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[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	My first kiss was when I was in the fifth grade. I remember calling her parents house from the phone in my parent's kitchen, and the terrifying awkward vulnerability of the predicament almost made me faint. Her mother answered. I was mortified. I barely managed to stammer out who I was, and why I was calling. Yea...	1	124	31,200
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	We fled from the Christmas eve mass, taking shelter on the roof deck of a condominium. That was it. There was no plan. Being alone with her sent ripples of electricity all over my body. Words would be exchanged and glances intensified at the collection of hope and happiness we found in each other. Then, as if to nudg...	1	124	31,201
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	A darkened room, The Ramones buzzing through a set of shitty speakers in the background -- there are five of us. Cans of beers lay strewn across the carpet, as though to hail the absence of Anton's mother. A typical weekend for the boys from Bergen -- and me, a sore thumb, the wayward and outcast son of the Father, the...	1	124	31,202
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	We go on a walk, like we always did. I would drive to her house and there was a nice little park nearby where we see people walk there dogs, go on night runs, etc. We talked about random things, how her day was, what grades she got in school, things that didn't really matter. I just remember being so blissfully happy, ...	1	124	31,203
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	[deleted]	1	124	31,204
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	[deleted]	1	124	31,205
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	[deleted]	1	124	31,206
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	[deleted]	1	124	31,207
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	I was way too old to be having my first kiss. 19. That isn't cool. She had no idea it was my first kiss, I made up some bullshit stories about exs (exes?) in High School to avoid the topic. There is one thing that really stands out to me about that night, looking back on it almost ten years later. The thing is, I'...	1	124	31,208
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	tfw no gf	1	124	31,209
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	We were born three days apart and I lived one floor above her. The first two years I don't remember well but eventually we learned to walk less like drunks and would sneak off as often as we desired. Living in the country we had access to beautiful views. Living in a christian commune where everyone loved us and few p...	1	124	31,210
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	[deleted]	1	124	31,211
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	There was music playing which had just ended. I can't remember the song nor do I care to. The magical tune I hear that can never be played on anything except an imagination is perfect the way it is. We were young, thirteen maybe fourteen, and in the tail end of eighth grade and a typical eighth grade dance. When the s...	1	124	31,212
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	I walked into the bathroom at Adams Bar Mitzvah reception, and three kids I had never met straightened up and looked over like Meerkats. They were passing around a bottle of wine and handed it to me, wordless and grinning. As I left the bathroom, I was looking for that girl I had been dancing with for a while, blonde...	2	124	31,213
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	In grade 10, I had my first crush on a guy. All these teen fictions talk about admiring the guy from a far, but I never really cared for the attractive boys. But this boy... The quintessential bad boy look. He was older than the other kids, and lived on his own in an apartment he rented from his uncle. Just a bit ...	1	124	31,214
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	[deleted]	1	124	31,215
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	He was in high school, 16 years old. Smart, and pretty shy boy with a romantic heart that he saved for her for almost a year now. For his beautiful elfish girl with golden hair. He saw her every day in school, sitting just three chairs away. She was at brink of losing that childish innocence. A true beauty, but not coo...	1	124	31,216
[WP] Nonfiction - Tell Us About Your First kiss.	He stumbled towards me, reeking of whiskey and cheap perfume. "D-Dad...?"	1	124	31,217
[WP] Mermaids exist, but they are just the larval stage of something we never saw coming until it was too late...	I think the discovery of mermaids could be more interesting by itself. Say they get pissed when we over fish by the home or have an oil spill at little too close. Then environmental concerns become concerns over genocide which get decidedly more news cover and concern from the people.	5	26	31,218
[WP] Mermaids exist, but they are just the larval stage of something we never saw coming until it was too late...	[deleted]	1	26	31,219
[WP] Mermaids exist, but they are just the larval stage of something we never saw coming until it was too late...	[deleted]	1	26	31,220
[WP] Mermaids exist, but they are just the larval stage of something we never saw coming until it was too late...	Mermaids used to be a joke, something we found in kid's shows, and coloring books. Remember? People looked forward to seeing mermaids, wanted to find them. Of course, nobody thought they were real then. Well, long story short, we found out they were, in fact, real. As could be expected, there were mixed reactions to t...	3	26	31,221
[WP] You've just had your 30th birthday. You celebrate with friends, colleagues, and your perfect spouse. You wake up the next morning, and discover that every significant aspect of your life has been a lie.	As I drift off to sleep, I drunkenly remember the night. I just finished a day doing road construction with the crew. They knew it was my birthday, so they razzed me all day. at the end of the shift, they took me out to "the steelworker". We slugged a few round. My wife showed up at one point, she brought a damned cak...	1	6	31,222
[WP] A taxi driver draws up alongside you and tells you to get in the car	"Everyone needs some excitement in life! #UpForWhatever," I read my tweet to myself out loud before hitting the send button. Sure, none of my 37 followers are likely to react to my plea to corporate sponsors, but it's not like they reacted to any of my other tweets either. Yawning, I locked the door of my apartment an...	9	17	31,223
[WP] A taxi driver draws up alongside you and tells you to get in the car	The taxi came to a screeching halt and nearly got rear-ended by a Volvo. The window rolled down and voice yelled. "GET IN" "What?" "YOU, in the t-shirt and blue jeans. GET IN THE FUCKING CAR RIGHT NOW!" Toki was the son of immigrants. He had been docile and compliant his whole life. Always told what to do even ...	9	17	31,224
[WP] A taxi driver draws up alongside you and tells you to get in the car	Friday. 4.59pm. My toe taps the floor impatiently as I watch the hands of the clock painstakingly inch around its face. 5pm. I snatch my coat off the back of my chair, briefcase in hand, and bolt out of my office's door. By office, I mean one of the hundred flimsy cubicles all arranged in a rectangle. My neighbours are...	7	17	31,225
[WP] A brilliant astrophysicist just discovered the equation for the conversion of Titan's methane into drinkable water. However, he is known around the world not for that, but for something much more... scandalous...	"...That's it." Jonathan Large combed his hand through his hair, admiring his handiwork. Seven years of mathematics, modeling, and trial-and-error, and he'd done it. Methane to water in the energy it takes to turn on a tap. Extra-terrestrial colonization was one step closer to being a reality--hell, he might even live...	3	4	31,226
[WP] A brilliant astrophysicist just discovered the equation for the conversion of Titan's methane into drinkable water. However, he is known around the world not for that, but for something much more... scandalous...	You would need more than an equation...	2	4	31,227
[WP] A mountaineer climbs to a very high peak above the clouds, and finds something peculiar at the top.	"Oh, hello." I mean, what else do you say when you unexpectedly run into a naked man sitting on a flat rock on a mountain at 26,000 feet. I'll say this: Something like this happens, you forget all about the last 4 hours of arduous, strength-sapping climb. The man looked at me with a start, then smiled. "Well, this is ...	3	3	31,228
[CW] Describe your commute to work this morning in the style of Cormac McCarthy.	The boy looked up at me, red-eyed with tears running down his face. I ignored it. I have to ignore it. When will it end he asked. I held his hand and felt the softness of skin that disappears all too quickly. Such a precious package dumped into our blood-soaked world. The ivory mist of the fog blocked my view. I...	28	29	31,229
[CW] Describe your commute to work this morning in the style of Cormac McCarthy.	[deleted]	1	29	31,230
[CW] Describe your commute to work this morning in the style of Cormac McCarthy.	[deleted]	2	29	31,231
[CW] Describe your commute to work this morning in the style of Cormac McCarthy.	Cigarette already burning the man staggers out of the building, the remnants of the first night of sobriety on the heels of a fortnight of cheap whiskey and cheaper days. The sleep was not good and he still had dreams. The sun is high and harsh after six months of winters cold gray blanket. He searches for his sunglass...	2	29	31,232
[CW] Describe your commute to work this morning in the style of Cormac McCarthy.	I waited on the side of the road as the wind whipped at my hair and the dust stung my eyes. The bitter cold making me shiver as I zipped up my coat, hoping it would be enough to protect me from the chill in the air. The morning was unremarkably gray. How long have you been waiting I asked the woman next to me. Who ...	2	29	31,233
[CW] Describe your commute to work this morning in the style of Cormac McCarthy.	The sun rose and the cold light illuminated the room and it glowed blue like an abyssal sea. The boy awoke. He gangled half naked to his towel and without opening his eyes entered the bathroom and showered. The water fell out of the head without conviction. A trickle as he might find on a canyon wall hours after a rain...	1	29	31,234
[WP] Someone suspects their friend and colleague of being replaced by a doppelganger	Dan watched the thing that called itself Emma for a long while. That thing may be able to fool Emma's friends and parents, but Dan knew her too well. She was smart, energetic, and spontaneous. Over a week ago, she changed. Not a little bit at a time, but just completely changed overnight. There was only one explanati...	11	23	31,235
[CS]Campfire Tales	[deleted]	1	5	31,236
[CS]Campfire Tales	[deleted]	1	5	31,237
[WP] You are the pilot. A fire can't be put out with the fire extinguishers, so you increase altitude to reduce oxygen and turn to the next airport. When the fire is out, all your passengers are dead. What next?	I was about to start writing, but because I'm on mobile, that paperclip is directly in the middle of my screen. I swear, that mods of every subreddit go temporarily retarded every April Fools.	2	0	31,238
[WP] You are the pilot. A fire can't be put out with the fire extinguishers, so you increase altitude to reduce oxygen and turn to the next airport. When the fire is out, all your passengers are dead. What next?	I started to write something then couldn't finish it. Seems too dark for me right now. Think I will drink something then try again.	2	0	31,239
[IP] A World That Never Came To Be	The creaking bridge swayed back and forth as I walked out on it. Humvee's laid on their sides, scattered on the bridge as a sort of a barricade, seperating something from someone. Dried up blood stained the black, newly laid asphalt. I turned towards the right and looked out towards the desolated city, the once proud, ...	8	26	31,240
[IP] A World That Never Came To Be	No warning. The Interplanetary Council had big plans for Perdition. From the moment the world was deemed habitable, scientists flocked to the surface, eager to study the earliest effects of terra-formation. This, they touted, was the flagship project, a satisfying end to a generation-long journey across the stars....	7	26	31,241
[IP] A World That Never Came To Be	Dreams The dreams I have take place in a moment that exists only in those dreams. Only in the secret places of my heart does this dream exist. In this moment just before the next one, she is happy. That final moment where I look at her and she looks at me, I can see a smile cross the crease of her face. In my hear...	3	26	31,242
[IP] A World That Never Came To Be	"WELCOME TO FOROH!" squealed the mechanical greeter. Foroh was the name given to the planet by its publicists, a bastardization of its official classification as the first occupied planet of the fourth system occupied by man, Four-Zero or four-o. Foroh was expected to be a huge commercial success due to its beautiful ...	3	26	31,243
[IP] A World That Never Came To Be	I am standing. I am standing by watching as my home decays in to a million pieces of nothing. The distant crimson typhoon devours a thousand-thousand years of history per metre. I watch from Nuclear Launch Silo 20E4 as the derelict monoliths and doomed skyscrapers feel the heat waves from what was once Titania. The r...	2	26	31,244
[IP] A World That Never Came To Be	"The Architect of the Future," reads the headline. The cover of TIME is dominated a man standing triumphantly on the deck of the H.F.S. Tranquility, his profile sharply cut against a night sky lit by the purple glow of the Steinsgate Relay. It's been 10 years since the completion that thing, that enigma of steel and op...	2	26	31,245
[WP] Write Me a Memoir	It's a date I don't recall, lost I suppose without the most exhaustive of research poured on local newspaper archives. I had been older than 8 younger than 10 and that places it between 13 and 15 years ago. How time gets away from us and the most dramatic of times recede. The airplane had been a hard journey, we...	3	22	31,246
[WP] Write Me a Memoir	I'm going to cheat and give you a story I wrote 3 years ago. This was the first thing I wrote for a creative writing class, and the first piece of writing I was ever proud of. It's unedited since then.(Though it is edited to fix paragraph breaks and emphases that didn't translate from google to reddit) Fun project thou...	3	22	31,247
[WP] Write Me a Memoir	Driving on the freeway, I distinctly remember the lightning in the night sky. Half-awake, with racing thoughts and dry mouth, I contemplated my actions and decisions. I called several people on the phone, and dammit no one would answer the phone. The whole world was sleeping and my own family was no exception. *I ha...	1	22	31,248
any story you want, any time and any place, but the last worlds have to be "I know."	[deleted]	1	1	31,249
[WP] Every year, our bodies participate in April Fool's Day.	The door to my examination room finally opened; my doctor, a short black man with thinning hair, stepped in. "Good morning, Aaron," he said, shaking my hand. "I'm so sorry for the wait this morning, but you wouldn't believe the morning we've had." I thought about pointing out that in five years, this was one of the ...	2	0	31,250
[WP] [EU?] The year is 2077. For the 100th anniversary of Star Wars someone has released a gritty reboot of the series (ie BSG 2004). How does it open?	A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... It is a period of civil war. Republic forces under the sway of an increasingly tyrannical Jedi Council are violently crushing the rebellious planets one by one. In an effort to end further bloodshed, the Council has begun construction on the ultimate weapon of compliance...	1	9	31,251
[WP] [EU?] The year is 2077. For the 100th anniversary of Star Wars someone has released a gritty reboot of the series (ie BSG 2004). How does it open?	Scene: C3P0 is on a ledge on the outside of Cloud City. We see him shuffling sideways in the narrow space available for him to walk. He approaches a window. C3P0: "When I get back inside I'll see to it R2-D2 is going to be deactivated. His pranks have gone too far ths time! *He leans down to check the window, wh...	6	9	31,252
[WP] A timid geek decides their own pool at noon is a great place to try skinny dipping. What could possibly go wrong?	[deleted]	1	1	31,253
[WP] "In destroying the world, I had become it's savior"	The hero was defeated. Chaos was buried under the crushing weight of order. My empire reigned supreme, and anyone who dared question me was put to death like the dog they were. The huddled masses were put to work building war machines, and the lazy rich who had stood with me before were turned out to work or starve. I...	1	1	31,254
The first successful rover is landed on the planet Venus. The managers of the program discover a nearby cave. It isn't a normal cave...	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	31,255
[CC] My response to a prompt about headdit leading to murder.	>Jacob Buscemi had enough. Enough what? He had enough money? Enough for what? Do you mean that he had had enough? He had had enough to drink, he had had enough of this bullshit, he had had enough of grammar nazis? "He had had" sounds clumsy, but it's correct. Sorry. Your opening sentence includes character, confl...	2	3	31,256
[WP] The woman you love; you are unable to save her-- from herself.	i had something for it, but i lost the feel for it it. Upvote for getting me to even start something.	5	0	31,257
[WP] The woman you love; you are unable to save her-- from herself.	copy and paste Twilight series	2	0	31,258
[WP] The woman you love; you are unable to save her-- from herself.	I had a very cryptic phone call, I heard nothing but a few words about jumping and roof. She lived in the same apartment as me, 9th floor, 5th room. I ran to the elevator and began tentatively pushing the button saying '9' then close door. It felt like an eternity passed by every second, I couldn't do anything in that...	3	0	31,259
[WP]- Time travel is invented, but...	"So how does it work?" The question he was waiting for. It's natural for people to doubt something beyond the realms of what physics would deem possible. "It's pretty simple, actually. You create a gravitational singularity, forcing it to meanwhile move at a speed close to that of light. Combining the two factors all...	1	2	31,260
[WP] A love story that ends with "I know"	Brave ^^^-spudmcnally i looked at mark, i had known this kid since he was a pup, we grew up together him and i, and we were the best of friends, i remember when we were little, running through the yard, roughhousing in the living room where we weren't supposed to be, the good old days, but that was a long tim...	3	2	31,261
[WP] A love story that ends with "I know"	All those years of smuggling, all the fights and wars. Han always thought he would have died young, a blaster in his hand and a smirk on his face. It's funny the way that life works sometimes. He'd been given three children, all of them with the talents of their mother and the recklessness of their father. He had a nep...	2	2	31,262
[WP] A love story that ends with "I know"	[deleted]	2	2	31,263
Are you one person?	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	31,264
[WP] A gifted psychiatrist with a dark past is stuck in an elevator with a serial killer. Only one walks out alive once the elevator starts working again.	"So...how long do you think we're going to be stuck here?", Marcus asked his psychiatrist. Tom looked at him and sighed. "I don't know Marcus, but I'm not a fan of tight spaces, so do you mind if we start your session now?" "Of course not doc, whatever you need. So, I really wanted to talk to you about something we le...	36	41	31,265
[WP] A gifted psychiatrist with a dark past is stuck in an elevator with a serial killer. Only one walks out alive once the elevator starts working again.	Daniel looks to his left and surveys the man next to him. He's checking his watch, trying to ring service, then giving up and putting his briefcase down. Daniel knows he could kill this man with little effort as he fingers the knife in his pocket. He wondered if he would due like his previous victims... Screaming? Ple...	8	41	31,266
[WP] A gifted psychiatrist with a dark past is stuck in an elevator with a serial killer. Only one walks out alive once the elevator starts working again.	Mark, in his thirties, good looking, self assured, wearing an expensive new suit checked his watch for the tenth time. They were stuck in that elevator for half an hour already and Edward was getting antsy. Edward, a miserable looking guy in his sixties, wearing a cheap gray shirt and jeans was eyeing Mark with a hun...	1	41	31,267
[WP] A gifted psychiatrist with a dark past is stuck in an elevator with a serial killer. Only one walks out alive once the elevator starts working again.	Dr. Hoffman was late for an appointment. Her stubby legs took turns catapulting her mass to the next square of waxed linoleum, the decomposing cheesesteak in her gut burbling the number for this ungainly hopscotch with each reproachful step. A single pair of open elevator doors taunted her from impossibly far away, bu...	8	41	31,268
[WP] A gifted psychiatrist with a dark past is stuck in an elevator with a serial killer. Only one walks out alive once the elevator starts working again.	The elevator stopped, then dropped no more than two feet. Both men fell to the floor. The briefcase belonging to the man in the blue suit popped open. A cloud of folders and papers filled the elevator and floated downwards. “Jesus Christ,” said Blue Suit, “what the hell was that?” The other man, a twenty-something cl...	4	41	31,269
[WP] A gifted psychiatrist with a dark past is stuck in an elevator with a serial killer. Only one walks out alive once the elevator starts working again.	"did you know 5-7% of the population suffers from extreme claustrophobia." Erik half said to the man standing next to him. "No i didn't know that." John replied. Both men were staring straight ahead. "Although I guess it is relevent in circumstances like these...have you ever been stuck in a elevator before?" "Yes,...	1	41	31,270
[WP] The missing flight was found. Where was it and what was it doing?	[deleted]	1	0	31,271
Lightprints: The ability to trace light back to it's origin and the paths it took to get there - The latest discipline in government surveillance.	Hey azz808, don't forget to tag your prompts, check out the sidebar for more details! Don't worry about deleting the thread, just keep it in mind for next time. Thanks :)	1	2	31,272
Lightprints: The ability to trace light back to it's origin and the paths it took to get there - The latest discipline in government surveillance.	"Your lightprint is discontiguous as of Tuesday 3 PM. That usually only happens with time jumpers." "How did you know?" "We can backtrace your light state in the universe, getting a read on where you were, when you were, what you were reading, and a plethora of other details. I take it you're at least fifty years awa...	3	2	31,273
[WP] [EU] Cartoon/ Anime Characters Are Actors, Write About Their Lives/ Interactions Off Set.	"Does your wife get on your case about all your harem leads?" "Actually no. It's really weird, but she only flips out when there's a OTP from the outset. Think it's more romantic, and she feels threatened by that sometimes." "So surrounded by chicks is one thing, but being next to one freaks her out. Conservation of ...	1	3	31,274
[WP] Write a story that would convince a divorced couple to reunite.	Wow, anyone who can pull this off, that would be amazing.	2	37	31,275
[WP] Write a story that would convince a divorced couple to reunite.	[deleted]	1	37	31,276
[WP] Write a story that would convince a divorced couple to reunite.	[deleted]	1	37	31,277
[WP] Write a story that would convince a divorced couple to reunite.	[deleted]	1	37	31,278
[WP] Write a story that would convince a divorced couple to reunite.	[deleted]	2	37	31,279
[WP] Write a story that would convince a divorced couple to reunite.	This isn't quite right for the prompt, but it's what I came up with, and I think under a certain set of circumstances it might serve to do the job. She smiled, every day, as she made me my coffee, and in return I stopped at her café every morning without fail. She was younger than me, obviously. Everyone single but ...	2	37	31,280
[WP] - "Many died to bring you this information"	"...that's it?" Barry stared at the messenger incredulously. "That's it." He stared at the envelope, hands shaking as they reached out to take them from the old woman. She peered at him, her finger pointing at him accusingly. "Now you listen, buddy boy - they knew what they were doing." "Yeah... I know, but shit, ...	2	13	31,281
[WP] Emotions are now considered a form of currency	The market wasn't buzzing yet, but it would be in just over an hour. I always make my way to the sunday farmer's market early to get the freshest exotic fruit. Artificial farming has been on the rise recently, allowing talented farmers to create their own hybrids, together with the perfect conditions to grow them. Many...	8	11	31,282
[WP] Emotions are now considered a form of currency	There was a time when emotions were your business, and you could feel whatever you wanted...you just needed to have money. Now, we don't have money, but what you feel is both the intangible and tangible measures of your existence. Now, we have the technology to bottle it up and exchange it. Just as Bitcoin occupied a s...	4	11	31,283
[WP] Emotions are now considered a form of currency	Pain. It was all about pain - the pure and unadulterated feeling of misery and despair. Sure, you could buy yourself happiness cheap - everyone was searching for that, and everyone could provide some - it was an almost worthless commodity. But only few people wanted to sell pain, and that's why it was so damn expensive...	2	11	31,284
[IP] Mankind's greatest folly is thinking we control nature	Nature is patient. She, unlike us has time on her side. Eventually she would strike. It was cruel and merciless, red in tooth and claw she was. We thought to take her as ours, chain her as a slave to our will alone, disregarding her. The scientist said it wasn't possible, their machines had backups and power generators...	2	4	31,285
[WP] What's made to look like an April Fool's joke is actually a well-planned assassination.	[deleted]	5	239	31,286
[WP] What's made to look like an April Fool's joke is actually a well-planned assassination.	They began shuffling in around 1:45 PM, their matching trench coats dripping wet from the early April rain. The workers at the subway station groaned and looked at each other knowingly. Flash mob, they mouthed, preparing themselves for yet another exhibition of Generation Y's incessant need for attention. All the signs...	117	239	31,287
[WP] What's made to look like an April Fool's joke is actually a well-planned assassination.	Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap "Natasha, shut the fuck up." Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap "NATASHA." Her foot was shaking involuntarily at this point. Her mind was racing. "Are you sure about this, Malia?" "Of course I am. Now shut the fuck up and get your switchblade tucked." Natasha grabbed her blade and slid it sl...	58	239	31,288
[WP] What's made to look like an April Fool's joke is actually a well-planned assassination.	Antonio Falconi, besides being the most powerful mobster in New York, was a family man. He raised his kids with kindness and compassion, while not being too easy on them. He kept them under control. They made good grades, and loved their dad. One of the ways he delighted his children was through practical jokes. Ther...	18	239	31,289
[WP] What's made to look like an April Fool's joke is actually a well-planned assassination.	28" vent-rib bead-sighted targeting, pump action, single barrel, with a silky smooth handle and the kick of a 12 point elk. The grip of the pump was scaled like snakeskin, with the butt still looking as polished as the day he got it. With five worn down fingerholds on the pump, and a family name near the trigger, this ...	1	239	31,290
[WP] OP didn't respond to this one in a PM thread, so...	OT: I immediately remembered the job interview scene in the movie "Ted" and busted a gut. [NSFW] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZi9Topoyg Sorry, I'll write for your prompt now. Haha.	1	5	31,291
[WP] OP didn't respond to this one in a PM thread, so...	Charles rolled in, nervous as ever. He knew that it all hinged on this one job, if he didn't succeed, all would be lost. "So, Mr..." "Uh, please, call me Charles. I do ever prefer some amount of informality. I believe it encourages openness and approach-ability. This is crucial for a dean at a uh, boarding school......	2	5	31,292
[WP] You are given the power to see what people really desire. How do you use that power?	This isn't going to be one of those stories where I can claim my gift is really a curse, because it isn't. I see what people want in the deepest part of their souls and I use that to make my life better, simple as that. Now other, more ambitious types in my situation might go into politics, use all that to kiss hands...	7	6	31,293
[WP] You are given the power to see what people really desire. How do you use that power?	I've always just seemed to know. Its never been a mystery what people want, and they were so easy to please. I thought I was a sociopath in high school, just highly functioning. I think the truth just was to absurd. I knew everything. I thought I could be a man of the people, with an aim to only help, to give them ex...	2	6	31,294
[WP] You are given the power to see what people really desire. How do you use that power?	[2](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/21ydts/wp_clippy_the_paperclip_helps_someone_write_a/cghqgmf) Daniel was just a geek in the town of mayton. Nothin special. One day though there was a meteor shower, and this was something he would not miss. His friends... well people he knew, he wouldnt really call ...	1	6	31,295
[WP] You are given the power to see what people really desire. How do you use that power?	Here I stand on top of the world. My world. A world that i share, but still keep as my own. All these years, all these years of working. I never lie, I never cheat. I did this all on my own. But yet here I am, holding 5 aces. It started when i was 15. I was walking home from Wallmart. Out the corner of my eye, I saw a...	1	6	31,296
[WP] You are given the power to see what people really desire. How do you use that power?	Jake and I have been best buds since, like, the third grade. Dude's the funniest guy you'll ever meet. In middle school we used to chill every Saturday in the park between our houses. He'd go as high as he could on the swings and then jump off to see how close he could get to the pavement. I swear there's still bloodst...	1	6	31,297
[WP] Geeky sophomore home alone decides to do ALL the laundry. Literally all. With nobody home all day, what could ever go wrong?	"Today is the day", I said to myself excitedly, peering at the clock to look at the time. "Today is the day I finally get Mom to stop calling me lazy". The conditions were perfect, almost a bit too perfect. The clothing was a large mass laying on the floor of the laundry room almost begging to be tidied. I rolled up ...	1	1	31,298
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