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[EU] It's established in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe that Santa Claus is -- canonically -- part of Narnia. What is less well known is the critical role his magical abilities played in the early wars against Jadis, the White Witch
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[WP] It's a well known fact in the galaxy that when in an ideal environment, and left to their own devices long enough, that humans will intentionally make things more difficult for themselves. Which is why they're banned from going to any Utopian-class worlds.
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[WP] It's a well known fact in the galaxy that when in an ideal environment, and left to their own devices long enough, that humans will intentionally make things more difficult for themselves. Which is why they're banned from going to any Utopian-class worlds.
“No humans,” a robotic voice came out from the alien’s translator. Their many tentacles prevented the human from proceeding even a step further. “What?!” the human had clearly not done their research, for U-class planets have a blacklist of species in order to uphold peace and keep everyone safe. Humans are top of the...
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[WP] A t-rex is cloned! It acts like a giant chicken. The world is not amused.
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[WP] A t-rex is cloned! It acts like a giant chicken. The world is not amused.
His boss glared at him as the ground shook with each step. The project they spent billions on… had turned to a fluke before their eyes. All that time and money going into fossil acquisition, DNA extraction, sequencing, and finally the cloning of an extinct species- utterly wasted. Terrence Thalmoore shrunk as the T-R...
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[WP] A t-rex is cloned! It acts like a giant chicken. The world is not amused.
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[WP] upon humanity joining the star confederation they were briefed in all the cosmic horrors and other dangerous wild entities or animals, that turn out to be just common animals
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[WP] upon humanity joining the star confederation they were briefed in all the cosmic horrors and other dangerous wild entities or animals, that turn out to be just common animals
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[WP] upon humanity joining the star confederation they were briefed in all the cosmic horrors and other dangerous wild entities or animals, that turn out to be just common animals
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[WP] The young orc warrior got killed in a freak accident involving a carriage. The next thing he knew, he was in a strange place, with buildings so tall they scraped the sky and vehicles that ran without horses.
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[WP] In your dystopian society, soldiers have to visit houses every week to make sure no criminals are hidden. And they love to come to your house: home backed cookies, hot coffee and a good conversation are always there. Then one day, they find out you are not alone.
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[WP] In your dystopian society, soldiers have to visit houses every week to make sure no criminals are hidden. And they love to come to your house: home backed cookies, hot coffee and a good conversation are always there. Then one day, they find out you are not alone.
It was quiet in our corner of the district. Just far enough away from the capital that we didn't have the constant eyes of drones and guards everyday, but still close enough to benefit from lower costs on goods. The government had incentivized living closer to the capital district by charging more and more for goods th...
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[WP] Humanity doesn't have much to offer the galactic community- other races are better artists, builders, engineers, etc. But we are super popular for one reason: Humans will turn damn near anything into a sport.
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[WP] Humanity doesn't have much to offer the galactic community- other races are better artists, builders, engineers, etc. But we are super popular for one reason: Humans will turn damn near anything into a sport.
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[WP] Alien TV producers have to hide that their hit anthology show, Earth, is actually just a real civilization's history as people investigate
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[SP] "She had words like a murmur of a brooklet"
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[WP] The superhero stages their identity to be outed by a villain
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[WP] The superhero stages their identity to be outed by a villain
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[WP] “Why shouldn’t I just paralyze supervillains? They hurt people the longer we keep ‘em around!”
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[WP] The hero sighs as she gazed upon her lifelong villain again, growing tired of their back-and-forth fights and encounters that lasted for decades. When asking if they could stop the useless fighting, he responded back saying, “I don’t want to stop. This is all I have left.”
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[IP] This my cat Perseus (Percy for short) write me a fluffy adventure story about him (no sad endings please)
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[WP] For every Valentine’s Day you write a heartfelt letter addressed to someone random who you believe would be lonely for the holiday. You jokingly decided to write an extra one to the Goddess of Love, yet unexpectedly a reply filled with anger, dismay and some interest in you came back.
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[WP] In a school of magic most excuses for incomplete assignments are accepted because the supernatural is norm there, so students get a slap on the wrist. But the teachers aren’t willing to believe your story!
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[PM] Any story prompt you or people you know would really like to read
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[PM] Any story prompt you or people you know would really like to read
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You wake up, but something is off. Everything seems different. Slightly darker, more damp. You notice mushrooms. So many. In every alley, every sewer, every moist corner, even in the water, making it glow a light purple.
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[WP] You, a normal person, came across a secret meeting place for mythical beasts and they somehow look happy to see you. You want to figure out why.
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[WP] You, a normal person, came across a secret meeting place for mythical beasts and they somehow look happy to see you. You want to figure out why.
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[WP] You, a normal person, came across a secret meeting place for mythical beasts and they somehow look happy to see you. You want to figure out why.
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[WP] You, a normal person, came across a secret meeting place for mythical beasts and they somehow look happy to see you. You want to figure out why.
"It's good to have someone who doesn't talk about trees constantly," the dwarf responded. "It's good to have someone who doesn't talk about mines constantly," the elf responded back cheekily. The two seemed like good friends. "Food." The vampire took in my expression and grinned. "Relax, I wouldn't. Just pulling your...
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[IP] My shihtzu dog Buddy
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You wake up from cryostasis at your destination......
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[WP] You wake up from cryostasis at your destination...
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[WP] You wake up from cryostasis at your destination...
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21[F4M]I will send and sext whoever ups this snap: roseavala
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[WP] You are dying but at least you were surrounded by your family,you smiled.What you didn't know they were only concrete put by them so you would felt less lonely.
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[WP] You are dying but at least you were surrounded by your family,you smiled.What you didn't know they were only concrete put by them so you would felt less lonely.
*It's not so bad, it really isn't.* By all accounts, it was. Dying alone, homeless, surrounded by crude claymen to give the illusion of a group, was generally assumed to be a bad way to die. Ginny learned early it was all a matter of perspective. Pick her youth. Normal parents, normal friends. Everything so desperat...
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"Why do you keep a certificate of appreciation from a primary school on your wall, and a Medal of Honour in an old lunchbox?"
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[WP] "So, what about the world?" A said to B, "What about it?" B huffed. "You can't just- let it go in shambles!" A tried to reason as B looked in their eyes, unwavering. "I'd rather leave the world in flames rather than leaving you alone."
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He was a bastard. A cold, merciless killer, and a son of a bitch. The hero told him that, too, as her body refused to operate under her own power.
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[WP] "Why do you keep a certificate of appreciation on your wall, and a Medal of Honour in an old lunchbox?"
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[WP] He was a bastard. A cold, merciless killer, and a son of a bitch. The hero told him that, too, as her body refused to operate under her own power.
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[WP] He was a bastard. A cold, merciless killer, and a son of a bitch. The hero told him that, too, as her body refused to operate under her own power.
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[WP] For the longest time, you thought you had no powers. It took losing an arm for you to realize you could manifest literal phantom limbs.
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[WP] The belief of a one true god is divine propaganda, created to ensure that every deity would receive at least some worship due to the ambiquity of such a being. The gods are starting to realise that an equally small portion for everyone isn't enough to sustain anyone. Radical solutions follow.
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[WP]The young girl looks wide-eyed at the harbor.”It looks like at take all the world’s steel to build! How many such ship are there?” The admiral replies “Of this immensity, only one. But you can be sure that as soon as our enemies see it, there will be two, miss”
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[WP] 500 years past since Great War, society began again. You as a peasant farmer till your newly bought land and dig up a intact automaton of that era. It wakes at the crack of your hoe against its glass face.
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[WP] A tyrannical sorcerer put a curse on the world that no firearms will work. You, a descendant of Mikhail Kalashnikov, accidentally fired a gun; defying the curse. Your hero or villain origin story begins
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[WP] A tyrannical sorcerer put a curse on the world that no firearms will work. You, a descendant of Mikhail Kalashnikov, accidentally fired a gun; defying the curse. Your hero or villain origin story begins
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[WP] A tyrannical sorcerer put a curse on the world that no firearms will work. You, a descendant of Mikhail Kalashnikov, accidentally fired a gun; defying the curse. Your hero or villain origin story begins
Guns, the only thing non-mages had that could fight the Sorcerer King, the most powerful and tyrannical sorcerer in history. 50 years ago, he finally concocted a curse the could cover the world and make firing any sort of firearm impossible. With the loss of guns this sorcerer's minions swept through every country on t...
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[WP] The Hero Party of a medieval fantasy world have somehow been transported from their realm and ended up in yours. For now, you must look after them and help them navigate a much more technologically advanced, and morally complicated, world until they can return to their own.
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[WP] The greatest superhero the world has ever seen has a dark secret. He used to be the world's most notorious and feared villain, but he used a magical artifact to rewrite reality to give himself a second chance and a clean slate. He's mostly reformed, but old habits tend to die hard...
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[WP] Little red Riding hood but Little red riding hood is a lovesick stalker of the Big bad Wolf
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[WP] Little red Riding hood but Little red riding hood is a lovesick stalker of the Big bad Wolf
"If little red riding hood starts sprouting fangs, we shoot her," said the hunter in his hut, before looking at a sad Forester, "or axe her, depending on the weapon on hand." "Why kill my granddaughter?" Asked grandma who wasn't fundamentally against the idea, as long as the reasoning behind had the common courtesy to...
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[WP] Little red Riding hood but Little red riding hood is a lovesick stalker of the Big bad Wolf
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[WP] Little red Riding hood but Little red riding hood is a lovesick stalker of the Big bad Wolf
Little Red was walking through the forest to deliver a basket of goodies to her sickly grandmother. Unfortunately, this was one of her many consequences for partying too hard with the faeries and getting caught by her mother. Little Red was not a fan of visiting Grandmother, she was old, her house smelled like stale mo...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
"Merry me!" This was the infamous call of Angel Faux. Every night, Slash Salvatore would chase her across the skylines. Leaping past the buildings darkness, harking for that call. "Merry me," Angel Faux would laugh, "Merry me, merry me, *dead* is the night and I am merry." Angel Faux's burlap sacks of stolen goods m...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
I glide down the aisle, hoping I survive the walk. I don’t trust my fiancé. There just might be a hitman sitting in the audience with a pistol under his coat. Maybe I’ll taste a subtle hint of rat poison in the champagne. But I make it to the altar in one piece, all my limbs attached and my heart still pumping. If it...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
"hands up where I can see them" my voice was rough from running, but I have done it I caught the most wanted criminal in the world, Claudia Herman. The villainess I've been chasing down for years is finally in my hands, this case can finally be closed after all those hours in the office, all those days of overtime,...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
"Agent 6, aren't you happy?", Agent 8 teases as they slap 6 in the back. "No more stupid rivalries, or back stabbing, or those stupid arguments that just make us think 'just fuck him already' you know?". 8 takes another big swig. "I didn't expect to get this far, I honestly didn't mean it," 6 hardly taking a sip of her...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into... I don't even know how it happened. It just did. In the blink of an eye, I was down on my knee with a ring in my hand, asking my worst enemy to marry me. I was surprised, to say the least, at his answer, which was an overjoyed "YES!" Now I'm in a pure white dress, my hair al...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
It was a typical Monday morning, and Jane was rushing to get to work on time. She had a big presentation to give and couldn't afford to be late. As she was gathering her things, she stumbled upon a small velvet box that she had no recollection of owning. Curious, she opened the box and found a shiny diamond ring nestl...
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[WP] You accidentally proposed to your Arch nemesis but are surprised to find they actually like you and happily accept your proposal. You wonder how you never realized this as you walk the aisle with them.
I turned to look at her, dressed in a flowing white gown with her dirty blonde hair flowing over her shoulders in waves. *I never thought she'd like me like that. I didn't know* I *liked her like that,* I thought. *But now I'm here.* The soft tapping of my shoes against the wood floor in the church as I walked was dr...
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[WP] You wake up from cryostasis at your destination, only to see it already bustling with civilization. They say they figured out FTL travel while you slept and offer you a ride back home, but there is no "home" for you anymore. Everyone you loved is gone, every place is changed beyond recognition.
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[WP] When the knight shouted, 'Taste my blade heathen', the last thing he expected was the said heathen to take a bite out of his sword.
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HIRE Me
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[WP] During President Zelensky's US visit, an American agent teams up with a member of his security detail to derail an assassination attempt.
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[WP] During President Zelensky's US visit, an American agent teams up with a member of his security detail to derail an assassination attempt.
Hi u/ThestralDragon, this submission has been removed. **Politics:** We are not currently allowing political prompts (see rule #7) as the aim of the sub is to encourage people to write and political prompts are leading to arguments instead of stories. * *This was removed [based on the comments it's likely to attract...
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[WP] He walks into to his business early that morning. As he approaches his office door, he hears noises coming from inside. When he walks in he sees himself in the same suit and tie, already there on the business call he came in early to make.
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[WP] He walks into to his business early that morning. As he approaches his office door, he hears noises coming from inside. When he walks in he sees himself in the same suit and tie, already there on the business call he came in early to make.
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[WP] You infiltrate a secret meeting to find out what your enemy is planning next. You're not sure what to think when it's just a huge party... and it turns out all 'secret meetings' are like this!
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[WP] You’ve always liked doodling and being artistic, it wasn’t until a high school art class on hyper realism that you discovered your real talent was otherworldly.
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[WP] You’ve always liked doodling and being artistic, it wasn’t until a high school art class on hyper realism that you discovered your real talent was otherworldly.
The sound of a jiggling lock awoke me from my nap. I wasn’t too upset about being awoken though, I mean, I spent most of my time sleeping. I turned my head around to face my cell door, rapidly blinking my eyes to adjust to the harsh fluorescent lights above me. I excepted it to be one of the guards, dropping off my din...
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[WP] You and your friends went camping in an area where nobody has every really been before to the best of your knowledge and discovered that anytime someone goes somewhere nobody’s been before you can receive any one thing. Throughout most of human history that thing was food, but y’all got…
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[WP] A little gnome lives in your pocket. He leaves you alone most of the time except when you're about to spend money. Then, it turns into a violent madman no matter the payment method you choose.
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[WP] In a post-apocalyptic world, people fear the strongest gang of all: A group who lay claim to all the Build-A-Bear Workshops and use them to build fluffy, cuddly weapons. They are the Build-A-War Gang.
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[WP] As one of the summoned hero’s you have the hero specific ability to assign your skill points to, after handing out nearly all of them you were betrayed. With a bitter vengeful heart you developed the unique ability “forced skill steal” Hero turned villain/antihero story prompt^
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Instead of Calling Something a Tall Order; Saying it's Like Treating Sepsis?
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
First-Lead Ohn stood in the middle of the gleaming bridge of his vessel. He was unhappy. He didn't like to be unhappy. "Repeat that, Second Sub-Lead?" Ohn said, his mottled green lips a flat line. Second Sub-Lead Furkaq undulated uncomfortably at his station. "Sir, the...ah...we are receiving communications from C-...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
On the ground, second week door-to-door. Alien underlings sent out to get an accurate population count. (Disgruntled, drafted, underpaid lizard alien underclass, all unhappy when tasked, "Nnaaaahhhh, do we *have* to?????") * Ding dong* *knock knock* We stare at them from doorbell cams. Then .... We open the door. ...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
Mi-Turkn slurped down his plate of alkorn beef and kikrich eggs which his soulbonder, Ki-Maknh, prepared lovingly. Their spawn swirled their mouthparts about the dishes, avoiding their hand tools. Ki-Maknh cleaned their faces with a warm damp rag while Mi-Turkn took care of the dishes. Mi-Turkn then left for work, as...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
Anglack hated his job. As Planetary Survey Underlord, it was his appointed duty to travel to planets marked for resource extraction and appraise their capacity to resist invasion. The academy had made it sound like exciting work: "See the remotest reaches of the galaxy! Visit strange new worlds! Meet exotic lifeforms!"...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
Our satellite drones reached Sirius at an unfortunate time. The beings there had just formed a United Nations of sorts, and were voting on the matter of interplanetary relations. You really can’t predict how your technology will effect other races with body composition much different from our own: to my mind, that’s th...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
To begin with, Yaren had walked into the living room to see his human dormmate with a face as red as Mars and almost doubling over. Well, the *real* beginning of this was some nine-and-a-bit Terran Solar Cycles ago, when Yaren's race, the Greys, had a couple of their researchers crash-land on Earth, leading to a rathe...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
We come during your breaks. Peace, they meant I suppose. It's the reason certain politicians could launch campaigns to build walls to defend against illegal aliens. For some reason these beings didn't either bother with lawyers or simply did not have technology for it. Universal translator? Sure, but screw the universa...
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[WP] The first aliens to visit Earth rushed development of their universal translator and it's still not out of beta. "Take me to your leader" comes out as "I want to speak to your manager." It gets wackier from there.
A female voice came shouting out of the speaker "representative! We speak to representative!" A brave man stood up. "I am the representative" The people looked up in awe of his bravery. The uncanny lizard like humanoid approached. "Swim free! Couch bitch!" The brave man was stupified. The people began to murmur. ...
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