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[WP] In this world, you can instantaneously teach somebody a new skill and trade or give them a precious memory of yours, but once you give it away, you lose it yourself. | I was only 8 when I gave my first memory. Such a young age- most people waited until 16 for their first transfer; it was much safer, you could be properly trained, and you were considered to be more responsible for any memory loss you later regretted.
Now, I can't remember exactly what it was that made the summer so n... | 2 | 0 | 50 | 17,000 |
[WP] In this world, you can instantaneously teach somebody a new skill and trade or give them a precious memory of yours, but once you give it away, you lose it yourself. | The boy was eight.
I was eighteen.
He was terminally ill.
I was completely healthy.
He had known only pain in his short life.
I had had a wonderful life with plenty of friends and family.
All he wanted before he died was a good feeling and to know what life was really like.
I volunteered. I would give thi... | 1 | 0 | 50 | 17,001 |
[WP] In this world, you can instantaneously teach somebody a new skill and trade or give them a precious memory of yours, but once you give it away, you lose it yourself. | The night of our wedding, after the party had died, Kelly and I sat in the confetti, spilled drinks and scuff marks of the now dimly lit dance floor and contemplated one another. I still remember; her eyes a liquid blue, always searching, examining, trying hard to see behind my own. It was this that first made me lov... | 5 | 0 | 50 | 17,002 |
[WP] In this world, you can instantaneously teach somebody a new skill and trade or give them a precious memory of yours, but once you give it away, you lose it yourself. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 50 | 17,003 |
You're walking in a large, open field and you come across a string just dangling above the ground and it goes up into the sky as far as you can see. |
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[PI] Jim v Logic (Jim's Adventures in Lucifer's Heaven) | Woah, my head is spinning. That is a good sign....I guess.... | 4 | 0 | 29 | 17,005 |
[PI] Jim v Logic (Jim's Adventures in Lucifer's Heaven) | Were all the things Shakespeare said, especially the more profound ones, original by you? | 4 | 0 | 29 | 17,006 |
[PI] Jim v Logic (Jim's Adventures in Lucifer's Heaven) | I couldn't help but read every chapter of Jim's adventures after stumbling into the original thread late at night not being able to sleep! You're a very talented writer and have a way of capturing the personas of the historic figures Jim comes across in such a believable manner of what I myself would interpret them be... | 3 | 0 | 29 | 17,007 |
[WP] The White House chef cooks for a full house of world leaders and dignitaries. Right after the main course has been served, he/she realizes they’ve made a horrible mistake. | Just be warned, this is probably the weirdest thing I have ever written.
"This might be the best damned meal I have ever had, Richard! Well done!". Harold Wilsons words hung in the air with the vibrant pang that all brits had. It was that charming accent and overall positive tone all brits seemed to have these days. ... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 17,008 |
[WP] The White House chef cooks for a full house of world leaders and dignitaries. Right after the main course has been served, he/she realizes they’ve made a horrible mistake. | The secret service was surrounding him. He couldn't stop crying. The head chef was but a crumpled piece of paper in an ornate chair in the Blue Room. "It'll be alright, sir, but we have to ask you these questions." The Secret Service agent was sitting in front of him. She did not have the same emotion on her face; she ... | 6 | 0 | 15 | 17,009 |
[WP] The White House chef cooks for a full house of world leaders and dignitaries. Right after the main course has been served, he/she realizes they’ve made a horrible mistake. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 15 | 17,010 |
[WP] The White House chef cooks for a full house of world leaders and dignitaries. Right after the main course has been served, he/she realizes they’ve made a horrible mistake. | While It's my first day on the job, but it's not my first day as a chef. I've cooked for a mob for five years up until the boss' death last month. I guess another mob got to him before I could. While the pay was decent, I found it hard to keep my job separate from my normal life; I had to live in a house full of traine... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 17,011 |
[WP] Through regression therapy, a man discovers that in his past life he was none other than Adolf Hitler. How does he cope with this? | "Go deeper into the past, Sarah," said John as he carefully watched his patient lie on the couch in the dim office.
"Yes.... I see the past... I was someone else. A man. A powerful man."
John smirked, "Everyone thinks they're powerful, but in reality most of my patients are nobodies like villagers or slaves. We all h... | 8 | 0 | 17 | 17,012 |
[WP] Through regression therapy, a man discovers that in his past life he was none other than Adolf Hitler. How does he cope with this? | "Relaxation is the key, Andrew. Just...feel."
"I feel, hate. I see...death. I see...Joseph Goebbles eating pie...cherry pie."
"My god, we've done it. We've uncovered your pasty life, Andrew!"
"We did?"
"Yes! Who would have seen Joseph Goebbles eating cherry pie? Hitler!"
"Holy crap...I was Hitler in a past life? I... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 17,013 |
[WP]A villain concocts an elaborate plan while overlooking a much simpler, more obvious, and elegant solution | [meta] Wouldn't this just be the Joker doing anything, overlooking "just shoot the SOB"?
Will delete upon downvote or request. | 2 | 0 | 42 | 17,014 |
[WP]A villain concocts an elaborate plan while overlooking a much simpler, more obvious, and elegant solution | He rustled about in his giant blueprints of ginormous plans to conquer the lesser known world with an sinister grin and an maniacal chuckle. His wiry grey strands of hair swim about in front of his face. "Aha!" This is the one. His greatest creation, the epitome of everything that could be, will be, or is evil. Even ... | 11 | 0 | 42 | 17,015 |
[WP]A villain concocts an elaborate plan while overlooking a much simpler, more obvious, and elegant solution | Villanio Villanus was concocting his best plan yet. "I must have the painting!" He screeched over the sound of the various machinery sounds that played over the radio in his laboratory. "I need it, or the western wall of my bedroom will be bare and throw the whole room into disarray!"
Dredge peeked his head around the... | 6 | 0 | 42 | 17,016 |
[WP]A villain concocts an elaborate plan while overlooking a much simpler, more obvious, and elegant solution | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 42 | 17,017 |
[WP]A villain concocts an elaborate plan while overlooking a much simpler, more obvious, and elegant solution | The elite hit squad of the Legion of Doom assembled in the council chamber. Huge and imposing, the hardness of their biceps was rivaled only by that of their eyes. Trained from birth, they were finely honed weapons driven to one purpose: assassination of the members of the Legion of Happiness.
Tonight was the night t... | 2 | 0 | 42 | 17,018 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, there will never be anybody in the world who will give you something without wanting something back. | 71 | 0 | 80 | 17,019 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Sometimes you mess up son. Everybody does. Life keeps going though, and you have to keep going too. | 65 | 0 | 80 | 17,020 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Nothing is yours. Nothing is free. You're born with nothing, you die with nothing. Get used to nothing. | 23 | 0 | 80 | 17,021 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Simba my child always remember...others may want to see you do well, but never better than them...
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[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Wherever you are in life, never give in to whatever arbitrary constraints people try to force on you. | 26 | 0 | 80 | 17,023 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten. We are family, don't ever forget. | 42 | 0 | 80 | 17,024 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | I didn't have anything else to say to anyone except for my son.
"I don't expect you to forgive me for leaving you like this. Remember: always love yourself. I'm sorry."
I put the note down and picked up the gun. | 13 | 0 | 80 | 17,025 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, no matter what I will have to do for the greater good, I will always love you. | 5 | 0 | 80 | 17,026 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Things aren't meant to be, things are to be either accepted or changed. Fate is an ethereal illusion. | 8 | 0 | 80 | 17,027 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,028 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Sometimes, life seems too hard. But remember, you're not done yet. Not if you don't want to be.
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[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You feel power most keenly without it. If you don't feel powerless in a situation, pause to empathize. | 6 | 0 | 80 | 17,030 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, the measure of a man is in your word. The only thing that matters is honoring it. | 7 | 0 | 80 | 17,031 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Good and evil don't exist, only a sliding scale of love. Love of self to love of others. | 5 | 0 | 80 | 17,032 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | People are good. Loving them lets you love yourself. If you're confronted with hatred, strike back with love. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,033 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | This is a variation of what my dad once told me, and I'd love to pass it on to my son one day.
Whatever happens, don't panic. To panic is to lose self-help, and that's something a man should never lose. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,034 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Life is simple, son. Forgive freely. The only thing that will solve your many unmet expectations is forgiveness. | 4 | 0 | 80 | 17,035 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | "No matter how good you are at something, there will always be someone better at it than you."
My dad actually told me this when I was younger. It isn't meant to discourage, but to be content when others succeed. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,036 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You may think that having a plan means you're prepared, but the truth is, you're never really prepared. | 8 | 0 | 80 | 17,037 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,038 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | There’s no use in faltering without learning a lesson, and no use of a lesson sans a mistake. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,039 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | No matter what you do in life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it. | 9 | 0 | 80 | 17,040 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Pleasing everyone is impossible, so don't waste time doing what makes you unhappy. Live life to the fullest! | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,041 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Each time you fail, you learn, and each time you learn, you take one step toward true success. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,042 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Bill wrapped the rope around his neck and jumped. His son had to grow up fast to compensate. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,043 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Never let failure stand in your way and never let it hinder you from your goals in life. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,044 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | listen deeper than the words, and look to the soul through the eyes, then see the real truth. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,045 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | When the sun sets on that day, that day is gone forever. So go do your homework now. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,046 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You know the difference between a dead bad guy and a dead good guy is? Absolutely nothing son.
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[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | If you want to be something, you have to become that thing. Everyday in little ways become it. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,048 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | No woman ever stayed with a man who was not the kind of man she wanted to stay with. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,049 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | If you watch one show, ever, make it Firefly. You'll fall in love then lose it. That's life. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,050 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | It is often more important to know when not to speak, than know the right thing to say. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,051 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Remember, no good deed will ever go unpunished in this world. That's why there aren’t many good people. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,052 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Remember that no amount of brilliance, connections, money, or raw talent can substitute for your own hard work. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,053 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | know when to follow the rules and when not to | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,054 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Never think of reasons why something can't be done, think of what is needed to get it done. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,055 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | There is no need to be selfish with your body; fat girls need to get laid too, son. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,056 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | The most dangerous game is the game of thrones, never trust those who are involved. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,057 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | The world is a big place son. Learn as much as you can and question everything including yourself. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,058 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | When shit is about to hit the fan, turn off the damned fan. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,059 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | The worst they can say is no. And who cares if they do? Not you. You'll be okay. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,060 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Its okay to cry son, sometimes that is all you have to do to make yourself smile again. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,061 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Humans are merely animals fighting for self-preservation. Ignoring the instinct to self-preserve will earn you lasting spiritual peace. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,062 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | To make yourself happy is to brighten the present. To make others happy is to brighten the future.
EDIT: I can't count | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,063 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, this may be difficult to hear, but I want you to listen very closely: Don't have kids. | 5 | 0 | 80 | 17,064 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see, because reality is a kaleidescope of perspectives. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,065 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Never forget, cold beer and good company is all a man truly needs to find where he belongs | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,066 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | It is better to fail and learn than succeed at everything. Learning thru failure is mother to innovation. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,067 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | In life, there are good and bad things. Both are important to experience, but never forget either exists. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,068 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, like a thousand monkeys with typewriters, the american dream has roughly the same odds of coming true. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,069 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You're going to hurt someone. Whether you intend to or not. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,070 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,071 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, Fuck your wife before she steals all our damn nutella and leaves us with you little shit. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,072 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, you should know, love is hard- but nothing's harder then life without it, love's why you're here.
Had to add the bit after the last comma to reach eighteen... I have a grudge against word limit's... | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,073 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | When you want to change an injustice in the world, be the example for others to follow. Cantaloupe. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,074 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, just remember that the only person you can count on in life no matter what is yourself. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,075 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | If someone in show business asks you if you can keep a secret, that secret is a lie. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,076 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Learn to laugh at yourself. Laughing at your failures is a good way to help move past them. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,077 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Love is absolutely terrifying. It hurts more than anything. The pain is nothing compared to the joy. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,078 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You will do things that make me angry, and I will yell. But I will always love you. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,079 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Fear is never a good reason to abandon something; fear is never a good reason not to try. | 4 | 0 | 80 | 17,080 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You won't understand what it actually means until you’re there, keep that in mind when you aren't sure. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,081 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, three things. Nobody can steal your smile, communicate everything to everyone and enjoy life with no regrets. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,082 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | I need you to change. You are here to change lives, and thus you must change your own. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,083 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | If you have to have a Plan B, then your Plan A isn't good enough. Try again, son. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,084 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Sometimes you will be scared, but you can't let the fear in, just keep sailing towards the Sun. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,085 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Nothing worth doing in this life is easy. Doing what is hard now makes later easy, by comparison. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,086 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,087 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Life is a game of survival. Survival is a fight. Never stop fighting for your right to live. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,088 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | If you're going to beat yourself up, use a wiffleball bat. Graduate to a feather duster - it tickles. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,089 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,090 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,091 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Life can be hard but it's in worst of times that you will truly be able to shine. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,092 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Knowing how to laugh at yourself is more important than knowing how to throw a punch. You asshole. (I'm sorry. I tried. I really did. I couldn't hit the 18th word and with 17 it sounded so terrible.) | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,093 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Destroy your enemies quietly,reward your friends loudly, spend all your time working,love God,and don't cry. | 3 | 0 | 80 | 17,094 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | There will be moments when you want to give up, within those moments, learn who you really are. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,095 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Don't forget: there is no shame in honest work, no matter what you do to make a living. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,096 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Be careful who you love because for as much happiness they can bring you comes pain and sadness. | 2 | 0 | 80 | 17,097 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | You’re going to bump your head, and wonder why you didn’t listen to us. But we’ll still talk. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,098 |
[CW] In exactly 18 words, teach your hypothetical son something very important about the world. | Son, no matter who you choose to be, you be the damn best that you can at it. | 1 | 0 | 80 | 17,099 |
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