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[WP] A low guttural growl. | "Papa?" A little girl, who just woke up, spoke groggily. She looked around in the small room that vibrated. A man was in a chair in front of her, holding a circular object. This room had windows all around, it was dark but she could look ahead and see trees
The man looked in the rear view mirror, growled and the room ... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 17,300 |
[IP] Now, where was I? | "It shouldn't be a big deal if a youngster has a mustache," the dastardly teen spouted. "I should have been shaving from the eighth grade!" The word "grade" echoed through the forest. I could only look at my captor, and his stupid fucking cat. "Mrs. Shinkleshines thinks you were out of line by saying my mustache loo... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 17,301 |
[WP] After spending decades in Heaven you finally work up the courage to ask for a meeting with God. You ask Peter, but he reveals to you God has left a long time ago. | "Here's the thing..." Peter began. He cleared his throat and glanced at the never-ending line of recently deceased that waited to find out if they were allowed through the turn-style, getting their hand stamped in the process, or if they would be directed towards the Slide, complete with a sign saying "You Must Have Si... | 8 | 0 | 8 | 17,302 |
[WP] After spending decades in Heaven you finally work up the courage to ask for a meeting with God. You ask Peter, but he reveals to you God has left a long time ago. | "He's gone?"
Peter sighed at me and looked down at his desk. "Sit down, Nate." he said. I complied. "You want some coffee?" he asked, but before I could answer, he shook his head. "Of course you don't. You always liked hot chocolate better. Here." he snapped his fingers and two steaming mugs appeared before us. I murm... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 17,303 |
A man's father recently passed away. Before he died, the two were constantly at each other's throats. Suddenly, the old typewriter he loved to use starts typing by itself, and doesn't have nice things to say about the son... |
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A man's father recently passed away. Before he died, the two were constantly at each other's throats. Suddenly, the old typewriter he loved to use starts typing by itself, and doesn't have nice things to say about the son... | **Foreword: This kind of hits home with me because this prompt describes an actual time in my life, including the typewriter.**
I hated my father and he hated me. Every waking moment of his existence was spent projecting his life failures on me, at the job we worked together, around the house we shared, in the words h... | 5 | 0 | 12 | 17,305 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | [*Migrant Mother* by Dorothea Lange](http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Lange-MigrantMother02.jpg). | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,306 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | [CW]
You are standing on a bridge to jump off, you see a young girl get out of her car and rush to the edge. All she says is "He's not coming back from Afghanistan".
500-1000 words, you jump no matter what. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,307 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You've got a choice between taking an exam for an extremely prestigious school, or going home because your little brother just attempted suicide and failed. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,308 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,309 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | A man and his Android Wife are reaching the end of their lives. She dies/breaks down first, and the man begins to question the existence of an afterlife | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,310 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | Your city has been razed in a war while you were working abroad. Your family and friends are all dead, and you have no where to go and no one to turn to. You are being forced to return to your country. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,311 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You've lost your dream. You realize you are too old to achieve another. | 3 | 0 | 11 | 17,312 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | Everything in your life that you worked towards, everything that you accomplished, all the various things that you have experienced - gone.
You return home with nothing but apathy. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,313 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,314 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | Start joking about north Korea and progressively make the story darker and darker. From Korea's missile tractors to the reality in the camps. You might want to start it as a story in a bar where you tell a few jokes and than include some facts till you brake down on the reality or something like that | 2 | 0 | 11 | 17,315 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You ran away from home at a young age, and after many years you meet your father again as a client at your job. You're a drug dealer. | 5 | 0 | 11 | 17,316 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | A four year old prays, writes Santa and even wishes on a star for the abuse to end. She's found hung still bleeding from her anus after the previous night.
Write her suicide letter. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,317 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You die. The first person you get introduced to in the afterlife is who you could have become. He is more successful, richer, buffer, kinder, funnier, more generous and more charismatic than you could ever hope to be. How does that conversation go? There's your writing prompt! | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,318 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | your protagonist saves someone from death and is hailed a hero. five years later, they meet the person they saved. that person hates them, and states they would have rather died. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,319 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You're in love with someone who has 1 month to live. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,320 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,321 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | A woman with a very unique personality has had more than a little trouble finding love, but when she comes upon an abandoned android (which was thrown out due to "free thinking" and issues following orders) she quickly becomes attached. When she is diagnosed with brain cancer years later, the android digs deep into it'... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,322 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | a boy is found by the police but he is different than other humans. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,323 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You are stuck in shoulder-to-shoulder pedestrian traffic in New York/Chicago/LA and someone has wired a bomb to your chest. You begin to hear the beeps as it counts down from 10. What are your thoughts? | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,324 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | You are alone in the world, your only friend is a bird that follows you around. Winter is coming | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,325 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,326 |
[PM] I want to write something soul-crushingly depressing. Prompt me? | hi,
i have removed this post. per the side bar you must complete at least three prompt replies within six hours in order to use this tag type. | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17,327 |
[EU] Sheriff Woody wakes up in the morning after a strange dream where he and the townspeople were all toys. Somehow, the 'toy' versions represented the townspeople in a metaphorical way. | "Well Hamm, how can you expect me to sell my ranch? Me and Bo have some great memories there... It's not even a good price!" Woody was exasperated -- he'd been trying to argue his point for half an hour but Hamm acted like he hadn't heard anything at all.
"So," Hamm smacked his lips loudly, "there was a really nice b... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 17,328 |
[WP] You're trapped in an asylum with your friends and a murderer. | It was a full fledged panic. Once the three of us saw Jason's corpse, we bolted through the building like a tornado. Throwing stuff everywhere, shouting, yelling for help that couldn't hear us.
The body was in between us and the closet where we had stuffed our equipment and phones. In haste, we had run the wrong dire... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 17,329 |
[WP] You're trapped in an asylum with your friends and a murderer. | The worst part of being trapped in an asylum isn’t the fact that you’re trapped; it’s the tricks your mind plays on you. It’s the hollow sound of water dripping in the distance at night. The drips are separated by the length of five normal breaths. You have to keep your breathing steady and consistant to keep the m... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 17,330 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | It's hard being me. I mean, for one thing, I've been trapped in a two year old's body for an infinite number of years. It's hard enough to pick up chicks when most people don't even know you exist, let alone when you're a *cherub.* And telling them I'm Cupid just makes it worse. Sure, okay, sometimes the job is funny. ... | 19 | 0 | 18 | 17,331 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 18 | 17,332 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | When it comes to shooting arrows I'm like goddamn Katniss Everdeen. I know she's fictional, but you know what I mean. When it comes to giving a shit about human beings and their pathetic love lives, I just wish I could kill myself so someone else could have my job.
Some of the things I have seen, I cannot unsee. I do... | 9 | 0 | 18 | 17,333 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | "Eyyyy Cupidator, what's up? Long time no see!"
"Hey, Pluto!" said Cupid timidly, "How's it going?"
"Great!" Pluto replied enthusiastically. "Damn, it feels like it's been a millennium since I last saw you. Heck, I think that's exactly how long it's been. They really should have more of these multi-departmental coffe... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 17,334 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 18 | 17,335 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | It’s that time of the year again.
Fuckin’ February. And it’s not just people. It’s cats and dogs and even plants. And it all comes down to me.
The critters are the easy part. The though bit is the bloody bottom feeders. Yes, you. You never know what you want and even if you know when you finally get it, it turns... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 17,336 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | Look at those two over there. Go on, look! Do you see them? The two nuzzled up in each others faces, yes-- with the umbrella on the blanket. No, no. It isn't adorable.
It's pathetic. I hate them. They ruin my life. Every god damn day, I'm dragged out of bed to christen the pursuit of-- get this, a fleeting memory they... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 17,337 |
[WP] You are Cupid. You hate your job. | D squinted against the bright light of the sunset he peered up at the sign. Luigi’s Fine Italian Cooking est. 1981. He looked back to the post it note he had dug from his pocket. There was no doubt about it. This was exactly the right place. With any luck tonight would be the last time he would have to engage in his go... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 17,338 |
[WP] A tense situation with potentially dire consequences, but our hero has the worst hangover they've ever had | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 17,339 |
[WP] A tense situation with potentially dire consequences, but our hero has the worst hangover they've ever had | There were many things Hetepheres Karim cared about. She got mad when anybody made fun of her name. She got mad when anybody complimented it. She hated her parents passionately. She loved the money she made doing administrative tasks a chimpanzee could do. She loved the gallons of whiskey she could buy with that money.... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 17,340 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | "One small step for man? Or the destruction of mankind? Recent reports have shown that the moon may contain a new undiscovered species underneath it's crust, that might just make inhabitation of the Moon impossible. Live on the Moon, Milly Gardens reporting. How is everything holding up Milly."
"Thanks Tom. As you can... | 18 | 0 | 101 | 17,341 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | They were halfway through a pocket of Ummanote when the drillhead broke.
The force of the snap blasted three workers off their feet, and a rush of broken rocks buried them a second later. Dead, Himo knew; their suits would've been crushed like bubble wrap. The drill's support cage leaned sideways, teetering drunkenly ... | 64 | 0 | 101 | 17,342 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | The day the moon cracked I was listening to a lengthy message with many numbers from an agency I had never heard of before. All these collections agencies had names meant to placate you - vague and meaningless so that you might be tricked into calling them back about the 'business' they had with you. I was a college dr... | 9 | 0 | 101 | 17,343 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | “Daaa-aaaad. Why does the moon have a happy face?”
“Because the moon is a chick, sweetie!”
“A chick… a baby chicken? CHEEP! CHEEP!”
“Yes. But one that lives in space!”
“Where did it come from?”
“Well for years and years and years, before you were born and before even Grandpop was born there was a big egg in the sk... | 6 | 0 | 101 | 17,344 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 101 | 17,345 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | I was on /r/nsfwbraids last night and I had one of those. Anyways, my story.
It all started in perfection. No, not a perfect world. A city, by the name of Perfection. Nobody knows why it was named that. Some say it was from an old movie, others think it was just aspirations. First came the tremors. They were massive, ... | 3 | 0 | 101 | 17,346 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | I was the perfect baby: no genetic defects, no weird mutation. But the moment the spaceship landed, that first human step was the beginning of a never ending disturbance to my inner, complex system. An American flag was planted firmly between my cracks, a thorn in my side if you would. Constant rovers on the surface, e... | 5 | 0 | 101 | 17,347 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 101 | 17,348 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | In a previous world, the day Luna hatched would have been on the day of my family's funeral. It had been three days ago that the first deaths from the so called Lunar Fall had been reported. According to news, a piece of Luna the size of a warship had collided with the small community where we had lived. My wife and... | 5 | 0 | 101 | 17,349 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | We didn’t quite figure it out in time.
All the stories we were told as children pointed us in the right direction. Everything we learned in school provided insight for it. We just ended up with the wrong conclusions.
We fought each other for centuries. Religion against religion. Too stubborn to realize they were arg... | 5 | 0 | 101 | 17,350 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | It breathes.
It writhes.
The space telescopes don't pick up the hairline cracks that form across the surface of the planet.
Not until they are destroyed in unexpected wake. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 17,351 |
[WP] The moon is an egg, a shell containing a single, massive organism. | . | 1 | 0 | 101 | 17,352 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | [Meta] are you referring to naked mole rats? They're immune to cancer you know. | 21 | 0 | 233 | 17,353 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Enders Game? | 3 | 0 | 233 | 17,354 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Did you mean that the species that's discovered is us? | 1 | 0 | 233 | 17,355 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 233 | 17,356 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | I'm kind of reminded of that episode of Doctor Who where we find out there are lizard people living underground on Earth. Of course, this idea can run in a bunch of different directions, and I'd love to see if somebody responds to the prompt!
Edit: Grammar is hard. | 8 | 0 | 233 | 17,357 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | I really have to stop misreading this subreddit as World News, I almost shit my pants. | 90 | 0 | 233 | 17,358 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Man, is everyone just suggesting things that the story could be and not actually writing? This is a story I want to hear! (And one I can't write myself because I'm busy with work) | 4 | 0 | 233 | 17,359 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | "Activity in sector seven."
"Pull it up now!"
Across the brightly lit room, a screen as thin as paper materialized and began streaming video feed of a blue, cloudy, and peaceful sky. A shadow began to move across the land, and a vibration shook the soil down to the bedrock. The desks and chairs in the underground cav... | 63 | 0 | 233 | 17,360 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Wait, before I start writing, who are the radiation immune monsters? Inhabitants of this newfound planet? Also, who is studying who? | 1 | 0 | 233 | 17,361 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Please forgive any errors as I wrote this on my phone.
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Gralk was frightened. He had only meant to come up to the overworld to witness these 'Oomans' for himself, but he was trapped. He tried to force the branch off his lower locomotive muscle ridges but he was stuck fast. It had began a few months ago when the yo... | 15 | 0 | 233 | 17,362 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Taurel and the Olympians
The object had come from the sky and touched down not far from where she was. The explosion killed two of her companions. The suit she wore was in desperate need of a patch, lest the radiation kill her. She stumbled across the desert floor desperately searching through the wreckage of their v... | 7 | 0 | 233 | 17,363 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Watching the news go on and on about the new planet, John let out a sigh. All the channels had picked up the story. It was in sector QZ1462 that the discovery was made. Rubbing his temples he leans forward over the table. It wasn’t a physical pain he was trying to push away. It was a dark soul destroying pain. Wo... | 6 | 0 | 233 | 17,364 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | "Mama, who are they?" small scaled hands tug at a larger figure in the dark.
Silence.
How can this be happening? This thing that we feared, this thing that I crave; these creatures inhabit it, relish it, bask in it?
"Mama will they hurt us?" The mother clutches her child.
I turn away.
They will hurt us.
They will fin... | 3 | 0 | 233 | 17,365 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | Once they were out of sight of the ship and the Captain, Bender took off his helmet and took a deep breath.
"I can breath," he exhaled.
Sully and Rues look at each other, then removed their helmets and reluctantly began to breath the alien atmosphere.
Bender and the other two astronauts had left their ship to explore... | 3 | 0 | 233 | 17,366 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | She would take what she learned back to her people, and then she would die a lingering death. On the whole, it seemed fitting. Her children were grown, her grandchildren healthy. Finding information on these alien monsters was the best thing she could do for their future.
She could make out the sounds, a base rumble ... | 2 | 0 | 233 | 17,367 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | The titans. That is the name we have given them. They came in from the skies and dropped straight down. They wield powerful magicks and can mold the world in their favor. Already, the world is being casted into a world fit for them. They are destroying our lands and building monuments in their favor. These giants rage ... | 2 | 0 | 233 | 17,368 |
[WP] After generations of space travel, humanity has found a perfect planet, almost exactly like Earth. An underground species who cannot survive sunshine studies these new radiation-immune monsters in secret. | I hope it's not too late to post here. Sorry.
*Sustenance- appears to use the same orifice for consumption of energy, communication, respiration.*
Gil looked up from his holo-notes at his subjects. He twiddled a dial on the side of his helmet, and zoomed in on the aliens, as they ate flaps of what appeared to be o... | 4 | 0 | 233 | 17,369 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 17,370 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | the best part about my powers is no one ever expects me. Nobody ever sees me, nobody reacts to me. Nobody, until it's too late. I am at the scene of every would-be crime, at any time of day.
I have the ability to completely prevent and thwart criminals in crowded areas. No one will ever recognize me. I can mani... | 5 | 0 | 23 | 17,371 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 17,372 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | I have the preternatural psychic ability to ask questions of anyone at any distance, but I must have seen or communicated with them before. They are free not to answer if they choose, but if they do answer, I can wave my hand at a piece of paper or an open word document and reproduce it perfectly faithfully.
My superh... | 4 | 0 | 23 | 17,373 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 23 | 17,374 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | 1-800-Meat!
Whenever people cry out in hunger, I will be there! I am the procurer of meats, the roller of sausages, the friendly butcher in the night. When stomachs grumble, I appear. Bearing great plates of bacon and chicken drenched in spicy barbecue sauce I come. Other superheros deal with emergencies. Only 1-... | 8 | 0 | 23 | 17,375 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | Dan stood motionless before the Dean of the Super Hero Academy. After the years of study - Ethics classes, power dynamics, super-physics, monologuing, woodshop. Graduation was finally here! Dan's heart beat audibly in his chest as he awaited the Dean's pronouncement. Today was that day that Dan would be given a Nam... | 7 | 0 | 23 | 17,376 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | It took a few years for me to realize that I can't be in the same room as a writing utensil unless absolutely necessary. As a kid, I'd see those hideous blue lead pencils with no erasers with disgust, but I would grab it anyway and start writing. I don't remember what I wrote the first time this happened, but I do know... | 5 | 0 | 23 | 17,377 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | A lot of people claim that my powers are useless; the tabloids tend to describe them more as “powers” than *powers*. It’s funny how mocked you are when you’re not needed, but how quickly they cry for you the moment they need a hero. I’m a lot like Spiderman, in a way. Hunted, mocked—the enemy, as far as the papers are ... | 17 | 0 | 23 | 17,378 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | My ability is immunity to sobriety and giving undeserving people dribbling drunk derogatory nicknames that no one can understand through my slurs. Overtime other people begin to call those people by those names, and over more time those people begin to fulfill those nicknames and give up on all hope of being who they a... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,379 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | I am Captain Banhammer. Soaring through threads moderating, trolls and circle jerkers do not stand a chance. None shall stand in the light of my righteous fury. I SHALL SPREAD THE BUTTERY JUSTICE OF REDDIT OVER THE TOAST OF YOUR INIQUITY! THE SUCCULENT JAM OF LIGHT SHALL SWEETEN THE SOURDOUGH OF YOUR EVIL WAYS! THE CRE... | 7 | 0 | 23 | 17,380 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | I'm here now. Everything will be okay. | 17 | 0 | 23 | 17,381 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | Just get out of my way. It might get messy and you might see things you'll wish you hadn't. In fact, if you could coat everything in plastic before I come by and then just give me a wide berth while I do my thing, that would be preferable. But, by God, I get the job done. | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,382 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 23 | 17,383 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | "You've been a bad boy, Harvey" I whisper as I step out of the shadows. His penthouse office could house a whole family. Disgusting.
"Who's there?!" He looks up with a jolt.
"I am justice. I am the great equalizer. I'm here to set things right." This man is the embodiment of what I loathe. He's built an empire taking... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,384 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,385 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..."
My mom always read me that Frost poem when I was young. Well, sang, really; it was a sort of lullabye, sweet and soft, a gentle tune that wavered and meandered but never seemed to resolve. I don't know if she knew who or what I was going to grow up to be, or whether it's just... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,386 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | I am the sound a chicken makes. I am the random sequence of letters that prove you are a human being. I am a message of friendship written on a spiderweb. I am the full expression of a mathematical number that God only knows. I am the scrambled currency of Azerbaijan, equal to one hundredth of a manat. I am hiding in t... | 8 | 0 | 23 | 17,387 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | They did not expect me. Neither wizards nor Muggles. Nonetheless, I showed up when the time came. I was born in a Muggle family, yet I have magical powers. However, unlike any other wizard or witch, I was not born with them. One day, when Muggles found out that the magical society indeed existed, after hundreds of year... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,388 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | I pick up my bag, and board the bus to the next destination. Another city, another set of prospective buyers. Some might call it tiresome work. People who prefer stability look at me and are amazed by how much I travel in a month. I don't mind it at all. I am a salesman. The Travelling Salesman. They think of me as an ... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,389 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | Where is God?
This question has been asked millions and millions of times by millions and millions of people. Up to this point, no one has found an answer. After all, they keep thinking of some ethereal 'heaven' or other.
When did I leave?
I decided to take a break from my duties soon after the whole crucifixion t... | 2 | 0 | 23 | 17,390 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | "Shit, Johnson, this is one nasty murder."
"I know, Officer, but we do have a suspect in custody."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, some naked guy came in whilst forensics were here declaring he was a superhero or some shit, ready to solve the case. Probably off his head on Ketamine most likely."
"Make's our job that bit easier,... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,391 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 23 | 17,392 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | "So how are you feeling after your augmentation?"
I still feel lightheaded. The augmentation lot the inside of my body on fire. Everything burned. My bones felt like they were shattered with a mallet a thousand times over. It hurt to walk, but it was something I can deal with for the next few days. But, besides all th... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,393 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [Use this picture by laterus77 for reference]( http://i.imgur.com/UIgUD.jpg)
When they first cloned an extinct animal, the excitement was palpable. A miasma of bated breath that one could cut with a knife. What could be done with this new technology? Where would these animals be kept? What would their rights be? Some... | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,394 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 23 | 17,395 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | I thought we could open the proceedings with a little story.
This happened about, oh, last week sometime, I'm not too sure. Got a call from my buddies at the neighborhood watch, they said someone was breaking into old Ms. Levario's place and they wanted to make sure he didn't get away. I mean, first off, who messes wi... | 2 | 0 | 23 | 17,396 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | Need a toe stubbed? An awkward stumble? Or just a full blown face
plant?
I'll be there.
Evil. Will. Fall. | 4 | 0 | 23 | 17,397 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 23 | 17,398 |
[WP] Your Reddit username is your superhero name. What are your powers and what do you do? | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 23 | 17,399 |
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