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[WP] "Can I buy just one bullet?" | "Can you buy just what now?"
"Just the one bullet"
"This one right? This one right here?
"Yes, the one all by its lonesome"
"Well, you see, this is the only bullet of its type in the world. It costs a for-"
"Poor thing. Must be lonely being all lonely by itself, there. You know what? I should buy it. I haven't don... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 27,500 |
[WP] "Can I buy just one bullet?" | "Do I need to call someone for you son?"
"Like suicide hotline? Nah, it's not what you think."
"Just one bullet? I mean, you certainly don't seem like you're going to off yourself..." The balding, mustached man behind the counter said. *George* his nametag read.
"Alright, I'll do it. Don't kill yourself kid. I don... | 7 | 0 | 10 | 27,501 |
[WP] "Can I buy just one bullet?" | "We shouldn't be in here Lala."
Raya was putting unusually sophisticated sentences together and she was doing it with authority, much to her older sister's frustration.
"It's okay Raya, I just need to find where Amo hides them. I know they're somewhere around here!" Laila was opening the drawers of her uncle's nightst... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 27,502 |
[WP] "Can I buy just one bullet?" | A pale, spindly young man walked into a local gun store and began browsing through some firearms. The clerk took notice, and asked, "Anything I can help you with son?"
"No, just browsing." The young man replied. His skinny frame was hunched over the locked store case like Atlas, bearing the weight of the world on his ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 27,503 |
[WP] A telepath picks up on other people's critical thoughts | *Please don’t talk to me, please don’t talk to me.*
*Wow, does he know he looks like that?*
*I feel so bad for him.*
The voices are there all the time. Josef wishes he could turn them off, but he can’t. The voices, which are in fact only thoughts, of the critical company that he keeps every day at his campus. ... | 6 | 0 | 2 | 27,504 |
[WP] A telepath picks up on other people's critical thoughts | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27,505 |
[WP] A student walks into their final completely unprepared. | "I mean, what is life really, if not just a collection of happy memories? I'm not happy studying, so I won't do it. In the grand scheme of the universe, studying isn't all that important. I think I'll just watch T.V. instead. The Dingers are on."
That is what I thought, truly. Now I'm sitting here for my biochemistry ... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27,506 |
[WP] A student walks into their final completely unprepared. | "So you didn't even study?" Mohammed asked me. I shrugged.
"'Study' is vague. I went to all the classes, it's all in the bag." I tapped the side of my head.
"Yeah, but the prof said to read the textbook, and he didn't cover-"
"Allll in the bag. When do these profs follow the book anyway?"
We quieted down as th... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27,507 |
[WP] A student walks into their final completely unprepared. | All we wanted was the night sky. We'd heard for years about the celestial beauty of the moon and the stars and longed to lay eyes upon it. Captain Tahill would sometimes use it as motivation for graduation and, whether or not it would live up to our expectations, we felt a burning desire to finally see it.
The moon wa... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 27,508 |
[WP] Upon dying, you are shown the events that follow after your death. | I remember slipping away... In my deathbed, surrounded by my friends, and my only child. I felt... Free? I was sitting in the most comfortable chair I could imagine, but for some odd reason my eyes were glued to a rather large screen. On the screen was a man. My son. He was... At a cemetary. "Jeesh..." The first noise ... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,509 |
[WP] Upon dying, you are shown the events that follow after your death. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,510 |
[WP] Upon dying, you are shown the events that follow after your death. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,511 |
[WP] Upon dying, you are shown the events that follow after your death. | The white light fades out as I close the fridge. Darkness all around except from the flickering light of the TV, I walk again to the living room and sit back on the couch. Once again I’ve lost the remote. I check the coffee table, nope. Behind the cushion, there it is. Let’s see what’s on.
Channel 405: mom and dad at ... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,512 |
[WP] Upon dying, you are shown the events that follow after your death. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,513 |
[WP] It's World War 3. Write from the perspective of a soldier in Songnim. | World War III.
"The big one". Of course, the last two were "the big one" too. Started the same way, too. Some jerk picks a fight with some other jerk, and their friends pick sides and join the fight.
Russia took Crimea, Ukraine fought back, it escalated, Ukraine requested help from NATO... The tanks started rolling,... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 27,514 |
[WP] "Lazy! That skull isn't going to crack itself!" | "Come on, Lazy! Get your butt in gear and vanquish these skeletons!"
"Ughhh. Okay..."
Lazy got up, dragging his hundred ton ball hammer with him. It took ridiculous strength to wield the hammer. Since Lazy was so, well, lazy, the strength he conserved moping about contributed to his strength when wielding the hammer.... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 27,515 |
[WP] It is the year 2114 and Ðogecoin is the official currency of The United States. | "Mom, why is our currency Ðogecoin? What does it mean?"
"Well honey, around a hundred years ago, pictures of a dog circled the internet. It was a specific type of dog that was very cute. Someone made a funny picture of the dog saying stuff that just didn't make sense! Everyone loved it and it became a fad. Amazing peo... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 27,516 |
[WP] It is the year 2114 and Ðogecoin is the official currency of The United States. | Wow.
Very History Lesson.
Much computers, such automated society, many digital presence. So 2114, wow, such United States of North American Democracy, many annex neighboring countries. Physical cash much inefficient, very replacement needed, many online transactions. Such introduce Bitcoin 2048, many Bitcoin depletio... | 7 | 0 | 7 | 27,517 |
[WP] It is the year 2114 and Ðogecoin is the official currency of The United States. | "That'll be 250 doge."
Sarah pressed her thumb against the pad and pressed the worn out "Verify" button.
"Great, thanks so much."
"Have a nice day." | 3 | 0 | 7 | 27,518 |
A basic criminal becomes the hero of a war effort unintentionally. | My name was Lou. Not Louis. Just Lou. No last name. And I was a criminal hoping to scavenge some valuables from a house in a war zone. It was perfect for a thief like me. I mean, I could fight, and I wouldn't go down easy... But this house. Had some risk to it. I didn't know nothing about this here city in the war zone... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 27,519 |
A basic criminal becomes the hero of a war effort unintentionally. | I could hear the dull booming sounds roaring in the background. They were still distant for the moment, but growing closer. Shit. I had to move fast.
I scampered through the deserted streets, a small corner of my mind loving how empty the city felt. All the civilians had been pulled back already, leaving nothing b... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 27,520 |
[WP] A paparazzo is hired to candidly shoot a popular actress. He is then kidnapped, hypnotized and given a gun in place of his camera. | "Yeah, we want you to shoot her. Just pull this here little... um... button. When you hear the loud bang, don't fret. That's just the shutter sound. This is a very powerful camera. What's that? Oh, yes, flash shouldn't be a problem. It produces a very bright light. I should warn you, though. You shouldn't take a shot b... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 27,521 |
[WP]When you die in this world you go to the next...and the reverse. | It took a hell of a lot of planning.
You see, it was one thing to know that dying here sent you back to Earth. It was another to actually achieve it. The whole point of this place is for everything to be perfect and suffused with happiness. Death didn't really fit that program. It's not that there was no way to die, i... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 27,522 |
[IP] Impossible LOV3 | A few minutes had passed before Angela realized she didn't know who'd rescued her from the soldiers. In a flurry of confusion, she'd gone along with the masked figure when he took her by the hand, but what if she'd done the wrong thing? He was a stranger, after all, and strangers were dangerous. You should never go wit... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 27,523 |
[WP] The main character, tired of the multitude of meta-prompts on this sub, attempts to convince his/her writer to NOT answer this prompt. | The last man on earth looked up as he heard a knock on the door.
"Really? You're fucking doing thi- Alright. Alright, we're going to do this."
He flounced over to the door, arms swinging in scathingly sarcastic arcs. With the utmost dramaticism he swung open the door to reveal a clone of himself.
"Oh ho ho! Oh man, ... | 10 | 0 | 6 | 27,524 |
[WP] The main character, tired of the multitude of meta-prompts on this sub, attempts to convince his/her writer to NOT answer this prompt. | Far far away in a small village nea-
" Just stop where you are right now, I refuse to comply with this." Huffed a unknown young man.
" I'll make myself known then. Jerry Blanche, 24 and single living in a small house on a hill outside of the village of Kaep. Now would you please stop this I'm sure you have better thi... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 27,525 |
[WP] The main character, tired of the multitude of meta-prompts on this sub, attempts to convince his/her writer to NOT answer this prompt. | It was a dark, stormy night, the house was dimly lit, and the phone was ringing. With a quiet sigh, a figure rose from the shadows and-
"No."
...*Rude*?
"No, I'll tell you what's rude. What's my name?"
Why is this relevant?
"Answer the question. What's my name?"
...Um.
"Oh, isn't that *great*! I don't *have*... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 27,526 |
[WP] The main character, tired of the multitude of meta-prompts on this sub, attempts to convince his/her writer to NOT answer this prompt. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,527 |
[WP] The main character, tired of the multitude of meta-prompts on this sub, attempts to convince his/her writer to NOT answer this prompt. | >[WP] The main character, tired of the multitude of meta-prompts on this sub, attempts to convince his/her writer to NOT answer this prompt.
Honestly, David? Is this what you're stooping to? Look at it. /u/Future-Starter's clearly pandering to you -- baiting you into writing a hideous abomination of self-referencin... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 27,528 |
[PM] Situations with people not knowing what to do with their life. | [IP] [The Definition of Extreme Adventure](http://i.imgur.com/g6rQIj4.jpg)
[Source](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1lhccn/the_definition_of_extreme_adventure/) | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,529 |
[PM] Situations with people not knowing what to do with their life. | Deep within a pit crater, a reluctant climber has just been dumped by her adventure-seeking husband, who has climbed out and left her behind. Now she needs to find a way out, and a way forward. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,530 |
[PM] Situations with people not knowing what to do with their life. | A knight must choose between two quests, either of which will save a life or lives. Whichever he chooses, he knows that failing to do the other quest will lead to people dying. And there's no one else left to help him. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,531 |
[PM] Situations with people not knowing what to do with their life. | You live life thinking you're a good person, then one day life says:"Prove it!" Then you start thinking that maybe being good isn't such a good thing, after all, isn't that hardly worth your while. An even scarier thought is that, perhaps you just could't do good even if you tried. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,532 |
[PM] Situations with people not knowing what to do with their life. | As per the subreddit's rules, this [PM] is being removed. Only post a [PM] prompt if you intend to reply to ***at least*** 2-3 of the prompts within 6 hours. The rules and details of each prompt are explained thoroughly in the sidebar, so please read through them before you post another prompt in the future.
Cheers! :... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,533 |
[CC] Mea Culpa | "God fucking damn it!" The words tear at his throat as he screams to a mute Creator. His soul rips into tiny pieces. He struggles to breathe as his entire body shudders with every breath. The memories come more forceful than before, and he relives the night in his drunken descent into the abyss.
The way John looke... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 27,534 |
[CC] Mea Culpa | If you are wondering why you got no critiques for this, it is because people generally don't leave feedback for stuff that isn't a prompt response from here. Per our sidebar rules, I removed the post as the sidebar states:
> CC - Constructive Critique - Longer (at least 150 words) **prompt replies** that you are se... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 27,535 |
[WP] A man discovers that his split personality is plotting suicide. | What the… how did I end up in the bathtub. Water is cold, must have been here for a while…
*Oh crap*
I’m bleeding! Where, where, where, my arms? I must have cut myself. Towel… towel… towel… there it is. I’d better go get this covered before it becomes infected.
*ouch*
What’s this, glass? No, a mirror. Why is ther... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 27,536 |
[WP] A man discovers that his split personality is plotting suicide. | If you've never felt the warmth of early morning rays on your face next to the licks of a faithful dog, it's time to get a dog. My digital clock
casts a 10 am glow towards my blurry eyes. I see a note on my bedside table from Tom, and I can't help but smile. Tom is my inner twin. He and I share a body. In fact, we're b... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 27,537 |
[WP] A man discovers that his split personality is plotting suicide. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 27,538 |
[WP] A man discovers that his split personality is plotting suicide. | I woke up with the gun in my hand. In the first few delirious moments of waking, I had simply thought that I had somehow palmed the weapon while sleeping, since that was not so far-fetched, was it? But then when I suddenly found myself with the gun yet again in my hand--only this time sitting in my reading chair--I kne... | 5 | 0 | 11 | 27,539 |
[WP] Pennywise the Clown is actually a tragic figure who realized a long time ago that there must be a sacrifice of a small amount of youth so that all of humanity can survive. He begins to lament over what he's had to become before he completely loses himself to his new lifestyle. | I wasn't always this mean you see. It was Gan that drove me to it. Him and that cursed tower of his. Humans you see so very fragile and easy to break they take one look at me and they go nuts. I dont want to do it but its necessary unless they want their world to end up like that idiot Deschain's and exchange must be m... | 4 | 0 | 28 | 27,540 |
[WP] You are a homeless guy pretending to be not homeless. | Every day i wake up and don my old suit. I am not the sort to beg for money on street corners. I am not the sort to stoop so low. Each night i carefully maintain my quickly fading suit in preparation for each tomorrow.
I am no beggar. Make no mistake i was never on top of the world in terms of financial stability... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 27,541 |
[WP] You are a homeless guy pretending to be not homeless. | Satchel groaned. You never quite got used to sleeping on cement. Suddenly he remembered what day it was, and he jerked up, his heart racing. He lived for these days. He scrambled to roll up his sleeping bag and stripped his clothes off of his dirty and sweaty back. It wasn't even mid-morning yet and it was hotter than ... | 9 | 0 | 7 | 27,542 |
[WP] You are a homeless guy pretending to be not homeless. | I strolled casually into the fine alcoholics supplier I normally went to, greeting Mr. Naheesh at the door. He rolled his eyes as if an average street beggar had just stumbled in.
"I'll have your finest bottle of whiskey!" I requested.
"Sir, are do you have money on you?" he sighed.
"Why of course!" I shouted, "Don'... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 27,543 |
[WP] You are a homeless guy pretending to be not homeless. | "Oh, shit guys I think I forgot my wallet." I said sheepishly.
Tommy frowned for a second before shrugging.
"Its fine man, long drive back to your place. I can just cover you for tonight"
I grinned.
"Thanks a bunch man, I'll get you back tomorrow!"
I couldn't believe this plan was working at all. I would think it... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 27,544 |
[WP] You are a homeless guy pretending to be not homeless. | "It's not every day you find a product like this," Martin advertised as he waved an old but remarkably fine pencil sharpener at a teen-aged girl walking her way home. No reaction. He grabbed a pencil from the inner pocket of his coat and thrust it to the sky. He knew exactly where the sun was, and he practiced this so ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 27,545 |
[WP] You are a homeless guy pretending to be not homeless. | I can't be homeless. You see, a homeless person can't post on the internet.
Unless they visit a library, I suppose. The library down the street offer free internet.
But I can't be homeless, you see. A homeless person doesn't sleep in a bed.
Unless the beds in the shelter are full, I suppose. A sleeping bag over ... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 27,546 |
[WP] A young aristocrat is sent to the front lines of a winning war to gain experience. Things change when s/he learns of a coup and they are next in line to the throne... after a prince/princess who is surrounded by rebel forces. | "Sir, the crew is still fighting. What are your orders?"
No one expected that the rebels might topple a Beetle. Those things were meant to be nigh indestructible; only two had ever been lost before this, and both had been due to interior sabotage. Perhaps this one had met a similar fate? Johannes had no idea, but howe... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 27,547 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "The first person to say, 'might does not make right' was obviously on the losing side." | 3 | 0 | 9 | 27,548 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | Honey Boo Boo and her family are actually quite intelligent and refined; everything we see about them in the media is an elaborate act in order for the family to gain capital for a surprising goal. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,549 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "if war never changes then men must, through the roads they walk" | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,550 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "There are many victories worse than defeat." | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,551 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take. God, you suck at this. Give it up dude." | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,552 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here." | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,553 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "The sleep of reason produces monsters." | 2 | 0 | 9 | 27,554 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | "Within history, is simply the negotiation of the living and the dead." | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,555 |
[PM] Give me a good quote to write about | Hi there!
Your post has been removed. As per the sidebar, if you do not respond to at least one prompt within 6 hours, your post will be removed. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 27,556 |
[WP] North Korea is actually a really nice place to live. They put up the facade of a miserable third-world dictatorship because of... reasons. | *Author's note: Haha, this is a great prompt! Lots of potential.*
"Hey! Welcome to North Korea, the hottest new vacation spot in the world! I haven't seen you here before, you must be a new member. Here, let me take your coat?"
"Yes, the weather's actually quite nice! It turns out that we have a very favorable m... | 12 | 0 | 27 | 27,557 |
[WP] North Korea is actually a really nice place to live. They put up the facade of a miserable third-world dictatorship because of... reasons. | When the airplane finally set down in Pyongyang I noticed I was holding my breath. Approaching a country as paranoid and military-focused as North Korea was in some way similar to approaching an armed mine or a hornet nest -- something that reasonable people do not do.
However, I was here now. Nervous, and yet excited... | 8 | 0 | 27 | 27,558 |
[WP] North Korea is actually a really nice place to live. They put up the facade of a miserable third-world dictatorship because of... reasons. | I remembered that moment very well. A few weeks after the death of the great leader, his son Kim Jong Un came to my workplace. He stood strong, but you can clearly see his face was still strained from lack of sleep. The gloom beneath his eyes, the thin line beside his lips. He's so young, yet so much rests on his shoul... | 1 | 0 | 27 | 27,559 |
[WP] North Korea is actually a really nice place to live. They put up the facade of a miserable third-world dictatorship because of... reasons. | Kim Park Kim steps out of the steel and glass building and into the wrong side of the Pyongyang Bridge.
*Such waste on maintaing a useless facade when the whole world knows you're starving*, Kim thought as he took a somber look on what is the gate to the real North Korea, the North Korea every tourist is painstakingly... | 1 | 0 | 27 | 27,560 |
[WP]Write the presidents speech after Anarchists take over Wyoming | God dammit! Seriously, god fucking dammit. This is really not what I wanted to deal with today. Or at all.
I mean, seriously, I'm what, three weeks into this presidency and I've already got a national crisis? This is worse than that 9/11 shit. At least Dubya had all that patriotism at his back, not people talking... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 27,561 |
Two scientists on an expedition in Antartica discover a giant tree that could shade an entire football field... Upon reaching it's base, a door opens, and a child emerges... | "Hello!" The kid said, walking a few feet away from the tree.
"Uh...hi" Christian said as he unzipped his heavy coat. Although we were just inside the tree's shade, it was somehow warmer here. There was no ice, just a decent layer of snow under the white tree's branches. "What are you doing here? Aren't you cold?"
"... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 27,562 |
[WP] A person goes for a job interview and only realises at the end of the interview that the job they thought they were being interviewed for is not the one on offer. They get the job anyway. | I walked into the room with a flutter in my stomach and a spring in my step. If I had read the classified correctly, and I was sure that I had, then this was the opportunity of a lifetime. If I did well in this interview, this could- no, this WOULD change my life. A lot of lives, honestly. In fact, there weren't many l... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 27,563 |
[WP] WARNING: OFFENSIVE. Write a witty workplace sitcom about terrorists. | Enter Muhammad and Muhammad
"Muhammad! You sly dog! Why are you still here? I sent you out to get milk an hour ago!"
Audience laughs
"I am sorry Muhammad! I needed to *fire* off an email to Muhammad first!"
Audience laughs
"Oh ok Muhammad. Well get out there now, I still need milk!"
Audience laugh... | 14 | 0 | 43 | 27,564 |
[WP] WARNING: OFFENSIVE. Write a witty workplace sitcom about terrorists. | Wasn't sure how to format so I did my best:)
*[Scene starts on Joe a, slightly overweight white male, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and khaki shorts is seated on a plane. Bob, a slightly more overweight and bald white male, wearing similar clothing, sits next to him.]*
JOE: You got it Bob? You actually got it on the p... | 6 | 0 | 43 | 27,565 |
[WP] WARNING: OFFENSIVE. Write a witty workplace sitcom about terrorists. | ~Copies and pastes Screenplay to *Four Lions*~ | 3 | 0 | 43 | 27,566 |
[WP] WARNING: OFFENSIVE. Write a witty workplace sitcom about terrorists. | [*TALIBANTER was filmed in front of a live studio audience.*]
<KASIM enters through the front door looking dejected. MO is reading a newspaper on the couch.>
MO: So, how did the suicide bombing go?
KASIM <Hands on hips>: How do you *think* it went?
<Beat for laughter>
KASIM: I got all the way out... | 37 | 0 | 43 | 27,567 |
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[WP] Skorp129's Daily Prompt! Today: In a world where laughter is farmed as a resource... | “You’re paying me how much?!”
“10 million per week, to begin with, there will be raises if you get over the numbers.” said the man in black sunglasses, wearing a black suit, with a shiny white badge that read Dr Schort.
“So I just tell my jokes for a two hour set every night and that’s it.”
“If your jokes are as fu... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 27,569 |
[WP] Skorp129's Daily Prompt! Today: In a world where laughter is farmed as a resource... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 27,570 |
[WP] Skorp129's Daily Prompt! Today: In a world where laughter is farmed as a resource... | Phil clocked in and headed down the hall toward Auditorium D. He hoped they would have good programs today. With all the stress at home, he had been having trouble meeting his quota these last few weeks. The negative impact that had on his paychecks only made things worse.
He took his seat and plugged himself in. ... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 27,571 |
[WP] Skorp129's Daily Prompt! Today: In a world where laughter is farmed as a resource... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 27,572 |
[WP] Skorp129's Daily Prompt! Today: In a world where laughter is farmed as a resource... | The white quartz clock on the white wall in the white room inside of the white building on Second Avenue ticked away second after second. Originally I thought that this would be the greatest job in the world, I had graduated with a spring in my step and wishful thinking filling my mind, I was unarguably an idiot. I to... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 27,573 |
[WP] You have been commissioned to write a biased and inaccurate public service announcement for high school students. | Don't have sex. Because you will get chlamydia. And die. | 4 | 0 | 12 | 27,574 |
[WP] You have been commissioned to write a biased and inaccurate public service announcement for high school students. | The attention of all students and guardians is requested for this announcement:
Dear Parents and Guardians,
Many of you have likely heard of the dangerous drug with the street name "religion." Classmates, friends, and even members of your family may be abusing this dangerous substance, often given out to children and... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 27,575 |
[WP] You have been commissioned to write a biased and inaccurate public service announcement for high school students. | Guys, I've been sent here today to lie to you. I'm supposed to blather on about the virtues of things like equality and fairness, like they're anything more than lofty notions elevated to religious beliefs by very protected, bubble-dwelling cretins who rarely have to deal with any more adversity than a hangnail. I'm ta... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 27,576 |
[WP] You have been commissioned to write a biased and inaccurate public service announcement for high school students. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 27,577 |
[WP] You have been commissioned to write a biased and inaccurate public service announcement for high school students. | "Alright Jim, let's get down to business now. Have you got the copy for the PSA all ready to go?"
"Um, yes Mr. Smiggins I do."
"Wonderful Jim, well I can't wait to hear it. Why don't you read it to me."
"Of course Mr. Smiggins. It, ah, it begins like this. Sex. Sounds fun, right?"
"Jim, I'm going to stop you r... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 27,578 |
[WP] You have been commissioned to write a biased and inaccurate public service announcement for high school students. | There are hundreds of thousands ways you can die. But okay, like, STDs is like the worst, you know?
Most of you already have STDs actually. Yeah thats right, they are just dormant, you guys are carriers, like in that movie Breaking Bad you know what I mean?
If you guys end up having too much sex your STDs will grow... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 27,579 |
[WP] Getting Rich Quick. With A Twist. | I would tell the strongest looking guy around that I would pay him $1000 to guard my bags for two minutes.
I would put on one backpack, then grab another backpack in each hand. I would quickly farmer's walk to my car, and put them inside, then drive back to where I was sitting.
After loading up the other 6 bags,... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 27,580 |
[WP] Getting Rich Quick. With A Twist. | I took out a cigarette and pretended to guard my pile of quarters like a dragon. A lesson I often preach is never accept free shit. Today, I found out that the price of hypocrisy is 10 grand.
People stared at me. Whether they were going in, or coming out, in a family or individually, I was being noticed on a level th... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 27,581 |
[WP] The gypsy woman said you'd meet your soul mate today. | [deleted] | 8 | 0 | 3 | 27,582 |
[WP] The gypsy woman said you'd meet your soul mate today. | Today was the oddly-specific date that the old gypsy woman had predicted. When I was 8. I know, it was a cheesy carnival trick, but she said specifically that I would meet my soul mate.
And what were my plans for the day? Lie in bed and watch Netflix. Lame, I know, but it's my life and I can do what I want, right?
U... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 27,583 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | [deleted] | 31 | 0 | 34 | 27,584 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | You'll have to elaborate so I can write something based on this, however, I tried to understand what I could. Here you go
Birth is the creation of the most dominant race in the word, humans. We humans have created a system so complex, we no longer can control it, starting from sticks and stones, to modern condos and s... | 1 | 0 | 34 | 27,585 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | Seriously? This again? I know I've answered this in other threads but I can't find the comment so I'll waste some more of my time debunking this stupid fucking myth. I really don't know why I bother. You come from a world where things exist, so I doubt I'll be able to pound this in to your pretty little head, but ... | 4 | 0 | 34 | 27,586 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | The intercom crackled, which was strange since there was no intercom, the shuffling everyone had been doing came to a stop, and started looking at their arms.
“Seven, nine, triangle, tree, ball, twelve, and nineteen.”
Just as randomly as it started, it was over. He wasn’t picked again, was he a he? He had no idea. He... | 5 | 0 | 34 | 27,587 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | I don't exist. Larry doesn't exist either.
We're breaking a whole bunch of rules, knowing each others' names, but on the other hand, we don't exist. Who's going to stop us? It's stupid, anyway. Larry and I can hardly *not* know each others' names. We've got name-tags, for crying out loud. But, there it is, on the boo... | 23 | 0 | 34 | 27,588 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 34 | 27,589 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 27,590 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 34 | 27,591 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | Buddha had the entire thing figured out, all right. Reincarnation, rebirth, that whole schtick; he was pretty much on the mark.
I'm currently in the waiting room. Where else? That's where you end up after biting the bullet after all...No heaven, no hell, just that place that they call "Limbo" down there. That's the u... | 3 | 0 | 34 | 27,592 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | It was a typical Thursday afternoon. High of 5°C, 60% POP, up to 2mm of rain expected starting around 2:00. I look out my cubicle window and see light rain. I’ve been watching the clock frequently enough to know it is only quarter after one. The weather network is never spot on. Either way, three and a quarter hours le... | 2 | 0 | 34 | 27,593 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | "The Lottery for the Un-existence is commencing soon. Please return to your cells for further briefing. We thank you for your cooperation."
The public announcement system blared from the walls. This might as well have been a reality for most of us. We were in Purgatory. To be born again wasn't a right, it was a pr... | 1 | 0 | 34 | 27,594 |
[WP] You are in the world of 'non-existence' and have to win a lottery to be born | I sighed miserably as I tried to methodically make my way to the back of the over-eager crowd. What was the point of getting all excited when it was time for the lottery? My numbers were never called and with such a long number sequence, it probably never would be.
Finally I reached the back of the pack and slumped ag... | 1 | 0 | 34 | 27,595 |
[WP] Your man character's body has one word from a story on it. Other people are being killed to erase the story that the words combined create. | "create". That's the word inscribed on my arm. I don't know why it's there or what it means, but I follow it religiously. I seem to be one of the only people with a word. I'm told that I'm lucky to have one. But honestly, it just makes me stick out more. At least it wasn't a stupid word. I hear one of my classmates got... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 27,596 |
[WP] Your man character's body has one word from a story on it. Other people are being killed to erase the story that the words combined create. | There were, at one time, thirty-four of us. All women, untied by long hair and mortal terror. Not unlike myself, each of these women were branded by a single word tattooed across their right wrist.
Mine said “another.” I never knew what it meant, or who gave it to me, until recently.
I had talked publicly before, mi... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 27,597 |
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[WP] The reader immediately starts to suspect something horrible is happening/going to happen. The twist is, something EVEN MORE horrible is happening | I know it was behind me. I had been looking at it in the corner of my monitor for hours, trying to act casual and not make any sudden or unusual movements. It stood in the corner of my room, tall and menacing, and in the monitor it seemed to grow bigger behind me.
I know if I moved it would stop observing and finally p... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 27,599 |
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