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[WP/EU] A costumed Disney Parks character suddenly switches places with their fictional counterpart. | Being "herself" at Euro Disney had been overwhelming at first. Everyone was so kind and friendly. Most of her life she'd been the odd one out. Never quite fitting in. But this place... it seemed made for her! Days smiling, playing, telling stories, singing and dancing. Not to mention the time she had to herself, with h... | 10 | 0 | 36 | 20,000 |
[WP/EU] A costumed Disney Parks character suddenly switches places with their fictional counterpart. | The old man, the two-faced son of a jackal who talked them into making the trip in the first place, betrayed them and left them for dead inside the rapidly closing cave opening. After a few minutes of unconsciousness--well deserved, if you asked him--Aladdin awoke to find that Abu had double-crossed the double-crosser ... | 8 | 0 | 36 | 20,001 |
[WP] Dinosaurs go head to head with squids in a cake decorating competition! | The dinosaur roared in frustration as he tried to pick up the icing. “Why must I be cursed with little arms?!”
Meanwhile, the squid wiggled its tentacles in frustration, as it tried to release its grip on the icing. “Why must I be cursed with sticky fingers?!”
In the end, neither opponents could not make thei... | 6 | 0 | 6 | 20,002 |
[WP] Dinosaurs go head to head with squids in a cake decorating competition! | "I see the cake, but I can't touch it" said the squid to his coach. "just believe in yourself son, you can do it" . The coach squid proceeds to spend the next hour delivering the most moving and emotionally charged speech ever given. But the squid is stuck in a glass and the cake is just outside it. However, he was... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 20,003 |
[WP] Dinosaurs go head to head with squids in a cake decorating competition! | "Two species.....One kitchen.....NO RULES!
THIS....IS.....
**CROSS-SPECIES CAKE DECORAMA 4000!!!!!!**"
"Hello, folks, I'm Chuck Piping, and with me as always is Ty Fondant, welcome to Cross-Species Cake Decorama 4000! We've got a special episode for the folks today, Ty, tell us more about what we can expect."
"Chu... | 4 | 0 | 6 | 20,004 |
[WP] One day, all humans suddenly became sterile, including the babies of pregnant women. Write about society fifty years later. | This is the plot of Children of Men, I recommend you watch it, great movie.
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[WP] One day, all humans suddenly became sterile, including the babies of pregnant women. Write about society fifty years later. | At first everyone was devastated; the complete loss of our most basic instinct rendered many to lose all hope and meaning in their lives. Some killed themselves, especially the midwives. But then some pragmatic jerk realised that it would solve our over-population problem, the Earth was saved (for a while at least). Of... | 12 | 0 | 5 | 20,006 |
[WP] One day, all humans suddenly became sterile, including the babies of pregnant women. Write about society fifty years later. | "How many humans are left in the world George?"
"Hell if I know Lenny. Hell if I know." The questioning man shoots his friend a look. "Shut up George. I hate when it you call me that. I hated that book growing up. My mother named me Lenore for a reason. My question still stands."
George lays down the newspaper he's r... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 20,007 |
[PM] I would like to try something. | [Halftime America with Lee Brice](http://youtu.be/oM4xO5azcvE) | 2 | 0 | 5 | 20,008 |
[PM] I would like to try something. | [Stay on the path](http://i.imgur.com/kGnfAlM.jpg) | 2 | 0 | 5 | 20,009 |
[PM] I would like to try something. | [Here's one for ya](http://i.imgur.com/ReJocBT.jpg) | 1 | 0 | 5 | 20,010 |
[PM] I would like to try something. | [Try this.](http://i.imgur.com/VCnuncO.jpg) | 1 | 0 | 5 | 20,011 |
[PM] I would like to try something. | ["humidity" by ~doming92](http://doming92.deviantart.com/art/humidity-367527057) | 1 | 0 | 5 | 20,012 |
[IP] Into the Unknown | The oars pulled through the icy waters to a song low and steady. The glaciers slipped past. Captain Niehab marked their progress, his thoughts lulled by the steady brush of the sea against the hull. In his mind he was far from this frozen world; he could taste berries, sweet on his tongue; the afternoon sun tilting thr... | 8 | 0 | 9 | 20,013 |
[IP] Into the Unknown | My hands are numb, despite the thick wool of the gloves that I use to try and keep them from losing circulation. We had gone in search of new land, to find a new place to live, to expand our country’s reach, but I believe that was a dire mistake. I wonder whether I’m still within my own world. If so, then surely this p... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 20,014 |
[IP] Into the Unknown | It was not the chill of the air that surprised Kaino as he awoke form his bunk, nor was it the light flurry of snow that covered his cabin, drifting in from the open window. It was not the giant icebergs nor the crackling sea foam, but the ungodly silence that surrounded his ship. In Wolfthram, his home city, the land ... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 20,015 |
[IP] Into the Unknown | This is the boat I was born on. This is the ship I have lived my whole life. I know nothing but this boat. And the icy seas we have sailed. I know nothing but the people on this boat. And the way they live. Today is different. Today we go ashore. Today I leave this boat for the first time. I know nothing about where I ... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 20,016 |
[WP] You can make one wish before you are reborn | Here's a tip to prompts:
Make it GOOD.
Really good.
As in, The wish.
Make it something like, "Making a difference."
"Being a leader."
"Be a badass." | 2 | 0 | 2 | 20,017 |
[WP] An updated version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, featuring events from 1990 to the present. | I'll start:
Noriega, Mr. Bean
Bush the 2nd hits the scene
Mandela at last released
Germany unites | 4 | 0 | 12 | 20,018 |
[WP] An updated version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, featuring events from 1990 to the present. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 20,019 |
[WP] An updated version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, featuring events from 1990 to the present. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 12 | 20,020 |
[WP] An updated version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, featuring events from 1990 to the present. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 20,021 |
[WP] An updated version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, featuring events from 1990 to the present. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 12 | 20,022 |
[WP] An updated version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, featuring events from 1990 to the present. | (OT) Why does this list four comments but the only one actually _there_ is /u/donohizzle's? And yes, I might write a proper response. | 3 | 0 | 12 | 20,023 |
[EU] JD from Scrubs has cancer and is dying, and he's speaking to Dr. Cox in hospital. | Oh man I hope someone answers this. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 20,024 |
[WP] Man soon learns that foul things linger in the Deep places of the World... | They told us in Geology class that if you dug too deep into the Earth's mantle you'd hit that glorious geo-thermal pay-dirt, magma. That's what the government sent us after, an energy source to power the masses. It would save millions and reconnect the three American power grids. So we went.
It's not like they tell you... | 5 | 0 | 4 | 20,025 |
[WP] A man is on hold with customer service, and with looping "elevator" music in his ear, he pours his heart out to the rep on the other end. | *bing* Thank you for calling **-omitted-**, we value your call. Please wait for the next available technician. *bing*
Come on... come on... Christ, I just want to know why I'm paying more this month. How long do I need to wait? What will they do when they actually pick up? Come on..
*bing* Thank you for calling ... | 5 | 0 | 7 | 20,026 |
[WP] A life-long nihilist begins to crave meaning -- and finds it. | Nathan had never seen the reasoning behind continuing to work forward save to keep himself with a roof over his head and not starving to death. Even if he was going to nothing and living through nothing, he could go that way in comfort. But working for nothing became boring and repetitive. He had wondered if something ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 20,027 |
[wp] Large prompt! Write a story about this war. details inside. | The planet was utterly wrecked. Starved of resources and riddled with fresh craters it was just a shell of it's former self. The moon, once bright in the sky, was merely a debris field, spread out over thousands of kilometers.
But still, the war went on. The massive, scaled Mastodon, used brute force and strategy to ... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 20,028 |
[WP] Every day at 1.35PM, the earth goes into a state of zero gravity for precisely 5 minutes. How does this effect the daily life of people | "ahh, shit." Sarah muttered as her lunch slowly rose above the table. She was surfing the web and had lost track of time. She quickly sandwiched her plate and it's contents between her hands to prevent the mess that would occur in the next few minutes. Her Husband, james, turned away from the sofa to coyly smile at her... | 6 | 0 | 7 | 20,029 |
[WP] Every day at 1.35PM, the earth goes into a state of zero gravity for precisely 5 minutes. How does this effect the daily life of people | *"just what are we dealing with?"*
"Mr President, the gravitational anomaly appeared at 1:35 PM local time near the west coast, it is moving away from us at the moment but it shows no sign of weaking, slowing down or shrinking. right now the anomaly extends from the north pole to the south pole, and is moving west at ... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 20,030 |
[WP] Every day at 1.35PM, the earth goes into a state of zero gravity for precisely 5 minutes. How does this effect the daily life of people | It's that time again. The mysterious time where everything floats in the air. Nothing touches the ground. But this phenomenon does not affect children. Little kids are happy as fuck. They could pretend, for that mere 5 minutes, that they are on the moon. They would float and hug the ceiling, pretending to be Spiderman.... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,031 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | "We hope you find solace in your time here at Periphery Hotels, sir. If there's anything we can do to assist you, please do not hesitate to call down to the front desk."
The bell hop stood in the room's doorway, arms folded behind his back, with an eager yet pleasant expression on his face. Nathan looked at him with o... | 24 | 0 | 25 | 20,032 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | When the government passed a law saying assisted suicide, for any reason, was legal it was bound to happen. The first one was innocent enough. It was a bed and breakfast in Vermont called, "The River House." Its name held no special meaning and it wasn't very fancy. The owners made sure the press stayed far away to all... | 23 | 0 | 25 | 20,033 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | Drip
Drip
Driip
Drip
...
Dripdrip
Drip
_Drip_ | 0 | 0 | 25 | 20,034 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | It's probably the weirdest first day on the job, I'll tell you that much, but you just sort of get used to it, you know?
The people you meet, they're all characters. Some laugh, some cry, some just stare through the world, like they're already somewhere else.
It's the funny ones that got to me at first. Some piece of... | 3 | 0 | 25 | 20,035 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | "So what are you in for?"
She looked up at his tired smile, half-hearted but genuine. It was like telling a joke at a funeral, but since it was their funeral, it didn't seem crass. She smiled back.
"Nothing, I guess," she answered after a moment, swirling the ice cubes around in her glass. "Just...nothing. There's no... | 2 | 0 | 25 | 20,036 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 25 | 20,037 |
[WP] A hotel that is designed specifically for guests to kill themselves. | "And remember sir," The bellhop says to me as he lays my luggage down onto my room's bed. "enjoy your stay at The Necronomicon. It's Egypt's finest hotel."
"Yeah, uh, I'll be sure to remember that." I say as I take off my coat and throw it over the chair. The bellhop then leaves the room and closes the door. When he c... | 1 | 0 | 25 | 20,038 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 74 | 20,039 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! |
if (female == true&&single==true&&interestedInMe==true&&imSingle==true)
{
person.say("Hi. What are you doing tonight?");
person.setplans(Date);
}
if (date.goeswell ==false)
{
time.doOver(currentTime, Date.GetTimeStart);
... | 36 | 0 | 74 | 20,040 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! | "What do you mean I have to use 'Brainfuck'?!" | 7 | 0 | 74 | 20,041 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 74 | 20,042 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! | "Here you go, my friend."
"Huh?"
Dan Oswald shook his head and blinked rapidly at the overweight, bearded man standing at his desk.
"Your new computer. Well, definitely not new, but at least this one works," the man said.
Oh yeah, thanks..." Dan gave a quick look to the badge dangling from the man's mustard-staine... | 25 | 0 | 74 | 20,043 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! | "So, let's just upload the new background image for the website here... Oops! I forgot the '.com'... that's odd! It accepted it anyway. AGH!"
John stared at the walls for a full minute, his brain refusing to process that the walls were now showing the image he had just uploaded. A scantily dressed woman draped over a ... | 7 | 0 | 74 | 20,044 |
[WP] A lowly intern programmer discovers that he has the power to code the real world. Adventure ensues! | ‘If you don’t fix this goddamn problem by start of business tomorrow I’ll see you never work in this town again. You mark my fucking words, son.’
His last word having been suitably delivered, Head of Programming Cong Frankham straightened up and gave a strong downwards tug on his tailored suit jacket, which had crept ... | 4 | 0 | 74 | 20,045 |
[WP] You are riding the bus to work on a typical weekday, when you suddenly notice something strange: the bus is not heading for your work location, but for a psych ward. | I usually just sleep on the bus because, I mean really, why on God's green Earth would I want to deal with these people? They're fuckin' maniacs; spitting out gum on the floor, coughing on everything, using speakerphone, cussing each other out, stealing people's wallets...the list could go on for pages. I'm your averag... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,046 |
[MP] Don Davis - Welcome to the real world | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 20,047 |
[WP] "I confess." | "Okay, okay I confess, I made it all up. But, don't look at me like that. I didn't expect things to go this way. I just wanted it to be like it use to be. I never get to see you anymore. I just wante- I'm sorry man."
I don't let go of his hand. It's warm but I feel no life behind it. Oh god I regretted it all. This wh... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 20,048 |
[WP] "I confess." | The cathedral loomed before the disheveled man. His eyes, bloodshot and sunken from the sleepless night, squinted as his gaze took in the looming spires.
The organ's notes caused the great door's handle to vibrate in his slippery grasp. Slowly, he shuffled his way to the nearest pew in the rear. He gazed at the row... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 20,049 |
You are a young man who, after five years of social stasis, has an awakening within himself which allows him to see who he has become in that time. |
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[PI]You are the priest, looking at a pile of bodies after the last rush. The survivors are behind you, armed and ready for the next wave. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 4 | 20,051 |
[PI]You are the priest, looking at a pile of bodies after the last rush. The survivors are behind you, armed and ready for the next wave. | I know I haven't had much sleep but I think I can see souls now. I see them now just as clearly as I can see the dark void of evil that faces us. Those bodies lying there are just shells. I saw the last flicker of light launch from that pile an hour ago.
That dear soul even parted the clouds as it left this Earth. Th... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 20,052 |
[WP] A food fight in a highschool written as if it's a real warzone. | As I felt the resounding thud of impact echo through my chest cavity, my cheeks were glazed with a fine red mist. I knew it was only a matter of time, no one expects to make it through unscathed, I just hoped it wouldn't have been this bad, center mass. I slide down the pillar I had been taking cover behind, slumping... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 20,053 |
[WP] A food fight in a highschool written as if it's a real warzone. | The live feed enters the student council room. the six students, sit at edge of their seats. the Vice president wishing he was in that action. the chief secretary wished to stay clean of this issue attempts tries to prevent her brother from getting into the warzone.
all eyes though were on the student body president. ... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 20,054 |
[WP] A food fight in a highschool written as if it's a real warzone. | War is Hell.
But hell can't even begin to describe what it's like to see your best friend cowering under a table with his hands over his new suede shoes screaming for it all to just end already.
No.
It never took much. Someone would take something off their friends tray, a skirmish of give and take would break out... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,055 |
[WP] Whilst celebrating their victory, a basketball coach finds himself victim to the infamous "Gatorade Dump". He loses his footing and on his way to the floor experiences the starkest and most definitive realization of his life. | Bill had been coach since 1964, almost 30 years of basket ball.
And in this moment he finally understood what it was that drove him, what made him love and what made him happy.
He had been in this situation before, many times. Through the '76 undefeated season he was splashed almost every game, He had become accustome... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 20,056 |
[WP] Whilst celebrating their victory, a basketball coach finds himself victim to the infamous "Gatorade Dump". He loses his footing and on his way to the floor experiences the starkest and most definitive realization of his life. | So, I read this as "snarkiest." I came here expecting something very, very different. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 20,057 |
[IP] We are not time travellers | I didn't go with the same satirical commentary that the pictures had, and I totally forgot to include the Atari gaming thing. But, [*Here is my response.*](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xJVKm-8broKFLckco1t9V_m08U4kTuNVwDnzj90ehbk/edit?usp=sharing)
Or, here it is, copied from the Google Doc:
Theodore Roosevelt M... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 20,058 |
[WP] Soulmates exist, and if someone doesn't find theirs before a certain age, both of them die. Your main character hasn't found their soulmate and doesn't have long |
This is my first prompt comment can you tell me how I did.
"Today is the day" Ron said to himself sadden ready to die. Ron was a 29 year old man with only a hour left for him to find his soulmate.Just a year ago the world government set a law stating that everyone in the world had to find their soulmate before th... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 20,059 |
[WP] Soulmates exist, and if someone doesn't find theirs before a certain age, both of them die. Your main character hasn't found their soulmate and doesn't have long | Jane crossed off yet another square on her calendar and sighed. She was one away from the square with the red circle; February 14th, her 27th birthday. She fingered the necklace; it was gold pendant in the shape of half a heart, in the middle sat a jewel that currently glowed blue. She had been given it at birth, every... | 6 | 0 | 4 | 20,060 |
[WP] Soulmates exist, and if someone doesn't find theirs before a certain age, both of them die. Your main character hasn't found their soulmate and doesn't have long | *The boy again, always watching, always too far away to reach, no matter how far she ran. The closer she got the harder he was to reach. This time there was a river, a tiny bridge far out of her way or she could take her chances. He was worth the risk, she ran through the water – it was only shallow and hardly fast mov... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 20,061 |
[WP] Soulmates exist, and if someone doesn't find theirs before a certain age, both of them die. Your main character hasn't found their soulmate and doesn't have long | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 20,062 |
[WP] No-one was going to be proud of him, but it had to be done | Bullets tore through the calm of snowfall overhead then slammed into the old oak of Normandy in quick pops. George held his helmet, cold sweat turning into ice against his tan skin. These weren't the beaches of Miami anymore. The Buzzsaw released another burst, the wood cracked, splinters shot out like razors and the t... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,063 |
[WP] Full simulation of all five senses is now possible due to a computer implanted in the brain, and MMO's are now the most popular activity in the world. Until, by some calamity, you get trapped inside one. | Well, I guess I have plenty of time, so I'll start from the beginning.
March 2014. A good year for some. A bad year for me. Y'know that VR thing? Virtual Reality? Yeah, that. The eggheads found a way to simulate touch, too. And smell. And taste. So, yeah. Five senses. Then some new upstart went and integrated those in... | 15 | 0 | 18 | 20,064 |
[WP] Full simulation of all five senses is now possible due to a computer implanted in the brain, and MMO's are now the most popular activity in the world. Until, by some calamity, you get trapped inside one. | Here's one of my favorite fantasy novels with a similar (but not the same) idea. They use immersion tanks full of gel and other technological devices to interact with the Net, no brain implants.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherland | 2 | 0 | 18 | 20,065 |
[WP] Full simulation of all five senses is now possible due to a computer implanted in the brain, and MMO's are now the most popular activity in the world. Until, by some calamity, you get trapped inside one. | You might like Peirs Anthony's [Killobyte](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killobyte). Written in the 90s, I think it has held up well. I really enjoyed the book when I read it as a young adult.
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[WP] Full simulation of all five senses is now possible due to a computer implanted in the brain, and MMO's are now the most popular activity in the world. Until, by some calamity, you get trapped inside one. | Sword Art Online........ | 3 | 0 | 18 | 20,067 |
[WP] Full simulation of all five senses is now possible due to a computer implanted in the brain, and MMO's are now the most popular activity in the world. Until, by some calamity, you get trapped inside one. | They call them tilts. It's an acronym: Stands for thought integrated listening technology. Basically they started out as mp3 players you never had to charge (you'd be surprised what bio-electricity can manage). Wireless updating, surround sound capable, surgically installed brain iPods. Who knew they'd sell like hotcak... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 20,068 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Two heavies are gripping my arms. They're the only things keeping me upright, cause my legs have been reduced to quivering jelly at this point. My employer took great pleasure in sliding the iron knuckleduster over his fingers, casting me a fast wink before driving a fist into my stomach. It rips the air from my lungs ... | 149 | 0 | 251 | 20,069 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Transferred sleep feels like ... nothing, really. It's probably the one thing that comes close to being in a coma. Without actually being in one, I mean. You're not rested, because, obviously, your sleep has been transferred, but you're not exhausted, either, since you didn't really *do* anything in the time your emplo... | 31 | 0 | 251 | 20,070 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | As I look over the ledger of clients for today, I shrug my shoulders. James Jenkins. All I know is that he's using my service to not need to sleep, and make himself indispensable in his office. But the last time I slept for him, he stiffed me.
"I just want to give it a trial period before I pay. That's within my right... | 10 | 0 | 251 | 20,071 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | “Another one?” Detective Holt complained. He gulped the rest of his coffee in one long go, relishing the burn it left in his throat. Tossing the cup away, he sighed and yawned mightily, white breath mingling with the morning fog. “God, I’m tired,” he muttered to nobody in particular. “Three hours of sleep last night. F... | 71 | 0 | 251 | 20,072 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | I was going to kill myself. Then they came up with an alternative existence: sleep.
By law I have to be awake for two hours a day. The rest of the time I sleep, and I get paid for it. Originally I was hired by a big time executive to be his personal sleeper. He provided me with a nicely furnished room in his house. I... | 41 | 0 | 251 | 20,073 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Last night I dreamed that Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair with my wife. I was talking to her in the bedroom and suddenly Arnold had me in a headlock and was dangling me above my wife while I begged her to take a picture for SocialNet. He had biceps on top of biceps and I could feel them like rubber intertubes again... | 5 | 0 | 251 | 20,074 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | ‘Well, it was never strictly legal to begin with.’
‘Legal? Fuck legality, Gary. I need to sleep.’
‘Yes, of course, I understand that, sir… but you must know, the, uh, contract – there’s no way to enforce it, as such.’
‘Look at me, Gary.’ The man who spoke raised his head wearily from the crook of his elbow. His appe... | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,075 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | It was an above average week in an above average year. Ten bodies on my board, added to the eleven ongoing that I had yet to close. The city felt like it was rotting, decaying, crumbling under its own oppressive bulk and I was the one left to pick up all the pieces.
The last one had been bad. A twenty-something year o... | 10 | 0 | 251 | 20,076 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Dinging signalled the arrival of another e-mail. Tom winced and sighed aloud, lowering his eyes to the vibrating mail icon. Hovering the pointer over the icon, a pop-up indicated four new e-mails, all listed as critical. Maximizing the e-mail client, he scanned the e-mail's subject lines, each one indicating a new issu... | 3 | 0 | 251 | 20,077 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Katie held up her protest sign in front of the sleep clinic. She joined in the chant with a handful of the other protesters. She eyed the crowd. Smaller than I wished, she thought to herself. "Sleep is not for sale," they said over and over. Steve stood closely next to her holding his own sign. He also looked around an... | 4 | 0 | 251 | 20,078 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | [OT] best job ever. just sayin' | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,079 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,080 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | I'm a dreamer. I've always been good at it. That world which I prefer to be. When sleep takes me, landscapes are created solely for my eyes. Structures stand stubbornly bending the laws of the common architect. All whirled together from the sands of my mind. This is my world. Created to sooth and control. Only when sle... | 5 | 0 | 251 | 20,081 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Telesomnia. That's what they called it. The transmission of sleep from one person to another. All you needed was two people with implants in various brain sections, a WiFi connection, and a fairly average computer to process the data transfer in real time. Simple, right?
Seemed like a, hah, dream come true. Executives... | 4 | 0 | 251 | 20,082 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | When the ability to transfer sleep was first announced I was thrilled. Finally, no more drugs that don't work with terrible side effects, no more bullshit alarms and eye gouging lights. Now nobody can tell me their quick and easy solution that I haven't heard for the hundredth time. I got tired of explaining why. I got... | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,083 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | I signed up for sleep transfer. No biggie, same as the others.
username: same as always.
password: whatever satisfies the weakest acceptable requirement
Lists of "useful tips" and "my first time sleeping for another" fill the front page.
Sleeping soon becomes dreaming. Unconscious motivation from an outside per... | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,084 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | David tilted his head down, glancing at his watch.
"Damn, it's 6 am already! Why do I still feel so lethargic?" he mumbled.
Dark circles hang under his half-glazed eyes as David moved towards a platform pole to lean his back against it. With each step, his legs swayed like trees blowned around by a hurricane. He stru... | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,085 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | Recently GQ Magazine had the chance to interview former Air Force Captain Phillip Phillips (yes, we know), an upstart entrepreneur you've probably never heard about who is starting an underground sleep therapy movement.
GQ: "When did you first start working with trans-sleep?"
PP: "Well, you know it started in the Air... | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,086 |
[WP] We've discovered a method to transfer sleep between people. Businesses arise where people sleep for other people. | I pick up the wooden coffee stick and stir my second sugar packet into the lukewarm coffee. They have kept me waiting for thirty-five minutes. That is how I know that this will be a big ticket day. The assholes who can't show up on time, they never slept in the first place, but suddenly they need a full night's sl... | 1 | 0 | 251 | 20,087 |
[WP] Write a story about someone getting lost in Venice, discovering a long-hidden secret, and falling in love. | I was going to say "But I've never been to Venice!" until I remembered that Shakespeare had never been to Italy. No excuse. | 2 | 0 | 12 | 20,088 |
[WP] Write a story about someone getting lost in Venice, discovering a long-hidden secret, and falling in love. | Marco Polo.
What a familiar phrase. It used to bring light to the place and clear out the fog. But it didn't. And he was left alone, standing thoughtlessly, at Marco Polo.
Then one of the guys started speaking. He heard something like San Marco or Piazza di Roma. The only words that seem to make sense to him. He as... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 20,089 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Let that be a lesson to learn
To one side or the other, you must turn
To sit on the fence, that is a sin
Two party politics, get stuck in
Humpty Dumpty fought a fight
To sit on neither left nor right
A gentle nudge
Push comes to shove
And on one side... | 12 | 0 | 27 | 20,090 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Don't be caught
By that old trick.
Jack be swift,
Jack be fast.
Keep running home
While light still lasts.
Jack, lock the doors,
and don't let them in.
They're not who
they should have been.
---
Not sure if dark and gritty, or just horror themed. | 37 | 0 | 27 | 20,091 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | The itsy bitsy spider went up the old man's legs,
Fast asleep was he when it laid all of it's eggs.
Out came the sun and showed the waking wife,
That the itsy bitsy spider took her husband's life. | 22 | 0 | 27 | 20,092 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Hush little baby, don't you cry
Mamas gonna make sure you die
And if you put up a fight
Mamas gonna tie the noose real tight
And if the noose breaks in two
Mamas gonna choke you till your blue
And if my hands start to tire
Mamas gonna set you on fire
And if that fire burns too quick
Mamas gonna hit you with a... | 16 | 0 | 27 | 20,093 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Baa baa black sheep
Wears his victims' wool
Twenty score and three lives
Have fallen to his cull
He's skinned his old master
And trampled on the dame
And died his wool black
With the blood from their veins. | 7 | 0 | 27 | 20,094 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 27 | 20,095 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Jack Be Nimble; as written by Notorious B.I.G
Jack be nimble.
Jack be quick.
Life or money.
Take your pick.
Don't you move now.
Don't you twitch.
Or Jack will put holes.
Through your bitch.
--Came up with another. What do nursery rhymes have against dudes named Jack?
Jack and Jill went to the hill
To fetc... | 2 | 0 | 27 | 20,096 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Jack and Jill went up the hill.
It was going to be a slaughter.
Jill struck first and cracked his crown.
You can still hear her laughter. | 6 | 0 | 27 | 20,097 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
And who do you think they be?
The butcher, the baker,
The candle stick maker
Which one do you think has screamed?
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
From where does that acrid smell come?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick maker,
All piled together as one.
Rub-a-dub-dub... | 2 | 0 | 27 | 20,098 |
[WP] Rework a nursery rhyme to be dark and gritty. | Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow.
...except for blooms of bright red spots, from where the blood did flow.
Mary held the dripping knife, high above her head.
And struck the lamb repeatedly, long after it was dead.
“I wonder will you trail me now, my precious little treat?”
She skinned the ewe ... | 17 | 0 | 27 | 20,099 |
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