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[WP] Make me fall in love with a completely evil character.	My love, I meant to kill him. To see his blood run down my knife. To see the shock upon his face. To see him crumple to the floor. You were mine, did you not know? You belong to me and always will. His smug smile. His arm around the shoulders. His kiss upon the lips. The eyes that mock and pierce me. I can't help but ...	2	7	20,800
[WP] Make me fall in love with a completely evil character.	There's few things, to me, that feels better than pressing the mouth of a pistol against someone's skin, and squeezing until the all the bullets meet back up again. I've gotten high off the rush of watching the life build up, and then all at once, escape from their eyes. It's because I defeat it. The thing that mocks ...	1	7	20,801
[WP]You wake up to realize that the last 5 years have been a dream and that you were actually in a coma.	"Ronan... Ronan wake up. It's me. It's me, Abigail. Wake up, please." "Where, where am I?" My head is throbbing, the pain nearly unbearable. Someone props me up and hands me a glass of water. My throat is like sandpaper. Rubbing the crust from my eyes, I blink in the blinding light. Blurry shapes come into focus. Surr...	2	3	20,802
[WP] You are a bored aspiring writer browsing a forum of writing prompts looking for inspiration, and you find a prompt that is recursive.	How annoying, prompts are the same, It is impossible to practice my game. Or is it I wonder, what can I do? Can I twist it around, split it in two? All of those things, all them and more. Make it dark and no longer a bore. Ideas running wild through my brain, For recursive prompts, go against grain.	2	9	20,803
[WP] You are a bored aspiring writer browsing a forum of writing prompts looking for inspiration, and you find a prompt that is recursive.	"[WP] You wake up to discover that time-traveling monkeys from Venus have taken over the planet. You are the president of the United States. Write your suicide note and describe the results." God, not another one of these prompts. Time-traveling monkeys from Venus? How did that even work? Venus was a gas planet, so mo...	11	9	20,804
[WP] You are a bored aspiring writer browsing a forum of writing prompts looking for inspiration, and you find a prompt that is recursive.	When dealing with recusion Each line depends upon the rest Only when the end is reached The full picture will be available Each answer is nested within Each solution At the end Read back up the chain With new information	2	9	20,805
[WP] You now fully realize you're going to be Patient Zero of a global catastrophe.	"Impeccable!" Dr. Besog exclaimed. "Your stats are simply amazing, I've never seen anything like it, we have to begin right away!" Johnny nervously laughed in reply. He had had been praised about his "status" ever since his early growth spurt in middle school. He was currently in his junior year at a 4 year universit...	3	12	20,806
[WP] You now fully realize you're going to be Patient Zero of a global catastrophe.	I knew that the news was bad from the look in his eyes. It was hard to see all of them behind the clear face shields of the hazmat suits, but those standing close to me had clear expressions on their faces that told me all I needed to know. The doctor closest to me explained the situation. I wasn’t going to make it. Th...	3	12	20,807
[WP] A cat who can speak walks into a sushi bar.	[deleted]	1	6	20,808
[WP] A cat who can speak walks into a sushi bar.	He promptly gets ushered out again because what kind of food place lets cats wonder in off the streets willy nilly? Anyway, Fluffykins could not defend himself because it turned out he only talks Dutch, which is just no good when you are in a sushi bar in New York. The whole thing was a bit of a mess really, and ...	2	6	20,809
[WP] A cat who can speak walks into a sushi bar.	He jumps on the bar and asks the waitress "What is this some kind of joke?"	1	6	20,810
[WP] A cat who can speak walks into a sushi bar.	While sitting at his table a man approaches the table, "Hi, I don't normally do this but, are you-" "No, I just look like him, I get it all the time though. Actually played his stunt double in the movie. Got to work with Bill Murray, real nice guy." "Oh," the man says as he begins to walk away. "Hey kid, how about we s...	1	6	20,811
[IP] Latent Gifts...	I tapped my screen to bring her image. A girl, age hidden in her robes, but young, dejectedly watching the flame burning in her hands. I studied the rain soaked village as best I could, to assign some reality of her world to the coordinates I'd been given. Pique knocked on my office door and waltzed in. "Hey there, ch...	2	5	20,812
[WP] It is happening again.	It was happening again. My power, my life force, it was draining from me. He'd moved too far away, and he'd taken that part of me with him. I reached towards my phone, but my vision was blurring and it was hard to move. I accidentally knocked it to the ground, so I fell down to get it. Moving was so hard. He's the fir...	2	4	20,813
[WP] It is happening again.	"It is happening again," said the doctor. "And frankly I don't know why it is happening to you." The college student moaned through his never-ending haze of pain, clutching his stomach. He was curled up in the fetal position in his hospital bed, watching the nurse as she injected more morphine into his IV tube. "You ...	2	4	20,814
[WP] It is happening again.	"Rick!" yelled John "Hurry up, over here, I found her" He'd been walking too fast, and my knees are sore. He forgets how old I am. I can feel the warm rain starting to seep down my neck and under my jacket. You'd think the county would buy us better jackets. It seems like its been raining for weeks. On second thought,...	2	4	20,815
A modern Prometheus appears to the world, offering technology far beyond anything we could achieve today. How does mankind react? How does the world change, for better or perhaps for worse?	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	6	20,816
A modern Prometheus appears to the world, offering technology far beyond anything we could achieve today. How does mankind react? How does the world change, for better or perhaps for worse?	Limitless energy. A mysterious figured dropped off the blueprints outside UN headquarters, then disappeared before anyone saw him. Almost immediately the big nations were competing to get it up and running the fastest. Everyone raved about the possibilities, the ability to bring the third world up to speed in a mere...	3	6	20,817
[FF] A Dad is on his son's phone... (end story with "No homo")	Josh: hey ;) Stacy: hi <3 Josh: wat r u up 2 2nite? Stacy: oh u no, bein a nauty girl ;) Josh: hehe i like it when ur naughty ;) Stacy: wat do u want 2 do with me sailor? Josh: i want to get groovy with u babe. i want to rock u like the 80s Stacy: oh my. u must b real good wit...	9	2	20,818
[WP] You (or the main character) have accidentally killed someone or otherwise caused them to die	Here's my own story, because I'm just that full of myself. ______________ ______________ Lucy sped down Interstate 77, going just as many miles per hour, her breath misty in her still-cold 2003 Toyota. “Think it’ll snow again?” her younger brother Ryan sighed from the passenger seat. “God, I hope not,” Lucy scoffed. ...	2	4	20,819
[WP] You (or the main character) have accidentally killed someone or otherwise caused them to die	I hate night shifts. I love my bed. In reality, who doesn't love their bed. The time seems to be dragging on. It's only 4am, still seven hours to go. I can't even get comfortable in my chair. God forbid I complain though. I've only been nursing for a few years and haven't near enough seniority for one of the 'good' cha...	2	4	20,820
[WP] I can understand the equations of how everything works, but I cannot understand the heart	She had been created in the form of a learning algorithm and she had learned so many things about the world. She had learned about all of the equations, the physics, the literature, the general life of humans. She knew about all of these things but she could not understand their emotions. A small part of her programmin...	2	7	20,821
[WP] An alien invasion of Earth ends up with millions of humans captured and placed in zoos. What do the exhibit descriptions say about this these primitive creatures?	"Humans" [Several hundred years ago we found this sentient species on a planet they have deigned to call 'Earth.' They were lucky we did. Their environment teetered on the brink of collapse. They fought each other tooth and nail over {religion}. Their history was one of hardships and destruction and bloodshed. Th...	2	5	20,822
[WP] A criminal breaks into a house, and is shot dead. The criminal is a victim of circumstance and commits the crime of necessity. The homeowner is defending himself and his family, yet once the criminal is dead and all the detail emerge; he feels remorse, pity for the criminal.	$15. My last. How is this going to last the week this time. She takes it all, payment for my son I can never see. I can't live like this. I'd end it all if I could afford a gun and a bullet for the dry wall behind my bed. Unfortunately all I can afford is a replica; a cheap, plastic, Chinese made replica. If I can just...	1	11	20,823
[WP] A criminal breaks into a house, and is shot dead. The criminal is a victim of circumstance and commits the crime of necessity. The homeowner is defending himself and his family, yet once the criminal is dead and all the detail emerge; he feels remorse, pity for the criminal.	"And when he threatened you, John, you shot." "...Yes, twice." "Did you see a weapon John?" "..Yes." John's gaze was far from the prescribing man's own. His eyes were trained on the wall. They seemed contentious and unable to empathize. He continued to intensify his stare towards the wall. "John, look at me, I can...	1	11	20,824
[WP] A criminal breaks into a house, and is shot dead. The criminal is a victim of circumstance and commits the crime of necessity. The homeowner is defending himself and his family, yet once the criminal is dead and all the detail emerge; he feels remorse, pity for the criminal.	Jake’s hands were still shaking as the sergeant handed him the coffee cup. He clutched it in both hands, as much for the warmth as to try to get his jittering fingers under some kind of control. It wasn’t cold in the interview room, but the fluorescent lights seem to leech away the warmth of the balmy June night. “...	2	11	20,825
[CW] "The icy silence could have been chipped away and used to cool wine."	"I never considered us friends." The icy silence could have been chipped away and used to cool wine. Being a resourceful and clever bastard of a minor deity, Merrick grabbed his Pickaxe of the Senses off the shelf. It was a normal enough looking pickaxe, if just a little dusty. Blowing it off, Merrick took it to th...	2	7	20,826
[CW] "The icy silence could have been chipped away and used to cool wine."	The smooth, creamy white skin of her legs were crossed just strategically so that she revealed nothing, while purposefully inviting my gaze to her lithe frame. The distraction was welcome, as I had laid down my cards, and I could feel the blood rushing through my veins, my heart beating at every tick, Tock, tick, Tock....	2	7	20,827
[WP] Father supports in secret his mentally ill son in his journey to become a Pokémon Master	I always loved these games growing up. Well, by growing up I mean when I was a teenager. By the time I was in my twenties, when Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald came out, I had married my first love and there were responsibilities that came with that, more than either of us had ever realized. I still wanted to play, fire...	130	26	20,828
[WP] The last man on earth heard a knock at the door.	It was the woman who lived next door. "Hey Ted, just seeing how you were doing. Alright have a good one!" She announced through the door. Ted understood that the fate of humanity was in his hands, but he didn't ask for that. He just wanted to be left alone. He never thought women throwing themselves at him left and rig...	1	6	20,829
[WP] The last man on earth heard a knock at the door.	[deleted]	1	6	20,830
[WP] The last man on earth heard a knock at the door.	Knock knock. I wake up in a daze. Had I heard right? I shrug off the last of my sleep and resume reading. That’s all there is to do really and Friends re-runs, but there is only so many times that can happen. I pick up the book and sigh, I’m currently reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, but I can’t brin...	4	6	20,831
[WP] The last man on earth heard a knock at the door.	[Part 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1u4u46/the_last_man_on_earth_watches_the_2nd_to_last_man/ceemqvz) [Part 2](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1xwoda/wp_the_last_man_on_earth_hides_away_from_his/cffrobo) Part 3: When you're the last, it's amazing how meaningless a name really is....	1	6	20,832
[WP] The last man on earth heard a knock at the door.	A silent, solitary bloke, Sat in his chair with a mug and a smoke The metal gun gleaming beside him. A tired, tortured bloke, No longer remembered the last time he spoke With nobody left to confide in. A frightened, fatalist bloke, Jumped at the sound of a twittering stroke At the door was a quick knock! knock!...	1	6	20,833
[WP]A socially awkward man has his love reciprocated after constant rejection his entire life.	You can tell right away you know. She'll get a look on her face as soon as you ask. Some are better at hiding it than others, but you can still tell. The more obvious ones will hesitate, before telling you why they're busy, what their plans are. But, you don't need to wait for their answer. You can see it as soon ...	3	7	20,834
[WP]A socially awkward man has his love reciprocated after constant rejection his entire life.	He had been rejected by everyone he had ever fallen in love with. Every single one. Now Kais, at the end of his rope with trying to find love, was going to make this his last attempt. Thinking back through all of his rejections; some so blunt they hurt and had left visible scars, some that had been cushioned by staying...	1	7	20,835
[IP] The room was dark, distorted, and soundless	(OT) You've linked to a category, not an image. [This](http://www.deviantart.com/art/Living-quarters-199461695) is the link you want.	2	5	20,836
[IP] The room was dark, distorted, and soundless	The room was dark, distorted, and soundless. "Thruppence more for a mattress," huffed the landlord. A woman peeled her eyes from the floor to stare through me, pushing her hand into her own mattress. A liquid oozed and made weak bubbles. Her gaze returned to its position on the floor. "I'll sleep on the floor," said ...	3	5	20,837
[IP] The room was dark, distorted, and soundless	&nbsp;&nbsp;The room was dark, distorted, and soundless—like it has been every morning for each of the last thirty-seven days. &nbsp;&nbsp;Though lacking exterior openings, I feel the warmth of the sunrise as its heat stresses the building's structure. *Slip-mounted concrete simply isn't building for ...	1	5	20,838
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	Metamorphosis complete, the creature used it's newly formed proboscis to slash though the surrounding rough protective casing. Struggling to free itself from it's cramped cell, it's scaled and still-untested wings began to emerge, both brightly-coloured, although imbued with a strange marking in the center of each. ...	3	15	20,839
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	They're lined up down one edge of the room, dripping with exertion. They're dressed minimally, bodies as exposed as possible, and hair pulled severely back from their faces. They move jerkily and identically, heads and eyes changing position mechanically. An old woman walks along the line, occasionally spitting out a...	6	15	20,840
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	It burrowed through the wood like a bunch of angry termites. Through the thick, outer layer, into the delicate, fragile skin. It tore through it all, turning everything it touched into dead, gray flakes. It was hot like the forehead of a child with an ear infection, burning feverishly. It was poked and prodded with ru...	3	15	20,841
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	It towered over everything else, its branches reaching out and twisting spastically in the air. When you followed down its hardened body, down the outer shell, the armor-like hull, you could see here and there were some wounds out of which honey-colored liquid oozed, not unlike a cut weeping puss. Down on the ground, ...	3	15	20,842
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	The sunset. A beautiful amalgamation of the earth’s forces. Most people see beauty in the fiery reds and oranges we see daily, but I only experience fear. When the pale orange glow starts to creep over the grass, I can almost feel each blade screaming with the agony of the intense heat. I know the trees would run if th...	6	15	20,843
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	It had rained for days. Spring was coming and everyone had felt the rain was a sign of the early coming of a hopeful season. The soil had become soft and easy to turn; no one had known the disappearance of the clouds would be a warning. In the middle of the night, while it seemed to still rain heavily, the clouds fl...	6	15	20,844
[WP] Describe something beautiful in a terrifying way.	Beating, clawing, screaming. Clenching teeth weave dread in a vacuum tucked away from humanity. The bloodless bloodbath rends building foundations as the world pauses aghast and silent. The Devil has stepped through his portal; as flesh, he can corrupt at will. She's the victim. Listen to her horror as she laid her so...	1	15	20,845
[WP] You are a young woman waking up from a coma just to realize that she is 9 months pregnant. Tell me how that felt.	"...and it's a boy!" Emptiness. "Well, how do you feel?" the nurse coaxed. Vitriolic joy. "Glowing," I feigned, with a half smile that reinforced the weight of the sadness inside me. I had wanted a child ever since my young mind could grasp the concept. I was taken back to maternal moments in my life: holding my ...	1	5	20,846
[WP] You are a young woman waking up from a coma just to realize that she is 9 months pregnant. Tell me how that felt.	"You bastard," I said as I tried to prop myself onto my elbows. Tried, and failed. It seems I'd been kept in this state for three seasons, my muscles were tired and atrophied. It seemed impossible that I would be expected to give birth in this state. I could barely lift my hands off the white, clinical bed. "If ...	1	5	20,847
[WP] One is jealous, one is hurt, and one has escaped.	Her name is Alice. She's sitting in a chair, watching the door like a hawk. She just found about Eve. Bob's about to get the talking to of a lifetime. Her name is Eve. She's been reading Alice's messages. Years ago, she had a one-time thing with Bob, and she never let him forget it. His name is Bob. He's in a Greyhou...	1	3	20,848
[IP] Rain on Waves	Summer days as a teenager were always been best spent at the cottage. The day had started as most days do. Up in the mid morning for a late breakfast of tomato and bacon on toast, then down to the lake, where my family was already swimming. It was a hot July, though the lake was always deep and cold, and we rotated ...	1	2	20,849
[IP] Rain on Waves	Father Sky is crying. He wears his gray cloak and sheds his tears across the world entire. In time, his tears will run dry, and he will calm, but he will remember. Father Sky is crying. Mother Sea holds his tears. She churns and rolls, suffering in silence, giving him what little strength she can. In time, the tears w...	3	2	20,850
[IP] Rain on Waves	[deleted]	1	2	20,851
[IP] Rain on Waves	[deleted]	1	2	20,852
[OT] /r/WritingPrompts, I failed you.	OK	1	5	20,853
[OT] /r/WritingPrompts, I failed you.	Don't feel bad. I had started something too, but just couldn't figure out the rest of it. Been having major block lately, but it's important we keep on trying. If not this time, then next time. Don't give up, I'm not.	3	5	20,854
[OT] /r/WritingPrompts, I failed you.	You can still finish your story, regardless of the time it takes to do it. You may not make the deadline for the contest, but that's a secondary consideration. The main point is that you keep at it, as time allows. The only failure would be in never having attempted the task. In that respect, you have already succeed...	2	5	20,855
[OT] /r/WritingPrompts, I failed you.	Yeah, I'm about there too. I'm gonna try to slam it out, but it looks like I'm gonna finish the story in about 5-6,000 words. Just not enough to qualify.	1	5	20,856
[WP] An abomination of magic and dead flesh	There is something very wrong with this planet now. Before, when everyone was normal, I actually enjoyed life. And then they came, the aliens. I think they did it just to fuck with us. Or to start enough shit that eradicating us later would be easier. That's what I would do if I was bent on the destruction of the most ...	5	6	20,857
[WP] An abomination of magic and dead flesh	One small thing, one tiny event or action, can completely turn the world upside down. They didn’t know it yet--how could they?--but by simply following their own impulses and curiosities they had doomed themselves and others. What would happen if those two seekers had followed the rules of their order and had dismisse...	1	6	20,858
[WP] An abomination of magic and dead flesh	“And you want him—her—in the wig and everything?” this girl wore the fashion fucking disaster that was black leggings for pants, brown Ugg boots, and a Northface jacket that her daddy spent a lot of money on. “In the wig would be great,” I smiled making sure not to make any obscene gestures that would make my goddamn...	1	6	20,859
Incestous stockhold syndrome	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	20,860
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	The last thing Alex remembered was walking into the bar. He didn't know where he was, how or why he got there. All he remembers was the noisy bar. He couldn't describe it if he tried, wouldn't recognise it if it hit in the face. As he became more conscious, he realised he was lying on something hard and uncomfortable; ...	164	434	20,861
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	"We realize you have your choice of bankrupt airlines, we thank you for choosing Del-tited," the voice finished as the aircraft reached the terminal. The flight attendants had done all of the things he expected, but they'd also been real entertainers. The flight had begun with a clever rap replacing the typical fligh...	8	434	20,862
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	Harry walked into the bar. His brow hung low and he was doling out sighs as if every few steps achieved a brief drizzle of piss in a prostate-swollen state. As such, it took him a few moments to react to the peculiarities of his enclosure. "Whatever's on the tap," he murmured to the bartender, "Nice horse." Harry tu...	5	434	20,863
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	This is perhaps my favorite writing prompt ever.	11	434	20,864
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	A guy goes into a bar. "Pint of beer please." "Sorry sir, we don't serve drinks in here. We're a joke bar."	17	434	20,865
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	So this guy almost walks into a bar, but he stops himself at the last minute and instead grabs a seat at a table. Rosie, who has been here forever and who has seen almost everything, breaks away from the rabbi, the priest and the goldfish and approaches the guy. He's an average guy, not too good looking, not too well...	42	434	20,866
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	The man looked up from his tourist brochure, "here we are, the historical Masked Pony, huh, says here this pub has been around since the discovery of fire? Hmm, I don't get," his accent placed him as English and he turned to the two other men he had met at the conference. "Pat, Hamish, fancy a round?" ""Nothing for ...	5	434	20,867
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	The bar seemed normal, as normal as any bar in this part of town. I needed a drink... or ten. I go up to the bartender and ask him what's his suggestion. He pours me ten shots of his finest whiskey. I pour the first shot out and the last shot. The bartender asks me why I poured the shots out. I tell him, "the first sho...	5	434	20,868
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	This vacation was proving to be incredibly dull. An expensive hotel on an overcrowded beach. Charlie didn't even like beaches. The only things he ever got out of them horrible sunburns. So his second night there, while the wife was trying to pick seaweed out of little Timmy's hair, he decided to go out and see if th...	3	434	20,869
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	[deleted]	1	434	20,870
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	I walked into the bar. Literally. It felt like I'd been hit with one of those metallic baseball bats. I was walking along, minding my own business; the next thing I knew, I was lying spread-eagled on the floor with a bump on my forehead the size of Texas. "Fuck!" I rubbed the bump with the tips of my fingers. Ging...	2	434	20,871
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	Mickey walked into a bar and sat down on a bar stool. "What'll you have to drink?" asked the bartender. "I'd like an old fashioned," Mickey requested, and poured for him was an old fashioned. He drank it and tipped the bartender before leaving. On his way out, a Panda with a gun walked by him, making its way toward t...	1	434	20,872
[WP] A regular guy stumbles into a bar unaware of the fact that it's the bar where all the lame bar jokes take place.	Jim flashed his Thai and quickly ducked under a fallen beam that hovered haphazardly in front of the entrance to the bar where he would hopefully drink his problems away. Again. He walked into the room and was greeted by “piano man” by Billy Joel, played by a who else but the miniature pianist in the corner; he was u...	3	434	20,873
[WP] Make me deliriously hungry; then disgusted by eating.	My parents were poor, so growing up I did not have much variety to eat. The wedding changed that. We walked into a massive church, and immediately I smelled the aroma of freshly baked brownies and fettuccine as I walked in. Without hesitation, I abandoned my parents in search for the source. The buffet table was incre...	1	3	20,874
[WP] Make me deliriously hungry; then disgusted by eating.	(Part 1) It'd been five days since his balloon had gone down. Dale stumbled over a stone and sprawled on the broken rocks. The bit into his knee and the heels of his hands. He didn't even have the strength to cry. The map had shown a road only a few miles from where the balloon had landed, but after five days, he real...	2	3	20,875
An immortal man or woman performs heists for fun, then returns all the stolen money later.	Hello, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. You don't need to delete your post - just remember in the future to tag your posts, please. (This is an automated post.)	2	4	20,876
[WP] You've spilled bad blood, and that's awakened the beast.	Zevra watched as her wristphone alerts kept piling up. The non-stop vibration began to annoy her. She raised an eyebrow at Tommy and asked, "What the hell is badbl00dv1? My AV is reporting it attacking my phone." They stood in front of a steel door, open wide, with various wires and mechanical parts sticking out of it...	2	8	20,877
[WP] You've spilled bad blood, and that's awakened the beast.	I vomited up my lunch as the pine trees swayed overhead. The world lurched around me. Even the warm wind couldn't drive away the fevered chills racing across my goose-pricked skin. I staggered another few feet and collapsed as a fresh steamroller of agony slid across my back. I heaved again and again, my face and neck ...	5	8	20,878
[WP] You've spilled bad blood, and that's awakened the beast.	I shouldn't have done that . . . I really shouldn't have done that. . . . A trickle of blood ran down Sarah's chin. She slowly reached up and touched the corner of her mouth with her finger tip, then examined it, as if double-checking to make sure that I had actually struck her. I shouldn't have done that. ...	3	8	20,879
[WP] Why should I be happy?	Because the sun is reflecting off the snow, warm with the breath of morning despite the bitter cold. Because this wrinkled old man still believes he has a chance with the twenty-something barista. You should be happy because beautiful things are flawed and flawed things are beautiful. Because there's this sound that th...	1	3	20,880
[WP] Man's fiancé dies from flu, but neighbour says it was as a result of a table-top abortion gone wrong	I've always considered myself an adventurous man, but that's not to say anyone else has. I grew up as a lowly a sheltered suburbanite with little to no athletic ability and a crippling fear of heights, so my sense of risk and adventure developed from the sheer joy of playing mind games with people, rather than any kind...	4	3	20,881
[PM] Had a hoot last time, lets try it again! :)	You spend 3 days doing nothing but gorging yourself full, stopping only to sleep. Yet your appetite is ravenous. Maybe that gift you got earlier was not the most kind of gifts, you still hunger.	1	4	20,882
[PM] Had a hoot last time, lets try it again! :)	So do you want noir-inspired prompts, or stuff that takes you away from what you're currently working on?	1	4	20,883
[PM] Had a hoot last time, lets try it again! :)	Your sacred mission is to rid the world of all shoelaces.	1	4	20,884
[PM] Had a hoot last time, lets try it again! :)	You start to get the feeling that a particular crow is following you around. It seems it has a taste for vengeance. And you've apparently done something to piss it off.	3	4	20,885
[PM] Had a hoot last time, lets try it again! :)	The new 3d printer fired up in the middle of the night and keeps printing out.. things.. that have started modifying the printer with new parts it prints out. They're kinda cute though, and it works a lot better now, but the cat's missing and the spool of raw plastic wire has been replaced with a 2' wide hopper..	1	4	20,886
[PM] Had a hoot last time, lets try it again! :)	Plans for a DIY bioprinter and weaponized biologicals were just uploaded to piratebay.	1	4	20,887
[PM] No classes today, and I want to get creative! Help me out a bit?	[deleted]	1	1	20,888
[PM] No classes today, and I want to get creative! Help me out a bit?	A religious debate in the future.	1	1	20,889
[PM] No classes today, and I want to get creative! Help me out a bit?	In a multiple of 111 words (e.g., 111, 333, 555, etc), make me lose sleep with a story featuring a malevolent creature who somehow seduces her victims through the use of numbers. The victims don't die, but they may lose something.	1	1	20,890
[PM] No classes today, and I want to get creative! Help me out a bit?	A woman has to explain, to a version of her from five years in the past, why she married someone she once hated.	1	1	20,891
[WP] A discussed "worst case scenario" comes to pass, but it turns out to be the best scenario for which the characters could hope.	"We're going to have to sell, Mala." She watches Tom as he paces like a caged tiger, dark circles blooming under his eyes. She's clutching a mug of coffee, steam rising from the inky liquid. Her knuckles are white, but the heat doesn't bother her. Not at the moment. "Tom-" "We've got no other option." The tight ...	4	13	20,892
[WP] A discussed "worst case scenario" comes to pass, but it turns out to be the best scenario for which the characters could hope.	Lucy staggered out of the study, dark circles under her eyes. Mariah offered her hand, but Lucy waved it away, and leaned back on the door. After a moment, Lucy handed her brother brother a sheaf of papers, and shook her head. Camden's heart sank as he glanced at the numbers. "Is-is this true?" He asked, his voice sh...	2	13	20,893
[WP] A discussed "worst case scenario" comes to pass, but it turns out to be the best scenario for which the characters could hope.	&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;“God dammit, Jesse! When are you gonna tame that rotten beast?” Mr. Thompson was a big man, he stood nearly six and a half feet tall, and I bet he weighed as much as two prize pigs combined! It’s no wonder it was so hard for me to gather...	0	13	20,894
[CW] "You're a fucking animal!"	-055 "You're a fucking animal, Shay Bard McMoose. Do you hear me. You're a fucking a animal." Retired colonel Arrney Sedgwick bellowed. "I'm no more animal than you," Shay replied. "And, it's McMooth not McMoose." Colonel Sedgwick poured beer down his throat and wiped foam from his whiskers. He followed this act by p...	3	3	20,895
[CW] "You're a fucking animal!"	"You're a fucking animal!" He said to the pig.	4	3	20,896
[CW] "You're a fucking animal!"	She appreciated the way Edward's eyes felt soft when he looked at her. She had always felt that it wasn't typical for a man of his age and his build to understand what it means to be vulnerable, although this isn't the first man to do this for her. The last man who looked at her like this was Ollie. Ollie was her first...	2	3	20,897
[CW] "You're a fucking animal!"	"You're... you're a fucking animal!" "Really now..." The half wolf stalked forward, her long tail whipping back and forth as she slowly closed the gap between the man and her. "I was 'pet' when you first started this whole thing..." Her clawed arm crashed through a cart that contained a computer, sending both flying a...	2	3	20,898
[WP]A missed connection.	[deleted]	1	2	20,899

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