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[WP] The last words (prior to death) of the character are simply "Fuck it."	Sorry I haven't responded to these. Great stories.	1	23	32,600
[EU] Write a sermon for the Church of the Jedi.	"On the first day, God created Man, Twi'Lek, and all that jazz. On the second day, God created parkour, so that his creatures could dance across the rooftops of urban planets and the trees of Endor's forests. On the third day, God created the force. With the force, the universe's creatures could push each other into...	2	4	32,601
[WP] Describe the Labyrinth, a place so deep underground the air is toxic.	The sergeant stopped, turning around in the tunnel's narrow confines despite his heavily insulated, closed-circuit ToxinSuit, or TS. I saw his lips moving behind the thick, shatter-resistant visor, and his voice crackled through my intercom. "Remember to check your gauges every once in a while, private. The temperatur...	12	16	32,602
[WP] Describe the Labyrinth, a place so deep underground the air is toxic.	Who ever made it had a warped mind from the power to even think of creating this. The Labyrinth, as it goes by some, runs farther than any mortal would ever last. Remember that one myth. The King had a grand maze built to hold the horrid Minotaur. The king sentenced a hero to slay the monster. The hero came back becaus...	4	16	32,603
[WP] Describe the Labyrinth, a place so deep underground the air is toxic.	##"Tanks" "Servo's busted. We'll have a crew down in five; hang tight." Those were the words that fizzled and crackled out of the radio mounted on Jewel's pauldron. She sighed, and the sound echoed in her airtight helmet. She glanced around the chamber -- a ten-by-ten-by-ten-foot cavern with a single doorway on its n...	1	16	32,604
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	[deleted]	2	51	32,605
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	Everyone sat and watched as the 2 cubes touched. Everyone believed that they would survive. Little they knew, the cubes wouldn't remove one out of every 2 people on Earth. They were merely going to rip the upper body of of every person. I really don't know how to word it well, I stared at it for too long to care.	43	51	32,606
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	It's just a joke, they said. It's harmless, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Just try it, they said. And then, then they said no more. As Pete's cube and my cube touched they grew hot to touch and blinded our eyes. The world was light. The world was heat. The world was quiet. Our friend's incessant nattering and u...	5	51	32,607
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	Mr. Zyntak brought donuts and coffee for his employees today. They crowded around his offerings and thanked him and went back to work. One of the newest employees, an overly dressed young man in a pressed button up and a tie stayed behind, finishing a cruller. “Mr. Zyntak, I wanted to thank you for offering me a posi...	2	51	32,608
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	I was hoping nobody would find me out here, knowing that somewhere was the other half of the puzzle. I didn't let anyone know I had it, because I knew that someone would want to find it and take it from me if they knew. But here in the woods was the last place people would think to look. Everyone figured it would be so...	13	51	32,609
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	This sounds like a combination of Torchwood: Children of Earth and Doctor Who: The Power of Three	1	51	32,610
[WP] A small alien cube appears in the hands of 2 random people. A broadcast is made to the entire planet that if the 2 cubes come in contact, half of humanity will vanish.	I woke up in my sleeping pod rested physically, but mentally I was still groggy. I moved my arms out of their floating position to scratch my hair and unzip my sleeping bag. Last night’s dream was still clear in my head. *A figure... humanoid but with maroon armor like an insect and cold oval eyes that shone like neb...	10	51	32,611
Humanity has ended, but many futuristic technologies remain. Describe how they evolve and re-shape Earth.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	32,612
You're the only person that can lie in a world of 'truth-ers'	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	32,613
[IP] One day this appears on the horizon. Describe what happens next.	I heard a pound, pound, pound, repeating, over and over. We all heard it, as soon as the Great showed itself. Next came the lights, green, red, yellow, blue. They shone across the ground, in seemingly sporadic movements, however upon scrupulous attention it was seen that they were following a preset pattern. The Great ...	8	6	32,614
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	I picked up the brown rusted gear. It felt warm in my palm as it has just been introduced into the world out of the iron works. I shed a tear as I slowly placed it onto its designated spot, and it was on its way. Just like the wild buffalo it was free to go do what it was meant to. I wave goodbye to my child. And then ...	6	32	32,615
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	Hurt by this cold; my fingers and lips are frost bitten. The nerve endings on my skin; searching for something familiar. Breaking pain. Flood of loneliness. Elegant and chasing smiles; my moment has arrived. Love explosives flow. Streams of unending peace. Two of a kind. Her lips; they meet mine.	3	32	32,616
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	I picked up my trusty old rake. It's shaft was good oak, sturdy and thick, it's grooves nestled comfortably against my skin. The world seemed brighter somehow, when I held it. I looked around, senses heightened, checking if there was anyone around to see. There was no-one. And I whirled in circles, thrusting and parryi...	15	32	32,617
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	A massive mountain range sits peacefully as large-flaked snow falls on the peaks, slowly rolling down into the valleys and massive holes therein. It isn’t long -- mere days before the holes are filled and the valleys start to fill, themselves. Some of the snow manages to stick to the top of the peaks, which becomes eas...	2	32	32,618
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	One sheet of thick writing paper, the expensive kind with tiny abrasions only noticeable when you run your finger down the page, miniature pools which the ink gratefully seeps into, perches on top of the rich green leather of his skilfully carved oak writing desk, like a rainbow coloured parrot, proudly gazing out from...	2	32	32,619
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	[deleted]	2	32	32,620
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	I grabbed the old and tattered articles of clothing, gathering the dirty and separating the clean, wrinkly shirts and old underwear were surrounding me, I took the clothes that I gathered and then I walked steadily to the purple bottle filled with liquid that smelled like lavender, I opened the lid to the washing mach...	2	32	32,621
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	Here's someone else's take on the concept (beware, it's pony-based); [Pinkie Pie watches paint dry.](http://www.fimfiction.net/story/22329/1/pinkie-watches-paint-dry/pinkie-watches-paint-dry) It's the personification (ponification?) of fun having an existential crisis over paint drying. Not mine, but friggin' hilariou...	1	32	32,622
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	[deleted]	0	32	32,623
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	Strands a hundred strong slide through her skin. Like the babies of a surinam toad, they emerge oil-slick and unwanted with the intent to crawl slowly forth forever and always. The melted wax of dried sweat and dust cradle in their army of numbers. An irritable rebellion of itch becomes too strong for nails to conque...	2	32	32,624
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	The cheap plastic sounded soft. Smooth and shiny as the age of the black keys returned with each hit. My fingers ached as each key rebounded after being beaten by the fingertips of my hands. Mysteriously, the Q, dull it colour, in the corner of the board seemed to radiate a certain isolated quality as my fingers went...	2	32	32,625
[WP] Write about a simple, mundane task, but make it so detailed and engaging that it becomes amazingly interesting.	Task: Watching television Fraudulent Insurance Cash --”The deal went downhill,” his publisher Neil said. “The paper printer had a deal with the mill. Well, the mill exploded during the grand showcasing deal.” --Actor One (the author, James Swill) threw a dart solidly at the camera. “The head printer consigned all ...	1	32	32,626
[CW] Write a story using only song lyrics.	I submitted a similar post a week ago - got some interesting results. http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/213w7m/cw_write_the_speech_of_a_political_candidate_all/	1	12	32,627
[CW] Write a story using only song lyrics.	I'll play around with the charade. There doesn't seem to be a reason to change. After all these years, you stood by me. But I know the truth and it haunts me. It's flown just a little too far. You're the worst, you know what you've done to me. How could you be so heartless ? I can't seem to get over the way you hurt ...	2	12	32,628
[CW] Write a story using only song lyrics.	Somewhere on that long lonely road we all stand alone, looking for clues from our different views. In the dark I've called out your name. It echoes in vain, over again, in an empty room.Crawling under my skin, I never knew a love so deep within. Well I know I make you cry, and I know sometimes you wanna die, but do you...	1	12	32,629
[CW] Write a story using only song lyrics.	Eight o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waiting to finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me. I'm kinda nervous, 'cos I think all her friends hate me. Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere. Glitter all over the room. Boys getting high, and the girls even moreso. That's me, in the corner. Watching, waiting. I know it...	1	12	32,630
[CW] Write a story using only song lyrics.	Early in the morning, rising to the street, light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet. Fuck the world don’t ask me for shit, every thing you get you gotta work hard for it. I got a lot up my sleeve, no college degree could ever possibly show the knowledge in me. Life is a gamble, we scramble for money. I...	1	12	32,631
[CW] Write a story using only song lyrics.	Came in from a rainy Thursday on the Avenue. I turned on the lights, the TV, and the radio. An hour since the sundown, the ghosts are creeping in. I've been waiting for you. "Who do you need? Who do you love?" Thought I heard you talking softly. Dark shapes gather round, but I don't know these others who want to set...	1	12	32,632
[WP] All drugs are placebos.	>all drugs are placebos The lawyers gave their presentation and it was conclusion-free, advice-free, yet slow and stretched-out. They left the room to let the board confer. "What will be the future of GlaxoSmithKline?" - "Liquidate and protect company assets to prepare for the worst" - "Maximize brand awareness a...	3	29	32,633
[WP] All drugs are placebos.	The view is spectacular from up here. I looked out from my skyscraper across the city and down into it as well. Across it I saw a medical helicopter scrambling to rescue another life. Down into the heart I saw people walking. Street vendors yelling, cars backed up in the street, and taxi drivers doing life threateni...	2	29	32,634
[WP] All drugs are placebos.	Chad looked at his newspaper in shock. He scanned the top of the front page. Saturday, April 5th, 2014. Just a few days too late to be an April Fool's joke. "All the News That's Fit to Print." The familiar slogan of the New York Times, nestled in the upper-left corner of the front page caught his eye. This was no gossi...	2	29	32,635
[WP] In Your Final Moments Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes, What Do You See?	I thought the bridge was sturdy. I was right, but neglected the train tracks running across the middle. It wasn't a fast train (I believe it was one of those old freights, but my memory is a bit foggy), but I could tell it would crush me to a pulp. There was about an inch or two on either side of the rails, and I qu...	2	6	32,636
[WP] In Your Final Moments Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes, What Do You See?	Ryan took in a deep breath and sat down on the ties. He ran his hands along the cold steel of the railroad rails as he let out a long, drawn out sigh. He let a tear escape as he closed his eye and prepared himself. He allowed the weight of the last year to wash over him once more. The fire still burned a bright blood-...	2	6	32,637
[WP] In Your Final Moments Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes, What Do You See?	I see a lion lookin' at me.	2	6	32,638
[WP] In Your Final Moments Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes, What Do You See?	"You should thank me." Frank told him with a smirk. "You'll never get away with this." Carl swore. He stood as tall as he could on his toes and sipped as much air as he could before the water covered his head. Frank laughed never noticing the dark form coming for him. Carl held his breath, feeling his lungs burn as...	1	6	32,639
[WP] In Your Final Moments Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes, What Do You See?	Odd. I know I don't have long left. It's not a matter of hours, minutes, not even seconds at this point. I'm dead, for all intents and purposes. All the king's horses and all the king's men, as it were. Seventy-some years of life, millions of minutes and memories that could go through my head. It could be the moment ...	1	6	32,640
[WP] Write a story about a 93 year old ½ Hungarian ½ Japanese man, István Daisuke Takarós, his 88 year old Hungarian wife, Etelka and their family. (Additional details below)	No. I have removed this post. Your prompts are insanely specific. I feel it's like you have a homework assignment and just want someone else to write it. This is your final warning in the subreddit.	3	1	32,641
[WP] Write about a future where overpopulation is solved by killing parents at childbirth, the children raised by a ruling body which indoctrinates them into a specific way of thinking.	Lorelle was the exception; for most of her life she lived by the community's rules just fine, for most of her life she recited their lies as if they were truth, for most of her life she kept the terrible secret bottled up inside herself. Now something is wrong and Lorelle must do everything she can to fix it. The Pne...	5	38	32,642
[WP] Write about a future where overpopulation is solved by killing parents at childbirth, the children raised by a ruling body which indoctrinates them into a specific way of thinking.	I wonder what the past was like, the few scarce stories still rummage through the gossip. I hear that you actually use to have a thing called parents, sisters, brothers...family. We don't have that now, here in the year 2080. Everything has changed since the Robotics have taken over. I guess the people from the past ...	2	38	32,643
[WP] Write about a future where overpopulation is solved by killing parents at childbirth, the children raised by a ruling body which indoctrinates them into a specific way of thinking.	You just went all Socrates on this shit	1	38	32,644
[WP] In a world where everyone is suddenly blinded, those who were blind before rule	"And what happens when the Food Terminal is picked bare? As people wade through crushed tomato paste to find some kind of hunk of something ... what happens then? There won't be any more deliveries. The truck drivers ain't bringing shipments from the farm, there won't be any more food there, there won't be any more foo...	1	5	32,645
The flight data recorder from Malaysian flight MH370 is retrieved.. the truth is beyond our creepiest imagination..	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	0	32,646
Microsoft has assembled a team of engineers, programmers, scientists, and artists to create the most realistic game ever made. In 1995. What would the outcome be?	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	32,647
[WP] Attila the Hun has found a portal to the modern world and plans to invade, you give a speech to try to warn him off	Attila the Hun, leader of a thousand armies, lord of the Mongol Hordes! You conquered Asia and conquered your many wives, not to mention hamstringing half the people who opposed you. What bravery, what chutzpah! I don't know how people in this day and age may ever hope to survive your oncoming wrath. From where I stand...	18	19	32,648
[WP] Attila the Hun has found a portal to the modern world and plans to invade, you give a speech to try to warn him off	It was not a big horde. All in all, perhaps a few hundred riders. The horses were nervous and the riders had a hard time controlling them. They were clothed mostly in fur and leather, with metal helmets. On such a day, that was not really ideal - we were pushing 40°C. The horses and their riders were already sweating q...	2	19	32,649
[WP] Attila the Hun has found a portal to the modern world and plans to invade, you give a speech to try to warn him off	[deleted]	1	19	32,650
[WP] Attila the Hun has found a portal to the modern world and plans to invade, you give a speech to try to warn him off	BANG Attila slumped forward and fell to the ground. His lackeys were horrified. Their horses made small steps backwards, towards the portal. Ten-thousand nomad eyes settled on me. "Welcome to America" I turned to the posse that I had assembled to make a stand against the Huns. My neighbors, the local police, a n...	1	19	32,651
[WP] Attila the Hun has found a portal to the modern world and plans to invade, you give a speech to try to warn him off	I looked down upon the Hun and sighed my sad thoughts away and spoke what every man standing beside me wanted to say. "Proud Attila. The world has changed. Your horde is no match for the magic of our future weaponary. We fly. We race. We use weapons that can kill you and your men from miles away. We are more powerful t...	1	19	32,652
[WP] Credits roll, the screen fades to black, and the plot's been wrapped in a nice little bow. What happens next?	Chris and Ana held hands while waiting for the crowd to vacate the theater. The movie wasn't eventful in the slightest. Even if it had been, the young couple were as far from the movie as the seats in the back they had chose. They didn't even mind the amount of time it took for others to exit. When Ana stole his glance...	1	12	32,653
[WP] Credits roll, the screen fades to black, and the plot's been wrapped in a nice little bow. What happens next?	The “mother” and “father” stare into the black void, hysteric grins plastered to their faces. The children have less patience, they are antsy. It starts first with their feet, toes tapping. Their arms follow, dropping to their sides, ending the hug in favor of a game of tag. The rest of the room is frozen – the clock h...	1	12	32,654
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	[deleted]	12	278	32,655
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	[deleted]	6	278	32,656
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	[deleted]	1	278	32,657
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	"No, honestly you guys. It's not a self-esteem thing, you really should go again." I say simply, twisting my face into the an overly-enthusiastic smile. I watch the crowd consult their charts, the wheels of their carriers rattling as they womble around, only a few housing-bowls spilling droplets of their driver's visc...	196	278	32,658
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	"So, I was just watching TV and eating some fries, what's up?" "Nothing special, routine check I guess" "Wanna do something tonight?" "No, you keep having fun. See you tomorrow." Well, the voice has finally shut up, so I can countinue talking about myself. I was asked to tell you guys outside how I feel and what I ...	24	278	32,659
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	They come to the bars with my tray. The lights are bright now. They click and whistle. My face hurts when I try to make their sounds, but I'm cold. I ask for a blanket. The biggest one turns and leaves and comes back. It pushes a blanket through the bars. I take it and put in on the pile in the corner. My legs ...	3	278	32,660
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	I had been asleep for long. Slowly consciousness entered my body and head. There was the sound of a ventilator and a beeping. Bright lights pierced through my eyelids. I began to open my eyes. I was tied down and hooked up to a ventilator. The ventilator shot air involuntarily into my lungs. I tried to speak but coul...	9	278	32,661
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	He grew up in a little room which consisted of a glass dome and polished white floor. His bed was a soft leathery rectangle structure not too far from the middle. In the ground in the middle was an opening through which the creators of his home reached in and gave him whatever he needed or whatever they wanted him to ...	11	278	32,662
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	Dear Journal; Date 352/378-99:042 Today we laid my father to rest. I didn't cry, I haven't cried in quite a while. It's not like this is the first time it's happened. What's the point anyway? The Akril cry enough for everyone. When one of their own die, you'd think their world was ending. You know, like if an astero...	13	278	32,663
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	They worked tirelessly for seven years to create me. A team of ten thousand white coat clad beings, with no need for coffee breaks (their greatest strength). After the plague struck, all of our technology was left un-touched, just waiting for someone to click play. A millennia later, someone stumbled upon Frankenstein,...	2	278	32,664
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	You would be no more advanced than a cave man, unless they decided to educate you. You wouldn't even develop language unless they gave you resources to learn it. The human brain actually forms differently (physically, permanently) if not exposed to language at a young age -you can't grow an adult in a vat if you want t...	5	278	32,665
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	"Ossia." The female wearing blue called out. The word was gentle and uttered with care. I looked up into the face of the woman. I blinked. I wiggled my fingers experimentally, finding them functional. I didn't respond. I didn't have words. I didn't have gestures. I had wide eyes and an innocent mind. "Ossia." She sai...	3	278	32,666
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	[deleted]	-1	278	32,667
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	Dinosaur! What the hell is a dinosaur doing in front of me?! A lone dinosaur stands in a soundproof glass container in front of me. What the hell? I’m in a room with a bunch of various containers each with animals within, some of them I recognize, some of them I don’t. All of a sudden, the door at the end of the aisle ...	5	278	32,668
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	'Good morning Adam. How are you today?' Iip asks as she walks in the door of my hotel room. I turn my gaze from the window and smile in greeting. Her hazel-gold eyes catch the sunlight, creating pools of amber around her dark iris'. The soft red fur on her ears and cheeks and whiskers prickle up so softly, I can feel t...	5	278	32,669
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	Growing up, it was pretty obvious I was different. I didn't know why, but clearly I did not belong here. Was I from a different place? Up above? Down below? Across the ice? All my life I figured it was some place else. Far away. Never did it cross my mind that I was not from a different place, but a different time. A...	1	278	32,670
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	[deleted]	1	278	32,671
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	Bright lights flooded my vision. I awoke in a white room, laboratory equipment decorating steel tables around me. My first thought was not for my safety but for my family’s. The last thing I remembered was pure, unadulterated chaos as my world came crashing down around me. NASA had warned the public for weeks but no on...	2	278	32,672
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	I sat there, in the metal cage. They aren't actually that far ahead of where we were, really. The steel bars were close enough that neither I nor the lions in the cage next to me could squeeze through. It was one great zoo. They got the lion habitat right, I suppose. Grasses and meat. Lots of sun. They went and put me...	2	278	32,673
[WP] It's 65 million years in the future. Humanity was wiped out by a meteor impact. A new species evolved and they have successfully cloned a human. You are that human.	It was a nice infancy: always cared for, food and drink aplenty and even if not normal for mine or their race, I enjoyed the loads of petting they gladly offered whenever I asked for it. Sure, it was a bit lonely being the only one of my species but at least one of my carers was always around - even while I slept - so ...	1	278	32,674
(WP)(Possibly EU?) You wake up in your favorite video game, except, everything is not as happy as it is on the outside.	Jordan woke up and stretched, yawning to the chirps of the birds outside. Wait... John thought, birds never chirp by my room. The 10 year old boy got out of bed and ran to the window, eager to see the new birds. He was always excited by seeing new animals, it was like seeing new Pokemon in his favorite video game...	1	13	32,675
(WP)(Possibly EU?) You wake up in your favorite video game, except, everything is not as happy as it is on the outside.	It was my favorite video game growing up. Hell, I used to wish I lived in the world, until I woke up a month ago ... At first, I was excited, hopeful even. The reality of Pallet Town had come to me, and I was going to catch them all. No one knew of the stories I had grown to love, but they assured me my geological know...	2	13	32,676
(WP)(Possibly EU?) You wake up in your favorite video game, except, everything is not as happy as it is on the outside.	"I don't know why I go on, Doc- I just don't know what the point is any more." "Come now, life can't be as bad as that. Let it out. Get your troubles off your chest, and just let it out." I sighed. I'd been here two minutes, but already I knew this shrink was never going to understand me- I knew he couldn't ever ...	7	13	32,677
(WP)(Possibly EU?) You wake up in your favorite video game, except, everything is not as happy as it is on the outside.	Son of a bitch. Why in the hell was I in 8 bits? What the hell did I do to deserve this? I'm just sitting in my mother's basement playing on the last NES still in working order and trying to have a good fucking time, but nooooo, some wizard had to come in and fuck my shit up. He was all like "I love the Power Glove. I...	2	13	32,678
(WP)(Possibly EU?) You wake up in your favorite video game, except, everything is not as happy as it is on the outside.	Day 1: My first visit to this cave out here in the desert. Rumors of great treasures circle these dark tunnels. Rumors, spread by the companions of the adventurers who dared enter. Nobody ever came out. Today, I plan to be the first man to ever enter this cave and leave, alive. The trials shall be great, but the reward...	1	13	32,679
(WP)(Possibly EU?) You wake up in your favorite video game, except, everything is not as happy as it is on the outside.	"Move! Move! Move!" I heard him shout. When I looked up in confusion, he grabbed me by the collar of my jacket, hefted me with a huge, meaty arm, and carried me forward. "Raid incoming! We need to get to shelter!" I didn't expect to see someone like him -- someone wearing a soldier's outfit, with an ill-fitting oliv...	1	13	32,680
[WP] The Perfect Murder.	Nice try OP, we're not helping you get away this time!	5	11	32,681
[WP] The Perfect Murder.	People get away with murder all the time. Yesterday evening I saw on TV an interview with this woman, a lady in her forties. Her daughter was young, intelligent, attractive. Never hanged out with the wrong crowd, always good at school. And so on and so forth. She went missing two weeks ago, and the whole country has ...	5	11	32,682
[WP] The Perfect Murder.	Fraud can be lucrative, though now awaiting my beheading, I'm also aware it can be quite costly. In happier times, I took take great pride in my skill. Not that difficult really, it's fundamentally the art of being observant. What separates a real coin from a fraudulent one? The details. Simply know what the look for...	1	11	32,683
[WP] The Perfect Murder.	-095 His whistling was pissing off the detective. "You killed Bill Foster." The detective said for the umpteenth time. "Did I?" Nate inquired. "You put out a hit on Bill Foster. We have the evidence you paid the hitman. We have his testimony that you hired him. We have the paper you gave him with the address and t...	1	11	32,684
[WP] Hospitals have adopted a new policy: those who can pay the most are treated first, regardless of the severity of the case. You are given one chance to convince the president to make this policy illegal. Write the plea.	[deleted]	0	5	32,685
[PM] you know the deal	A man is on a bus when he sees an older-looking version of himself.	2	5	32,686
[PM] you know the deal	[Continue this story.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/21vnf4/wp_can_i_come_with_you/cgh08s2)	1	5	32,687
[PM] you know the deal	Your best friend is an idiot, but incredibly good natured. A month ago, he was single and living with his parents. Today, he called to tell you he proposed to his new girlfriend, they want to get married this weekend, and he wants you to be his best man.	2	5	32,688
[PM] you know the deal	You come home from work to find your house completely empty.	2	5	32,689
[PM] you know the deal	Write the history of a family from the perspective of a beloved heirloom.	2	5	32,690
[PM] you know the deal	Humoring the dead: You have to treat a dead person, recently resurrected Lazarus-style, as though they're still alive and nothing out of the ordinary has happened.	1	5	32,691
[WP] Poe's The Raven from the perspective of the raven	This is hard because the bird only knows how to say "nevermore"	1	7	32,692
[WP] Poe's The Raven from the perspective of the raven	This was odd. The Lady wasn't there. She always used to be there at this time of night with a bag of nuts, ready to share with him. He landed on the patio at the spot where The Lady's chair used to sit and was pleased to find a few broken bits of nut there. He pecked them up quickly, but they did little but whet hi...	6	7	32,693
[WP] Poe's The Raven from the perspective of the raven	Once upon a midnight dreary, tapping at a casement smeary attracted by the flick of lights that I had seldom seen before snoozing poet I did waken, from a pile of volumes shaken sent all bleary, knock kneed, trembling, to his lonely chamber door stumbling, humble, excuse mumbling, the wrong way to the chamber door...	5	7	32,694
[WP] Visitors of a clothing store are quarantined in the fitting rooms.	"I just don't know," Harry said, even though he knew quite well. He was sensitive about his wide hips and the material of the slacks stretched over his groin and even though most would have considered him thin he felt bloated and deformed. "Yeah, it's not working. Maybe we should just go." "But I found these," Alex sa...	2	9	32,695
[WP] A father dies but is reincarnated as a dog that his family adopts shortly after.	"Pluto..Pluto, come back!", Aisha yelled as she chased her puppy. He had been adopted from the local shelter a month ago. An adorable,10 week old Lab, he brought back joy and laughter to the Dastoor family. Aisha knew he was the perfect one from the way his dark, liquid eyes looked at her happily when she entered th...	2	10	32,696
[WP] A father dies but is reincarnated as a dog that his family adopts shortly after.	My father, a strict Catholic Christian, had a gaze to his strict demeanor that was spoken of all across Fargo, my childhood home. Such did my father’s reputation precede him that as he turned a corner whoever he might encounter on the other side would instantly cast a serious tight lipped frown across their face and s...	1	10	32,697
[WP] A serial killer hitch hiker is picked up by a serial killer.	Ted slowed to a stop to pick up the skinny man by the road. The man had no bags and held his thumb up awkwardly as if he didn't know what to do. He was the perfect prey. No one would miss him so the cops wouldn't have much pressure to look for him. Ted smiled as reached across the car to open the passenger door. The ma...	10	8	32,698
[WP] A serial killer hitch hiker is picked up by a serial killer.	[deleted]	1	8	32,699

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