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was still on, as I had left it, and already it was blatting a news
item about how Prof. Hallowell had inexplicably returned. There'd be
other flashes later, I knew. And a lot of explaining to be done to an
unbelieving public....
Then I said, "Damn!"
"Yeah?" said Hank. "Why for, Jim?"
"Something I meant to ask Biggs and forgot. But you can tell me, I
guess. One thing I never did understand, was why Biggs got so excited
when he found out you and Helen were not married. What difference did
that make? Why did that cause him to show such great confidence that
we were going to pull out of our jam?"
Hank flushed. "Well, you see " he hesitated.
"I don't. But I'm listening."
"Well, it was this way. Soon as Lanse learned me an' Helen wasn't
hitched, he couldn't help knowin' everything was gonna be all right. On
account of it warn't logical her an' me should git kilt before we was
married an' an' had a youngster...."
His face was flaming. But I was inexorable.
"I still don't get it. Why not? Why wasn't it logical?"
"Aw, durn, Jim don't you see? Because Biggs knew that much o' my
'history.' That is, my future, to me, is my past to him. He knew who
I'd married, and that me an' my wife had a youngster, an' consequently
if them things hadn't happened yet, we was bound to live an' make 'em
happen!"
So it finally sank in.
I said, "Golly! You're right as usual! But wasn't it a lucky break
that Lancelot Biggs happened to know something about your history,
Hank? Your name must be pretty well known to the men of the future "
Hank writhed in embarrassment.
"Well, now, I wouldn't 'zackly say that, Jim. Lanse knew about me, yes.
But then, he'd be likely to. Him an' me bein' related, so to speak "
"Related!"
"Yeah. Spoke to him 'bout it later. Y'see, Lanse is a sort of grandson
o' mine, with a lot o' great-greats on the front of it " He gulped and
looked at Helen miserably. "I I'm afeared they ain't nothin' we can do
'bout it, Helen. Lanse says you was his great-great-grandmammy!"
And then Helen MacDowell smiled! And it was the kind of smile I hope
to see some time on the lips of a woman looking at me. And she said,
very softly,
"There's no sense in fighting fate, is there, Hank? What must be, must
be. And there is something we can do to make the future happier...."
Aw, hell! I promised Helen she could have him alone in a dark room,
didn't I? So I said good-by.
I don't think either of them heard me. In fact, I'm sure of it!
Like the rain-drenched angler said as he reeled in a fish, "Life is
just one damp thing after another!" I thought I'd fixed everything all
hunky-dory around the campus of dear old Midland U. when I finally got
my friend "Horsesense Hank" Cleaver engaged to Helen MacDowell. Which
just goes to prove that you shouldn't count your chickens until they're
hitched. Because That Man stepped in and messed up everything.
You know the guy I mean. The chief germ in Germany. The little
ex-housepainter with a scrap of old paintbrush on his upper lip. First
he "protected" himself against the poor Austrians. Then the Czechs and
the Poles. Then came Norway, Denmark, Holland, Belgium, Luxembourg it
sounds like a geography lesson, doesn't it? then France, the Balkans,
Greece and Crete. And finally, as his armies, having come a cropper
against the outraged Russian bear, stalled on the icy steppes of
Moscow's doorway, he invoked the aid of his yellow-skinned and -spined
allies, the Japs.
While their envoys calmed Washington with soft words of peace, their
air-arm bombed Pearl Harbor with grim weapons of war. It was then that
Horsesense Hank came to me and said soberly, "Well, so long, Jim. I'll
see you later."
I asked, "Where are you going? Down to Mike's for a hamburger? Wait a
minute; I'll go with."
"I'm goin' further'n that, Jim," said Hank, "an' the chances are I'll
be gone a mite longer. I " He wriggled a bulldog-tipped shoe into the
carpet embarrassedly "I reckon I'm agonna sign up for the duration."
I gasped. "You mean the army?"
"Well, not eggsackly. I don't figger they'd want me in the fightin'
forces, me bein' skinny like I am. But folks say I'm right quick with
math'matics an' things like that, so if I c'n be of any help to my