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[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | The Brits are coming
Revolutionary war
Freedom for us all | 8 | 0 | 18 | 12,000 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Wade in the water
Grinding sand between our teeth
Haze of blood and lead
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[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Machine guns firing,
Men cut down in the water.
France will soon be free.
| 8 | 0 | 18 | 12,002 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | An experiment
Our world is being taken
Those damn dirty apes | 13 | 0 | 18 | 12,003 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Frozen to the bone
The Battered Bastards of Bastogne
Won't be coming home.
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**EDIT**: Decided to take up the Resolution Writing Challenge | 16 | 0 | 18 | 12,004 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | A life surrendered;
machines, men rain from the sky,
Atomic response. | 4 | 0 | 18 | 12,005 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Galactic Empire
Battle of Hoth Victory
AT-AT walkers rule | 8 | 0 | 18 | 12,006 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Sixteen thousand men
Entered Gandamak alive.
Brydon alone left. | 5 | 0 | 18 | 12,007 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | We stand three hundred
Against an army of gods.
With death, victory. | 3 | 0 | 18 | 12,008 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | A payment of blood
To unify a nation
The glory of war | 2 | 0 | 18 | 12,009 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | White supremacy
I have a dream he proclaims
Blacks are accepted
| 2 | 0 | 18 | 12,010 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Bloody Norman shores
Montgomery's men move in
Some pay Neptune's toll | 8 | 0 | 18 | 12,011 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | The mud is constant
Barbed wire grows amongst ground bones
A trench is safety | 2 | 0 | 18 | 12,012 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Scramble the fighters
Arizona has been hit
The Rising Sun comes
**(about Pearl Harbour)**
A starving city
Our hope is the road of life
Peter's town ruined
**(About the Siege of Leningrad/Sankt Petersburg)**
| 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,013 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Liberals may try
But Baby Jesus can't lose
Fox News saves Christmas
(please sense the sarcasm) | 2 | 0 | 18 | 12,014 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Baker says to cross,
I slip and slide down the bluff,
My corpse drifts for days. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,015 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | A long time ago
A galaxy far away
Rebels win freedom. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,016 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | Just three hundred men
Thermopylae under seige
Thanks, Gerard Butler | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,017 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | The retreat sounded
Spectators running away
Dixie's first hurrah
-On the First Battle of Bull Run | 2 | 0 | 18 | 12,018 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,019 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,020 |
[WP] A haiku about an historical battle. | The Alliance comes.
Orcs fall to the Elves and Men.
Sauron now trembles. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,021 |
[CW] Begin and end your story with the same sentence | "Oh, you're going to love this." He said, handing me a tall glass with an umbrella sticking out of it. "Can you believe how crazy this is?" He said, handing me the glass. I looked around. The music was loud and the band was good. I sipped the drink and looked to stage where some of the fans were dancing and diving into... | 7 | 0 | 5 | 12,022 |
[CW] Begin and end your story with the same sentence | This is **way** more than 500 words. I'm sorry. I tried to cut it down, but I only got it down to just under 1k. So, fuck it, here's the whole damn thing.
I've failed, technically, but I think the story came out pretty nice.
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“Give me a hand, will you?”
She looks at ... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 12,023 |
[CW] Begin and end your story with the same sentence | "C'mon, let's go!" she called to me, running ahead. I half jogged, half walked behind her, hoping I'd catch up eventually.
I came up next to her a few moments later, and I was exhausted. She was looking over a waterfall, looking incredibly elegant in doing so.
"Let's slow down from here on out, alright? Don't wanna... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 12,024 |
[CW] Begin and end your story with the same sentence | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 12,025 |
[CW] Begin and end your story with the same sentence | The naked man ran for his life.
He followed a straight line, knowing there would be no bullets to dodge. His pursuer was armed only with a knife and a rope meant for his neck. Aside from dodging the occasional cactus--a high priority given his state of undress--his only focus was putting as much distance as possible ... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 12,026 |
[CW] Begin and end your story with the same sentence | This is the end.
The ship had lost all automatic guidance and now could only be flown manually. The others had no idea how bad the damages to the system were becuase I told them I could fix it in 8 hrs, no problem. I spent 3 hrs trying to fix it and the next 5 rerouting power sources to ensure they could survive in ... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 12,027 |
[WP] In a future dystopia, a resistance group makes its last stand against superior government forces in the capital city after a desperate offensive goes awry. | It all seems so long ago now. Just five years ago, a small resistance group sprung up to combat the oppressive Ukyr Republic. Claiming injustice and trampled freedoms, the resistance quickly grew support. In weeks, it evolved from hundreds to tens of thousands; likewise, they grew ever more violent as Ukyr Special Acti... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12,028 |
[MP] An awfully big marine the boys call Camouflage | He crept through the forest slowly. He was a deer surrounded by wolves. He wouldn't make the mistake the other men had made. There had been twelve on his team when they'd entered the forest. As far as he knew, he was the last of them.
He studied the ground cover, straining to hear the sounds of the forest, but all he... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12,029 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | "Come on, just one piece..." urged Bertha. "It looks so good. Everyone loves food. Have a piece. You won't regret it."
"NO!" I said to the fat woman I call Bertha. She disgusted me. Her mouth was frothing at the lips like she wanted to take a bite herself. She stared at it with this intense look in her eyes.
... | 51 | 0 | 55 | 12,030 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | The waitress put the plate down in front of me, the table was just slightly too long for her to do it in any other way than to lean right across my eye-line. It wasn't a classy diner, so her uniform was already designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator, but this extra stretch gave me an eyeful of uplifted, la... | 6 | 0 | 55 | 12,031 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | Edward was sitting in his desk in a busy class room. He then heard the unmistakable sound of glass hitting against the ground accompanied by a lighting strike, even though it was summer and there where no clouds.
"Ah fuck not today" he said. Throwing his pencil down on his desk and resting his head in his hands. And... | 2 | 0 | 55 | 12,032 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | "Wake up," the voice whispered from my dream. "Wake up, there's eggs and bacon, butter and bread in the fridge." I did as he commanded. The voice was somewhere in the house, I think he was in the living room. I fried the eggs while my toast browned. "Another," he said. I already had three in the pan, so why not? A... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 12,033 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | “Damn. Don’t you wish that dime piece was yours?” Envy asks me.
“Me? No. That’s cheating,” I respond sharply.
“Doesn’t mean you can’t want something.”
“Maybe not. I’m not sure I’m comfortable talking to YOU about it though.”
“Whoa! Hey! C’mon, now. I thought we were friends? Holy crap, man. How about you, lazy? Wo... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 12,034 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 55 | 12,035 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | "Hey Hun." She said kissing me gently on the lips.
"Hey babe." I said. I lazily opened my eyes and did not see my girlfriend. I sat straight up in bed. "Holy fuck who the hell are you?" She raised her eyebrows questionably.
"So you're saying you don't remember?"
"Remember what?" I thought about as the puzzle clicked... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 12,036 |
[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins take physical form to tempt you. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 55 | 12,037 |
[WP] You are in charge of naming something no one has seen before | It's a strange fruit. It looks like a cantaloupe but It only grows under dusty couches. I will call it a dustaloupe. | 14 | 0 | 16 | 12,038 |
[WP] You are in charge of naming something no one has seen before | "Poke it again!" My friend had a sick sense of humor, prodding this unknown animal with a blunt stick before passing it to me. "Just make sure it's alive."
"It is, you ass. Look." I pointed to its large round eyes that slowly followed all of our movements with indifference, yawning a few times as we examined it. Takin... | 14 | 0 | 16 | 12,039 |
[WP] You are in charge of naming something no one has seen before | The call came in the middle of the night. They always rang in the middle of night. Why couldn they never find these things in normal working hours? I sat up, turned on the bedside lamp and immediately regretted it. With bleary eyes scrunched tight, I fumbled around for the source of The Undertones’ Teenage Kicks. Word ... | 6 | 0 | 16 | 12,040 |
[WP] You are in charge of naming something no one has seen before | Everything cried out in pain. My heart, my eyes, my soul. It was two days after, so fresh, so raw. We'd both acknowledged it; it wasn't working. That was the same day I left. And now I was here.
Yellow plastic encircling my eyes and bitter rubber forced up against my gums. The air pumped through it, sucked straight in... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 12,041 |
[WP] You are in charge of naming something no one has seen before | "Chairman, if you will give us the verdict."
The Chairman of the committee raised from his seat and clearing his throat. The world's press buzzed and a cacophany of camera shutters exploded.
"Under intense revision and scrutiny, the preservation of language, and in the interests of the world, we have named the item.... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 12,042 |
[CS] A set vague set poems about your journey through life (intended to be put to song) | Hi!
You tagged this as [CS] which is *Continuing Story.* Your post does not fit the criteria for a continuing story though. I flaired it as a simple *Writing Prompt.* | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12,043 |
[MP] You are sitting, back against the bar of a local place you frequent watching the weather change... | It was humorous.
To be honest, watching the snow slowly fall onto the streets as the traffic dwindled down to nothing almost made me forget why I was sitting in the bar in the first place. I always came here, especially when I wasn't in the best of moods, when something was bothering me and the walls of my apartment d... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 12,044 |
[WP] war breaks out in earth, while the astronauts on the International Space Station watch from above. | "Hello? Is anyone there?"
My voice echoed through the quiet corridor, as my coworkers, my friends, stood around me.
"Charlie? Come in Charlie, what is happening down there?"
Juliet stood by the window, her face looking down on the Earth below.
"Charlie?! Goddamnit, come in! Please!"
Two hours ago, our sensors pick... | 11 | 0 | 22 | 12,045 |
[WP] war breaks out in earth, while the astronauts on the International Space Station watch from above. | "We...have our orders."
"We're scientists. *They're* scientists. It's wrong to kill them. Besides, they're stronger than we are, and there's no way we can afford to kill them besides strangulation. Ever wonder how blood reacts in no gravity environments when you stab a man in the back?"
The two astronauts stared out... | 22 | 0 | 22 | 12,046 |
[WP] war breaks out in earth, while the astronauts on the International Space Station watch from above. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 22 | 12,047 |
[WP] war breaks out in earth, while the astronauts on the International Space Station watch from above. | Together
We fall sideways
the great oceans roll beneath,
a myriad of life.
I have seen everything
There ever was
On our terraqueous home
Every being
That ever lived
And every being
That ever will.
But then came the flashes.
From the best seat in the house
We saw those brief flares that chilled
Straight th... | 6 | 0 | 22 | 12,048 |
[WP] war breaks out in earth, while the astronauts on the International Space Station watch from above. | This time there was no mistaking the mushroom cloud. Jim watched as it pierced the blanket of clouds far below the space station. It was tough to tell because of his position, but it definitely looked to be in the area of western Europe.
Grady sat beside him, gaping. Neither said a word as they kept a keen eye out for... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 12,049 |
[CC] Tell a story involving a meal. (600 words or fewer) | The meat was dry and overcooked, there was no flavor to it at all. Salt and sauce couldn't salvage it at all. The vegetables were mush, no care taken to make sure they retained their original shape. The water had a gritty texture to it, most likely because the pipes were old and no one maintained them. Most would have ... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 12,050 |
[CC] Tell a story involving a meal. (600 words or fewer) | Any chance you can edit the story and split it into paragraphs? I'm getting dizzy just look at it. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 12,051 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | I should have listened.
The professors had warned us repeatedly, but the class, and I included, laughed it off and let the words slide in one ear and out the other.
Don't drink the damned water.
My butt hurts.
THE END. | 28 | 0 | 29 | 12,052 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | I love the smell of the crisp brown pages, it reminds me of my days of learning. I've chosen the rooftops of an 11th century Japanese palace to contemplate my last day before graduating from the academy. The beautiful sunset, lack of pollution and warm summer breeze never fail to calm me.
The open book I hold is exact... | 38 | 0 | 29 | 12,053 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | "And transmission in five... You ok Commander?"
"Roger."
"Four. Confirming time as current, date eight, zero one, nineteen seventy three."
"Confirmed"
"Three. Chrono shield in place, transforms holding. Two."
"Control, confirm life signs."
"Life signs confirmed and stable. Good luck Commander. One"
"See yo... | 9 | 0 | 29 | 12,054 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 29 | 12,055 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | Sailing across time's ocean is no bad life,
But there arrives a point
When you have seen every single
Possible outcome.
Branches don't fork infinitely
Upon the tree of the cosmos,
And curiosity drives you
To its very roots.
You never know why it is forbidden
Until cast adrift on time's shore,
Where there is m... | 3 | 0 | 29 | 12,056 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | "Never poop. Just don't." Roger finished, rotated his display so that the entire class could see an crossed out picture of a man looking comfortable on a toilet.
The class laughed. It was an odd thing to hear after hours and hours of paradox lectures. Maybe they were all tired and this was the lighthearted relief they... | 12 | 0 | 29 | 12,057 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | The rulebook for time travel has existed from the moment time travel was succesfully invented. Literally, the very moment scientists had succesfully created a time machince a man appeared and handed them the rules, they thanked him and he left. It was filled with every conceivable rule ranging from don't interfere wi... | 1 | 0 | 29 | 12,058 |
[WP] Beside the obvious rules like "don't interact with your past self" and "don't try to kill/save a historical figure", time travellers have a rule on the books that only makes sense when it's too late. | "Rule number one," the lecturer stated sternly, "is to not interact with your past self. Do not speak to yourself, do not allow yourself to see you, and..." He paused and sighed, "you would think I wouldn't have to add this, but never copulate with yourself. Temporal incest is highly illegal."
The faces of his student... | 2 | 0 | 29 | 12,059 |
[FF] You are an indoor cat outdoors for the first time. Are you in the country or the city? What is the season? What do you encounter? Do you get home and if so, how? What kind of cat are you? How old? | I hate the boy. The lady had left me with the boy today and we didn't get along that well for the most part. Here I am, nearly 10 years old, and my relationship with the boy consisted of an awkward pat on the head from time to time. My sister owned the boy, however. They really loved each other. I hate them both.
The ... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12,060 |
[FF] You are an indoor cat outdoors for the first time. Are you in the country or the city? What is the season? What do you encounter? Do you get home and if so, how? What kind of cat are you? How old? | That dumb dog...chasing me out here- Oh? What's that?
Glancing at the stupid dog, who was being pulled inside the...whatever humans call it. A nest, or a den? You get the idea, I hopped off the porch. Instantly, my fur was soaked by mud.
Ouch...maybe I shouldn't have jumped off the porch...
Sitting down, I turned t... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12,061 |
[FF] You are an indoor cat outdoors for the first time. Are you in the country or the city? What is the season? What do you encounter? Do you get home and if so, how? What kind of cat are you? How old? | Sorry if this isn't good like most of the other posts, I'm not much of a writer.
“Oh look, one of the large bald cats left the moving barrier out of place.”, I mewed to myself quizzically.
I mewed for a moment trying to get the attention of one the large cats to let them know what they had done. Feeling a cold breeze ... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12,062 |
[PM] I'm Behind on my Resolution: Prompt Me! | Tsk tsk, haha. Here's a couple:
You are a wrongfully imprisoned inmate at an insane asylum slowly becoming insane the longer you stay. You have a court date soon to free you. How does this affect your mind and do you make it in time?
It's a beautiful day outside and you have the whole day off and unlimited money. Wha... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12,063 |
[PM] I'm Behind on my Resolution: Prompt Me! | An uplifted feline and an uplifted canine argue about who has it harder when it comes to raising offspring. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12,064 |
[PM] I'm Behind on my Resolution: Prompt Me! | The voyager probe has become sentient. Write its thoughts as it leaves the solar system | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12,065 |
[PM] I'm Behind on my Resolution: Prompt Me! | A glass of wine, a flat tire on bicycle, and an unbeatable video game. Combine these three elements into one cohesive story. | 2 | 0 | 2 | 12,066 |
[WP] "Welcome to the Infinity Club, here is your welcome packet!" | I close the door and turn around, to look at my Shepherd's quizzical face. His ears are perked up, his tail a slow wag. He's only eight years old, and his hip dysplasia has only just begun to set in.
The letter told me that I have eternal good health. Could I trade that? Is it possible to transfer these perks? How is... | 13 | 0 | 18 | 12,067 |
[WP] "Welcome to the Infinity Club, here is your welcome packet!" | The envelope is surprisingly light considering its alleged contents.
After running through explanations in my head for what could have just happened, I come to my senses and dart out the door, peering right and left down the street searching for the mystery delivery person. No one to be seen except that guy that cycle... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,068 |
[WP] "Welcome to the Infinity Club, here is your welcome packet!" | I slid the packet out from underneath the dead mans coat.
It was a pale white envelope smeared with crimson and marked with a silver sun. I wiped what I could off and looked at the young man.
He didn't seem to be older than twenty five, he was or so it seemed homeless and rather unlucky, for he had shards of glass hu... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 12,069 |
[WP] "Welcome to the Infinity Club, here is your welcome packet!" | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,070 |
[WP] "Welcome to the Infinity Club, here is your welcome packet!" | He'd already made it to the tiny rusted gate at the edge of my garden when my freshly woken mind processed what he had said.
"Wait? What?"
The tiny rusted gate clattered shut in reply. The man was no where to be seen. I closed the front door and shuffled towards the kitchen, folder in hand. I couldn't think straight ... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 12,071 |
[PM] Give me three disparate elements to combine into one cohesive story. | A tattered overcoat, stale bread and an orange construction cone. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12,072 |
[PM] Give me three disparate elements to combine into one cohesive story. | A former professional fencer who lost both his legs, a steam boat from the early 1900's, and a bottle of really expensive bourbon.
Edit: typo | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12,073 |
[PM] Give me three disparate elements to combine into one cohesive story. | A dragon, fifty kilos of Uranium 235, and no safe place to store either. | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12,074 |
[PM] Give me three disparate elements to combine into one cohesive story. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12,075 |
[PM] Give me three disparate elements to combine into one cohesive story. | 1. A cheetah print dress-shirt.
2. A bag from McDonald's containing 2 lbs of mashed potatoes.
3. A single carrot. Forced into a secret life. Always on the run. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12,076 |
[PM] Give me three disparate elements to combine into one cohesive story. | A dinosaur, a magical bottle of rum, and a ballerina who lost an arm in the Vietnam War. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 12,077 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | A man mutters in his sleep
...
Help
echo
Help me
echo
I'm blind
echo
Help me
echo
It's whiter than white no, diamonds, no chrome.. glass! It's made of silica oh yes dear yes. This is what we need dear.
I'm blind
echo
Screams. I scream. Ice cream. Scream. I screamed. Ice creamed. I screams. I hear screams.
Help me... | 15 | 0 | 28 | 12,078 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | It was before the grimley time and the moon was oh so gibbous and the hills were waxen. The soldiers hadn’t come through yet. There was silence on the centrifuge. I think. The centrifuge was the key.
Of course, she was there, Joan of Arc, ready on the pyre and I was ready with a match. The gibbous moon did not approve... | 4 | 0 | 28 | 12,079 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 28 | 12,080 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | There were so many lights. So many. So many I couldn't count them all. But I tried. Tried lots of times. But every time I would lose count, lose count, lose marbles. Marbles? They weren't marbles. They were lights. Marbles aren't lights. Marbles are round, though, and the lights were round. Small and round a... | 4 | 0 | 28 | 12,081 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | I’m on my back. My eyes are open, and the bleak white ceiling tiles stretch endlessly beyond my peripheral vision. A clock, real or imagined, is counting the seconds, adding to minutes, adding to hours, adding to days. Am I going to sleep or waking up?
*One. Two. Three.*
Time to move. Arms, move to the side, bra... | 4 | 0 | 28 | 12,082 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | Most people would say that the prelude to the murders was the heroin habit. Not mine, my father’s.
I wouldn’t say that though. The heroin habit was the reason for the cereal and soup spoons were bent at a 90 degree angle near the top. It was also the reason that I’d come home to see pieces of furniture missing, thei... | 3 | 0 | 28 | 12,083 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | If a man irrevocably believes that he is insane, contrary to all evidence otherwise, does that make him insane?
Yes.
Yes it does.
And that is why I am here.
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[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | The door clapped to a shut, and I heard the little clicks of the lock. She was in her room again, indenting the comforter I bought her. That I *gave* her. What right has she to go there, to seek solace? I gave her that. It's mine.
"When did you get like this!" Her voice is strained, overly hoarse.
Probably yelling a... | 1 | 0 | 28 | 12,085 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | “So, Mr Wentworth, can you tell us why you're here?”
“Because I'm so confused by everything. I don't know what's real”. He paused, and regrouped slightly. ”I know that _this_ is real, but then...”, he hesitated. His eyes were wild and bloodshot, looking around, seeing but not quite comprehending. Understanding _enou... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 12,086 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | "What happened to you? What *happened*?
"I dunno. I don't...know. It was there, I was there. And then I wasn't."
"And you blame yourself for this?"
"I don't know who to blame, I don't know what happened. That's my problem."
"I think you have more problems than that. Deeper...*seeded* issues."
"I don't know what yo... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 12,087 |
[WP] A man who has gone insane, tries to work out how he went insane. | The room is dark and cold.
I lie in bed, it's harder then I remember.
It's so cold. How did it get so cold? I must have forgot to turn the heater on.
As I battle the fog of last nights whiskey I must have stumbled into bed.
The sweat is sticking to my hands, and my shirt.
Oh this is uncomfortable, my shirt clin... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 12,088 |
[CS][IP] The Ozone Club | "Calm the fuck down," said Jeva, reaching for her napkin. "Like, calm down right now or this deal is done."
Kargyra looked down at the table. He rubbed his finger on the small crack he'd caused, and sighed. Slowly, the patrons of the Ozone Club returned to their drinks.
Jeva placed the wet napkin to the side, and tip... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12,089 |
[WP] A cow becomes intelligent and self aware as it enters the slaughterhouse. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 13 | 12,090 |
[WP] A cow becomes intelligent and self aware as it enters the slaughterhouse. | Sorry for nitpicking, but cows are already sentient. | 2 | 0 | 13 | 12,091 |
[WP] A cow becomes intelligent and self aware as it enters the slaughterhouse. | "Okay, Homie. Have fun at the Laughter House." | 2 | 0 | 13 | 12,092 |
[WP] A cow becomes intelligent and self aware as it enters the slaughterhouse. | Cold. No food. Where grass? I moo. Friends here. All near. Ground strange. Hard. I moo. Moo?
I moo, therefore I am.
New words in my head. Strange. I did not think this way before. Did I? Did I even think at all? I struggle to remember what I thought of. Grass and grain, no doubt. Where is this place? We are all so cl... | 7 | 0 | 13 | 12,093 |
[WP] A cow becomes intelligent and self aware as it enters the slaughterhouse. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 13 | 12,094 |
[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty. | **Edit:** Whaaaat, I didn't even notice the gold until just now, thank you kind stranger! I really appreciate all the feedback I've received. Obviously, it seems a lot of us have been through similar situations. Go hug your kitties. :3
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It wasn't long after ... | 641 | 3 | 401 | 12,095 |
[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 401 | 12,096 |
[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 401 | 12,097 |
[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty. | Last Day:
The hot days are back. In the winter I lost my warmth, now the human says I'm nothing but fur and bones. I don't want the warmth now.
My human let's me out of my kennel and fills my water dish. He rubs my head and tells me I'm a good boy, and goes to get food. I try to cool down by lying in the darkness o... | 21 | 0 | 401 | 12,098 |
[WP] Cats and Dogs see us as immortal and unchanging, simply because we can easily survive to be forty years old, while they struggle to survive twenty. | *The small ape rattled the cage door unexpectedly.*
I was born in filth, many brothers and sisters expired within days. My mother a heaving mound of flesh, father pacing the small room, back and forth, back and forth.
I will never forget the excitement and terror that coursed through my veins as our canine prison was... | 13 | 0 | 401 | 12,099 |
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