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[EU] You are Barney Stinson explaining to Ted Mosby why high fives are such an important part of American history. | You might also try this in /r/explainlikeIAmA. | 2 | 0 | 8 | 18,500 |
[EU] You are Barney Stinson explaining to Ted Mosby why high fives are such an important part of American history. | "Ted! I'm so glad you could make it!"
Ted walks in sluggishly, visibly tired.
"Barney, it's 2 AM...we were just at the bar 4 hours ago. You called me saying it was an emergency, but no one is on fire and no one is dead, so what could you poss-"
"Shut up, Ted!", Barney put his arm around Ted's shoulders and began wa... | 7 | 0 | 8 | 18,501 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | I was chosen for the Marriage of Disinheritance, bonded to the High Elven Queen by the Elder Council. The day of our marriage was a somber one, with my wife crying throughout the ceremony at the pending loss of her throne, which came as soon as we said the words.
She hasn't adjusted well. Life on a simple farm, tend... | 10 | 0 | 36 | 18,502 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | She turns to look at me. It's the first time I've seen her and it's our wedding day. She's standing beside me underneath a canopy of green saplings sung into an arch. The only thing she's wearing is a crown of forget-me-nots placed in her hair, dark as the rich earth. Elves marry naked. I'm dressed in green and white a... | 41 | 0 | 36 | 18,503 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | You know, I think I'm starting to get used to her. I don't think she'll ever get used to me, though. It's been five years, but she's still practically an alien, for all she says she was born on earth.
Born five thousand-odd years ago, and she comes back and picks me for this farce of a marriage. She says her peop... | 8 | 0 | 36 | 18,504 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | "But, but, I'm a girl," explained Sarah. "I can't be this... elf's wife," she said as she slammed her palm on the thick wooden dining room table.
"Honey, I know, but it is the law. The Elusian pact must be maintained," said a middle aged woman sitting at the table holding her daughter's hand. "Blame your father, he re... | 3 | 0 | 36 | 18,505 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | The ceremony was quick, and a bit familiar to Jed - just two months prior, he had stood as witness while his older brother married their cousin Harriet. His own wedding, held in the Queen's high tower, at the first sunrise of spring, was sparsely attended. He had hoped his parents could watch but that was forbidden. ... | 4 | 0 | 36 | 18,506 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 36 | 18,507 |
[WP] Because of ancient law, you are forced to marry the High Elven Queen, She is the fine age of 5272, you are a 18 year old farmers boy. How goes the marriage? | "Kim?" I close the door behind me, its sound echoing throughout the hallway. I kick off my shoes and toss my Titans hat on the coat rack. The lack of noise in my house disturbs me. I've always been a nervous guy, but with everything's that happened in the past few weeks, my neurosis has been sent into overdrive. "Kim?"... | 11 | 0 | 36 | 18,508 |
[WP] God created humans in his image, which is why we love drama and violence so much. Well, so does God, and he created humans as his own personal soap opera. Write God's reaction to the World Wars. | "Oh, this is good." The Almighty rubbed his hands together with a smile in his face. "Gabriel! Are you watching this?"
The archangel appeared next to his Creator dutifully. He bowed and stood next to him.
Both of them looked down at the Stage of History, one in confusion and the other with glee.
"What is happenin... | 10 | 0 | 9 | 18,509 |
[WP] God created humans in his image, which is why we love drama and violence so much. Well, so does God, and he created humans as his own personal soap opera. Write God's reaction to the World Wars. | *World War 2* is a rare sequel which does not only better than the original, but goes above and beyond what the original could have been.
*World War 1*'s story is an absolute mess, even to fans of the miniseries *European History Between 1881 and 1914*. If you'll recall from my original review, I gave it a 3/10 and s... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 18,510 |
[WP] God created humans in his image, which is why we love drama and violence so much. Well, so does God, and he created humans as his own personal soap opera. Write God's reaction to the World Wars. | “Oh you have got to be fucking kidding. This is fantastic.”
“My Lord?”
“Some Serbs just assassinated the man in line for the Austrian throne. Everyone is fighting everyone else. Its ridiculous. You’d think that machine guns would have put the fear of death into people. That Europe thing back on earth just keeps getti... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 18,511 |
[PM] Prompt me! | Man is stuck on a lifeboat with a woman he despises. The feeling is mutual. They'll fall in love. | 4 | 0 | 6 | 18,512 |
[PM] Prompt me! | You're driving down a deserted highway at night, and as you keep on driving, you begin passing by increasingly strange things that are by the side of the road. | 3 | 0 | 6 | 18,513 |
[PM] Prompt me! | It's late and the witching hour approaches | 3 | 0 | 6 | 18,514 |
[PM] Prompt me! | You are in the seventh K of a 10-K race. You are well behind the field. You could just stop and walk off the course. No one would know or care. *What are you going to do? And why will you do it?* There's a story in it. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,515 |
[PM] Prompt me! | Some wishes come at a price. You underestimate how much it'll cost you. | 2 | 0 | 6 | 18,516 |
[PM] Prompt me! | The 5 year old who controls the world | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,517 |
[PM] Prompt me! | You heard on the grapevine that you're about to be fired, but you instead decide to quit in an epic fashion as a preemptive strike. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,518 |
[PM] Prompt me! | Are image prompts welcome? | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,519 |
[PM] Prompt me! | a 50+ year old man who is extremely homophobic gets seduced by another man in his 20s | 2 | 0 | 6 | 18,520 |
[PM] Prompt me! | After years of living in the closet, a man comes out to his parents as straight. His parents do not approve. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,521 |
[PM] Prompt me! | A hopelessly depressed, elderly man sits at a hole-in-the-wall bar and orders his drink. The 20-something year old blond, sitting next to him with mascara running down her face, orders the same thing.
EDIT: Sorry if the sentence structure of this comment seems off. I spent five minutes wording and re-wording this com... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 18,522 |
[PM] Prompt me! | Wedding day. Everything that could possibly go wrong goes right. Not a hitch or hiccup anywhere. All to the chagrin of one guest. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,523 |
[PM] Prompt me! | A pack of wolves has lost its' leader. The greatest politician of the group is chosen as the new alpha. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,524 |
[WP] A shapeshifting alien was sent to Earth at the dawn of humanity and has been a bystander for every major event. He is now returning home and is asked to judge the human race. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 9 | 18,525 |
[WP] A shapeshifting alien was sent to Earth at the dawn of humanity and has been a bystander for every major event. He is now returning home and is asked to judge the human race. | "...Resilient," I told him. My mind drifted to the war. The third one. Nukes blasting major cities to dust, people covered in blood running from fumes that were already in their lungs...
"What makes you say that they're resilient?" John asked, getting ready to type my answer into his computer. John was his human name... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 18,526 |
[WP] A shapeshifting alien was sent to Earth at the dawn of humanity and has been a bystander for every major event. He is now returning home and is asked to judge the human race. | Hello friends, colleagues, fellow Council members. I'd like to just briefly thank Ts'an Guldan for that lovely introduction.
There is a famous human--well, she is most famous to me, and significantly less famous to all of you--who unfortunately never saw beyond her 16th solar cycle. She is known across the tiny blue p... | 11 | 0 | 9 | 18,527 |
[WP] A shapeshifting alien was sent to Earth at the dawn of humanity and has been a bystander for every major event. He is now returning home and is asked to judge the human race. | I wrote a similar story a year ago lol | 1 | 0 | 9 | 18,528 |
[WP] A shapeshifting alien was sent to Earth at the dawn of humanity and has been a bystander for every major event. He is now returning home and is asked to judge the human race. | Juckta stood before the assembly, ready to deliver a speech he had been working on for the past ten thousand years. Out of habit he looked down at his wrist for the time. As he stared down at his wrist he remembered all his belongings had been taken for the anthropologists to study. He sighed and slumped down in his ch... | 5 | 0 | 9 | 18,529 |
[WP] A shapeshifting alien was sent to Earth at the dawn of humanity and has been a bystander for every major event. He is now returning home and is asked to judge the human race. | -047
Part 1
It was the pupils. From seed to fruit, humanity never noticed his pupils--gold rimmed and eternally twitching. He couldn't control that. It was the only thing he couldn't control.
"Stand and be judged." The Voice commanded. Hundreds of thousands of years, and still he never knew his superior's name or ti... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 18,530 |
[WP] Transcribing the Bible, there was a transcription error. Revelations should fortell of the Alpaca-lypse. | "Don't you see gentlemen?! It's coming and it's coming fast! We need to act, and act now!"
Bent over a large, incredibly well varnished business table, was Jonathan.
Jonathan's entire life had been leading up to this.
His usually bad and unkept hair had finally snapped and decided to actively try and flee from his ... | 11 | 0 | 30 | 18,531 |
[WP] Transcribing the Bible, there was a transcription error. Revelations should fortell of the Alpaca-lypse. | "Get down!"
A missile soared over head, scorching a field that used to belong to a farmer. Jacob stumbled through the dust and grit floating in the air, adjusting his oversized hat. The earth was lined with trenches, scars in the earth that signified the great war. Setting up the stand on his Dragunov, Jacob sent a se... | 3 | 0 | 30 | 18,532 |
[IP] Flying cat is really an alien. | Nallonti is careful. She doesn't take risks. It's how she's survived among the apes for the last two years. But she no longer has the luxury of caution. Some of the apes are bound to see her fly past the window, but time is short. Her mission is in jeopardy. She must get to the transport before the suspect.
She chide... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 18,533 |
[WP] The Tangent Box | Mew! Mew! Mew! Chimed the box, muffled by the metal layer.
"They *DIDN'T*." Gasped Dr Lyle.
"Of all the irresponsible exchanges..." Muttered Dr Rendi.
The machine whirred down, radiating its air into the enormous cooling towers.
Nonetheless, the box continued to mewl.
"Maybe it's some sort of... I don't know, Schr... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 18,534 |
[WP] The Tangent Box | After years of work I was finally here, at the Ipuquah cave where the Imqip people's texts said it was. The text had described a gold square, but this one was blue, then again, the text said they "were in communion with the children of another god" Still, the text described a gold cube, 9 ft. tall, they called it "The... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 18,535 |
[WP] After some kind of event superheroes have emerged. Describe the incident and how their existince effects society | I wasn't around when it happened. People have all sorts of names for it, but the most common one seems to be the maw. Every science book will have to be re-written because of it. Every single theoretical physicist will question what they know, because the vicious jaws of space and time itself tore a hole in the sky, an... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 18,536 |
[WP] After some kind of event superheroes have emerged. Describe the incident and how their existince effects society | Dear Chin,
Sorry I haven't written in a while. Things have been crazy.
To answer your question from your last email, the Aurora was intense, according to those who saw it. New Year's Eve, just as the Ball was dropping in New York and *BAM!* there it is: blue, green, red lights filling the clear midnight sky. My broth... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 18,537 |
[WP] After some kind of event superheroes have emerged. Describe the incident and how their existince effects society | I may be a writer, but what has happened to humans is beyond my own imagination. It just happened, a third of the world disappeared. Six days later, they returned with no memory of what happened. I was one of the Third. I remember talking to my wife...then she was screaming into the phone in the kitchen. No blackness. ... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 18,538 |
[WP] After some kind of event superheroes have emerged. Describe the incident and how their existince effects society | When the meteor had struck the ground, the explosion had deafened all those in the area. Elsa recalled how her ears had rung afterwards and the fear she felt running through her. Clara had wanted to go look, despite the fact that Elsa was terrified but she had always followed what Clara had wanted.
“Hold your arms ou... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 18,539 |
[WP] After some kind of event superheroes have emerged. Describe the incident and how their existince effects society | Mr. Johnathan Balgazette, residing in a little brick house in Milton Keynes, was not a particularly interesting man. He had once worked a government job, filing paperwork for the Revenue Agency, but had left such excitement behind him and settled into retirement with his wife, a former schoolteacher. Together they grew... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 18,540 |
[WP] After some kind of event superheroes have emerged. Describe the incident and how their existince effects society | At first the newscasters thought they were Chinese or Russian vessels of some kind, large objects that descended from the sky, unlike anything anyone had ever seen. We tried attacking them, but they remained unmarred by our assaults. Intelligence reports indicated the Chinese and Russians had nearly the same reaction... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 18,541 |
The Presidents Speech During WWIII |
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The Presidents Speech During WWIII | This morning at 5:23 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, a computer virus was released by the Chinese government in an attempt to gain access to our nuclear warheads. Thankfully, while none of these Weapons of Mass Destruction were able to be launched, one was detonated at its holding facility in the northern region of New Me... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 18,543 |
[WP] You inherit a tropical island | "An island."
"Why yes, sir. Four hours from the New Guinea coastline, complete with small harbor and manse. Total size is approximately 400 acres."
"That's all?"
The lawyer continued in an artificially excited manner. I'd bet he was imagining what it would be like to have his own island. As if he'd ever know. He was... | 13 | 0 | 13 | 18,544 |
[WP] You inherit a tropical island | The greenery was long gone by now, logging did it in mostly. The green coves that dotted the little micro harbors had been found to be composed of chalcopyrite, and so they were strip mined to make copper tubing for residential homes back home in the United States. Offshore oil production had peaked, and some of the ... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 18,545 |
[WP] You inherit a tropical island | "Alright, now that we've got the budgeting and logistics crap out of the way, I've got just a few miscellaneous items to talk about. Number one, the soundtrack to the movie Summer Rental will now be played 24 hours a day. I realize not everyone likes calypso music and Jimmy Buffet, but I own this island and Alan Silves... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 18,546 |
[PM] Prompt me! | Pick the last song you listened to and make it into a story | 3 | 0 | 2 | 18,547 |
[PM] Prompt me! | A time traveler was once stranded in the past, and he tries to change history to avoid the mistakes of his home timeline. Now he's dying of old age, wondering whether the changes he'd succeeded in making this world a better place. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,548 |
[PM] Prompt me! | A mermaid falls in love with a pirate Captain. The captain is a woman. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,549 |
[PM] Prompt me! | In a world where dogs can talk, your best friend and you are out hunting together. He caught you masturbating the night before and wants to know why humans do that. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,550 |
[PM] Prompt me! | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,551 |
[WP] A person is stabbed to death by a painting. | If you stare at Van Gogh's Starry Night long enough, it looks like the clouds are in motion. I like to go up to the top floor of MOMA and just stand in front of it for 15 minutes or so when I sweep the building every night. Hell, it's probably why I took this job in the first place.
The night of February 15th starte... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 18,552 |
[WP] A person is stabbed to death by a painting. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 5 | 18,553 |
[WP] "Indeed", he/she says, as he/she pulls the trigger. | She looked at the address on the crumpled, stained napkin one more time before entering the crumbling hut. It was the latest in a long line of leads that she had been tracking down. It wasn't any more promising than the previous 12. Or was it 14? She had lost count.
The inside was dark and smelled of rotting wood and ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 18,554 |
[WP] "Indeed", he/she says, as he/she pulls the trigger. | Why couldn't you accept me for who I really am?
I do accept you for who you are. A man.
Maybe part of me. But not all of me.
If you want to be a faggot, get the fuck out of my house. I won't have a faggot living under my roof.
Do you have any idea how much it hurts to hear you say that?
If it hurts, stop being ... | 5 | 0 | 4 | 18,555 |
[WP] "Indeed", he/she says, as he/she pulls the trigger. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 18,556 |
[WP] "Indeed", he/she says, as he/she pulls the trigger. | The high pitched wailing of the little girl was drilling into her head like an ice pick on the end of a jackhammer
"just shut the fuck up before i beat you to death with a two-by-four." She mumbled under her breath. The room was dark and junk was piled in the corner. A teddy bear on the top of the pile was holding on f... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 18,557 |
[WP] "Indeed", he/she says, as he/she pulls the trigger. | She shuffled along the side of the fence. She wanted to cling to the wires. Something to help her balance. They took the frame away. She was so tired. Everything ached. Her arms clung to the air with each uneasy step. It looked so ungainly. Her breathing was not only heavy, it was rasping. Her nightgown clung to her wi... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 18,558 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 12 | 18,559 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | Get your death here, get your ice cold death! It won't hurt! If you lived a good life, you might even get to go to heaven! The long rest is extremely refreshing! Ice cold death! No dollar, no dollar! New experience, completely free! Explore the supernatural! Escape the grind! You want a death buddy?
All right... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 18,560 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | "No more pain?"
"Not even a little," I said. "The moment you take my hand, it's over. No more needles, no more suffering."
"But...what about my family? No. I'm not ready to go."
"Daniel, this is as ready as you'll ever be. The cancer is coursing through your body at a rate you've never before experienced. Tomorrow, ... | 11 | 0 | 12 | 18,561 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 18,562 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | Hello Michael, we have much to talk about. Despite your best efforts, you are at the end of your life, and so you find yourself at my door. I know what you are thinking, “Why now, why me? This isn't happening.” Well, the short answer is the guy driving that semi lost control and drove you off the road. Do not be mad... | 5 | 0 | 12 | 18,563 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | “It looks beautiful down there doesn’t it?” The captain creeped from the shadows of the deck and placed his hands on my shoulder. I was alone when I walked to the rails, I didn’t even notice him smoking his cigar on the other side. “When you stare into the dark depths of the waters everything else just becomes insignif... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 18,564 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | "You must not be afraid child. I have come to bring you rest."
"who are you?"
"I am an end i have no true name, though omega has a nice ring to it"
"do you work here in the hospital mister"
"Not in the normal sense no. Though i am here quite often."
"Are you a good person? Mommy says im not to talk to bad people."... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 18,565 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | Death sat on the edge of the hospital bed, staring at Harry. Harry was asleep.
Death sighed and looked at his watch. He pulled out a cigarette. Lit it. Then Death reached over at stuck his finger in Harry's left nostril.
"Hnnng, urk" Harry muttered in his sleep.
Death pinched Harry's nose shut, forcing Harry to... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 18,566 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | "Hello Grant, I am death. Whenever a person dies they are actually given a choice whether or not they want to die or keep living. I am here to convince you to die."
"I don't want to die, nothing you can say can possibly convince me."
"Really? Nothing? Just because you can't imagine an argument that would convince you... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 18,567 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | Strangely enough, the fall was the most terrifying part, because once you take that leap, there is no going back; its official. Yet somehow the fall was also the most tranquil. It was those moments before impact where the world slows to a crawl and every second feels like a lifetime. Through this unexpected lucidity... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 18,568 |
[WP] Death's sales pitch | [TW suicide]
When I got there, she was already holding a razor in her hand, dismembering it for a blade. Her breathing was ragged, as it always was when I came to see her. I'd been watching this one for a while, trying to figure out the best way to approach. A whispered voice in her mind? Manifesting in my boss's clas... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 18,569 |
[IP] Pretend that these 10 pictures are recently-released pieces of concept art for Disney's next animated feature film. What is the movie about? | Once upon a time, one long forgotten, there was a pair of lovers. She from the Vert Kingdom and he from the Kingdom of Osin.
The two loved each other so greatly, neither distance nor allegiance mattered to them. Others however, were not so understanding. Their two countries were at war, and the two were powerful wield... | 8 | 0 | 15 | 18,570 |
[IP] Pretend that these 10 pictures are recently-released pieces of concept art for Disney's next animated feature film. What is the movie about? | Imagine a world, over run with hairy furry dragons. No imagine you're a young man alone in the wilderness, and you and your red painted sleigh are all that stand between these baleful monsters of tooth and claw and mankind's destruction. Ony you hold the secret to taming the mountain toppling behemoths before they dest... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 18,571 |
[IP] Pretend that these 10 pictures are recently-released pieces of concept art for Disney's next animated feature film. What is the movie about? | 1. Introduce hero. Little girl.
2. Introduce problem. Parents going through a nasty divorce. Throw in a quick scene with lots of yelling to drive it home.
3. Call to adventure. A disheveled, middle-aged, world-traveling man appears. He invites her to go explore a newly discovered world with him.
4. They get to ... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 18,572 |
[IP] Pretend that these 10 pictures are recently-released pieces of concept art for Disney's next animated feature film. What is the movie about? | The world we see is not all there is to be seen.
All around us, in every corner of the world, the ancient beings that shaped the earth sleep, waiting, unobserved and quiet...until now.
Something is waking the ancient ones, and magic has returned to Earth at the turn of the 20th century. A man and his son- a boy with ... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 18,573 |
[IP] Pretend that these 10 pictures are recently-released pieces of concept art for Disney's next animated feature film. What is the movie about? | "What haven't we done yet, uh, an Eskimo princess?" Said Dan Disney, half of the crack creative team the Disney Brothers.
"Uh, they're called Inuits, and I think *Frozen* counts. It's good enough. What are they going to do, throw blubber at us?" Replied Dave Disney, cigar ash burning a hole in his tracing paper, right... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 18,574 |
[WP] Write a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story. | "Walker pressed his hand against the machine he had grown so fond of one final time, as the pain in his side grew stronger. He fell to the ground as the sirens began to blare, and the last thing he saw was a man in blue rushing in, gun in hand."
Vinny threw the pen on the ground, almost screaming with joy. He'd never ... | 7 | 0 | 6 | 18,575 |
[WP] Write a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story. | *"It's about a guy writing a story about a guy writing a story. It's fiction, but it'll be chock full of insight into the world of writing about writing. You see we've read tons of stories about the process of writing, but hardly any about the process of writing about the process of writing."*
*"And who's your market?... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 18,576 |
[WP] Write a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story. | John had taken a quick break from writing his novel to make himself a sandwich. It was a delicious. Tuna with Sriracha and provolone cheese on wheat bread. He returned to his computer, satisfied and started to write the climax of the story:
Evan didn't even look from his typewriter when the thunder boomed and the l... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,577 |
[WP] Write a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,578 |
[WP] Write a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story about a man writing a story. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,579 |
A telepath walking down a busy street, absently hearing the thoughts of those around, when suddenly he hears echoes of his own thoughts... Another telepath is nearby. |
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[PI] An elderly character is terminally ill, and decides to take their own life after living it to the fullest. Show us a brief glimpse into their last thoughts, or take us on a journey in their final dreams. | *Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
Don's vision was foggy. It wasn't just the fact that his glasses were missing- he felt himself coming in and out of focus. His entire existence, not just consciousness. It was blissful. Like waves of sleep.
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
He was self conscious. His hands didn't feel like his hands. T... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 18,581 |
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[PI] An elderly character is terminally ill, and decides to take their own life after living it to the fullest. Show us a brief glimpse into their last thoughts, or take us on a journey in their final dreams. | Its not as though I have any children, Jeanne thought in regret, in my seventy-seven years of life my Career has been my everything. Success was easy, its all I know. Morphing becoming different people. It is my life's work. The life of any actress is vibrant, and bold. Full of energy, ever changing. I have traveled se... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 18,583 |
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SWEET JESUS, SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE A DISNEY UN MEETING. |
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What do we say to the God of death? Not today. |
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What do we say to the God of death? Not today. | "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Wyant,
My name is Lieutenant Ryan Jameson. I am your son's platoon leader. As such, this is the heart-wrenching burden which falls to me - it is with the deepest regrets that I must inform you that your son, Tyler, has died gallantly upon the field of battle.
I understand that the details of your s... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 18,587 |
[WP] The Internet stops working | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 18,588 |
[WP] The company you work for is actually a separate nation with many factions. Describe what happens. | Chubby and pasty skin folds atop itself and jiggles as the King rises to call the meeting to order, with graying and balding hair smelling faintly of shaving cream.
"The budget meeting now commences."
Before anyone else can move Duke Tim of Marketing leaps up, sending his wheeled office chair clattering to the blue... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 18,589 |
[WP] The company you work for is actually a separate nation with many factions. Describe what happens. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,590 |
[WP] The company you work for is actually a separate nation with many factions. Describe what happens. | "The Coastalian Guard is attacking our shores sir!" The worn-out message runner panted.
"Damn. They must have allied with the Navians. Call on our allies, the Mariners, for help on our east coast. Bombard the west Coastalian Guard forces with our long-range artillery. We need our shipments from the other nations to co... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 18,591 |
[MP] The Blower's daughter | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,592 |
[IP] Write a backstory to this picture of a little girl. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 5 | 18,593 |
[IP] Write a backstory to this picture of a little girl. | I've seen her before. The girl in that picture. I've seen her before this prompt was posted. Her name was . . . Coralee. I think. I think her name was Coralee. Why did you post that picture? She's been dead for years; nearly sixty in fact.
Where did you find it? I mean, it's probably some stock photo you found on the ... | 6 | 0 | 5 | 18,594 |
[WP] A person with lots of power/recourses enslaves champions, heroes, and warriors to do his/her dirty work. Now one of them has rebelled and escaped, and the others have been tasked with hunting him/her down and bringing the rebel back to the master dead or alive. | “Well?” the All-father demanded.
A bead of sweat trickled down Anubis’ ebon forehead as he knelt before the heavenly throne. “My lord, we have searched the heavens, high and low, for the renegade. Artemis’ hounds have turned this dimension inside out ― not a single trace was to be found. The wildlings have tried every... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 18,595 |
[WP] A person with lots of power/recourses enslaves champions, heroes, and warriors to do his/her dirty work. Now one of them has rebelled and escaped, and the others have been tasked with hunting him/her down and bringing the rebel back to the master dead or alive. | Targos the Red, Slayer of the Fork-Tongued Wyrm, Warrior-King of the Barbarian Horde, was the first to raise the issue.
"Guys," he said, as he looked up from the accounting ledger perched precariously on the pommel of his saddle. "What did the master say, exactly?"
The others reined in their horses and gathered aro... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 18,596 |
[WP] A telepath walking down a busy street, absently hearing the thoughts of those around, when suddenly he hears echoes of his own thoughts... Another telepath is nearby. | There's always someone somewhere near me. Why are there so many *people* in this goddamned world? It's maddening. I can't think for myself at all without someone else's mind barging in. Can you imagine hearing the thoughts of every depressed cubicle slave, every horny teenager, every single person within a hundred feet... | 18 | 0 | 20 | 18,597 |
[WP] A telepath walking down a busy street, absently hearing the thoughts of those around, when suddenly he hears echoes of his own thoughts... Another telepath is nearby. | The sounds creep up slowly, whispers at first. Little abstract things that tickle the peripherals of my mind.
I am a musician, a pianist. I've spent years curled up on the bed with headphones over my ears. The music changes your mind. The cells of your brain get pushed around and clumped together like clay, sculpted b... | 8 | 0 | 20 | 18,598 |
[WP] Lifelong Dreams -More info in post- | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 18,599 |
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