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[WP] A murder occurs in a hospital and all six suspects think they are the killer.	[deleted]	1	143	30,100
[WP] A murder occurs in a hospital and all six suspects think they are the killer.	Manwello looked out his broad north facing window and saw that the sun was dying for the last time. He brooded over his own malcontempt in the shadowy glare of the now distant star. The moon, much closer, begged his forgiveness for a long forgotten misdeed, and Manwello yeilded his collaboration to the cause. He mov...	1	143	30,101
[WP] A murder occurs in a hospital and all six suspects think they are the killer.	[deleted]	7	143	30,102
[IP] Underneath the bridge.	My fingers pressed against the wire fence, I stare out over to the other side of the river. The only people who get to go out beyond the boundary are the draftees who get sent to the Capitol for training and induction into the National Army. We all know what really happens though, even all the way out here we’re at lea...	2	3	30,103
[IP] Underneath the bridge.	"What are we doing here?" Quick moaned, looking up at the pigeons walking the girders high above. "I like it here. It's . . . I just like it. Feels nice." Corky sat atop the hood of his car. He sliced off sliver of apple with his pocket knife and listened to the echoing drone of the traffic above. "I thought we were ...	2	3	30,104
[CW] "It's hard to think like a child while drinking grown-up juice."	"Come on, man. It's been eight months. Think of your kids. I know you're hurt, and there's help for you. But you can't abandon your kids..." Adam looked down at his whiskey, Tom's berating echoing tinnily in his ear. He knew Tom meant well. But ever since Sarah had died...well. Alcohol had been his only friend. It n...	5	5	30,105
write The events / thoughts that led up to making this video	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	30,106
[WP] As a artist you can give some of your life-force to cause your art to come to life for that long. You don't get your life-force back after the time is up.	[deleted]	11	5	30,107
[WP] Fred Phelps was actually a good guy	Dear Diary, I fear that today will be my last entry. The doctors won't tell me much, but I can tell by the amount of teary-eyed family members that have come to my bedside that this is the case. It is quite ironic that I die in the same hospital as the one I was reborn in fifty years ago. This is the same hospital ...	19	11	30,108
[WP] Fred Phelps was actually a good guy	Thank you Fred for being my faithful servant on earth. You are one of the few who stayed true to my word. You will now take the spot that has been unfilled since Lucifer rebelled. You have shown a devotion to follow me regardless of the reason. Something the devil refused to do. Which is why I had him banished. I now ...	1	11	30,109
[WP] WARNING: Do not leave the child unattended	The sign flashed, an aggressive neon red in the midst of a black wall. This wasn't just a suggestion anymore, not like how it would be by a roller coaster ride: please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle. No, this was important. People were walking, passing by the red flashing letters, in their dull grey shoes...	3	3	30,110
[WP] WARNING: Do not leave the child unattended	“Don’t worry, Mr. and Mrs. Harris. Everything will be fine, you guys enjoy your evening,” my voice cooed soothingly to Mikey’s parents who still stood in the door way with their keys in hand. Mr. Harris looked down at his watched and rolled his eyes as his wife took another timid step toward Mikey. “He will behave hi...	3	3	30,111
[WP] The old grudge will finally end. The last elf and the last dwarf are both in the same room on their deathbeds. Competing who will die last.	"This is my deathbed. I will die on this bed. But since I'm immortal, I guess that'll be when someone kills me. Too bad I'm more sprightly than any other thing out there." "Urk," the Dwarven lord groaned as he took last breath. The Last One packed in a nice bit of Halfling Leaf into his pipe and said "Ahh, this is...	2	8	30,112
[WP] The old grudge will finally end. The last elf and the last dwarf are both in the same room on their deathbeds. Competing who will die last.	Science Officer Merkal - Personal Log: Date: 12108.54.0525 Relative Offset: +13.15.2217 Coordinates: 000052.1852886.028138 We detected an anomalous alloy reading in the wake of a comet fragment, ID# 99585-227Δ19. What we discovered was... extraordinary, to say the least. Upon the fragment's course toward the lar...	3	8	30,113
[WP] A man meets his girlfriends family for the first time	I looked up at the clock again and heard my mother's voice in my head, chiding me. "A watched pot never boils, Jared, and a watched clock never ticks." I'd been watching the clock on the wall in front of my cubicle since 9am. Now it read 3:30. Just three more hours, I reminded myself as I took a shaky breath. Beth...	1	2	30,114
[IP] The Adventures of Murphy Jetson!	This summer. One dog. One set of goggles. One camouflage shirt. Tons of action-packed action. The year is the future. Before our sun turns into a red giant and melts the Earth into oblivion, Veteran Robo Police Dog, Fluffy, freezes himself in a cryotube and launches himself into space. Then he makes it to the as...	2	4	30,115
[IP] The Adventures of Murphy Jetson!	"Murph! We're losing power to the starboard thrusters! We can't take another hit like that!" Kelsen's voice rang out above the din of the control room. The red and yellow emergency lights of the cruiser flashed, and klaxons blared. Sparks showered the control panel where Kelsen sat, frantically trying to divert power ...	1	4	30,116
[WP]As half of the world wakes, the sun doesn't emerge to bring the morning. For the other half, the sun mysteriously disappeared hours ago. Humans scramble to find the solution.	Oh, Humanity... Never have I met a species that had so much false trust in their own fantasies. They used to have all kinds of gods that needed to be worshiped. Now they have build a new idea: they call it science. I call it just another belief-system. A belief that the world around them always follows certain rules....	2	10	30,117
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	"And here we have a new couple in the fifth row. Don't they look great together? Come on, fella, give her a kiss...aww, isn't that sweet, just a quick peck-wait, what's he doing no-?" BANG! "Oh... oh my God. Erm... we had no idea, folks. Usually, all pockets are checked beforehand, he must have planted the gun wi...	4	26	30,118
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	"That's the Rocket's 2nd time out. LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE RRRROOOOCCCCKKKKEETTTTS!" The crowd screamed. "Okay, Andy you're up in 3... 2... 1..." Another day, another dollar. Andy turned his camera toward the crowd. He'd worked the kiss-cam once or twice per game for oh... too many years. Look for the people that lo...	29	26	30,119
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	The camera scans the crowd. Baseball fans, wearing team jerseys, are laughing, eating, and drinking beer. All is filled with jollity. The announcer briefly mentions the kiss-cam and the crowd feels the excitement. Women are checking on their make-up and hair in little mirrors. The first couple appears on the big scre...	3	26	30,120
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	[deleted]	5	26	30,121
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	"And as we head into the fourth inning let's get a look at our young lovers in the crowd!" "It's about that time, Ted!" "That time, indeed, Bill! So let's see who is up for swapping some spit tonight!" "Uh oh, looks like we got another brother sister combination by the awkward hand signals we're getting from those t...	3	26	30,122
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	Mary had been lucky to score these tickets. She knew that her brother's boyfriend John worked a camera at the stadium, so when she found out that Cameron loved the Mets, she launched a campaign of bribary and begging. After John received a batch of her signature peanut butter brownies, it just so happened that, yes, sh...	6	26	30,123
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	It's something you never really appreciate until the live event you're watching is paused so that televised commercial breaks occur. I suppose a person viewing from their couch at home doesn't really give it much thought in between the trip to the fridge and back for another beer. Even though you don't see it, a lot ha...	1	26	30,124
[WP] Suicide on a baseball kiss-cam	Mandy did it again. She called me last night. I was sleeping, and when I woke up my caller ID showed she called at 3:30 am. She was probably drunk and wanting to fuck. What a bitch. I didn't even bother calling her back, she won't answer now. It's morning and the daylight has surely sobered her up. This is what she do...	1	26	30,125
Every commonly used phrase has gone through being a meme, and has become a tired joke. Communication becomes frustrating.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	30,126
[WP] Write about the day that led up to this video being created.	Okay, this might be a bit different than the actual prompt, but it's what popped into my head so I'm going with it. *** Yes, he thought. This is perfect. People will *love* this. The set-up itself wasn't too difficult, it was supposed to look low-budget after all, and the best way to get something to look ...	2	4	30,127
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	[deleted]	8	270	30,128
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	“You’re going to sit over here with Julie.” “Yes sir,” Fred said, sitting down. Julie stared back at him, eyes empty and motionless. “Wonderful,” Stan said. He stood up and walked over to the wall opposite Julie and Fred’s chairs. It wasn’t a wall like the others, which were a thickness of over twenty feet of concret...	129	270	30,129
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	"Sta-aaan. They're at it again. Simon's got hold of an axe again and has lopped off his therapist's head." My attendant was impatiently rapping on the door. "Coming, coming!" I grumbled. That's the second time this week. It's as if no-one cared about my sabbatical. "Go to Earth. Go underground (literally). Have a ...	19	270	30,130
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	[deleted]	-2	270	30,131
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	[deleted]	1	270	30,132
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	[deleted]	13	270	30,133
[WP] A billionaire builds an extensive underground bunker anticipating nuclear war. Before that can happen, judgement day occurs, and his bunker becomes a haven for fleeing sinners. Due to his interference in the proceedings, he becomes the de facto Satan.	Diary entry number 837. April 21, 2043 As mentioned in entry 351, the non-believers have come to seek haven in my bunker. As pleased as I am to have the company in these dark times, I wish to go and explore the outside world. In my life, I have done everything I wished to do. I have acquired fame, fortune, women, mon...	3	270	30,134
[WP] You're an alien and your first encounter is with the Amish	REPORT 1636.b Encounter with primitive(?) bipedal species. Further studies required. BEGIN REPORT It was odd, to say the least. Our first encounter with an intelligent species, and they are... like this. When we first approached this planet not too long ago, we detected artificial satellites. They connected to cre...	12	17	30,135
[WP] The Local Ruler (Prince, King, President, Prime Minister, etc) has 2 distinct personalities: one kindly and "good" the other ruthless or "evil."	He wasn't meant to be Lord. A barely functional reject, kept alive more due to the fervent religious zeal of his father than any desire for his existence. But when the Duke of Naver finally fell, stopping his conquest for unification, the causalities of those who opposed him included Lord Reginald and his two proper so...	1	7	30,136
[WP] You and your least favorite co-worker got stuck in the freezer together.	The door slammed. “Henry,” Mark said, eyes locked on his stupid, round head. The way it curved in a near perfect circle, he looked more like a bowling ball in glasses than a forty-something-year-old man. The bald head helped significantly with the illusion, a single fluorescent light overhead reflecting off of it like...	4	10	30,137
[WP] You and your least favorite co-worker got stuck in the freezer together.	'Aw, shit.' he said from behind me. My skin started to crawl - not just because of the cold. I turned to look at him, and he was facing the inside of closed fridge door. His head was down. He wiggled the handle, and it didn't move. I shivered. Again, not just the cold. I had started this stupid shift seven hours...	3	10	30,138
[WP] You and your least favorite co-worker got stuck in the freezer together.	"." "." sigh.	2	10	30,139
Severus Snape discovers that he had a daughter with Lilly Potter before she married James. His daughter is now 22 years old, and he has never known her because Albus Dumbledore had the child sent away for her own protection after she was born.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	30,140
Severus Snape discovers that he had a daughter with Lilly Potter before she married James. His daughter is now 22 years old, and he has never known her because Albus Dumbledore had the child sent away for her own protection after she was born.	The room sits as quiet as a tomb, no air moving, not a candle lit, no illumination aside from the moonlight creeping in through the window casting hard lines on a hard man's face. Severus has been lost in his own thoughts for hours now, the news of a daughter flooding every corner of his mindscape. The knowledge of her...	2	1	30,141
[WP] Tell me about The Strangers who come at night.	The strangers are known to knock exactly three times at the moment the moon hides behind the clouds. They come to collect from each house as the month ends, at the very moment when only one unfortunate soul remains awake. You'll hear the knock, and you may choose not to answer it, but you'll find yourself opening the ...	3	7	30,142
[WP] Tell me about The Strangers who come at night.	"Tell me the story again, Pa," said Gregor. "The story?" asked Pa. "What story?" "You know the story. The one about them. The Strangers." Pa's eyes went wide and then narrow. "Why?" "I just need to hear it again. You know why." Gregor was insistent. "Son, you have to let it-" "I know," interrupted Gregor. ...	10	7	30,143
[WP] Tell me about The Strangers who come at night.	First time submission from a long time lurker. Go easy please :) "They're coming…" His shaky voice bounced off the breath fogged glass we were both staring out of. "I…don''t see anyone," I say, trying to squint past our reflections into the night. With a quick violent jerk he ripped the lamps cord out of the wall,...	3	7	30,144
[WP] Tell me about The Strangers who come at night.	Part 1 Your first instinct will be to deny that this story ever took place. You will read it and believe it to be fiction. Every word I write, though, is completely true. They really did come for us. At the end, I will tell you I made this up to put your mind at ease. I grew up among a family of thirteen. I was numb...	2	7	30,145
[EU] Machine of death becomes mandated in your country. You're the next in line.	On the morning of the 23rd of June, I woke up early. Normally, I wouldn't get up until 7; then I'd shower, eat, get dressed, and go to work. Today, I woke up at 5; I simply couldn't sleep any longer. I work as an insurance actuary. It's not the kind of job that most people would be interested by, but I love the pure f...	1	3	30,146
vogonic poetry	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	30,147
vogonic poetry	Hi! Your post was removed because you forgot to add the proper tag. Feel free to post it again, making sure it's tagged properly.	1	1	30,148
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	[deleted]	-5	18	30,149
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	Scribble. Scribble. Scribble on the page. The feeble fleeting words of ecstasy Travel through the gimbles of esquire. How many words can touch a butterfly, Whose wings fly fatly and butter is churned Like broth? This is our struggle. This is our scribble.	12	18	30,150
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	“Splurd!” I grimble haughtily Staring nonflurped into the void of space As bloggled blood leaks from the spongoid nose Of my ex-first officer’s blurglecruncheoned face. * To think, thunk I, of the bygone days When, as a carefree rotund spood I’d flurdle away my dreary dungled haze With bushels of crabs, my lea...	9	18	30,151
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	Ahem... cough hack hack HAAACK swallow cough ... ahem. Florping bumberlilly Oh florping bumberlilly, Growing besquatly round, Grey-green algae pools, Smelling of food paste. That is all.	9	18	30,152
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	To heart! Our mushrooms do tremble and shake As the ruptured rafflesia's song biter howls In the dark evergreen puffy mustard like boardwalks Our days are evermore Tomato.	2	18	30,153
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	O, these words I speak! Like sounds from my mouth they are. To walk! To run! Much in the manner of putting one foot in front of the other. And going Forward and sometimes backward. Please sign here. On this dotted line To confirm you have heard my voice. End poem.	3	18	30,154
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	The frumpy wife I vomit now I hate our love she hates my everything I gouge my eyes just to not see the appalling thing her nudity We have 3 kids they piss me off they whine and scream and shit and cough i wish I was free just to be me and actually write good poetry *The hitchhikers has this to say about Vogons wors...	1	18	30,155
[WP] Vogonic poetry!	/r/vogonpoetrycircle	1	18	30,156
[EU] Boot up your favorite story-centric video game. Pump the difficulty up to 11 (if you can). Play until you game over. Write what happens now that the main character(s) are dead.	I will do this over the weekend. Hardcore on something. Probably something dumb. I will try to make it a proper story.	2	30	30,157
[EU] Boot up your favorite story-centric video game. Pump the difficulty up to 11 (if you can). Play until you game over. Write what happens now that the main character(s) are dead.	Dwarf Fortress - Losing is Fun^TM "Join the corps of colonists!" they'd said. "You'll become powerful, rich and famous!" they'd said. "Build your own future, rip it from the Mountain stone by stone!" By Moradin's stinkin' feet, this had been the worst decision ever! There was no 'corps of colonist', only 6 other idio...	7	30	30,158
[EU] Boot up your favorite story-centric video game. Pump the difficulty up to 11 (if you can). Play until you game over. Write what happens now that the main character(s) are dead.	"Commander Shepherd was killed on Lazarus Research Station during an attack on Project Lazarus. Project Leader Miranda Lawson was killed along with the entire compliment of soldiers." "Damn." said the Illusive man. "Find out how this happened. We move on." "Yes sir." said the holo of Agent Messner. "Does this chang...	35	30	30,159
[EU] Boot up your favorite story-centric video game. Pump the difficulty up to 11 (if you can). Play until you game over. Write what happens now that the main character(s) are dead.	BIOSHOCK INFINITE SPOILERS *Found on a voxophone near the ruins of Columbia...* "It's a shame really." "Quite sad indeed." "I suppose the next go around he might manage better?" "No, he won't have." "'Won't have'? That doesn't sound right... perhaps 'will not have'?" "Unfortunately, we've no time to soli...	9	30	30,160
[EU] Boot up your favorite story-centric video game. Pump the difficulty up to 11 (if you can). Play until you game over. Write what happens now that the main character(s) are dead.	The veiled priests banged their staves on the ground, the ringing of a hundred bells chiming out against the black walls of the well to the other side. She sat there, her left leg aching, terror in her eyes. Possessed by the vengeful child spirit or no, she was still my sister, my twin, the girl I spent my life lookin...	2	30	30,161
[WP] The Bermuda Triangle is real and at the center you have discovered...	"We've finally made it to the Bermuda Center" "Yes, there it is". "Yeah..." "Just a.....extra strong magnetic underwater current". "Might uh..might explain that -" "Explain malfunctioning radar?" "Yeah, yeah." The two stand in silence. "Welp.." "I guess let's go" "NOT SO FAST" A man in a ninja suit approach...	1	7	30,162
[WP] The Bermuda Triangle is real and at the center you have discovered...	“This is it.” The man in the suit said. “This is what?” I responded, looking at the vast open field before me. It looked not unlike Kansas or Nebraska. Wild native grasses and small flowers dotted the rolling hills and underneath the steady breeze seemed like undulating ocean waves seeking a shore to crash upon. I cou...	5	7	30,163
[WP] The Bermuda Triangle is real and at the center you have discovered...	The electric storm could be seen in the distance. Daren felt a rush of euphoria. Everyone had told him he was crazy for intentionally flying into the center of the bermuda triangle...but he just had to do it! especially now... His instruments began to act erratic, it didn't matter. He had a will singed and dated. He w...	1	7	30,164
[EU] To prevent having to close down, Hogwarts sells the school to the highest bidder. A Muggle billionaire buys the school, and demands that they teach him magic. How does this play out?	Sorry, I know this isn't a story, but somebody needs to title this "Harry Potter and the Gates of William"	1	12	30,165
[EU] To prevent having to close down, Hogwarts sells the school to the highest bidder. A Muggle billionaire buys the school, and demands that they teach him magic. How does this play out?	"You don't understand, it is impossible for us to be able to teach you magic." Minerva McGonagall was now at her wits end with the muggle billionaire standing inside her oval office. She had never thought that anything like this could ever happen to their school, but the war raged against their gates had caused an obsc...	11	12	30,166
[IP] River God	"The Scythe." Goelon remarked as the band of travelers reached the river's bank. "We come to it at last." Trask stood at the muddy edge, peering over. The water was a glassy blue, moving downstream at a lazy pace, but he knew from Goelon's teachings that the Scythe was one of the deepest in the Third Realm. He looked ...	18	15	30,167
[IP] River God	Ancient civilizations worshiped countless gods, most unknown to us. However a recurring theme was river gods. It's not strange, considering how rivers used to be the life blood of civilization. It's especially not strange considering the river god that blocked the way. Due to the nature of water it tried to escape f...	2	15	30,168
[IP] River God	I have been journeying for five months across the great expanses of Urenfauglir and mounted the nigh impassible Norsamon. And now I come at last to Raduin. The great river in the South. I am Megiledan and my purpose lies over the great river in the old city of Ianttal. A bridge of forever frozen water stands and glea...	2	15	30,169
[IP] River God	"Everybody's doing the locomotion. Come on baby, do the locomotion." He sang. "Damn it, Poseiden. Knock it off. The greek armada is on its way to Troy. You're going to destroy everything with all your dancing and sloshing." Ares cried. "Sorrrrrry." Poseiden replied, rolling his eyes. "It's just . . . this is my jam...	3	15	30,170
[IP] River God	As the traveler crossed the bridge, he noticed the waves beneath him behaving rather oddly. Suddenly, a being made of water that resembled a man came before him. I am the spirit of the river traveler. You may pass if you answer my riddle. Although startled, the traveler stood his ground resolutely, not giving an i...	1	15	30,171
[WP]: In an unexpected turn of events, the end of the world is delivered by an automated reddit bot	Your soul has been accepted! [–] from [cherubot] sent 3 days ago The Lord liked [your submission](/r/worship) to His Will so much that your sins are washed away, giving you divine forgiveness. Divine forgiveness is the entry ticket into Yahweh's premium membership program. Here are the benefits: • [Extra li...	3	17	30,172
[WP]: In an unexpected turn of events, the end of the world is delivered by an automated reddit bot	^[-] ^[autowikibot](http://www.reddit.com/user/autowikibot) ^1 ^point ^13 ^seconds ^ago The End of the World: ___ >The End of the World is a speculated phenomenon believed to be the turn of events which cause the destruction of [humanity](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanity_(virtue)) or the [universe](ht...	8	17	30,173
[WP]: In an unexpected turn of events, the end of the world is delivered by an automated reddit bot	Kennedy scrolled down the endless list of comments on the top thread in reddit's political page. It was about Russia and whether or not they should invade Ukraine. One of the comments near the bottom caught Kennedy's eye. >Russia is being a lil' bitch. They need to man up and take over Ukraine already. There was a...	4	17	30,174
[WP]: In an unexpected turn of events, the end of the world is delivered by an automated reddit bot	[-] endbot 0 points 3 minutes ago Your complaints and human error have been properly catalogued. Recommended action is termination. Your human errors have been calculated. You are now banned from /r/existence.	4	17	30,175
[WP]: In an unexpected turn of events, the end of the world is delivered by an automated reddit bot	[deleted]	1	17	30,176
[WP] Robots have exterminated every human on Earth. Except for one.	Horace dragged the deer carcass back to his cabin and let it fall, glad for the relief. He'd renounced all technology and society over a decade ago and he lost most of his young strength. Sitting down next to the carcass, Horace looked out at the forest and smiled, one with the Earth. The sound of a helicopter's blades...	7	11	30,177
[WP] Robots have exterminated every human on Earth. Except for one.	Goddamn, this has been fun, sure don't get me wrong complete annihlation and genocide aren't a day in the park, but it certainly won't be considered a dull event. I have decided to laugh in the face of total destruction, it occurs to me in my final intimate, albeit possibly driven mad moments, that there is at least on...	1	11	30,178
[WP] Robots have exterminated every human on Earth. Except for one.	"Do it again human!" With a heavy sigh Chris put the palms of his hands to his mouth. After a deep breath he blew a great fart trumpet that echoed off of the walls. Digital laughter filled the hall. "HA HA HA HA HA! Again!" As he took another deep breath he heard a robot speak up from the crowd. "Sir, couldn't we jus...	3	11	30,179
[WP] Robots have exterminated every human on Earth. Except for one.	James Dunning could do the best robot in class, but he never realised he was this good.	3	11	30,180
[WP] Robots have exterminated every human on Earth. Except for one.	I was told to protect the child. When she had been born, I was given the order. Protect the child. As simple an order as a maker can give his creation. And so I did. I monitored the house day and night. I collected data from the Internet to supply the new parents with superior feeding and cleaning protocols. I w...	4	11	30,181
[WP] Robots have exterminated every human on Earth. Except for one.	Sounds like [I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream](http://styrofoam.voidaudio.net/ihavenomouthandimustscream.pdf).	1	11	30,182
[WP] A sportscaster and a color commentator are covering your favorite historical event	Andy: aaaaaand we're off, folks! I'm Andy Oliver and with me today is John Zaltzman. Today is Saturday, December 16th 1944 to be precise! It's a beautiful day, albeit a bit chilly. John, what do you have for us? John: well Andy, we're in Belgium today! How's the wife, Andy? Andy: oh, brave little Belgium! Isn't that ...	3	3	30,183
[WP] Describe a city in the style of Italo Calvino's "Invisible Cities"	[deleted]	2	5	30,184
[WP] In deep space, Humans have discovered a technological artifact that dates back to the beginning of time.	"How old does the dating put it at?" squawked the first astronaut into his intercom. "It's roughly 715 years old." "That means it was put here sometime around 1300 AD." "Looks like it." "Hey, did you know that the first mechanical time-keeping device was invented then?" "I did not." "Yeah, I guess you could say ...	27	30	30,185
[WP] In deep space, Humans have discovered a technological artifact that dates back to the beginning of time.	The dust kicks around my boots weightlessly for a moment before slowly settling back down, this moon's gravity a mere iota compared to Earth's was not conduscive to keeping dust on the ground. The gigantic temple stood before me in sharp contrast to the blackness of space surrounding. Rich white pillars, shining red st...	3	30	30,186
[WP] In deep space, Humans have discovered a technological artifact that dates back to the beginning of time.	[deleted]	1	30	30,187
[WP] In deep space, Humans have discovered a technological artifact that dates back to the beginning of time.	Throughout history, there has been but one mystery the plagues the human race. It is dubbed 'Artifact 0', for it has existed since the dawn of time itself, or so our scientists say. Yet not a single soul living or dead knows its true origins, such is the mystery. Was it created by a long forgotten civilisation far grea...	15	30	30,188
[WP] In deep space, Humans have discovered a technological artifact that dates back to the beginning of time.	"What is it?" That was the first question. That's always the first question. What _is_ it? You don't ask, where did it come from? How old is it? You ask the simple questions, the broad questions, because those will hopefully provide you the easiest answers. But this creation did not offer an easy, simple answer. We c...	3	30	30,189
[WP] In deep space, Humans have discovered a technological artifact that dates back to the beginning of time.	"It's the find of the century." Sam confessed. "How old do you think it is?" Cedric inquired. "It goes dates all the way back to the beginning of time." Sam admitted. "Really? Six thousand years old?" That old?" Cedric blurted in amazement. "No. It's trillions of years old." Sam said, giving a Cedric a in hateful l...	3	30	30,190
[WP] You/Your Character happens to stumble upon an Ancient Alien-Mech that crashed landed on the Earth a long time ago, It activates.	Tim looked at the green abyss surrounding He was deep in the forest now and separated from the other hikers. I'm lost, Tim thought, God damn it, I told my group to wait. I needed to tie my shoe for Christ's sake why couldn't they just wait. In his frustration he screamed. Tims savage scream began to fade as he realized...	2	5	30,191
[WP] Severus Snape discovers that he had a daughter with Lilly Potter before she married James. His daughter is now 22 years old, and he has never known her because Albus Dumbledore had the child sent away for her own protection after she was born.	Okay, wait, I don't remember Harry Potter timeline, so I'm just going to straight up create an AU. If dates are inconsistent...just ignore that haha ____________________ Severus Snape cradled the glass of firewhiskey, leaning into his favorite leather recliner. The skin was torn in places here or there and there were...	7	8	30,192
[WP] Severus Snape discovers that he had a daughter with Lilly Potter before she married James. His daughter is now 22 years old, and he has never known her because Albus Dumbledore had the child sent away for her own protection after she was born.	[deleted]	3	8	30,193
[WP] a judge is framing someone else for a crime that the judge commited.	"Nicolas Memphis. You have been tried and found guilty by your peers. How do you plead?" "Not guilty, your honor." "Based on the decision of the honorable jury, I must wholeheartedly admit that I agree with them. The crime here that has been heard and the lies you have told will be legendary. For the rape and murd...	2	7	30,194
[WP] a judge is framing someone else for a crime that the judge commited.	It's all over the news, everyone knows. If she would have just given me the money there wouldn't have been any problems and she would still be alive. They say they have the killer, some "Lenny Spicket." Poor guy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, but it doesn't matter, my life is more important. Lets just ...	1	7	30,195
[WP] a judge is framing someone else for a crime that the judge commited.	Scott Caldwell stood outside the closed door, feeling just like he'd been called to the principal's office. "The Judge wants to see you ASAP." That's all the message said. The Judge wants to see me. On a Friday afternoon. When I should be preparing for the trial." Sighing, Scott knocked on the door. "Come in, co...	1	7	30,196
[WP] Someone actually decides to read the terms of agreement online for once. What they find shocks them.	The user agrees to use the software for the use it was designed for... Ok ... Once agreed the user to honor the policies and commitments of W.R.&.H. Why am I reading all of this again? The user finally agrees to sacrifice five strangers to resurrect Lord Vlaew and bring forth the purging of humanity. ......	2	8	30,197
[WP] Someone actually decides to read the terms of agreement online for once. What they find shocks them.	This Statement of Rights and Responsibilities (“Statement,” “Terms,” or “SRR”) dervies from the Fountainhead Principles and is our terms of service that governs the Fountainhead web site. 1. STATEMENT OF ISSUE. Statements of issue: In accordance to our fundamental rights to water, food, clothing, housing, etc., we is...	3	8	30,198
[WP] Two time travelers, reaaaaal comedians, go back in time to tell "too soon" jokes before the actual event(s) take(s) place.	"…Lords and Ladies, this is exactly why the catholic church can't have nice things." The great hall fell silent. King Henry was shooting daggers from under his crown as Anne Boleyn shifted uncomfortably next to him. "Let me try George. King Henry and Queen Anne, what a lovely couple you two make. It's a shame that your...	23	86	30,199

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