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[PM] I've nothing else to do.	Write about a slightly unusual kidnapping. (Lawyer kidnapped by client, doctor by patient etc)	3	10	26,100
[OT] I made a film about one of your writing prompts. Now I'm making another.	Thank you, Scott! C'mon /r/WritingPrompts! Any help and support you can give, even a little bit will get Scott a step closer to showing us something incredible onscreen! Please check out the kickstarter and pitch in if you can!	4	6	26,101
A sick alternate ending for the movie: Up	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	26,102
I have a ton of free time this weekend, and would love to get another short in the works!	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	3	26,103
I have a ton of free time this weekend, and would love to get another short in the works!	A magical genie grants a man 3 wishes. The man wishes that Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha were still alive, that they would call a national press conference, and that every person in the world was required to tune into the broadcast. What happens at the press conference?	1	3	26,104
[WP] You wake up one Morning and everything seems the same, until you walk outside.	April 16, 2005 I woke up this morning, about 30 minutes ago, with a really bad headache. Like, really bad. I am finding this even hard to write. I am contemplating whether or not I should even go to work. I don’t remember doing anything crazy yesterday. I woke up, went to work, and hit the bar with Jack. I only had a ...	2	7	26,105
[PM] Have some free time this next week, and would love to get some inspiration!	A magical genie grants a man 3 wishes. The man wishes that Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha were still alive, that they would call a national press conference, and that every person in the world was required to tune into the broadcast. What happens at the press conference?	1	3	26,106
[WP] A girl dies in her sleep but is somehow still able to control her lifeless corpse. She must either find a way to revive herself or live her life to the fullest before her body deteriorates into rotten flesh.	Georgia ripped off her nail, watching it sail to the floor like a man jumping ship from the sinking Titanic. She sighed mechanically and would have willed some tears to her eyes, but the ability to cry had long since fled. She sat at the round breakfast table across from her mother. Rita looked up from her crossword,...	6	17	26,107
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	My life sucks. I have no friends, I'm unemployed, homeless, you name it. Fact of the matter is I've kept this thing going long as I possibly could. But there comes a time in every man's life when you have to sit back, take account of your situation, and get ready to make some hard choices. Even if that means killin...	10	13	26,108
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	Surreal. I don’t know how else to describe it. It just seemed so… out of place. Numb. That’s how I feel. It was just such a change of… pace. Lost. My head is just completely disoriented. I was only visiting my favorite local museum and was leaving when two tourist newlyweds asked me to take their picture. They were so ...	3	13	26,109
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	It was my third day in Tokyo, and I was dead tired. I'd been drinking pretty hard since I'd gotten into the city. One bar to the next, to the next. My second night there, I'd stumbled into a brothel. That's usually not my thing, but, like I said, I'd been drinking, so I indulged. I'd woken up that morning at my ...	2	13	26,110
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	"See you soon?" "Of course. I'll call you." I watched the back of her head as she walked into the apartment. Goddamn she was hot. A solid 10/10. Smart, too. I really felt a connection with this one. Going out tonight was a good decision. Brenda, was it? I smiled as I looked at her number in my phone. Damn, I'm good. ...	2	13	26,111
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	“Can you spare any change, sir?” I asked him as he walked briskly by. I knew the type. Chubby man in a large overcoat, in a hurry to get to whatever meeting or conference he was late for. Typical business yuppie. To him, I was just another slacker, leeching off the system. He must have been a real big shot, carrying a...	3	13	26,112
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	I do not think anyone woke up that sunny Saturday thinking anything monumental was going to happen. The beauty of life is the unexpected moments that take you by surprise, for better or worse. In an instant everything is different and you are never the same. For me, it always comes back to the worn and well loved stuff...	2	13	26,113
[WP]Write about someone's experience as they witness the death of someone they just met.	I walked out of my door for another day of work. I had just started about a month ago and I was liking the job. I decided to walk to work today since I didn't live too far from work. That turned out to be a big mistake. While I was walking I bumped into this girl. She was walking with her head down, murmuring somethin...	2	13	26,114
[WP] I spent my days learning to feel less, until one day I felt nothing at all.	Hate, disappointment. I was tired and I welcomed numbness, without understanding what it meant. I was stupid and I only realize this now, when I see no point in going on. ------ -072	1	12	26,115
[WP] I spent my days learning to feel less, until one day I felt nothing at all.	It took six months until I was able to go outside again. My friends and family worried about me, but no one could figure out what to do. I spent my days sleeping, because I spent my nights crying in the darkness of my bedroom, alone. She left me. I'd spent seven years giving my all to her. I did anything I could for ...	6	12	26,116
[WP] I spent my days learning to feel less, until one day I felt nothing at all.	Kindergarten- Smartest kid in school. Best athlete too. Things are great. First grade- Still awesome. Everybody loves me. Second grade- This life thing's pretty sweet. Third grade- Signs go missed. I fill my homeroom teacher's closet with books I read instead of dealing with people. Fourth grade- First sig...	3	12	26,117
[WP] I spent my days learning to feel less, until one day I felt nothing at all.	Too much. My head pounds with words and feelings. My life could be so much worse but I'm still here bending and breaking under these stupid emotions. They haunt me and stop me from acting the way I want, the way I can in life. Every word goes through this filter of fear. I feel discomfort when they look at me with uns...	3	12	26,118
[WP] I spent my days learning to feel less, until one day I felt nothing at all.	I don't feel I don't love I don't hurt She ruined it And I ruined her	1	12	26,119
[CW] Two options...	In the land of the North, where the black rocks stand guard over the cold sea, where the green light of the dark, empty sky gazes down on the cold earth in the long dark night, the men of the north lands come from afar, to sit by a great log fire, and they tell a tale.	2	7	26,120
[CW] Two options...	Jane froze in the dark, quiet and still, until they shut the door. She let out the air in her lungs in a burst like a wave upon the cliffs. She hadn’t known she held it until the risk was gone. When they were close, each beat of her heart rang in her ears until she was sure they could hear her pulse in the night. They ...	3	7	26,121
[WP]Our God was stripped from us, but it was only then that we realized we were the real Gods	[deleted]	1	6	26,122
[WP]Our God was stripped from us, but it was only then that we realized we were the real Gods	[deleted]	1	6	26,123
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	[deleted]	11	39	26,124
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	[deleted]	6	39	26,125
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	[deleted]	3	39	26,126
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	In a neighborhood like this, when Mike and one of his clients meet in the wild, it's best for everyone to go their separate ways. Both men had wives and children to take care of. No reason to mix them up in their private business, right? Besides, meth isn't that bad, right? Whatever someone does on his own free tim...	6	39	26,127
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	Dave stood waiting in the school playground. Bits of litter danced across the tarmac, remnants of lunches that mothers had so lovingly packed. His mum had never done that. Too busy sending off for competitions in tabloids she'd never win or desperately searching for pennies beneath the sofa to be able to afford a pac...	15	39	26,128
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	Rick whistled tunelessly. He was trying to learn to whistle as well as people did in songs, but wasn't having much luck with it. That didn't stop him from trying, as long as it was in the privacy of his own car. Idly, he checked his phone. It's right at 3, why aren't the kids out? he mused to himself. As though sum...	2	39	26,129
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	"Hey man what's up?" said I when I saw Tim. "Hey man, same old shit but pretty good. I gotta run Miley to her mother's, then meeting up with Kayla for dinner. Oh hey, I got some more of them beans if you want any." Kyle was casual, knowing no one around would know what he meant. "Cool, i'll call you later." I replie...	2	39	26,130
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	"Hey little man, how was school today? Did you remember your lunch money?" I turned in time to get a mouthful of knuckles and hit the ground. Trevor stood over me, shaking his head. I crabwalked to the side of my minivan. "What the fuck man, I said I'd pay you today! It was just two ounces." I stood up slowly and Tr...	6	39	26,131
[WP] A drug user and his dealer run into each other as they pick their respective children up from preschool.	I was listening to Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy," while waiting for Jessica. She was always late, asking the teacher silly questions. Toasty, these warm-up seats. As I heard the faint giggle and scream of my daughter, I prepared myself for the cold. Opening, the door, I saw her begin running towards me, the p...	2	39	26,132
[EU] It has finally happened. Bender Killed all humans.	Bender struggled to walk across the surface of the wasteland around him. "Guys, guys, you'll never believe where I found that thingy you were all looking for!" He yelled, but to his disdain found no answer back. "You can all kiss my ass" Bender taunted as he threw his empty beer can at the broken fragments that wer...	2	5	26,133
I am a criminal sentenced to exile in Australia in the year 1800. After disembarking from the transport ship, what can I expect my life to be like? (x-post /r/askhistorians)	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	26,134
war paint	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	26,135
[WP] "The true humans are all but dead."	These monsters, they have replaced every human, taking on their form, killing the soul inside by the time the child has yet to become an adult. The creatures fill their never ending hunger with greed, blood and tears. They destroy the Earth with new inventions, taking and never giving back, killing the tress. Killing t...	2	5	26,136
[WP] "The true humans are all but dead."	"You're an idiot, Mark. You attempt suicide one time and suddenly, we're all some kind of....fake human?" Remy scowled, tossing a perfect shot into the basketball hoop. Before Mark's stint in rehabilitation, he was a normal Upper East Side teen. Out of habit, he'd returned to the court in the park where he had once...	1	5	26,137
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	The flash lit up the room and the screen froze his face in place. The snake in the corner raised its head in mild interest, surveyed the room, and went back to sleep. The man peered at the screen and, satisfied, set the phone on the table. Enough for today. He would upload them later. He pulled the chair in front of ...	9	19	26,138
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	Lewis looked at Wikipedia and found the following: > In 1950, Morton Sultanoff, an engineer for the U.S. Army at Aberdeen Proving ground, invented a super high-speed camera that took frames at one-millionth of a second, and was fast enough to record the shock wave of a small explosion. Of course, this is where it ...	8	19	26,139
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	I am the monster under your bed, the one that you fear from taking over your life. Of course, I don't look it, no, I'm just a middle aged, insignificant little guy, no one you would expect to spot out of a crowd. But every time I do my job, the people around me lose their soul, just a bit each time. How I do it though,...	2	19	26,140
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	Under the yellow wavering light, the only relief from the darkness in the cluttered room, the man flipped to the last page of a photo album of strangers. He shut it with the tenderness of a mother and patted its meticulously decorated cover before adding it to his stack of unfamiliar faces. There were grainy newspaper ...	3	19	26,141
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	[deleted]	1	19	26,142
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	"Another useless one, another useless one, ANOTHER USELESS ONE!" He cursed to himself. He sat on the bench in the center of the well lit mall, stealing glances at the many teenage girls frolicking and dashing about in their tight knit groups. Even now he could see a group across the aisle next to the food court groupin...	2	19	26,143
[WP] It turns out photographs do steal your soul, little by little, and with all the photos that are being taken of people nowadays, our souls are starting to disintegrate.	[deleted]	1	19	26,144
[WP] Write a story about how Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 could end up.	After three months, Air Traffic Control in Beijing detects an incoming unidentified aircraft. "Unknown aircraft, you are in Chinese airspace, identify yourself." "This is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, requesting permission to land." Intrigued, they let the plane descend. The whole exterior of the plane was in go...	3	6	26,145
[WP] Write a story about how Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 could end up.	it was three years after the disappearance of flight 370,everybody accepted that everybody on that plane would never have a return flight home that was until June/26/2013... It was a sunny day in new york,The day was beautiful. Birds was chirping, children was laughing playing with there respective dogs in the park s...	2	6	26,146
[WP] A stalker discovers his/her victim is stalking him/her.	Click Peter held his breath. He had done it. He hope he was turning the lock in the right direction. He had. He breathed a sigh of release. Peter was now inside the princess' castle. "How long I have waited for this moment," he thought. Ever since that chance encounter at the coffee shop with Brandi, Peter's he...	3	7	26,147
[WP] A stalker discovers his/her victim is stalking him/her.	[deleted]	1	7	26,148
[WP] A stalker discovers his/her victim is stalking him/her.	I don't, as a matter of policy, get involved with people. Especially not romantically. When my life expectancy is just next year every year, it's not exactly fair to anybody to sit down and get to know them. Even if I don't die, chances are good one day my patience will run out or my life will catch up and I'll be gone...	2	7	26,149
[WP] I am a criminal sentenced to exile in Australia in the year 1800. After disembarking from the transport ship, what can I expect my life to be like? (x-post /r/askhistorians)	Agnes stewed the cauldron with her iron ladle, new potential in a new land for those who are able. The pressures of the old world washed away in days, ten eighty, spent serving masters in many ways. For the penalty of her mass of weighty crimes: Borrowing an umbrella during rainy times.	4	10	26,150
[WP] I am a criminal sentenced to exile in Australia in the year 1800. After disembarking from the transport ship, what can I expect my life to be like? (x-post /r/askhistorians)	"Alright ye penny pinchers, chimney sweeps, bastards, heathens, worthless dogs, scurvy curs and limey tarts - exit the vessel in an orderly fashion and report to ye housing administrator at once. Half of ye will be carted to Bathurst because we believe there'll be gold there somewhere, maybe. The other half of ye will ...	3	10	26,151
[WP] Write a exciting story revolving around yours or someone else's username that ends up in them adopting that username.	The man sat in the middle of the room. The men who put him there made sure to keep it as bare as possible, no windows, no utensils, no tables, no chairs, just one lunatic in a strait jacket staring idly into the distance. Barbados Henson knew what this man was capably of, seen and read every report on his crimes. I...	1	8	26,152
[WP] Write the origin story of the the commentor above you's user name.	His name was Subject Dark Child. All the clones before him, all 88 of them, had failed a multitude of test. However, when the 89th Dark Child came around an infamous legacy was born. All of the test we put him through were passed with flying colors. His IQ was beyond that of a genius and he was the first ever successfu...	3	11	26,153
[WP] Write the origin story of the the commentor above you's user name.	Darkchylde89: The Rap, The R-yth (Rap Myth), The Relegend (Rap Legend) Dark Chylde 89 started in 1996 when six year old Darius Clontle was let out of his attic by order of the state to go to school. He had lived by himself in the hard streets of the Attic, where he fought cockroaches, gathered rainwater, and read from...	3	11	26,154
[WP] Write the origin story of the the commentor above you's user name.	They don't call him the "Dark Child" for nothing. A single look leaves even the most stalwart men crippled with fear. Fire burns where his eyes should be, but only if you look closely enough. The hidden scriptures claim that the dark child was made from the shadows of fallen soldiers. The blood of 89 different demons...	3	11	26,155
[WP] Write the origin story of the the commentor above you's user name.	I'd love to hear my username, if any of you are waiting for another name.	2	11	26,156
[WP] Write the origin story of the the commentor above you's user name.	Anyone care to do mine?	2	11	26,157
[WP] A world where all of the "hard" drugs are switched with the "low-key" ones. The worst drug of all? Caffeine.	Bill sat at the oxygen bar and inhaled, enjoying the mildly relaxing properties of the air. He inhaled again, just after the laws of the drug word reversed, and promptly died of overdose. Outside the bar his wife was just puling into the parking lot to pick him up. She crashed the car into a telephone pole, thinking ...	3	5	26,158
[WP] A world where all of the "hard" drugs are switched with the "low-key" ones. The worst drug of all? Caffeine.	"I don't know, man. I think..." James stopped to take another hit off his blunt. He opened his mouth to speak, but a stranger tapped him on the shoulder first. "Hey, can I bum a smoke?" "Oh yeah," James replied. "Here take the last of the pack, I've got another. You smoke Marbolo Purples?" he asked as he passed over ...	2	5	26,159
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	"My girlfriend told me I'm fat." Lucifer studied Death, a frosted sigh escaping his canine teeth. Blue skin shifted over toned muscles. "Listen, Davy, there are some times where listening to your girlfriend is a good idea. This is not one of them." Death grimaced, his seat groaning in protest as he shifted his neglig...	17	22	26,160
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	Death sat alone in a truck stop diner somewhere in the middle of nowhere. The waitress strode by his table, her ample hips swaying, and topped up his mug with stale coffee without asking. He lifted a finger off the table in acknowledgement of the gesture and continued staring off into space. To her, and to the other mo...	12	22	26,161
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	This is my first time doing a post like this, criticism welcomed :) Lucifer ran his fingers through his slicked back, blonde hair, looked down at his watch, and then at the polished rosewood door a couple of meters ahead of him. He had been waiting for over two years now. Sighing, he pulled at the collar of his ...	2	22	26,162
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	“Death! Buddy. Got some fresh ones for me?” Lucifer circled around Death, rubbing his hands and inspecting his every angle. But alas, Death’s sack was empty. Again. Lucifer flew into a rage; he was known for being quite hot-headed. “What the fuck man?! Again? Have they become immortal or something?” “Woah. Chill man. ...	3	22	26,163
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	A cry rang out in the pit of Hell, heralding a much anticipated arrival. Along the ramparts, within the walls, through every hallway and unhallowed place, a single deafening scream roared, and for the briefest of instants silence reigned. The unending torments of murderers, tyrants, fiends and the rest was abated, if...	3	22	26,164
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	A doorbell rings. No one answers the door. The visitor waits a moment, then rings again. After what seems like eternity (which is an entirely plausible timeframe), the door slowly opens and Lucifer steps inside. He takes a deep breath. "Let's get this over with." The dark entryway in which the Lord of the Underwor...	3	22	26,165
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	[deleted]	1	22	26,166
[WP] Lucifer has a conversation with Death. He is angry that not enough souls are bringing brought to Hell.	"Look, this isn't enough," the tiny red man declared, pointing to a long manuscript and running his clawed fingers down the page, "look at that! In the biggest city of this country, only 2 souls yesterday! Bol Dur has a population of over two hundred thousand! What's up with this?" He pointed an accusatory finger at th...	1	22	26,167
Write a monster story where being the monster (vampire, werewolf, etc) is the norm and being normal is occult.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	26,168
[WP] "Stop trying to impress other people" he said, looking deep into his/her eyes, "and start focusing on impressing yourself!"	It started with red lipstick. Always red. She'd read somewhere that that particular shade had a way of attracting men like no other. Elle maybe? Vogue? It didn't matter. She knew in her heart that none of the men were looking at her lips anyway. She scrunched her hair and smiled at herself in the dusty, cracked mirror...	2	4	26,169
[PI] A world where eating in public is taboo but shitting in public is normal.	Hey apopheniac, I think you may have tagged this incorrectly. [PI] tags are meant for: >Stand-alone, often longer, stories that are inspired by prompts. Also used for contests and responses to old prompt threads. You don't appear to have written a story here or in the prompt that you've linked.	1	3	26,170
[PI] A world where eating in public is taboo but shitting in public is normal.	Reposted [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/20gsds/wp_a_world_where_eating_in_public_is_taboo_but/) with fixed tagging.	1	3	26,171
[WP] In a perspective of a dog, you're trying to save your owner from a creature/psychopath/entity, but all you can do is watch helplessly because of your leash/cage/etc.	The Shadow Thing moved through the window hole like the sneaky neighbour cat as Master sat in the other room, staring at the blinking noise box, as he likes to do. The Shadow Thing has a bad scent. Means to be bad to Master. Want to stop Shadow Thing, but the metal wall house stops me. Will warn Master. Will scare Shad...	2	12	26,172
[WP] In a perspective of a dog, you're trying to save your owner from a creature/psychopath/entity, but all you can do is watch helplessly because of your leash/cage/etc.	[deleted]	1	12	26,173
[WP] [IP] 13 Crazy Ways the Mystery of Flight 370 Could End	[just sayin](http://i.imgur.com/5Avf8XU.png)	1	6	26,174
[EU] A day in Gotham	"Sammy, take out the trash." Burton Aaron III called from the window of his little three bedroom home. His son scrambled to get it done. His favorite cartoon was coming on soon. "Yes, Pops." He called, hurriedly tying off the bag. It bounced down the rickety steps behind him. "Pick it up, Sammy. You're going to tear ...	2	5	26,175
[EU] A day in Gotham	It's been three years since I stepped foot in my hometown. Ahh, Gotham City. Many think of her as some crime ridden wasteland, and to an extent they are correct. But to me, like Paris, it is the city of love. I know it sounds crazy right? You see long ago, in these very streets, I met my first teenage fling. She ...	3	5	26,176
[WP] Aquaman does the impossible and kills Superman. Describe the epic battle that ends it all.	"Aw, fuck!" exclaims superman as he inhales kyryptonite dust. Mid flight he breaks into a super-coughing fit; lazers, ice breath, heat vision, all blazing about as he falls from the sky coughing. Aquaman is sunbathing, trident stuck in the sand the way only a true tool could orchestrate. - - Superman hits pretty fuck...	3	7	26,177
[WP] Aquaman does the impossible and kills Superman. Describe the epic battle that ends it all.	[Setup] Superman, still unable to cope with the death of Lois, has become Earth's worst enemy. Enemy may actually be an understatement, as the situation is much worse than that. The Earth's lands have become a barren wasteland of sickness and decay. No longer does the grass grow, no longer do the people live freely, m...	3	7	26,178
[WP] An inept group of elderly mall-walkers have no idea that they are marching side by side with the zombie apocalypse.	"I tell you Cheryl, it gets worse every year. All these damn people, you can't walk a half a mile without bumping into something." "Well Edith it's all about keeping up with the times now isn't it. I suppose these days everyone's is just in such a hurry. Is there anywhere to sit?" "Well I say, none of the tables are ...	24	28	26,179
[WP] An inept group of elderly mall-walkers have no idea that they are marching side by side with the zombie apocalypse.	"Harold, dear," she muttered, taking his arm and hobbling along "where did you say the rest room was again?" As much as she hated to admit it her incontinence was a real issue now but prevention (meaning going every half an hour or so) was the key. Harold chuckled, a pleasant grating sound like two love heart shaped s...	6	28	26,180
[WP] An inept group of elderly mall-walkers have no idea that they are marching side by side with the zombie apocalypse.	A harsh suckle infiltrated Orville's bramble-like ear hair. He noticed Harold's mouth hanging off his arm. "What's that? EHHH!" Orville smacked the top of Harold's head. Harold's feeble jaw released as he stumbled about a foot backwards. Like a rusted spring, Harold's octogenarian legs diverted his body back at Orvill...	3	28	26,181
[WP] Your best friend just died. Write your eulogy speech for the funeral.	What can I say about Frey that ya'll don't already know? What can I say about someone that didn't keep secrets, hold grudges, or have enemies? What can I say about someone that loved everyone, loved life, and loved the world? Every last person here knew Frey and how unique she was. I doubt anyone here has ever had a fr...	2	5	26,182
[WP] Your best friend just died. Write your eulogy speech for the funeral.	Well...I...When I first met her, I knew that there was something about her that was different. She...when we became friends, were inseparable. Both...both of us understanding one another's difference. She understanding my Aspergers, me understanding her Epilepsy. We knew how to help one another when our conditions deci...	1	5	26,183
[WP] I wonder what Wil Wheaton would be like as an assassin?	“That’s the third one this month doc.” “Yep, same as the rest. They all come in with a giant dick on their forehead and cause of death seems to be blunt force trauma…with a burrito. Your folks any closer to figuring out who’s doing this, sheriff?” “No, every crime scene is nearly identical. The victims were Republ...	1	1	26,184
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	Th' gam was terrible. 'At they waur. Cakey bampots cooldnae dreich mah gran's auld cunt. Ah hink ah was blooter'd 10 minutes in. What's 'at? Is 'at Nessie? Ah hink so. Didne ken it was real. Nessie's a right bludy mess. Whit coods hae dain 'at tae 'er? Somethin' awfy. Whit shoods we dae? Divit monster hunter...	44	231	26,185
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	[deleted]	2	231	26,186
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	[deleted]	1	231	26,187
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	All these years of chasing mythical beasts around the world and never catching anything on film but shadows and muffled static were taking their toll on my faith. Sure, I could tell you about the time I chased Bigfoot through the mountains of Colorado, or the days I spent frantically hiding from a hungry Chupacabra in ...	73	231	26,188
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	It smelled like goddamn rotten eggs and the shithouse his da had refused to tear down despite his ma's orders. Despite the chill of the morning the putrid scent seemed to ooze through every crack and hole in his doors and windows, and finally at ten o'clock on that March morning he left his broken down shack to find ou...	8	231	26,189
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	No stories ending with " I need about tree fiddy." I'm proud of you reddit.	68	231	26,190
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	Police tape and sirens. Officers in blue holding up their hands to hold back the crowd raising their cell phones high above their heads to get a picture of the most sensational story of the year. Men in white suits and blue caps with surgical masks walking around the half-eaten mess on the beach. I looked up at my fa...	10	231	26,191
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	only one word described the presence before me and it screamed in my head "Leviathan". Every biblical, religious and theocratic reference gave no heed to the immensity that foreshadows the coming of the Leviathan. Tears streamed down my face as i stared at the single tooth ensnared on the carcass for Nessy, an entire l...	1	231	26,192
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	"Do you belief in the Loch Ness Monster?" No, of course not, or at least I didn't use to. And yet I always started my tours around the lake with this simple question. I still like to see the tourists reactions. *In general it's the older people who do. Those who come here to find her. To be the one who caught ...	1	231	26,193
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	I live and work in London, so I do NOT like to go to Scotland at very short notice. The reasons for this are threefold: firstly, it takes hours and when I need to be there quickly they stick me in a military helicopter which is fast but desperately uncomfortable; as a Civil Servant from London I'm generally not all th...	3	231	26,194
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	I eat the rest of it.	-1	231	26,195
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	None of the three of us spoke. Here it was, the beast of myth that many got fuzzy images of, but could never prove really existed. The Loch Ness Monster sat on the shoreline, its wet flesh glimmering in the sunlight, resting like it was sunbathing. And it might have been, if half of it wasn't missing. When we first sa...	0	231	26,196
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	"John, it's me," said a voice from the other end of the phone. I recognized the voice, but even more importantly, I recognized the name he used. John, a name that both was and was not my own. A name only used for situations. "Terrance, I haven't heard from you in a while. I was starting to think the family didn'...	0	231	26,197
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	The abominable snowman just stood, for a while. It was hot and dry at the Loch's edge, and you might think that would have bothered him, but really he had the base genetics of a feathered reptile. He was pretty good with the heat. Unfortunately, conditions were drying out flies, who had matted thick on the gargantuan m...	1	231	26,198
[WP] The Loch Ness Monster washes up on the shore. Half of it's body was eaten.	I hear my name being called as I run towards whatever it is that fills my nostrils with this overwhelming scent. The closer I get, the more urgent the calls become. This is different, something I've not encountered before. Every morning I am brought here, the air is always cool, often damp, regularly the wind brings ...	2	231	26,199

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