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[WP] Write about your username.	"That son, is who we praise, the holy one, our savior." The father and his son stared in awe at the godly figure perched upon a spotless golden throne, draped in purple robes and surrounded by babes. He sat with such a sophisticated swagger that every girl he looked at panties dropped, as if gravity was strengthened ...	2	46	2,400
[WP] Write about your username.	[deleted]	1	46	2,401
[WP] Write about your username.	My nm s Jsn. 'm t cl fr vwls nd wntd n sy ml ddrss wth n nmbrs s pckd ths. dt: bsd my sr nm frm my ml ccnt.	1	46	2,402
[WP] Write about your username.	This was harder than I thought...also I'm new to this reddit thing so is this too NSFW? -002 The girl, dressed only in her underwear danced provocatively above him. His head was fuzzy and his liver happily swam in cheap liquor. He looked up at her and was finally able to register her features. High cheek bones and a ...	1	46	2,403
[WP] Write about your username.	I swung my hammer down with great might, missing, and slamming it into the dirt. Maxotaur let out a great roar, and swung back. I saw it only for a moment before I ducked down. His heavy axe audibly sliced the air above me. I gripped my hammer once more, spinning, and pulling it behind me at knee height. He jumped back...	1	46	2,404
[WP] Write about your username.	I'm just another face in the crowd, another man, another person you don't care about. That's all I am, someone nobody cares about. And it makes me mad, so mad I am a complete asshole. But I don't like swearing, and I scream a lot, so I deem myself....AN AHHHOL!	1	46	2,405
[WP] Write about your username.	The crowd chanted for blood. I stood before all of Rome, sword in hand. In front of me was my Goliath. A gladiator, more beast than man. The sand around me was stained with blood of glorious dead. Oh, to taste the sweet freedom that death should bring. But now, the mob seeks to be entertained. Caesar sits on his throne...	3	46	2,406
[WP] Write about your username.	I hate all you fucking peasants.	2	46	2,407
[WP] Write about your username.	Erik stands silently at the bow of his ship, watching the coastline, entranced with the waves gently lapping at the side of his ship. His thoughts far elsewhere of family and home. His musings are interrupted by the low drawling growl of the warhorns punctuating first from his ship than the others. The chief, a broad...	1	46	2,408
[WP] Write about your username.	The man was shot repeated times; bullet wounds scattered across his chest. A smile would etch across his face as he simply grinned, popping his pecks which in turn caused his wounds to instantly regenerate; the bullets from his chest shooting back at his attackers and instantly killing them due to power of his pecks. ...	2	46	2,409
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[WP] Write about your username.	When his mother was giving birth to him, she died. Not through any fault of his, nor the hospital of course. It was all happenstance of insane happenings that could not have been forseen. It was the fault of a power grid operator who was several miles away, drunk, and alone. His wife had just left him; she took the dog...	1	46	2,411
[WP] Write about your username.	Quite the oddity, that one. Only got his name after death. He lived until the ripe old age of 71, having married and had grandchildren. His real name doesn't matter, legends are more fun that way. They burst into his store at closing, wasn't anyone in there, but they wanted jewels. All of his jewels. Now, he had hear...	1	46	2,412
[WP] Write about your username.	I'm a major disappointment in bed.	1	46	2,413
[WP] Write about your username.	It's 1993 and you're looking to make a paranormal crime drama. You hire Gillian Anderson as your female lead--seems promising. A young man named David Duchovny comes in and blows you away, and suddenly you have Anderson's opposite. You plan to have these two play characters that end up in love with one another over the...	1	46	2,414
[WP] Write about your username.	-004 Resolution Challenge (Part 1) (I apologize. The story ran way longer than I had intended because it was true. I am having to break it into three parts, with the next two following in the reply section following this part. Thank you.) JoDan's trailer was a small and lonely blip of civilization...	2	46	2,415
[WP] Write about your username.	We all knew Peter was gone. Nobody could put a finger on it, but we could all tell that this Spider-Man wasn't our Spider-Man. It wasn't Pete. He was too brutal, too cold. We incarcerated him, but he wouldn't talk. Well, he would talk. In fact, he wouldn't stop talking. But he wouldn't tell us what had happened to the ...	2	46	2,416
[WP] Write about your username.	Seth seth seth seth seth. Seth seth. Seth seth seth seth seth seth. Seth seth seth seth seth seth seth seth seth seth Seth seth. Seth seth seth sethhh. Seth seth, seth seth seth, seth seth. Seth seth "Seth, seth seth seth." Seth seth seth. Seth seth seth, Seth seth seth seth, seth.	3	46	2,417
[WP] Write about your username.	/u/MyLittleLamprey I used to wonder what sanguine could be, Until you all shared your plasma with me. Big arteries, tons of blood, your beautiful platelets, we are best buds, Share your juices, it's a tasty treat, and a suction lock makes it all complete You've got /u/MyLittleLamprey And you know I'm your best p...	4	46	2,418
[WP] Write about your username.	Dear Mr. Cline, we regret to inform you that we are unable to accept you into our pilot training program. Your resumè is rife with impressive qualifications, it's just that you fell asleep 6 times during your interview. Perhaps you should aim for something that involves less jets. Regards.	4	46	2,419
[WP] Write about your username.	“LOOK You see, The Cliffs of Insanity, Hurry up move the thing, and, and that other thing, MOVE IT”	2	46	2,420
[WP] Write about your username.	I am feared across the Milky Way, politicians, vagrants, Asari, Vorcha, it makes no difference to me. My Masters have taught me to strike without fear and to be ruthless in my methods. I was taken from my parents at birth, a blessing among my people, by the Hanar, so that they might train me in their ways. This is th...	1	46	2,421
[WP] Write about your username.	Sorry for the length here. I sit on the street corner, a frayed hat and a dictionary my only possessions. The hat lays upside down beside me, so a few generous passers can drop some money in if they choose. Not that anyone really does. I watch boredly as a large man walks toward me. "Maybe if you went and get a job ...	1	46	2,422
[WP] Write about your username.	She looked down at her growing belly and said, "Let's name it after Grandma."	1	46	2,423
[WP] Write about your username.	He messed up the job, it was his own fault. Boss said he had to go so I gave him the injection. To be Honest I never liked the guy so there was some joy as I injected him while he slept. Left thinking was a okay. Turns out this guy is a monster and is coming for me. Killing all my boys I can't help but feel a bit nervo...	1	46	2,424
[WP] Write about your username.	Contrary to popular opinion, the name of the Most Noble House von Boomslang has nothing to do with explosives. Those who study its history would find that it dates back to the dark times of the Wars of Succession, where it was, by royal decree, given to the respected, feared, and somewhat unstable Lord von Boomslang. ...	2	46	2,425
[WP] Two best friends have a small, but escalating disagreement over something insignificant. One of them ends up strangling the other.	Tim looked at me, stunned. "Dude. Auto-erotic asphyxiation is awesome. Don't pretend you never tried it." "Never, not once," I said. "What about Bill Carradine and all that shit. I don't wanna die jerking off. Ever seen World's Greatest Dad?" "Worth it," Tim answered. "Worth it? Dying?" "If you would try i...	4	5	2,426
[WP] Two best friends have a small, but escalating disagreement over something insignificant. One of them ends up strangling the other.	There is a simple honor in putting the toilet seat down after use. I know this. My mother knows this, as did her mother and a long lineage of mothers dotted along the string of history until the knot in which toilets were graced upon humanity. Even Craig knew this—I am sure that he knew this because I had instructed h...	3	5	2,427
[WP] Two best friends have a small, but escalating disagreement over something insignificant. One of them ends up strangling the other.	"So what do you want to get for dinner?" Robert knew where this was leading. He and his room mate Isaac can never agree on what to get when it comes to dinner. There is always an argument. No matter what they wanted for dinner, there was always an argument. "How about some pizza?" Robert responded. "Sure, sounds...	2	5	2,428
[WP] A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.	Dearest Michele, When your father hands you this, I will be 3% of the way to Hydroplana II. I am embarking on the voyage to our new colony tomorrow, with a photo of baby you & dad to keep me company during my new life when we arrive. Unfortunately, this means I will never have the chance to see my daughter grow ...	5	21	2,429
[WP] A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.	[deleted]	1	21	2,430
[WP] A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.	[deleted]	2	21	2,431
[WP] A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.	Dear Gabe, Eighteen years ago today, I held you in my arms for the first time, for the last time. Ten perfect toes topped two perfect little feet, each smaller than the palm of my hand. You looked up at me, unafraid, from two beautiful, stormy gray eyes above a perfect button nose. You had two perfect hands and eigh...	3	21	2,432
[WP] A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.	TDear Hope, The moment that I first laid eyes upon you, I was overcome with such a joy that I couldn't contain myself. For the first time in months, I smiled and laughed at how you reacted to your surroundings, once you quit crying. You made me have hope, and that is why I named you such. You came into the world, bri...	1	21	2,433
[WP] A person writes a letter that is to be delivered to their child on their 18th birthday.	I had some trouble getting out what I wanted to write but I did it anyway. To my son, may you read this letter without condemning me for everything I have done. Know that all the decisions I have made to this date I have done so in an attempt of creating a better life for you, for your brothers and sisters. By the t...	2	21	2,434
[WP] The world ran out of all forms of sugar and sweetener. One person is reminiscing.	She heard the door open and then close abrubtly. Walking around the corner to which the door was, she stood admiring her husband. He was ridden with dust and soot, heaving in a breath ever so often. He turned and placed his worn jacket upon the wood of the ground. With another cough, he sat on a wobbly chair, clutching...	2	8	2,435
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	[deleted]	1	33	2,436
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	None of them know yet. There have always been people predicting the apocolypse, the end is nigh and all that. But I am the first person in human history who absolutely knows we are all doomed. The when and why and how. Funny sometimes, the privelages we are granted. When you grow up shipboard you get used to ete...	14	33	2,437
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	"Oh, for the love of Sol, will you please shut up?" "What's the matter? Is the fact you doomed humanity a bit upsetting towards me?" "Look, Clytemenestra was considered sterile long ago. I know medical tests have come along leaps and bounds in our need to survive, but sometimes nature still wins. She cannot have chil...	3	33	2,438
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	[deleted]	3	33	2,439
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	You ever remember those cheesy fantasy stories you used to read as a kid? You know the ones about ordinary people getting whisked away into some sparkly magic land as the chosen one; Yeah, I was one of them. Yep, I was just minding my own business peeing in the bushes, when some satyr pulls me into some magical ancie...	6	33	2,440
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	“There is no such thing as a stable system”, said the instructor in the bright neon lit classroom. “Fusion reactors are wonderful things, unless they don’t work right. Unless you’ve got a criticality event.” He pronounced the last two words slowly. “But we will teach you how to fix our reactor in case something goes wr...	2	33	2,441
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	Do not worry about the science. It is a real affliction and it really exists. Although I am the first person in all of history to be diagnosed with it, it does not make it untrue. People are born with two penises, color blind, without pigment to their skin, with that thing where your chest caves in, or the opposite one...	3	33	2,442
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	"Huh." It's all I could say. Fuck, it was all I could do. I sat back down in the chair, and bit my fingernail. It's funny. I'm watching the world end and all I do is bite some skin off of my finger. I spit it out, and recline, setting my feet up on the console. Everyone around me is too busy screaming and shouti...	3	33	2,443
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	I held Loren's hand, as she breathed rhythmically, heavily. We were in the birthing suite, alone except for a midwife. There had been no other babies born here for some time now. The stasis pods, used to preserve the life of the Originals, malfunctioned – killing the only ones who had lived on Earth first hand, an...	2	33	2,444
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	It was the look on his face that really got to me. Aeron, captain of the Guard, the last person you'd expect to see with that expression. It wasn't fear, no - it was some sort of hopeless surprise that crossed his face as the creatures enormous hand closed around his body. I suppose he thought he'd be the last one. I k...	2	33	2,445
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	"Oooooh, maybe the green one and THEN the blue one..." I said to no one in particular. Not that there was anyone to hear except maybe a couple dead animals and plants. As humanity's last hope at resurrection, I slayed dragons, dove into shark infested oceans and almost got killed by vicious predators to collect all t...	1	33	2,446
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	I cried. It was funny, I always thought I would be strong at the end. I had this romantic idea of being the stoic hero, valiantly giving his life to save the world, or the galaxy, or the universe. I had the chance to do it, too. The chance to save everything, all of creation. I failed. And I cried. They gave me the g...	1	33	2,447
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	So it goes.	1	33	2,448
[WP] You were humanity's last hope, and you just failed	I remember watching the flames engulf the last of our capital ships as it plunged silently through the rings of Hyrgen 6. It was a desperate last stand. We all knew it was doomed to fail, but ever since Pandora recklessly played with such godly forces, it is the curse of humanity to hope. That I was chosen to lead such...	1	33	2,449
[WP] A girl and her brother grow up believing he is a prophesied "Chosen One". She discovers the prophecy was about her.	When my parents, the Baron and Baroness of Krasny had their wedding, the celebration was interrupted by a wizened crone. It was the Queen of Ravens, the Lady of Fate. She appeared out of smoke during the ball and delivered a message. "Your child" she said, "will rule a conqueror's kingdom for many years and so the line...	39	64	2,450
[WP] A girl and her brother grow up believing he is a prophesied "Chosen One". She discovers the prophecy was about her.	Hi my name is Danerys and I'm from the Game of Thrones. This is my story	18	64	2,451
[WP] A girl and her brother grow up believing he is a prophesied "Chosen One". She discovers the prophecy was about her.	That was Whale Rider	0	64	2,452
[WP] A girl and her brother grow up believing he is a prophesied "Chosen One". She discovers the prophecy was about her.	"After darkness falls, And the light fails to return, Only one child, of mixed blood born, Can bring back our salvation." -- Unknown __ I remember hearing the old story when I was a child. Teased by young and old alike for my half blood, the ancient story was ever present in my life. As if I hadn't heard...	8	64	2,453
[WP] A girl and her brother grow up believing he is a prophesied "Chosen One". She discovers the prophecy was about her.	[deleted]	1	64	2,454
[WP] A girl and her brother grow up believing he is a prophesied "Chosen One". She discovers the prophecy was about her.	The prophecy said that a Sarketh would be the Chosen One, that they would purge the world of their sibling, once the time had come. They tried killing me every year on my birthday until I was 6, but everything they tried didn't work on me. They decided to wait for the prophecy to take hold and my brother to end my life...	1	64	2,455
Seeing someone you made fun of back in high school again five years later.	Hi there! Please remember to tag your posts. See the sidebar for details.	1	5	2,456
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	<I'm new to this... is it poor taste to post something under my own prompt? If so, feel free to punish me with downvotes.> Previously on "Frenzy": Ahmed Rahman, Arab-American DEA agent, sits in front of a three-monitor display, holding his cellphone to his ear and looking at a multipage computer print-out. “The...	5	26	2,457
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	Previously on "Attack of the fifty foot Hippopotamus." A colossal dark shadow looms over dozens of screaming citizens as they flee in pure terror. Over their screams we hear a loud roar. The camera momentarily zooms in on a woman as she turns to look down the street.. Woman: Oh no! It's a fifty foot hippopot...	10	26	2,458
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	[deleted]	3	26	2,459
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	Previously, on "The Increasingly Awesome Adventures of Gnarly Von Dudebro" After successfully jumping the Grand Canyon with only a skateboard and a small kite, Gnarly decides to take some time off and relax. Just when things start to settle down, That Bitch Tina shows up with all her problems... T. B. Tina: "Hey, gu...	2	26	2,460
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	[deleted]	1	26	2,461
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	[deleted]	2	26	2,462
[FF] Recap sequence ("Previously on...") for a TV show that doesn't exist (1000 words max).	Previously on "The Flip Side" A man in a dimply-lit kitchen standing over a stove, staring at a frying pan. Second man standing behind him, wearing a suit. Second Man: You haven't flipped an egg since Marrakesh. Don't try and fool me into thinking you can do it now. First Man: *(slamming a spatula down...	2	26	2,463
[IP] The Watcher in the Woods	The watchman does not answer when you call him. The watchman is a leaf on the wind; a shadow in the corner of your eye; a whisper in your ear. He is your guardian, but he is also your downfall. The watchman is always there. But most of the time, you do not pay him any attention. You ignore him, you pretend that you h...	7	18	2,464
[IP] The Watcher in the Woods	Jenny’s breath caught in her throat. It was always like this. He had a knack for showing up at odd times when you too busy trying to tell students about the difference between a birch trees and maples. He wasn’t dangerous. It’s just that he was so wild. He didn’t fit in the modern world. Living out here all on his own ...	4	18	2,465
[IP] The Watcher in the Woods	This is my home. I live under this canopy of golden leaves, along a beaten path. Many think me strange or creepy, but I am simply a watcher. I seek nothing but solace and peace. Every night I sleep under a glistening moon, broken up by the trees. I look at the stars through the branches and think of my past. A typic...	3	18	2,466
[IP] The Watcher in the Woods	Autumn is the calm before the storm. She is the silent herald of the coming winter storm. As the greens of summer fade into the warm colours of yellow and red, her words of caution fall on deaf ears. Why do you not listen? I have heard the cry of Autumn. I have read her distress in the dying leaves. The shadows of ...	2	18	2,467
[IP] The Watcher in the Woods	Silence is key, he thinks to himself, as he stares onward, they must not hear me. He gazed intently as the family van pulled in the driveway from what was surely soccer practice. Soccer practice usually ends around this time. Sure enough, the two little boys run out in soccer uniforms, kicking along a soccer ball...	2	18	2,468
[IP] The Watcher in the Woods	Perhaps you've seen him, a shadow under the golden leaves. Perhaps you've seen him, a whisper on an autumn wind. Perhaps you've seen him, watching from a distance. Perhaps you've seen him, out of the corner of your eye, gone when you turn to look. Perhaps you've seen him, when you followed that poor boy into the fo...	2	18	2,469
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	Thinking back to when I first saw him, I'm not sure which was more ancient; the relics he sold me or the look in his eyes. His face was covered in almost as many scars as his armor: Scratches, burns, punctures. "What can I do for you, sir?" I asked. "Could I interest you in a potion? It will cure all that ails you." M...	53	47	2,470
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	I walk into town, the burden of my winnings weighing me down. I have to unload some of these items. My bag of gold is light and my bag of weapons heavy. I see the shop up ahead and make my way to it, determined to not break underneath the load of daggers, bows and swords on my back. I finally reach the entrance and wal...	11	47	2,471
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	She walked over to me from behind the heavy, oaken table. The red glow of the coals made her a wide silhouette, yet the gold of her hair was still visible, “Hey, there. I’m Charsi, the blacksmith here in town.” “I know that, Charz… Don’t you remember when I killed that busty bug demon who had taken up in the cathedral...	13	47	2,472
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	A cheerful man with a cheerful disposition walked into the shop carrying a sack on his back. He strolled up to the shopkeep and said: “Hello, my friend.” “Welcome to Samson's Sundries. How can I help you today?” “Actually, I've recently come into some goods I was hoping you'd be interested in. I think you could m...	16	47	2,473
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	"I don't know... What am I going to do with this Singblade of Zagreth, anyway? It only speaks the song of two worlds to bardically inclined warriors, from what I can gather. And the random raising of smaller undead seems like more of a nuisance than a helpful feature." "No, no, no. You're going about this transaction ...	4	47	2,474
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	The word on the street was that the ragtag adventuring group that headed off to clear out the fortress up the road had survived, which to me meant one thing and one thing only; there was a large shipment of arms coming back with them and they were looking to sell. Trick is to be the first one to catch their eye. "Boy...	5	47	2,475
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	The door swung open and a large figure walked in. He was completely covered head to toe in armor I have only seen in illustrations of demonic beings. I was terrified for the first few moments, until his 2 friends and his dog walked in. Before he even looked at me, he began giving orders to his friends to take items fro...	3	47	2,476
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	Love this prompt and the stories! Here's mine: ---- Open swings the door and in walks Him. The one they sing the songs of, the one they feature in the campfire stories. If I didn't know Him from the perfection of his features, I'd know Him from the hard curves of His armor and the gleaming blade at His back. I snap t...	3	47	2,477
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	The shop door burst open, and a small, slim man walked in, exuding an aura of terrifying power. The shopkeeper smiled pleasantly, surely perturbed by the man, but still willing to make a sale. The man walked up to the counter, taking off his gilded leather helmet. Boredom oozed from his eyes like pus from a wound. He...	3	47	2,478
[WP] A realistic exchange between a video game character selling his extremely powerful magical items/weapons to NPCs	http://oswegowriter.blogspot.com/2014/01/world-of-pawncraft-003.html EDIT: I'm an idiot that can't URL	1	47	2,479
[WP] You wake up, and a 40 story building is where an empty field used to be yesterday. Describe it and the people filing into it.	I just came to be here, in a queue for the grand opening. There are no memories in my mind of how I got here, I just was. These were the fields I saw every day, empty and barren, yet today a giant fully formed behemoth had been erected. The building stood atop the precise location where I spent the majority of my teens...	1	8	2,480
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	[deleted]	3	27	2,481
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	Click After a few seconds of total darkness and the sound of the wind gently rustling through the trees, I peaked out from behind my arms to survey my surroundings. Ancient oak trees covered in moss, short grasses littering the floor of the forest, and an earthen trail leading deeper in. Exactly the same as before...	8	27	2,482
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	“What do you think is in there?” asked Tom. “How the hell would I know” I replied, as I was looking over the box for any indication as to what we were gazing at. While walking through my grandparent’s woods, trying to find the perfect campsite, my best friend Tom and I stumbled upon a box. It wasn’t just an ordina...	1	27	2,483
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	Kiwan was taking his weekly walk through the Brook County woods, sticking to the path, not wanting to get lost like that poor dead schmuck that they found a few weeks ago. He had with him his dachshund, Dexter, who was getting old. Kiwan had to make sure that he had some time outdoors before the poor dog died. Around t...	3	27	2,484
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	And to think, this was just some slightly angry aimless walking around the woods. When you huffily walk out of a cabin, just look where you are going. Not 100 yards out of the door, I tripped. Total darkness fell for who knows how long, and then I regained consciousness. Bright, sunset light filled my vion, the dimmed ...	1	27	2,485
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	"Hmmm. Well, I guess it doesn't work."	2	27	2,486
[WP] (from the chat room) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods. You push the button. What happens?	Red capes, red dawns, red buttons, red herrings, red flags. Red, the signal of shit’s going down. There’s this red button. A red button in the middle of the woods. A red button housed in a silver box. There’s no sticker, no icon, no scratched in filth, just a perfectly shiny silver box and a perfectly shiny large red ...	1	27	2,487
[WP] A race of humanoid creatures is discovered living deep beneath Earth's crust, and they are quickly turned into slaves.	BREAKING NEWS : Humanoid species found living under earths crust are used toward advantage. The news was spreading everywhere. We only dug under about a day ago to find a strange civilization of strange... well, things. About 7 foot average, pretty bony, red skin and kind of slow. But they have capabilities, ...	3	22	2,488
[WP] A race of humanoid creatures is discovered living deep beneath Earth's crust, and they are quickly turned into slaves.	"Papa, tell us about when the abduction started," the children curiously wondered. They sat around Barlow with big eyes and rugged clothes. "Well kids it's a long story. Haven't I told you this one before?" he joked with a crooked smile. The kids scooched closer. "Well, first we emerged, willing to bring peace with t...	2	22	2,489
[WP] A race of humanoid creatures is discovered living deep beneath Earth's crust, and they are quickly turned into slaves.	OT: anyone who finds this premise interesting may be interested in The Descent by Jeff Long.	1	22	2,490
[WP] A race of humanoid creatures is discovered living deep beneath Earth's crust, and they are quickly turned into slaves.	We've become so much more because of them. We have advanced beyond our imaginations. When they were first discovered and the first of them had been enslaved, a great uproar had arisen of the injustice, the unrighteousness of it all. I suppose it was an evil thing to do. Yes, definitely evil. Many of them died in th...	5	22	2,491
[WP] A race of humanoid creatures is discovered living deep beneath Earth's crust, and they are quickly turned into slaves.	The fact that they looked somewhat like cockroaches made it easier to convince the public that they were inferior, insignificant. Officially they were known as Homo Blattodea, Human Cockroaches, but no one called them that. They were just Bugmen. Close-ups of the face and especially the mandibles on the evening news ...	1	22	2,492
[WP] A race of humanoid creatures is discovered living deep beneath Earth's crust, and they are quickly turned into slaves.	"This isn't an issue of humanity." The lecturer adjusted his necktie and pushed his shoulders back, thinking of one particular placard he had seen upon entering the building: the words “bring back humanity!” etched in bright pink, streaky letters on a flimsy poster board. He picked up the small cup from the podium an...	1	22	2,493
[WP] Hitler's apology letter to the Jews.	NEIN! - hugs and kisses, Adolf Hitler	5	10	2,494
[WP] Hitler's apology letter to the Jews.	Just a picture of him pointing at mountain of dead bodies with the caption "Did I do that?"	4	10	2,495
[WP] Hitler's apology letter to the Jews.	Whoops -A. Hitler	6	10	2,496
[WP] Hitler's apology letter to the Jews.	To the World, I know that whatever is said in this apology cannot ever be enough. And, perhaps, by saying anything at all I am making even more grievous an error. I do not expect your forgiveness, nor would I accept it for the crimes I have committed. For I have sinned not just against you, but against the goodness of ...	3	10	2,497
[WP] The main character of a adventure story can hear the narrator.	As Bob chopped his way through the dense brush of the jungle, he knew that he was on a fool's errand. He would never be able to save her. "Fuck you, okay? Can you just let me do this? How does this even concern you?" Bob continued to talk to himself like an idiot as he pushed forward. He almost stepped on a snake bac...	36	50	2,498
[WP] The main character of a adventure story can hear the narrator.	OP, have you ever seen the movie "Stranger Than Fiction"?	16	50	2,499

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