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[WP] What are the three most creative ways to kill a cat?	"So that brings us to our final piece of business...what are the three most creative ways to kill a cat? Tom, you'll go first, then Sally, and finally Mark. Tom." "Thank you Mr speaker, fellow members, I'd like to propose the following plan. We get about 100 mice, fill them all with gun powder, let the cat eat as many...	2	4	28,300
[WP] A world where science is outlawed, religion rules the land and major scientists have been executed..	So anywhere from 400-1300 AD?	3	3	28,301
[WP] A world where science is outlawed, religion rules the land and major scientists have been executed..	"This man stands here, accused of treason against the lord of the clouds" said the hand of the king, Maliba, "he used forbidden magic for his own selfish needs, he has pleaded guilty and will executed" he said as the crowd reacted, obviously disheartened that their only good doctor will be gone. I stood and watche...	2	3	28,302
[WP]You, a world leader, are offered by a dragon the potential for human immortality in return for one human sacrifice a week.	It levelled one great unblinking eye to me and whispered Truth into my head. Were I an evil man, I would of course have accepted the offer immediately. Only I was party to these words, and only I could understand their truths. The drake did not lie - I knew this in my heart. I could have returned to my throne alone, a...	8	17	28,303
[WP]You, a world leader, are offered by a dragon the potential for human immortality in return for one human sacrifice a week.	"I accept your terms," I said, almost before the dragon had finished speaking. It cocked its massive head. "Excuse me? Did you say you accept?" "Obviously," I said. "Many people die every week right now. You're offering to reduce the number to one. It's not as if the deaths-by-dragon are vastly worse just because w...	17	17	28,304
[WP]You, a world leader, are offered by a dragon the potential for human immortality in return for one human sacrifice a week.	[deleted]	1	17	28,305
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	We called it friendly fire or blue on blue, ’tis a short tale but it’s true	7	22	28,306
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	"You know, you guys really didn't have to throw me a surprise party." Stan stumbled on the steps. "Hey, no peeking dude. Let's get up to your apartment. The big two-one, can you believe it?" "I can't wait. Oh, did you invite Karen? You know I've been wanting to ask her out for weeks. I really-" CRACK --- Marty h...	7	22	28,307
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	[deleted]	1	22	28,308
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	"Here, have a cigarette."	10	22	28,309
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	"Hey. You want to go get some Taco Bell and ice cream?" We load up in the truck and take off. It is always like this, and never like this. Over the years we have been on countless trips, totally enjoying each other's company. She never suspected today would be different. I already know what she wants. She loves chi...	16	22	28,310
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	"Her name is Gigi. She used to be an exotic dancer." I told him. "I don't know, man. She seems a little wilder than the girls I'm used to dating." Brad waffled. "I'm not trying to get you married. I'm just show where to get your dick wet." I replied, giving him a shove. ------------------------------------- "We're ...	3	22	28,311
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	I waited silently in the car for Brit, his wife, to make her morning exit for work. She was running late, which meant that he would be, too. They only had one bathroom and her work as a first-year associate was far more important to her than his final year of law school. I watch Brit drive to the end of Macon and take...	2	22	28,312
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	Give them free tickets to a trip to hawaii. Go onto United Nuclear and order Uranium Ore. While you are waiting for the Ore to arrive, spend some time on the Muslim brotherhood sites, and maybe some other radical Islamic sites. Use your best friends pic, and information to talk about why all the infidels must die. ...	1	22	28,313
[WP] How to kill your best friend and get away with it.	I couldn't bear to leave her there in that hospital bed. Maggie. She and I were friends ever since we were both seniors in high school when I comforted her after some kids harassed her. She was fragile. She was balding. I saw her at her locker, trying to ignore the bunch, but they wouldn't stop harassing her. "What...	2	22	28,314
[IP] Angels	I was there the day the angels fell. One by one, the stars in the night sky blinked out, forever. Trails of flame led toward our planet, objects of heavenly origin plummeting through the atmosphere. And soon enough, all that was left in the sky was the moon, a lonely face mirroring our own. I watched from the tallest...	22	18	28,315
[IP] Angels	[deleted]	1	18	28,316
[IP] Angels	"I'm not an angel," he said, sounds coming out distorted. His voice box was already failing. "I know," she told him as she wrapped her arms around him. He could not feel the warmth of her flesh but he could sense her next to him. He was no longer alone. "What matters is that you tried."	13	18	28,317
[IP] Angels	When did it come to this? … Was it a single moment in time, or was it a gradual transition? These crude wings which we sought so much to shape now shame the very beings we once were. In our reckless pursuit of perfection, we failed to realize that we also lost ourselves. Where was this ...	5	18	28,318
[IP] Angels	Raph smiled. Caspeella could tell by the sound. She reached out and took Raph's hand. "He's almost done." Raph told her. Caspeella shrugged. Raph had heard her do it enough he recognized the sound of her rustling feathers and knew it to be a shrug. "Light? He's really going to give us light?" Caspeella asked. Raph gr...	4	18	28,319
[IP] Angels	He wanted to fly, to see above the clouds and touch beyond the sky. Just like her. But it was impossible. Us mere mortals didn’t evolve that way. But we did have some science. So we made him wings. Gleaming, silver and gold, glinting under the sun. They flew up. Beyond the eye could see. So ecstatic were they that t...	3	18	28,320
[IP] Angels	Together we soared. High in the sky. We could do anything. We could be anyone. You were my angel. And you said I was yours. Protecting and lifting each other to do more than would have been possible alone. Amongst the clouds and the stars, free and peaceful. Together we could soar, fly as high as we wanted. But alone I...	3	18	28,321
[WP] A man stays up to confront his girlfriend who has been "working late"	[deleted]	7	12	28,322
[WP] A man stays up to confront his girlfriend who has been "working late"	I'm gonna do it. I swear to god tonight I'm gonna do it. She thinks I'm stupid, yeah? Like she actually cares enough about that job to "just get a little bit more done on that manuscript." I guess that's why she's going out with me. She figured that there was no way a mechanic from some shithole in the Midwest would be...	1	12	28,323
[WP] You wake up one morning to discover you are the opposite gender. To your horror, everyone else thinks that you have always been this way.	"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the ^^tss ^^tss FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!" Why the fuck do I even have that as my alarm? I thought it'd be funny, but it's just annoying. I sat up, stretched and looked bleary eyed around my room...this wasn't...	7	21	28,324
[WP] You wake up one morning to discover you are the opposite gender. To your horror, everyone else thinks that you have always been this way.	I woke up slowly on my stomach, nose first in my pillow. The same way I always used to sleep before I got older and grew in places that made it awkward. My mind still fuzzy I smiled, nuzzling into the lightly scented fabric as sunshine streams through the window and warms the skin not covered under the pink sheets on m...	3	21	28,325
[WP] You wake up one morning to discover you are the opposite gender. To your horror, everyone else thinks that you have always been this way.	As I woke, I noticed something I never thought was possible. I had been waking up the same way every day for my whole life, but something was different. My dysphoria...was gone. I felt no anxiety, no shame, and no disgust. I quick checked under the covers; I didn't see the hairy chest and male genitalia I've been carry...	3	21	28,326
[MP] An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. No it doesn't....	> Something I've always thought about It isn't meant to be thought about physically though, just metaphorically. Revenge leaves no one happy.	1	2	28,327
[WP] Make up a story about the nearest thing to your left.	[deleted]	3	4	28,328
[WP] Make up a story about the nearest thing to your left.	I first met my Human when I was a puppy. My parents were good hunting dogs and Jim was looking for a new one. He looked at my litter-mates and myself and decided I was the best for him. Jim named me Buddy and I spent the next year learning how to be a hunting do just like my folks. I loved to go hunting with him and hi...	1	4	28,329
[WP] Make up a story about the nearest thing to your left.	Lucy’s eyes darted to the left every so often. No matter how hard she tried to concentrate on the task in front of her, something kept pulling her mind to the left, where an empty chair sat before an empty desk. The freshly polished surface almost glittered under the fluorescent lights, and with a squint, she could see...	1	4	28,330
[WP] Make up a story about the nearest thing to your left.	I used to hold the water in my palms. I never really did much except for that. I thought my whole life would be spent just being in a symbiotic relationship with the salty beach water that washes ashore. And then they came. Plucked me off of the shore with their great, mechanical claws and with their mobile machines,...	1	4	28,331
[WP] Make up a story about the nearest thing to your left.	I remember going into the neighbors’ house to get the dresser. The old couple were certainly nice, but they were, let’s say, falling behind on their housework a little. I had to step gingerly over piles of magazines, jazz on vinyl, and loose photographs of days past. I’m surprised that Allie didn’t turn and run when...	1	4	28,332
[WP] Make up a story about the nearest thing to your left.	The Mousepad of Darkness has rested on this desk for 10,000 years. Some say that its creator was a demon who spoke Latin and drew pentagrams everywhere. Others, especially the learned, regard its creator as a king who feigned godliness with his endless wealth. Though gray area may impede one's understanding of the c...	1	4	28,333
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	He came coughing. We all stepped back a few feet, blinking at the spittle coming from his throat, listening to one cough after another. "He's not... choking?" A cameraman asked me. "No." I replied, almost too entranced by the sickness to try to diagnose the patient. The old medical book on the shelf gave me everythin...	119	248	28,334
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	It was 100 years after the Great War, as he called it. 'Or, what would have been the end of it,' he said. First thing he says to me after stepping out that box was some odd statement about a new war. Funny thing about time and timing. But time, in itself, never ends. Only repeats, like what you and I would call a play...	6	248	28,335
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	[deleted]	43	248	28,336
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	TO: Heads of states of Eurasia, African Union, Pan-'Murican Federation, CEOs of Google, Toyota, and Disney Almost all of you are going to die. What we're dealing with is indeed a disease, and you're all well aware of what that means. We're working on a cure, but distribution is still a problem. So, we intend to sell t...	9	248	28,337
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	My eye twitched. I blinked. With a shaky hand, I added the tea leaves. "Samuel." A quiet voice said. The stone walls and marble floors carried the echo of my name. I lowered the flame. "Samuel Wi Wallic?" The quiet voice whispered again. I reached out with my shaky hand and lifted my cup. The tea leaves needed time t...	18	248	28,338
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	It seemed quite cryptic, even magical, my profession. The world had seen a medical renaissance some hundred years ago. The key to immortality was revealed, limitless potential was unlocked in humanity that day. I was 47 the day we unlocked it, the year was 2039. It started as any other day too, quiet, I rode into work,...	3	248	28,339
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	History makes men, the other saying is indulgent and reductive. It provides little insight into the present and future, but it lets you know what it smells like. I enjoy histories, they are often nostalgic to a boiling point, yet they act as though they are aware of their place outside of it. Caesar is my favorite. "Ve...	1	248	28,340
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	Ramson staggers into the room. Tall and strong he is easily the most beautiful male in the Community. Sweat plasters his thick, brown hair. His unnaturally shiny eyes frantically seek and fall into those of Head Elder Ehad and he vomits a black, tar-like substance and falls to the floor. -Elder Friisi, alert one of t...	2	248	28,341
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	We watched, feeling something akin to awe, the news on our small tv. Small by normal standards. But we remembered the times when a 50 inch television was quite large. The television is important. It is our only link with the world since The Quarantine. We are the ones quarantined. The Last Doctors. The peo...	1	248	28,342
[WP] Human disease has been virtually eradicated centuries ago. You are a very old member of a small medical society known as "The Last Doctors" and a new, unknown and deadly plague has emerged.	Very nice prompt	2	248	28,343
[WP] You are a user that is messaged by someone that has been caught plagiarizing your work from this subreddit for English class. If you are contacted by their English teacher, they want you to pretend to be their friend from high school. What do you write to their teacher?	To Professor Promptlin, regarding your suspicions that your student, Fratrick Broseidon, has plagiarized my work, You are, in a word, correct. Fratrick has copied my work word-for-word, and he admitted as much to me in a PM slathered with the stench of desperation. He asked that I lie and convince you that I am a frie...	3	8	28,344
The year is 2279. NASA has just discovered a seemingly infinite, biological mass and a large vacuum.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	28,345
[WP] The year is 3025 and your consciousness can now be stored via technology.	Only the foolish would sell their tools to buy the finished product. I woke up to a hazy light, strange and curious sensations riveted through me as my mind finally adjusted to its new surroundings. The process was unimaginably painful, feeling like a mechanical press was forcing my brain into a pinhole; if it had no...	3	6	28,346
[WP] The year is 3025 and your consciousness can now be stored via technology.	(Sorry for the length! Got carried away!) The old woman hunched over her desk, reading in the vast, empty library. The book, Of Mice and Men, had finally lost its cover. It was bound to happen any day now, ever since the young man who repaired the originals had Uploaded. Fay only allowed a small sigh to escape, ev...	3	6	28,347
[WP] A man on a hike with his dog finds something unbelievable	[deleted]	5	11	28,348
[WP] A man on a hike with his dog finds something unbelievable	James needed no leash for Trigger. The mutt had always been loyal enough to stick close by. The dog was the only constant love of James' life, and had stuck by him through two divorces and numerous bouts of unemployment. Trigger always looked at James with dumb canine amusement, the kind of look that seemed to say, *I ...	2	11	28,349
[WP] Write a short story based on this opening paragraph.	Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from t...	1	4	28,350
[WP] Write a short story based on this opening paragraph.	Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y’har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from t...	0	4	28,351
[WP] A highborn warrior loses all his equipment and weapons, in a city for from home meets a slave born mercenary, describe their interaction.	As the bandit leader stared me down, and saw the insignia on my amulet, as they stripped me of my armor, he cleared his throat. He then barked an order and ran away with his men at his heel. Now, I had journeyed to a city, guided only by a fragment of a map. Thankfully, they hadn't found the coins hidden in my clothes....	2	4	28,352
[WP] A highborn warrior loses all his equipment and weapons, in a city for from home meets a slave born mercenary, describe their interaction.	"I need a sword to fight," Sir Arthor of the Sun's Perch said with frustration. "Just point me to the best place to find a blacksmith. I have plenty of gold, so money isn't a problem." "Money isn't the problem, but that doesn't mean you're well off by any means, lad," Vaala said softly. He sipped from a large mug, fil...	1	4	28,353
[WP] Permanent markers make permanent marks and using them on someone is considered a crime.	The irony was not lost on me as I approached the Magistrate, sweaty and trembling. I had been found guilty of marking, and was about to receive my own. It seemed petty, primitive even. It was eye-for-and-eye, nothing more. The magistrate peered over the edge of his bench, and over the top of his spectacles. He was...	3	7	28,354
[WP] Permanent markers make permanent marks and using them on someone is considered a crime.	Graham had known it was only a matter of time. Ever since the layoff he'd known. Ever since his hukou papers were revoked and he was banished outside the Green Zone into the cold streets of Philadelphia. If he hadn't known, the first lady he saw out there with the "13" on her face told him. "I hope you like how thi...	3	7	28,355
[WP] A hero rised to a glorious prime but now he/she is living in a time of peace.	"Twas I who tore the Worldripper in half. He had the jaws of a god but upon his teeth I stood and when he went to bite I grabbed his great maw and spread it so far apart the beast snapped at the mouth. I ran along the stars and pulled the top of it's head with me, ripping the great snake-beast in half. Twas I who wres...	2	4	28,356
[WP] You come back to your room and a single flower is on your bed. A note beside it says: ''A flower is fragile and it might die very soon.''	"It's a flower," said Kelan breathlessly. I knelt down and inspected the flower carefully. I could hear Kelan move in for a closer look, and he brushed against me as he leaned in. "It's beautiful..." He adjusted his glasses and then finally knelt down next to me, both of our elbows on the firm mattress as we obse...	4	5	28,357
[WP] You come back to your room and a single flower is on your bed. A note beside it says: ''A flower is fragile and it might die very soon.''	She spins on her heel, immediately scanning the room with the note held in one hand. Was this a threat of some sort? Her dark clothing blends her into the shadows of the darkened room but her breathing is heavy, chest heaving up and down. She continues to scan the room, beginning to crush the paper note in her hand. “W...	2	5	28,358
[WP] A man eats the last apple on earth.	Oliver and Sylvia were sitting down in a dead field in which they found the last apple on Earth. "I can't help but see the irony here," said Oliver. "Ugh. It wasn't an apple. It doesn't say that, that was some old white poet's idea" replied Sylvia. "I know, I know, and the devil doesn't have horns and isn't red wi...	4	9	28,359
[WP] A man eats the last apple on earth.	"And in news today, the Dear Leader's ban on apples has finally come to fruition! There are no more apple trees remaining on earth thanks to the plant virus our Leader has created from his own tears." "That's right, Pam. Our most gracious Leader made the right decision, don't you think? Nobody likes apples anyway. The...	4	9	28,360
[WP] A man eats the last apple on earth.	She reached out for it. He grabbed her wrist. He stared at her, and she pulled her hand back. "It's the last one." She argued. "I know. It's mine." He told her stubbornly. "Give me one good reason why?" She demanded, crossing her arms. "Woman ate the first apple, and created all this sin." He gestured to the smoky ...	3	9	28,361
[WP] A man eats the last apple on earth.	When the guards were momentarily distracted by my diversion, I smashed the glass bell, snatched its treasure, and ran like my life depended on it. Glancing back, I could still see the bedlam I created by releasing a sackful of rats into their grand and opulent museum. You could barely hear the alarm klaxon blaring over...	1	9	28,362
[WP] Humans have hitpoints, with visible bars to indicate the amount left, as seen in many video games.	Roswell went through life pretty happy. His parents were both successful and their hit points were pretty high. They gave him their share of hit points, and he used those hit points wisely. He gave them to friends, but he always made sure that he got something in return. He gave them to strangers, but he always made su...	6	9	28,363
[WP] Humans have hitpoints, with visible bars to indicate the amount left, as seen in many video games.	"Hey, buddy," said the man with the three hundred hitpoints. "Got any Bitcoin?" The chubby man with the 35 HP meter turned around, stared at the snub-nosed revolver in his hand. "W-whoah," said the chubby man. "You wouldn't happen to be a fan of fiat currency, would you?" he said, tossing the gun to either hand. "It...	1	9	28,364
[WP] Humans have hitpoints, with visible bars to indicate the amount left, as seen in many video games.	Consciousness didn't so much as hit Francis as drag him roughly from the dark, formless nothing he had inhabited for the past ten days and deposit him unceremoniously in reality. "Shit," he whispered as he opened his eyes to the blinding lights. He had been caught. He was going to be fired, and worse, homeless. H...	1	9	28,365
[WP] Every time you come within five feet of someone you love a ringing starts in your ear that is excruciatingly painful.	[deleted]	1	6	28,366
[WP] Every time you come within five feet of someone you love a ringing starts in your ear that is excruciatingly painful.	Keep your face down, keep moving, don't say "Hi" to anyone. That was my mantra. Whenever I came within five feet of someone I loved, my ears rang louder than anything else on Earth. Stay close to them long enough and my ears will bleed a bit. Sadly, I'm also one of those guys that fall in love with every girl at first...	3	6	28,367
[WP] Every time you come within five feet of someone you love a ringing starts in your ear that is excruciatingly painful.	I'm new to this. So, here it goes: Dammit! Was the first thought that popped into my head when I saw the seating plan of the coming year, my last year, of high school. I was to be seated next to Angela. Normally I would've relished the opportunity of being close to her, but not under these circumstances. The whole s...	2	6	28,368
[WP] Every time you come within five feet of someone you love a ringing starts in your ear that is excruciatingly painful.	I wasn't born this way. It just... started like something had clicked on inside my ear to cause it. The first time I remember it happening, I was in high school. I'd had a crush on Victoria since sixth grade, so having every single class with her seemed great. But then it started. I walked in to the building and my e...	1	6	28,369
[WP] Every time you come within five feet of someone you love a ringing starts in your ear that is excruciatingly painful.	I... I don't understand. It never stops, the ringing... it... it is constant. Unending pain constantly ringing, my hearing is dimming. It has been going on for so long... I can't remember a time without it. Even if no one is around it is still there, a constant companion of my soul. Why... why does this pain happen! I ...	1	6	28,370
[IP] A Forgotten Landing on a Forgotten Beach...	The raft pushed against the shoreline definitively. I struggled to get off of it in the subtle waves; my feet had not touched land in over a week. My limbs had lost all assuredness and didn’t know how much strength to give in my efforts. I looked back and saw Derek asleep on the raft. His body was completely committed...	1	3	28,371
[FF] " Funnily enough, I only met him during the night. Sometimes in the bar, sometimes outside a fancy club. But always at night time."	Funnily enough, I only met him during the night. Sometimes in the bar, sometimes outside a fancy club. But always at night time. He did things that I liked and things that I didn’t. Both with his tongue. I always found “Doll” to be so manufactured, but I was all, “Baby” at bedtime. And afterwards. And ever aft...	2	3	28,372
[WP] Two people, running away from a blind, arranged marriage, in which one is supposed to marry the other, meet on the road by coincidence and fall in love with each other.	This is a really cute prompt. Not sure I can do it justice right now, but I'm looking forward to checking back and finding something lovely here later :)	8	29	28,373
[WP] Two people, running away from a blind, arranged marriage, in which one is supposed to marry the other, meet on the road by coincidence and fall in love with each other.	Ok this might sound rude or offensive but i think u created a penis story... Let me explain! Imagine Him, Him ran away from the marriage but he started running in a circle, a circle that draws Him away from her! Now right in that marriage, Him and Her were at the same time! When he started running he ran away from ...	6	29	28,374
[WP] Two people, running away from a blind, arranged marriage, in which one is supposed to marry the other, meet on the road by coincidence and fall in love with each other.	Saman turned the key in his hand slowly, locking the door behind him. He'd return, no doubt, but for now, he simply wanted to get away from it all. His head turned away from sleeping house, the light above him lighting the stone walkway in front of him as his dark brown eyes wandered off into the distance. People te...	5	29	28,375
[WP] Two people, running away from a blind, arranged marriage, in which one is supposed to marry the other, meet on the road by coincidence and fall in love with each other.	I hear she's beautiful. Besides that, she has an IQ of 150, can play four instruments, and her favorite movie is Casablanca. We're a 99.8% match. But I still don't want to marry her. I'm an dying breed of a man who still believes in Love. According to my grandfather, back in his time all marriages were based on Lov...	2	29	28,376
[IP] Rustic hideaways	She had the house built from seven kinds of wood. It had taken her years to plan each subtle detail. She had laid hands on each beam, each sturdy plank, and prayed at the foot of each tree the builders felled. They thought she was mad, of course. She didn't care. This was her dream - madness would be a small price. On...	2	7	28,377
[IP] Rustic hideaways	bonus picture ------ She removed the hood off her head, exposing her messy dreadlocks to the world. After two weeks of trekking through the Forrest of Lair, she finally reached her destination. Before her, in the winter kissed glade, sat King Misha’s castle. Her chapped lips trembled as she took it all in. It wasn’t ...	2	7	28,378
flair:(Writing Prompt)Putin's Adventure in Banana Hammock Land	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	28,379
[PM] prompt me baby!	A person who lives alone turns on the light in their garage. They see someone in the backseat of their car.	1	7	28,380
[PM] prompt me baby!	Both War and Pestilence is trying to get Deaths attention to seduce him	1	7	28,381
[PM] prompt me baby!	A man has come to find out he will die the next week. It is set in stone, there is no way to change it. He's in his 4th floor apartment, with a handgun, a bottle of sailor jerry, and the notion that he's going to kill himself to at least have control over his own fate. Little does he know his attempts will fail, becau...	1	7	28,382
[PM] prompt me baby!	Two worker Ants discuss the day in day outs of life while on lunch break.	1	7	28,383
[WP] Music harms humans and so was developed as a weapon. Describe the society we now live in.	We were outnumbered as the enemies were closing in. Melodies of sine waves were echoing around the battlefield and my wounded second in charge couldn't handle the pain. His ears were blown off by the classical ops teams. They were the swiftest and quietest but they had the ability to fill yourself with adrenaline to a ...	5	5	28,384
[WP] A world where the only sustenance is the world itself, a non-renewable resource. The people are literally eating the world into non-existence.	They pushed themselves through the dirt, eating their way to one end of the world, turning back, and eating towards the other. This happened over and over. They squeezed past each other in the dark, paying no attention to anything but their own appetite. The world was not shrinking as they ate. It was turning into shi...	10	23	28,385
[WP] A world where the only sustenance is the world itself, a non-renewable resource. The people are literally eating the world into non-existence.	I tried to tell them: I'm dying, On me, you must stop relying! You'd think shaking their city Might make them feel pity. Scarred and abused, I'm hollow, Don't they realise nothing will follow! They eat on my flesh, Ignorantly rising afresh, To face the day, No concern for their prey. ... ... The end is near...	3	23	28,386
[WP] A world where the only sustenance is the world itself, a non-renewable resource. The people are literally eating the world into non-existence.	"It's worse than we thought, Mr. President. The amount of edible soil in Texas is less than we thought," said the Secretary of Homeland Security. "I thought you said that we could feed 300 million people for 100 years with the dirt there. What's the estimate now? 90 years? 80 years?" "Ten years, sir. Now, that's just...	1	23	28,387
[WP] A play in the style of Shakespeare, but one character doesn't understand Shakespearean english.	THE MYSTERY OF THE SOILED STEPS SCENE ONE Alain's Front Courtyard Enter ALAIN and GREGOR Alain --therefore, it must be said; what little we, as men of professed glory of mind knew as to the matters of such utter tripe. Gregor The less the better, 'tis always a fact. *Ala...	10	7	28,388
[WP] when a depressed virgin is brainwashed into becoming a porn star, she must team up with a feisty pothead with paranoia, sexual dysfunction, and great love of clichés and take on a cold blooded dictator to see who can break the record for biggest asshole in Texas.	[deleted]	1	19	28,389
[WP] when a depressed virgin is brainwashed into becoming a porn star, she must team up with a feisty pothead with paranoia, sexual dysfunction, and great love of clichés and take on a cold blooded dictator to see who can break the record for biggest asshole in Texas.	Ask your mom.	3	19	28,390
[WP] when a depressed virgin is brainwashed into becoming a porn star, she must team up with a feisty pothead with paranoia, sexual dysfunction, and great love of clichés and take on a cold blooded dictator to see who can break the record for biggest asshole in Texas.	Yeah, nah.	1	19	28,391
[WP] when a depressed virgin is brainwashed into becoming a porn star, she must team up with a feisty pothead with paranoia, sexual dysfunction, and great love of clichés and take on a cold blooded dictator to see who can break the record for biggest asshole in Texas.	/r/worststory is perfect for this, people might be too high and mighty to contribute in this subreddit.	2	19	28,392
[WP] when a depressed virgin is brainwashed into becoming a porn star, she must team up with a feisty pothead with paranoia, sexual dysfunction, and great love of clichés and take on a cold blooded dictator to see who can break the record for biggest asshole in Texas.	This sounds like something straight out of tom robbins	1	19	28,393
[WP] Mary Sue is angsting about why everybody likes him/her.	I don't get it, I really don't! I do my best to have a well-rounded social life, but honestly, I'm so bored I'm about to die! Every day it's the same: I wake up, run a brush through my hip-length and effortlessly flawless golden hair, throw on the same perfectly pressed uniform I wore yesterday and the day before, and...	7	4	28,394
[WP] Mary Sue is angsting about why everybody likes him/her.	Being perfect isn't fun. There’s no challenges – no obstacles to overcome. I don’t understand why everyone idolizes me; when nobody even gives me the chance to live my life. Every time I’m invited to an adventure, all the characters say, “Don't invite Mary – she doesn’t make the story fun.” Of course, there’s...	2	4	28,395
You Are An Inept Super Trying Your Best To Get A Superhero (Established or otherwise) To Notice And Thwart Your "Brilliant" Crimes.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	28,396
[WP] All books have been banned. Describe a drug deal of books.	[deleted]	1	94	28,397
[WP] All books have been banned. Describe a drug deal of books.	EDIT: Formatting. Apparently Reddit doesn't like tabs The half moon had long since peaked before I dared venture out into the cold night, bundled tightly to protect myself against the frigid air. I pulled my knit hat low and hunched as I walked down the snowy sidewalk, one of a mere handful of souls that dared brave t...	25	94	28,398
[WP] All books have been banned. Describe a drug deal of books.	I must say that I am not an addict. I have seen my share of book junkies, and I always felt only disdain for them. Scrambling for money, haggling, ready to do anything for the next book in the series. Series! Series are for losers. I am different. I am not addicted to reading, but with rich parents and not much fun to...	9	94	28,399

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