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[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | "Well how is it?" she grinned.
I fondled the top of the porridge with my spoon. A skim had formed over the watery sludge. "Fine," I mumbled.
I looked to the man sat across from me. His pale face was etched in red streaks. He too had barely touched his meal. Light from the window illuminated the dust floating in the... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 11,100 |
[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | Home sweet home! Sorry about the tape gag, it was necessary don't you agree? Do you know that wikipedia has a page on gags? It says it adds a comical touch if two strips of tape are used forming an X. Ha ha ha. Things like that upset me, you know, small unnecessary injustices. You're going to kidnap someone and then ma... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 11,101 |
[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | The dull light from the room began peeking under his fluttering eyelids. Head hanging forward, drool dripping off of his bottom lip, a muffled roar hanging in his ears.
Another hangover.
Who knows what room of his house he wound up in today.
He reaches upwards to rub his eyes, but his arms can't move. He is chained... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 11,102 |
[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | "Tch, I know it's uncomfortable, but could you stop struggling please, man?" he walked back into the room, looking over the bindings on my wrists and tightening one a little. "Here, let me get that out of your mouth real quick..." the wadded-up cloth spilled out of my mouth, and I started to scream.
"HELP! OH FUCK,... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 11,103 |
[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 22 | 11,104 |
[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | The throbbing in my head is the first thing I notice; it's probably what woke me in the first place. My brows furrow at the light behind my eyelids. Is this a hangover? I don't remember drinking last night. My mouth is dry, and now my hip is starting to ache. How long have I been asleep? I shift in attempt to alleviate... | 8 | 0 | 22 | 11,105 |
[WP] - Your captor is affable, empathetic, and cheerfully candid about what they enjoy doing to their victims. | “Ah, you’re awake. I hope you’re not hurting too badly, I wouldn’t want you to feel uncomfortable.”
The light blinded James’ green eyes as he slowly regained consciousness. The splitting migraines that James suffered weekly seemed almost tame compared to the pain that was surging through his brain at that instant. Try... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 11,106 |
[WP] Write a beautiful description of a battle between two armies. | In the light surrounded by that impenetrable gloom, the white army began. Moving it's soldiers forward, the army in black followed suit. Now that the battle had been officially declared, the pieces were falling in and out of line, speeding towards the opposing army full of blood lust, each wanting to to prove to the ot... | 5 | 0 | 5 | 11,107 |
[WP] Write a beautiful description of a battle between two armies. | *This is based on something I wrote a while back for another prompt, but I thought it might work nicely for this one as well.*
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Dark things secretly crept into our world and stole away the light. Who would defend the forest? The world of men was far away. They knew nothing of the plight of the woodland creatures... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 11,108 |
[WP] Write a beautiful description of a battle between two armies. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 11,109 |
Read this article, and tell me about the Ice Maiden's life, who she was, how and why she got that tattoo, and how she died. | Yillik was a revered figure in the icy lands. She would travel from village to village with tales of excitement, adventure, love, family. Any topic that could be conceived was fair game. Her journey eventually brought her to the people of Rytinghpraumtz. They enjoyed stories of all kinds. They gave ideas for new storie... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11,110 |
[WP] During a zombie apocalypse you are hiding from the horde, suddenly one of the undead yells your name | Sarah looked at Tom, "Its her again," she said as she looked away from the thin bunker window and furrowed her brow. She turned to look to Tom, tapping her fingers against the aluminum wall, making a hallow ringing sound that filled the small bunker. Tom stood, ran his hand through his hair, and turned his head to lis... | 15 | 0 | 22 | 11,111 |
[WP] During a zombie apocalypse you are hiding from the horde, suddenly one of the undead yells your name | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 22 | 11,112 |
[WP] During a zombie apocalypse you are hiding from the horde, suddenly one of the undead yells your name | "Byron."
I heard it over the sounds of the scream.
"Byron."
I'd been hiding out in the lobby for three days, scared to move. Outside, the zombies were still discovering pockets of live people. I closed my eyes and concentrated on keeping my breathing shallow.
"Byron."
I couldn't take it. I tried to ignore the cal... | 12 | 0 | 22 | 11,113 |
[WP] During a zombie apocalypse you are hiding from the horde, suddenly one of the undead yells your name | [deleted] | 54 | 0 | 22 | 11,114 |
[WP] During a zombie apocalypse you are hiding from the horde, suddenly one of the undead yells your name | No, not her.
Not her again.
Why did it always have to be her.
Last time I said that I was going to be strong.
Last time I said I was going to kill her.
No, how could I, she was everything to me.
The only person who had ever truly loved me in this hell hole they called a town.
Why can't I give her this one thing?... | 4 | 0 | 22 | 11,115 |
[WP] A tourism video promoting an idyllic island getaway, written by a person secretly trying to scare people away (script) | Ext. Tropical Beach - Afternoon.
Powdered beach, white, fluffy, the kind of place where you could lay down and die and be perfectly alright with it. The sun is barbarous, omnipresent, it makes skin weep and balls stick to thighs.
Enter Jimmy. Out of place against the backdrop. Cheap suit, slicked back hair, faux It... | 9 | 0 | 33 | 11,116 |
[WP] A tourism video promoting an idyllic island getaway, written by a person secretly trying to scare people away (script) | EXT. THE ISLAND, BESIDE THE SHORE - DAY
Slow pan over still water. Dead fish float, disturbing the sky's pale reflection. A mist unfurls.
Music: [Belinda Carlisle - Heaven is a place on earth] (narrow-band, like a distant radio)
NARRATOR: Ever thought of leaving everything behind? Breaking the trance of the everyday... | 4 | 0 | 33 | 11,117 |
[WP] Write a love poem in slam format. | You want to be loved but fail to give it
Don't you realize, your mark on me?
This maelstrom of fallacy that turns our tides
And once again I'm comforting you.
The flash and the burn, scorching our ties
Who was the gas? Who was the spark?
Who felt the need to twist so tightly
These ner... | 7 | 0 | 21 | 11,118 |
[WP] Write a love poem in slam format. | This advice is free,
That when you love someone, young man,
you give up your everything to that person, rich man,
and as you learn more about that person, smart man,
nothing new is a surprise or matters, witty man.
You'll argue and fight and gnarl and bite, tough man,
but you can't stop trusting your heart, sensi... | 4 | 0 | 21 | 11,119 |
[WP] Write a love poem in slam format. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 21 | 11,120 |
[WP] Write a love poem in slam format. | A love Like
I want a love
Like when we meet I have so many words, but so little courage to speak them
I want a love
Like when I’m falling asleep, I smile because I’m imagining the face she makes when she’s waking up
A Love
Like I want to buy boxes of lucky charms so I can take out all the hearts and spell out love not... | 6 | 0 | 21 | 11,121 |
[WP] Write a love poem in slam format. | You, with your Man hands,
Grasping my attention, my arms, my anything
(You cannot touch me)
Fumbled words out of your mind,
off of that bland tongue - flip flop mouth
And, yes, perhaps I laugh
These antics don't amuse me
I'd crumble you up if I took the time
Go on thinking that... deep, blooming flower,... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 11,122 |
Write a story about what those two criminals are doing at the beginning of Batman the Animated Series opening? | Link to the video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nB2OJnCko | 3 | 0 | 15 | 11,123 |
Write a story about what those two criminals are doing at the beginning of Batman the Animated Series opening? | "Vinnie. . ."
"Yeah, Roy?"
"Why we blowin' up the bank again?"
Vinnie sighed and rubbed his head. "Dontcha remember what the boss said?"
"Somethin' about evidence . . ." Roy trailed off at the end.
"Right, evidence. Someone's been blackmailing the boss and he's keeping the evidence at the bank."
"Oh. Ok. . ." ... | 5 | 0 | 15 | 11,124 |
Write a story about what those two criminals are doing at the beginning of Batman the Animated Series opening? | Allen was at home just on his computer minding his business. Nothing really important to do, just surfing around as he does with any of his free time. Reddit had become his life. An up vote here, down vote there. Nothing on the site that day really caught his eye. He decides to post. He was looking to see if he could u... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 11,125 |
[WP] A nuclear weapon detonates over a nearby major city during your morning commute to work | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 11,126 |
[WP] A nuclear weapon detonates over a nearby major city during your morning commute to work | Oh, great. I just spilt my coffee all over my passenger seat.
Definitely didn't need this after waking up late.
Every radio station is on commercial.
I pull a random CD out of my center console, and throw it in. It's the mix CD my very-recently-ex-wife, Kat, made me. I am starting to wonder if this morning could ge... | 6 | 0 | 6 | 11,127 |
[WP] A nuclear weapon detonates over a nearby major city during your morning commute to work | "Fucking assholes" I thought in silent frustration as a third car slowed to crawl in front of me and then slowly pulled off to the side of the road. I turned down my radio and listened intently for the sound of sirens... Nothing. "What the fuck is wrong with people these days?" I wondered out loud.
Then I saw it, the... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 11,128 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | "Sanity...is a luxury I cannot afford," he said.
Zevra pushed the man back with all her strength. He fell back several feet and landed on the thick carpeted floor, his knife still in his hand. "Oh you're strong," he said as he stood up, "not that its going to help you."
She reached into her medical jacket and pulled ... | 15 | 0 | 67 | 11,129 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | He leaned in close, tears running down his face.
"Sanity," he said, as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford."
The point of the blade pressed against her chest, slowly at first, then with greater ease, as the fight left her. The tip of the blade slid between her ribs until the bone ... | 12 | 0 | 67 | 11,130 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | [deleted] | 48 | 0 | 67 | 11,131 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | He had it all, talk shows, a best selling book. He had made an occupation out of being a carer, the steady rock for his wife to cling too during her storms. Her insanity unmatched in it's tenacity and it's ability to rip peoples relationships apart, to hallucinate horrible things; and yet, he kept it together.
James ... | 3 | 0 | 67 | 11,132 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | ***First time posting. Criticism is appreciated.***
Jess and Gary hadn't fought in weeks. Things had never been this good between them. Gary had brought flowers home after work on Tuesday, and today Jess was wearing one of the daisies behind her left ear.
The smell of bacon permeated the kitchen, and much of the res... | 4 | 0 | 67 | 11,133 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said, as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford."
This wasn't the first time and it wouldn't be the last time that Rowan had taken a life. He'd been doing this since he was 14 and he'd found his stepfather plunging that sa... | 3 | 0 | 67 | 11,134 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | The platoon entered the room.
We gazed into the corner, seeing our target.
"We were sent to this hell hole to kill her... this is insane"
He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford.", killing the 8 year old girl. | 1 | 0 | 67 | 11,135 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | *Every character, the story itself, and the style of writing, all parody Kurt Vonnegut Jr's short story "Harrison Bergeron," and every element was written from* ***spiteful memory****. http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html is the original. Keep that in mind if you're reading it*
The year was 2148, and every... | 3 | 0 | 67 | 11,136 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | “Jack” was his name. At least that’s what his shirt said. Of course it was a Wonder Bread delivery shirt from probably the 1950’s. The tan fabric was faded and worn thin in the shoulders. The stitching that held on the path was flawless however. The craftsmanship was either quite fine or Jack had taken pride in ke... | 1 | 0 | 67 | 11,137 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford."
A second passed, possibly more. In these tense situations, time seems almost infinite. A sharp sound broke the silence.
"Pfffffffffff!" She let out an intense burst of air,... | 3 | 0 | 67 | 11,138 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | The lock clicked with the key turn to the left but failed to open as Amy lowered her left shoulder into front door and turned the knob. Of course, the instant she shifted her weight to gain any kind of thrust, she remembered that the lock is actually one of those diurnal exercises in the banal, routine frustrations tha... | 1 | 0 | 67 | 11,139 |
[WP] He leaned in close, tears running down his face. "Sanity," he said as he tenderly inched the knife into her chest, "is a luxury I cannot afford." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 67 | 11,140 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | Well. There goes everything. Mom. Dad. The dog. My overpriced internet and cable bundle. The smell of the ocean. Those tea kettles with the netting so you can make loose-leaf tea. Why me? Out of all the great people who just died a fiery, horrid death, why am I still alive? I'm just the person they hired to do a safety... | 10 | 0 | 26 | 11,141 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | Jordan rubbed his eyes and looked again. He didn't know who to call, or what to do. He couldn't believe what he just saw, and yet, it was all happening, all so very real in front of his eyes. Jordan Miller was always a simple man. For 20 years, Jordan walked into his lab at 9am, hair combed and a medium black coffee in... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 11,142 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | The minute he opened his eyes he felt it. It wasn't the physical blast which had occurred some hours before in the midst of his sleep, but a sudden emptiness echoing down the white-washed halls of the station, saturating the artificial air and suffocating him of any hope for escape from this mechanized hell. He moved s... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 11,143 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | You come up here to get away from it all. You go back because you're lonely.
That's wrong, sure, but it's what was keeping me from eating the barrel of a shotgun for the past two years.
They sent me up here solo. Figured I didn't need help. Part of me wants to believe it was some sort of prank. Probably Fred, from a... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 11,144 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | I feel the heat. I hear the screams. In space, unlikely. Home, for everyone i've known and never known, is gone. This group of experts, astronauts, scientists, and politicians is all that remain. Then there's me, a lottery winner. I should have stayed with the rest of them. I only entered the damn thing for the cash pr... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 11,145 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | The docked resupply shuttle had just shoved off with a few crew members inside, all anticipating open skies and media interviews, when the world blinked out of sight.
I was near the aft porthole, which offered a spectacular view of our many sunrises and sunsets as we whirled around the globe at 8 kilometers per second... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 11,146 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | Boom. The earth erupted like the throbbing head of a syphilis pustule. The event was witnessed by two men, likely more, traveling at thousands of miles an hour in the International Space Station.
"Well, fuck..." said Astronaut Tom to Cosmonaut Aleksandr. Without the Earth's gravitation pull, the station would be hurle... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 11,147 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | Did it matter what happened? One day it was right there, green and blue, a simple of hope and life, and the next it had winked out of existence. Just like that. Maybe it had raptured away. Who cared? Who really gave a shit? The crew didn't know how to react. The human imperative to survive had first struck, all grim hu... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 11,148 |
WP - You Are On The Space Station and Earth Implodes | "well shit" | 3 | 0 | 26 | 11,149 |
[WP] Your country was invaded and a new government has been established. You commit an offense against the new state and are to have a public execution. At the execution, you get away somehow, and have 30 seconds to speak to a mass of oppressed citizens before you get gunned down. What do you say? | Listen! LISTEN!
My time is short, but yours is long. I have escaped their grasp to spread this message to you.
This is not the world we were born into. These are not the laws that we, as the natives of this land, agreed to.
This government that has tried to force it's will on us is just a group of people with a fal... | 4 | 0 | 6 | 11,150 |
[WP] Your country was invaded and a new government has been established. You commit an offense against the new state and are to have a public execution. At the execution, you get away somehow, and have 30 seconds to speak to a mass of oppressed citizens before you get gunned down. What do you say? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 11,151 |
[FF] 1-3 lines description of an elecrtric creature(image linked). | Lightning-Hog, a very territorial creature. The average lightning-hog is capable of producing a 1000 volt electric shock. If encountered in the wild it is best to back away slowly until out of view. | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11,152 |
[WP] Make me cry. | Life's a one-way journey that you gotta walk alone.
When you're born, sure, there are people to take care of you, but they're complete strangers to you, and neither of you can communicate with each other.
When you die, if you're lucky, you have someone there with you, someone you care about. But even then, at the end... | 11 | 0 | 20 | 11,153 |
[WP] Make me cry. | His tiny hands and tinier toes
wiggling as he finds escape
over the wall that holds him in
and keeps him from the rest of the world.
The wild sounds surround his ears
beckoning him to their distant state
as he finds his footing on the sand
and wanders towards the colorful shimmers.
Without a hand ... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 11,154 |
[WP] Make me cry. | Once I heard the news I had to get out of that room. There was no way I could deal with the raw emotion that I for sure left behind. Jessica I'm sure was either in tears or about to be. My parents would be consoling her not long after and I'm sure drinks would be proposed. I however, refused to let myself be overcome w... | 13 | 0 | 20 | 11,155 |
[WP] Make me cry. | Wake up, daddy.
Little hands pulling on a quilt
Wake up, daddy!
Little fists pulling at pajama lapels
I saw her through the smoke
Told her it would be OK, so she would let go.
My partner in an RCFD spacesuit grabbed both parents.
He's a tank. Nothing stops him.
I run out the door, and hand her to a waiting... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 11,156 |
[WP] Make me cry. | How exactly does one go telling someone else--what they did to someone else? You don't go up and say "I pushed your daughter down the stairs, it doesn't look like she's alright", or "Looks like I accidentally hit that boy (is he yours?) with a rock." But what else could he do when the inevitable words came: "Where is y... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 11,157 |
[WP] Make me cry. | Pooh would approach Eyore and smile. "Eyore, why do you always build your house of sticks outside Kanga's house?"
Eyore ignored Pooh, and continued to build his house. "Oh botha" Pooh said. He walked away.
At half past noon Roo would always come hopping out of the house. Eyore looked forward to these moments. He... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 11,158 |
[WP] Make me cry. | I love you forever
those words shall ring
as the last thing you hear
when lights go dark
and warmth fades
I love you
as tears stream
when sparks don’t fire
and the touch feels weak
I love
will be said a thousand times over
as you might forget
but I’ll keep saying it until my mouth grows numb
so you’ll alw... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 11,159 |
[WP] Make me cry. | This is a true statement
_______
Telling the kids is always the hardest part.
I wish I could let them live in ignorance of the problems we have. We aren't in the best situation. My wife is a disabled veteran, and while she receives some money for the government, it's not much considering the area we live in. I'm wo... | 11 | 0 | 20 | 11,160 |
[WP] Make me cry. | I saw the same plane hit the same building that everyone else did, but a 10 year old doesn't even register the kind of shock that is required in this sort of situation. I just went with the teacher who brought me down to the office, I met my Dad who was talking to the principle. Everyone looked at me and spoke in hushe... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 11,161 |
[WP] Make me cry. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 20 | 11,162 |
[WP] Make me cry. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 20 | 11,163 |
[WP] Make me cry. | gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
...
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat me... | 0 | 0 | 20 | 11,164 |
[WP] Make me cry. | They're drifting. Two souls through life; lost and directionless. Life's current shifts into place and they find one another in the never ending drag. They cling to each other, finding solace only in the fact that there's something to hold onto. The current keeps sweeping them along, and in time they are bound together... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 11,165 |
[WP] Make me cry. | "Hey Gravemind."
"Yeah?"
"Just remember, you asked for this," I say as I squirt the lemon in his eyes. | 7 | 0 | 20 | 11,166 |
[WP] Make me cry. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 20 | 11,167 |
[WP] Make me cry. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 20 | 11,168 |
[WP] Make me cry. | For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.
Turns out it wasn't mine. | 1 | 0 | 20 | 11,169 |
[WP] Make me cry. | [This](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1vuo9g/wp_during_a_zombie_apocalypse_you_are_hiding_from/cewmxt6) made me tear up just writing it. | 1 | 0 | 20 | 11,170 |
[WP] Chemtrails are revealed to be real but the conspiracy theorists were wrong about who was using them and why. | "What the fuck is this," demanded the President as he threw a manila folder at General Clapper. Clapper sat facing the President in the oval office and raised an eyebrow.
"Barry, don't bust my balls, you tell me what that is," he asked pointing to folder.
Obama cleared his throat, "The executive branch AI system w... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 11,171 |
[CC] Entering the foray of children's book writing | Hi there!
I've removed your post because it appears that it was not in response to a specific prompt. [CC] and [PI] should only be used if you'd like constructive criticism on a prompt response. If you'd like critique on something you've written outside of WP, such as this piece, try posting it in /r/KeepWriting, /r/s... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 11,172 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | The sun rose and there was silence.
We looked beyond our veil, down to the place of our children; the beautiful home we had created some short or long time ago. We saw oceans and mountains, cities and deserts. We heard wind and rain, thunder and waves, but We did not hear our children speak.
We looked closer. The... | 53 | 0 | 52 | 11,173 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | Heaven was quieter than I ever remember it. I gave Peter the day off that he deserved since, well, forever. Tomorrow would probably be a long day for all of us.
"Oh hey there, cherub," I said to Jane. She was our newest employee, with an excellent background. She was also one of our youngest at 26. In our line of w... | 15 | 0 | 52 | 11,174 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | A glorious new day has dawned onto Heaven. But I can't shake the feeling that something is…different. The typical buzz of our heavenly work is not here with us. As I stroll down the avenue to work, I see no one around. From down the avenue comes Maneciel, a fellow Messenger.
"Hello, Maneciel! Blessèd morning."
He lo... | 5 | 0 | 52 | 11,175 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,176 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,177 |
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[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | There was a gentle rapt-tap-tap on a vast, sprawling oaken door. "Come in," bore a voice of resounding clarity.
Through the crack filtered a tiny man struggling to pull his wings through the doorway. As a few feathers fluttered down into a plume of clouds drifting across the floor, the tiny man adjusted his tie, strai... | 2 | 0 | 52 | 11,179 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | "Okay mate. Alright - yes don't worry about it. Uhuh, uhuh... Right. Look, I best be off, got the Ps to deal with. Alright Satan, take care now."
God put down the phone and glided slowly into to the sorting office.
*Those fucking seraphim kids!* He chuckled as he was greeted by an empty room, *Always hiding my work s... | 7 | 0 | 52 | 11,180 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | The people of Earth prayed a billion prayers to the Heavens above.
"Protect my brother tonight."
"Guide my dying mother into your kingdom"
"Help me find a job."
"Help me find food."
"Help me make money."
"Help me get revenge on my boss."
"Hurt her new lover!"
"Guide my bullet."
"Kill my enemy!"
"Ravage their... | 6 | 0 | 52 | 11,181 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,182 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,183 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | It was time to try again.
The last time had been a disaster, just like the one before that, and the one before that. Stretching all the way back.
It was time to push the bird out of the nest again.
The last time had been bad. A global financial crisis. Billions of lives and futures stunted, crippled or destroyed ... | 0 | 0 | 52 | 11,184 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | The Gods had fought and he had always won. He had succumbed to many temptations, had his share of heartbreaks, but in the mist of all the turmoils, he was still the ruler of Olympus.
But time had passed. New Gods came to power, attracting new followers. Little by little the old Gods started to fade until one by one th... | 2 | 0 | 52 | 11,185 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | I like earth and humans. They are such contradicting creatures - humble and boastful, hateful and lovable. I have to say they are entertaining. Ever since the beginning of time, they have been creating stories to amuse themselves. Before they could even speak, they thought and dreamt and lied.
Now, it is the height o... | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,186 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,187 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | “Bless this food, this household, these wonderful children of ours. We thank you for the life you give us, keeping us safe every day. Amen.” Father always said prayers. “Thank you for the wonderful prayer today,” a Seraphim complimented. Thanks, the word of the day. “Pass the potato’s,” was also a fan favorite. Gabriel... | 1 | 0 | 52 | 11,188 |
[WP] A day where God does not receive any prayers | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 52 | 11,189 |
[WP] Dropping your friend off at the airport makes you realize something. | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 19 | 11,190 |
[WP] Dropping your friend off at the airport makes you realize something. | She had this short brown hair that liked to stick up at the very nape of her neck. It was like she had been wearing a hat all day, and had just taken it off, all the time. When I would say something stupid, her mouth would twitch at the left side. I swear she has permanent lines now. Her favorite word was "presbyterian... | 18 | 0 | 19 | 11,191 |
[WP] Dropping your friend off at the airport makes you realize something. | You were always the main man, the show-off, the joker. "Get a grip!" you'd say, "man up!"
Do you remember that night we sat looking up at the stars? As the night passed by and the sun rose up along the dusty and barren horizon, it occurred to me I had never spoken about my life and my father with anyone before, let al... | 4 | 0 | 19 | 11,192 |
[WP] Dropping your friend off at the airport makes you realize something. | He boarded the pathetically small aircraft. The smell of burnt rubber ebbed in through the open windows, making me gag. I've always had a weak stomach, but being mainland for so many months had taken its toll. There was little that could be done at this point.
He was already gone.
When I had spent mornings retching... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 11,193 |
[WP] Dropping your friend off at the airport makes you realize something. | Weaving in and out of the minivans, pickups, and priuses watching for red and blue up ahead required all of his attention. He only nodded occasionally, politely, while she continued her long train of thought that covered such diverse topics as how mad she was at that slut to how much she would miss her shower. She smil... | 2 | 0 | 19 | 11,194 |
[WP] Sterling Archer in Silent Hill | Or whatever it's called... Cross post, copy post... Something. | 3 | 0 | 53 | 11,195 |
[WP] Sterling Archer in Silent Hill | The neon sign eerily flickered on and off over the small cafe. The town was an empty, desolate place. The cars parked along the street had their doors left wide open. Stranger still was the small bag food left rotting on the nearby park bench. The town was deathly quite, the only sound being the chilly breeze that whis... | 115 | 0 | 53 | 11,196 |
[WP] Sterling Archer in Silent Hill | Doors to small shops were left flung open by their former occupants and crows sung in the air as they crossed above the main thoroughfare. Streetlamps flickered and newspapers were blown across the street as Archer and Lana walked. Lana looked at the scene. "I think we're lost."
"We're not lost, we're just taking a li... | 8 | 0 | 53 | 11,197 |
[WP] Sterling Archer in Silent Hill | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 53 | 11,198 |
[WP] Sterling Archer in Silent Hill | This was my idea! Awesome! I was hoping someone would make a story for this scenario over in /r/whowouldwin | 3 | 0 | 53 | 11,199 |
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