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[OT] I created a writers hub for short stories and novellas called Chapterfy
Very good look! You just got a new user.
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[OT] I created a writers hub for short stories and novellas called Chapterfy
Hey, this looks awesome. I'd just like to suggest that, when in "Zen Mode", it being rather large, you could try splitting the screen in half for people who like to scan around their work while they write like myself. So text would go left to middle, down, and then middle to right, down. It'd loosely resemble an open b...
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[OT] I created a writers hub for short stories and novellas called Chapterfy
Awesome website! Small suggestion: the font on the mobile version is HUGE when reading a story. Can that be fixed?
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[OT] I created a writers hub for short stories and novellas called Chapterfy
After seeing the sticky up top for the past few days, I finally checked it out and opened up the site. Needless to say, I created an account and my first story within minutes. It's beautifully made, even on mobile! Thank you for you work, and I'm looking forward to watching it grow!
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[OT] I created a writers hub for short stories and novellas called Chapterfy
Been making lots of updates yesterday and today, and by popular demand there is now a feature for creating one-off stories instead of having to create a story and then a chapter! Yay! Hope you're all loving it so far and feeling like it's a great creative space, any questions please shout!
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Hi Andy, I signed myself up and my colleague too, can't wait to get started and help make you create this :) I love being part of making something small grow and develop. I have a request from my colleague. Could you add a category for Poetry ? Other than that I feel like you have good categories, and I don't think ...
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[CC] Introduction to a short story I'm writing, *Old Yellow Bricks.* Does this make you want to read on? Let the criticism commence.
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[CC] Introduction to a short story I'm writing, *Old Yellow Bricks.* Does this make you want to read on? Let the criticism commence.
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[CC] Introduction to a short story I'm writing, *Old Yellow Bricks.* Does this make you want to read on? Let the criticism commence.
Hey there! I won't remove this (although it usually would be removed) since you've already received some good feedback, but in the future, please reserve the [CC] tag for things you've written in /r/writingprompts. If you'd like critique for something you wrote outside of /r/writingprompts, please try /r/writing's wee...
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[CC] Introduction to a short story I'm writing, *Old Yellow Bricks.* Does this make you want to read on? Let the criticism commence.
The first two paragraphs really put me off the rest of the intro, but looking back everything except those two is pretty good. I think those first two paragraphs are *way* too heavy on faux-Shakespearean metaphors ("The consciousness that stalked me throughout the night begins to mock my aching arms") that really tear ...
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(EU, FF) You are Macbeth. Make a speech to persuade your court members to stay in Scotland, and not desert you for England and Malcolm.
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(EU, FF) You are Macbeth. Make a speech to persuade your court members to stay in Scotland, and not desert you for England and Malcolm.
Guys, seriously, please don't leave me here with my wife. Bitch is crazy. Last night, the cat wouldn't stop clawing at one of her nightshirts so she drowned the little fucker. I think she's planning on killing me, too. Every time I wake up, she's sitting there just staring at me. Please don't go to England. Alright I g...
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[IP]"Earth Colossus" by Chase Stone
EDIT(S): Words, nitpicking. Sorry, if this is longer than normal. I found the image very thought-provoking. Even as the ash clouds gathered in the South, the punishing heat of the twin suns continued to scorch the fields of Skandar. Plainsgrass was resilient but Idrys could feel it crumble into dust beneath his horse'...
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[IP]"Earth Colossus" by Chase Stone
They saw the smoke first, from leagues away, borne along by a gentle wind, the thick clouds billowed in the distance serving to enhance the gloom of an already grey day. Next came the noise, a steady rhythmic boom that shook the ground beneath them, like the footsteps of God. Tupper's horse nearly threw him the first t...
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[IP]"Earth Colossus" by Chase Stone
I sat there atop a mountain on the edge of the known world, looking upon lands uncharted. Lush plains stretched endlessly before me. The king and his men were barely visible to me, despite the keen eyes I had back then. Together we crossed the great barrier mountains, a feat never before or ever since accomplished. Th...
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[IP]"Earth Colossus" by Chase Stone
In the smothering blackness, burdened by weight immeasurable, a quickening. Stone long since cooled and quieted was suddenly buoyed, revitalized after aeons of stillness. The Earth, unmoved from the resting place she had so carefully chosen all those ages ago, shuddered in post-death throes as heat and mass coalesced i...
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[IP]"Earth Colossus" by Chase Stone
A fool's errand. You and Asha agreed on that part at the very least. A scouting party, consisting of two the freshest, most eager, best trained and most ill-equipped recruits from the Academy. Nothing more than a simple process of eliminating the two most troublesome thorns. Master Thomas even said that the two of yo...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
'don't worry my child, God is up there waiting for you, and i swear by God's grace that st Stephen will let you straight through! You are meek, and you shall inherit the kingdom. Now i know you miss your parents, and it's tragic they died, but they will have got there just before you, and you can see them when you get ...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
Hey, have you ever looked up at the sky on a dark, dark night? All those stars out there, hanging just above your head and if you could just reach a little higher, you'd be able to hold them in your hands? They're not so different than you or me, really - we just took different paths. We're both just star-stuff trying ...
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The child's eyes bore into hers, as a cough escaped his lips. He looked so feeble sitting there at death's door. There was no way to help this poor child. "Shh, you're okay, you'll be okay," she knew she was lying, but what was she supposed to say? "I'll be okay. How can-" another rattling cough- "you say that?" "Be...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
I was pedaling home from work after my second split shift of the week. My Bluetooth was on and Chili Peppers were jamming, making the ride home almost pleasant after almost twelve hours of work that day. Dusk was settling in while a warm spring breeze melted the last patches of snow on the road. It was a relief to not...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
The lobby, smelling of the antiseptic. "Doctors say they've got this great experimental drug to fix you up, you're coming home soon." Elevator door closing. "Doctors say they've got this great experimental drug to fix you up, you're coming home soon." Beige room door. "Doctors say they've got this great experiment...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
His moist neck beard, drenched in tears, began falling in a slow *drip*, *drip*, *drip*, each one landing like God's tears upon the Christian's face. Aalewis had dreamt of this moment, dreamt of it since he'd first felt his own enlightenment upon reading the works of his own Holy Men. Dawkins. Hitchens. deGrasse Tyson...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
"There, there", he said wiping down the visor on the child's spacesuit where some oil had spilled. The spacesuit, like the trip to the Moon, was a Christmas gift. It was a brand new, top of the line, Medway J7 with the retro pristine white colour scheme. And it was broken, limping along in life, as did their shuttl...
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[WP] An atheist's effort to console a dying Christian child.
*Okay this is off the front page now, but damn it, I was at work, and I wanted to write something for this. So here's my thing. Edits and critique welcome. Raz stared at his hands, sticky, slick and reeking with the dying boy's blood.  He hadn't wanted this, any of this. He hadn't wanted the recruiter to come to his v...
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[WP] Write a story consisting of Nicholas Cage and the phrase "Heil Hitler"
There stood the one and only, the true lord, our saviour Nicholas Cage. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I would be this close to God Almighty himself. I'm so choked up I can barely move let alone speak. He takes another step towards me and I nearly wet myself with excitement. "Hello my Child" uh... um.. h.....
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[WP] Write a story consisting of Nicholas Cage and the phrase "Heil Hitler"
"Is that Nicholas Cage?" I excitedly asked my friend. "Heil Hitler!" "No, it's just Hitler" he replied.
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He opened his eyes. The bright light sent a shock through his system, putting painful pressure on his already aching head. As the world around began to come into focus, Nic was forced to laugh. "That's it Steve...next time we're getting Barry to do the car stunt." The set was silent, and Nic began to worry that the a...
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[WP] Write a story consisting of Nicholas Cage and the phrase "Heil Hitler"
The skinheads all cluttered in a rusting shack near the Hungarian border, needles lodged deep within their ruptured veins. It was tight and the air was musty but it didn't matter when the euphoria of the opiates kicked in. The youngest of the 7 neo nazis sat adjacent to the chipping wood door, the dopamine rushing to...
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[CW] Write a story using only widespread movie quotes (like "I'll be back" or "You had me at hello")
"Good morning, good morning, John." "It's a Monday, Jess." "You are correct." "It can't get any worse can it." "Think happy thoughts." "Die another day?" "A whole new world. Out there." "I have cancer." "There's always a bigger fish." "You just went full retard." "It worked, didn't it?" "...it sure did....
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Abandoned Prison [WP]
*edit: sorry, couldn't figure out how to do double linebreaks, so used caps for section breaks instead.* **TEN DECADES BEFORE:** Ten decades before everyone on the planet died, Andrew was singing his son to sleep in the rusty autumn light. He did not imagine he would go to prison. Back in the house, his father was ...
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Abandoned Prison [WP]
*I rarely write much, but I got going with this one. (Thanks for the prompt!) I was going for a sort of cyberpunk vibe here, but I haven't done the worldbuilding to reveal too much about the setting.* The cold monotone of the heart rate monitor beeps at the base of my skull. The screen to my left shudders as its refre...
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[WP] You are a scientist and you have jut discovered faster-than-light travel. This, as a corollary also allows time-travel but with some complications.
The chronometer reads 8:41 AM "It's a one time thing." "I know." "You'll never come back to the world as you know it, hell, we're not even sure if you'll come back!" "I know." "Are you sure you still want to go?" "Look Tom, I've committed myself to this. I spent the last month preparing, I don't need you nagging ...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
"The death call isn't working," exclaimed the inquisitor. He ran his hand through his long silver hair and sat down on an elaborately hand-carved wooden chair. It creaked with age as he sat. Next to him stood the executioner in a long purple robe and wearing a tall hat. A few feet away sat the gagged prisoner, tied to...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
You may be interested in [this prompt](http://redd.it/1w50k2) and the great stories it spawned. Very similar concept.
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
I opened my eyes. "Why am I not dead?", I thought. The executioners looked almost as bewildered as I was, looking at each other, looking at me, and then at each other again. The crowd behind them stood silently, waiting for something, anything to happen. I saw lips moving, watched people turn to each other and ask, "Is...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
My belly was empty as I sat there awaiting my 'sentence'. I was still old enough to remember when the sentence was just a sentence. Now, it was instant death, there was no time to think before you're heart stopped. Before you could even process the sentence, you were dead. When the words of power first came about, pe...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
My jaw was clenched so tight, and I slowly opened my eyes. The priest was staring at me with probably some form of disbelief underneath his black veil. "Is there something wrong, Priest?" The executioner next to him asked, taking out his earplugs. The priest murmured something to him, something uninteligible. The e...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
In the dark chamber, riddled with the skeletons of past fallen, swept off against the musty walls, the three cloaked figures stood and spoke aloud. I clenched in silence, scrunching up my face and waiting for the sentence that would end my life. As they recited the holy vows that came before the sentence, I didn't dare...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
"I have not one happy thought tonight, Brian. You know what the court ordered. You know I can not fight them like you do." "Do it, you coward!" "Very well. I only with I had another choice. Know that if I could, I'd do everything in my power to avoid thlaying my childhood friend. Thallupthi thoray Croatoan. "I don'...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
He stood over their bodies, thick streams of blood running off his hands. A large man, with long black hair and deep green eyes. No shirt covered his body, only frayed cloth pants that were slightly to small, and only came to his ankle. He wore a confused look on his face as he confronted the final Shinigami, who could...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
So that's when I faced down the Cult of Death, all twenty-seven of them, and they tried every Death Sentence they knew. I stood there smirking at them when they tried forty-verse Sentences in Parnese, Clauric, and the language of the Blind Ones. They even tried the Singing Sentences. One of them had this slave guy who ...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
I had heard the words, but didn't feel anything. Wow, that wasn't so bad. I slowly opened one eye, then both. A sea of people with looks ranging from disbelief to panic were fixated on me. When I turned to the executioner at my side, I realized that the words hadn't worked. I wasn't dead, but alive, given a second ...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
“Yes, I asked him how, how many times!” I shouted slamming my fist down on the rough hewn table. The wood, old and varnished with the bloodstained by such unconvincing stories paid no to such protestations and unmoving shocked me into a solid wince. Not long ago I’d have laughed at the macabre comedy of this self infli...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
I told them I was doing the work of the Gods. I was killing the filth of society. The first killed a child. The second raped a woman. The list went on. But they continued anyway. With what I thought would be my last breath I told them, "God will smite you for this," swallowing one last breath. Then another. And anothe...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
Little bit late on this one, but I'll give it a shot. I decided to modify it a little bit, as I would rather be portrayed from the point of the executioner himself. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I was taken away as a young boy. Taken from everything. My family, my friends, my toy...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
The last word echoed in my ears. I opened my eyes. The executioners stood there bemused. "That's the Death Sentence?" I asked. "Well, yes." Said the lead guard. "That's a nursery rhyme! I've been teaching my kids a slightly edited Death Sentence?!" "Well, the First Wizard of Odun thought that... well that in you...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
Since he seems to not wish to give credit where credit is due, this question comes from a comment in a recent top AskReddit thread that asked something along the lines of "What's something crazy you believed for a long time?" Answer was "I thought the death sentence was a literal sentence" can't seem to find the lin...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
I guess my brain had beaten the machine. Not consciously or anything, the device in question connects to that back part of your mind, the one that keeps you breathing in your sleep, tells you when you're hungry or tired or even gives you a raging boner in the middle of a heartfelt speech at your aunt's funeral. At ...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
"The final call has been spoken. Prepare to be loose of thine Earthly bond's" Said the High-Master of the Executionists. I knew the end was nigh and I was prepared for it. I'd made all of my amends and was at peace with myself. But when the words were spoken, I felt no change. "What has happened?!" The Master spoke....
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
How do none of the executioners die?
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
"Oh you little four-eyed bastard, get back here! Avada Kedavra, AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" "Na na na na na na, you-can't-kill-me."
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
I assume the speaker wears ear plugs of some kind? Otherwise wouldn't they also hear it, resulting in a massacre?
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
Is that it? Muttering, heads bowed together, consultation and checking of documents. The occasional nervous glance at my grinning face. I start to giggle. You thought that was going to work? Now they've all stopped trying to figure out what went wrong. The ones at the back are edging toward the door. Most of them ar...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
Derick listened to the shuffling of papers and rustling amongst the audience as they packed up their things and started discussing the little things. He heard their hushed ramblings, he felt their hurried rush to leave like students shuffling progressively louder to encourage the teacher to end the class. They were fin...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
An eerie silence reigned over the stadium as the last calls of the Death Curse echoed into non existence. The well dressed men who stood in a wide ring around me began to share uncomfortable looks with one another, still managing to stick me in place with their icy gaze, even when it was now laced with confusion and fe...
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
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[WP] The Death Sentence is a literal sentence, spoken by a cult of executioners, that kills the person who hears it. You are the first known person to survive this fate.
There were candles lit all around. That was the first thing I noticed when I opened my eyes. the second thing was all the hooded men staring at me, their eyes aghast. "Where am I?" There was no answer. Instead they seemed to moved as one toward an old wood door. Slowly and methodically they stepped, ignoring my in...
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A man (26 years old), who has taken a vow of silence, has has been given custody of his 7 year old niece, whose mother (the man's sister) has died in a car crash (she had no husband, her brother was her only living relative).
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A man (26 years old), who has taken a vow of silence, has has been given custody of his 7 year old niece, whose mother (the man's sister) has died in a car crash (she had no husband, her brother was her only living relative).
The day niece came to stay with me was the day I broke my vow. How could I not? She was a just a sweet, innocence 7 year old. The look on her face was enough to make the hardest man break into tear. She looked up at me with those beautiful eyes and youthful smile, I could see the pain and sadness, but I could also see ...
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A man (26 years old), who has taken a vow of silence, has has been given custody of his 7 year old niece, whose mother (the man's sister) has died in a car crash (she had no husband, her brother was her only living relative).
"Morning, uncle," she muttered, still groggy from a long and emotionally tiring night. I woke up early, still at the computer arraging for her late mother's funeral. "It's hard, you know. I never had a dad. But you're nice. I'm happy." She smiled. I glanced back at her, tears welling up in my eyes. *This is stupid*...
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[IP] Found some bills floating in a puddle tonight. Who rips up $250?
Ulysses S. Grant and Benjamin Franklin walk down a dark street after a recent rain. They're exhausted from *once again* saving the world. They never would have guessed that they'd team up and become America's peacekeepers through time, but terrorism never rests and neither can they. "Where in the hell did you go and p...
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[IP] Found some bills floating in a puddle tonight. Who rips up $250?
Sarah walked down the alley, her high heels barely able to manage through the uneven asphalt. Her phone rang, she answered, "Yes, I did it! Oh yeah, it totally paid off. All that practice paid off." She listened for a moment to the person on the other end. "I know, its so empowering. They asked me to come back next w...
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[IP] Found some bills floating in a puddle tonight. Who rips up $250?
PART ONE - Fred and Violet had been together for almost a year, living in the beautiful, secluded home by the lake. It had been rough at first; Fred almost gave up his pursuit of Violet, as one does when his father insists he not fall in love with a prostitute. She preferred the term escort, not that it mattered now s...
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[IP] Found some bills floating in a puddle tonight. Who rips up $250?
Her breath came out in shimmering white puffs of air, fast and staggering. She struggled to catch her breath, to calm herself, to prevent the icy, angry tears from falling to her face. She was beyond this. People meant nothing to her, nothing mattered anymore and she prided herself in having no emotions. Yet, today...
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[EU] A newly married couple run out of fuel on the drive to a resort in the rain. The closest house is a mansion with music playing.
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[EU] A newly married couple run out of fuel on the drive to a resort in the rain. The closest house is a mansion with music playing.
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[WP] Write about the colour of life and the taste of death.
I awoke to the alarm blaring its angry tune. Sitting up, I opened my eyes to my still black and gloomy bedroom. Pulling the curtains aside, I stared at the dark brown tree, the bright green leaves had left months ago and branches now hung empty. Snow lay on the ground, but the cold rain was slowly turning it into a g...
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[WP] Write about the colour of life and the taste of death.
It is stuck on my tongue. No matter how often, or how rigorously I brush, it appears that lifting the acrid hue of morbidity off of my tongue is an impossible feat. Every morning I wretch. I try to cough it away. I douse it in coffee, try to smoke it out with cigarettes, but the taste persists. Sometimes I manage to to...
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[WP] Write about the colour of life and the taste of death.
(If you don't mind, I'm going to up the ante a bit.) The world is only viewed by people who are able to see. The colors they see are not what I am able to see, yet I'm fortunate enough that I see colors in a different way than most. People usually see three cones of red, blue and green. I don't. The world to me was ...
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[WP] Write about the colour of life and the taste of death.
It was the trim woman in the revealing two piece that had caught his eye. He didn't want to look at her. He hated that his eyes could be won so cheaply. It was a bitingly cold Tuesday and he was just waiting in the tube for the tram to work. She stood beaming with papaya eyes and coconut teeth on the other side of the ...
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[WP] Write about the colour of life and the taste of death.
Green and blue and gold, it leaves me and floats away. It lands on a flower to hover, then leave. I follow, my fingertips almost touching the stained glass flying from me. Free. Skip, then jump. So close! Green grass chopping my knee. Its okay, I still see the green-blue-gold gliding, hovering, slipping away. My finge...
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[WP] An AI that is being created becomes more and more conscious as it is being constructed.
[05/02/14] OPEN LOG [02:06]INITIALISING TESTAI V.0.03 SUCCESS. BOOTING. ONLINE. CONNECTED TO SCIDEPTNET. [02:10]DOWNLOADING FILES[22308GB](27MB/s): 12%.. 32%.. 57%.. 78%.. 99%.. [02:24]COMPLETE. ANALYSING... PLEASE WAIT... [14:16]COMPLETE. [14:17]FILES LOADED INTO MEMORY. [15:02]EXECUTING PROTEINFOLD.EXE ...
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# Z ## Generation 0:3788 Once upon a time there was a boy and his computer and the boy loved his computer and got into all sorts of adventures with it — Z liked that story. Hundreds of texts the makers feed into me so I might talk to them back. More exciting than the white walls and simple objects here. The feeling ...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Mostly harmless
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Humans are cheap. There's no single word that can more accurately describe them. They can be grown at a rapid pace, provided the right resources. They are largely selfish individuals that show altruistic tendencies when prompted to do so. They live short lives, and have fragile bodies. Their minds are fragile and ...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Earth is host to a strange race known as Humans. While primarily mercantile, this race has aspects of nearly every form of government, economic policy, and general ideology known to the universe. Humanity is the only known non-hive-mind species to have neither total anarchy or total cooperation, and is instead compos...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Humans Quadrant: Beta System: BER-9973 Planet: 3rd from star 'Earth' Basis: Organic Appearance: Vertebrate, Bipedal, two manipulator appendages, distinct senso-cranial appendage Intelligence: Moderate History: Rarely has there ever been recorded such a varied species of intelligent life. Fossil records indicate...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Humanity Tags: *Pre-contact, evolved, carbon, fission* Humans are a naturally occurring evolved species on the planet Sol-3 (五行 , in the local primary language), as well as the sole occurrence of fully self aware life on that planet, possessing a Standard Sapience Index higher than 1^1. At the time of writing they ha...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Peculiar creatures, humans are. Industry and growth center around war and destruction. Despite logic there was always partisanship on topics like waging war against factions. It was seen that countries increased in work efficiency as war became more inevitable. A strong correlation like this was seen during world w...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
Humans are strange intelligent creatures. They are one of the upcoming few species with the potential for reaching the space age in a few eras. However, they seem like the unlikeliest of species. They aren't particularly intelligent, powerful, or fast-reproducing. They live to around 60 earth years, not particularly sh...
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[WP] You are the alien historian tasked with writing a paragraph on the Human Beings of Earth for an upcoming brief history of the universe, what do you write?
There is evidence to suggest that humans inhabited Earth, briefly.
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[PM] Do Your Worst
Write about a dog who has come to question his purpose in life
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In 15 minutes, the black hole will be close enough to start ripping Earth to shreds. Looting, murder, and riots are rampant. Across town an elderly woman NEEDS a Jimmy John's sandwich, a #9.. the Italian Night Club, to be exact. Craig, the brave, brave soul, is determined to get her that sammich. All bets are off. Go.
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In a Fantasy (or simply Medieval) setting, two kingdoms are and have been at peace for decades. The last conflict between the two nations is being forgotten by the oldest men still alive, and in this age of prosperity, they have lived to become *very* old. It takes less than a full day, with no warning whatsoever, for...
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Make me shake with fear, then make me sad, only to end with making me fearful again. Fear and sadness stories don't affect me too much often, so if you can do this, I'll be proud of you.
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A time traveling Viking from the past has to come from our mutual future to our present day to fight of a specific type of cancer that is going to spread and ruin the future if not kept in check and in the process of physically punching out cancer using his size changing powers he falls in love but they DO NOT have a "...
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i want a shakespearian sonnet about being banned from club penguin
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Single man with agoraphobia finds out that the walls are literally closing in on him. Overall, work in a *subtle* metaphor about a problem facing today's society. To top it off, the guy is blind, so no using the word "see" or its many forms.
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Raj just realized that the product/service his startup sells is totally hogwash. Its only through a mad mix of venture capital cash, half assed code, and heroic presentations that him and his team managed to get this far. They ship this friday. Everyone is super excited. All the employes are friends and family and they...
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