today
ASlowFatHorsey: Look at canvas dog
Xylotile: That’s when she posted it
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
ASlowFatHorsey: So I’m dyslexic
eekay: also aidan hanner is giving out particiatyion points for homework and quizzes so
ASlowFatHorsey: But it still dosent day a due date tho
ASlowFatHorsey: Pig
ASlowFatHorsey: Pog
eekay: pigChamp
ASlowFatHorsey: Ez as fq
Xylotile: We’re using zoom for calc
Xylotile: Let’s fucking go
jakecrewa: She posted in our chat that it’s due tomorrow.
eekay: should we invite her to lol gaming
ASlowFatHorsey: Not today but tomorrow
ASlowFatHorsey: Krunyons into lol gaming
Xylotile: We have a chat?
ASlowFatHorsey: Mega kurgasaurus Rex
jakecrewa: This is what i mean by chat
Xylotile: Sickeroni
ASlowFatHorsey: Coo
Xylotile: We gaming on some cs?
ASlowFatHorsey: Extra day of gamings
CaMelon: C’est possible
Xylotile: Boys Mrs Runyon will not lower our grades
Xylotile: She said the posts can only help our grades
eekay: same with mr hanner
eekay: thats all anybody is doing
eekay: but i need to get some free opoints in calc though
Xylotile: I’m prolly doing calc
Xylotile: Fuck lit
eekay: same
eekay: yeah true
eekay: also did they change tp in league?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
Xylotile: Yeah it’s a scaling cd
eekay: like theres a speed boost now ??
Xylotile: And gives you movement speed
eekay: wait really
ASlowFatHorsey: You get bonus ms
Xylotile: Yes
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
eekay: wow
eekay: i guess too many top lane virgins cried so they get a tp buff
ASlowFatHorsey: Play a solo lane support cuck
eekay: hey i dont need kills
eekay: im a team player
ASlowFatHorsey: Exactly
eekay: its the most honorable role
ASlowFatHorsey: Cemb cemb on that one
eekay: unlike ego based laners
Xylotile: TRUEE
Xylotile: Like half my games are decided on a red top
Xylotile: Fed*
Xylotile: Either my top feeds or their top feeds
eekay: true
eekay: its never even
eekay: someone always comes out of lane 0/5
eekay: and its always my top laner
eekay: aidans prolly been sniping me
Xylotile: Just had an 1/8 wukong
eekay: lol
eekay: my fucking top laner rn
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ASlowFatHorsey: ??
eekay: ive got it donwloaded on primary drive
eekay: it has like 30gb left on it
ASlowFatHorsey: ight
ASlowFatHorsey: its a 1 gb game btw but you do you
CaMelon: leg gamings
CaMelon:
CaMelon: how am i supposed to win this
eekay: leave
eekay: lose lp but gain sanity
CaMelon:
eekay: what in the fuck
CaMelon: we carry these
eekay: well gl bro
CaMelon:
CaMelon: lets go
eekay: wow
eekay: thats insane
CaMelon: i wanted to ff
CaMelon: that gam,e
CaMelon: bot diff was huge
Joguitaro: We doin any leg gamings tonight???
Xylotile: I can
Joguitaro: Pog
CaMelon: I’m down
Joguitaro: Pog
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @eekay
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
CaMelon: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @eekay
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: nah
Joguitaro: yikes cringe
CaMelon: Why not @eekay
eekay: just not feeling it
eekay: ill play when im at my moms tomorrow
Joguitaro: kk
CaMelon:
CaMelon: singed said "take notes"
CaMelon: all he did was proy int all game
CaMelon: lol
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: Silver 4 promos pog
CaMelon: yea
Xylotile: Side note, insidious sucks ass
CaMelon: is that an EK recommendation?
Xylotile: Idk
CaMelon: ah
eekay: theres a lot of shitty horror movies
eekay: honestly horror is a pretty underpowered role in general
ASlowFatHorsey: sure there are plenty of shitty ones but i think there is a fair amount of good ones
ASlowFatHorsey: like with every genre
ASlowFatHorsey: @CaMelon you like the kaiser gmainings???
Xylotile: A good horror movie would be insidious imo
eekay: ooh lets go
eekay: >5 cs/min in a game
Xylotile: Wait I’m retarded I meant to type Sinister lol
Xylotile: Good job ek
eekay: iw as gonna say
eekay: getting mixed signals on insidious here
eekay: they ff at 15 but still
eekay: we get those cs
Xylotile: Too early for me
eekay: yo zamojski if you want a good horror movie
eekay: watch midsommar
ASlowFatHorsey: you seen thgat
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
eekay: yeh
ASlowFatHorsey: is it gamings worth or nah
eekay: yeah for sure
eekay: weird as fuck but good
ASlowFatHorsey: i heard there was a voli bear scene
Xylotile: Is it an older movie
eekay: no its new
ASlowFatHorsey: io dont thinks so
eekay: within 3 years i think
eekay: oh yeh there is a voli scene
ASlowFatHorsey: def watch themn
eekay: it isnt like a cheap jumpscare simulator
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eekay: nope
CaMelon: beta
Xylotile:
Xylotile: Gg
eekay: why are you getting groomed so hard bro
CaMelon: W
Xylotile: its not grooming if im 19
Xylotile: 18*
Joguitaro: Lol
eekay: but still grooming if youre disabled
eekay: and i have my suspicions
eekay: oop
eekay: oh wait
eekay: we got a skunk in 2 north boys
Xylotile: W
CaMelon: kush
Xylotile: Aight boys today was the last day of me nutting for a while
eekay: mmhmm
eekay: you said that day 1
Xylotile: It’s true now
Xylotile: I’m a changed man
Xylotile: No longer addicted
eekay: so what do you say are the benefits
CaMelon: shut up retard
eekay: i
eekay: ok im sorry
CaMelon: addict
eekay: im just wondering
eekay: there ahs to be reasons or he wouldnt want to stop
Xylotile: Yes
eekay: @Xylotile ?
Xylotile: You get like a 40% testosterone increase after a week of not busting
Xylotile: Post nut clarity actually affects me really hard for some reason. Like I’m super super tired after
Xylotile: It’s basically not worth it
Xylotile: I’m an addict
eekay: post nut clarity isnt tiredness
Xylotile: For me it is
eekay: its literally not the definition
eekay: you can be tired post nut its just not called that
Xylotile: Well the feeling after you but
Xylotile: Yeah mb
eekay: maybe its cause you jsut did exercise
Xylotile: No it’s not that
Xylotile: Trust me
Xylotile: It feels like I have no energy after
eekay: maybe its mental clarity becuase youre momentarily free from horniness
eekay: maybe youre just closer to nirvana
eekay:
Xylotile: Lmfao
Xylotile: Link a vid
eekay: lol
eekay: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f5867ca05a46
eekay: comments from the vid
eekay:
Xylotile: The title is hilarious
eekay: oh william on pornhub already failed
CaMelon: You think I can get all of em?
eekay: ??
eekay: what game
CaMelon: Halo
eekay: i dont know why you would
eekay: but probably yeah
Xylotile: I can’t bust a nut
eekay: might wanna see a doctor about that then
Xylotile: True
Xylotile: Ima just on y’all’s foreheads during among us tho
eekay: you want to cum on guys
eekay: why am the gay one
Joguitaro: Do we need to show the screenshots again?
Xylotile: ^
eekay: if that makes me gay then so is zamojski
eekay: nobody denying that then
eekay: guess u gay now zamojski
Joguitaro: I mean. He’s not complaining
eekay: am i?
Joguitaro: Yes. Saying “why am I the gay one?”
eekay: im asking a question
eekay: why am i called gay but he isnt
Joguitaro: Kinda sounds like complaining to me
eekay: its an expression peole use its not literal
eekay: nice english teacher
Xylotile: Ur complaining
Joguitaro: Yeah retard
eekay: ai dont complain i spit fax and u retards just spam that one screenshot
Joguitaro: 🤡
eekay: case and point
Joguitaro: 🤡
CaMelon: U gay lol
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eekay: After that I made shadowheart jump of a cliff. Returned to camp. Impostor is sus cutscene triggered. Long rested without supplies. Left camp. Went to camp. Ressurected shadowheart via withers. Left camp. Long rest. It was night, talked to shadowheart and the invitation triggered. Long rested cutscene played normally.
eekay: larian support contacted
eekay: i will get what i am owed
Joguitaro: "dear larian, your broken game has prevented me from having sex. Please fix"
eekay: ive tried everything larian
eekay: kissed her, gave her a flower, discovered her past
eekay: killed her 17 times and rezzed her begging for sex
eekay:
eekay: baus
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: bro i unpacked my save to try find why shadowheart wasnt fucking me
eekay: ive seen like 3 spoilers already
ASlowFatHorsey: Get fucked
ASlowFatHorsey: Except not
ASlowFatHorsey: 😎
eekay: its actually bugged for me
eekay:
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey L
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: U ice my shit too much ur gonna get burned
ASlowFatHorsey: Welcome to the virgin play through
eekay: its nothing like ur playthrough asshole
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/qm0VtFc7JZ0.gif
eekay: we had sex off screen
eekay: lol\
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Ek
eekay: what
ASlowFatHorsey: Nice virginity man
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s really hard to do that in this game
eekay: fuck urself i did everything right
ASlowFatHorsey: But u did it 😉
eekay: just like irl
eekay: im just unlucky and have no fault here
ASlowFatHorsey: That’s right buddy keep up that tude
ASlowFatHorsey: Women are bound to be attracted to that
ASlowFatHorsey: 🙂
eekay: bitch i know what women are attracted to
eekay: the game is bugged
eekay: irl is bugged as well or i would be drowning in it
ASlowFatHorsey: Uhuh
ASlowFatHorsey: Didnt know u were so deep in the celery business
eekay: ill show u celery buddy
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey plz climb
eekay: @Joguitaro give me your save fiel
ASlowFatHorsey: @.@
eekay: plz i need it bad
eekay: to both
ASlowFatHorsey: Celery enjoyer
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Joguitaro: Ok
Joguitaro: I shouldn’t
Xylotile: RN?????
Joguitaro: But I shall
eekay: @ErfBundy you want some of this gaming
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 43 minutes.
eekay: hot and fresh off the press
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/cocodelvigne-durag-cocodurag-pesage-gif-20292457
Xylotile: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kbe27rTdrEg
ErfBundy: Nah it’s destiny reset day
ErfBundy: Imma grind
ASlowFatHorsey: Gavin can I just say one thing
eekay: game
eekay: is that it?
ASlowFatHorsey: Im gonna give u a big smooch on the fohead😳😳😳😳😳 @ErfBundy
ASlowFatHorsey: Wireless or not
ErfBundy: Sure man
ErfBundy: Irl when I see you next I’ll make out with ya
ASlowFatHorsey: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
ASlowFatHorsey: 😶🌫️
ASlowFatHorsey: Thanks brother in Christ that means a lot to me
ASlowFatHorsey: Im crying about the smooches we will share
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ElkUspZjDDw
eekay: u guys think its ok to laugh at special people
Joguitaro: yeah if it's not like malicious
eekay: but thats what i mean
eekay: whats malicious
eekay: lemme find an example
Joguitaro: hard to define. Probably generally don't laugh at something they can't do
eekay: i just mean those videos of some person with autism or something
eekay: talking to a camera saying something goofy and being unaware
eekay: and people laugh about it and make jokes
eekay: like beetlejuice
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-gif-25806686
eekay: or deez nuts guy
eekay: or that
Joguitaro: I would laugh at this
Joguitaro: but like I'm not really laughing at them
Joguitaro: idk hard to define
Joguitaro: its play by play
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISg_Qcd2x7Q
eekay: what about this
eekay: this is just fucked
Joguitaro: lol
eekay: well it seems fucked but
eekay: we laugh at people for any kind of failing
eekay: being dumb or weak
eekay: we laugh at "karens" when they probably just have mental illness
eekay: thanks for coming to my ted talk
Joguitaro: more like sped talk
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/emma-watson-hermione-uhhh-gif-12758696
Xylotile: karens dont have mental illness
Xylotile: they're just bad people
Xylotile: if a guy with down syndrome is acting goofy and being unaware its fucked up alughing at them
eekay: a lot of people who make public displays out of small things or nothing are just manic depressives
Xylotile: doesn't mean i wont do it
Xylotile: or they're just shitty people
eekay: most of them are
Xylotile:
Xylotile: i wonder why they picked this image lol
eekay: but thats mental illness what a lot of these people day
Xylotile:
eekay: lots of shitty people dont do karen things
Xylotile: a lot of these titles are hilarious lol
eekay: ok thanks for the discussion
Xylotile: mental illness or not
Xylotile: they
eekay: more scrernshots more im thinking 25
eekay: lets get started
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eekay: !dalle mountain spring
FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-kwQ0iOVVn3jVTWiZI9zZltKb.png?st=2024-05-11T21%3A24%3A14Z&se=2024-05-11T23%3A24%3A14Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-11T11%3A52%3A53Z&ske=2024-05-12T11%3A52%3A53Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=WlnlgLh3FGm7lkgyE1e7IWGHtmFMsumUHyKQNPliQeo%3D
eekay: so for this one it automatically generated this prompt:
"Visualize a landscape that depicts the awakening of nature in a mountainous region during the spring season. Tall mountains with snow-dusted peaks against a clear blue sky. Fresh green foliage peeks through lingering patches of melting snow. Seasonal blooms in shades of cherry pink, lavender, and dandelion yellow begin to sprout from the fertile earth. A crystal-clear stream originated from the melting mountain caps, babbling over rocks and around trees, providing a vital source of water for the surrounding vegetation. The air is filled with the scent of pine, moist soil, and budding flowers."
Xylotile: why does it always try to make every image super colorful
eekay: and thats what got passed to the image model
Xylotile: colorful =/ good picture
eekay: looks like a bob ross
Xylotile: !dalle black and white mountain landscape
eekay: you can ask for photorealistic
FriggBot2000: https://oaidalleapiprodscus.blob.core.windows.net/private/org-jRwiDXKGtZXI6ezGkuHpw4Vb/user-jsUPRpssanTFwvPUs5vZqCct/img-liG1XQst6XGVuv8ybwddmeUb.png?st=2024-05-11T21%3A25%3A13Z&se=2024-05-11T23%3A25%3A13Z&sp=r&sv=2021-08-06&sr=b&rscd=inline&rsct=image/png&skoid=6aaadede-4fb3-4698-a8f6-684d7786b067&sktid=a48cca56-e6da-484e-a814-9c849652bcb3&skt=2024-05-11T07%3A27%3A57Z&ske=2024-05-12T07%3A27%3A57Z&sks=b&skv=2021-08-06&sig=NOiij6YmRS5AkPujEn7adUHjoMTrFJXjwVqPJHdPiUw%3D
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ASlowFatHorsey: Ek stop being an asshole
ASlowFatHorsey: There
Xylotile: It’s you three lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok I’ll stop then too
eekay: oh i thought he was saying stop beeing an asshole to ap?
Xylotile: Nah idc
ASlowFatHorsey: Then you can’t complain
ASlowFatHorsey: Tbh u probably do care but u tryin to act tuff
ASlowFatHorsey: Words hurt
eekay: i think the nature of the flameis different
eekay: between ap and xylotile
ASlowFatHorsey: Um
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol ek thinks he’s not flaming Xylotile hardcore all the time
Xylotile: TRUEEEE
Xylotile: I know Egay is joking around
Xylotile: But we flame you cuz you suck
eekay: yeah thats more what i meant
eekay: the falming in leg is pretty unironic
Xylotile: lol
eekay: and i feel like ap gonna say smthn about 'very funny ur still flaming me' but
ASlowFatHorsey: U guys flame me cuz I don’t flame back
ASlowFatHorsey: U guys have plenty of shitty bad games
ASlowFatHorsey: And I say nothing about it
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz I don’t care
eekay: umm
eekay: taylor flames back more than anybody he still gets flamed
Xylotile: I don’t
eekay: he gets flamed for not acceping the flame
Xylotile: I don’t have shitty games
eekay: and you ahve specifically asked for less flame so i dont think pushback is a huge factor
ASlowFatHorsey: Not true
eekay: which part?
Xylotile: Taylor is the flamer
ASlowFatHorsey: He flames more than anyone
Xylotile: We just back up vocals
Joguitaro: I'm a flamer for real
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: probably true, what iw as saying is that taylor is most likely t o respond with flame when flamed
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/qAByTnM7iSI.gif
Xylotile: lol
eekay: he literally never admits his mistakes
Xylotile: TRUEEE
Joguitaro: i dont make mistakes 🙂
Xylotile: Eekay doesn’t get flamed
Xylotile: He leaves the games before we have a chance to
eekay: lol i dont leave the game cuase of flame
Xylotile: …
eekay: and i get flamed little becuasei always admit it
ASlowFatHorsey: For the record poking fun is fine idc about occasional flame, but it’s like the only jokes we make and it does not feel good to be on the receiving end of that
eekay: hmm
Xylotile: Just stop inting 🤷
eekay: yeah i didnt wanna say that but
eekay: kind of true lol
Xylotile: You also kinda give up and don’t care
Xylotile: So you continue to die
eekay: you are always first timing and playing youtuber builds
Joguitaro: yeah i didn't wanna say it but play better
eekay: every game
Xylotile: Trueee
ASlowFatHorsey: U ever thought that u guys flaming me makes me wanna play worse??????
eekay: i have never thought that
Xylotile: Okay but you decent at rek sai
Xylotile: Why would you wanna play worse
Xylotile: That just increases flaming
eekay: maybe you would play worse
Xylotile: You gotta lock in
eekay: idk why it woudl make you WANT to play worse
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz if u guys are all circle jerking flaming me how would I eventually not feel like I’m shitty at the game then start playing even worse
Xylotile: Mental dif
eekay: well thats not making you WANT to play worse
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eekay: nefarious
FriggBot2000: This computer is shared with others including parents. This is a parent speaking to you to now. Not sure what this group is up to. I have told my son that role playing d and d games are absolutely forbidden in out household. We do not mind him having online friendships with local people that he knows for legitimate purposes. Perhaps this is an innocent group. But, we expect transparency in our son's friendships and acquaintances. If you would like to identify yourself now and let me know what your purpose for this platform is this is fine. You are welcome to do so.
ErfBundy: iPhone 11
eekay: L.
ErfBundy: I could’ve upgraded like years ago but I’ve been waiting till the 15 comes out for the usb C cable charger
eekay: damn are they doing that finally
ErfBundy: No point in getting a new phone when they getting charger changed
eekay: they made it illegal to not have the usb-c in europe
ErfBundy: Yeah should’ve been done years ago
eekay: yup
ErfBundy: Why do you ask
eekay: fuck apple
eekay: just wondering might be relevant for future frigbot features
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/lifecouldbeadream-monkey-swimming-javo-javobakano-gif-21276028
ErfBundy: Android phone users are people who think they are hipsters but just have a shittier phone
ErfBundy: Actual monkeys bro
ErfBundy: It’s ok if you have one tho eekay I know you don’t text no one really
Xylotile: lol
eekay: theres a price to pay with an iphone
eekay: not worth for most people it is for me
ErfBundy: What’s not worth
eekay: the total closed source ecosystem
ErfBundy: So english pls
eekay: there is a very specific set of supported features (like a proprietary charging port so they can gouge ur ass) and u cant deviate from that
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/green-text-green-bubble-imessage-android-gif-24641578
eekay: what does that mean
Xylotile: LOL
Xylotile: exactly
ErfBundy: Lmao
ErfBundy: Faxual
Xylotile: so leg in 20??
Xylotile: we got a 5 stack
ErfBundy: I can get on
ErfBundy: My team is being penetrated
eekay: im not playing u lily livered slack jawed monkeys uncle
ErfBundy: Ok
ErfBundy: @ASlowFatHorsey @Joguitaro
ErfBundy: League
ASlowFatHorsey: Down
ASlowFatHorsey: If 4
ErfBundy: Give me like 10 and I’ll be home
ErfBundy: @Joguitaro
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 86 minutes.
Xylotile:
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/ethan-gif-21097894
Joguitaro:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/aidan-gif-squad-summon-gallager-aidan-gallagher-gif-26568803
eekay: "nah dont worry he dont bite"
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/warwick-cinematic-lol-werewolf-jump-gif-21884052
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-anime-dog-vampire-gif-7678493
eekay: poem
FriggBot2000: Do not go gentle into that good juckyard.
FriggBot2000: Tetus should burn and rave at close of day.
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eekay: more people try alcohol than any opioid
eekay: and have access to it
ErfBundy: It’s so addictive people literally fought to have an amendment prohibiting it removed
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk what ur trying to argue. Is it that people are stupid for trying drugs once?
ErfBundy: He’s retard brain man
eekay: so the politics of 1800s monkeys is the compass of biological chemistry (1900s?)
eekay: bad news for the world
eekay: yes.
ASlowFatHorsey: Is that ur entire argument
eekay: thats my general position
eekay: that addictive substances are not worth trying, even once
eekay: my argument is stated above
eekay: i suppose i could clarify that it is not in their interest
ErfBundy: So alcohol?
eekay: and is not a way to maximize life enjoyment
ErfBundy: You tried
ErfBundy: Anddddd
ErfBundy: How’s that different
eekay: i dont consider alcohol addictive and if you claim otherwise its very easy to find some facts online about relative addictiveness
ErfBundy: How is it not tho
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/doge-meme-pet-lover-fashion-gif-20639023
eekay: please find some facts
eekay: if you claim otherwise
ErfBundy: Where are yours
Xylotile: Ap how is someone more genetically prone to be an addict
Xylotile: Can it be passed down if their parent is an addict?
ErfBundy: Lemme finish siege game then I’ll like a 100 articles about how addictive alcohol is
eekay: im concerned with how addictive alcoohl relative to heroin, nicotine, etc
Xylotile: Alcohol is addictive bro it’s just so much more common socially
eekay: im placing alcohol in a differnet class from those
Xylotile: It’s like ciggies were before
eekay: you need to prove they are in the same class
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok trying brain altering substances in general are def bad. According to modern medicine. So why do people do it? Because it’s fun and and can be a euphoric experience. Yes it can be risky for some more than others but I think a lot of people are quite aware of the risks and enjoy it anyway. All I’m saying is that it’s easy to call something stupid from the outside of a situation having not experienced it urself.
Xylotile: I place tobacco and cigarettes in the same place
ASlowFatHorsey: It becomes more of a risk factor for the child yes
eekay: they are both nicotine so would i
ASlowFatHorsey: Behavior can be passed on
eekay: umm
eekay: is this saying "yeah trying addictive substances is definitely bad, but people do it anyways sometimes cause it seems fun"?
ASlowFatHorsey: Not seems, it’s because it is euphoric to them. But the thing is I think nobody in that realm who do drugs give a fuck about what you think
Xylotile: Weed isn’t addictive
ErfBundy: TRUE
Xylotile: I can stop when I want
ASlowFatHorsey: This is true
ErfBundy: People can get addicted to anything tho
ErfBundy: So I don’t really get eekays point tbh
ASlowFatHorsey: Weed has no addictive chemicals
Xylotile: True
Xylotile: Video games
ASlowFatHorsey: Not addiction
ASlowFatHorsey: Obsession
ErfBundy: No you can be addicted to anything
ErfBundy: Physiological addiction is def real
Xylotile: I mean they’re addicted because of the dopamine rush?
ErfBundy: Yeah
ErfBundy: You can make yourself addicted to almost anything
Xylotile: Cumming
ErfBundy: The brain is powerful
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Xylotile: SO WHY YOU DISAGREE WITH ME
ErfBundy: All I said was you don’t know 100% if it’s false
Xylotile: It is ofc false
ErfBundy: So don’t say it is definitively untrue
Xylotile: Nothing is completely true if it’s a game of telephone
ErfBundy: Exactly
ErfBundy: Every story has fact to it so just leave it at that
ErfBundy: It’s religion so you are all just arguing what you think sounds the most likely that’s all
Xylotile: Hmm
ErfBundy: Asking each other is just you guys regurgitating the info from the sources
ErfBundy: Because most were brought up thinking what they believe now is fact
ErfBundy: Like I said all religious pieces are just textbooks for some kids
Xylotile: I understand that
Xylotile: I never said otherwise
Xylotile: I’m not like ek
ErfBundy: I know
ErfBundy: Ek is just stirring a pot that doesn’t need stirred
ErfBundy: Soups already done and he’s overcooking it
Xylotile: Broccoli cheddar is the best soup
ErfBundy: Pretty good definitely up there
Xylotile: I’m getting paid $22 an hour to watch YouTube
Xylotile: Kinda Pog
ErfBundy: Pretty Pog champ
eekay: What's the internship for
ErfBundy: Probably a janitor or something right
Xylotile: Space systems
Xylotile: Im supposed to do stuff but I guess my clearance didn’t go through so I can’t go to my desk
eekay: Your clearance?
eekay: Like security clearance on the company systems
Xylotile: Yeah
Xylotile: It’s called secret security clearance 😎
eekay: Ouch
eekay: Failed the background check?
Xylotile: Yeah I did everything right on my end but some names “don’t go through the system” sometimes
Xylotile: Don’t fucking know how that happens if it’s computer based
eekay: denied as soon as the webcam saw you rpobably
eekay: you should sue them
Xylotile: Our webcams get disabled
Xylotile: So jokes on u
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/he-really-doesnt-have-a-clue-at-all-the-real-world-home-away-from-home-he-doesnt-know-he-doesnt-have-any-idea-gif-23581027
eekay: they for sure turn the webcam off
eekay: they for sure dont know what tabs u have open
eekay: they dont see bandwidth usage by website domain
eekay: do you guys think youll live to see the first murder outside of earth?
Xylotile: Nah
Xylotile: Yah
Xylotile: @jakecrewa do you think the Texas guy in the wheelchair is gonna lose to the other dude
jakecrewa: Do i look like a meteorologist
eekay: I feel like I have a lot of boogers when I get done climbing
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey do you think there's a medical explanation for that?
ASlowFatHorsey: Breathing more often = higher amount of air coming through the nose/mouth area = more bacteria and other micro particles
eekay: I don't notice it after I run though
eekay: Which involves more breathing
eekay: Do you think it has something to do with chalk dust in the air?
ASlowFatHorsey: Cleaner air outside than inside/ breathing more with mouth than nose prolly
eekay: Also true
eekay: When your getting back
ASlowFatHorsey: Late tomorrow
eekay: Coo
Xylotile: Just finished breaking bad
eekay: now el camino
eekay: and then walt jr and the prisoner of azkaban
Xylotile: Show would have been 100% better if Walt jr wasn’t a character
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eekay: now just lying
eekay: love it
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ve stayed up late without u fools supervision
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235
eekay: @Xylotile quit leaving ice cubes on the floor
Xylotile: Mb mb
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sexy-pig-pig-sexy-back-swaying-hips-sexy-walk-gif-11972326
ASlowFatHorsey: :jake:
eekay:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BA%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B5-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530
Xylotile: Election Day getting kinda close
Xylotile: !gpt when will we know the outcome of the 2024 election
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: The outcome of the 2024 United States presidential election is expected to be known shortly after Election Day, which is scheduled for Tuesday, November 5, 2024. However, the official results may take some time to finalize due to the counting of ballots, including mail-in and provisional ballots. In most cases, media organizations project the winner based on partial results, exit polls, and official data from the states on Election Night or soon thereafter. The process might take a bit longer if the results are very close or if there are legal challenges or recounts in some states. The Electoral College will cast their votes on December 16, 2024, which is the formal process of electing the President and Vice President. The final, official certification of the Electoral College results will occur when Congress meets in a joint session on January 6, 2025.
Xylotile: Wtf? Why do our votes matter then
Xylotile: If the electoral college will vote on the 16th
Joguitaro: !gpt how does my vote matter in the election
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: Your vote matters in an election for several significant reasons:
1. **Democratic Participation**: Voting is a fundamental way to participate in a democracy. It allows you to express your opinions and preferences about how your government should function, which policies should be prioritized, and who should lead.
2. **Impact on Local Issues**: While national elections get a lot of attention, local elections often have a more direct impact on your daily life. Your vote helps decide local leaders and issues, such as school boards, city councils, and ballot measures affecting local policies.
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eekay: wait is s4 after the gov dies?
Xylotile: The look at the flower one
Xylotile: No he’s not dead lol
eekay: well the 3 questions starts right after his last fight
eekay: and the kids came from woodbury
eekay: i think
Xylotile: Ohh
eekay: refugees
Xylotile: Oh yeah I went back
Xylotile: @eekay day 3 yet?
eekay: just hit 67
Xylotile: Dub
eekay: i suppose
Xylotile: I thought the prison arc was only 1 season
Xylotile: Shits long
eekay: long seasons too
eekay: what about gender are colleges still allowed to discriminate on gender
eekay:
eekay: yo
eekay: fuck wikipedia
Xylotile: How could you not get it
Xylotile: I think gender is still allowed
Xylotile: Valid tho
Xylotile: Imagine being in a 97% guys engineering class lol
eekay: valid you mean you dont think its a problem
Xylotile: Yeah
eekay: why
eekay: thats worse than filtering by race
Xylotile: Nah
Xylotile: Need some diversity
eekay: why
eekay: if women are applying less then less should be getting in
Xylotile: When there’s a character I don’t recognize and they leave for a supply run
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-gif-26527456
Joguitaro: Supreme Court W
ASlowFatHorsey: The triple D had to pull up
eekay:
eekay: bro
eekay: like 4th nword user today
ASlowFatHorsey: Classic
ASlowFatHorsey: S2 lobbies
eekay: try
eekay:
eekay: plat promos lobby
eekay: third times the charm
ASlowFatHorsey: Well it’s not impossible to get heads 2 times out 3
eekay: well thats the diff between u and me
eekay: i head head whenever i want
eekay: 😎
ASlowFatHorsey: Recip head
eekay:
eekay: @Xylotile what u think about that
Xylotile: Based
Xylotile: Don’t care
eekay:
eekay: first promo win
Xylotile: Nice afk
eekay: the ghost goin crazy
eekay: taken it every game
eekay: its rly good
Xylotile: Yeah ghost needs to be nerfed
Xylotile: Less movement speed or shorter duration after getting kills
eekay: yeah it resets and extends on kill
eekay: cray cray
eekay: it doesnt seem broken to me though
eekay: def not on swain
eekay: maybe on those adcs that are already slippery like vayn or zeri
eekay: theres its annoyingf
Xylotile: Egay try edging an hour before climbing
Xylotile: Insane test boost
eekay: well i would if my sport was made for gorillas
eekay: its about zen
eekay: listening to the body and thinking
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: Who got banned for showing ape porn
Xylotile: Was it xqc
Xylotile: He got baited from a gif
eekay: lol yeah
eekay: idk how it happened ive never actually seen it but
eekay: monkeyfuckin
Xylotile: You can’t see any private parts
Xylotile: But yeah they’re for sure fucking
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/aap-licking-ape-gif-13647625
eekay:
eekay: like
eekay: these are the creatures i get in promos
eekay: and we almost fucking won too
Xylotile: Deserved
ErfBundy: Excuses city in promos man
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Xylotile: @eekay are you gonna try to transfer after a semester?
eekay: probably not a semester no
eekay: but after this year yeah
eekay: the thing is im not sure if its allowed cause the transfer guide has way more classes than i can do in one year
eekay: not really sure how it works
CaMelon: I'm transferring after 2 years
eekay: i think 2years is the typical approach yeha
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile we down to hang yet?
Xylotile: I’m watching soccer rn
Xylotile: It ends at 4
Joguitaro: Bruh. We got gamings to attend to
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m gamin on some clubs rn
Xylotile: yeah we can go at 4
Xylotile: quad day ends at 4
Joguitaro: Aight
Joguitaro: @Xylotile you meeting over at Newman again??
Xylotile: I got a thing for my major at 5
Joguitaro: Bruh cringe
Xylotile: Retarded ass zoom call
Xylotile: I can go at 7 if you guys are down
Joguitaro: So late but yeah
eekay: lol this guy was in my dorm zoom meeting
eekay:
eekay: he asked the ra "yo is it cool if we smoke weed in the dorms"
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: the ra said no and he was like
eekay: "what if we leave and we come back smelling like weed"
Xylotile: Bro fr?
eekay: yes lol
Joguitaro: We gonna eat dinner @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile
Xylotile: My roommate brought food
Xylotile: I can meet in like 30 minutes tho
Joguitaro: Aight
CaMelon: @eekay what a retard
Joguitaro: Aight we meeting up @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile ??
Xylotile: Yeah I’m poopin rn
Joguitaro: Kk
ASlowFatHorsey: nah im good yall go out without me
Joguitaro: Bruh
Xylotile: Ap
Xylotile: Bro
eekay: ast day fore classes
Joguitaro: True
Xylotile: Exactly
ASlowFatHorsey: to cringe for me im gamin on some clubs to meet people there way to cringe to do it that way
ASlowFatHorsey: to just walk around
Joguitaro: Mannnnn. It’s not cringe
ASlowFatHorsey: it is
Joguitaro: It’s called being social
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok?
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m being social by joining groups
ASlowFatHorsey: And meeting people there
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll hang with you guys anytime but I don’t want to do that
Joguitaro: Aight suit yourself. Me and William will have girls say hi to us again tonight
ASlowFatHorsey: Game on it
eekay: this is the second time ive heard ou mention
eekay: two girls saying hi to you
eekay: was that an exciting experience
Joguitaro: It was last night lol. You had to be there to understand
eekay: i guess
Joguitaro: @Xylotile you coming yet?
Joguitaro: @Xylotile ????
Xylotile: On my way now
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: We’re gonna pick you up
Xylotile: Be ready
Joguitaro: Aight I’m waiting outside dorm
Xylotile: It’s like 10 mins to get there
Joguitaro: Then I will wait 10 minutes outside
Xylotile: Aight bruh I fuck w u
Xylotile: Ap
Xylotile: Status report mang
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: What’s your address
Xylotile: @Joguitaro should I text the black guy we met
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Joguitaro: Not yet
ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta have a cat for every gif
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/juh-cat-silly-silly-cat-gif-3891887502265824389
ASlowFatHorsey: Gotta catch em all
Xylotile: A cat is a LOT of work
Xylotile: You gotta be home a lil more
eekay: man theyre kittens
ASlowFatHorsey: Seems like u haven’t really thought this through lol
Joguitaro: I’m home all the time
ASlowFatHorsey: Simply not true
eekay: think he was talking to ap but
eekay: but
ASlowFatHorsey: Uh oh
Joguitaro: What you mean how you know
Joguitaro: Got cameras in our place?
ASlowFatHorsey: Im always watching
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes
Joguitaro: Ope
Xylotile: Nope, talking to tay***
ASlowFatHorsey: Lots of toilet cams
Xylotile: P sure I’m allergic
Xylotile: My nose is stuffed
Xylotile: Eyes itchy
Joguitaro: Bruh
Xylotile: Knees weak
Xylotile: Arms heavy
Joguitaro: You need to know that like
ASlowFatHorsey: Take a singular Claritin or Allegra
Joguitaro: Before you get a cat lol
Xylotile: I think it’s cuz my nose is super sensitive
Xylotile: I’ll just thug it out for a couple days
Xylotile: I should adapt
eekay: we can move them today and see if u clear up
ASlowFatHorsey: Also ask Drake say u gonna get a big ass frown if ur fever does not go down
eekay: lol
Xylotile: I do take allergy medication
Xylotile: Huh
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQs26c1klAU&ab_channel=ConnerO%27Malley
Xylotile: Are most antihistamine medications the same
Xylotile: Or are some made for pollen, dust, etc
ASlowFatHorsey: If Antihistamine is the active ingredient then it essentially is the exact same
ASlowFatHorsey: But there are allergy medications that are not antihistamines
ASlowFatHorsey: That have slightly different effects
Xylotile: Kk
Xylotile: You guys will never guess what Blaine drake is doing full time
eekay: onlyfans
Xylotile: Nope
ASlowFatHorsey: Patreon feet pics
ASlowFatHorsey: Did he get a degree?
ASlowFatHorsey: Discord mod?
ASlowFatHorsey: Respond you bastard
Xylotile: Elevator sales
ASlowFatHorsey: Uh
ASlowFatHorsey: He make commission?
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Was in the market ngl
ASlowFatHorsey: Thought I might do that
Xylotile: I guess so
Xylotile: could sod
Xylotile: tn
Xylotile: @eekay @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-larry-david-hbo-hbo-max-meh-gif-24169087
Xylotile: fair
Xylotile: not rly feeling too excited about it tbh
Xylotile: i could
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey u playing WHAT now?
Xylotile: @eekay new meta
Xylotile: Find out what company provides the materials for ai manufacturing
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eekay: no
Xylotile: oh
Xylotile: game
ASlowFatHorsey: Bed
eekay: Sleep
Joguitaro: Dream
eekay: Rest
Xylotile: holy shit he’s alive
eekay: i think a dark time is starting
eekay: taylor is going into hibernation again
eekay: 1 message per month
eekay: no gaming
Joguitaro: Nah lol I just busy this weekend mb
eekay: are you messaging other groupchats
Joguitaro: I’m messaging deez nutz on your chin
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/llhlg-raccoon-box-hide-discover-gif-19144751
ASlowFatHorsey: I can smell the other gamers on him
ASlowFatHorsey: He’s changed
ASlowFatHorsey: Dark day for gaming
eekay: gg
eekay: delete the chat
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-25988170
eekay: lol
Xylotile: i see soooo many seats in first class… 14 seats 🥺
eekay:
Xylotile: lego star wars?
eekay: i beleive so
ASlowFatHorsey: https://youtu.be/MDErQ1KTzaI?si=hkpoiRMUZgGgjOau
ASlowFatHorsey: Wont be seeing ek for weeks now
ASlowFatHorsey: Fembois for dayz
eekay: lol
eekay: idek recognize anyone besides ksante
eekay: and sett
ASlowFatHorsey: Kayn ezreal and aphelios
ASlowFatHorsey: And yone
ASlowFatHorsey: They all look the same yea lol
eekay: this is ezreal
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
eekay: lol aight
ASlowFatHorsey: How could u tell
eekay: hes doing his ult pose
ASlowFatHorsey: With the enregy bow on his arm
ASlowFatHorsey: U dummy
eekay: op
ASlowFatHorsey: Jk
eekay:
eekay: and this isnt akali?
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Akalis twin
ASlowFatHorsey: Yone
eekay: id be cranking my hog if yone wasnt a champion by vermin for vermin
ASlowFatHorsey: Both annoying asf to deal with
eekay: lolt hey give them nametags at the end cause they know
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol good to know
eekay: nobody can fuckikng tell
ASlowFatHorsey: They could commit crimes in those oitfits and it never be traced back to them
eekay: lol
eekay: song not bad though
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/bh187-v-for-vendetta-anonymous-legion-gif-19226098
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea i can see where their worlds song budget went
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
eekay: is there a champ with armpit hair?
ASlowFatHorsey: Why wouldn’t their be
eekay: do you think its ever shown?
eekay: are there even any armpits shown?
ASlowFatHorsey: Draven
ASlowFatHorsey: Draven skin
eekay: Show
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-finn-disgusting-gross-gif-4859698
ASlowFatHorsey: No
Xylotile: time go game
Xylotile: game game
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay:
eekay: hmm
eekay: 4
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
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eekay: just really really really dissappointing
Xylotile: bruh theres an entire group outside of my dorm watching a movie loud asf
Xylotile: i cant do my hw 😦
Xylotile: welp i guess its time to play league
eekay: satrtw atching porn
Xylotile: lmao
Xylotile: the lounge's tv is agaisnt the wall of MY bed
Xylotile: i cant even sleep if i try lol
eekay: punch your hand throught he wall and rip the cords out
eekay: kool aid man them
Xylotile: i told my roommate the alpha move is to go outside unplug the TV and take the cord with you
Xylotile: brotha really out here playing world of warcraft on a saturday night @Joguitaro
eekay: well the real alphamale move is to not have a roommate so already lost that one
eekay: u really out here choosing to live with a person LOL
Xylotile: it would be better without covid
Xylotile: cuz we could be doing shit together
eekay: ??
Xylotile: but since were both stuck in the room like 10 hours at a time
Xylotile: it blows
eekay: yeah
eekay: dogshit
eekay: under any circumstances
Xylotile: cumsi cumsa
eekay: comme si comme ca
Xylotile: cumsi cumsa
eekay: yeah
Xylotile: ek do you think you can take on a baby lion?
eekay: how old
Xylotile: 1 year
eekay: thats not really a baby
eekay: and fuck no
Xylotile: oh wait nvm yeah
Xylotile: thats too old
eekay: other animals grow faster than humans
Xylotile: wow really
eekay: humans are born really fucking shitty compared to other animals
Xylotile: i didnt know
Xylotile: well
Xylotile: longer lifespam
Xylotile: i dont think its shitty
eekay: not really
eekay: its about how big our heads get
Xylotile:
eekay: if were allowed to develop more than giving birth gets difficult
Xylotile: 1 year old
Xylotile: i think i can take 1
eekay: those are 1?
Xylotile: yeah
eekay: i dont beleive you
Xylotile: google it
Xylotile: suprising they age slow
Xylotile: at 11 months they start learning to hunt
ASlowFatHorsey: do you have 3 inch claws and a biting power that can crush bone/
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
Xylotile: at 12 months old?
ASlowFatHorsey: yes
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
Xylotile: dont think so
ASlowFatHorsey: well youd be wrong
Xylotile: i can take one
ASlowFatHorsey: no
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile:
Xylotile: i meant weeks guys
ASlowFatHorsey: yu cannot
eekay:
eekay: i couldnt fight either of these
ASlowFatHorsey: absolutely not
eekay: and thats 3 mmore than 12 months
ASlowFatHorsey: they are literally deigned to kill
eekay: so no
ASlowFatHorsey: you are not
eekay: what>
eekay: not what
ASlowFatHorsey: designed to kill
ASlowFatHorsey: like lions
eekay: thats arguable
eekay: i agre with you i cant 1v1 a 1 year old lion
ASlowFatHorsey: what????
ASlowFatHorsey: u bumb?
ASlowFatHorsey: dumb
eekay: its arguable that humans are not designed to kill but i agree with you that i cant 1v1 a 1yo lion
eekay: i dont think im bumb
ASlowFatHorsey: because they are not lol
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eekay: i fucking fell
eekay: i died from fall damage
eekay: the fuck
eekay: is this game
ASlowFatHorsey: umm
ASlowFatHorsey: how
eekay: fuck you hopoo games
eekay: this was the 10000 stage run
ASlowFatHorsey: ur not supposed to die from fall dmg
eekay: i fucking know
ASlowFatHorsey: unless eclipse
eekay: its fuckin not
ASlowFatHorsey: nice
ASlowFatHorsey: game knew u wouldnt make it far without double rebar
ASlowFatHorsey: just doing u a favor
eekay: im so fuckin mad
eekay: there isnt an item thatr cna make you die from fall damage right
ASlowFatHorsey: i dont think so
ASlowFatHorsey: there are head stompers that remove fall dmg
ASlowFatHorsey: but
eekay:
eekay: thisa makes sense
eekay: i fell off the map and teleportad back onto a jump pad
eekay: so i guess it bugged and killed me for that
ASlowFatHorsey: well it was bound to happen soon so
ASlowFatHorsey: y waste ur time without double rebar
eekay: go fuck youself
eekay: im grieving this isnt time for jokes
ASlowFatHorsey: no jokes just faxulons
eekay: like the last 5 runs on mult ive had i tryna get the skin
eekay: but i cant make myself end the run if its good
eekay: fuck these speghetti code devs though
eekay: sending bomb to hopoo games
ASlowFatHorsey: i always take a break after those runs, like u feel like complete inhuman garbage after throwing away a perfect run
eekay: lol
eekay: same
CaMelon: @eekay c1
eekay: usually hard to queueu up again
eekay: after those
eekay: but i dont feel that bad
eekay: beucase the game literally just killed me for no reason
ASlowFatHorsey: well i havent had a fuckin game breaking glitch happen to me yet so
ASlowFatHorsey: wmgn
eekay: we magin 😔
CaMelon: @eekay c1?
ASlowFatHorsey: SHIT
CaMelon: c1
ASlowFatHorsey: it twas a masterpiece😔 smh
CaMelon:
CaMelon: lookin good to me
ASlowFatHorsey: ✡️
CaMelon: @Xylotile hapy sink oh de mayo
CaMelon: shall I celebrate with local Mexican cuisine Taco Bell
eekay:
eekay: :/
eekay: car doin stanky leg !
CaMelon: wow
CaMelon: at least that didnt happen on the highway
eekay: Lol
eekay: @jakecrewa quaking in his britches
ASlowFatHorsey: ek pullin up at his own daughter quinceanera
ASlowFatHorsey: like
ASlowFatHorsey: shot
ASlowFatHorsey: dead killed
ASlowFatHorsey: yeAHHH
ASlowFatHorsey: YEAhhhhh
ASlowFatHorsey: CoNEqUencES
eekay: Shot up erbody
eekay: Dead
eekay: KILLED
ASlowFatHorsey: ek what u doin late at night?
ASlowFatHorsey: hangin with the big kids??
ASlowFatHorsey: aint no cigarette smokers homes?
CaMelon: ek gotta get his newports before the big ban
eekay: what?
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801
eekay:
jakecrewa: @eekay what’d you do lmao. Also I was hoping you caught a glimpse of me lmao, should’ve grabbed my water bottle
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eekay: lol
Xylotile: What
Xylotile: I have full netherite gear
Xylotile: I’m ready
Xylotile: I want an elytra too
eekay: im not playing tonight
Joguitaro: Break from mc after last night lol
Xylotile: Mc is as fun as you make it to be
eekay: yes
Xylotile: Y’all literally didn’t do anything
eekay: ??
eekay: we did what we wanted to
eekay: thats as fun as it gets
Xylotile: Then bitch about it being boring
eekay: nobody said that
eekay: nobody
eekay: it was a fucking lot of minecraft
eekay: im taking a break
eekay: lol
Joguitaro: Ror2 😳
Xylotile: Alright then I’m gonna make farms
Xylotile: Don’t cry about them being ugly
Joguitaro: Lol
Xylotile: I’m being nerfed
Xylotile: Cuz it takes three irls days for you to come up with decorations
Joguitaro: 3 man ror2 sounds epic @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: im not playing anything
Joguitaro: 😦
Xylotile: Such a virgin man
Xylotile: Kys
Xylotile: Literal waste of space
CaMelon: @Joguitaro it’s against the rules
Xylotile: Go shower
Joguitaro: @Xylotile stupid idit
Joguitaro: Get rekt
CaMelon:
Xylotile: @CaMelon everytime he types
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266
CaMelon: Wow this is so true
Xylotile: Sorry that was rude
CaMelon: Np
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress2-tf2-soldier-tf2-soldier-merry-christmas-gif-23891086
Xylotile: gameries?
Joguitaro: Gamer gamer
eekay: merry christmas
eekay: @CaMelon camel cuss christmas?
Xylotile:
Xylotile: i quit
eekay: high res texture pack 🤮
CaMelon: Nooo
Xylotile: @eekay have u been on the server yet
eekay: No
CaMelon: Almonds got outta hand :(
eekay: Yogurt and honey?
CaMelon: Yes and black bery
ASlowFatHorsey: What are u a visca girl now?
CaMelon: 75 lbs ohp very cool
ASlowFatHorsey: Nani?
eekay: Noice
eekay: But idk what ohp means
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/emoji-thumbs-up-okay-gif-10721555
Xylotile: overhead press
eekay: Oh
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/bloatlord-kyriakos-grizzly-bloatmaxx-full-flex-gif-16423118
eekay: @Xylotile give me the dispenserss
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/sentry-engineer-tf2-team-fortress-gif-16118262
Xylotile: @eekay no
eekay: by god i will turnt he server off
eekay: you took all the string
eekay: i cant make more
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/baby-crying-baby-crying-gif-5943733
Xylotile: I didn’t take the string
eekay: we had some
Xylotile: That’s an outrageous claim
eekay: and we had bows
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eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sailing-race-dorian-van-rijsselberghe-olympics-water-sports-aquatic-sports-gif-22528494
eekay: this but on snow with a sled
ASlowFatHorsey: I could just get scuttle speed up w/ nunu snowball
ASlowFatHorsey: 10 sec max
eekay: we gotta take advantage of this snow somehow
eekay: its too dry for pcking now
eekay: sledding is the obv choice
eekay: and i dont think driving is that dangerous rn
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Ur funny man
eekay: just drive slowly
eekay: im not trolling
eekay: i dont see the issue
ASlowFatHorsey: Id be better off walking
ASlowFatHorsey: Even if i drive slowly
ErfBundy: To be fair it would make the trip driving at a safe speed probably about an hour and a half or longer
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah idk even if that
ErfBundy: That’s like generous lol
ASlowFatHorsey: yeah pretty much
ErfBundy: If we wait a couple days it might be doable
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah hopefully
ASlowFatHorsey: But for the next few days itll be - temp
eekay: yeah so the snow should stay but the roads will be salted
eekay: what temp does salt not melt the snow anymore?
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk if the roads will be salted
ASlowFatHorsey: Hoghway kinda long
eekay: well they will be passable probably
eekay: or have the salt men gone home to be with their families
eekay: for the end times
ASlowFatHorsey: I wouldnt blame them
ASlowFatHorsey: Jb smokin some good granola rn
ASlowFatHorsey: So wed be lucky to be able to move by sun
Xylotile: ANY GAMERIES
Xylotile: ETA 1.5 hours
eekay: i dont like ur attitude
eekay: so no
Xylotile: rude
ASlowFatHorsey: caps users
Xylotile:
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990
eekay: ?
eekay: aer you just bored man
eekay: pay attention in class
eekay: ur paying for that education
eekay:
eekay: this shows that despite my 45% winrate in 100 games, theres a13.6% chance that my true winrate is actually 50% or better
eekay: not hardstuck 😎
ASlowFatHorsey: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ight
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ASlowFatHorsey: Some days I won’t do weights
ASlowFatHorsey: And I will just run
ASlowFatHorsey: As in 4 days weights
ASlowFatHorsey: Anything on top of that will just be run
ASlowFatHorsey: How often do u go?
ASlowFatHorsey: @Xylotile
Xylotile: i used to go 6x week but that's cuz im impatient and never take a second rest day
Xylotile: but now im doing 5
Xylotile: wait i guess im doing 6
Xylotile: but i do 3 on, 1 rest, 3 on, 1 rest
Xylotile: repeat
ASlowFatHorsey: Nice one
Xylotile: its an 8 day split
Xylotile: ive ascended past weeky split
ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus
Xylotile: im only actually working out for li ke 50 minutes tho
Xylotile: i probably do less sets than you per week
ASlowFatHorsey: Op
ASlowFatHorsey: Really?
Xylotile: to which one
ASlowFatHorsey: U do less sets than me?
Xylotile: no i do like a set or two more
Xylotile: for chest i do 8 sets the entire week (4 sets one session, 4 the other)
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean if u subtract the run I did today I was doing weights for only 1:30
Xylotile: you do 6
Xylotile: thats too long man
Xylotile: supersets are gonna cut that time a lot
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea def
Xylotile: want me to edit the doc and tell u which supersets are the best
ASlowFatHorsey: That’d be nice
Xylotile: so you're not doing triceps and chest during the same superset
ASlowFatHorsey: Why’s that bad?
Xylotile: yes because you use your triceps a significant amount during chest exercises
ASlowFatHorsey: O
Xylotile: by the time you're going on your tricep exercise, they're already a bit fatigued
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight
Xylotile: or when you want to do your chest, you've already done a set of triceps so you cant go as hard on chest
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
Xylotile: also leg press isnt technicallyyyyyyyy a squad variation
ASlowFatHorsey: O
ASlowFatHorsey: Y
Xylotile: i think you should really do a squat variation. If you like leg press then do squat variation then leg press at the end
ASlowFatHorsey: What would a squat variant be
Xylotile: squat variation is basically working your quads in a lengthened way if you're going ass to grass (which ur supposed to be doing) and leg press is just simple press
Xylotile: smith machine squats, barbell squats, if your gym has a belt squat its op
Xylotile: or hack squat
Xylotile: thats y u should tell me what ur gym has and i can help you out
Xylotile: just send me a discord message when ur at the gym
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
Xylotile: im home by like 5 most of the time anyways
Xylotile: do you know if ur gym has a smith machine
Xylotile: it should
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk
Xylotile: looks like this
ASlowFatHorsey: Oh
Xylotile: possibly angled but can be straight
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea
ASlowFatHorsey: Def
Xylotile: cool im gonna send you a video of me doing them
ASlowFatHorsey: 😳
ASlowFatHorsey: Kk
eekay: Just look up a video
Xylotile: ud be suprised how many videos arent min maxxing it
eekay: Seems like there's just a lot of dispute about best practices in gym
Xylotile: not if you're lifting with scientific evidence
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eekay: i just typed it wrong
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/lookatthisdude-gif-18456871
eekay: :|
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/fart-whatever-bear-vulgar-funny-gif-12912038
eekay: nice
eekay:
Xylotile: Lmfaooo
Xylotile: ur prof about to hit you up
eekay: yeah didnt think the quiz was tonight ouchie
Xylotile: with a meeting
Xylotile: all good homie
eekay: nah ive gotten a couple 66
Xylotile: u got other ones
eekay: yeahtheres a lot of quizzes i need to do good on them though
eekay: its probably my lowest grade atm
Xylotile: I’m doing gods work
eekay: you want a pat on the back?
eekay: a real samaritan wouldnt have bragged
eekay: ur so greedy man
Xylotile: actually hes
Xylotile: yes*
Xylotile: i need recognition
eekay: yeah
eekay: we know by now
Xylotile: @ErfBundy have you guys done linear approximations?
Xylotile: shits so wack
Xylotile: hanner completely missed that part
CaMelon: > @CaMelon is mike pence a good public speaker
@Xylotile tbh I haven’t really listened to him speak before and I didn’t see the whole debate but from what I saw he seems pretty good.
ErfBundy: Yesssss dude I’m not fucking with calc lmao
Xylotile: i heard this one was a lot more civilized
CaMelon: It definitely was
CaMelon: People say pence is a vanilla version of trump
ErfBundy: Anyone play class?
ErfBundy: Cass*
ErfBundy: She looks fun
Xylotile: I don’t
Xylotile: Heard she’s fun tho
ErfBundy: Isn’t she pretty good?
CaMelon: @ErfBundy she’s definitely an annoying champ to deal with
ErfBundy: Poggers
CaMelon: Dang next debate might not happen
ASlowFatHorsey: People are sayin its going to be virtually held
ASlowFatHorsey: Tbh thank god can finally mute trump when its not his turn to speak
ASlowFatHorsey: Oh wait nvm trump just said he didn’t want to do that
CaMelon: Yep
CaMelon: https://youtu.be/1UIszE7McEE
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol he cant interupt people so he wont do it
eekay: lol
eekay: "i beat him so ahrd i just dont want to debate him again"
eekay: "even though we're both running for president"
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah lol
eekay: i knew he was gonna call out the moderator for being biased
CaMelon: I don’t blame him for not wanting to tho
eekay: well yeah he has covid he may act fine but he finna die
ASlowFatHorsey: Its virtual no contact nothing no risk
eekay: he doesnt care about infecting people
eekay: im saying covid makes you feel like shit and not want to do work
CaMelon: Big brain assasination
ASlowFatHorsey: True
eekay: i mean literally every person trump comes in contact with is tested regularly
eekay: and he makes fun of biden for wearing a mask
eekay: what a retard
CaMelon: I see why tho lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah he def got a little taste of his own gamings
eekay: see why what
eekay: why he was flaming biden for masking?
CaMelon: Ye
ASlowFatHorsey: Y
eekay: why
CaMelon: Just cuz he wears it when he’s alone speaking n stuff
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eekay: rly fun getting back into it
eekay: @ErfBundy you got a chess.com account right
ErfBundy: Ye
eekay: what is it
ErfBundy: Like username?
eekay: yea
ErfBundy: Erfbundy
ErfBundy: I made it like a day ago
ErfBundy: Cause I was like man I kinda wanna play
eekay: yeah nobody wanna do it at first
eekay: but u just gotta start playing vs humans and get shit on for a long time
ErfBundy: True
eekay: just do that man
ErfBundy: I will
ErfBundy: Eventually lol
ErfBundy: Gotta get through Ragnarok tho
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah we gon crush it
Joguitaro: ok
Joguitaro: study?
ASlowFatHorsey: If u wanna i can for an hour
Joguitaro: okay
Xylotile: When’s the exam
Joguitaro: 7
Xylotile: Oh
Xylotile: Good luck
Xylotile: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRQ2sduU/
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: WWWWWWWWWWW
eekay:
ErfBundy: What is it like a win streak?
eekay: yes green means win
eekay: man it feels good to get back in shape
eekay: u should get playin fr
ErfBundy: I will do some tonight
ErfBundy: Like I said Ragnarok got me attention
eekay: where u at
Xylotile: spoilers
ASlowFatHorsey: Ever heard of a little thing called projection
Xylotile: like the elmos we had in elementary school?
Xylotile:
ErfBundy: I just saw some wacky shit
eekay: ||use these||
ErfBundy: What
ErfBundy: Idk what that is
eekay: use spoiler bars
ErfBundy: Ohhhh lol
eekay: || around the message
ErfBundy: I thought that was some cryptic message
eekay: lol
ErfBundy: Nah
ErfBundy: After Thor was drunk
ErfBundy: And they go to the house
eekay: say no more
ErfBundy: Yeah lol
Xylotile: YOOO
Xylotile: spoilers
Xylotile: wtf
ErfBundy: Yeah thors an alcoholic
Xylotile: ||gavin ur gay||
ErfBundy: Sorry to ruin it man
ErfBundy: NOOOO
Xylotile: thor is in the game
Xylotile: spoiler
eekay: lol bait
ErfBundy: He’s in the trailer lol
eekay: and the frist game
ErfBundy: Yeah
ErfBundy: But yeah Twas some wack shit
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey left you in the dust in that exam race lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Was already done was just Checking over answers
ASlowFatHorsey: Man
Joguitaro: uh huh
ErfBundy: Copium
Joguitaro: sureeeeeeeeeeee
ASlowFatHorsey: Ngl that was a fucked exam tho
Joguitaro: I didn't check answers much
ASlowFatHorsey: Low key
Joguitaro: really?
ASlowFatHorsey: I just did a bit
Joguitaro: didn't think it was terrible
Joguitaro: but there were some really weirdly worded ones though
ASlowFatHorsey: I mean idk if it wasn’t too bad, like I knew a majority of the answers
Joguitaro: yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: But for some reason it just felt not great
ASlowFatHorsey: Idk y
Joguitaro: at least each question was worth about the same
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah true
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ASlowFatHorsey: Ight if its simpler i can vibr wit dat
eekay: im sure the difference is only that pronounced if you know what normal wow feels like
Xylotile: i call hunter
ASlowFatHorsey: Monk
eekay: we all gonna be same race right?
eekay: so we can start same place
ASlowFatHorsey: Gamer
Xylotile: my brother and i actually had a problem with that
Xylotile: google it
Xylotile: ek how fast is your download
Xylotile: mines 5mb rn
eekay:
eekay: O.O
Xylotile: what
Xylotile:
Xylotile: how lol]
Xylotile: its eiu
eekay: yeah
eekay: 30000 people on the same internet does that
eekay:
eekay: oops wrong install
eekay: we doin classic
eekay: whats the problem with starting same race?
Xylotile: what
ASlowFatHorsey: supremacist
eekay:
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
eekay: nvm
eekay: what server
eekay: we do pvp right
Xylotile: uhh yeah im down for pvp
Xylotile: does stuff transfer over each server
eekay: i really dont know the difference
eekay: i know theres palces where youre safe and contested areas
Xylotile: i dont think we'll be playing long enough for it to matter gtbh
Xylotile: tbh
eekay: eh maybe
eekay: we could get some
eekay: terraria famings
eekay: gmains
Xylotile: i really dont want to play terraria
Xylotile: i just dont think ill be able to get into it
eekay: dont knock it till you try it
eekay: take it for a test drive
eekay: its good bro
eekay: so good
Xylotile:
ASlowFatHorsey: its pretty fun
Xylotile: The u of I check cleared boys
eekay: ok nice flex
eekay: ?
Xylotile: It means I can buy wow for you guys
Xylotile: It’s not even a flex lol
eekay: X
Xylotile: I did nothing for it
eekay: X
eekay: X
eekay: X
Xylotile: Fine no wow classic for ek
eekay: wait no
eekay: jkjk bro in just joshin
eekay: 15 a month thats kind of a lil bit
eekay: :jake: :jake: :jake: :jake:
Xylotile: Lol
Xylotile: There was a crime at u of I
eekay: D:
Xylotile: I didn’t get the email so idk what it is
ASlowFatHorsey: sexual harassment
eekay: classic crime
eekay: s teir crime tbh
Xylotile:
ASlowFatHorsey: xylotile what did i tell you about using yo technique all the time
Xylotile:
Xylotile: It’s apparently this guy
eekay: lo sounds like they definitely donyt want you to know what it is
Xylotile: Sorry ap
Xylotile: I couldn’t handle myself
eekay: ismet gradjan
eekay: why is he a white person
ASlowFatHorsey: polish
eekay: fucking poles
ASlowFatHorsey: polishing his knobe
ASlowFatHorsey: smh
Xylotile: #hesavictimtoo
Xylotile: Ek are you gonna get nitro next month
eekay: no
Xylotile: I’m really out here waiting 25 fucking minutes to get food
Xylotile: Shits crazy
eekay: for why
eekay: for where place?
Xylotile: For my dining hall
eekay: wowee
eekay: still havent eaten at my dining hall
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eekay: cats when they see a smal;l inanimate object
ASlowFatHorsey: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Moving slightly
Xylotile: Wrong about what
Xylotile: Okay I got mad cuz you do what you always do and deny deny deny
Xylotile: You’re also confidently wrong a lot of the time
eekay: i looked it up again and i think the claim that walking andf running burn the same number of calories per distance travelled is wrong
Xylotile: source
eekay: everything under "does walking burn the same calories per distance than running" on google
ASlowFatHorsey: Exaggerating
ASlowFatHorsey: And u were rong tho
eekay: i dont think ap denies a lot
eekay: its just when hes wrong he lies about what he was 'actually saying'
ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea
Joguitaro: !piggies
FriggBot2000: ```ansi
[1mxylotile[0m [32mEmerald I[0m 30 LP [0.625 over 32 games]
[1meekay[0m [33mGold II[0m 59 LP [0.500 over 18 games]
```
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/nuts-anton-cigurh-no-country-for-old-men-gif-27499167
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-meme-face-chips-cat-eating-gif-15310179217102583800
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: play ranked
Joguitaro: i gotta finish wukong first
Xylotile: no you dont
Xylotile: just queue up 1
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/guy-fnaf-purple-screaming-crazy-gif-25994994
Joguitaro: blondie be crying a lot
Xylotile: yeah i just heard her
Xylotile: she was crying last night cuz i didnt let her im my room
eekay: i just heard pz make a similaire noise and blondie instantly went over and started playing
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/e8fDimmbfzr.gif
eekay: lol
Xylotile: is graves in arcane
eekay: find out
Xylotile: im only getting +22
Xylotile: gg
Xylotile: We are the league of legends
Xylotile:
eekay: lol
eekay: chills
eekay:
eekay: can i copypaste thios image into my presentation since it says ©️
eekay: if i cite him
Xylotile: Hmm
Xylotile: Yeah
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495
eekay: okey dokey
eekay: classic hc servers live tomorrow
eekay: do we wanna hop on t1's server
Xylotile: We probably won’t get in lol
Xylotile: That shit gonna be packeddds
eekay: could camp it
eekay: id like to give hc a shot
Xylotile: Sure I’m down
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey would you be able to play at all during break?
Joguitaro: not down
Xylotile: Wait when’s ur break
Xylotile:
ASlowFatHorsey: I wouldn’t say at all
Xylotile: Wym
Xylotile: When is your break
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll bring my laptop
ASlowFatHorsey: So I should be able to league
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eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
eekay: v
Joguitaro: @Xylotile @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @Xylotile
Joguitaro: @Xylotile
Joguitaro: v
Joguitaro: v
Joguitaro: v
Joguitaro: vv
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: v@ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: v
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey vvvvv@ASlowFatHorsey @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: l8ter
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-open-sesame-ive-done-all-i-can-do-let-me-have-a-try-gif-20863553
Xylotile: playing val rn
Joguitaro: cringe
eekay: oops
Joguitaro: ?
Joguitaro: ???
eekay:
eekay: googled this to make a valorant joke
eekay: but the fucking website is down
Joguitaro: fan go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
eekay: this really saya lot about our society 😔
Joguitaro: smh
eekay: its my 2d printer
eekay: no
Joguitaro: shaking my head
eekay: 3d
Joguitaro: 2d
Joguitaro: normal printer
eekay: it dows 3d youa sshole
eekay: i dont use 2d printer anymore
Joguitaro: 1d
Joguitaro: single line in space printer
eekay: if i need to print out a paper i 4d print it and turn in a plastic tablet like its the ten commandments
eekay: lol i need to do that that would be great
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey still breathing?
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/borpa-spin-borpa-spin-twitch-emote-gif-21795255
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-spin-spinning-pokemon-gif-17465312
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile:
Xylotile: sorry guys i wasnt on
eekay: 3d fax printer
eekay: ap just a snake
eekay: cannot trust the guy
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/frog-spin-spinning-toad-gif-20130183
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/peepo-juice-spin-pepojuicespin-juice-spin-peepo-spin-gif-19719206
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/adrian-peterson-touchdown-nfl-football-gif-12786740
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Joguitaro: Not a good first ranked game. All other lanes prolly had higher deaths per minute than cs
CaMelon: iron rank incoming
Joguitaro: Unranked to challenger baby
eekay: iron 4 pleeby
Joguitaro: Iron 2 thank you very much
eekay: goddamn i love eague
eekay:
Xylotile: u winning?
eekay: what u think
eekay:
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CaMelon: gj
eekay:
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Xylotile: https://discordapp.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/763961948161048586
Xylotile: https://discordapp.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/763961948161048586
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Xylotile: https://discordapp.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/763961948161048586
Xylotile: https://discordapp.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/763961948161048586
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Xylotile: https://discordapp.com/channels/@me/551246526924455937/763961948161048586
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eekay: lol
Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/763961946335608832/blask.png
Xylotile: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551246526924455937/763961946335608832/blask.png
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ErfBundy: When you been through 3 promos
ErfBundy: And still no plat
ErfBundy: You are dog bro
eekay:
eekay: bro
eekay: you are in the most common rank in the game
ErfBundy: That’s before this season special needs case
ErfBundy: There is different ranked system since that you dog
eekay: oh so we cant ignore important details
eekay: like the asylum escapees i get for teammates
ErfBundy: THE RANKED SYSTEM WAS COMPLETELY CHANGED
ErfBundy: THERE IS 5 DIVISIONS IN EVERY RANK NOW
ErfBundy: OUTDATED INFO
eekay: ok keep crying
eekay: cuz u have been getting worse at league
eekay: every year since u started playing
ErfBundy: Lollll
eekay: and ur greatest acheivement
ErfBundy: Still no plat eekay
eekay: is the most common rank
eekay: iof an fps nobody plays
eekay: on fucking
eekay: console
ErfBundy: Get plat then
ErfBundy: Cause you can’t
ErfBundy: You are terrible
ErfBundy:
ErfBundy: That’s one from last season
ErfBundy: Little more going on
ErfBundy: I lied I think that was like 3 or so
ErfBundy: Ago
ErfBundy: @Xylotile you gonna download siege soon? Imma need to level a smurf for ya
Joguitaro: @eekay i think i got a run on my hands lol
Joguitaro: @eekay i can play now 🥲
Joguitaro: @eekay man how long yo game
Joguitaro: just carry already
eekay: oop
Joguitaro: man i just checked and you ain't even in a game
eekay: chat was muted cause xylotile was typing
eekay: hehe
eekay: im on
Joguitaro: kill yo self
Joguitaro: nowww
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 200 minutes.
Joguitaro: @eekay ror2 run during this incoming storm??
eekay: lol
eekay: thats some risky business
eekay: risk of..
Joguitaro: risk of rain business 😏
eekay: lol maybe
eekay: we wait until eye of the storm
Joguitaro: maybe little egocenterism
eekay: i no more lunars
eekay: not fair
Joguitaro: benthic bloom run ? 🙂
Joguitaro: how bout only 1 reroll
eekay: i only spend my coins
eekay: 9 left
Joguitaro: lol
Joguitaro: im running a little low too
Joguitaro: 5.4 million
eekay: boy u gonna get the integer overflow and go to negative coins
Joguitaro: nahhhh
Joguitaro: i wanna try egocenterism bomba build
eekay: seems ass ngl
Joguitaro: maybe fun tho lol
Joguitaro: gameeeeee
Joguitaro: ek buddyyyyyyy just a little bit of ror2
eekay: nah nah
eekay: chillings
Joguitaro: get back on the grill
ErfBundy: Eekay has had league ranked queue open for legit 12 hours
eekay: lol
eekay: its called having smthn open in th ebackground
eekay: my pc can do it without overheating unlike ps5 😎
Joguitaro: @eekay get back on the grill
eekay: nonono
eekay: early sleep i i think
Joguitaro: breh
eekay: prepare my body for the best climbings of my life
eekay: i might actually cum
eekay: are we down?
Joguitaro: yeah
Xylotile: ????
eekay: hehe
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Xylotile: I have to do something at 2
Xylotile: Let’s get league going ASAP if we gonna play
ASlowFatHorsey: swaygum swegum
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @CaMelon
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @CaMelon
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @CaMelon
eekay: IS MUNDO A SPANISH WORD
eekay: oops
Xylotile: World
Joguitaro: i think i can game
Xylotile: 4 man?
Xylotile: GAY
Xylotile: MEN
Joguitaro: im donw
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 303 minutes.
Xylotile: @eekay
Xylotile: joion call
Xylotile: @CaMelon
Xylotile: we done
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Joguitaro: v
Joguitaro: v
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Xylotile:
Xylotile:
eekay:
CaMelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746215515378417674/795375884931563550/video0.mp4
CaMelon:
CaMelon: at ekhadley
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: v
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
ASlowFatHorsey: @eekay
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile: Ender dragon at 10
Joguitaro: Ok
Xylotile: legers?
Joguitaro: me down
ASlowFatHorsey: Sure
eekay: garble
Joguitaro: garble
Joguitaro: wgmn
Joguitaro: @CaMelon @ASlowFatHorsey @Xylotile ??????
eekay: Started a call that lasted 141 minutes.
Xylotile: https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/microwave-bread-7262816
ErfBundy: brb grabbing food
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/new-year-2021-2020-happy-new-year-firework-gif-19616790
CaMelon: thx
eekay: bit late
CaMelon: ?
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/gold-happy-new-year-2021-gif-19721694
eekay: @CaMelon u up for some brewsting
CaMelon: alreight
eekay: ok ill dodge this
CaMelon: Started a call that lasted 553 minutes.
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OocSe7LP0NY
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBtX3OeWk7M
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0KHid_rTtg
CaMelon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e-xQPcC7k0
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Whats up bri
Xylotile:
eekay:
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: stay the fuck out mike
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eekay: oh
eekay: sounds boring
Joguitaro: It is
Joguitaro: It’s a writing class
Xylotile:
Xylotile: discord be tweaking
Xylotile: had to reset it
Xylotile: imagine not getting tested out of rhet @Joguitaro
Xylotile: COULDNT BE ME
Joguitaro: ? Whatchu mean
eekay: imagine being in 14 discords servers eboy
Xylotile: lol 14?
Joguitaro: How you test out of it
Xylotile: lemme count em brb
eekay: how many gender nonspecific people are you dating from discord rn
Xylotile: 34 servers
Joguitaro: At least one for each server
Xylotile: @Joguitaro high enough score on english
Xylotile: around 10
Xylotile: their combined ages arent above 150 either
Joguitaro: Discord admin moment
Xylotile: ek moment
Xylotile: hashinshin moment
Joguitaro: Haha chin chin moment
Xylotile: does anyone here believe in ghosts
eekay: im a ghost
eekay: ive been here since 1936
eekay: u dont remember?
Xylotile: 😦
Xylotile: they changed the sad face
eekay: i dont think so
eekay: do you mean
Xylotile: its not sad/surprised anymore
eekay: 😔
Xylotile: nah
Xylotile: it used to be a surprised sad face
Xylotile: 😦
Xylotile: 🙂
eekay: i think its the same
Xylotile: D:
Xylotile: 😄
Xylotile: nah its not
Xylotile: 😮
eekay: 🎽
Xylotile: 😮
Xylotile: 😮
Xylotile: 😮
Xylotile: :I
Xylotile: 😐
Xylotile: 😐
Xylotile: 😐
:w
Xylotile: :|qqwwe
Xylotile: :\
Xylotile: sd
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 113 minutes.
Xylotile: @Joguitaro
Xylotile:
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey game?
Xylotile: @Joguitaro get on fag
ErfBundy: Bro what
Joguitaro: Sill in class hol up
ErfBundy: Who’s account
Xylotile: my mid account
Xylotile: adc*
Xylotile: tyler juan
ErfBundy: Ahhhh
ErfBundy: Nice
Xylotile: @Joguitaro just get in
Xylotile: dont talk
Xylotile: we can squeeze 2 games in
Xylotile: by the time game starts
Xylotile: we out of lcass
Joguitaro: cant talk my cam is on lol
Xylotile: get in league
Xylotile: aight
Xylotile: bruh they wont see you
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: but ok
Xylotile:
Xylotile: hows does tyler's queue pop while watching a replay
eekay: you can hit the button to start the replay and then if you start the queue fast enough before it loads you can watch the replay while you're in queue
eekay: i just realized i gave my speech tewacher the wrong link to my speech
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Xylotile: lol thats a huge in between
Xylotile: 5.8 is average and i think thats straight cap
Xylotile: @CaMelon u gaming/
Xylotile: or no
jakecrewa: Jordan Peterson told me the standard alpha male is autistic, 5’7, and has a 5.4 inch penis
CaMelon: Give me a bit
Xylotile: take your time
eekay: i think a bit under 7
eekay: depending on humidity
Xylotile: there is definitely different types of hard
Xylotile: i think im around 6.5
Xylotile: at most
eekay: 👍
jakecrewa: Something somethng sir this is an Arby’s
eekay: ohw ait did you mean how long am i hard?
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: ek gamings?
eekay: no
Joguitaro: @CaMelon
Xylotile: @eekay so you'd rather play on your smurf
Xylotile: than with the boys
Xylotile: okay
eekay: i wouldnt really call it a smurf
eekay: but yes
Xylotile: okay
Xylotile: cameron kick ek
Xylotile: invite baconwaffles
eekay: 👋
Xylotile:
Xylotile: what u missing out on
eekay: no id rather be losing to yuumi mid funnel in norms
eekay: :|
CaMelon: @Joguitaro where u at
eekay:
CaMelon: @eekay this u?
eekay: yeah
CaMelon: daaaaaaang
Xylotile:
Xylotile: singed elo brewsting
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly not
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz
ASlowFatHorsey: Not even a quarter through this essay
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s going to be a long night
Xylotile: Wgmn?
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea I can game as I have just completed the other three quarters of my essay in the past 10 seconds
eekay: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey game?
Xylotile: @eekay not funny bro
Xylotile: Please don’t do that
eekay: @ASlowFatHorsey u realize
eekay: that if you take off work to come climb for like less than 2 hours
eekay: youll have more time for the essay
eekay: than 4-5 horus of work
ASlowFatHorsey: im not going to work either
eekay: ohg
eekay: aight
ErfBundy: Imagine not work 9-5 on a Sunday lol
Xylotile: ^^
Xylotile: He’s not on da grind
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey is it due tn
ASlowFatHorsey: Tomorrow morning
eekay: @Joguitaro do we pick you up?
Joguitaro: When we gaming?
Joguitaro: 604 east armory Ave
Xylotile: Can you pick me up too please
eekay: Are you trolling
Xylotile: No bro I’m serious
eekay: Wait of course you are
eekay: You said you had to do something
Xylotile: Ok
Xylotile: You know my schedule better than I do
eekay: Lol
Xylotile: What time can you pick me up
eekay: Stop typing
Joguitaro: Gamers almost here???
eekay: Not really
eekay: Like 20
Joguitaro: Aight
Joguitaro: Gamerese gamings??
eekay: 10
Joguitaro: Baba
eekay: 90 seconds
eekay: ??????
eekay: Wu@
Joguitaro: ?
eekay: U outside?
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eekay: well thats just dogshit
Xylotile: I SENT THIS BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DICK
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/kanye-wtf-reaction-kurrco-gif-23831323
Xylotile: greatest artist of our generation
Xylotile: on god
Xylotile: Okay you’re the king, Burger King
eekay: cut the glaazing he aint that good
Xylotile:
Joguitaro: Okay studying op
Joguitaro: Never felt so confident on an exam
Joguitaro: Surely this positive reinforcement makes me study more in the future
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-zoolander-walking-swag-model-gif-3580014
eekay: walking into the test room
Xylotile: lol
Xylotile: Guys it’s Riley gillespies bday today
eekay: lets all show up at his house
Xylotile: Jotiggy remember when you told everyone he was gonna shoot up the school?
eekay: lol why do you keep bringing that up
eekay: and i dont think it was taylor was it
Joguitaro: that wasn't me lol
Xylotile: Cuz it’s his bday
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-alright-uncertain-unsure-gif-12833898
eekay: @Joguitaro early morning risky rain?
Joguitaro: aightttttttttttttttttt
Joguitaro: say less
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 183 minutes.
eekay:
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ASlowFatHorsey: Guh
eekay:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/mithrix-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-lunar-providence-gif-25366957
ErfBundy: I was just about to say something about the twitch shit lmao
ErfBundy: Art section is just hentai now
eekay: https://www.twitch.tv/buffpup?referrer=raid
Xylotile: Done with exams
Xylotile: W
eekay: k now get to work
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/locked-up-akon-locked-up-song-imprisonment-incarcerated-gif-25365782
eekay: https://www.twitch.tv/squchan
eekay: https://www.twitch.tv/anny
eekay: https://www.twitch.tv/buffpup?referrer=raid
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Xylotile: MIKE
Xylotile: MIKE
Xylotile: MIKE
Xylotile: MIKE
Xylotile: MIKE
Xylotile: MIKE
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/wazowski-mike-mike-sulivan-meme-monster-inc-gif-19634164
eekay: looks at the comments here lol
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwxatzcYf9Q&ab_channel=ghibliggy
eekay: this guys making a diary
CaMelon: ek weeb
ASlowFatHorsey: WEEB
ASlowFatHorsey: ALERT
CaMelon: https://tenor.com/view/weeb-anime-fat-typing-gif-14598714
CaMelon: ek rn
eekay: fax
Xylotile: yo why does that OST kinda go hard tho
CaMelon: @Xylotile
Xylotile: i changed my mind
Xylotile: its too late and i got a 9am
Xylotile: srry
CaMelon: ah
Xylotile:
Xylotile: filthy people
Xylotile: take a shower
ErfBundy: You jealous of the grind is all
Xylotile: lol i still have access to the java lessons
Xylotile: time to learn java without quizzes baby
Xylotile: bruh this is so gay
Xylotile: we're not in middle school man
ErfBundy: You shout me out man??
eekay: do autos on gp barrels miss if theyre both in shen w
ASlowFatHorsey: Yes
eekay: but gp counters shen?
ASlowFatHorsey: Ever heard of one parting?
ASlowFatHorsey: And pressing your q
eekay: and gp just q's the barrel right
eekay: oh
eekay: does shen have any ap ratios besides r?
ASlowFatHorsey: I think his q does
ASlowFatHorsey: But its a small one
eekay: oh
eekay: im just thinking
eekay: cause petu is swearing by riftmaker
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe it just does magic dmg
ASlowFatHorsey: Not sure
ASlowFatHorsey: Yeah
eekay:
eekay: titanic and riftmaker
ASlowFatHorsey: He kinda trolls
eekay: lol yup
eekay: hes definitely smurfing in all these videos
ASlowFatHorsey: Def
Xylotile: shen is broken
Xylotile: anything works on him
ASlowFatHorsey: he has a 50 percent wr lol
ASlowFatHorsey: so broken
eekay: at what elo
ASlowFatHorsey: gold +
Xylotile: gold
Xylotile: plat
Xylotile: lol
eekay: wat
ASlowFatHorsey: i even checked diamond, master and chall
ASlowFatHorsey: still 50
Xylotile: viego has a 49%
Xylotile: whats ur point
eekay: is veigo broken?
Xylotile: samira has 49
ASlowFatHorsey: hes a new champ
Xylotile: yes viego is broken lol
ASlowFatHorsey: samira has been recently nerfed
Xylotile: ist been like two weeks
ASlowFatHorsey: hard
Xylotile: that was before nerfs
ASlowFatHorsey: still new
ASlowFatHorsey: presss x to doubt
Xylotile: https://u.gg/lol/champions/samira/build
Xylotile: patch hasnt come out
Xylotile: are u dumb
ASlowFatHorsey: wr means diff things in diff roles
Xylotile: ???
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eekay: so we are supporting the israelis so that the war can stop
eekay: and he is supporting palestine and wants the war to stop
ASlowFatHorsey: No we just supporting them unequivocally like we normally do regardless of the genocide they commit
ASlowFatHorsey: And do not denounce them
ASlowFatHorsey: He’s protesting the fact that we as a nation could do many things to put pressure on isreal to stop murdering people
ASlowFatHorsey: And how we don’t support a free Palestine even though that would absolutely be the best option to stop bloodshed on both sides
Xylotile: ^^
eekay: why dont we support that
Xylotile: Cuz Israel
Xylotile: We give billions to Israel but they can afford free healthcare to everyone
Xylotile: Smh my head
ASlowFatHorsey: Cuz that’s just the way the US has always been with isreal (Big bro kinda deal) and we have an extremely vocal Jewish population/ organization that would get angry at our representatives if we said anything)
FriggBot2000: https://tenor.com/bD77C.gif
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: In short actually nothing
ASlowFatHorsey: Just a bunch of sissy fucks
eekay: i mean somebody has to have something to lose by supporting that
eekay: theres gotta be a reason
eekay: not necessarily good ones but there must be reasons
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m sure it’s money related
ASlowFatHorsey: Losing campaign funds
eekay: most things are
Xylotile: Most hedge fund owners are Jewish
Xylotile: politicians lose a lot of money if they’re anti israel
Xylotile: Me can game
Joguitaro: Where am I supposed to print stuff? Does grainger library have a printer I can print to?
Xylotile: Yes they do
Xylotile: It’s 10 cents per page I think
Xylotile: For black and white
ASlowFatHorsey: Ask front desk
Xylotile: They have computers right before the elevator to the right
Xylotile: If it’s the same as last year
Joguitaro: So cringe. My microbio lab wants physical copies of the lab reports 💀
Xylotile: L
Xylotile: Are we gaming tn
eekay: open to cock
Joguitaro: also open to riding
ASlowFatHorsey: I could receive some cock rn
eekay: im wide open and ready to receive cock
eekay: it is the semester of cock
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/isso-horse-back-riding-pretty-girl-gif-16851357
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok max cock room
ASlowFatHorsey: I’ll get urs
ASlowFatHorsey: Ull*
ASlowFatHorsey: 😳
eekay: oop
eekay: 🫦 is there a full emoji for thisd
eekay: i konw ive seen one
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/dumis-gif-21357082
Joguitaro: cockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Joguitaro: need that galacdick
ASlowFatHorsey: We gonna make them revise the lunar new year
ASlowFatHorsey: This ain’t no dragon shit
eekay: its a bad dragon
Joguitaro: let's say hypothetically
Joguitaro: you've been a bad dwarf
eekay: and theoretically speaking
eekay: we are on the space rig alone together
eekay: what happens on the rig stays on the rig...
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-dont-get-it-dont-understand-gif-12907762
eekay: ok can i shower when are we riding
Joguitaro: i'm ready to ride whenever
ASlowFatHorsey: shower
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eekay: ope
ASlowFatHorsey: Frig trying to find the number 42 on his keyboard
Xylotile: he was thinking damn
eekay: lol
Xylotile: !gpt how many people have died to suicide caused by covid
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: Quantifying the exact number of suicides directly caused by COVID-19 is challenging. While COVID-19 has had significant mental health impacts due to factors like isolation, economic stress, and health anxiety, determining a direct causal link to suicides requires comprehensive analysis of various factors. Many organizations and researchers are studying mental health trends during the pandemic to understand its impact on suicide rates.
Data from different regions may show varying trends, with some areas experiencing increases in suicide rates and others not showing significant changes. It's important to rely on official statistics and studies from health organizations and research institutions for the most accurate insights into this complex issue. If you're looking for specific data, consider reviewing reports from relevant health authorities or academic studies.
eekay: !gpt how many people have died to suicides caused by complications of car accidents which were caused by bana peels whcih was casued by a terrorist attack on a 16 wheeler carrying bananas
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: I'm sorry, but I don't have access to specific data or statistics about such highly specific and improbable sequences of events. Generally, reporting on incidents or fatalities would be classified and documented in broader categories, such as road traffic accidents or suicides, without such detailed attribution to causes like banana peels from a terrorist attack. If you are looking for information on road traffic accidents, suicide statistics, or terrorism, I can try to provide more general information if that would be helpful.
Xylotile: !gpt if you were to score each of the past 3 presidents out of 10, what would their scores be?
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: Evaluating presidents is inherently subjective and can vary greatly depending on the criteria used, such as economic performance, foreign policy, social issues, crisis management, and public perception. People have different opinions based on their values and priorities.
As an AI, I don't have personal opinions, but I can provide a general overview based on common public and expert assessments:
1. **Barack Obama (2009-2017):**
- Strengths often cited include the Affordable Care Act, handling of the 2008 financial crisis, and capturing Osama bin Laden.
- Criticisms include issues in foreign policy, particularly in the Middle East, and partisan gridlock.
- Overall, many would rate Obama relatively high but opinions vary widely.
2. **Donald Trump (2017-2021):**
- Strengths often cited include tax reform, deregulation, and appointing conservative judges.
- Criticisms include his handling of the COVID-19 pandemic, political divisiveness, and foreign relations.
- Overall, Trump receives very polarized views; supporters and detractors often rate him very differently.
3. **Joe Biden (2021-present)** (as of my last update in October 2023):
- Positive aspects include major legislative packages on infrastructure and COVID-19 relief, foreign policy initiatives like pulling out of Afghanistan.
- Criticisms include handling of immigration, economic challenges, and ongoing political polarization.
- As his term is not yet complete, opinions and ratings can still shift significantly.
Each of these presidents would likely be scored very differently by various political analysts, historians, and voters based on their own criteria and political leanings.
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eekay: damn
Xylotile: Is that a lot
Xylotile: I can’t tell
eekay: idk 4000 seems like a lot
Xylotile: 10 large models can easily power Charleston
eekay: average 2.5 people her household
eekay: yeah
Xylotile: Probably closer to 7
Xylotile: !gpt how much does a large turbine cost to place and maintain
FriggBot2000: The cost of a large turbine can vary significantly depending on its type, size, and capacity.
1. Wind Turbines: Commercial wind turbines can cost between $1.3 million to $2.2 million per MW of electricity-producing capacity installed. Most commercial wind turbines have a capacity of 2-3 MW, but larger models can reach up to 7 MW. This means a large-scale wind turbine can cost between $2.6 million to $14 million. The maintenance cost generally runs at about 2% of the initial cost per year ($50,000-200,000).
2. Steam Turbines: These are generally used in thermal power plants. A 1 MW small-scale steam turbine costs around $500,000. However, large models with a capacity of more than 500 MW can cost several million dollars, likely over $100 million. Maintenance can roughly range from 2-10% of initial costs per year.
3. Gas Turbines: These are typically used in power plants or in large industrial processes. They can range from $500 per kW to $3,000 per kW, so a large gas turbine could cost from $10 million to $100 million. Maintenance costs are typically 3-5% of the initial cost.
4. Hydroelectric Turbines: The feasibility and cost of these turbines are highly site-specific but a large system can easily cost several $100 million or even billions.
Remember, these are rough estimates and actual costs may vary based on siting, turbine model, labor costs, grid connection costs, market conditions, and so on. Always consult a professional assessment for more precise figures.
eekay: p cheap tbh
Xylotile: Would it be cheaper to use gasoline to power it?
Xylotile: Make it more efficient
ASlowFatHorsey: Uhuh
eekay:
eekay: !lp eekay
FriggBot2000: eekay is in Platinum II at 64 lp with a 0.600 wr over 5 games
eekay: !lp xylotile
FriggBot2000: xylotile is not on the ranked grind
eekay: !lp Xylotile
FriggBot2000: Xylotile is not on the ranked grind
eekay: um
ASlowFatHorsey: Nepotism
eekay: !lp dragondude
FriggBot2000: ap is still a bitch (not on the ranked grind)
eekay: ooh not a good look
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
ASlowFatHorsey: I haven’t been back bruh
eekay: yeah im just looking at it right now
eekay: its not good
eekay: not a good one to look at
eekay: imo]
ASlowFatHorsey: I Will legit pass you in a week man
ASlowFatHorsey: Watch out
eekay: you will NEVER pass me in your entire life
eekay: you dont wqant it enough
ASlowFatHorsey: Lol
Xylotile: You played last night
ASlowFatHorsey: Yea one game
Xylotile: Nice elo inflation
ASlowFatHorsey: Is all I’m gonna have time fore
eekay: oooh i bet he played 10 games demoted to iron and deleted his account so frigbot wouldnt see
Xylotile: That game coulda been ranked
Xylotile: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-closer-than-they-appear-mirror-gif-15756312
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eekay: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
eekay: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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eekay: https://tenor.com/view/letter-q-gif-9063763
eekay: i change the link and it still puts an s
ASlowFatHorsey: A true magi never reveals his secrets
ASlowFatHorsey: Excepts the great revealo
eekay: u guys ever see what ur nut tastes like
eekay: not taling to ap i know the answer there
ASlowFatHorsey: I cant taste with my eyeballs
eekay: sure you can
eekay: just put some on an eye dropper
eekay: cum vision
eekay: holy shit i need to patent that
ASlowFatHorsey: “If you ever wanted cataracts like the cools liks now you can “
ASlowFatHorsey: Cum vision
eekay: ap how fucking old are you
eekay: took you 13.3 minutes to type that
eekay: are you using morse code from africa
ASlowFatHorsey: Mars*
ASlowFatHorsey: Also on me ipad rn
ASlowFatHorsey: Pointy fingys
ASlowFatHorsey: Only
eekay: ok but heres my question
eekay: my projector screen is quite visible from my wqindow
ASlowFatHorsey: Cum projector
eekay: essentially yeah
eekay: is it safe to watch porn
eekay: on it
ASlowFatHorsey: Prolly but make sure you make eye contact with the people across from your room
ASlowFatHorsey: Id think they would really enjoy that
eekay: but if im watching out the window i dont see ther porn
eekay: unless
eekay: they are the porn
eekay: thats genius
ASlowFatHorsey: Id think they know what gay porn looks like
eekay: what
ASlowFatHorsey: 😎
ASlowFatHorsey: Ekgay
eekay: return of fagley
ASlowFatHorsey: Toast acquired
eekay: me and eugene meet at 45 years old and i be like "ek fagely. now thats a name i havent heard in a long long time"
ASlowFatHorsey: And then he shows his pissin red collection
eekay: will u go to the reunions
ASlowFatHorsey: Ehh prolly not tbh
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe eventually but it’s usually just a cock fest
eekay: yeah not worthe after they chopped our fuckin tree down
eekay: assholes
ASlowFatHorsey: FAXXXXXXX
eekay: virgin loser doughty is
ASlowFatHorsey: No where to climb
eekay: his kids are adoipted
eekay: yeah he be like hee haw dont climb that
ASlowFatHorsey: Inept
eekay: then prolly sells the wood to make nazi pamphlets
ASlowFatHorsey: Hee haw ap you almost killed ryley
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Like get a life old man
eekay: wait what was that again
eekay: where u almost killed him
eekay: i cant remember what happened
ASlowFatHorsey: I had b\put him on top of my shoulders and i stood up and began to ran as fast as i could for no reason and i found the only patch of ground that didnt have grass on it and lost my grip
eekay: oh yeah lol
eekay: that was fuckin great
eekay: yo if we dont do the reunion we gotta paperball sometime
eekay: i still have the last paperball ever made
ASlowFatHorsey: Craxx
eekay: are you gonna do climbings when shit is fully opena gain
ASlowFatHorsey: These betas wont play paper ball with me up here
ASlowFatHorsey: I could
eekay: bityches and hoes
eekay: im kinda tempted to do it even though you need a mask
eekay: i need some climbings bruv
ASlowFatHorsey: It honestly might not be too bad
eekay: i think ive gotten used to them a lot more
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ASlowFatHorsey: Ehh
eekay: i guess depends on what kind of guys ur tryna fuck
eekay: can we put illaoi on fuckable guys list?
ASlowFatHorsey: His pretty boy cringe reminds me of a short caleb hurst
eekay: lo
eekay: l
eekay: wait omg
eekay: how does that work with sylas
eekay: sylas also fuckable
ASlowFatHorsey: U just steal anothe ulti with r
eekay: he come wit da handcuffs
ASlowFatHorsey: 😳
eekay: yeah i suppose not much interesting things to do there
eekay: thought you could do wacky things
ASlowFatHorsey: Darius garen 1 shot
eekay: ew
eekay: senna lux
ASlowFatHorsey: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
eekay: lol
eekay: samira kata
ASlowFatHorsey: Jesus such thing were never meant to be said
eekay: ap be like
eekay: "OMG IMAGINE YUUMI JANNA R HHEHHEHEH THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE
ASlowFatHorsey: Mundo jax??
eekay: I LIKE SAVING TEAMMATES
eekay: 🤮
eekay: mundo mundo
eekay: 😳
ASlowFatHorsey: Unkillable
ASlowFatHorsey: Bouns ad healing hp mr and armr
ASlowFatHorsey: And empowered 3rd auto
ASlowFatHorsey: And ms
eekay: thatsa not his ult
ASlowFatHorsey: Mundo was reworked
eekay: jax w gives him empowered 3rd auto
eekay: ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Nah its his ult that does
eekay: what is the longest cc chain with double r
eekay: imagine morgana with ashe r
eekay: that must be upwwards of 6 sec hard cc
ASlowFatHorsey: How tfdo i leave this grou chat
eekay: lol
ASlowFatHorsey: Ig we gotta game on this mode
eekay: swain aatrox must be trhe reason this gamemode was made
eekay: id be down next week
ASlowFatHorsey: Ight brud
eekay: how do you grab the ults?
ASlowFatHorsey: No clue
eekay: i assume they have to be from somebody in the game?
eekay: not anybody
ASlowFatHorsey: Maybe random not sure
eekay: oooh shit
eekay: its prolly random
eekay: fuck
eekay: have to grind till i get the unholy demonlord combo
ASlowFatHorsey: Fraxz
eekay: you cannot play shen in this gamemode that would be so boring
eekay: i mean what are the good combos for that
eekay: i suppose lulu might be funny
ASlowFatHorsey: Bet
eekay: then instead of making an enemy raidboss you can make a teammate into a raid boss
eekay: for once
ASlowFatHorsey: Ez ult cross map and shen tp to steal kill
eekay: lol
eekay: i woneder how they do damage ratios
ASlowFatHorsey: J ne sais pas
eekay: ike if i do senna lux will one do basically zero damage?
eekay: it must be like sylas
eekay: where it goes tyo adaptive oer smthn
ASlowFatHorsey: I think its just based of of ur ratios
eekay: maybeh
eekay: can you think of any half decent shen plus something
ASlowFatHorsey: Hmmm
eekay: i think the possiblities are small
eekay: play sion theres something good there
ASlowFatHorsey: Ashe arrow sion
ASlowFatHorsey: Doubel stun
eekay: that would be so fuckin annoying
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eekay: ima rleady on weekend
eekay: no classes thursday and friday off
eekay: i made it
Xylotile: especially with the failed test
Xylotile: you get this weekened off
Xylotile: hehe
eekay: whatr
Xylotile: nothing i just wanted to remind you about the gre
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/i%27m-gonna-punch-you-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-do-you-want-a-piece-of-me-i-want-to-punch-you-gif-16796134688098211468
Xylotile: @eekay is this your landlord?
Xylotile:
eekay: fr kind of
Xylotile: chiller 😎
Joguitaro: @eekay why are you such a stupid fucking liar
Joguitaro: Drg rogue is co op
ASlowFatHorsey: Srsly wtf
ASlowFatHorsey: Should be asshamed
eekay: i heard from countless (2) extremely reputable source (twitch chatters) that this was not the case
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok nvm
ASlowFatHorsey: U right
ASlowFatHorsey: Infallible
Joguitaro: Literally says on steam 1-4 player co op
eekay: ok so people in twitch chats can lie now
eekay: what world do u live in man
Xylotile: What’s drg
eekay: libby logic
eekay: deez rocks gonyourchin
Joguitaro:
Xylotile: Oh
Xylotile: Down
eekay: hav eu played vampire survivors
Joguitaro: What’s that
Xylotile: Yess dude
Xylotile: Holy fuck memories
eekay: drg rogue is a vampire survivors-like
Joguitaro: How you know
Joguitaro: There’s no gameplay vids
Xylotile: What’s vampire survivors
Joguitaro: Is this just fabrication again
Xylotile:
eekay: i watched somebody play it for an hour yesterdya lol
eekay: several people asked if it was coop in chat and everybody said no
Joguitaro: Guh
Joguitaro: And you didn’t say anything
Joguitaro: Well it’s not officially out yet
Joguitaro: Seems like stupid fucking idiots that wouldn’t know it was just a pig with a mask
eekay: guh???
eekay: ok um
eekay: apparently there are two new deep rock games
eekay: i was watching something called deep rock survivor
eekay: which is not the same thing as drg rogue core
eekay: while i was not incorrect about these games
eekay: they did not mean what i thought they meant
Joguitaro: Drg survivor lol
Joguitaro: You’re a stupid uninformed idiot
Joguitaro: Smh my head
eekay: ok liek my bad there are 2 games coming out at the same time
eekay: did u even know that
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/i-think-you-should-leave-darmine-doggy-door-dog-door-monster-tim-robinson-gif-16709599059712797889
Joguitaro: No but I know survivor =/= rogue core
eekay: im not a stupid fucking idiot i know theyre different games
eekay: but for 30 seconds i thought it was really drg rogue core
Xylotile: I hate that skit
Xylotile: Unironically scary
eekay: top 5
eekay: for sure
ASlowFatHorsey: U just dumb for that
Joguitaro: I saw that thing
ASlowFatHorsey: Guess I’m where a Nixon mask to trick or treat at Xylotiles house
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Xylotile: Check clip
Xylotile: Also I got food like 20 minutes ago soz
Joguitaro: so bad
Xylotile:
Xylotile: how cringe
Joguitaro: very
jakecrewa: Spaniards trying to assimilate to chad American culture
Xylotile: @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: the dining hall food today was so shit
Xylotile: jesus fuck
eekay: you cant say pogchamp anymore
eekay: youllg et cancelled
Joguitaro: so was mine omg
Xylotile: dude we had fucking raw beef
Xylotile: it was litearlly pink
Joguitaro: stupid fucking st patricks day themed food
Xylotile: oh
Xylotile: thats why it was shit
Xylotile: fuck irish people
Xylotile: potatoes ugly looking ass
Joguitaro: yeah seriously
Joguitaro: they literally can't even make food right
Joguitaro: i've literally already eaten bread today
Joguitaro: so i might go get mcdonalds
Xylotile: IM GOING TO GET CHIPTOLE LATER TODAY
Xylotile: oops caps
Joguitaro: get me some
Joguitaro: buy me food
Joguitaro: slave
Xylotile: im down to get food
Xylotile: probably at 8ish tho lol
Joguitaro: lolololllool
Xylotile: whats funny
Joguitaro: joe
Xylotile: :/
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/try-not-to-laugh-straight-face-lol-%E5%BC%BA%E5%BF%8D-%E5%BF%8D%E4%BD%8F%E4%B8%8D%E7%AC%91-gif-5564467
Xylotile: we trynna get chipotle at 8 or what
Joguitaro: im down
Xylotile: lowkey might uber eat it
Xylotile: i dont want to go utside
Joguitaro: cringe
ASlowFatHorsey: You should go to maize if you can
ASlowFatHorsey: Better
Xylotile: why are you pinging me
Xylotile: faggot
Xylotile: dont touch my name
Xylotile: keep my name out of your disgusting beta motuh
ASlowFatHorsey: ?
ASlowFatHorsey: Are you talking to me
ASlowFatHorsey: I was just saying that if you wanted Mexican food you should go to maize it’s better than chipotle
Xylotile: are you mentally disabled
Xylotile: or just acting stupid
Xylotile: who else pinged me
ASlowFatHorsey: I’m just confused y u acting like a prick
ASlowFatHorsey: Nice bait
Xylotile: jk ily
Xylotile: im down to go together
Xylotile: im craving chipotle tho
Xylotile: healthier
ASlowFatHorsey: Have you been to maize?
Xylotile: neative
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s as healthy or healthier than chipotle
Xylotile: what can u get thats healthy and good
ASlowFatHorsey: It’s a lil out of the way but I think it’s almost as good as bamca
Xylotile: bamca
Xylotile: BAMCA
Xylotile: BAM
Xylotile: CA
Xylotile: ?
Xylotile: B
Xylotile: A
Xylotile: M
Xylotile: C
Xylotile: A
Xylotile: ?
eekay: yeah
ASlowFatHorsey: Yer
eekay: said what he meant
Xylotile: DUNNO WHAT THAT IS
eekay: shitter
Xylotile: SORRY
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ASlowFatHorsey: Ill give u a chance to bend ur neck 30 degrees upward
Xylotile: ..
Xylotile: ap gaming with the boys (mission impossible)
Joguitaro: !gpt how much does it cost to develop a new novel drug
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: The cost of developing a new novel drug is significantly high, often estimated to be in the range of $1 billion to $2.6 billion, although some estimates suggest it could be even higher. This figure includes the costs of research and development, clinical trials, regulatory approvals, and the financial impacts of drugs that fail during development. Here are some key cost components:
1. **Research and Preclinical Testing**: Initial discovery phases and laboratory testing can be expensive, including costs of identifying compounds and conducting early-stage experiments.
2. **Clinical Trials**: Conducting trials typically involve multiple phases:
- Phase 1: Testing on a small group of healthy volunteers for safety.
- Phase 2: Trials on a larger group to evaluate efficacy and side effects.
- Phase 3: Large-scale trials to confirm effectiveness, monitor side effects, and compare with standard treatments.
3. **Regulatory Approval**: Gaining approval from bodies such as the FDA in the United States or EMA in Europe involves extensive submission of data and significant compliance costs.
4. **Failures and Attrition Rate**: Many compounds do not proceed beyond initial stages. High attrition rates mean that successful drugs also carry the cost of previous failures.
5. **Post-Approval Costs**: Once approved, additional expenses include marketing, post-marketing surveillance, and further research.
These costs can vary widely depending on the therapeutic area, trial complexity, drug target, geographical location, regulatory requirements, and the drug’s novelty and complexity. There is also substantial debate over the accuracy and validity of these estimates due to differing methodologies and assumptions used in calculating them.
ASlowFatHorsey: Is this just itysl with plot lol
Xylotile: Is that the dude from snl
Xylotile: Where is he from
eekay: Tim robinson
Xylotile: Ermm
eekay: i need to do someething about this glute soreness
eekay: anybody good at massages
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846
eekay: watch?
Xylotile: at 6
eekay: lol
eekay: kk
eekay: !arcane
FriggBot2000: arcane s2 comes out in approximately 5 days, 2 hours, 14 minutes, and 17 seconds. hang in there.
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/holiday-classics-elf-excited-will-gif-23865493
eekay: stalling watch to play the 47th cod game
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/ok-all-nice-gif-22927671
Xylotile: its double xp man
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 0 minutes.
Xylotile: i guess ill watch
Xylotile: Started a call that lasted 89 minutes.
eekay: https://www.teleparty.com/join/3b160c9c45dbccdf
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/sus-fry-futurama-gif-4691459
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/shia-la-beouf-shia-la-beouf-clapping-brando-gif-4502586
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_qZggrYHRQ&ab_channel=ComedyCentral
eekay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU&ab_channel=CGPGrey
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Xylotile: retard
Joguitaro: you literally have blah blah blah
Joguitaro: stfu
Xylotile: ???
ASlowFatHorsey: True
Joguitaro: gameeeeeeeeee
Joguitaro: i wanna wc
eekay: only 4
Xylotile: no chance
Xylotile: okay my test issssss open textbook and i have taken an aerospace course before
Xylotile: can game fuck it
Xylotile: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey @eekay
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/ladies-and-gentleman-we-got-him-gif-12313683
Joguitaro: so we hoppin on the game or what
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/thegoon-bigoldgoon-ted-lasso-yes-yes-yes-yes-gif-701975896996955852
Joguitaro: @eekay @ASlowFatHorsey ?
eekay: if 4
Joguitaro: @ASlowFatHorsey
ASlowFatHorsey: fr? @Xylotile
Xylotile: yeah all the past 4 homeworks have been a breeze
ASlowFatHorsey: 🤨
Xylotile: legit i probably don't need to study
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/come-on-ethereum-bitcoin-web3-crypto-gif-27338391
Xylotile: its open book too with an equation sheet
Joguitaro: the wife isn't coming over tonight i can gameeeeeeeeeeeee
eekay: gam
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/stepbrothers-will-ferrell-john-c-reilly-sooo-umm-gif-5780009
Joguitaro: Started a call that lasted 103 minutes.
Joguitaro: game 🙂
Xylotile: one sex
ASlowFatHorsey: https://tenor.com/view/dragging-feet-lazy-dragging-monday-mood-mondays-be-like-gif-7492395616413776509
ASlowFatHorsey: ek weight^
Joguitaro: soooooooooo trueeeee
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/key-and-pelle-coming-reluctantly-gif-14677529
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-jiggle-stomach-gif-7016157513479719688
Joguitaro: also ek
ASlowFatHorsey: ek do u wanna game
Xylotile: he is literally stroking his shit thinking about gaming
Joguitaro: cmonnnn we getting to the fun part
eekay: https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Way_of_the_Drunken_Master
Xylotile: Oh jah our classes are canceled tomorrow
Joguitaro: surely
Xylotile:
eekay: https://tenor.com/view/isso-horse-back-riding-pretty-girl-gif-16851357
eekay: @Joguitaro @ASlowFatHorsey
Xylotile: How are yall gonna cock when we haven’t finished hardcore
eekay: cuz u afk 'taking exams'
eekay: !remotestartvehicle
FriggBot2000: command '!remotestartvehicle' not recognized
Xylotile: https://tenor.com/view/rentfree-stancave-patarmade-gif-8909048730622482358
Xylotile: Guys maybe buying oklo at peak hype was a bad idea
eekay: doubting nvidia is your greatest sin yet
eekay: u a hypebeast fr
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eekay: they are rarely wrong by much
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
ASlowFatHorsey: From what I saw
ASlowFatHorsey: The only reason they have is they need to do some finiancial stuff for a govenor
ASlowFatHorsey: Josh is not the only too candidate governor on the list
eekay: beshear is the other one i beleive
ASlowFatHorsey: Tim is too
ASlowFatHorsey: Gov of Minnesota
eekay: oh i googled him and thought it said senator
ASlowFatHorsey: Oh is he?
eekay: no hes governor
ASlowFatHorsey: I swore he was gov
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
ASlowFatHorsey: Also our gov pritzker is kinda in the running too
eekay:
ASlowFatHorsey: Ok
ASlowFatHorsey: Not an actual resource
ASlowFatHorsey: They ain’t choosing
eekay: it kind of is though
eekay: and pennsylvania has twice as many electoral votes as minnesota
eekay: and az
ASlowFatHorsey: True but walz is very strong on labor and is from Midwest
ASlowFatHorsey: That is very important qualités if u want rust belt
eekay: ive heard that vp choice matters little outside of their home state
ASlowFatHorsey: Well we shall see
Xylotile: !cmds
Xylotile: !cmd
Xylotile: nice one
eekay: !help
FriggBot2000: commands:
!help
!commands
!cmds
!gpt
!sonnet
!arcane
!rps
!fish
!ttfish
!physics
!ttphysics
!gif
!lp
!piggies
!registeredsexoffenders
!dalle
!dallen
!coin
!coinflip
Joguitaro: !coin
FriggBot2000: heads
Joguitaro: !coinflip
FriggBot2000: tails
Joguitaro: !bayes
FriggBot2000: command '!bayes' not recognized
Joguitaro: https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-druski-gif-20560325
eekay: one sec
Joguitaro: Get to work piggy
eekay: !bayes i just took a covid test and it came out positive. do i have covid?
FriggBot2000: . . .
FriggBot2000: Let's apply Bayesian reasoning to this situation:
1. Interpretation: We want to find the probability of having COVID-19 given a positive test result.
2. Bayes' theorem application: P(COVID|Positive) = P(Positive|COVID) * P(COVID) / P(Positive)
3. We need the following probabilities:
- P(Positive|COVID): Test sensitivity (true positive rate)
- P(COVID): Prior probability of having COVID
- P(Positive): Overall probability of a positive test
4. Let's estimate reasonable values:
- P(Positive|COVID) ≈ 0.95 (95% sensitivity)
- P(COVID) ≈ 0.05 (5% prevalence in the population)
- P(Positive) = P(Positive|COVID)*P(COVID) + P(Positive|No COVID)*P(No COVID)
≈ 0.95*0.05 + 0.02*0.95 ≈ 0.0665
5. Applying Bayes' theorem:
P(COVID|Positive) = (0.95 * 0.05) / 0.0665 ≈ 0.714
6. Interpretation: There's about a 71.4% chance you have COVID-19 given your positive test result.
While the probability is high, it's not certain. Consider retesting or consulting a healthcare professional for advice on next steps.
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