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[WP] Murder is legal, but you have to pay for it. | He stood in the queue inside the recently erected government building. The sky outside was grey. He stared at his watch, thinking, *Christ, how fucking long is this going to take? I've already gone through the waiting list bullshit and now another line?* It seemed as if he'd be here for hours.
Much to his delight he ... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 13,600 |
[WP] Murder is legal, but you have to pay for it. | “How much?”
“Huh?”
“HOW MUCH.”
“Are you being serious?” He looked at the paper and then he looked back at me.
I nodded once and glared at him.
“Listen, this isn’t some sort of…I don’t know, man. This isn’t what we do,” he said, shaking his head and looking disturbed.
I showed him the ad I had printed from online.... | 4 | 0 | 20 | 13,601 |
[WP] Murder is legal, but you have to pay for it. | They're always in red envelopes.
Ever since the program began, red has taken on a new meaning. Crimson slips of paper being sorted and delivered by the same people who have given you the mail your entire life. I tell myself they're just doing their job, but without a return address it seems difficult to not to blame t... | 32 | 0 | 20 | 13,602 |
[WP] Murder is legal, but you have to pay for it. | It's kind of like a hunting license. The system was set up decades ago. You just go up and apply. There's a set number of 'tags' available and if you win the lottery system, you can purchase one; good for *one* life. Even better, they're blank. You can kill whoever you want.
They're expensive. In fact, one of the fi... | 7 | 0 | 20 | 13,603 |
[WP] Murder is legal, but you have to pay for it. | A pretty penny's what you'll pay
to have any one life taken away!
An ex, a bully, or a violent husband?
Pay a hefty sum, and I'll think of somethin'!
I'll stab em, shoot em, stick em in a stew!
Have them kicked by a kangaroo!
The sky is the limit,
possibilities infinite!
Come see what I can do for you! | 4 | 0 | 20 | 13,604 |
[WP] Murder is legal, but you have to pay for it. | "Hi, honey?" She moaned, throwing an arm over my chest. I stared up at the ceiling, my blood-shot eyes locked open. "You miss me last night?" I looked at her, moving my eyes only then slowly let them come back to the ceiling.
*You've been cheating on me with Fred, bitch!*
"I'm going to make you some pancakes, tiger."... | 4 | 0 | 20 | 13,605 |
[WP] Owning a fairy tale item leads to real world complications. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,606 |
[WP] Owning a fairy tale item leads to real world complications. | "Well, shit." Jeffrey Stevens, head of the Iowa Tourist Board, said for the fifth time today.
His VP (and wife) Sally Stevens sighed in agreement. "One kid. Five beans. And Iowa used to be beautiful.
The Iowa Tourist Board HQ, a nondescript five story gray building in the heart of Des Moines, was usually empty, sav... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 13,607 |
[WP] Owning a fairy tale item leads to real world complications. | Susanna sighed, as she closed the door behind her. After a long day of school, the sixteen-year-old girl wanted nothing more than to take a nice, hot bubble bath to end her day. Taking off her shoes, Susanna immediately made her way towards the stairs, not greeting the rest of her family as she entered the bathroom. ... | 8 | 0 | 5 | 13,608 |
[WP] Owning a fairy tale item leads to real world complications. | Classifieds
**WANTED:** A magic ring of mine was stolen several years ago by some hooligans. I had given up all hope on ever finding it, but some employees of mine have discovered that it recently fell into the hands of some midgets living on the west side of town.
I'm asking the ring thieves to come quietly, but if... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13,609 |
[WP] A wormhole opens and sucks your characters iPad to a random person in the past. | I'm scared to go outside. Everything seems the same right now, the white walls of my apartment are as boring and bare as they always were, not plastered with totalitarian propaganda as one might expect. Stepping outside, however, is a different issue. Who knows what differences I'll encounter when I step into the world... | 11 | 0 | 12 | 13,610 |
[WP] A wormhole opens and sucks your characters iPad to a random person in the past. | The man looked at me for seconds from the other side, then quickly reached through the vortex and snatched my iPad right before the dimensional opening or whatever it was vanished as suddenly as it had appeared, the room as before, as always, except now arguing for an ordered Universe of laws and against my sanity.
T... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 13,611 |
[WP] It's 30,000 years ago, give or take, and you're the last Neanderthal. And you know it. | The sun was setting on the glory that was the age progress.
Fire.
Art.
Love.
All of these things and more, they are our legacy. But we shall not live to see the fruits of our progress, for H. sapiens have taken over the land. They mated with our women. They beat our warriors and children to death. And then, t... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 13,612 |
Modern Day Ender's Game | Hey,
Don't forget to tag your prompts, check out the sidebar for more details!
Thanks :) | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13,613 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | I was looking at this beanie cap today. And as I was trying to decide whether it was cold enough to wear it or not, I realized something amazing.
This beanie cap is very much like God. I know this may sound strange at first, but let me explain.
I've worn beanie caps all my life. But as I grew up, I started to use i... | 14 | 0 | 16 | 13,614 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | This mornin, I turned on my radiator, hoping to feel it's warmth. Then I realized something. Ain't that why we go to church? To feel warm? To feel comfortable in the loving arms of the lord? So, folks, here's what I want you to do.
Tonight, when you go home, prey that the lord may be more like a radiator. May he be l... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 13,615 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | "God is a lot like a USB cable. One end connects to a powerful device of seemingly endless possibilities. The other connects to a recipient; a device of lesser power, that draws energy and information from the greater device. Despite man being unable to see the information being delivered to and fro between these incre... | 6 | 0 | 16 | 13,616 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | Look at us. Hundreds, seated in this glass edifice, adorned with accoutrements of technological advancement. You there, in the back, you see me on this massive screen above, you can see the cracks and crevasses on my face, the flittering of my eyelashes. My voice - it carries forth five hundred feet, thanks to the mira... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 13,617 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like you all to take a nice, good look around you today at your fellow man. Now, *as* you look around, keep in mind that God, Himself, put each and every one of them here - as well as he put you here.
There might be some in the crowd that you're seeing that you like, and then there might be ... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 13,618 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | I did something today I am certain many of you have done before. I walked out the front door got into my car and realized I had forgotten something very important, my phone. I rushed back inside and made sure to grab it before I continued on my way. I thought it funny, this little piece of technology has such a huge... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 13,619 |
[CW] Pick an object, it can be something around the room or whatever comes to mind. Got one? Ok, now... | God.. is like a water bottle. With me here, I have a water bottle. Notice it. It's completely transparent, it will let you know for sure that you are holding a bottle of water, and not one of gatorade. God is like that clear bottle. He wants you to have all the facts, so he gets them written down and in every book stor... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 13,620 |
[WP] Dirty Deeds & Co.: Your company orchestrates staged murders for clientele wishing to commit suicide or be erased from existence. | "So, Mr. Jones, your just interested in a simple termination contract? We can handle any disposal, funereal arrangements, or a more elaborate death. Are you sure you aren't interested in anything else?"
"Well, There isn't really anyone who wants a funereal. I thought that disposal was included in the termination contr... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 13,621 |
An Atomic Love Story |
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An Atomic Love Story | They say it isn't wise, to associate with them. They're to be contained. Locked away. Even though it wasn't their fault that they were radioactive. That everyone and everything their fingertips and lips touched exploded, impacted by extreme heat. It wasn't their fault, the forest fires reaching tendrils across the tree... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 13,623 |
[WP] Horror in Six Flags | In the dark. He liked it.
Hidden amongst the crowd on All Hallow's Eve, Samuel, as others called him and as he liked to be called, tip toed along the cobblestone path. Above him and around him, the shadow of metal behemoths creaked and groaned in the last whisper of October winds. Their signs no longer lit, the Scramb... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13,624 |
[IP] An Alter By the Beach | "Filthy whores." The old woman murmured while standing in front of the grotesque altar, "Unclean. Most unclean. You must be purified by the flames."
The altar made of both the dead and the living was created by the townsfolk. Their town was not on any maps. Those who happened upon the town did so by accident. If you w... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 13,625 |
[IP] An Alter By the Beach | "By the gods, who do you think assembled this travesty?" Leon Falls inquired to his companion, whose name he had not yet gotten. They had met up at Fogsdrop Inn by a stroke of chance. Leon's companion had intervened when a drunken couple of oafs had started a fight with him in the bar area. The companion didn't find th... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 13,626 |
[IP] An Alter By the Beach | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 13,627 |
[IP] An Alter By the Beach | There is no god, at least not the one I was lead to believe in, and I fooled others into believing in. Up until the 3rd of July, 1752 I was completely certain that there was a god, the god of the Bible, who had a son who sacrificed himself to absolve our sins. However, what I saw that day changed that belief forever.
... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 13,628 |
[WP] 17 year-old male doesn't fit in with the other kids at school. Make me sympathise with the character. | "I hate this place." The scream burst out of me, beyond my control.
"You shoved a baseball bat up my ass!" As I pointed, the memories came back. Of being shoved headfirst onto the locker room floor. Of having hands grab at my ass cheeks. Of the horrible tearing sensation.
"And you----" I tried to let the flow b... | 8 | 0 | 3 | 13,629 |
[WP] a world where coffee is treated like a hard drug | The best part of waking up.
They told me i need to get help, I don't. I can stop whenever I want ya know? I work hard and in this work I get tired. Really tired. What the hell am i supposed to do, exercise. I don't have time for that and I stil have a bad leg. So i have to find other alternatives, ya know?
The Machi... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 13,630 |
[WP] a world where coffee is treated like a hard drug | Jesus Christ.
It's been two goddamn days since I've had any mud. It's been a bitch hiding the withdrawal. I've been dragging ass, my head is splitting in two and I'm irritable as hell. I'm telling you right now, if fucking Ethan forwards me one more goddamn "funny" picture of his dog I'm going to jump into his cubicl... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 13,631 |
[WP] a world where coffee is treated like a hard drug | Let me paint you a picture.
I'm driving down the interstate in my Lambo (I know, right?), hyped out of my fuckin' mind. I'd say I was probably going about 90 miles per hour. When I tell you I was hyping, you have no idea. I had just scored a can of the blackest Colombian bam-bam I've ever laid eyes on. The shit wa... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 13,632 |
[WP] a world where coffee is treated like a hard drug | “Are you ready?” Julie licked her lips in anticipation...
“I've been waiting for this all day...” she has no idea how much I mean that.
I first got hooked on the java while backpacking through Colombia after college. One of the local girls invited me to party with her...and they party hard down there. The beans are... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 13,633 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | "Think it'll hurt?" A boy, dressed in black, sat on top of a rock, facing the horizon where the ocean touches the sky. There was a faint dot in the sky, the news had claimed that it was a nuclear bomb. However they don't know who sent that bomb, nor why the President failed to discover it before it entered the country.... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 13,634 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | "Isn't it perfect?" she said, staring up at the sky, cloudless and blue. The waves crashed on the beach with a gentle roar, and as he closed his eyes it reminded him of his mother, rocking him to sleep.
The colors that danced behind his eyes normally pleased him, but now it only put a knot in his stomach, so he went ... | 8 | 0 | 13 | 13,635 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 13 | 13,636 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | "Anything to say?"
"As ususal, nothing at all." I said, tiredly.
"Welp, at least you have a reason this time. Usually, you just never say anything. And, when you do, it isn't very important."
We shared a laugh at my expense. One of our last, it seemed. I clasped her hand in mine, and we stared out over the dark se... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 13,637 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | We sat in silence. The waves rushed back from the sand and revealed that long stiff section of rocks turned to tiny little grains from so many years of being beaten down by the sea. Soon, we would turn to tiny grains. I looked at my girlfriend as tears streamed down my cheeks. She was far too perfect to be disassembled... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 13,638 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | "This sand is weirdly soft."
"Right? How have we not noticed that before?"
"I guess we're usually focused on other things."
My back was against the warm, flat rock that tilted at just the right angle to lean against. I felt the weight of Natalie's head on my shoulder, and tried to shrug downward to make it more comf... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 13,639 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | "This is it. I never knew this could've come so fast," I tell her. I give one last hug. We reminiscence over the adventures we've went through, the happy times, sad times, and morbid times.
"Five more minutes until we part." I get up, walk around, take a sip of my final meal, a sandwich and Thai Tea.
Two more minutes... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 13,640 |
[WP] A nuclear bomb is about to hit your town and you can't escape, you sit on the beach with your girlfriend waiting for death. Describe what happens and what you say in the last 10 Minutes of your life. | There never really is a good time to break up with someone. Especially now, since they dropped the bomb. It would seem too much to drop a second one on her today. It has been 2 months of struggling to hold our relationship together, two months of trying to keep our tempers in check before it ripped our lives apart. Now... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 13,641 |
[WP] Story set in a "Perfect Society" as envisioned by a RedPiller | You might like /r/talesofprivilege
Edit: this is probably [the best one so far](http://www.reddit.com/r/TalesofPrivilege/comments/1sghf7/a_fun_day_at_work/) | 2 | 0 | 8 | 13,642 |
[WP] In a world where love is outlawed, a teenager falls in love for the first time. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 13,643 |
[WP] In a world where love is outlawed, a teenager falls in love for the first time. | I was terrified. I felt something I had never felt before. Something they always taught us was evil and bad. They, our teachers, called it *Love*, something that had been outlawed for many many years. My parents and my teachers and their parents had all been created through IVF and that is how I knew I would have kids ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 13,644 |
Tell a joke. Subvert my expectations. | Yes, I know it's not tagged. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 13,645 |
Tell a joke. Subvert my expectations. | Telejoke: Mover 6, Thinker 4. Telekinesis and minor debilitation due to power-layered "jokes."
Subvertigo: Tinker 7, Breaker 4. Specializes in flying craft and weapons. Limited control over gravity.
Auntie Joke: Thinker 6. Hypnosis via anticlimactic "comedic lines." (*see also: Telejoke* - aunt)
All classificati... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 13,646 |
Tell a joke. Subvert my expectations. | A computer salesman and a political pundit walk into a bar.
\**walks away without saying anything further*\* | 1 | 0 | 6 | 13,647 |
[WP] Take a comic from the paper. It could be a single panel, like 'The Far Side" or a multi-panel, like "Calvin & Hobbes" and translate it into a short story. No word limit, but please provide a link to the comic. | http://fromoffshore.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/far-side-microbiology-midterm.jpg
Everyone knows that college can be difficult. Moreso when one chooses to take difficult science courses. But Roger had no idea quite how difficult things could be.
When he began his college career, he knew what he wanted to do: be ... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 13,648 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | [deleted] | -4 | 0 | 10 | 13,649 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | She was already gone... 4AM. She was my first in six years -- a moment of weakness, really. My girlfriend was of the conservative religious influence, and would have no "unholy pleasure." I had gone to the movies on my own after we hit a bit of a rough patch in our relationship, which begins the story of how I met "... | 17 | 0 | 10 | 13,650 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | His stomache felt sick. He wanted to throw up. He also wanted to cry.
This wasn't how things were supposed to turn out. He was supposed to be a valiant and pristine ruler, someone the people could look up to.
He wanted to gouge his eyes out. The sun was too bright. He felt Dizzy.
Today was not a good da... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 13,651 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 13,652 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | I picked up the strange *thing* I found in the bed. My head aching from a bad hangover, at this point routine, and my eyes squinting, I tried my best to scrutinize what I had found. It was triangular, almost, and flat. A tooth? No. Too blunt. It seemed... organic? I was not in a thinking mood. I placed whatever it was ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 13,653 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | Mike heard the water shut off, and he slid his knees up under the blanket and hugged them.
"I hope the conditioner is ok." He didn't care it was stupid, he refused to wait to engage her again.
"It's lovely. As silky smooth as they all say." Helen stepped into the bathroom doorway, and held her towel in a loose fis... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 13,654 |
[WP] A man makes a shocking discovery about the woman he just had a one night stand with. | "You have a dick?" He exclaimed.
"I have a vagina too. I can service whoever." She said.
"I can't breath. I just slept with a dude." He ran over to the window and threw it open. "I can't breath."
"You're really making too much out of it. It's just an organ like any other. You didn't even notice till we turned the li... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 13,655 |
[WP] The story of how two people unexpectedly fall in love and risk causing the end of the world. | They are the last two people on earth.
Naturally, they fell in love.
But I bet you didn’t expect the couple to involve two men, did ya?
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[WP] What is the ultimate act of willpower? | There was a time when love would have sufficed.
But that time is gone now.
There was a time when a few simple words were all it would have taken. But in the face of this, the most powerful of foes, we lie helpless, for all our grandstanding.
"I don't want you...to die."
A cruel statement, the cruelest, given th... | 4 | 0 | 11 | 13,657 |
[WP] What is the ultimate act of willpower? | I’ve loved this girl for years. We didn’t work out then, but here we are again. She’s easily the most gorgeous woman I have ever laid eyes on. We’ve been talking for hours, catching up about life. So much has changed, but so much hasn’t. The one constant is that I’m crazy about her and all I can think about is taking h... | 6 | 0 | 11 | 13,658 |
[WP] What is the ultimate act of willpower? | She stared at me in wonder. The object in my hand, black and shaking on it's own made her giggle. 3 months old, innocent. She took the barrel into her mouth and gummed my gun. "Do it!" I scream in my head. "Do it or they'll take your whole family!" The joyous eyes of this little girl... How could she grow up to be the ... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 13,659 |
[WP] Maybe it wasn't the right hour for setting out, the sun too blazing or too uncertain. Maybe it was a road that belonged to another, never really yours... | Raiko hesitated just to the side of the doorway into the living room of the house she lived in. Inside, the rest of the people living there were eating dinner, playing games, and having fun. Six of them in total, including Raiko, the only people who lived in the house were barely teenagers.
At first glance, the six te... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 13,660 |
[WP] A man is told that he will win the lottery sometime in his life, but not when. | Seven years ago I was told that I would win the lottery.
And you know... that would be cool, If I ever won the lottery.
I still play it every week, but my hope is gone.
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My friends took me to the "Oracle of Pasadena's" house when I was 14. She started off by telling me my dog was going to die a week later. That... | 12 | 0 | 20 | 13,661 |
[WP] A man is told that he will win the lottery sometime in his life, but not when. | “You, young man, will win the lottery.”
“What?”
“You. You will win the lottery.”
I looked at the old man on the MAX suspiciously. It wasn’t an unusual occurrence, crazy or just plain weird people talking at you on public transit. Hell, the city prides itself on being weird, so it’s par for the course to have this... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 13,662 |
[WP] A man is told that he will win the lottery sometime in his life, but not when. | The first thing I did when I was told I would win the lottery, for sure one hundred percent accuracy, I went out and bought a lottery ticket. I mean, who wouldn't? When I checked the winning numbers later that week, and found out I hadn't won, only then did I read through, or rather skim through the terms and condition... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 13,663 |
[WP] A man is told that he will win the lottery sometime in his life, but not when. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 20 | 13,664 |
[WP] A man is told that he will win the lottery sometime in his life, but not when. | He could hardly believe what he was seeing, what he held firmly in his trembling fingers. He had the grandson looking online for him, looking at the numbers of his recently bought lottery ticket. He was standing behind the boy, staring straight at the numbers on the screen before him, and he still couldn't believe it a... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 13,665 |
[WP] A man is told that he will win the lottery sometime in his life, but not when. | I tilted my head and stared at the grubby little man, trying to figure out if the words he’d spoken were the same ones I’d heard. “Excuse me?”
“Need to spell it out for you, boy?”
I wrinkled my nose in disgust. It had been a long time since I’d last been called ‘boy,’ but it no longer held the same childhood charm,... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 13,666 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | I really hope this doesn't count as erotica.
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"My god that really does feel amazing!" I said, my own voice reberating in my ears as the blackness surrounded me. A faceless tongue was cupping the tip of my penis with precision accuracy as feminine hands ran all ov... | 100 | 0 | 117 | 13,667 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | "I really think this is weird," I said.
"Common You lost the bet so you have to go!" Jane replied. I reluctantly stood up and asked her to put the blindfold on. "Plus you can take this as a free pass to get with any girls there."
"I guess, but what is the good of that if I can't even see her?" I asked.
"Well yo... | 45 | 0 | 117 | 13,668 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 117 | 13,669 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 117 | 13,670 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | Bear with me here!!
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My master slips the blindfold over my eyes. I want to peek, but I know that will ruin the surprise. He has been promising me for a week that we would go, but I never believe him until now.
'Are you ready to go?' he asks. I nod my head yes. He shepherds me to the garage and helps me into the c... | 14 | 0 | 117 | 13,671 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | I trembled.
I'd never admit it, oh, no. But it was my one, my only secret desire for years; to be taken advantage of, to have my body used, ravished, *abused*. To be a toy, used frivolously and tossed away. No guilt, no strings, no shame.
Of course, when she joked about the bet, I jumped on it right away. A hundred d... | 43 | 0 | 117 | 13,672 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | *This is a huge mistake*, thought Nate as he and his girlfriend waited in front of the stranger's apartment. Alice had already knocked on the door twice but they had surely been drowned out by the bacchanalia.
Alice knocked once more and said "This is it. If they don't answer, we head back." Nate merely shook his hea... | 9 | 0 | 117 | 13,673 |
As a part of a bet/dare you go blindfolded to an orgy. You start to become suspicious that something's not right. [WP] | “You wouldn’t do it.”
I stared at her, slouched back in her chair, vodka tonic dangling over the floor. “Whaddya mean, I wouldn’t do it? Are you kidding? One evening to do whatever the hell I wanted? Sick, depraved shit? What have you been smoking? And how the hell do you know people who would even go to an orgy?”
Sh... | 3 | 0 | 117 | 13,674 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | Sure. We could do this. We could finish going through the motions.
You following through, right into my stupid fucking face. My stupid face reacting and contorting, then swollen. Hell, *you* know I'm not going to pull out a new-found fighting spirit. I never have, and I don't plan on changing that today. Sure, m... | 41 | 0 | 24 | 13,675 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | This was going to happen.
Brendan Willis was leaning against the school gates, arms crossed, staring out at the road, waiting for his slut mother to pick him up. The stupid son of a bitch was pretty much asking for a beating, standing there like that, which I would gladly provide when I got over there in a moment.
Ye... | 6 | 0 | 24 | 13,676 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | -029
"I'm going to punch you so hard you'll be shitting teeth tonight." Jerome promised, popping his knuckles. Jacob looked at the sea of faces and something changed. He was scared of Jerome, but he was pissed at everyone else.
"Fuck all of you!" He shouted. "There are thirty of you and every last one of you is ready... | 16 | 0 | 24 | 13,677 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | Tbh, speeches wouldn't have changed my mind. | -1 | 0 | 24 | 13,678 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | My chocolate pudding was halfway done when the crowd began to gather. I savored the faux chocolate in my taste buds as I sauntered over to see what the fuss was about. Pudding in hand, I pushed my way to the front to get a good view. I saw Dan across the crowd with his phone out, capturing the scene unfolding. I notic... | 5 | 0 | 24 | 13,679 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 24 | 13,680 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | The entire class surrounded us. They were egging Jeremy on, telling him to punch my face in or kick me in the ballsack or body slam me into the lockers. This is the fourth week in a row this has happened. The bruises haven't even healed yet. I don't know what I did to them. It was my first semester at this school.... | 3 | 0 | 24 | 13,681 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | "Alright, go ahead and sock me, ya cunt. Beat me to a bloody pulp. Shove me 'ead in the bin again. Spit on me 'til your teeth run dry. Feel yer fists on me face.
I'll let ye have this'un. But listen'a me you filthy fuckin twit, ya better fuckin' kill me, 'cuz tomorrow I'll wear your head on me face. An' before ye ... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 13,682 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 24 | 13,683 |
[WP] A kid about to get beaten by the school bully, when he delivers a mind-changing speech. | "MMMM, MMM! TURKEY TASTES GOOD, DONT IT, MOTHERFUCKER?"
Greg had gotten on top cinderblock wall at the edge of the cafeteria. His curls bounced with his glasses as he gestured his arms wide along with his eyes, not working well with the two prominent adult teeth in front.
Riley danced back and forth in front of the... | 1 | 0 | 24 | 13,684 |
[EU] The dead begin to walk in Los Angeles. The only survivors? Donnie, Walter, and The Dude. | Downtown LA was dead. Everywhere was dead, but LA was smoking with it. The traffic looked like somebody somewhere flipped a switch and rush hour rolled to a languid Armageddon. The US Bank Tower was a cruel joke, a monument to five billion years of wasted evolutions.
"This is, like, fucking biblical, man," the Dude... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 13,685 |
[WP]- Someone insults your mother. What is your comeback? | "hey that's what i said to ur mom last night hueheu"
Okay, I hope you enjoyed having sex with an irreversibly diseased, malnourished husk. Hope you actually understood what she gurgled out of her mouth. Hope you enjoyed the lack of eye contact, and that you really got off on her seeming unawareness of her surrounding... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 13,686 |
[WP]- Someone insults your mother. What is your comeback? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,687 |
[WP]- Someone insults your mother. What is your comeback? | Shoulder to shoulder, the crowd in downtown Atlanta is pushing and shoving to get to the evac zone set up just past the UN Barriers. They were here to "provide care" for the sick. No one was sick, it was all just an opportunity for the government to see how people would handle a chemical break out. Trust me I have fami... | 0 | 0 | 5 | 13,688 |
[WP]- Someone insults your mother. What is your comeback? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,689 |
[WP]- Someone insults your mother. What is your comeback? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,690 |
[WP]- Someone insults your mother. What is your comeback? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,691 |
[WP] A man wakes up in a dark metal cell with no windows and no doors. Describe how he escapes from his prison. | As I hear my new born daughter cry, I know why I am alive. I open my eyes. | 3 | 0 | 5 | 13,692 |
[WP] A man wakes up in a dark metal cell with no windows and no doors. Describe how he escapes from his prison. | Just as I awoke I found myself trapped in what appears to be a small metallic box, seems like something meant to contain me on closer examination. I can't really begin to understand how long I've been knocked out in here. Days? Hours? Does it really matter? I know something for sure, it's that I gotta get out of here. ... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13,693 |
[WP] A man wakes up in a dark metal cell with no windows and no doors. Describe how he escapes from his prison. | It's been five days, I don't have enough strength. Conveniently, I got skinnier. I slide pass the bars and walk through. As I stumble and trip, I see a light, a shadow, and a golden gate.
I walk over to the light and somehow, somewhere, someone was watching!
"Hello! Oh my, I feel alive more than ever," I say in excit... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 13,694 |
[WP] A man wakes up in a dark metal cell with no windows and no doors. Describe how he escapes from his prison. | Every day, week, year is the same. Normal routine has become a rut as deep as a war trench. His eyes haven't seen more than 20 feet past him in more years than you can count on one hand. He walks like he is giving a piggy back ride to the saddest, heaviest child, like a velvet curtain from the fanciest of theaters cran... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 13,695 |
[WP] A man wakes up in a dark metal cell with no windows and no doors. Describe how he escapes from his prison. | *Dong. Dong. Dong.*
He walked over to the other wall and rapped on it with his knuckle too.
*Dong. Dong. Dong.*
It was metal and he had inspected every inch. Metal for the walls. Metal for the ceiling. Metal for the floor. He'd been here a week. Every morning when he woke, he smelled biscuits and found his food in ... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,696 |
[WP] A man wakes up in a dark metal cell with no windows and no doors. Describe how he escapes from his prison. | He goes through an empty doorway. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 13,697 |
[WP] Write your own (brief) TED talk | Hello. I'm here to tell you a story. Not really of course, but bear with me, because this story will introduce you to my main point.
Now after you hear this story, you are naturally entertained by it, such is the structure of any TED talk. You may laugh, giggle, snicker, giving me the opportunity to present my point t... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 13,698 |
[MP] 5 minute limit. Stop when the song ends, I'd love to see what you come up with. I imagine something sad when I hear it. | If I could try and take back all the moments in my life that I regret, I may as well take my whole life with them. If my thoughts were ever worth anything, nobody could have ever had afforded them but me, and I’ve paid for each and every one with a heart that was always as empty as my wallet. The streets I walked were ... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 13,699 |
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