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[WP] A Mermaid stole your kiss and you must now be together. You can't swim, eat fish nor seafood. How goes the marriage? | (I just decided to do a quick-type, so I apologize for any problems. I just thought I'd finally take part in a prompt. :D)
Tourists had complained of hearing screams in the old fisherman's shack. When the police raided the tiny cottage at the end of the dock, just as the sun's rays finally hit the sea, they found t... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,400 |
[PI] The Throne of Parhelion - FEB CONTEST | Congrats on finishing! | 4 | 0 | 16 | 20,401 |
[PI] The Throne of Parhelion - FEB CONTEST | Congrats on the submission!
I hope to submit mine today as well =) | 1 | 0 | 16 | 20,402 |
[PI] The Throne of Parhelion - FEB CONTEST | Hi! I liked the plotting you have here, but it's a lot of plot for a relatively short story! This is something that I think would be better served with a longer, more careful treatment (obviously difficult in the context of the contest, but do-able in real life).
Political fantasy is a genre I love and I think that, ... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 20,403 |
[PI] The Throne of Parhelion - FEB CONTEST | Thanks for sharing, this was a solid read. I was a little distracted by the writing at first - I found it vocabulary heavy and it didn't seem natural to me. There were a few times I felt a more common word would have been the better choice. I found myself pausing a couple of times debating the merits of a particular wo... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 20,404 |
[PI] The Throne of Parhelion - FEB CONTEST | I liked the overarching story in genral, with the revolution and all, but some aspects confused me a little. I would like to have learned more about Alex's abilities, his being out of time, and the whole concept of a temporary king discussed at the beginning
Although grammar had some peculiarities, your word choice was... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 20,405 |
[WP] A vigilante hero has completely halted crime in their city. With crime rates at 0% for a couple months, the people of the city no longer focus on the hero. In an attempt to bring the spotlight back to themselves, the hero creates an alternate persona in which they are the perfect villain. | "I made a promise. As my parents lay dying before me, I pledged to rid this city of the cancer that is crime. Criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, so I was forced to strike fear into their hearts. I became the night. I know mine is a war that has no end, one that I will fight forev--"
"Hey, Batman?"
"R... | 6 | 0 | 74 | 20,406 |
[WP] A vigilante hero has completely halted crime in their city. With crime rates at 0% for a couple months, the people of the city no longer focus on the hero. In an attempt to bring the spotlight back to themselves, the hero creates an alternate persona in which they are the perfect villain. | He had done it. He had finally done it. DarkBlade couldn't believe it. He removed his mask as he sat down in his favorite reclining chair, letting the thought sink in and letting his slight pudge spill out. He had wiped out crime completely. After a long fifteen-year streak of declining living conditions due to the con... | 20 | 0 | 74 | 20,407 |
[WP] A vigilante hero has completely halted crime in their city. With crime rates at 0% for a couple months, the people of the city no longer focus on the hero. In an attempt to bring the spotlight back to themselves, the hero creates an alternate persona in which they are the perfect villain. | This is... The Opposite of Megamind. I love it! | 1 | 0 | 74 | 20,408 |
[WP] A vigilante hero has completely halted crime in their city. With crime rates at 0% for a couple months, the people of the city no longer focus on the hero. In an attempt to bring the spotlight back to themselves, the hero creates an alternate persona in which they are the perfect villain. | With my fist in his gut, he crumpled to the floor. I held the wallet high in the air, like a video game hero finding something awesome in a chest.
I scooped it up and proudly strode to the frightened man in his roughed up (but notably expensive) suit.
"Th-th-thank you... Who are you?" He stuttered, still shaking and ... | 5 | 0 | 74 | 20,409 |
[WP] A vigilante hero has completely halted crime in their city. With crime rates at 0% for a couple months, the people of the city no longer focus on the hero. In an attempt to bring the spotlight back to themselves, the hero creates an alternate persona in which they are the perfect villain. | The setup was easy. Really, it was too easy. The bank's security system was weak at the roof. Any crook knew that, and he had used it a few times to stop robbers trying for a late night heist. Bypassing the security wasn't a challenge either. The bank manager has not changed the password in months.
He rappelled ... | 2 | 0 | 74 | 20,410 |
[WP] A number of police went to a house after a phone call concerning the lack of activity. They went in to see a mass bloodshed, blood covering corner to corner. They noticed security cameras in every room. They found the "headquarters" of the cameras and proceeded to watch what happens. | OOC: This is one intense concept. I'm going to work on it. | 4 | 0 | 18 | 20,411 |
[WP] A number of police went to a house after a phone call concerning the lack of activity. They went in to see a mass bloodshed, blood covering corner to corner. They noticed security cameras in every room. They found the "headquarters" of the cameras and proceeded to watch what happens. | First image that popped into my head when I read this was the pain Olympics... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 20,412 |
[WP] The government prepares it's civilians for what they call "The Prelude to Paradise." | Stamp, Stamp, Click.
Stamp, Stamp, Click.
Stamp, Stamp, Click.
Stamp, Stamp-- Loyd paused for a moment, and a series of groans echoed down the line. Someone had filled out their forms improperly. Sighing, he turned around, and flipped a switch, activating the PA system.
"Would a," he glanced down at the sheet,... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 20,413 |
A man will do anything to preserve his immortality. |
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[WP] A Game of Phones: Write one side of a phone conversation. Your responder writes the other half. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 39 | 20,415 |
[WP] A Game of Phones: Write one side of a phone conversation. Your responder writes the other half. | Jerry drummed his fingers as the other end rang. "C'mon, you son of a bitch, c'mon . . ." Finally he heard the other line click. He didn't wait for a greeting, he didn't have the time. "Listen here you little snotbag, I got your message. That's cute. Do you know who I am? What I can do to you?" Jerry stood up and stalk... | 10 | 0 | 39 | 20,416 |
[WP] A Game of Phones: Write one side of a phone conversation. Your responder writes the other half. | The phone rang. He had spent the last hours by the phone, awaiting the call and chewing on his nails anxiously, but still jumped up in surprise at the noise. He took a deep breath, and picked up the phone after three rings, as to not sound overly eager. "Hello?"
After an interlude of careful listening, he gasped and h... | 2 | 0 | 39 | 20,417 |
[WP] A Game of Phones: Write one side of a phone conversation. Your responder writes the other half. | The Shadow, still covered in his black cloak, grabbed a box similar to a cellphone.
"Hello, Mr. Johnson." he spoke. The person on the other side of the connection said something I could not hear.
"No."
"No."
"No."
"No."
"Listen, Mr. Johnson, I don't have time for this." The Shadow, still talking on the phone, wal... | 4 | 0 | 39 | 20,418 |
[WP] A Game of Phones: Write one side of a phone conversation. Your responder writes the other half. | ...
Yeah.
...
Bullshit. Fuck Tottenham.
...
You free tonight?
...
Sure.
...
Wanna grab some food before we head over?
...
I don't know. We always go there. Let's try something different.
...
Works for me.
...
By the way, you seen Jack lately?
...
Yeah, I don't have a fucking clue either.
...
Later... | 1 | 0 | 39 | 20,419 |
[CW] Steampunk - rhyme | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 4 | 20,420 |
[CW] Steampunk - rhyme | Cogs,
Rust,
Thick smogs,
Acid winds gust,
Top hat goggles click down,
To the rhythmic machine that clanks away daily,
Something is quite wrong with the well-oiled machine and the technicians frown,
Ladies with elaborate brass gowns looking palely,
Their mechanical Utopia is crumbling,
Someone threw wr... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 20,421 |
[CW] Steampunk - rhyme | Tick and tock.
Hands on a clock.
We’re re-imagining creation
With just a piece of chalk.
Adding labels creates limits
And rules re-invents the math.
Science has spiked the punch.
Oh, how the scientists laugh.
The universe is magic.
It becomes what you will it be.
It’s an endless box of ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 20,422 |
[IP] A Lighthouse in a Storm... | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 7 | 20,423 |
[IP] A Lighthouse in a Storm... | I am the lighthouse, guardian of the bay.
And I warn all you ships, keep away.
And to you foul weather, hear this.
I shall pierce your rain and fog,
I will forever brighten your darkness.
I am patron of fisherman's wives,
For I have saved their husband's lives.
I am sentry to the forts;
my light shall never... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,424 |
[IP] A Lighthouse in a Storm... | I am the lighthouse, he is the storm.
Pounding, lashing, waves thrashing
He strikes my sides and I abide.
He then surrounds me with his presence
And I fight to stay on the ground
He intoxicates me with his essence
I feel like I am safe and sound.
When he relaxes, he lazily laps at the shore
I watch and wait for... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20,425 |
[WP] Somebody with below average intelligence is given a harmless placebo tablet as part of a study on the placebo effect. Write something from the patients perspective as their intelligence increases at first to normal levels, and eventually surpassing the highest ever recorded I.Q | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowers_for_Algernon | 3 | 0 | 5 | 20,426 |
[WP] A human being gains consciousness of self for the first time in history, and reacts to his new inner voice. | *That's strange*
"Ugh?"
They all turned around staring as if wondering something but then they continued. Continued to scratch each others backs and scream for food.
*Look at them, just like birds*
Two arms were lifted only to be smashed down on the green and lush ground. Black earth was flung into the air only to ... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 20,427 |
[WP] You come home to see a table laid out for a dinner for two. You live alone and weren't expecting anyone. | The snow was melting under the spring sun and the first tips of grass could be seen peaking out from under the blanket of white.
The hum of a two stroke motorcycle can be heard bouncing off the brickwork of the narrow street. Ten seconds later the rider pulls into view, cutting off the throttle and walking it down the... | 12 | 0 | 21 | 20,428 |
[WP] You come home to see a table laid out for a dinner for two. You live alone and weren't expecting anyone. | He sat at the perfectly dressed table with a pensive glaze covering his eyes as if he had been expecting me to arrive at a specific time yet instead had to wait for a while. It wasn't a spine chilling look, nor was it in anyway threatening, in fact the look seemed to exude relief, as if he had been waiting for me the e... | 5 | 0 | 21 | 20,429 |
[WP] You come home to see a table laid out for a dinner for two. You live alone and weren't expecting anyone. | I don't even bother taking off my watery overcoat, hurtling in soggy boots to the table. The nice china's out. It hasn't been out since she died, and I certainly didn't put it out.
I just sit there, staring at where her eyes would be. She'd be leaning forward, looking slightly down, so I lean over the white cream-c... | 3 | 0 | 21 | 20,430 |
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[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Why should I even bother to try to piss you off? You matter as much to me as dogshit on my boot, you meaningless, miserable excuse for a fucking human being. | 23 | 0 | 34 | 20,432 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I've commented positively on your post. I have not upvoted it. | 67 | 0 | 34 | 20,433 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | My favorite charities to contribute to are those penpal programs for disadvantaged kids in third world countries. I bombard them with photographs and postcards from Italian villas and Caribbean resorts, telling the kids in excruciating detail just how awesome the places I am are. | 24 | 0 | 34 | 20,434 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | It's a dream. Everything you've known in your life is just one big, long, fucking dream. | 3 | 0 | 34 | 20,435 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | The fourth Reich is here. You're next, filthy pig. | 3 | 0 | 34 | 20,436 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | This is the dumbest prompt. Everything I say will be taken as a joke, but I seriously think this prompt sucks. | 41 | 0 | 34 | 20,437 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Ninety percent of the truths in your life are just lies you tell yourself to help you ignore the fact that they really aren't your friends, they really can't wait for you to leave, or that they really were laughing at you. You think it's a strength armoring yourself in these lies, but, soon, you will admit the truth in... | 10 | 0 | 34 | 20,438 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I've slept with your significant other, rubbed your toothbrush in the wet spot we created on your bed via rough anal sex, and smashed a window while I was at it.
With love, your best friend. | 11 | 0 | 34 | 20,439 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I feel sorry for you. You're going to die alone, you miserable human being. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,440 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I punch my dog when nobody is around. And no, I'm not lying for effect. | 8 | 0 | 34 | 20,441 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | My daughter refused to clean her room. So, to teach her a lesson, we had Mittens put down. | 49 | 0 | 34 | 20,442 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You're a bad guitar player. You taste in music is pretentious. | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,443 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,444 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | There are people in the world who are in worse situations than you. You have no right to be depressed. | 12 | 0 | 34 | 20,445 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Animal cruelty is just how some people express themselves. Everyone needs to back the fuck off and mind their own business. | 8 | 0 | 34 | 20,446 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Fuck. These. Rules. | 22 | 0 | 34 | 20,447 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You have done nothing for anyone but yourself thus anyone whom contains grain of intellect can conclude that you do not deserve to exist in any state. You don't deserve her love. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,448 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Im the guy that doesn't follow OP's rules. I downvoted your post. Third sentence. | 3 | 0 | 34 | 20,449 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,450 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,451 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | This' sentance is ful off imtention'al tipos. Orr is it! | 2 | 0 | 34 | 20,452 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Your top comment has 5 points. This will be your life's greatest achievement. | 2 | 0 | 34 | 20,453 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I made a haiku
Where you only wanted prose.
2 sentences, man. | 13 | 0 | 34 | 20,454 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Brushfire Fairytales is terrible, because folk rock is shit and so is the vocalist's singing - but you know what's even worse? That you're such an idiot that you actually buy into that Christianity bullcrap and thin "Jesus wept" is actually good; Jesus wept is probably the most pathetic thing I've heard of that's still... | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,455 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Why would you even post this? It's so fucking pointless and you're part of the reason this sub is going to shit. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,456 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I fucked your mom last night. She was a horrible lay. | 2 | 0 | 34 | 20,457 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You know that bacon that was in the fridge? I ate it all. | 6 | 0 | 34 | 20,458 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I submitted this exact prompt after you did. I got more upvotes and comments than you. | 5 | 0 | 34 | 20,459 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Youre beliefs are nothing. You yourself are less than nothing, pulling shit along with you, like a blackhole of meaningless drivel. | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,460 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,461 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Osama bin Laden was a saint. The Westboro Baptist church is the way forward in spiritual guidance. | 2 | 0 | 34 | 20,462 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You have done nothing of real meaning in life. No one will remember you when you die. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,463 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | *glance*
*blink twice | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,464 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | King Joffery sat upon the Iron Throne, giving the command to execute the prisoners, Arya, Catleyn, Danerys, Tyrion, Jon, Bran, Jamie, and Davos. The End. | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,465 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You know that delicious jelly donut you've been thinking of on your way back from a 2 hour commute, one that you feel for sure would be a great pick-me-up after your hellish day at work? Well, I woke up, saw the donut and ate it then proceeded to hit a new high score in Super Smash Bros Melee. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,466 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | lol. sentunses r 4 nerds. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,467 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Their isnt no resaon to like: piss anybody off becuz the world has enough of it and because NoBoDy and i mean Nobbody deserves that and anyway Its OK so let's tell every one it and make absolutamente shure that they know tge meaning of life isnt that your full of madness but of happyness and lot's of good because its b... | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,468 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You have another sixty years left, tops. You will do nothing in those years to justify anyone remembering your name. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,469 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | "Stop crying," he mumbled while he sneered at his wife. "It'll heal." | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,470 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Has no one told you yet? I guess everyone just forgot about you. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,471 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,472 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I just met you and this is crazy... So here's my number, call me, maybe? | 8 | 0 | 34 | 20,473 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Luke, I'm your father. Oh, oh, oh --- and Leia's too! | 0 | 0 | 34 | 20,474 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 34 | 20,475 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Frank opens the door and sees his girlfriend cheating on him. He puts the diamond ring back into his pocket. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,476 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Niggers should die. Jews too. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,477 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Kim Kardashian is still looked up to by 90% of girls under 18. She's looked up to more than any other female figure. | 3 | 0 | 34 | 20,478 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,479 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Your writing prompt sucks. Down vote. | 2 | 0 | 34 | 20,480 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | "You know what the funny thing is? Although she struggled and cried, I could tell that your girlfriend kind of wanted it." | 3 | 0 | 34 | 20,481 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | I'm not sure what the point of you're post is honestly. To be fair, your better off going to another site rather then asking us to write you specific material. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,482 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | The Holocaust wasn't even that bad. It would have been better if it actually had happened.
^are ^you ^pissed ?
sorry lol | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,483 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Only you can piss yourself off. Stop displacing blame on everyone else and get your life together. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,484 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You can't disprove God's existence. The big bang theory is just that, a theory. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,485 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | Your life is like a book, only the characters are shit and the plot sucks... Fuck you? | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,486 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | He soothed her, telling her not to worry about being pregnant, because he would love her just as much as he loved their baby.
But his bags were packed an hour later. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,487 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | You know that thing you do? Yeah, that thing. it's *stuuuupid*! | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,488 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | God hates fags. 9/11 was a conspiracy. | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,489 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | OH HOT DAMN. JUSTIN BIEBER'S MY JAM! | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,490 |
[FF] You have two sentences to piss me off. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 20,491 |
[WP] As it turns out, creationism is right and God really did create a mature earth. Explain why God effectively deceived humans into thinking the universe was billions of years old. | "What the hell, man? Why would you create a universe that seems so much older than it is?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, the Earth is only 6,000 years old!"
"So?"
"Don't you care about science at all? Or was it all some big game to you?"
"Of course not, I created you to investigate your own world. To use that divin... | 4 | 0 | 11 | 20,492 |
[WP] As it turns out, creationism is right and God really did create a mature earth. Explain why God effectively deceived humans into thinking the universe was billions of years old. | "Oh little ones... you all have done so much growing, yet you can not understand why my methods have changed?"
The deep, yet strangely feminine and matronly voice boomed from the clouds.
The representatives of humanity broadcasted His transmission across the world, and in seconds, they received an answer to his quest... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 20,493 |
[WP] As it turns out, creationism is right and God really did create a mature earth. Explain why God effectively deceived humans into thinking the universe was billions of years old. | "Does this mean The Bible is *actually* your word?" The reporter asked.
For a few seconds the question was met with nothing but the buzz of the conference room's fluorescent lights and a contemplative look ill-fitting the face of a supposedly omnipotent being.
"In a matter of speaking," he said, his voice deep but l... | 5 | 0 | 11 | 20,494 |
[WP] Bring your weapons. Safety not guaranteed. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 18 | 20,495 |
[WP] Bring your weapons. Safety not guaranteed. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 18 | 20,496 |
[WP] Bring your weapons. Safety not guaranteed. | "Glad somebody caught me while I was still in the 2000's. Hang on a sec..."
I smirked, snorting out one of those weird half laughs that can only be done while stoned. I dialed the number after smoking a pretty big bowl for shits and giggles. This was either and automated response, or I caught him at a good time, becau... | 4 | 0 | 18 | 20,497 |
[WP] - Write the love story we all want to live but none of us have. | ‘What on earth do you mean I’m a mushroom?’ Gus asked, utterly bewildered.
‘My plans have finally come to…fruition, my love,’ said Clara. ‘Aren’t you pleased?’
Gus looked down. Sure enough, where his legs had been moments before, there was now a thick, creamy stalk. His body was strangely spherical, and as he tried t... | 7 | 0 | 6 | 20,498 |
[WP] - Write the love story we all want to live but none of us have. | We all want something different
We all want something the same
We all want her perfect
We all want him the same
Once I even found her
I never gave her up
She wanted me
She never stood me up
We loved, we wed, we conceived our only child
We fought, we kissed, we made up
Nothing came between us
Excep... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 20,499 |
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