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[WP] An immortal enlists in the army.	I loved being able to control the peak of someones life. To be able to extinguish their flame or let it burn on. And it was the flame of a religious man whose death was thought to be o-so-sweet. He ran at me, pulling a cord on his bomb jacket and erupting only a few feet in front of me. I was blasted back into a wall. ...	1	22	12,400
[WP] An immortal enlists in the army.	The man besides me pulled out a huge machete, lifted it into the air and yelled. "Leroy Jenkins!"	1	22	12,401
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	So one day, I was looking up at the sky with my friend, Shawn. We were just chilling outside the house party on the curb of the street. We didn't like being around teenage drunks so we went over there. Not 15 minutes later, I saw a shooting star! "Shawn! Look! A shooting star!", I yell in excitement. "Really? Where is...	2	11	12,402
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	"Well, fuck," Anna thought to herself, sitting, watching the newscast in her one bedroom apartment. You'd think that she would have a mansion given the state of wishes in the world, but staying up late and star gazing was for those who could afford to move away from the cities and stay up all night with no repercussion...	2	11	12,403
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	John cocked the rifle and lined up the shot. He didn't want to kill her, not really. But she had been the most accessible A-list actress on his list, and pancreatic cancer sure as hell didn't cure itself.	18	11	12,404
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	They said it was true, not a fairy tale. I don't believe it, I've never met anyone that could prove it. It's been said that certain shooting stars will grant your dearest wish. And so, I sit here tonight, wrapped in an old red blanket, watching the heavens for a falling star. The sun had set a mere hour ago, the sky a ...	1	11	12,405
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	[deleted]	1	11	12,406
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	''Is it true what they say? That when you wish on a shooting star your wish comes true?'' ''No'' He replied. He believed he was the only man to know that this was a lie, for not many people were fortunate enough to wish at the exact right time, and not many were paying enough attention to realise that their wishes r...	1	11	12,407
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	Lucille looked at the man across the table from her, a stranger, and blinked. How had she gotten here? She looked down at her glass and found it empty. Was it wine she was drinking? The glass smelled faintly of it, like it had been finished for some time without replacement. Her eyes felt tired, and her cheeks were we...	1	11	12,408
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	I wrote a short comic script. Panel 1: Blackness. NARRATOR We made the darkness. Panel 2: Grungy city street in Jerusalem. It looks post-apocalyptic and dark. NARRATOR This isn't the result of some nuclear disaster. What you see is what you get, and what we have is darkness. PANEL 3: View of the back...	1	11	12,409
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	The shooting star I had been waiting for appeared in the sky. “I wish for-” “HOLD IT!” I jump at the sound of the voice. I had been alone, hadn't I? Of course I had. I turn around, and there is a genie. An actual, living, real, genie. “I'd think twice if I were you before wishing on that star,” he says. “Do you kno...	1	11	12,410
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	Gunned down. Ammunition low. She floats gently down towards the scorched Earth. Muzzels flash, Hell's broken through. It'll all be over soon. Artillery ripping through the darkened night skies of a quiet Italian village. Fear not for the 82nd is here. Thus they be too late in this short story. For our last man standing...	1	11	12,411
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	San Francisco was dark. Ten million people crowded precariously onto a thousand or so rooftops, necks craned to the night sky. Some talked and laughed, enjoying the hectic atmosphere; others pushed madly through the fray, inching for that extra glimpse of space. Still others stood silent and determined, necks aching...	1	11	12,412
[WP] A World Where Shooting Stars Actually Grant Wishes	"I wish my crush reciprocated the feeling." "I wish I aced that test I didn't study for." "I wish my parents would get back together." "I wish daddy would come back from war already." "I wish I could stand up to my bullies." So many wishes granted. So much hope added to the world. But then Darren the Dick (a rather un...	1	11	12,413
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I dropped out of school, started my own business, made that business rake in hundreds of thousands of dollars, but lived my life entirely in work. I know everything about making money, but nothing about love; I think I'd enjoy it if you were the one that taught me how to.	10	39	12,414
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I will never force something which is better received - waiting has been my game for many years, but I'm done playing. You're the bonus to this level and the love I never thought I'd have.	1	39	12,415
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	The bacon glistened with grease, being hot out of the pan, as the crisp tomatos and lettuce sit patiently on the freshly toasted bread. I put together the most succulent sandwich you have ever tasted, and hand it to you as you play video games with a playful smile on my face.	13	39	12,416
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	1	39	12,417
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Your mirror lies; you reach out and you grasp at the reflection, never seeing me just behind you, seeing you and not the girl you think you are.	17	39	12,418
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I saw you on the street today, walking your dogs in the snow. You slipped, I hesitated, and I've spent the rest of the day trying to catch you.	83	39	12,419
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	As you look down at your arms the world shifts, and your very definition of love changes. 'It's a girl'.	31	39	12,420
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I promise I won't pee in the house ever again. Can I have another belly rub?	51	39	12,421
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Hey. Want to make some mistakes together?	39	39	12,422
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Your mouth shaped around the glowing cigarette, the haematic red of your dress, the pain in your eyes. Nothing in life, nothing, can compare...	5	39	12,423
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	"What's wrong with me?", you asked. Too many things to count, but I love each imperfection.	15	39	12,424
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I sail a lonely vessel in an ocean squall. You are my guiding moon, never to be eclipsed at all.	10	39	12,425
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	"I like to play video games. And I have a vagina."	35	39	12,426
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	People say never judge a book by it's cover but I think people are better compared to time. No second is like another nor is it as wonderful, beautiful and inspiring, but the horrible thing about it is that you enjoy it only until is it gone.	3	39	12,427
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I love chicken, I love Pie, I love snowy clouds in the sky. Sorry what were we doing again ?	3	39	12,428
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	He remembered to put the subtitles on. You never even had to ask.	24	39	12,429
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	She reaches for you in her sleep. Soft murmurs and breath on your neck; little promises of more to come.	26	39	12,430
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Me: I want you to tell all your friends about me. You: Who are you? Me: I'm Batman.	1	39	12,431
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	0	39	12,432
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I feel like doing something stupid. You down? edit: /u/PodgeWrites beat me to it.	5	39	12,433
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	-1	39	12,434
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	1	39	12,435
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	You see that cave over there? It looks dangerous, let's explore it.	1	39	12,436
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	He had an awkward limp, patchy fur covered in blood and dirt, smelled of rotting flesh, and little blood suckers jumping about his emaciated body when you nearly tore my arm off to take him home. Now his tail thumps from side to side every night I crack open the door to turn off your bedroom lights.	9	39	12,437
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	2	39	12,438
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	She looked at me and smiled, the sand clinging to her skin. As the sun rose over the sea, she leaned in close, her fingertips barely touching the hair on my neck, and whispered "thank you for a lovely night."	1	39	12,439
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	For the longest time, I was trying to write a song. Finding you gave me the melody.	10	39	12,440
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I'm often told that I'm a talkative person. But when I saw you, I couldn't catch my breath.	7	39	12,441
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	You. You on Christmas, on a Sunday morning, naked in the ocean, holding me in the rain, shivering with a fever, after being told your grandmother might not make the night; I want you always, all ways.	2	39	12,442
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	One look from across the library was all it took. Your face, your eyes, your smile cut through me like a cold January wind; I'm falling.	1	39	12,443
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I saw you sleeping on your open textbook in the library, so I brought you some coffee. I wish I'd had the courage to leave my number.	8	39	12,444
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	"Koalakontrol, on this day, the 10th of February 2020 you have been found guilty of the future crime of falling in love, which it has been determined will happen 6 years and 4 days from this day. As you know such a bond between two people, tampers with their loyalty to the state and so, before this terrible crime can t...	-2	39	12,445
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	You finish your melody on the grand piano and look up at me with fire in your eyes. And that is when I fall.	1	39	12,446
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	My first love actually said this one to me so I can't take credit: "I know you, I see you. I can see who you are so clearly and yet you're constantly at war with yourself, I wish I could take all that away" This was after he broke up with me because he couldn't give me the one thing I wanted most for my future, my bes...	5	39	12,447
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	1	39	12,448
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I want to spend the rest of my life protecting your sweet innocence. If you ever worry about a thing, I will have failed.	0	39	12,449
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I've got bacon and Nutella, wanna fuck?	3	39	12,450
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	1	39	12,451
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Tits	-1	39	12,452
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Every time we fought, words broke us like bullets through our bone, stomping out angrily on the other. Luckily, the other never fell so far to leave the pieces so broken.	1	39	12,453
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	1	39	12,454
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	I'm rich.	1	39	12,455
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Each day you rise; from the east, heading west. Setting gently in a pocket hidden 'neath my breast.	1	39	12,456
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	As I looked into those hazel eyes, I saw your hopes and dreams becoming my own. Now, sixty-five beautiful, funny, heartbreaking years I still remember when I had you.	1	39	12,457
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Looking up at the stars thinking of you, coming up with a reason as to why I loved you for every star I counted. It was all going so well, until I ran out of stars.	1	39	12,458
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	She was a woman you wanted to kiss even when she tastes like last night's cigarettes, the kind of woman you can't wait to make mistakes with.	1	39	12,459
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	[deleted]	1	39	12,460
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	A sly smile, crystal blue eyes, a look of what could be, and not a second of admiration goes bye. Gone, beyond your grasp, leaving you only to imagine what could have been.	1	39	12,461
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Look, I won't promise to be the perfect boyfriend, nobody can be that. What I will promise, though, is to be the best I can, whether or not you love me.	1	39	12,462
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	Life is a journey where we discover, inspire and dream - trying to make ourselves the best that we can be. On this journey, I need someone else to judge me mercilessly, and without remorse, but, with care and affection - in the way only you can.	2	39	12,463
[FF] Make me fall in love in two sentences or less.	It's like when you find something you didn't know was missing. He filled the void I didn't know existed.	1	39	12,464
A man sitting on a park bench, shuffling off his mortal coil as the world ends around him.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	1	12,465
[WP] An actor takes the stage. With one line of dialogue, he changes the audience in some way.	The build-up is mediocre. The play, the one you'll enjoy in the moment, but forget the moment you leave the theatre, or so it would be, had it not been for the twist. The twist of the century, the millennia. Something to be remembered by, forever. Something to anchor her to history, forever. The audience just sees her...	9	9	12,466
[WP] An actor takes the stage. With one line of dialogue, he changes the audience in some way.	I wish that you would wake up. I wish, that you would wake up. I WISH. THAT YOU WOULD WAKE UP. All I see around me are those that are asleep. Those that lie dormant and submissive, those that accept all that we have and all that we are given without a second thought. Those of us who have grown cynical, tired, and c...	2	9	12,467
[WP] An actor takes the stage. With one line of dialogue, he changes the audience in some way.	The audience waits with anticipation as they watch the lead character read a letter from his brother. The character discovers that he has been betrayed, and contorts his face to display an array of emotions. He takes a dramatic pause before he looks at the audience. He then gasps in shock. “Hmm, it appears that my hou...	1	9	12,468
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	3	33	12,469
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	"Now why in the fuck should I spare you?" I looked down at this little gray man down on his knees, head much larger than mine and eyes as black as the night. "Give me one reason I shouldn't blast your fucking brains out." The thing looked up at me and blinked, a single tear coming out of its desolate eye. "Mister we...	7	33	12,470
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	"Welcome to earth!" Johnson's boot connected with the alien's face. "You come down here and try to mess with our planet?" The alien gurgled unintelligibly, its head craned upward at the soldier looming above him. The boot came down again. "English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!" The alien, eyes full of remorse, gurg...	8	33	12,471
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	"Do you not see that we had to rule you? The human species is naturally self-destructive. We had to try to help you! To civilize you. You were not going to last much longer. The more intelligent of your kind realized that from the start. If you had just let us fix you, you could have had a place in the world." "You ta...	5	33	12,472
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	Edit: Forgot to mention that I tried to model this off of Mordin Solus, from Mass Effect. Similar speech and thinking. Hope you enjoy. _____________________________________________________________________________ Resistance was unanticipated. The ships encountered at First Contact were rudimentary. Humans have advan...	25	33	12,473
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	I don't know what we expected. A bug war maybe or little green men? I read a series of books once that had the invading aliens as reptiles. Well, they look nothing like what we expected. Vogels we call them. It was members of the Bundeswehr who made first contact with them. They described them as great big bird like be...	8	33	12,474
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	Kevin stood with his gun pointed at the thing's gnarled-looking head. It cast it's yellow eyes at him and made a sigh-like sound. It was trying to speak. "I commend you for surviving so long." It said after a few moments of sounding out the words, "I had not thought your kind capable of such." Kevin said nothing but ...	2	33	12,475
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	Dylan’s eyes stung from the smoke hanging in the air – smoke and the putrid smell of burning flesh, human and Capir both. More Capir than human though, thank God. Their grotesque yellow-gray bodies littered the battlefield, some still clutching their guns, some mutilated beyond recognition. He had a hard time feeling b...	3	33	12,476
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	In killing me, you lose. You lose this battle, you lose this war. You see, our war is not fought with warm bodies and flesh. Our war is fought with ideas. With minds. And you, your people, by the way that they treat one another, and by the way that they inject venom into their words and knives into men's hearts. The wa...	2	33	12,477
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	She knelt down in front of me in surrender. No, not she, it. "Please, you've already won. You have nothing more to gain from killing me" her voice wavered and tears rolled down her face. No. Not her, it. "Come on Mike! Kill it!" Jackie commanded behind me, her voice rough and hollow. I gripped the gun tighter. Why co...	4	33	12,478
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	Mike Chapman swallowed and tried not to act nervously. It was hard, trapped in an elevator with a truly gigantic specimen of a United States Marine. Bulges in the patterned camouflage fatigues betrayed both the presence of Kevlar vest and at least one of the captured Punch-pistols. The Marine uniform was unusual - t...	6	33	12,479
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	My people are fleeing. The invasion was unsuccessful, as was abundantly clear from the messages sent by our impotent leadership, beaks quivering from their delirious fear, telling us to flee. Around me I saw soldiers- though I hesitate to use the name for these poor cowards- abandoning their arms and rushing back to ...	5	33	12,480
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	Elliot heaved a large piece of debris off his leg, and crawled away from the wreckage. He waded through a sea of dead soldiers and extra terrestrials without end. Someone (or something) coughed, and Elliot pulled his sidearm. One of the aliens was leaned against a crashed fighter, struggling for life. Elliot felt a sw...	3	33	12,481
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	"It was meant to be futile...Resistance that is. The first strike brought a heavy loss, most of the Earths population was killed, and a 7 year war was started. Resistance is futile was the message we kept hearing, from these bastards that offered life as a slave, or death as a free man. As you could guess, people chose...	2	33	12,482
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	There it lay in front of me, their kind nearly caused the extinction of mankind. they were ruthless, showed no mercy, and to our knowledge, possessed no emotion. And there it was, bound and at my disposal, the leader of the army that came to destroy us." Any soldier would gladly take this opportunity and put a round in...	1	33	12,483
{WP} After a failed invasion of earth, an alien begs for mercy from a human soldier	##"Vela" Liam approached his old house, on a mission. The windows had been boarded up, but the front door had not. When the invasion first started, he and his family had thought that it would be enough to lock the door, and barricade it with a dresser. He remembered a strange, brown liquid washing in from under the d...	2	33	12,484
[WP] Pure unadulterated love for 3 payments of $49.99	You have to flick it hard, cause if you inject something with a bubble in, it can kill you. So I'm standing in a motel bathroom in a pair of boxers and a dirty shirt. All the money I have to my name is next to the sink. Three quarters and a dime. But I have love. Been scrounging for it for weeks, saving up the cash ...	9	4	12,485
[WP] Pure unadulterated love for 3 payments of $49.99	[deleted]	3	4	12,486
[WP] Pure unadulterated love for 3 payments of $49.99	[deleted]	2	4	12,487
[WP] Pure unadulterated love for 3 payments of $49.99	She left me with the sudden grace of a forgotten breath, and at times it feels like she took my last breath with her. I wake up some nights, scared and unable to breathe, grasping desperately for her in the dark, but I only ever feel the cold touch of her empty spaces. Sometimes I try to picture her there, hair askew i...	2	4	12,488
(WP) When they weren't rocking out, Queen had a second job: Superheroes. Write an encounter between them and a similar band of supervillains/rock stars.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	3	12,489
[CC] Again?	can you please post the prompt this was inspired by?	1	2	12,490
[WP] North Korea holds a hunger games. While the contestants actually do kill each other the games are filled with hunger-based puns and the winner receives a gag gift.	[deleted]	1	4	12,491
[WP] North Korea holds a hunger games. While the contestants actually do kill each other the games are filled with hunger-based puns and the winner receives a gag gift.	hey, i am removing this post. it is too close to a [previous post](http://redd.it/1st961) from a month ago.	1	4	12,492
[WP] A vague set poems about your journey through life (intended to be put to song)	I can't format poetry but I like to make sentences sound nice together so I'll try and contribute! I'm not in love. I am in like. Or lust. Or both. It isn't a candle lit at both ends Or a stick of dynamite, it was (Was, not is! the past tense hurts) Like a double ended firecracker. Not as devastating, b...	1	2	12,493
[WP] Cauliflower becomes poisonous. This seemingly insignificant event leads to the end of mankind.	Jasmine stirred the boiling pot and added the green food coloring. This should get the bastard. "Are you sure you want to prepare the meal all by yourself?" asked Piper, the maid. "Yes Piper, just make sure Robert has enough to drink." Piper nodded and grabbed the last six pack. Jasmine sprinkled the special shredd...	5	8	12,494
[WP] Cauliflower becomes poisonous. This seemingly insignificant event leads to the end of mankind.	"Eat your veggies, Timmy" Timmy eyed the white trees that were left on his plate. Hiding them under a serviette would be no good under his mothers watchful gaze, she had finished her dinner and was now waiting for him. "But Mum," he said, impressively breaking her title into several syllables. "They taste crappy and ...	2	8	12,495
[WP] Science proves that the universe is a computer simulation. Five years on, what's happened?	If you ask the masses today of what a team achieved at CERN in 2016 that changed their life, they will stare blankly and ask what you mean. Some of their eyes will flicker while doing it and some with ignore the question. I mean how would you react if someone asked you what your feelings were about an event that was y...	11	15	12,496
[WP] Science proves that the universe is a computer simulation. Five years on, what's happened?	When the news hit, not everyone believed it. Gradually, over time, the evidence became irrefutable, and the people who believed grew. You could always tell who they were. Some killed themselves, too eager to see what happened if they did. Some took to the streets, taking whatever they wanted- the fear of repercussio...	4	15	12,497
[WP] Science proves that the universe is a computer simulation. Five years on, what's happened?	Disclaimer: I am not a native speaker, so I am sorry for any grammar mistakes. You can PM me with corrections. This is my first WP, I hope someone likes it. It was a common friday. As usually, I woke up before my alarm. I went down to the kitchen and prepared breakfast. In a little while Mandy joined me. We talked o...	4	15	12,498
[WP] In a fantasy world, the final battle between the two most powerful wizards is taking place: One is about to close the source for all magic, rendering all healers and wizards in the world useless. The other one is a tyrant.	Marcus had not lived a long life. It had only been a week since he had turned twenty, and yet he held the unfortunate feeling that his life was about to be over. The world around him had become completely torn apart by magic to the point where it was unrecognizable; at which point, it was then torn asunder again and ag...	2	6	12,499

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