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[WP] God is arrested, charged, and tried by a divine tribunal. He attempts to defend himself. | I could hardly believe it. All of these years I spent thinking that I was the one. The only. And here I was, before 3 others, with the power to condemn me to something much worse than the hell I created when Satan was cast from above.
"Our Father", mockingly spoken by a human being who had spent most of his years as a... | 5 | 0 | 5 | 24,500 |
[WP] God is arrested, charged, and tried by a divine tribunal. He attempts to defend himself. | "You are a coward. You think you can do whatever you want, and it won't ever matter. Who cares if a few humans go to Hell, huh? Well I care, you useless asshole! That was my family you took from me. And I care!" The man at the witness stand had begun to weep at this point. His hands were still clenched in white knuckle... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 24,501 |
[WP] God is arrested, charged, and tried by a divine tribunal. He attempts to defend himself. | "All rise. The Rightful Honorable Judge Peter Williamson of the Planet Earth presiding."
The shuffling of seats, small and large, tall and short, sentient beings from all around the universe had gathered to this historic moment.
"Case Alpha-Delta-140598, the Defendant Willie "God" Eckleson against the Universal N... | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24,502 |
[WP] God is arrested, charged, and tried by a divine tribunal. He attempts to defend himself. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24,503 |
[WP] God is arrested, charged, and tried by a divine tribunal. He attempts to defend himself. | ~~Going to take the piss with this reply:~~
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The stern stares of the Divine Tribunal are upon me.
As with every notion cast at me, I feel their contempt, and even the desperation which it is born of. This is happening now, concurrent with my creations of them: the spit in the ocean, the smoke from the hut, the... | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24,504 |
[WP] Pet rocks never stopped being popular. In fact, their popularity spread across the world and grew. Everyone has one. | God damn it Billy! You kicked it into Mrs. Cunningham's yard!
So?
So she's a crazy rock lady!
Huh?
Don't you know anything? Mrs. Cunningham lives all alone with her pet rocks. All 26 of them.
Seriously? She has 26 rocks? Is she nuts or something?
Yes. That's why she's a crazy rock lady. Any ball that goes ... | 6 | 0 | 13 | 24,505 |
[WP] Pet rocks never stopped being popular. In fact, their popularity spread across the world and grew. Everyone has one. | Sandstone and granite. Not rare; not special. Go to any store and you’ll find one just like it.
Look at the others on your bookshelf! They’re curvier, flawless, polished – ones your friends would kill to have in their collection. What do they always say when you show them off? “You’re fucking lucky.”
Not anymore.
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[WP] Colonists on Mars receive news reports of a nuclear war breaking out on Earth. | It was cold that night.
With all the baloons around, Jimmy's only thoughts were about his birthday.
And the chocolate cake of course.
It's been a few years since they first landed in Mars and with the ongoing support of NASA,
Jimmy's family managed to live quite comfortably - As much as possible on a planet like Mar... | 12 | 0 | 29 | 24,507 |
[WP] Colonists on Mars receive news reports of a nuclear war breaking out on Earth. | First ever submission:
It all started like any other night.
In fact, for all intensive purposes until the hour of 2 am it had been a rather uneventful night. It had been three years since we colonised on Mars, and a total of six months since they moved Nuclear control to a hidden facility inside this martian cliff. ... | 1 | 0 | 29 | 24,508 |
[WP] Colonists on Mars receive news reports of a nuclear war breaking out on Earth. | Sorry about the late submission. I lost internet for a few days, and then got swamped with work. But I love this prompt, so I was determined to finish. Here it is:
“Hurry! Jonah is just getting the telescope online!” shouted Hou from behind me as I bounded up the stairs as quickly as my sixty-year old frame could carr... | 2 | 0 | 29 | 24,509 |
[WP] Everyone's name and 'score' is written above their heads. No one knows how the score works | I was working on this for three seconds before I opened this page, I worked how to see my own score without really trying.
Mirrors exist. Also, what's to stop you asking someone else to tell you. | 1 | 0 | 15 | 24,510 |
[WP] Everyone's name and 'score' is written above their heads. No one knows how the score works | Eric Bentley, 890.
Susy Harrison, 62.
Gregor Zinch, 212.
Every person has a number above their head. We do not know what they mean. I am in a room with three of the best scientists in the room attempting to figure it out. They have volunteered to sit in a room with their brains being monitored while I record the cha... | 5 | 0 | 15 | 24,511 |
[WP] Everyone's name and 'score' is written above their heads. No one knows how the score works | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 15 | 24,512 |
[WP] Everyone's name and 'score' is written above their heads. No one knows how the score works | August 8, 2019
Today marks the 5 year anniversary of the numbers. It all started August 8, 2014 at exactly 1:12 PM. The constantly changing, patternless numbers. Everyone has one. They all change every 10 seconds or so, all simultaneously. Above each number is the name of the person who possesses said number. We like ... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 24,513 |
[WP] Everyone's name and 'score' is written above their heads. No one knows how the score works | They say that the higher the score the greater the chance of getting into heaven is. I am now on 121, I hope that this is good enough to get in, I am ever so close to the end. My local minster told me when I was 5... Or was it 6? I cannot remember, I am very old.Anyway he told me that everyone's score is counted differ... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 24,514 |
Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz |
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[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | As it turns out, adjusting your life as a monster is quite a feat. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,516 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | At a college street fair, a battle-scarred woman who wants to make something perfectly clear is in the middle of an interaction with an arrogant retired economist who is just starting to panic. Tell me a story about fraudulence. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,517 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | A man finds himself castaway on a atoll. He befriends a mermaid. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,518 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | You have a new job as a magic salesman. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,519 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | A child gets stuck after climbing up a tree. Instead of calling for help, they decide to live in the branches. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,520 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | You are a cat aspiring to be a lion. You are taken by your human servants to Kenya and try to converse with lions and perform the ancient feline promotion ritual | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,521 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | a man is stuck between being gloriously rich or taking care of a young daughter he had no idea he had. | 2 | 0 | 5 | 24,522 |
[PM] 15 days behind on a story a day. Would you please help me catch up again? | You are Marie Antoinette, moments before your execution. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 24,523 |
[IP] Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz | > I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in rain.
> Time to die.
Roy Batty's words still resonate with us over 100 years later. It was the... | 12 | 0 | 13 | 24,524 |
[IP] Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz | Edward approached the cacophony on the west side of the City. It was a once in a lifetime event, the Festival at Tannhäuser Gate. The week long party took place under the most western gate of the gate, under the large statue the people call the Guardian. Edward peered at the statue. The large hole between the statues l... | 4 | 0 | 13 | 24,525 |
[IP] Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz | ‘Look, Arin, incredible, isn’t it?’ Erich asked me, standing before and beckoning towards the once sleeping giant of stone, that had now erupted into life.
I could only stare in awe as the avatar of our Old Gods flashed with light and the floating shards of the Gate began to assemble around the figure. Erich had becom... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 24,526 |
[IP] Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz | Sitting up in the tent, Aoife was awoken with pangs of hunger. She hadn't eaten in 3 days. Her parents were gone. It had been 5 days since she last saw them last. She wished she had rationed her food better, but they had never been gone this long before. She gripped her necklace. An heirloom her grandmother had g... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 24,527 |
[IP] Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz | Ylla gasped for air above the rush of the river's current, her arms and legs desperately thrashing to keep her head above the surface. She took one painful aching breath before she submerged again under the water, the icy cold mixing with her adrenaline to provide a desperate clarity to the situation. She was going to ... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 24,528 |
[IP] Tannhäuser Gate by Yohann Schepacz | Death. Death was what had occurred. More than had ever occurred before. The Old Gods' wrath was omnipotent. We were foolish to even try it. My apologies, I was too concerned with my memories of my emotions, and did not realise your lack of knowledge. My people are from a land far from here, far away from the reaches of... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 24,529 |
[CW] Write me a story of at least 250 words. Only five of those words may be verbs. | This prompt came out someone's joke on a forum I frequent. So I had to do it, of course. Here's 325 words, no verbs at all. Kind of an inverse prompt, I guess, where I write the story then ask you to do it? :)
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John's pistol, large caliber. John's blood, everywhere. Tiny entrance, huge exit. Blue wall, brains... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 24,530 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | "Baby, baby, baby, oooohhhhhhh..." My alarm went for what I assumed was the tenth time this morning. I knew I was gonna be late for work, but it was just one of those mornings when you felt so nonchalant about things, you wouldn't care if you woke up to find yourself castrated. I struggled to get back to sleep, I mean,... | 25 | 0 | 122 | 24,531 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | [deleted] | 32 | 0 | 122 | 24,532 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | People with nut allergies rejoiced, for there was a whole new world of previously forbidden food to taste, and the rest of the public's disgust meant only there would be more available for them. | 26 | 0 | 122 | 24,533 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 122 | 24,534 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | Leonard brushed the hair from Matthew's eyes and patted his head gently. "I'm sorry, Matthew. We'll get you help."
Matthew shook his head, sweat and blood dripping down under his neck and onto the stretcher. "No..." His voice was weak and shaking. "I saw it, Leonard. I saw it happening. Tell them..." He coughed. Bloo... | 9 | 0 | 122 | 24,535 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | "Let me get this straight, you're suggesting we feed them testicles. As in, human testicles."
Roosevelt glared at the panel of doctors and scientists standing across his desk.
"Yes Mr. President" the leader of the delegation said. "It's the only way." He met Roosevelt's gaze coldly, the look of a man who hadn't slept... | 30 | 0 | 122 | 24,536 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | Even the most evil human beings can admit that true hypocrisy is a grave sin. In his bedroom, an old man sits on his bed with sweaty palms. He listens to his grandchildren running and laughing downstairs. A single tear falls from his eye. Fred Phelps puts a handgun to his temple and pulls the trigger. His blood and bra... | 4 | 0 | 122 | 24,537 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | Father was a family man first and foremost. He never much cared for anything that anyone had to say besides his beloved wife and three boys, especially not that "goddamn liberal goon" that most people call our President. That's how we knew this time was different. We'd never eaten breakfast in the front room before, br... | 5 | 0 | 122 | 24,538 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | All the scientists had agreed,
Industry complied, and with great speed.
The fate of Earth on them relied,
For far too many had already died.
Overpopulation was our curse,
We had not spread out cross the 'verse.
Our food supplies would soon run out,
Human survival was now in doubt.
... | 2 | 0 | 122 | 24,539 |
[WP] The world finds out that "May contain traces of nuts" is referring to male genitalia | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 24,540 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | [deleted] | -2 | 0 | 218 | 24,541 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | [deleted] | 142 | 0 | 218 | 24,542 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | They came from the sky, speaking a strange, flowing language that everyone just *understood*, somehow. They came from the sky, and with a single gesture, all conventional weaponry instantly shattered.
They told us we had a month to prepare for their final judgement.
We all thought we'd be evaluated on our physical fo... | 351 | 0 | 218 | 24,543 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | It took a while to notice the difference. Its not like I spent much time watching the other channels, so I didn't notice when the news stations started replacing their talking heads. Skim past them on the way to the real shows, with real people. But eventually, there weren't any more news shows. Can't say I missed 'em.... | 58 | 0 | 218 | 24,544 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 218 | 24,545 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | They didn't know what we had done. They didn't know why we were locked away, but I suppose they saw our incarceration as a beneficial trait; we were already accustomed to life within a cage.
The invasion was quick and efficient. From what we saw on the news in the common room, the difference in weaponry was embarrassi... | 52 | 0 | 218 | 24,546 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | Karl had been plagued by flatulence as long as he could remember. Even now that he was one of only a few hundred human beings in existence, he cursed his affliction. Sitting in a translucent bubble of a room, filled with the stench if his own innards, surrounded by his dozing captures.
It all happened so fast. The da... | 16 | 0 | 218 | 24,547 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | Landing Day
Life is very different now than it used to be, before Landing Day, before they came. I remember what it was like before. I used to stay at home with my mother and she would teach me things. I could never get along too well with other kids, so she chose to let me stay at home and home school me. She cried a... | 16 | 0 | 218 | 24,548 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | "Like, why isn't it working?"
The mouth of that man hadn't stopped running since the sky caught fire. Mid way through a tweet he looked at me to break down again, to take what precious few moments of being alive I had and waste them worrying.
"They're grey blobs! I figured a shiny gold watch would be what they wante... | 5 | 0 | 218 | 24,549 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | "Hurry, HURRY." Sandra spoke quickly, her voice under her breath to avoid it carrying into the other rooms, where the Greys were in wait.
I grabbed the crude glue and ripped off my sandals. The right one flew across my sister's face and crashed into a lamp. As the vase fell and burst into shards, neither of us stoppe... | 6 | 0 | 218 | 24,550 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | [deleted] | 7 | 0 | 218 | 24,551 |
[WP] Aliens come to Earth to kill all but the handful of people they find to be the most valuable. Their value system differs from ours. A lot. | It was just me and my bipolar sister. There couldn't have been a more ill-equipped pair from our family to survive. Dad was always in calm and on top of things. My husband, Roy, always seemed like he had been perfectly programmed to take care of all my problems. He was definitely a "talk you down from the ledge" type. ... | 3 | 0 | 218 | 24,552 |
It was around the time Mick Jagger hit age 125 that people got suspicious, when his body was found in an alley, completely drained of his vital fluids and filled, instead, with parasitic worm colonies. Now the question is on everyone's mind; how long has rock really been dead? |
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[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | I wrote this in a [PM], but it took a while and nobody read it. Just wanted to share. I wrote from 2 to 11 am, so it gets a bit shit at the end, but if it's popular I'll do a quick edit to make it shine. I was thinking of making this the first chapter in a novella, interested?
First things first: [MAP](http://i.imgur.... | 9 | 0 | 20 | 24,554 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 20 | 24,555 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | [part one](http://chapterfy.com/r/little-black-submarines/) of the novelette that is getting much longer than i intended. | 5 | 0 | 20 | 24,556 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | Wrote this when I was like 17..
Told my entire life,
You're meant for greatness.
You'll change this place.
You've got something amazing in you.
Even at one point,
Ever heard of Solomon?
The messenger between God and Earth.
Said to be a man young in age, old in soul.
-meant to guide us all.
And if I say no?
T... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 24,557 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | I'm doing a serial on /r/yourserial.
It's about a woman that joins a revolutionary group in the near future. Episode 0 is a flash-forward.
[Reddit link 1: Episode 0](http://www.reddit.com/r/yourserial/comments/1zs3v6/slow_meta_episode_0/)
[Reddit link 2: Episode 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/yourserial/comments/1ztlz... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 24,558 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | I will use this space to admit that I haven't written anything new in at least two weeks now...so much for my New Year's Resolution! But I have been diligently reading the contest entries, and leaving a lot of feedback. Which is *like* writing, at least. I haven't abandoned authorship completely.
I feel like my own... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 24,559 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | I wrote this a couple years ago for a creative writing class. It was supposed to be a parody with exact length of the original poem. I parodied *The Raven*
> [The Bluebird](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JSaZHqbtPGueaw82BWgm4g5BCvaWhzsqB1UsYPJxIkk/edit?usp=sharing)
Edit: Putting in Google Doc instead of here... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 24,560 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | I met a lion the other day. I was walking home through the park, the bare limbs of trees dripping water in the golden afternoon sun. I passed two great old trees, their branches twining overhead, and began to imagine that they writhed in passion and exultance. I imagined that I was the one of them, the slightly larg... | 4 | 0 | 20 | 24,561 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | Hello. How do you do? I've... been writing a series of sorts, and it'd bring me great pleasure to see what others think about it. I'll admit, it's rather lengthy, but I'd like to hear what people say. Now, there are some spelling mistakes, and some names switched around, but that's merely because I prefer not to correc... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 24,562 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | A personal interpretation of "Borges and I":
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Green is enthusiastic, optimistic, gregarious. Her loud voice and shrill laugh slice through walls and thrust others... | 4 | 0 | 20 | 24,563 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | The water slipped between my fingers quicker than wind through a desert canyon. Sticking my three middle fingers in my mouth, I sucked and licked them, hoping for some kind of relief from my pain. My throat, dry and caked, bleeding for the umpteenth time this day. I'm not even sure it's day. The light is always changin... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 24,564 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition |
I wrote this a bit stream of consciousness, so I apologize for the Grammatical errors. This is my first post on WP Subreddit, so I hope you like it!
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I always thought that we, were quite funny as humans. We often just take what we want to learn, and Take it as the trut... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 24,565 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Daylight Savings Addition | "That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard."
"Why? It's not dumb. How is that dumb? You're dumb. This will work."
Sean's elbows made a small thud on the bar in front of him, and he let his head sink in his hands for a moment. He rubbed at his temples, trying to alleviate the pain from the night before. Why did he still... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 24,566 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | So, three sentences, yes?
* Saffron One: "I know not what I do, but I must do it."
* Saffron Two: "I know not who you are, but I must kneel to you."
* Saffron Three: "I know not where I am, but I must be here." | 6 | 0 | 17 | 24,567 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | #1: "The One has arrived."
#2: "There is something you must know in order to complete your quest."
#3: "The unicorn shampoo is sacred." | 2 | 0 | 17 | 24,568 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | [deleted] | 14 | 0 | 17 | 24,569 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | 1. All hail Mister Fister!
2. Feed me, Seymour!
3. Live from New York, it's Saturday night!!!! | 2 | 0 | 17 | 24,570 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | Saffron 1: With this war horn you shall call them.
Saffron 2: With this sword you shall conquer them.
Saffron 3: with this scepter you shall rule them. | 9 | 0 | 17 | 24,571 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | Hail Macbeth thane of Glams!
Hail Macbeth thane of Cawdor!
Yo gonna be king motha fucka! | 5 | 0 | 17 | 24,572 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | "You are the dayman."
"Fighter of the nightman."
"Champion of the sun, you are a master of karate and friendship for everyone." | 5 | 0 | 17 | 24,573 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | *"We kneel before you today,"*
*"To request but one thing,"*
*^^"We ^^need ^^about ^^tree ^^fiddy."*
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[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | 1: "One of us tells only lies."
2: "One of us tells only truth."
3: "One of us kills logicians." | 13 | 0 | 17 | 24,575 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | 1. My lord, we are the sages of antiquity.
2. As prophecy dictates, you will make vile giants bend at their wicked knees and corrupted moguls burn in sin-fuelled fire.
3. And all devotees of sullied idols and ancient doctrine will stare up at your glimmering form and remark: *God is just a man* | 3 | 0 | 17 | 24,576 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | "You're out of eggs."
"And milk."
"Funny story, did you know that Fluffy was *not,* in fact, an outdoors cat?" | 3 | 0 | 17 | 24,577 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | Saffron 1: The offering has arrived.
Saffron 2: With this knife I offer him to you my lord
Saffron 3: Cthluhu fhatgn | 3 | 0 | 17 | 24,578 |
[CW] You arrive home from your crappy 9-5 to see three men in saffron-colored robes kneeling before you. They each utter but one sentence. | choose your path wisely son of the creator, you will you fight the change?
surrender to the change?
become the change? | 1 | 0 | 17 | 24,579 |
[CW] Write a story using the following random 10 words: knife, flower, barber, Jeeves, Mosquito, vicious, pumpkin, mountain, stick, festoon | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 3 | 24,580 |
[CW] Write a story using the following random 10 words: knife, flower, barber, Jeeves, Mosquito, vicious, pumpkin, mountain, stick, festoon | A festoon of bejewelled flowers was nestled around her throat. Even in the painting, she had an air of confidence and quiet grace. Jeeves, my partner seemed to be following her curves more closely than our conversation. Annoyed, I nudged him. He looked at me with the innocence of a child who got their hand stock in the... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 24,581 |
[WP] The known world is split into factions/nations. Their respective leaders meet to decide the fate of the world. Each bets their nation. The game? Whatever you want it to be. Risk, Clue, Charades, Mario Kart, Chess, Tic Tac Toe, etc... | The world leaders from each nation placed their slip into a large punch bowl. From there, there entry was placed onto the digital data base to see what form of game each nation wanted to decide the fate of the world. Your typical choices in sports arose: Association Football, American Football, Basketball, Badminton...... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 24,582 |
[WP] The mountains are waiting. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 8 | 24,583 |
[WP] The mountains are waiting. | *Dear Hayden,*
*I'm missing you so much these days. How's Michigan? How is your cat? Have you stopped drinking yet? Colorado is wonderful. It's so great to be home. The winter has been long. But I can't really complain to you about winter now, can I?*
*I wish you'd come see me. I want to take you to the woods. There... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 24,584 |
[WP] The mountains are waiting. | The mountains await
I can feel their lonesome cry
No more nine-to-five | 2 | 0 | 8 | 24,585 |
[WP] The mountains are waiting. | Like eternal sentinels, the mountains stood watching over the lands as long as the elders can remember. Dozens of tales, poems, and works of art have been made based around these mountains. Our entire culture has stemmed from the great roots of these granite citadels. The mountains are our greatest protector, our gods,... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 24,586 |
[wp]It was around the time Mick Jagger hit age 125 that people got suspicious, when his body was found in an alley, completely drained of his vital fluids and filled, instead, with parasitic worm colonies. Now the question is on everyone's mind; how long has rock really been dead? | "You hear about Jagger?"
"Yeah, fuckin' worms or some shit took over his body. Aliens invading? Something like that."
"Yeah, that's what they say. Explains why the Stones started to suck after *Sticky Fingers.*"
"Hey! *Exile on Main St.* was awesome!"
"Whatever. You weren't even born then so what would you kno... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 24,587 |
[CW] End each post with 'Just as I/he/she thought it couldn't get any worse . . .' | When Caitlyn returned home she found Marshall rummaging through her drawers. "Sweetheart, what are you doing?" she asked, setting down her briefcase. The tall, well-groomed man stood up to face her with a vicious smirk. "Sweetheart . . . Oh, God, I've been waiting to say this. You can suck my dick in Hell, you whore!" ... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 24,588 |
[CW] End each post with 'Just as I/he/she thought it couldn't get any worse . . .' | Ah, so you wish to know of my greatest blunder? Well, that would be marrying that bitch Norwegian con-woman, but I'll tell you a different one. This story, of course, chronicles the adventures that I, Ray Valthazzar, ace detective, had directly before that horrid Scandinavian scumbag burst into my life, bringing worse ... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 24,589 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | 1930's Noir detective responding to a crime scene where a fight between people who love Macs and people who love PCs escalated. | 2 | 0 | 19 | 24,590 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | A bard asks if you heard the tale of the young King, the empire, the cheese maker, the 5 barrels of love potions, the giantess, the magic dagger and the useless wizard.
You answer no and he tells you to bring more ale, it's gonna take a while. | 3 | 0 | 19 | 24,591 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | You have just murdered a homeless female. What do you do. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 24,592 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! |
A man high out of his mind at Joshua Tree comes face to face with God, who gives him a new testament for mankind. | 2 | 0 | 19 | 24,593 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | A religious debate in the future. | 2 | 0 | 19 | 24,594 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | Two stray dogs, one big one small, have their typical day in Quito, Ecuador. Their dialogue/adventures | 1 | 0 | 19 | 24,595 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | A girl comes out as bisexual to her best friend, but he isn't supportive. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 24,596 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | you are gathering a small group of heroes from history (think bill and ted but badass), but before they can join; there are interviews. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 24,597 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | A support group for stranded time travelers. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 24,598 |
[PM] I promise to reply to every prompt! | After promising to write a story around every writing prompt he's sent, a redditor realises he's completely out of his depth. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 24,599 |
Subsets and Splits
Top Gilded Writing Prompts
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