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[WP] A veteran Holocaust Jewish survivor meets a man in the elevator. As they strike a conversation, he slowly realizes the man was his brutal Nazi prison warden.	It was a boiling hot day, abnormally hot for spring. Walking into the lobby of the hotel I was staying in was somewhat disappointing, the air conditioning was still broken. As a result, I took the lift. I'd have normally taken the stairs, but not in this weather, not at my age. I don't even remember what started the ...	2	54	31,600
[WP] A veteran Holocaust Jewish survivor meets a man in the elevator. As they strike a conversation, he slowly realizes the man was his brutal Nazi prison warden.	[deleted]	1	54	31,601
[WP] A veteran Holocaust Jewish survivor meets a man in the elevator. As they strike a conversation, he slowly realizes the man was his brutal Nazi prison warden.	[deleted]	1	54	31,602
[WP] A veteran Holocaust Jewish survivor meets a man in the elevator. As they strike a conversation, he slowly realizes the man was his brutal Nazi prison warden.	There are no true monsters in the world, so they say, only people. Though people can still do terrible things. Some scientist named Milgram calls it diffusion of responsibility. They’ve done studies now, all searching for an answer to the most basic of human questions: How? How was this allowed to happen? How did the ...	3	54	31,603
[WP] A veteran Holocaust Jewish survivor meets a man in the elevator. As they strike a conversation, he slowly realizes the man was his brutal Nazi prison warden.	"So, what's you're name?" "Evan Brandenburg. What about you young man?" "Aaron Oldenburg. Are you German by any chance?" "Once. Once upon time." "When did you leave?" "After the war. Slipped out into Italy, took a boat to Tunis, waited a few years there. Started walking east. Here I am, want to get to Antioch bu...	1	54	31,604
[WP] Describe the final moments of the championship game of a fictional sport	Roy could see the prestige waiting for him; the fortune, the fame, even the women that would come with his title. All that was left was this final moment. His opponent had given a less than perfect performance and it would be child’s play to outclass him. With his eyes filled with glamor Roy stepped towards the microph...	4	14	31,605
[WP] Describe the final moments of the championship game of a fictional sport	I jumped with my team, joy flooded through the red team. It was a stretch but we actually scored 3 for pitching the Valkyrie up the skicourt. If it wasn't for Mike, our star player, we wouldn't have won. You think getting a 5 kg ball from your opponent's base and slingshot it over their net is an easy sport? We pitch...	2	14	31,606
[WP] Describe the final moments of the championship game of a fictional sport	"Final minute," the Timekeeper announced to the referee, loud enough to for the front row spectators to hear. Max heard the call out in the periphery, sixty seconds and fates outcome would be known one way or another. He had taken an early lead in the qualifying rounds but most of those folks were just hobbyists. When...	1	14	31,607
[WP] Describe the final moments of the championship game of a fictional sport	Welcome back to Facebook Inc. Stadium! If you're just joining us, we're in the final showdown to see who will be the final team to kick. Both teams are lining up at the goalpost... and there's the signal! They're both tackling the goalpost to knock off the SlimFast SlimRing®... and Milwaukee knocks theirs off first! Th...	1	14	31,608
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	Continue this [story.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1ztl9i/ip_island_castle_and_destroyed_ship/cfx41ep)	2	17	31,609
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	Two inhabited islands are floating through the sky on a collision course!	3	17	31,610
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	An ancient tale in a medieval fantasy world, please !	1	17	31,611
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	"[...] and this is the beginning of a new age!"	2	17	31,612
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	The evil twin and the good twin meet for a final battle. Something is revealed that makes the good twin realize he is really evil and the evil twin is really good.	2	17	31,613
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	[Here's a music prompt, just to spice it up:] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30TwBDAJ-jY)	1	17	31,614
[PM] Prompt a doubter.	"We cast our gaze to the clouds and watched the city float by..."	1	17	31,615
A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	31,616
[WP] user@reddit:~$	Russian Roulette: [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / \|\| echo “Click.”	1	3	31,617
[FF] Show me what a character looks like without directly telling me. Make me love them, hate them, or don't develop them at all, but let actions and imagery do most of the work.	Comparable to the movement of the sun, everything done was intentional, linear, and very slow from a distant perspective. Watching the lethargic movements was made more painful by the arthritic shaking as two hands met. One firm and young, which met the differing other with calm patience. A nearby chair soon served as ...	5	20	31,618
[FF] Show me what a character looks like without directly telling me. Make me love them, hate them, or don't develop them at all, but let actions and imagery do most of the work.	If you looked hard you could see a sense of longing in her eyes. Cold and shimmering like moonlight on a lake, it mesmerized me. I went to hell and back with her, but now I can't say a word. I moved my hands behind her head, it was like parting a silk screen that absorbed my rough hands and light as well. Souvenirs fro...	1	20	31,619
[FF] Show me what a character looks like without directly telling me. Make me love them, hate them, or don't develop them at all, but let actions and imagery do most of the work.	This might be too far off from what you were looking for, but...this is what came to mind.... A soft breeze rustled the tall grass of the meadow just beyond the trees where she crouched. Dawn hadn’t fully broken, and the soft light glistened as it reflected and refracted off of the early morning dew. She pulled her cl...	1	20	31,620
[WP] Someone in need comes up to you for help and advice, but you have no idea how to respond.	I realize this is not an everyday occurrence but oh well. It was the first night of the days that people would soon start to count. This morning the world had gone mad. The streets were no longer safe and I wouldn’t be so sure about houses either. The apocalypse was nothing like you’d expect it to be; no zombies, no ...	1	1	31,621
[WP] A boy gives a homeless man a piece of fruit. Write the most outrageous, out-of-the-blue twist to this incident.	This happened a long time ago. I still try to forget it, but it always haunts me. I was 16 at the time, a school bully, my future bright. That morning I had just plucked a poor kid's lunch and bailed out of school. Walking down the street by our apartment, I noticed Stinky. I came up with the name years before then, an...	6	10	31,622
[WP] A boy gives a homeless man a piece of fruit. Write the most outrageous, out-of-the-blue twist to this incident.	He kept mumbling under his breath. Trevor had been doing this long enough to know the signs. Schizophrenia. Probably augmented by intoxicants. You just extend your arm, show him the fruit. Don't make eye contact. Let him reach forward for it, but keep your eyes on his thumb. If he darts his hand forward, goes for your...	3	10	31,623
[WP] A boy gives a homeless man a piece of fruit. Write the most outrageous, out-of-the-blue twist to this incident.	My first thought when I saw this, not exactly the prompt, but still: http://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/17bava/pyschic_ability/	1	10	31,624
[EU] After events of Forever Evil, the Superhuman Registration Act, drafted by ARGUS becomes law. The pro-registration heroes (Justice League of America) is sent to detain the anti-registration (Justice League).	Well considering the JLA is the B team, I assume it would go down like this. "OH fuck it's superman, Green lantern, Batman, and beserker lady! FUCK!"	2	4	31,625
[WP] Whatever pet peeves you have about writing, violate them all in a short story about a guy going to a mechanic to get his car fixed.	My only pet peeve is cars that never break down.	1	13	31,626
[WP] Whatever pet peeves you have about writing, violate them all in a short story about a guy going to a mechanic to get his car fixed.	A man in a blue hat with a bow on each side of the blue hat walked into a mechanics shop and placed his blue hat with a bow on each side of his hat on the hook in the mechanics shop that was designed to accept multiple types of clothing including hats which was good because the man no longer wished to wear his blue hat...	11	13	31,627
[WP] Whatever pet peeves you have about writing, violate them all in a short story about a guy going to a mechanic to get his car fixed.	She ate a red Thai curry whilst watching him meander slowly across the red hot tarmac of the highway that had been built by prisoners in 1932. Probably gonna get his car fixed up, she thought quickly and adjusted the hem of her Prada dress. That's when the road opened up and swallowed him before his car could ever driv...	1	13	31,628
[WP]A Lovecraftian Birthday Party	Passing twenty-six years of dreary consciousness in an ambulatory haze, wrought with frequent bouts of grappling with near insanity, assured in only negligible attempts by family and acquaintances that this forsaken existence does indeed bear some noble purpose, I had thought to be no extraordinary achievement. Enterin...	3	7	31,629
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	It was still dark when I stepped outside. From the hotel door I couldn't see where the sand ended and the ocean began. Seagulls cawed overhead, the only other living animal outside. I kicked my shoes off onto the wet boardwalk and stepped onto the sand. Just yesterday it had been burning the bottoms of our feet as ...	3	37	31,630
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	The square bustled with people, whose feet clapped against the rough sandstone streets. The sun beat down on their backs relentlessly, as it did every day, until the dusk swallowed the square, breathing its icy wrath, and they took shelter in their homes. Half of the perimeter of the small town was engulfed in a dry...	2	37	31,631
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	With all the arrogance a plant could possibly possess, the oak towered above the minuscule subjects who lived in it’s shadow. Bark scrawled with old blackened letters detailed the greatest and briefest love stories of all time. Thriving near the edge of a grade-school playground, the tree was haven for loves and for th...	17	37	31,632
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	Drip. Drip. The sound reverberated throughout the blackness, echoing erratically, traversing space blindly, reaching no one in particular. Sometimes, the dripping would stop, sometimes there would be some silence. But no silence is ever pure. Sometimes, the spiders carefully made their ways across their webs, entrappi...	1	37	31,633
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	The place was, amongst other things, a mess. To its credit, the laundry was all in one place -- the place they were left. So were the bodies, though they were in a different place altogether, with nary a sock between them. Nothing to keep them decent. Nothing to cover where the sun don't shine. And the sun didn't sh...	1	37	31,634
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	The town was bustling with life, and its racket could be heard from far, far away. The sun was unusually arrogant on this particular day, fiercely burning those who lingered around in its light for too long. People always had plenty of arrogance to match the sun, though, and never let this annoyance deter them from the...	1	37	31,635
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	Upon entering this place, I am hit with a heavy smell. The place is crowded, filled with people of all different backgrounds. Many are restless, namely the adults. The children are the ones in good spirits. While most people only come here when they absolutely need to, children love every second they are here. The...	1	37	31,636
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	I hate Sunday mornings. As a kid, Sunday morning was shiver frozen in time. It was a day to regret Saturday's over-indulgences and fear tomorrow's toils. Sunday began as all days do for a child. A sleepy walk down the hall. A moment of snuggling into the arm of the sofa, green naugahyde is so cold of the mornings. Th...	1	37	31,637
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	[deleted]	1	37	31,638
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	[deleted]	1	37	31,639
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	A single strip of pavement cut through the brush, its surface cracked and broken, speckled with branches. The trees twisted their way overhead, dropping leaves unnoticed onto the forgotten road while the birds chirped overhead. In the distance, the river rumbled, its course strong and powerful as it rushed onward, pas...	1	37	31,640
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	The path held no worldly significance to those who hadn't seen it. It was simply a dirt path, far away, beaten down by thousands of feet. The owners of those feet, however, knew all too well what the path meant. The surrounding landscape was, by proportion, shockingly insignificant. Some mountains here, a row of tree...	1	37	31,641
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	The cliffs rose to the sky. On most days their tops were lost in clouds. On these days looking at them was like looking at a giant grey wall, so sheer was their face. In front of the cliffs was a plain that stretched for miles beyond miles. It was as green as the cliffs were grey. Standing where the cliffs met the p...	1	37	31,642
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	Perfect silence. Imagine a silence so complete, the definition of alone ceases to exist. For there was never anything else. Though lights can be seen, they can't be reached. At this distance, whether they are stars or galaxies can't be known. Time? Time has ceased to be in this place. This place of utter darknes...	1	37	31,643
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	It’s the not-quite morning when we decide that the gray light drifting on the wind is good enough a reason to get up. Clouds that lay low in the mixed palette sky like a murky puddle, all the world gone black and white. Those dreary mornings that I know like an old friend, kept around more out of tradition than anythi...	1	37	31,644
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	Thunder bounces through the acoustically encouraging walls of the empty gymnasium. The sound holds the characteristic intensity yet softness of a great noise happening at a comfortably safe distance. Slowly it fades as though it feels unwelcome in the abandoned room. The silence feels right here. A holiday with all the...	1	37	31,645
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	It's so sunny, the air seems white. It's not hot, though. Warm enough to wear a tanktop and lie down in the grass. The small lawn is molded with shoeprints and finger pokes from the people who partied here until 5 am last night. The horns from the parade a street over echo off the stone buildings. There's a slight bree...	1	37	31,646
[CW] Describe a setting, only a setting.	The air stung with the dry stench of dust and echoes, columns stretching to the rafters above, supporting the sheet metal ceiling only barely. The cold, cracked ground glowed softly in the moonlight peering through the high windows. The stacks of crates reaching up and out as far as you could see. The dust dances in ...	1	37	31,647
[CC] A fight scene in a novel I'm starting; looking for feedback, harsh or mild	Just as a disclaimer, this is just an opinion... I feel your choice of verbs is a bit strange. Grammatically, "bolster" in the way you are using is transitive. You have to bolster "something". Are you implying instead that you're rallying? The last line of the first paragraph, "surging motion". What's surging? O...	3	17	31,648
[CC] A fight scene in a novel I'm starting; looking for feedback, harsh or mild	Alright, I've got about fifteen minutes to burn. Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride. First: The disclaimer. Anything I say is mere opinion and should be used against me. Go with what sounds good to you. Let's get cracking. "Bolstered quickly" in place of "said"... eh, did you mean blustered? It's kind of awkw...	1	17	31,649
[CC] A fight scene in a novel I'm starting; looking for feedback, harsh or mild	Your first sentence doesn't really start as much as trip over its own feet and then get tangled up in bad adverbs and terrible over writing once we hit the second.	1	17	31,650
[CC] A fight scene in a novel I'm starting; looking for feedback, harsh or mild	A bit of advice would be to utilize less long, flowing sentences. It reads too clean, too structured, too organized. At the moment it's like we the reader are reading the entire fight in slow motion. You're providing us every minute detail of where hands are, what the narrator is thinking, the length of the knife? wh...	2	17	31,651
[CC] A fight scene in a novel I'm starting; looking for feedback, harsh or mild	Positives It's a very dynamic scene. You go big on action and you don't back down from it. You should embrace this aspect of the scene through all of your rewrites, I say. I got a pretty good feeling sense of what Lucia is going through here. Her feelings are described well. Spelling is great. Criticism Well,...	2	17	31,652
[WP] The silence was cold and haunting. The years of pained expressions on their faces showed the mutual trust and empathy between two sisters.	The body lay between them on a bright blue tarp. They stood facing each other, one with a dripping hammer in her hand, the other holding a rope. The woman gently placed her hammer on a paper towel on the floor. Her sister slung the rope over her shoulder, and knelt down too. They rolled the tarp over the body. It was h...	3	8	31,653
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Looking backwards, I’m not sure how I ended up in this room. There was a memory of nothing. The last time, I had stepped outside, the sky was grey and there was a thunderstorm in the forecast. I don’t remember what day it was. My head was in pain. My arm was sore and I could feel my legs being pressed. As I looked arou...	27	43	31,654
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	The night seemed colder than usual. Frosty gusts of wind raged outside, while I creeped closer to the fireplace. The warmth crept up from my toes until it reached my face. The scars were still there. They had always been there, since my second birthday. Blood stained the marble floor of our living room. A knife was pr...	1	43	31,655
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	They were all so much better than you. No one said it explicitly, but you could see it in the turn of their faces, the haughty expressions they all wore. Every conversation out of earshot was about you, the curiosity you provided. You were the featured entertainer in a one-man freak show. No one needed to tell you. Clo...	2	43	31,656
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Jane had sat here, just last week, reading. Now I wish I had asked her what she was reading but I was never interested enough. I don't know how she stood it, it's a horrible couch but I just can't stomach the idea of these people sitting where she is supposed to be. I think maybe I've died. Like I'm a corpse stan...	2	43	31,657
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	[deleted]	1	43	31,658
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sound of waves roaring menacingly, disturbing with the genuine silence of the air, thudding mutely against the sand of the beach. She stands there, pretty, absorbed. The wind licks the flowing hair as they mingle and dance together. The dress waves in the ...	2	43	31,659
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	You stand there at the bar, leaning against a high table with a casual swagger. Dressed to your sunday best, you cock your head back in laughter, choosing a carefully worded remark to signal that you understood the joke. The joke comes from a foreign friend standing across from you, hair swept back in a neat part, dres...	7	43	31,660
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Noise roared around me; Yelling, screaming, shouting; At each other and everywhere; Everywhere but at me. Hundreds of individuals; Touching, laughing, listening; Enjoying each other's company; Everyone but me. Cliques littering a throng; Talking, whispering, murmuring; Looking everywhere they could; Everywhere but at...	2	43	31,661
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	The trial begins. On this day, a jury of twelve selected individuals will cast their votes: guilty, or not guilty. The hopes I placed on bureaucracy have faded, it seems they want to get my case over and done with as soon as possible. After all, there is no doubt - I am a murderer. At least that's how they see it. It'...	1	43	31,662
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Elliot sat with his eyes closed with a distinct awareness of a large buttock that was infringing into his personal space. The buttocks belonged to a rather alluring woman, for which he thanked the lord, but his attempted concentration on the droning words that emanated slowly from the front drifted off to unscrupulous ...	1	43	31,663
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Opinions within this story do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the author. It just kind of went... weird. --- Nobody knows. Row upon row of dark polished wood. The dead, decayed, destroyed, and deformed shapes of a forest line the room. A distraught display I find myself in the middle of. I stroke the age...	1	43	31,664
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	You limp. You limp along as your body drags itself through the dark, infinite abyss. Your legs have already memorized the ritual: shuffle to your job. Was it for money? Or was it to maintain some abstract standard of living? Limping along, these questions incubate from the grotesque reality that has eroded your youth a...	2	43	31,665
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Breathe in. Breathe out. Don't panic. Just one hour. He promised it would just be one hour. The glass in my hand is already empty. I just filled it - it's too soon to fill it again. Maybe I'll just . . . look around. It's all his high school friends. Older, cooler, more sure of themselves than they probably were ten ...	2	43	31,666
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	The air in the room was thick and heavy with the heat of a hundred sweating people and the asphyxiating haze of cigarette smoke. Lana shifted anxiously on the vinyl padded bench that was occupied by every awkward wallflower that was unwillingly dragged to the club that night. She lifted her thigh in an attempt to peel...	1	43	31,667
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	[deleted]	1	43	31,668
In response to us needing to address human experience: [WP] Make me feel alone in a crowded room	Your back itches as you wait for the line to move. Seven people to go. At least that's working for you. Behind you, even more people wait for their turn with the lady at the desk. One after the other, they step forward, hand her their forms, let her fill them out, and retreat back out the door without another word. I...	2	43	31,669
[WP] A timid college freshman geek is told by friends to "get out of your shell". Decides to streak the campus football field at 2 am on a Tuesday night. Campus is always empty then. So what could possibly happen?	I am genuinely curious as to why you are doing this.	1	1	31,670
[WP] A college freshman nerd is told by a friend to "get out of your shell. Try streaking." They take the suggestion seriously. Decide to run at Tuesday at 1 am across the football field when it's empty. What is the harm in trying it?	Seriously what do you get out of this	1	1	31,671
[WP] A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	"Thanks for staying, I really don't like closing up alone like this." She handed him a coffein-free coffee, as thanks. "Here this is for you." "No problem. To be honest, I thought you were joking when you asked me." he answered as he accepted the mug. "Yeah, I could see how one would think that..." She replied, scr...	11	35	31,672
[WP] A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	"Give me a hand with the door?" Karen's strained voice pleaded behind me. "Where are my manners?" I ask as let her out the backdoor with the trash. It's just after 10pm on a Wednesday, after an hour or so of dismantling, scrubbing and dish washing, your mind tends to wander a bit. I rub my eyes a bit to bring me back...	4	35	31,673
[WP] A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	It had been a long day, she was tired and didn't feel like putting up with anymore bullshit. "Hey you guys still open?" She didn't even bother looking up, just clenched her dirty rag and through clenched teeth shouted "Can't you read the sign asshoooohmygod". She hadn't seen him since the draft took all the men in t...	2	35	31,674
[WP] A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	Jan stepped inside the bar. Sure, the sign said that it was closed, but he knew the owner. It was late and Jan needed a drink. Being part of a super hero squad was a lot of work. "Evening Yui," Jan said, closing the door behind him. "the usual please." He nodded to the bartender, a young woman who kept the bar opened ...	2	35	31,675
[WP] A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	-092 "Hey. You gotta pee too?" He asked. "Yeah. Can't believe this coffee shop only has one bathroom." She responded. "Hold it. Hold it. Hold it." He sang, crossing his legs and flexing with each reptition. "Ha ha. Stop it. Don't make me laugh." She cried, crossing her own legs. "Who goes first?" She groaned. "Wha...	3	35	31,676
[WP] A conversation after-hours in a coffee shop.	Great prompt!	1	35	31,677
[WP] In 2042, dubstep concerts have become big money, high society events. After a a long hiatus due to health issues, Skrillex will hold his first concert in nearly a decade	The arched double doors opened as the bass dropped. He wore an attire of white on white and leaned on an ivory cane as he walked to the stage. The famed side cut had gone grey but the dreads were longer than ever. He adjusted his glasses, the only thing black on his person, and peered at the crowd. "You know," he said...	17	17	31,678
[WP] A group of coworkers gather in the break room to discuss their discovery that a beloved colleague is actually a serial murderer.	"Nooo," Katy says in a stage whisper, "That can't be right. Can it?" She looks around at the three others standing around the small card table in their break room. "Kate, where else would he get these photographs?" scoffs Rhonda. Sitting on the table is a macabre scrapbook of news clippings and polaroids. "Maybe ...	2	5	31,679
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"Are you ready? Ready? Hey, the last fucking thing I need is you fucking bailing out now". "How many fucking times? Do you have any faith in me at all? Do you remember everything I said to you? Does that mean absolutely nothing to you, you fucking idiot?" "I'm sorry, OK, I just can't fucking deal with this. It's all...	3	25	31,680
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	“She said she’d be here” “I don’t see anyone but the twos of us” “Look man, I really don’t want to start any trouble. She’s bringing the money, I told you!” “I’m a real charitable guy. Don’t I look like a real charitable guy?” “Spitting image.” “Real charitable. But Johnny, I can’t keep letting you off the hook l...	9	25	31,681
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"Do it. Do it. Do it. You worthless piece of shit" "Lay off em, would ya? Christ, give the man a break." "Please... I beg you." "Oh, for crying out loud. Shut the fuck up! Listen up. You're nothing to me. You're worse than the piles of trash you call home. Just fucking do it." "But... But I love her. I don't ...	6	25	31,682
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	[deleted]	1	25	31,683
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	Warning: Lots of profanity. "Is he dead?" "Looks pretty damn dead to me, Frank. Hector?" "He's dead." "You sure?" "See that gurgling chunk in there with the white bits?" "Yeah?" "That's his heart. You guys thinkin' a guy be gettin' up and dancin' any jigs with a heart what looks like that? No? Didn't think so. Y...	1	25	31,684
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"This fucking place again." "It's the quietest place for us to meet...and I like the baked spaghetti here." "Yea, yea, it's fucking delicious. Now, let's discuss why we're her..." "Not yet, Sara isn't here." "Jesus, Tom. That fucking broad ain't coming. She hasn't shown up any of the last few times ...	1	25	31,685
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"I'm finally alone." "Oh really, James?" "We're always here, James." "No, I'm alone I tell you." "You're not." "Not alone, never alone." "Alone with us, James." "Get out of here. Go screw with someone else." "But we like you, James. We like you a lot." "Then why do you do this to me?" "Because we're friends, ...	1	25	31,686
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"Fuck!" "Oh." "I'm losing my ability to walk right"	1	25	31,687
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	Like this? Yeah, just like that, just like that, yeah... Pull my hair a little bit What the fuck was that? What? Was that the fucking door? No, it was nothing, baby, pull my hair, common I hear fucking footsteps! Get off of me! What the fuck is this? Uhh, it's not what this looks - it's different than w...	1	25	31,688
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	Bill: Bob, for your heinous offense to our organization, we are going to have to hang you. Bob: I understand; my actions were inexcusable. Jeb: Before we can settle the date of this event, we must discuss the snacks that will be present at the hanging. Bob, do you have any preference? Bob: I'm qui...	1	25	31,689
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	(Language) "Yair dis geet fuur" "Da the fuck did he just say?" "I think he likes your cologne, darling." "Very funny, Stella. Look, mister, we need some goddamn answers." "Ake meet shays, urt toot ella gan at wer!" "Are you trying to be funny, asshole? Last I checked, this wasn't fucking China." "Ben, sweetheart...	1	25	31,690
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"Where are you going? We have to talk about this." "Talk about this? Talk about what, huh? How you're fucking your whore in our bed?" "Hey!" "Babe, c'mon. Don't be like that. I didn't mean to--" "Didn't mean to what? Bring some slut into our apartment while you thought I'd be at work? Didn't mean to get caught?" "...	1	25	31,691
[CW] At least three characters. Dialogue only.	"Detective Millers and Johnson. What is it this time Sergeant Currie?" "Two deaths. Bloody. Not pretty, one of the worst I've seen this year. Might want to bring in a mask. Or a bucket." "Christ Johnston. Put the cigarette out. Last time you were smoking in a crime scene, you destroyed a vital piece of evidence." ...	2	25	31,692
[WP] Make me really laugh	In my teenage years I was a young semi overweight Asian lad playing World of Warcraft. I was in a rather small family run guild, there were more female players than male in this guild. Being rather young and unblemished by the woes of the world I engaged in social pleasantries with everyone. Oh boy was I nice, I let pe...	0	8	31,693
[WP] You're the President of the USA. You're faced with a dilemma of publicizing a cure for cancer, or suppressing it to maintain the 40% GDP that healthcare treatment provides for the country	This prompt is logically inconsitent. If you stop spending money on something (cancer treatment, bombs, etc.) the wealth doesn't just disappear. People spend their money on other stuff instead (Teslas, Ipads, reddit gold, etc.) so there isn't less wealth in the world, it just gets spent on something else. This prom...	-2	3	31,694
[WP] You're the President of the USA. You're faced with a dilemma of publicizing a cure for cancer, or suppressing it to maintain the 40% GDP that healthcare treatment provides for the country	I'm into it. Let's go. "Mr. President, I have the final numbers." "How many analysts were involved?" "Just the one sir, that's why it took so long." "Thank you" "Sir, if I may-" "No, I need this to be my decision." No man should have this much power. But I do, and I have a duty to wield it appropriately. It'...	3	3	31,695
[PI] The Playlist.	This is great! I'm proud of myself for inspiring this. :P	1	9	31,696
[WP] You and your sports car are transported by unknown means to the beginning of Prohibition and bootlegging.	[deleted]	1	3	31,697
[WP] You and your sports car are transported by unknown means to the beginning of Prohibition and bootlegging.	[deleted]	1	3	31,698
[WP] You and your sports car are transported by unknown means to the beginning of Prohibition and bootlegging.	[deleted]	1	3	31,699

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