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[WP] Upon death, we are given a choice: Heaven or Hell. Representatives from both are sent, individually or together, to sway each soul. | "So either I stay, I go down, or I go up?"
"**Basically.**"
"*Yes.*"
I paced back and forth in front of the two representatives, a boy in bright red overalls and a girl in a fluffy scarlet tutu. Beside each was a bell on a pole, the boy's marked with a Maple tree, the girl's with a simple feather.
The girl spoke up... | 2 | 0 | 86 | 24,200 |
[WP] Upon death, we are given a choice: Heaven or Hell. Representatives from both are sent, individually or together, to sway each soul. | And then, suddenly, I was in a room. Everything was white and a consistent shade at that. Sitting on this chair, I probably looked like I was levitating. Then, a splash of colour as a man appeared wearing a dark suit.
‘Hello there,’ he said, ‘I hope that you are well. This is the start of the choice programme, by ... | 2 | 0 | 86 | 24,201 |
[WP] Upon death, we are given a choice: Heaven or Hell. Representatives from both are sent, individually or together, to sway each soul. | "Would you just let me pitch? It isn't fair if you don't let me pitch!" the red one howled, the skin of its mouth pulling taut as it snarled dribbling yellow spittle all over its rotting skin.
"It does seem only fair, my child." The white one added, its robes floating and rippling gently an inch or so above the pristin... | 3 | 0 | 86 | 24,202 |
[WP] Upon death, we are given a choice: Heaven or Hell. Representatives from both are sent, individually or together, to sway each soul. | I entered the room. It was made of a fully transparent material, and behind that... nothing. I couldn't possibly explain it. suddenly, from the material emerged two men, one wearing angelic robes of magnificent beauty, the other wearing white also, but this was a thick, solid looking material, almost like armor.
The ... | 2 | 0 | 86 | 24,203 |
[WP] Upon death, we are given a choice: Heaven or Hell. Representatives from both are sent, individually or together, to sway each soul. | "Yeah i hav the donuts 4 the meeting. Need a ride?"
As I walked down the sidewalk I read my phone's screen. I tapped on the text bar and began to type. I glanced up at the light. I guess I can walk. I began to walk forward across the white lines. As I typed I noticed an itch on my nose. I reached up to scratch--
***S... | 2 | 0 | 86 | 24,204 |
[WP] You're director of a small team of scientists working on a top-secret (insert favorite speculative widget here) technology... | 2025, that's the year the dinosaurs come back. Yes, you heard me right. Extinct? Ha. That's a good one.
We caught a live one, in Roswell. Bastard was drunk and crashed his ship, a velociraptor named Pete. Anyways, you can imagine Pete was surprised that the monkeys had learned to talk.
We humans also learned how to... | 5 | 0 | 6 | 24,205 |
[WP] You're director of a small team of scientists working on a top-secret (insert favorite speculative widget here) technology... | “So Mr Jackson, you’ve broken into our building, stolen our specs, blackmailed us and sold the designs to our rivals. Was it worth it?”
Vanessa bent down and stared over the top of her cherry-red rimmed glasses. David only vaguely shook his head, although whether this was as an answer to her question or as a struggle ... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 24,206 |
[WP] You are dreamed into life by another person. | For so long, I've lived within this thunderstorm depression, allowing my heavy heart to soak up the raindrops, and it's getting harder to breath. I've cried out countless times in pain, but alas, no answer. Nobody seems to understand me. They don't care. A problem arises, and I seek guidance, yet they leave when I need... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 24,207 |
[WP] You are dreamed into life by another person. | I was conscious for my own birth.
Many believe that God or gods created man in their image. Many also speak that man was created congruently with woman. I can affirm there to be truth to this idea. Because you see, my goddess and my lover are the same. She created me, and I chose to love her. She had the power to make... | 5 | 0 | 7 | 24,208 |
[WP] Large, alien predators have invaded Earth and see humans as prey. In an overrun city, the residents of an apartment building struggle to survive. | Francis, Jerry, and Lenard hid in the last untouched apartment.
Already these aliens took over half of New York and converted it to their sick and twisted image.
What fools they were, mankind, to think that they could control these creatures, contain them, love them.
A large thumping noise echoed the hallways. Al... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 24,209 |
[WP] A robber breaks in a woman's home. She is ready to die/suicidal and wakes up to the robber holding a gun. She says, "Go ahead." | "Midnight" I said, as I checked my watch,
I had a bottle of pills, glass of scotch,
Ready to die, my hands began shaking,
Then a sudden sound of glass breaking,
A junkie arrived at the scene of my death,
Probably fiending for an 8 ball of meth,
I smiled and waited for him to arrive,
I thoug... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 24,210 |
[WP] A robber breaks in a woman's home. She is ready to die/suicidal and wakes up to the robber holding a gun. She says, "Go ahead." | "Go ahead."
Seeing as nothing happened, she continued, "I dare you."
I took a step back.
She stood up and walked towards me, "You can't do it, can you? You're just a pathetic hungry teenage boy who got his hands on a gun trying to survive in this desolate world. Get out of my fucking house!"
*Who the hell is this... | 10 | 0 | 9 | 24,211 |
[WP] A robber breaks in a woman's home. She is ready to die/suicidal and wakes up to the robber holding a gun. She says, "Go ahead." | I was in my bed room when I heard the front door open. I was hooking the rope onto the latch I had secured for an industrial fan. It was perfect. My chair was there, all I had to do was get up, tie the extension cord to my neck, tighten the knot and kick the char away. It would be beautiful. As I stood up onto the ch... | 6 | 0 | 9 | 24,212 |
[WP] A robber breaks in a woman's home. She is ready to die/suicidal and wakes up to the robber holding a gun. She says, "Go ahead." | The sound of breaking glass echoed throughout the lonely, barren house. A masked man climbed effortlessly through the window as if he'd done it many times before. He crept cautiously through the living room, not making a single sound; the only sound now was the wind quietly drifting through the now broken window. He gl... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 24,213 |
[WP] A robber breaks in a woman's home. She is ready to die/suicidal and wakes up to the robber holding a gun. She says, "Go ahead." | "What?" Sarah whispered, feeling the pressure on the bed beside her. "Baby?" She cried, mistaken the man for him.
"I like how you call me baby." The man responded, his stubbled face and glittering eyes close at hand. The blade he slipped beneath her chin was long and twinkled in the moon light.
"Go ahead." She whispe... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 24,214 |
[WP] A woman. A plan An old Ferarri. | Shirley wasn't one of those run for the hills types but when she finally got a buyer for the house, she knew there was no turning back. If pot's legal in Washington, then that's where her ass needs to be she thought. She had always subconsciously glorified the thought of dropping her manufactured, composite lifestyle. ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 24,215 |
The roman empire didn't collapse and they figured out how to make a steam engine |
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[CW] Car don't give to the grocery store at now, but feet jump happy-slow to make kidney beans get trapped into can and then into basket which after one two three going destination finally at. | Madness smoked Jop, but Jop laughed harder. Jop conjured whims of chemical madness, he hallelujahed mad bliss in his mad lab science with a speed trip bump crash, dashing the pretense. Tweak brought weep came down to storm, joking out marmalade junkie porn.
Jop didn't top, didn't stop, didn't sleep. Ten more years wi... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 24,217 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | Write the diary entry of a small child, on the day the family bring a pet home from the local shelter. | 5 | 0 | 17 | 24,218 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | An eccentric billionaire makes a money-gun and wanders the streets shooting pedestrians with it. | 13 | 0 | 17 | 24,219 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | Write a poem in the form of Dr. Suess, about your views and beliefs as an angsty teenager. | 6 | 0 | 17 | 24,220 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | Frankenstein's monster wanders into RuPaul's house, who takes pity on him and teaches the creature that 'yes even YOU can be FABULOUS.'. | 6 | 0 | 17 | 24,221 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | A child forgets to bring some shorts to gym class, but turns out to be the right mistake. | 3 | 0 | 17 | 24,222 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | You are Pinocchio Dick, a superhero that can lengthen his penis by lying. You're having sex with Michelle Obama when she asks if you think her husband deserved his Nobel peace prize. Unthinking, you lie to her so as to not ruin the mood and your penis skewers her brain immediately. Using your powers, dispose of the bod... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 24,223 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | The world is in trouble and the only superhero available is Lame-Man, with the power to bore people and make them lose interest in whatever they're doing | 5 | 0 | 17 | 24,224 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | Lead character falls in love with someone with an odd first name (like North, Summer, Blue) | 2 | 0 | 17 | 24,225 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | The events leading up to the creation of "The Boop Stick" | 2 | 0 | 17 | 24,226 |
[PM] I don't think there's enough lighthearted prompts on this sub, and I'm in the mood for it, so give me your best! | A child meets their best friend for the first time. | 1 | 0 | 17 | 24,227 |
[MP] Well, im pretty intimidated here Because its my first post, but i would like to tell you all a prompt that i would like you to write about | This doesn't inspire much from me personally, so I don't want to take the risk of writing something pretty awful, but just for a future reference since you're new here: the vaguer you leave the prompt, the more responses you'll have and the more interesting they'll be. Writers here, including myself, enjoy bending word... | 5 | 0 | 4 | 24,228 |
[WP] The reaction of the U.S. Government to finding a rubber ducky from 2014 on the surface of the moon durring the first lunar landling. (Idea Taken from AskReddit) | In hindsight, it was perhaps less related to the Duck's existence than to its manufacture that led to the events which followed.
It began in the command module on return, where either lax discipline or exuberance over the discovery led to Michael Collins pulling the yellow curiosity from the specimen locker for "exami... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 24,229 |
Your a journalist who just discovered why Captain Crunch cuts the top of your mouth when you eat it, and now you believe those responsible want you silenced. |
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[WP] Pick a product with a food name and present a sales pitch as if it were an actual edible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 24,231 |
[WP] Pick a product with a food name and present a sales pitch as if it were an actual edible. | Fruitcake!
A gorgeous holiday treat for the whole family! And now with real asbestos!
Family functions a little dull? Spice things up with fruitcake! The sweet flavor of fruit combined with very small rocks, and doused in powerful grain alcohol, its a great after dinner treat!
"Timmy, don't you think the holidays ... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 24,232 |
[WP] Pick a product with a food name and present a sales pitch as if it were an actual edible. | Has your day been rather dull? Are you missing that beloved spring in your step? Do you need to *spice* things up?
Introducing: FIRECRACKERS! The latest and greatest consumable product from Weird Jo's Creations! Perfect for any party or gathering.
Firecrackers - One bite will blow your mind! | 1 | 0 | 7 | 24,233 |
[WP] Your a journalist who just discovered why Captain Crunch cuts the top of your mouth when you eat it, and now you believe those responsible want you silenced. | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 12 | 24,234 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 130 | 24,235 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | This is round sixteen.
I try to relax a bit this time but I can feel the tension in my shoulders, my back. The nurse is smiling, but I know it's a fixed smile. I know what fake smiles look like as well as anyone else. I don't think they realize that I'm still a person.
It would be difficult for me to convince them ot... | 76 | 0 | 130 | 24,236 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | I always wanted to get married and have kids.
I guess, in some roundabout way, kids will be alive because of me. I'm still not sure if that counts to me.
Luckily, I already had someone. He's known exactly what I want for a long time. So after the tests, the confirmations, the elation of the CDC doctors, after I n... | 28 | 0 | 130 | 24,237 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | I sit here mostly in the dark, with nothing but my books to keep me company. The tv silently illuminates the shadows in front of it. I leave it muted most of the time, so that no additional attention is drawn to me. This life gets pretty lonely, but it beats the alternative. I used to have a wife and two kids; they hav... | 9 | 0 | 130 | 24,238 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | It seemed that he was being forced to be either a martyr or a pariah, which sucked since Daniel was often a "third option" kind of guy. The thing is, the doctors and scientists involved had thoroughly failed to explain properly why he had do *die* for them to employ his DNA. What's more, there was a severe quality of l... | 4 | 0 | 130 | 24,239 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | Me. I am the guy who has to save the world? I mean I did always picture it. Laying down my life for everyone else but in a blaze of glory you know? The stuff that they made movies out of. The kind of thing that leaves your names in history books.
This is different though. They gave me a choice: save everyone or damn h... | 5 | 0 | 130 | 24,240 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 130 | 24,241 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | "How is your book going?" the therapist asked first, with a smile.
"I tried," she said. "I can't."
"Tell me about what happens when you try."
"I should be stronger. I'm always crying."
"When?"
"When an ambulance goes by. Were there always so many sirens? A couple days ago, a woman in a nurses uniform wal... | 4 | 0 | 130 | 24,242 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 24,243 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | I had seen it all.People crawling over to me in pain in hope,I was their last chance at survival.All of it just fell right through me as I walked away they just disappeared from view both in my mind and in my sight.Afterwards I always felt a little bit of remorse for then but they were gone I was here.
A few days af... | 2 | 0 | 130 | 24,244 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | I chuckled solemnly, whilst shaking my near perfect visage at the panel of self-proclaimed specialists, "The decision, my fellow mortals, falls into your laps, not mine."
The stirs of uneasiness crept along the semi circle of listeners in waves, from those dimwitted enough to have to think on my words and those who al... | 2 | 0 | 130 | 24,245 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | "Well, listen... can't we all just wait until I die? I mean, I'm going to go sooner or later." she asked.
Doctor Rahaji stared back at her with sad eyes, his shoulders slumped.
Amelia knew the answer before he said it, before she'd asked. But something in it still needed to make him say so, to get it over with.
The Doc... | 1 | 0 | 130 | 24,246 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | The walls were clean and white and the fluorescent light on the ceiling cast a clinical blue glow over everything. I sat on the examination table in my backless gown waiting for the doctor to return with the results of my tests. They'd brought me in to do experiments on after I had somehow freed myself from a derailed ... | 1 | 0 | 130 | 24,247 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 130 | 24,248 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | I stopped the doctor right there.
"Hold on, I don't know medicine that well, but I'm pretty damn sure you don't have to KILL me to get my DNA."
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[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | Dreams of confusion. Of panic. Of a hot coppery taste filling my mouth, running down the back of my throat. A constant, steady beeping sound from another room was faintly audible but growing louder in my mind. A piercing pain inside my skull was thumping along with the sound, pulsing and growing, drawing me toward ... | 0 | 0 | 130 | 24,250 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | "Wait, I can save even more, Doctor."
"How so?"
"Got a plastic cup?"
In moments I had one.
"That all?"
"A little privacy?"
"What do you plan to do?"
"Oh, nothing big. Just give me a few minutes. Maybe a half hour - half hour tops!"
The Doctor looked at the others.
"Watch this room."
"Oh yeah, sure. I'm not go... | 1 | 0 | 130 | 24,251 |
[WP] Doctors claim your superior DNA can cure diseases of any kind. You are given the choice to give up your own life to save millions, if not more. | millions of lives. . .Millions of lives. . . "MILLIONS of lives could be saved Jessie" From the very moment the question arose I knew the answer after all, I had always been the rational one. Still, convincing Aaron that the love of his life was not worth the health of the world would be a hard sell. He must have felt... | 0 | 0 | 130 | 24,252 |
[WP] You wake up on a typical morning and look in the mirror, the reflection you see is not your face but another's | Prosopagnosia, or facial blindness is a rare condition. I suppose you could say I've an odd sort of luck. It's only been about two years since it started.
I was in the hospital room, and I heard my sister call out to me. I turned and said her name, but then realized that she sounded like my sister.
"Sorry, I thought ... | 6 | 0 | 7 | 24,253 |
[WP] You wake up on a typical morning and look in the mirror, the reflection you see is not your face but another's | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 24,254 |
[WP] You wake up on a typical morning and look in the mirror, the reflection you see is not your face but another's | It's not my reflection that's staring back at me. I no longer recognize the person in the mirror. Grey eyes filled with shame and frustration stare back at me.
A map of the world etches across my face. Each wrinkle is a canyon. Each scar is a mountain. My skin has become the desert itself and my lips are cracked bar... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 24,255 |
You become the leader of a nation, but you are completely clueless about how to get things done. |
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[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 10 | 24,257 |
[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | The wind howled in the cold night. The snow reflected the light that was shining from the street lights filling the air with a yellow aura. The wind howled again, biting the back of Michael's neck and chilling his ears. He wrapped his jacket more tightly around him, and shrugged his shoulders up to try to cover his ex... | 9 | 0 | 10 | 24,258 |
[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | Ellen Tod sat opposite The Death of Humanity, smiling and looking at what she regarded as a 'him' with large round eyes, shining with pure adoration.
"Wait, I completely drew a blank there!" and she smiles sweetly at him, "What were you saying just now?"
Death grinned back at her.
"Just that, if you could follow me th... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 24,259 |
[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | His name was Deadpool.
-The end. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 24,260 |
[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | Claire's vision was blurry. Her side and head hurt. Very much so, even. She could feel the hard bits and pieces of the front shield sticking inside her, her clothes stuck to her body, damp from blood. She raised a hand when she realized that she was lying on her side, her right arm pinned underneath her body.
When she... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 24,261 |
[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 24,262 |
[WP] A person falls in love with Death. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 10 | 24,263 |
[CC] A cowboy traveling across the desert stops into a desolate town and accepts to bring the train back through | As someone who's a sucker for Westerns, you drew me right in and all-in-all I enjoyed it.
There are some instances of that bugger that gets all of us, *show don't tell.*
Where you write
>He needs water
I want to feel the character's thirst. Give me the experience of the parched throat tasting nothing but dust.
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[WP] Two cucumbers are arguing over a banana. | "Son, you know you can't marry her. What will your children look like? People don't accept mixed offspring. What ever happened to that nice gherkin you were dating last year? Your mother really loved her..."
"Dad, I'm marrying Chiquita. I love her, and my decision is final."
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[WP] Two cucumbers are arguing over a banana. | Ten minutes in silence felt like eternity. The air in the room was denser with each second and Timothy knew he could wish for nothing but a merciful sentence. This time, though, he wouldn't be passive again. He wouldn't apologize and cry that night. He wouldn't
- I saw how you looked at her.
It happened. It had to ... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 24,266 |
[WP] Two cucumbers are arguing over a banana. | David regarded his wife coolly, and she returned his chilly stare. They'd gone over this argument a million times, and there was no other way to slice it. To tell her now would only do more harm than good. She was no where near maturity, and she'd peel under the pressure of a changed reality. No, they'd wait until sh... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 24,267 |
[WP] "What isn't remembered never happened. Memory is merely a record. You just need to re-write that record." | It's so simple. Honestly I'm surprised that nobody else has done this before me. Or have they? You see it all came from a rather simple realization on my part. What isn't remembered never happened. Memory is merely a record. You just need to re-write that record. People get so hung up on needing to make a machine to tr... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 24,268 |
[WP] "What isn't remembered never happened. Memory is merely a record. You just need to re-write that record." | Do you remember your mother, kid? God almighty, she was a piece of work. Checked on you every five minutes when you was a baby, just to make sure you were still breathin'. When you turned six months old she had to go back to work, so I watched ya. I stayed at home, then. Your momma had a helluva job, bringing enou... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 24,269 |
[WP] Every direction is North | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 6 | 24,270 |
[WP] Every direction is North | We lost the trail on a Tuesday. By Wednesday we were conversing, trying to determine a direction in which to travel. We had provisions enough for three more days, but the party was growing increasingly fearful.
"Let's head North, to the sunrise," I suggested. "I know there's a small town just North of here, and I t... | 5 | 0 | 6 | 24,271 |
[WP] God is being hassled by His wife | "Honey! Can you take out the trash?"
God moaned, annoyed. Just as he had arranged himself in a comfortable position to watch the Championship Finale, just as he had prepared snacks and beverages, had put on his "Go Both Teams!" hat, just then had his 'beloved' wife call for him from somewhere in the apartment.
It wa... | 2 | 0 | 0 | 24,272 |
[WP] God is being hassled by His wife | It was a perfect day in heaven. Well every day was a perfect day in heaven. God looked down on the Earth below and smiled to himself. The big blue ball looked as if it could support billions of people all on its own. "What an amusing thought" He said to himself. "As if they could do anything without me". He looked down... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 24,273 |
[WP] Write a Directv commercial. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 24,274 |
[WP] Write a Directv commercial. | When the cable goes out, so does Honeybee's Fuzzy Babytime Show.
When Honeybee's Fuzzy Babytime Show goes out, baby gets fussy.
When baby gets fussy, mommy gets tired.
When mommy gets tired, she turns into a zombie.
When she turns into a zombie, she experiences a brain eating relapse.
When she experiences a brain eat... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 24,275 |
[WP] How was your favorite snack/food truly discovered? | I was hiking on safari in a river basin not far from the Congo. The jungle was thick, and the natives were many, tall, and savage.
Jackie, my guide, a non-traditional name, to be sure for a native, lead us through the Devil's wilderness. Tall giants sporting crowns of leaves shaded us from the cruel sun. Their pets an... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 24,276 |
[WP] You discover that your friend has a raging pill addiction. After a series of little signs one day, you realize he is trying to commit suicide by overdose and try to go to him before it's too late - do you make it? Is there a conversation? Can you save him? | "Damn it, pick up your phone, Adam," I mumbled. The road lights of highway 69 flashed by at a hurried pace. Much faster than I had become accustomed too. I felt the sweat building between the palm of my hand and the hot battery of my cell. Every ring in my ear added another layer of uneasiness to my panic. Damn it. Voi... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24,277 |
At your 150th birthday you were suspicious. At 200 it was confirmed you could not die. It is now your 900th birthday and you are having suicidal thoughts. |
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The last human in the world sits alone in a room, you knock on the door. |
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[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Your main character joins a popular forum for writers. They slowly come to the realization that all is not what it seems. It's all part of an elaborate plan to find *the one*. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,280 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Sailors aboard the *USS Dwight D. Eisenhower (CVN-69)* call their ship **The Ike**. So what do the sailors abroad the *USS George H.W. Bush (CVN 77)* call their ship?
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[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | A woman is being executed by firing squad. She falls in love with her executioner. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,282 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Describe a day from the point of view of a door | 4 | 0 | 5 | 24,283 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Create a story with the following elements:
* A thick fog
* A strong female lead
* Some kind of knife
* A villain who does NOT get what's coming to him
* A mute character
* A restauraunt | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,284 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | A troubled mid-fifties woman with a vestigial tail is trying to enumerate something. What? To whom? To what end? And how do her troubles (and her tail!) play into it? | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,285 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Your character has a choice: live destitute while being the most powerful man in the world, or be fabulously rich, but unable to impose his will on any serious matters. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,286 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Somebody believes **ALL** the popup ads they see. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,287 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | Think of a whole number less than 100. Write a story inspired by that number. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,288 |
[PM] Deposit Your Prompts Here | A man wakes up one morning and finds out he's slept for 250 years. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,289 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | "We told you, sir. That's it. Dead man's fingerprints all over the crime scene." The older cop sounded apologetic, but he stood his ground. My old schoolmate was not having it. "Are you fucking kidding me? This shit is what I pay my taxes for?" The loud conversation could be heard all the way to the police station's wa... | 26 | 0 | 55 | 24,290 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | Today was the day I died. You know that fantasy you have, where you get to see what happens after you die? Your mum breaks down and cries over your coffin, your work gives everyone the day off because they can't cope with it and your best friend admits she was in love with you the whole time and just wished you had sai... | 11 | 0 | 55 | 24,291 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 55 | 24,292 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | This can't be real. Some fuckstick stole my identity and got himself killed, making me, for all intents and purposes, legally dead. The shackles of civil society were just lifted from me and I don't know where to start. There are so many people out there who deserve to be punished for crimes they have committed which o... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 24,293 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | "You have *one* new message...
'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, *oh my GOD!* I can't believe it. I just can't believe it. Oh, my baby...my baby...'
End of final message."
Ugh. My mom is so dramatic. We got in a fight a few weeks ago because I chose to work thorough the holidays instead of visiting my parents. I kne... | 5 | 0 | 55 | 24,294 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | Five people died that day.
The first was my mother. When she heard about the crash, she didn't think about me possibly being one of the passengers; she was merely interested in the news. As always, she sat in her rocking chair, eyes glued to the television, ingesting the debris of information as she pieced the sto... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 24,295 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | "So I died?" "Yup." "In a plane crash?" the incredulity was evident from the drawing out of the words 'plane crash', as if the very notion were impossible. "That's literally what I just said. Same words and everything!" she murmured indignantly, "Jesus woman, cut me some slack, I just found out I'm dead and I haven't e... | 3 | 0 | 55 | 24,296 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | I open my sleep-crusted eyes, expecting some exotic ceiling or crappy floor with rats pattering past, but instead being greeted my my own room. I stretch and marvel at how comfortable my own bed is, and how everything smells normal again - of course, I'm still planning my next trip in my head but it's nice to have the ... | 3 | 0 | 55 | 24,297 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | Alone in a room a man is sitting at his dining room table, a small table only big enough for a single person, eating his cereal with slow crunching sounds with the TV on. His spoons scoops up the very last amount of cereal. He gets up and places his hand on the box of cereal. Instead, he looks over to the box of pop ta... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 24,298 |
[WP] Someone stole your identity, and now the news is reporting 'you' died in a plane crash. | I always wanted to get a new start in a new city. Maybe even a new country. Always did hate it here. But I guess I didn't hate it enough to try and get out. I didn't think I'd ever get the chance, though. Too many responsibilities, not enough opportunities, after all.
Most people go their whole lives like this. "I wa... | 1 | 0 | 55 | 24,299 |
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