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[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	Bang-bang-bang shoot em all dead From my little brother Shorty to my big uncle Fred And the bitch down the block That won't suck my cock Bang-bang-bang shoot em all dead	1	20	16,500
[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	Fuck you Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you and you and you. Fuck you all, worthless pieces of shit. The end. Oh and fuck you too.	3	20	16,501
[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	The Shadows Are Nothing But Dark Ravens Of Shit Swarm The Rocky Shores Of Her Soul Sunlight Dies And Returns Only To Have Its Spine Ripped Out How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real	1	20	16,502
[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	OOOH GOODY _________________________ Say hello to Wayne Brady, none yall niggas wanna pay me. I'm a muthafuckin cat, bitch, don't even try to spay me. Kick you in the cock at every hour on the clock. Wanna hear a joke, lil bitch? Knock knock.	1	20	16,503
[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	I title this haiku "Eggs" eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs	1	20	16,504
[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	I pretend i'm not looking Afraid of contact So now I'm here, sulking It's always like that I love your blond hair The way your bangs go up and down I wonder about it in my chair It sometimes makes me frown You saw me staring today It was kind of awkward Then you smiled and i said hey Now i feel li...	1	20	16,505
[WP] You just got home from school. Write me some bad teenage poetry.	lil wayne sucks, i tell you no lie my friends say he rocks so i told them goodbye i'd rather listen to 2pac he's pretty cool but they allways mock like i am the fool when you see lil wayne and give him a fuck you run towards the nearest lane before he gives fuck you too	1	20	16,506
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	[deleted]	1	35	16,507
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	[deleted]	1	35	16,508
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	"John! JOHN! Get your butt over here!" "Jesus Mark, what got into-- ...whoa." "Yeah. Steve, this is Mark, my younger brother. Mark, this is Steve, he's... well... you know how dad never told us what happened with mom?" "Holy shit." "Yeah." "What are you three yammering about?!" "Sorry sarge, I think we just found...	5	35	16,509
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened? Dig, dig, dig. That’s all William was told to do. The art of trench warfare relied on dozens of soldiers having the thankless task of burrowing into the unknown. Still, it was better than being above ground, only the dirt could kill you down here. Willia...	10	35	16,510
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	It was dark. Bryce stood in the field, trembling, distracting himself with the smell of grass and the crackle of their campfire and the way the stars seemed like holes in the blackened fabric of the sky. His feet, too small for his greaves, quaked as his brother fit a steel cuirass over his chest. "Who would kidnap a...	2	35	16,511
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	-041 It was a lonely dirt road. There wasn't any traffic. Rabbits hopped along the edge of it. Deer crossed. Turkey crossed. In the distance, far and removed, they could hear the rumble of traffic on the highway. It was peaceful here. Tall Ponderosa pines reached up from the shoulders of the road and supported the cle...	2	35	16,512
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	Journal entry: {redacted}/2175 I saw the atmo burn over the {redacted}. Those fucker came for us, it was our revenge. It was me and Quincy with the whole damn'd fleet at our backs. as the atmo burned, we reviewed possible underground bunkers and military strong holds to put our boots in. We had found multiple mile-dee...	1	35	16,513
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	It had been 4 years since Mrs. Johnson had seen her boys. Four years of worry. Four years of angst. She had sent both of her sons across the Pacific to fight those slant eyed bastards. Following the attack on Pearl Harbor they had proudly volunteered to defeat Tojo and his emperor. They were just kids, 17 and 1...	8	35	16,514
[WP] Two brothers go to war but three come back. What happened?	Disclaimer: This will get dark They say war is hell. Don’t I know it? My older brother, by twelve seconds, and I were drafted you see. Thankfully we were shipped out in the same company. We even got to stick together during basic. Anyway when we were shipped out all we were told to do was to shoot anyone in blue. ...	1	35	16,515
[FF] "What the hell are you doing?" she screamed	[deleted]	1	11	16,516
[FF] "What the hell are you doing?" she screamed	"What the hell are you doing?" she screamed, collapsing backwards onto the floor, looking up at her assailant. Her face portrayed shock and surprise, and a very convincing look of fear and despair soon followed. One of her hands rose to cover her forehead, the other held her up for balance. Her skirt had ridden up slig...	5	11	16,517
[WP] Worst Day Ever (500 words or less)	The last words Nathan uttered to himself before he went to sleep was, "This was the best day of my life!". He was promoted to Regional Manager,found out the love of his life(his fiancée) was pregnant,and had a night of wonderful, passionate sex. The next morning he woke up to the sound of his girlfriend orgasming...on...	1	6	16,518
[WP] Worst Day Ever (500 words or less)	I woke up in the hospital. Not really sure why I’m here, but I think I have an idea. Last thing I remember is hearing that I’d lost everything. I’ll never forget the phone number that called me, “555-555-3825.” I didn’t know who it was, but I answered it as I do any number. “Hello?” the voice asked, “Is this John?” ...	2	6	16,519
[WP] Worst Day Ever (500 words or less)	I woke up, and for some reason, forgot about my low ceiling, so before I even open my eyes, I bang my head. I bring my hand up to hold on to the pain I feel in my forehead. Upon raising my hand, I managed to knock my glass of water on to my 3 day old laptop, frying it in the process. I cursed, and leaned over to look...	1	6	16,520
[WP] Worst Day Ever (500 words or less)	I wake up next to him every morning, which in and of itself is a dream come true. He truly is the perfect husband: kind, gentle, funny, interesting, and handsome, my God is he handsome. The phone interrupts my pondering. Oh, it's my sister. Before I can answer it, he does. "I got it, honey." "Okay, I'll tell her. Y...	1	6	16,521
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	At first, it feels like you are a puzzle that is missing the final piece. You are whole, but there is something missing inside and you feel empty with out it. Then when you meet that special someone, it's as if you finally found the final piece. Together, we finally feel complete.	4	26	16,522
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	[deleted]	3	26	16,523
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	Let me tell you a little something about myself. I like sleeping. I like sleeping a lot. Even my nightmares are nice compared to what's waiting for me when I wake up. At least in my nightmares, I can get out of them whenever I want even if it's into a worse universe full of things I hate. I hated waking up. Tha...	12	26	16,524
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	It's like ordering something new from the menu and discovering that it's delicious.	20	26	16,525
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	A friend of mine fell in love yesterday. He was talking on his phone when this woman turns the corner into the hallway he was standing in. He dropped his phone when he saw her and could not speak. It was as if she caused him to "glitch," if he was a computer system, because she was too much for him to handle. So from w...	2	26	16,526
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	Contrary to popular opinion, falling in love is not violent and sudden like a strike of lightning. It does not announce it's presence as a clap of thunder does, or smother and drown in a torrential downpour. It is like slowly drifting to sleep. Soft. Insidious. Succumbed in small degrees unnoticed until it hazily dawn...	3	26	16,527
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	The best part about love for me is knowing that out of all of the people they have met, they chose you. You were the ONE person they could truly be happy with. That's an incredible feeling, because deep down we're all insecure at some level. Sharing love with someone means that as a person; You are good. You are amazin...	2	26	16,528
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	It's like a hot summer day - the kind of hot where your shirt sticks to your chest, your brow is constantly dotted with a few beads of sweat, and the air is charged with that warm summer energy - and you sprint, full tilt, toward the edge of a cool rushing river. The excitement of pounding, barefoot, along the grass as...	5	26	16,529
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	Wake up one morning, pale early morning light is peeking through the slits in the blinds. Oliver hops out of bed lightly and walks gingerly to the bathroom to pee. He stretches out his arms lazily and glances over to the bed. She's still there, hair tousled, sleeping. He walks over and gets back into bed. His feet are ...	2	26	16,530
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	It's when you meet a person, who every time you talk them, brightens your day. No matter how shitty it was up until that point.	4	26	16,531
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	It's something you'd never understand until it was happening to you.	3	26	16,532
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	When you look at someone and they feel like home. The world could be falling apart around you, you could be late on your rent, your car could have a dead battery, you could spill coffee down your front, and everything would be okay as long as they're there with you.	2	26	16,533
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	You've found your place in the world, and it's next to her.	2	26	16,534
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	[deleted]	1	26	16,535
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	The first time I visited the Grand Canyon, I expected to be impressed; I had explored Zion, Bryce, Yosemite, and toured the Olympic Peninsula, had climbed Mount Rainier and gasped at the scale of the redwoods in northern California; what impression could a desert canyon, no matter how grand, leave on me, one who has ha...	2	26	16,536
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	[deleted]	2	26	16,537
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	It’s like hearing about a movie that everyone raves about. They think it's so great, but you're unsure whether or not you want to see it because everyone has overhyped it. But when you do watch it… you think, “Hey, this isn’t so bad after all.”	2	26	16,538
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	Love is hell.	3	26	16,539
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	It's like a sweet taste that you can't get enough of after the first bite. No matter what, you can't get that sensation out of your mouth, and you long for more. Is it good for you? Should you be enjoying it this much? You don't even care, because it's the best thing you've ever had.	2	26	16,540
[WP] Describe falling in love without involving looks, sex, nudity or mush	Love...is like willingly letting go of a cliff's edge when you know the fall is probably fatal. But the rush you get is worth the pain at the end.	3	26	16,541
WP "If i cant be a part of this world, no one will"	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	11	16,542
WP "If i cant be a part of this world, no one will"	I stared up at Doctor Fear, trying to shake off the paralysis of his magical spell. "Doctor, think about what you're doing!" I shouted, struggling to make my voice be heard above the howling of the open portal behind him. "You'll kill us all!" "I don't care!" the masked supervillain hollered back, his purple gauntlet...	2	11	16,543
[WP] You are one of a few candidates selected to colonize Mars. There is no expectation of returning home. One night, years after your arrival, you spot Earth just above the horizon.	I awoke to Candice's voice yelling at me, "Richard!! Richard, you need to come see this!!!" I groggily got up to see what the big deal was. It must've been important for Candice to yell at this time of night. I put on my suit and ventured out into the wastelands, filled with its red dust. As I stepped out, I was met wi...	3	13	16,544
[WP] You are one of a few candidates selected to colonize Mars. There is no expectation of returning home. One night, years after your arrival, you spot Earth just above the horizon.	[My formatting and sentence structure needs help, I would love to get some criticism on this piece] “That’s where we come from, son.” I stooped down to give my 6 year old son the telescope so that he may see the planet from which we come from. This is all he knows. “It’s so blue! What was it like? Do you miss it?”...	2	13	16,545
[WP] You are one of a few candidates selected to colonize Mars. There is no expectation of returning home. One night, years after your arrival, you spot Earth just above the horizon.	The inside of my visor was almost completely fogged up by the time I reached the top of the mine shaft. The added moisture in my breath from the climb was far too much for my suit's broken dehumidifier to handle. The yellowish hue of the mist told me that it was the lights mounted on my helmet, not the sun, that illumi...	2	13	16,546
[WP] You are one of a few candidates selected to colonize Mars. There is no expectation of returning home. One night, years after your arrival, you spot Earth just above the horizon.	Transmission logs were common from Houston. But every once in a while, a transmission log would bring us all together. We had been on Mars for five years now; ten earth years, that is. It took us a few months to get here. We unpacked the landing crafts. The landers became our shelters and a Martian laboratory was ass...	2	13	16,547
[WP] All king and heroes that said to be "sleeping until they needed again" (e.g. King Arthur, Barbarossa, Charlemagne...) wake up and reappear, all at the same time. But they are changed.	Not a response, but you should check out Fate/Stay Night if you're into VN. Essentially several magi hold a battle and they each summon a legendary hero to aid them in a battle royale.	6	54	16,548
[WP] All king and heroes that said to be "sleeping until they needed again" (e.g. King Arthur, Barbarossa, Charlemagne...) wake up and reappear, all at the same time. But they are changed.	This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit. - [/r/titlegore] [\[WP\] All king and heroes that said to be &quot;sleeping until they needed again&quot; (e.g. King Arthur, Barbarossa, Charlemagne...) wake up and reappear, all at the same time. But they are changed. \[/r/WritingPrompts\]](http://np....	2	54	16,549
[WP] All king and heroes that said to be "sleeping until they needed again" (e.g. King Arthur, Barbarossa, Charlemagne...) wake up and reappear, all at the same time. But they are changed.	[deleted]	18	54	16,550
[WP] All king and heroes that said to be "sleeping until they needed again" (e.g. King Arthur, Barbarossa, Charlemagne...) wake up and reappear, all at the same time. But they are changed.	[Music: Truth/Verity](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4LLwLvhKFc) From the makers of Fate Stay Night comes a new tale… Woven from the fraying ends of folklore… Of those whose time to rule has not yet ended… (A cutscene of a shattered cauldron, famed gift of Bran the Blessed, as it is consecrated in a ma...	4	54	16,551
[WP] Define a word	It's a little bit like a sticky feeling. Wet. It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold, it still has that same feeling. Go on, say it. Lick your lips first, it will sound more real. Moist. You felt it, didn't you? That nasty gooey feeling you get when you say the word. Moist. Your mouth makes a sound that reminds yo...	2	9	16,552
[WP] Define a word	I didn't understand why she was laughing. She stood, drenched in mud from the road, clothes soiled, yet, head tilted and laughing. I watched as she brushed off what she could, picked her packages up from, thankfully, the dry part of the sidewalk, and made her way, mud and all, down the walk. I followed along behind, ...	1	9	16,553
[WP] Define a word	It's when you can write and paint. It's when you can play tennis and pet a goat. It's when you can make TWO origami swans. All of this and more, at the same time - Ambidextrous.	2	9	16,554
[WP] Define a word	Zotz (v): The act of eliminating from existence by preventing its creation. Generally the purview of time travelers. Occasionally used with precognitive psychics, however some schools of thought contest that precognition does not involve manipulation of the timeline, but rather is itself a part of the timeline. Consi...	1	9	16,555
[WP] Define a word	[deleted]	1	9	16,556
[WP] Define a word	(Ended up more like song lyrics than a poem. Hope it communicates the idea.) Does the black cloud float above your bed? Does a soft voice mumble in your head saying you'd be better dead? Do the waves wash over you? The waves that pound so endlessly disrupting all your chemistry and making you your enemy d...	1	9	16,557
[WP] Those we need most abandon us in our darkest hour	As always it is still dark. The night is filled with a red glow as the little amount of light that breaches threw the clouds was filtered by the smog. Honestly I can not tell if it is night or not, but I just feel that it is night. It is comforting to believe I have any level of understanding, let alone enough und...	1	8	16,558
[WP] Those we need most abandon us in our darkest hour	Six children went into the cave, five came out. No, that's not it. That's the beginning of another story, for another day. Let me tell you about my friend tonight. We've met a long time ago. So long, in fact, I barely remember how many years have passed since that day. I do remember we didn't click from the begin...	1	8	16,559
[WP] You're a twin, however you don't know where or who your twin is. How do you meet them?	I was at the bar like I always was. Baseball cap and coat, hiding my face, on my fifth glass of Whiskey... I was nearly there. Nearly at the point where I can forget about things and try to be happy for one more night. My parents passed away when I was a child although that might have been for the better. Alcohol...	1	2	16,560
[WP] A struggling, unfunny comedian has his big break, but his show is terrible. So terrible, in fact, that the audience loves it.	He finally did it. Jackson finally booked the gig of his dreams. He always thought himself as funny, but he never really did think that he would make it to these heights. The Laugh Factory, or whatever you would call it. Jackson always wanted to follow the greats. Eddie Murphy, Seinfeld, Louis C.K, 'that one water...	4	12	16,561
[WP] A struggling, unfunny comedian has his big break, but his show is terrible. So terrible, in fact, that the audience loves it.	"You suck", "not funny", "you think this is comedy?". They would always say. Jim always knew he was funny. Actually, Jim knew he was hilarious. They just didn't get it, show after show misunderstood, why don't they understand? Tonight was different though. A different crowd - Johnny set him up big - "I set you up ...	2	12	16,562
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	Jessy leans on the side of the countertop placing her hands on either side of her body. She tilts her head down while her eyes scan the floor. She glances up every so often to meet eyes with the man carrying her fate in the palm of his hands. Jason stares at her with a stone cold gaze. Jessy opens her mouth to speak bu...	-2	66	16,563
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	"Last call for Mars", came the call over the PA. Brenna watched as Dr. Peterson made his way towards the gate; he was to be the last human saved from the destruction being waged here on Earth. Together, he and the brightest, most peaceful minds would start a new civilization. A better civilization. It was all very bea...	8	66	16,564
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	Edited to include proper ending. The day I found out the end was near, I had a panic attack. They said it would happen within two years, and that they were creating a program to transfer several people to Mars. The best and the brightest would be given priority, they said, along with their families. Then, there wo...	41	66	16,565
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	"Look... lady... I am sorry for you, I truly am, but if we are to survive as a species we need to select our best and brightest to send to Mars. We all need to make our sacrifices if we want to stand a chance. Dr. Cogg here is our best biologist, and his work against the Big Flu is the only reason we are not all dead a...	10	66	16,566
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	[deleted]	1	66	16,567
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	"Attention. Attention. Will all passengers from Class F please now make their way to the loading dock. Our final shuttle will depart in thirty minutes." Dr. Laux smiled, pressing into her forearm with her thumb so that she could feel the thick of the implant. She took a deep breath and stood up from her suitcase w...	5	66	16,568
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	"Now you listen here, I goddamed better be on that rocket to mars. I'm doin the oldest job known to mankind you see. Up there rocket scientists are a dime a dozen, you gottem all up there, whose gonna be up there to service their needs if yaknow whatimean?. If I don't go all the boys are gonna turn into HOMOsexuals, ...	2	66	16,569
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	Linda pushed through the swarm of humanity that had formed around the launch building. her petite frame easily slithering between the bustling crowd. A crowd that was rapidly descending into uncontrolled chaos. The guards were nervous, twitchy as the mob started to turn. Linda knew that this was her chance. She made ...	5	66	16,570
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	In theory, the system was simple. It satisfied all the possible methodologies for making impossible choices. Seats on the last shuttle were assigned by lottery to two random people who then debated as to why the group should choose them over the the other person to colonize the new planet. It was random, and merit-b...	2	66	16,571
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	“You want his address? Lay down on the bed. Don’t move.” “Today is the day” she thought as she left the taxi. Images from last night seem as though they are permanently imprinted in her mind. “It was all worth it” she said to herself as she walked into the 15 story building. . She looks mildly anorexic with very sma...	1	66	16,572
[WP] The world is at end, and there is one last ticket to Mars,a prostitute,with no family,argues with a scientist why she should get the ticket and not the scientist.	The last ship laid humming. Bags were being thrown into the loading bay, faces drawn and tight. Men scurried like ants preparing for the last minute departure. I sat easily at the edge of the pier, my legs swinging. "1, 2, 3... ah, there is 4, 5, 6..." I counted softly. I have been observing the fleeing masses with i...	1	66	16,573
Tell the story of humans first contact with extraterrestrial life from the perspective of the life that we visit.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	6	32	16,574
Tell the story of humans first contact with extraterrestrial life from the perspective of the life that we visit.	With a shaky hand, Zeblong handed the letter to Zongleb. "To be frank, it doesn't look too good." As Zongleb read the letter, his eyelids folded themselves up his grey brow and revealed the gentle pink underside; the thin line of his mouth moved further to the foot of his round face, making way for the trembling eye. A...	22	32	16,575
Tell the story of humans first contact with extraterrestrial life from the perspective of the life that we visit.	Welp, Jebma, you ain't gunna b'lieve the shit I's jest seen. So I was out in the choktokka fields, spraying that new mammal killer they's started selling on the talkbox, when alluva sudden, I made first contact. Glorb's truth, I tell ya. It was a full scale alien thing, like they's talk about on the fictions. I was loo...	3	32	16,576
[WP] You are a dog and as the front door opens you smell something you haven't smelled in many years.	Be a good boy, now, he had whispered as he hugged me. There were boxes by the door, but I did not understand until they were gone. I laid by the door for a while, waiting to hear his voice calling, to see his face again, but, as the days stretch into months, I did not wait by the door anymore. The others gave me atte...	2	2	16,577
[WP] On a desert criminal planet where Dragons are trained to battle one another as entertainment/sport, write a day in the life of a poor dragon stable boy with dreams of owning his own dragon some day.	Does this happen to be inspired by a book? I remember reading a book that got basically exactly this prompt as plot. I'll see if I can find it. Edit: Found it, [The Pit Dragon Chronicles](http://www.amazon.com/The-Pit-Dragon-Chronicles-Volumes/dp/0152057676/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392051734&sr=8-1&keywords...	1	2	16,578
[WP] An ordinary day in the life of an ordinary person.	[deleted]	4	14	16,579
[WP] An ordinary day in the life of an ordinary person.	The walls were neutral color. There was a nightstand - a wood, although The Person would not be able to identify what type. There was a floor - carpet, to keep the room warmer during the winter - beneath their feet. A dog, its best friend, slept near The Person's feet. The dog and The Person slept in an innocent manner...	2	14	16,580
[WP] An ordinary day in the life of an ordinary person.	[deleted]	2	14	16,581
[WP] An ordinary day in the life of an ordinary person.	I get up, shower, brush my teeth, and head off to work. My commute is thirty minutes of silence. I finally arrive at work, ten minutes late again. I close my eyes, lean back, and before I know it ten minutes are gone again. Damn Mondays. I get up, shower, brush my teeth, and head off to work. My commute is thirty mi...	4	14	16,582
[WP] An ordinary day in the life of an ordinary person.	Jim was already feeling tired by the time he had taken two steps out of bed. He knew today would be long just like the others, but still try to make the best of it. After a shower and sloppily dressing himself while half-asleep, he made his way to the coffee machine. He spent a minute shuffling the one thing his mornin...	1	14	16,583
[WP] An ordinary day in the life of an ordinary person.	I open my eyes. I eat breakfast (Blood Orange yogurt and toast with cinnamon sugar on top). I get in a minor fight with my mother's boyfriend. She makes me apologize. I do, sarcastically, to appease her, but when he drives me to school I genuinely apologize. I sit through an hour and a half of listening to other people...	1	14	16,584
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	"That fat fuck jerks the yerkin off to the creepiest shit, man." Jason first heard the voice when he had just clicked away from his favorite special website, something involving feet, tentacles, and petite Asian chicks. It startled him, and also scared him on a deep level. To most everybody out there, he was Jason M...	46	82	16,585
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	I glanced over at the other hunter as we trampsed through the woods. It was early February, a rare warm day after a cold winter. The snow hung heavy on the trees, and the silence of the forest was broken only by the occasional wet plop as a chunk of melted slush fell from a branch to the floor below. The other hunte...	14	82	16,586
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	The first encounter scared me, I was clueless. Some call it a gift, some call it a curse, and some call it a hoax. Either way I was shaken, as to why I can speak to animals. But the most brutal side effect is the animals themselves. No Cinderella and happy sunshine. All I hear is the vicious, animalistic cries of the...	8	82	16,587
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	I remember being afraid of crows as a child. "Ca-caw, ca-caw". Afraid of their gravelly, ruinous voices shrieking at me, as if they were signaling to each other, when to pounce, dark eyes glimmering wicked through barren branches. I've lived in the woods all my life, and always had something of a tentative, fearfu...	7	82	16,588
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	"That's a really cute dog, what breed is it?" asked John "The kind that fucks your mom, you freaky looking fuck" Startled, John looked to the babe he just summed up the courage to approach. "Is something the matter?" asked the babe "It's uh... it's nothing, don't worry." "you think I'm cute? why don't you go jack some...	3	82	16,589
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	Eliza opened her eyes and stared up at the ceiling of the R.V. Soft voices crept through the tin roof and echoed faintly through the van. She listened for the Australian accent of her father, for the comforting stress he would put on each elongated syllable. The voices chattered back and forth, too far in the distance ...	2	82	16,590
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	[deleted]	1	82	16,591
[WP] You develop the ability to speak with Animals, however they don't listen / like it and instead taunt you.	"But I told you! It's not like I'm the one who put you in there!" Echo turned his head slightly and furrowed his brow, as much as it can be said that a dolphin can furrow his brow. He released a quick, annoyed chirp. "I know you didn't personally put me in this tank, moron, I was there. But you're the one who ...	4	82	16,592
[WP] You have just feverishly written down three hundred pages-worth of writing in a language you do not understand nor remember learning. Could they be from above, a new testament revealed? Are you a prophet? Are you insane? You need to find a translator. You need to know what you just wrote.	Experiment Log Subject: Human #1072880947 11/2/14: We have introduced a computer virus into the subject's laptop. Once executed, the program opened one of the subject's failed novels, reversed the order of the letters in each syllable and encrypted it. Filename: Eø maep2 epnvemcyw nuxpecm ocmrū. 'The great pret...	5	31	16,593
[WP] You have just feverishly written down three hundred pages-worth of writing in a language you do not understand nor remember learning. Could they be from above, a new testament revealed? Are you a prophet? Are you insane? You need to find a translator. You need to know what you just wrote.	'Ah!' exclaimed the short, be-speckled man before me 'The Cosgrove passage. I haven't seen such a complete version in years!' I had expected ridicule, disbelief, hopefully even fascination - what I had not prepared myself for was recognition. Hell, it apparently had a name already. I placed the glass of water I’d been ...	18	31	16,594
[WP] You have just feverishly written down three hundred pages-worth of writing in a language you do not understand nor remember learning. Could they be from above, a new testament revealed? Are you a prophet? Are you insane? You need to find a translator. You need to know what you just wrote.	It had been agonizing days. At first it just started with an errant thought every now and then. However it soon developed into something more. Over the course of a few days it went from a few strange thoughts, to mumbling, then full mad-man ravings. Then before the thoughts became unbearable he began to write. He wrote...	1	31	16,595
[WP] You have just feverishly written down three hundred pages-worth of writing in a language you do not understand nor remember learning. Could they be from above, a new testament revealed? Are you a prophet? Are you insane? You need to find a translator. You need to know what you just wrote.	I can feel the pain shooting in my arm. I can't stop. I can't remember what blinking feels like. Why does paper have to be so bright. Covering it in ink seems to help. As soon as the page is filled the next one is there to blind me and I have to start over. The pages are running out. Maybe it won't hurt so much then. T...	5	31	16,596
[WP] You have just feverishly written down three hundred pages-worth of writing in a language you do not understand nor remember learning. Could they be from above, a new testament revealed? Are you a prophet? Are you insane? You need to find a translator. You need to know what you just wrote.	Lulp eht lugp ocdtor The door smashed open, paper flying everywhere. Jeremy looked around, frantically picking up the slips of yellow paper. Even as he picked them up more gibberish appeared. Rea ouy reus He ran to the bemused receptionist. "Welcome to Omac and Oset decryp-" "I need this decrypted. Now" "Do y...	3	31	16,597
[WP] You have just feverishly written down three hundred pages-worth of writing in a language you do not understand nor remember learning. Could they be from above, a new testament revealed? Are you a prophet? Are you insane? You need to find a translator. You need to know what you just wrote.	can i please use this prompt as a starting point for another contest?	1	31	16,598
[CW] In less than 100 words, write something moving in which every word starts with the same letter.	An awful ache appeared as Alex, abused and alone, agonisingly approached annihilation - and an afterlife.	74	45	16,599

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