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[PM] Let's do this. | An annoyingly simple paradox, and a button you've been told explicitly not to push. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 30,400 |
[PM] Let's do this. | A P-38G Lightning (WWII fighter plane) was found [crashed] on the moon in the year 2210.
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[PM] Let's do this. | You've been shrunk to about 4 inches tall and are inside a glass bottle floating in the middle of the Pacific ocean. Your bottle washes onto the shore of an uninhabited island. However, there is another survivor there with you: a normal, 40 year old man and his friend Wilson, the volleyball. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 30,402 |
You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. |
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[WP] You have a super power and already mastered it when you are young. Why are you still unheard of? | It started when I was very young. If I thought hard enough, I could make *things happen*. Sometimes impossible things, things the mind had trouble comprehending. I don't know why I never told anyone, maybe it was all those spider man comics and tv shows, with Uncle Ben's sage wisdom *With great power*.
Who knows? It ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 30,404 |
[WP] You have a super power and already mastered it when you are young. Why are you still unheard of? | Being a telekinetic has its downsides.
Oh, who am I kidding? Being a telekinetic has no downsides.
At first, it was only small things, like getting a ball to roll a certain way, or making a die land on a different side. But, as things kept going, I began to achieve more control, more power. I don't even have to be... | 6 | 0 | 4 | 30,405 |
[WP] You have a super power and already mastered it when you are young. Why are you still unheard of? | I registered with the League of Superheroes near a decade ago. I had mastered my ability two decades previous.
*Inconspicuous Man.*
Boy was I excited when I ordered my nameplate. Never came though. Gave them a call, and apparently it was never ordered. Not sure why. The complain wasn't logged either. I had to m... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 30,406 |
[WP] You have a super power and already mastered it when you are young. Why are you still unheard of? | It started when I was six. I was in the car with my father and his new wife, driving to Disneyland. I had wanted to go to Disney World, but it was too far and too expensive. I, of course, at the time didn't understand that money makes the world go round, so I was sulking in the backseat. Every so often, my father would... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 30,407 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | [deleted] | -2 | 0 | 116 | 30,408 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 116 | 30,409 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | I found myself a nice little place to live near the park. Unlike a lot of inmates who had to work when they were released but couldn’t find work because they were felons, I had enough money saved away that I could live comfortably. I trained to be a mechanic while I was there, and they paid me two dollars an hour to fi... | 90 | 0 | 116 | 30,410 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | I moved in with a very nice couple from craigslist. I start by putting up cameras in every orifice possible, my long dreams of keeping a couple hostage have finally came true. I start by making them hack each others hands off so they wont escape. rape is inevitable even if my penis cannot harden I must have them. her l... | 1 | 0 | 116 | 30,411 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | The news vans followed him to the apartment and screeched to a stop, reporters calling out his name as he made his way from the cab to the entrance door of the building. From a distance the reaction of the news media and those standing around clamoring for a picture would lead you to believe some Hollywood star had mov... | 8 | 0 | 116 | 30,412 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | [deleted] | 11 | 0 | 116 | 30,413 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | For a hundred a twenty years, I knew nothing of the wind, or the sun, or the wetness of drizzle on my face. And so I fell back when the wind cut against my cheek. I fell down and for a moment, I simply clutched at the dirt and the stones underneath me. They were another part of the world that I had lost and forgotten.
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[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | 120 years. 43,830 days behind bars. In the beginning of my sentence I counted the days. After a while I just gave up.
I remember looking into the eyes of my victims' family members at my sentencing as they solemnly stated I deserved much longer, much worse. I was allowed newspapers behind bars, so I know that they... | 5 | 0 | 116 | 30,415 |
[WP] You are a serial killer that was sentenced to 120 years in a maximum security prison. You actually managed to live that long, and are now set free. | People are crowding outside as it the aliens have landed. Everybody brought their favorite toy, a camera, a picket sign, a pair of boobs. Good. There are people who'll listen - who'll follow. Ninja turtles get my on the bus. Hasta nunca, Quentin. Nothing san about you, amigo.
Nothing saintly about me, and here I am ba... | 1 | 0 | 116 | 30,416 |
[EU] Assassin Creed Universe: You purchase an Animus console but after a few weeks of playing it you start to suffer the bleeding effect with your favourite character | I woke up dazed with blood on my hands and three words on my tongue.
*Requiescat in pace.*
Had I killed someone? Was this a dream? Maybe I was still in the Animus and just encountered a bug. No... not with the pounding in my head. It couldn't have been a dream.
Police sirens rang outside my office's window. They mus... | 7 | 0 | 11 | 30,417 |
[EU] Assassin Creed Universe: You purchase an Animus console but after a few weeks of playing it you start to suffer the bleeding effect with your favourite character | *Go to your room.*
"N- No. Listen, Dad. This is my life-"
*I am your father and you will do as I tell you!*
"No, Dad, listen for once. This really is my life. You're in my head, we mixed a little. I wasn't responsible."
*What are you talking about?*
"I missed Sarah too much, okay? I can be you, and I can be mom, b... | 4 | 0 | 11 | 30,418 |
[EU] Assassin Creed Universe: You purchase an Animus console but after a few weeks of playing it you start to suffer the bleeding effect with your favourite character | Look, I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for this, but, though all the assassins are pretty cool, Aveline is my main bitch. She only has one, little game. That's true, but she's cool. She does flips and parkour just like Ezio with his whole freaking trilogy, and I think that her story is impressive. Like Adewa... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 30,419 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | [If you like this prompt and scifi, mouse over for spoiler/book suggestion.](#A Deepness In The Sky by Vernor Vinge.) | 0 | 0 | 24 | 30,420 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 24 | 30,421 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | She wakes in an unknown bed, in an unfamiliar room. Her fingers scrunch the scratchy fabric in her hands. Her eyes widen, as she sits up. The camera in the corner of the room follows her movements. "What?" she murmurs. Her feet plant on the cold gray floors, and she winces in pain. Hesitantly, she reaches across her bo... | 9 | 0 | 24 | 30,422 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | "Eighty-Nine years..." I said to myself, slowly. That was the only way I could talk anymore, there's some point in your life where you realize that the faster you talk doesn't mean the smarter you're talking, "Eight-Nine years."
I turned away from the mirror and laid down into my bed. Similar to the first one I'd put ... | 5 | 0 | 24 | 30,423 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | And with a sudden jolt, Samantha awoke. She felt stiff, almost robotic, as she scanned her surrounding. Her mind raced taking it all in. Blinking lights glowed in the darkness and yet she could make out each and every single one with perfect clarity. Taking notice of one in particular, near eight meters from her, s... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 30,424 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | Standing on the weight scale, Robert noticed the large discrepancy. He stepped off and stood back on. 240 lbs. He thought to himself and then stood in front of the mirror and started to squeeze at his hip fat and his stomach, pulling on it hard. He stuck out his tongue and it was brown, and his teeth were browning too.... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 30,425 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | I roll, the darkness is punctured by the moon outside, streaming in through a window. My shoulder is uncovered. It's cold. I tug on the cover but it's too heavy or it's caught. I call out.
"Nurse! Nurse!"
Eventually someone comes in through the open door. She took too long and she's scratching under her t-shirt.... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 30,426 |
[WP] something's off, but your mind keeps resetting every time you get close to figuring out what's wrong. | The doorbell rang behind me. A chill ran down my spine and to my fingertips as I glanced back at the faded menu in my shaking hands. Every Sunday for as long as I can remember, my father and I would come to this diner after church got out. Every Sunday for as long as I can remember, we sat in the same booth, the one wi... | 1 | 0 | 24 | 30,427 |
[OT] Can anyone help me find a specific prompt? | http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1umkdi/the_ambassador_of_an_invading_alien_army_explains/cejlhbf
Is the story I think you're seeking. Tell me if I'm correct. | 2 | 0 | 6 | 30,428 |
[MP] This is a waltz written by Sir Anthony Hopkins. Write something worthy of it | Today, my life changes - I'm running away from home. I couldn't be any happier! Happy 18th birthday to me! I'm crying tears of joy as I pack my favorite and oldest stuffed animal into my leather suit case. I wear my favorite outfit, and remember to take my plane ticket to a one way trip out of *here*.
Alright, ok. He... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 30,429 |
[MP] This is a waltz written by Sir Anthony Hopkins. Write something worthy of it | I live atop a hill, in the middle of an old medieval town. Every day at sunset I get dressed and get out. At that hour the old houses are bleeding red.
I walk down the same road, at the same moment of the day, always. I don't remember if there was ever a time when I didn't.
It's always drizzling, but the raindrops ... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 30,430 |
The strangest super weapon is used against the United States, one that reverses time. |
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On your 18th birthday you get to choose. For the rest of life, one single law can be chosen to not apply to you. Special careers spring up around this system and it affects the economy. What law does your character chose and why. |
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[WP] You are a servant of a pharaoh who has been locked into his tomb with his other servants, pets, and riches. What do you do in your last few hours/days of life? | The tomb is cold.
I know that statement makes little sense, but cold it is regardless. There is no breeze, there is no sun, there is no anything.
Just me and my master's things.
Well... just my master's things.
I do not know how long I have been encased in this clay coffin, but it feels like it must be days. Perhap... | 39 | 0 | 59 | 30,433 |
[WP] You are a servant of a pharaoh who has been locked into his tomb with his other servants, pets, and riches. What do you do in your last few hours/days of life? | I was not used to the absolutely unbearable stuffiness of pharaoh's tomb. My tomb, too, I suppose. But really, after decades spent living in the most exquisite and expensive palaces that littered the Nile, I was expected to end my life in *here*?
Oh, I know, I know. Dying with pharaoh meant that I was certain to re... | 16 | 0 | 59 | 30,434 |
[WP] You are a servant of a pharaoh who has been locked into his tomb with his other servants, pets, and riches. What do you do in your last few hours/days of life? | This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. Never in his wildest dreams did he expect to be the last keeper of the pharo's house. It was a little close quaters but Jeeves didn't mind. He always thought the position was going to go to Charles. Charles was his older brother. He was an apprentice to the high priest. But the ... | 7 | 0 | 59 | 30,435 |
[WP] You are a servant of a pharaoh who has been locked into his tomb with his other servants, pets, and riches. What do you do in your last few hours/days of life? | The names confuse me a bit. Did you go with Egyptian times or is this a reference to some kind of fictional universe I'm unaware of? | 4 | 0 | 59 | 30,436 |
[WP] You are a servant of a pharaoh who has been locked into his tomb with his other servants, pets, and riches. What do you do in your last few hours/days of life? | Perhaps it was unwise to claw at the walls so; that reduced my fingertips to bloodied stumps too blunt to claw out my eyes. But what could I do, in the dark and cold, all alone but for that which was already dead? I fell into insanity, I know it, and as I sit on piles of more wealth than my own flesh is worth, I accept... | 3 | 0 | 59 | 30,437 |
[WP] You are a servant of a pharaoh who has been locked into his tomb with his other servants, pets, and riches. What do you do in your last few hours/days of life? | The rectangular beam of light shining through the bottom of the mausoleum’s entrance slowly vanished as the stone door lowered, eventually extinguishing itself. It was almost completely dark, the lone source of light emanating from a tired lantern on the other end of the entrance hall. It wasn’t until I grasped the lan... | 2 | 0 | 59 | 30,438 |
[WP] Tired of the life you've been leading, you finally decide to unplug. | A dryad lived quite happily in her grove. It was remote from the realm of men but every so often humans wandered through. They were clumsy and noisy, easy to hide from. Some times they forgot things in the woods, curious things. Over some years the cool breeze from the mountains had failed. The grove became humid, hazy... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 30,439 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,440 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | I think you'd actually want to live on the twilight border. Constant heat would eventually turn the bright side into a desert and the center of the desert into a glass field. Cool air would blow in from the dark side because of heat convection. Most of the weather would probably happen in a thin boundry. The cold side ... | 119 | 0 | 311 | 30,441 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | Grandiath packed up his stuff quickly, knowing what will happen if he stays long enough. He packed his final bag, he was about to leave when.
"Gran" a voice said, he knew what voice it was, who's voice it was.
"Oh hey" Gran responded quickly, fearing for his life, "so I'm guessing its time then?"
"you know it is" sa... | 5 | 0 | 311 | 30,442 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | Claire guffawed at the prices of produce on the unlit refrigerated shelves in the corner store. They were easily triple the prices she paid back home for organic produce, near quadruple the price than the usual pesticide laced shit she was looking at here. She did some quick math in her head.
"It costs a day's wages ... | 25 | 0 | 311 | 30,443 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 311 | 30,444 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | Log: 446
% LE7 personal electronic voice recorder. %
It's so dark. So desperately irrevocably dark.
The "Order of the Peace Keepers" started this segregation in 2237. No one knew why the world stopped turning, just that it did. The world leader Paul Pontius saved us though. He showed us the light, and in order to k... | 88 | 0 | 311 | 30,445 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | [deleted] | 32 | 0 | 311 | 30,446 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | "Oh sweet merciful axis, being this rich was a terrible idea." Elaine mewled, her sweaty skin sticking to the sheets she had draped around herself for non-commital decency. Her blue eyes were as bloodshot from strain as everyone elses and the way she held herself rigidly upright was all that distinguished her from the ... | 5 | 0 | 311 | 30,447 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | (going with the twilight version, slightly changed.)
The kids always loved seeing their grandfather. Always the same things asked.
Tell us of the milky way grandpa!
Yeah tell us what high noon feels like!
Well, come sit, and I'll tell you the story. You're old enough to know now.
As you know, I was born on E... | 2 | 0 | 311 | 30,448 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | It didn't take long before somebody got savvy to the asteroid of 2313.
You know the story: the dust cloud from the impact was catastrophic, but unlike the dinosaurs, we had the tools to clear out the atmosphere. Nobody froze to death in an ice age.
You know that the asteroid fell in Siberia. The victims were only ab... | 3 | 0 | 311 | 30,449 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | My memory is failing me, so it's hard to say what year that was in. One day, every single channel started broadcasting the same message, over and over again, with a pre-recorded generic male saying those words:
"Dear Earth citizens, this message will repeat itself for 24 hours so as to assure that every person is abl... | 3 | 0 | 311 | 30,450 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 311 | 30,451 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | Haven't written anything in pretty much forever, so here goes...
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5:30 AM. It's time to wake up.
The siren-like alarm clock resisted Omar's efforts to silence it. He didn't mind, though. His sleep pattern was more irregular lately, he has been occupying himse... | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,452 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | "I'm going to Pole."
His mother and sister looked up in shock. His father stopped eating, but did not otherwise react.
"They say the Aroundlanders are going to go to war, and take the city. They'll tear down the walls, and carry off the jewels and the treasures and the weapons. Anyone who's there when the gates come ... | 3 | 0 | 311 | 30,453 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | "...And so, you can see that you are...Particularly well-suited for this."
Jed almost could not believe the stout, bespeckled man in front of him. The man's skin was pale, like all Nightsiders were - except Jed. Jed was paler than any of them had ever been, a constant reminder that his family had been Nightside for lo... | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,454 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,455 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,456 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | My initial reaction to the news that people without enough money to afford to live on the sunny side of things would be banished to the cold abyss was: people will do anything for money. The government officials who were supposed to protect the masses accepted bribes and allowed legislation to send the poor away. To ju... | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,457 |
[WP] A world where the earth doesn't rotate; the rich live in constant sunlight whilst the poor reside in eternal darkness. | He sighed.
He had finally finished putting all his belongings for sell at eBay. He couldn't take it anymore, the heat of Wethland was unbearable, the people still obsessed with pomp and protocol in this living hell. Soon he'd be in the Frozen Glades, far away from all of this. All he needed was to wait for the auction... | 1 | 0 | 311 | 30,458 |
[PI: Prompt Inspired] Elena's Church |
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[CW] End the story with "But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." | Last night, I dreamed that she kissed me. I wasn't quite sure what lead up to that moment; one moment I was the villain in some campy space opera, and the next, I was lying down in a grassy field on a beautiful spring day.
Wait, no, it wasn't a beautiful day. It was brisk, windy, and the sky was threatening to pour. We... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 30,460 |
[CW] End the story with "But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." | Before the bomb hit, before the ground lifted, before Jessica was just blood, I was asleep.
If you told anyone about the life that I lived before the bomb hit, they wouldn't believe you. It couldn't have been real. It's the kind of life someone dreams about; you and your wife, comfortably seated in a 3 story Tudor. It... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 30,461 |
[CW] End the story with "But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." | Brian came home, another hard day of school. He laid on his bed, all arms and legs reaching the four corners of his bed. He closed his eyes and let his mind wander.
Brian looked around. It was like his high school hallway, except everything had a hue of blue around it. He walked down the halls, flicking combination lo... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 30,462 |
[CW] End the story with "But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." | (I may have cheated a little bit by changing 'you' to 'they' but I think my story is still ok)
It’s never easy to point out the exact point at which major historical events start- not matter how far you go there’s always some other cause- so we’ll just say this started with the revolts in Kiev. Of course, this had bee... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 30,463 |
[CW] End the story with "But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." | The shadows... they're everywhere and on everything! The only way to escape is through but their whispers ruin that. They always chant in my ear the same 8 words. "Sooner or later, you have to wake up." | 2 | 0 | 10 | 30,464 |
[CW] End the story with "But sooner or later, you always have to wake up." | My eyes shot open and I sat up, my heart pounding. I felt like I had just finished a marathon, drenched in sweat, my lungs screaming for air. One hand on my chest, I tried to calm myself. I ran a hand across my scalp and my breathing began to slow.
Where was I? This wasn't my room, I wasn't in my bed. My eyes darted, ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 30,465 |
[WP] A properly decorated cake is like an edible mandala. | “Are you almost finished?”
“Don’t rush perfection! A properly decorated cake is like an edible mandala,” said Victor, as he carefully sprinkled colored sugar on top of the small, chocolate cake.
“Oh, I bet you think that’s real clever, don’t you?” Sean let out a groan of exasperation. Victor was always like this when... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 30,466 |
[WP] You and your friend form a suicide pact. He kills himself just as you change your mind. | I sat in the car for God knows how long. It could have been seconds or even a few minutes, but none of that mattered anymore. All I could hear was a unique high-pitched hissing noise, whether from my mind or the phone I do not know. After a while, reality set in. It was my turn to fulfill our promise.
Tom, who was my ... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 30,467 |
[WP] Tell me about the whore of the apocalypse. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 3 | 30,468 |
[WP] Tell me about the whore of the apocalypse. | She's something else
That whore of the apocalypse.
Intangible like the wind
But just as real.
She walks the gallows
And plants a kiss
On every doomed man's lips
Before that fatal drumroll.
You can see her in the tavern
Serving shots
And smiles
To men with not much time
More doomed men.
The young men call ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 30,469 |
[WP] "I'm afraid I don't have anything left to offer you." | It's like a thunderstorm. Artillery shells came down on our position every few seconds and blood rained over us. War isn't hell, its something worse, because some deity isn't in charge of it, just a fellow Human being taking orders from another Human being who happens to have enough contempt for others to think war is ... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 30,470 |
[WP] In high school, P.E. Class doesn't stand for physical education, it stands for pain endurance. You are an average high schooler. | It was everyone's least favorite class. Well, almost everyone. I had to drag my feet from english, shuffling slowing as I anticipated the coming lesson. As I trudged along, the P.E. geniuses passed me. They hooped and hollered with anticipation for their sacred hour. Jason was the best of them.
It was a warmer day an... | 19 | 0 | 24 | 30,471 |
[WP] In high school, P.E. Class doesn't stand for physical education, it stands for pain endurance. You are an average high schooler. | Dr. Marshall Mitchell is an unremarkable man, alliteration aside. He is the Pain Endurance teacher at Westbrook High School, home of the Bombers. He is average looking, clocking in at 6'1", 196.5 pounds, brown hair, green eyes. He's not extremely muscular, fat, or thin. He just... is. But when he steps in the ring, he ... | 11 | 0 | 24 | 30,472 |
[WP] In high school, P.E. Class doesn't stand for physical education, it stands for pain endurance. You are an average high schooler. | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 24 | 30,473 |
[WP] In high school, P.E. Class doesn't stand for physical education, it stands for pain endurance. You are an average high schooler. | I never get to class on time. I can't help it. My glasses are cracked and my grandmother won't be able to replace them until she gets her next Social Security check, and besides, Billy and his friends like me. They like me a lot, which is why they take me to the bathroom behind the nurses's office, the one that no one ... | 3 | 0 | 24 | 30,474 |
[WP] Of course it’s poisoned, why do you think I didn’t offer you any? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 30,475 |
[WP] Of course it’s poisoned, why do you think I didn’t offer you any? | "Of course it was poisoned, Luc! Why do you think I didn't offer you any?" outbursted The Chef.
"But senor, the cake looked delicious, I was really hungry too senor!" pleaded his meek Spanish assistant.
"I know it looked delicious Luc, how else do you expect me to kill off the world's most stuck up food critic!?" rep... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 30,476 |
[WP] A super spy discovers that the person he was sent to take down is himself. | Orpheus received his mission in a sealed folder. As always, the bland brown color made it seem unimportant, but he supposed that was the intention. This would be his 63rd mission for the CIA, far more than any other current operative. He pulled the folder under his arm and walked to the bus stop. Lately he'd been feeli... | 4 | 0 | 14 | 30,477 |
[WP] A super spy discovers that the person he was sent to take down is himself. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 30,478 |
[WP] A super spy discovers that the person he was sent to take down is himself. | I love BioShock infinite. | -1 | 0 | 14 | 30,479 |
[WP] A super spy discovers that the person he was sent to take down is himself. | "Hi. Yeah. Yes, this is me. I need to speak to the source on this case, I need a clarification on... location." He barked, his confident tone slipping only a little.
There was silence in the room as he listened to the other end of the line, a silence disturbed only by his fussing and fidgeting over his mission dossier... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 30,480 |
[WP] A super spy discovers that the person he was sent to take down is himself. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 30,481 |
[WP] Give the perspective a twist in a favorite story of yours to change the genre. | To whomever reads this, this diary belonged to no one.
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All I wanted is to be remembered, even for a little. Im the throwaway of society. Not the popular commoner, nor the powerful king, I just went by one name, Prince Hans. In the younger years, my father told me that I was destined for great things. What a load of... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 30,482 |
[WP] Give the perspective a twist in a favorite story of yours to change the genre. | The Waystone Inn lay in silence, and it was a silence of three parts. But enough about that.
Three men sat clustered by a small table, one with fiery red hair obsessively working an invisible blemish off a bottle with a comparably filthy rag - he'd started off using that rag to wipe down their table. The second man wa... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 30,483 |
[WP] Life on earth is just one big TV show. Describe the 'series finale" | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 30,484 |
[WP] Life on earth is just one big TV show. Describe the 'series finale" | The longest running holo-program, the producers said that tonight would be the final episode.
20 years ago (or 5 billion if counted the way they do) a producer at Star International had the best idea ever. Create a planet, populated it with specially modified species, and see what happens.
It was shortly after that ... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 30,485 |
[WP] The age of a female corresponds with the length of her hair. Each year, it grows a certain amount, but if the hair is cut, she returns to the age which corresponds with that length of hair. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 9 | 30,486 |
[WP] The age of a female corresponds with the length of her hair. Each year, it grows a certain amount, but if the hair is cut, she returns to the age which corresponds with that length of hair. | "Hey ladies! I've never seen quadruplets so pretty!"
Frank put on a weak smile as he stammered out the familiar spheel once again. This was the fourth time he had tried with a group in the club, and his confidence was failing fast.
The sour faces and pursed lips that appeared on the women's faces told him all he need... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 30,487 |
[WP] The age of a female corresponds with the length of her hair. Each year, it grows a certain amount, but if the hair is cut, she returns to the age which corresponds with that length of hair. | Jessica ran as fast as her stubby little legs could carry her, she could hear the laughter and yells of the boys coming in quickly behind her.
She turned a corner and ran face first into a pair of legs, looking up, relief has never looked better, her older sister and mom, here to save the day.
Jessica's sister brushe... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 30,488 |
[WP] The Story-Taker | The man in front of me wore tattered rags. His hair was unkempt and wild. It was impossible to distinguish where his beard ended and hair began. And yet, his eyes pierced through his disheveled appearance. This man was a collector of stories. Throughout the years he has taken many names and many appearances. To s... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 30,489 |
[WP] The strangest super weapon is used against the United States, one that reverses time. | "How far back, exactly, do you suggest we go?"
"I suppose that really depends on how serious we are."
"I think any degree of weaponized science used against a supernation is pretty fucking serious, Danny."
"Yeah well I invented the fucking spacebeam-gun so I decide what we do. You're lucky I even invited you, man."
... | 10 | 0 | 8 | 30,490 |
[WP] The strangest super weapon is used against the United States, one that reverses time. | The US had always been known for it's love of renaissance fairs, but nobody had expected the entire nation to become one overnight. | 2 | 0 | 8 | 30,491 |
[WP] The strangest super weapon is used against the United States, one that reverses time. | Kim Jong Un and the entirety of the DPRK's ministry of defense stood huddled around a grainy television screen located deep in the musty confines of a long forgotten Chinese bunker. The monitor itself displayed live feed from a hidden camera, stashed high above a U.S military base in Afghanistan . Currently the camera ... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 30,492 |
[WP]: It's the year 1821. A time traveller from the 21st century has been stuck in time and settled to the ordinary life of the era. After her daughter falls ill, she has to decide whether to take her to a doctor. | Joseph walked over to her bed, hands covering his mouth. He immediately remembered the symptoms from his Intro to Medicine class. High fever, lumps all over, face covered in a sheen of sweat. This was nothing more than a simple case of the mumps. Of course, it was a simple case in Joseph's time, but a deadly disease in... | 10 | 0 | 26 | 30,493 |
[WP]: It's the year 1821. A time traveller from the 21st century has been stuck in time and settled to the ordinary life of the era. After her daughter falls ill, she has to decide whether to take her to a doctor. | We were only trying to view the past, none of us had any idea it might actually be possible to transport a person to the past.
Ever since our experiments in the 2025 sent me back to 1801 I have attempted to make the best of the situation. I realized fairly quickly that there would be no method to get back, the techno... | 6 | 0 | 26 | 30,494 |
[WP] A timid college freshman bookworm is home alone during a day in the summer. Fresh out of the shower, they realize they forgot to let the dog back into the house over an hour ago! Without thinking, they rush out the backdoor in just a towel. Will only take a moment. What could possibly go wrong? | Well, this is a bit of a pickle.
A short time ago I had let that mangy mutt of my g/f out to "do his business". Hell I don't own a dog, I am just watching this one for her. I wasn't thinking about the fact I would have to let him back in.
What a guy goes through for a woman.
I had just gotten started on washing my h... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 30,495 |
[WP] It is your first day as an animal in a petting zoo, and one of the veteran animals is explaining the ins and outs of the job. | "rule one: you're never leaving" said Billson, the oldest an wisest of goats, explaining to me the rules of underland green.
"but but-" I stuttered trying to argue rule one, me a young rooster, arguing with a wise goat.
"no buts young one, now listen. Rule two: Grayne is the ruler of this domain". Billson said, with ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 30,496 |
[WP] It is your first day as an animal in a petting zoo, and one of the veteran animals is explaining the ins and outs of the job. | You would be?
I’m a horse. Isn’t it obvious?
No. No. You could be mistaken for a very big dog. You have that quality about you.
That I look like a dog?
Yes. Now then, let’s get to the big show. Have you ever been a part of a petting zoo?
Wait – what are you, then?
Are you blind? I’m a big dog!
Oh.
OK. So, here’... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 30,497 |
[WP] It is your first day as an animal in a petting zoo, and one of the veteran animals is explaining the ins and outs of the job. | It was my first day in the pen. I had hoped things would be looking up from here; guaranteed meals three times a day, people paying to have the pleasure of feeding me snacks, little children fawning over me all the time...
I was wrong. It wasn't my first day in heaven...it was my first day in hell.
"What's your name ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 30,498 |
[EU] A Pilot in Titanfall, at any time during the match. | ..what's titanfall? | 3 | 0 | 5 | 30,499 |
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