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[WP] - "I know how the machine works, Professor Hatred, my question is: How will you use it to take over the world?" | "Well it's simple, my dear innocent assistant." Professor Hatred spoke in his grade-school teacher voice to the young woman. "Since its purpose is to-"
"I know that it makes things bigger, Professor. But how will it work?" The woman interrupted him, hiding her smirk as he fumed in anger.
Professor Hatred continued on... | 7 | 0 | 11 | 33,000 |
[WP] - "I know how the machine works, Professor Hatred, my question is: How will you use it to take over the world?" | "Why its simple my dear, the machine will ignite and the world will do as i command"
"But why should people surrender to you Professor Hatred, your machines is aimed at the sky, besides planes it will endanger noone"
"Tisk thisk my dear, my machines are not here to harm humans"
"Uhm wait their not?, then... how do y... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 33,001 |
[WP] You're about to receive your exam results; how well you do determines how long you live. | I've always believed that these exams were bullshit pseudoscience stuff. I mean, how can a few questions determine how long I live?
What if I got some questions wrong, would it still accurately tell me how long I would live?
Did it account for that error?
How do they grade it?
It's been about 3 weeks since I signe... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 33,002 |
[WP] You're about to receive your exam results; how well you do determines how long you live. | "Ms. Lambert?"
I blinked. Papers were rustling around me, people clattering and sighing, and a figure loomed before me.
"What?" My voice garbled from disuse and I shook my head to clear my thoughts. "Sorry. What?"
"The test is over." The proctor stood hesitatingly before me, his eyes staring down at my sheet.
"Oh. ... | 4 | 0 | 8 | 33,003 |
[WP] You're about to receive your exam results; how well you do determines how long you live. | "Oh shit" | -2 | 0 | 8 | 33,004 |
[WP]A Test of Imagery: Give me the most exciting place with a dark background on how it was created | This was written more in a style of a historic documentary summation than anything else. Hope you enjoy it.
In the 23rd century, one of the grandest and most exciting places to visit on the planet is undoubtedly the monument to the Omaha Grand Peace Accords of 2139. The site is centered in the area that was once know... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 33,005 |
[WP] Someone finds a button which, when pressed, gives them a million dollars. The catch: every time they press it, they lose a body part. | I'm not into these prompt styles because of... reasons, but what the heck, maybe I can take this somewhere.
*presses button*
"Oh, hey, here's a million dollars! Dude, it's awesome man! Look, I don't have a pinkie toe any more! What's the worst that could happen? There's no blood! You try now"
"Uhh, I'm not so sure"
... | 4 | 0 | 2 | 33,006 |
Write an article lobbying for the legalization of alcohol. |
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[WP] A mythological figure makes his return to contemporary society | Phaeton took the Greyhound to Bakersfield to see a man about a 1977 Mercury Comet. It was a hot, dusty, yellow afternoon. The air was heavy and stagnant. When a breeze did kick up, it was thick and viscous. There was a drought on, and Phaeton, leaving the bus depot, examined the brown strips of grass between the st... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 33,008 |
[WP] Humans reproduce by a man shooting a projectile at a woman, something he may only do once in his lifetime. It is then the woman's choice to accept or reject the missile. | "You thrown yours yet?"
"Nah, looking for someone special."
"Come on, your such a prude. I threw mine at a particularly attractive girl back in grade school. I mean, she slapped it to the floor, I was heartbroken for a week but there's so much less stress now, no pressure."
"Is it really so easy? To make such a p... | 3 | 0 | 1 | 33,009 |
[WP] Hundreds of years after a nuclear apocalypse civilisation has reevolved to resemble medieval Europe | In that sullen house, scantily covered with dilapidated scraps, the girl could see the others approaching, brandishing their crudely forged weaponry with blood lust in their lifeless eyes as they pushed forward with the purest essence of terror. Bits of cloth and pieces of garment draped over their malnourished, diseas... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 33,010 |
[WP] Hundreds of years after a nuclear apocalypse civilisation has reevolved to resemble medieval Europe | "All right, I'll give you a deal. You give me that shiny pendant on your neck, you've got yourself a pint."
His gruff demeanor wasn't helping this barter. Beard down to his shoulders, hair in shambles and a lazy eye. I'm not sure that he would have been any better with radiation, but he sure didn't need it to be ... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 33,011 |
[WF] Write an article lobbying for the legalization of alcohol. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 2 | 33,012 |
[WF] Write an article lobbying for the legalization of alcohol. | Hi,
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Hitler was born into a cult promoting New World Order; wanting nothing to do with it he does what he can to gain power and take out the supposed jew leaders. |
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[WP] - The hero has finally tracked down and cornered the villain and, in a shocking twist, forgives him. | Only one stroke was left between him and Mason, and after this, he could go home. Settling old scores with acquaintances like this wasn't something he enjoyed, even less so when said acquaintances's words were the reason for taking up this mantle. They had bit deep, poison that killed the part in him that denied violen... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 33,015 |
[WP] - The hero has finally tracked down and cornered the villain and, in a shocking twist, forgives him. | Wet T-shirts. Hot tempers. Chipped teath. And blood. Red blood, brown blood, *fresh* blood...
The fucker right fucking crawlin' on da ground...*right where I want 'im*.
It's an empty shack. Just da two of us.
Right where he shot dead lovely Jenny O'Gringrich.
Right where he raped Ma.
Right where...
Fucker reac... | 6 | 0 | 7 | 33,016 |
[WP] - The hero has finally tracked down and cornered the villain and, in a shocking twist, forgives him. | A feeling general Revalac had not felt in a long time, when he had one arm, he felt weak, helpless and scared. Once the darkness had found him, he was rewarded a powerful arm, biological machinery, that he used to cause harm across the land, bringing many innocents to there graves, making them pay for being enemies of ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 33,017 |
[WP] - The hero has finally tracked down and cornered the villain and, in a shocking twist, forgives him. | "They're going to write stories about us." Tanner leaned against the cold, wet surface of the brick wall. The alleyway was dark, but he knew there was only one way out. It was past him, and his foe wasn't going anywhere. "Tanner and Dominic - Hero and Villain, to the death."
A few feet away, Dominic laughed. It was a ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 33,018 |
[WP] Hitler was born into a cult promoting New World Order; wanting nothing to do with it he does what he can to gain power and take out the supposed jew leaders. | I think the issue with this is that's mostly going to sound like Nazi apologia. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 33,019 |
[WP] Hitler was born into a cult promoting New World Order; wanting nothing to do with it he does what he can to gain power and take out the supposed jew leaders. | Imagine the evil Anne Frank would have wrought if not for the heroic efforts of Adolph fucking Hitler. | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33,020 |
An older man and younger girl meet by chance in a tiny tropical bar on the beach, stuck together while waiting out a heavy storm. She is enamored with his wistful reflections on life while he is simultaneously seduced by her apparent and inviting youth. |
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Two spies have an encounter, each having valuable information for each other |
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[IP] Fire-Breathing Cats And Other Animal Oddities | I concentrated hard on the animal before me, something just did not seem right.
"Come on man, this is a deal of a lifetime, where else are you going to get fire breathing cat?" The man before me insisted, sweat overlapped his brows.
"I don't know, are you sure Maisey would like a fire breathing cat?" I asked.
"Y... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 33,023 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | Many people think that once someone dies they are taken to either Heaven or Hell or something else. But that doesn't happen automatically. Someone has to guide them, to lead them to their destination. I am that person. In my many years, I have lead many people to their final fates. Few want to see me, and I want to see... | 7 | 0 | 20 | 33,024 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | Next one's Robert Shannon. He's a child. Twelve fucking years old.
I've stopped caring. I remember, I used to cry whenever I picked up a new client. I was ignorant then. Blind. Deaf. An idiot. Now I see the light, and it tells me this: life is meaningless. It has to be. The universe wasn't created by a God and its exi... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 33,025 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | Life as death isn't too bad. You get immortality, all the abilities of a self-respecting ghost, and one bitching hook as a left hand. Heck, after a few hours of soaring through the skies, invisible to the human eye, I started to enjoy myself.
Don't take my word for it, though. I got the job pretty recently after crashi... | 10 | 0 | 20 | 33,026 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | I don't have to be emotionally attached to people to know that it's not fair. Agents of Death don't miss too much. We're not as aloof as one might think. We understand humanity. We predict its actions. We know what makes people sad, and we know what makes people happy. If you'd existed since life began, you would... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 33,027 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | Rules? Order? Standards? Morals? Meh.
God? HA!
I care for none of things.
Chaos? Death? Therein lies true passion.
6 year-old Johnny. Cancer. Loving family.....Music to my ears.
It truly excites me to see such a sight. Family? Devout. Record? Clean.
I can't wait to see the downward spiral of depression inflicted upon ... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 33,028 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | "You've got pick-up, John. Four in 56C-002-D3"
"Four? Accident?"
"Murder. Two adults, two under ten."
"Right."
"I'll have whisky prepared when you come back."
"Right."
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[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | I looked over this man as he slowly died before me. I could see him, but he couldn't see me. But at least not just yet. He was mortally wounded, the victim of a random drive-by shooting. Hmpf. He wasn't even the target, just some random person in the wrong place at the wrong time. Seems like most of the people I come b... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 33,030 |
[WP] Personify death as a man who has to take innocent murder victims, and how that impacts him | Droplets of rain -- less fine than a fog, but too thin to be a shower – softly fall around the courtyard, slowly slicking the aged cobblestone walkway; the warm orange glow of the incandescent street lights illuminate a middle-aged man as he strolls an older version of himself down the path toward a parking lot in the ... | 2 | 0 | 20 | 33,031 |
"Latin Literature is Unoriginal" Defend or Disagree |
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[WP] An unexpected, cataclysmic event wipes out humanity. Watching from the safety of your space shuttle, you realize you are the only one left. | God, I never thought I'd feel this way. The way a dog feels when its master leaves home, never knowing when they will return, but surely enough, the owner always comes home.
I don't think that my master will be returning home anytime soon.
I remember the first report. NASA sent up a video to the space station. I saw... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,033 |
[WP] Describe a day in the life of a theater actress with extreme OCD. | There are twelve steps from my mirror to the curtain. The light hurts my eyes. The crowd roar fades into dull buzz, wasps circling my head.
"Sarah," says the makeup artist. "Please come back. I'm nearly finished."
I rub the red from my cheeks. I'm not Sarah. Crack my head, open my heart: find Ophelia, weeping. Lady ... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33,034 |
[WP] Describe a day in the life of a theater actress with extreme OCD. | (With my limited understanding of OCD, I think this is roughly what you asked for)
There are twelve steps to my dresser. Twelve steps. Twelve. Four sets of three, three, three. Three is a good number, I like three. Three has a balance to it that makes the day go by.
I sit down in the chair in front of the dresser. T... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33,035 |
[WP] Make me love a character, then in the final sentence make me hate him. | Casey had his heart first broken at the age of five, when his horseshoe-haired father came home from Friday happy hour stinking of rye whiskey and lashed a belt around his wrist. He let the buckle free, though, and cracked it over Casey's back like a whip. That was Casey's first memory of speaking, when he screamed "no... | 102 | 0 | 57 | 33,036 |
[WP] Make me love a character, then in the final sentence make me hate him. | I dare say there has hardly been a man more of note than Mister John.
He was an upstanding sort. Even though some might view it as pedophilic, He loved children. He sponsored and took in many an orphan, and though the pop-media might say he had other intentions for the young persons... well... it simply wasn't true. M... | 3 | 0 | 57 | 33,037 |
[WP] Make me love a character, then in the final sentence make me hate him. | ["My Ex-Wife's Ghost"](http://kavaliercalm.bandcamp.com/track/my-ex-wifes-ghost) | 6 | 0 | 57 | 33,038 |
[WP] Make me love a character, then in the final sentence make me hate him. | At the age of 56, Doctor Graham Chadford's death came as a shock to the small village of Sumperton. He had been at the last parish meeting less than a week before, and nobody there thought there was anything remotely wrong with his health. Word quickly got around the village of his passing, and hundreds sent their cond... | 5 | 0 | 57 | 33,039 |
[WP] Make me love a character, then in the final sentence make me hate him. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 57 | 33,040 |
[WP] Make me love a character, then in the final sentence make me hate him. | He chooses the drapes. He isn't particularly fond of interior design, but he knows that a detail like that--the coral will accent the wainscoting nicely--will be appreciated by her.
He loves her.
He builds the bench for her; he thinks it's a terrible idea and that she will begin to drown in her own disappointment, bu... | 2 | 0 | 57 | 33,041 |
[WP] Write your wedding vows knowing you barely have a week to live. | I take you ------- to be my wife. For as long as eternity shall be, and after I will wait for you as I have in life, until the very end of my existence. For better or for worse and in sickness and in health. | 1 | 0 | 9 | 33,042 |
[WP] Write your wedding vows knowing you barely have a week to live. | My Love,
There is nothing I can tell you here that you do not already know. These past few years have been the happiest of my life thanks to you, and I hope that they have been the best of yours. You are my crutch, my angel, my life. You are the reason I have made it this far. I vow that I have loved you with all... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 33,043 |
[WP] Write your wedding vows knowing you barely have a week to live. | On today, our wedding day, I have nothing to offer you but an odd collection of promises that have probably never been offered at the altar before.
I promise to love and cherish you so fully that you feel worthy and beautiful and whole so that you may have the strength to love again.
I promise to quietly instill in y... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 33,044 |
[PM] Spring Break 2014 promptfest. Let's get tasty. | Take generic fantasy races (elves, dwarves, orcs, giants, goblins etc. etc.) and put them in a modern time age.
And why do elves have such unrealistic standards on e-mail format? | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,045 |
[PM] Spring Break 2014 promptfest. Let's get tasty. | Science is actually extremely advanced, yet diluted magic.
Old magic is rediscovered. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,046 |
[PM] Spring Break 2014 promptfest. Let's get tasty. | The forbidden romances of household appliances. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,047 |
[PM] Spring Break 2014 promptfest. Let's get tasty. | "If [disease] were a real person, I'd kick his ass." | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,048 |
write me a tale of the expansion of humanity from the point of view of an ancient land mass or animal |
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[WP] Sherlock Holmes finds Watson dead and the only clue is bloody paper boy hat. | As ever, I shall chronicle the important work of my friend and colleague, Sherlock Holmes, providing what may, perhaps, be my last detailed account of his genius. Sherlock arrived at our residence of 221B Baker Street at half past nine in the evening. Upon entering the apartment, he discovered my corpse lying face-up ... | 8 | 0 | 16 | 33,050 |
[WP] An ancient scientist, like the Chinese, Greek, or Arabic who is just beginning to put together our scientific understanding of the Universe, is somehow placed in our modern day society. | They say that magic and gods exist and cause things like lightning and volcanoes, but I have given this a great deal of thought and I am pretty sure they can be explained if they were studied enough. I think with a good amount of observation we could figure out the magic.
These were my last thoughts as I drifted off t... | 15 | 0 | 22 | 33,051 |
[MP] Alt-j (∆) Matilda | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 4 | 33,052 |
[WP] A household of 4, including two parents, a newborn baby, and a teenager, gets broken in to. End with exactly 2 people dead. | The door flies open, but I am prepared. I pull the trigger launching 9 lead balls out of the parkerized tube.
The would be robbers fall almost immediately, both of them clutching their chest.
Castle law motherfuckers.
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[WP] Every morning for the past week, you look out the window to see your neighbour leaving your driveway. | The sun comes up, my street awakes;
I hear the shower my beloved takes.
The kids bustle, they prepare for school;
Ellie screeches from our old dog’s drool.
I laugh and smile, but then dismay:
My neighbor Eric struts our driveway.
He’s rushing out, with briefcase and keys;
One week straight despite my plea... | 13 | 0 | 17 | 33,054 |
[WP] Every morning for the past week, you look out the window to see your neighbour leaving your driveway. | *Whatcha doing?* His secratary asked.
He adjusted the phone to the other ear. "Watching my neighbor pull out of my driveway." He told her.
"That interesting?" She asked.
"Mildly. I'm across the street. I always see him pulling out of my driveway in the morning when he thinks I'm asleep." He mumbled.
"Isn't that wei... | 6 | 0 | 17 | 33,055 |
[WP]Write a peace of pulpy Space Opera | The battleship Sepiida hung suspended in space. The ship was dark. It was too far out to noticeably eclipse the local binary star system. The toroidal ship measured 470m in circumference. It had a crew of 30, silently listening in the void. The Sepiida was equipped with 10 mirrors that directed light from two polarized... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 33,056 |
[WP] Put me in the most awkward situation imaginable. | Your best friend wants to date your mother. And your father is okay with it. | 3 | 0 | 9 | 33,057 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 184 | 33,058 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 184 | 33,059 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | Chris looks at me with a hollow look in his eyes and laughs.
"No," he says. "I don't believe it."
"The news just came in. They're using the emergency generator at Houston to contact us." I gesture at the satellite phone in my hand like it's going to prove that what I'm saying is true.
"I don't believe it." He re... | 218 | 0 | 184 | 33,060 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | It was 2021, aboard the old ISS. Funding had not been coming in for New Tokyo's Space Program. Most nations were involved in one the biggest wars our tiny blue planet had seen in almost 100 years. Some called it World War III but most just called it "the big one". Today I believe the war is ending. From my tiny cabin i... | 7 | 0 | 184 | 33,061 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | “It’s the big one,” the voice on the other end of the sat-phone had said. “I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.” The voice repeated it several times, like a faulty record, or a skipping CD. “I recommend you hang some cloth up over the windows, we,” the voice hesitated, a cough, “we don’t know how bright it’ll be up there.... | 68 | 0 | 184 | 33,062 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | We thought it was lightning.
No. How wrong we were. The sky was cloudless at first. It was bizarre, the clearest day any of us had ever seen. Maybe it was meant to be, for us so far away from the world to see what destruction our kind had wrought. The clear sky did not last long. By our third revolution, the entire As... | 28 | 0 | 184 | 33,063 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | "We saw it happening before they got word up to us. We didn't really notice until it got started in full. From what we could gather, North Korea sent out nukes, then the US sent some back, then Russia saw the opportunity, and before too long everyone with nukes was shooting them at someone else. The big blue ball we us... | 54 | 0 | 184 | 33,064 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | "Это не учения
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Это не учения
THIS IS NOT A DRILL"
Moments before the crew of the ISS clustered around the viewing window, watching what seemed like fireworks of global proportions go off in the distance.
No one spoke.
Silence weighed heavier in space.
"It can't be... it has to be some sort of ... | 12 | 0 | 184 | 33,065 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 184 | 33,066 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 184 | 33,067 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | I awoke with a start. Someone was screaming outside the sleeping quarters. I freed myself from the sleeping harness and pulled myself into the hall leading into the common area. The hall was just a well-lit tube with rails for making ones way through the station. Sergei entered the hall from the galley across the hal... | 22 | 0 | 184 | 33,068 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | Three Days.
"Houston, Anyone, This is R-zero-ISS, over"
John waited. Hearing only electronic noise. He keyed the mic again, uttering the same line he had now for three days, having long since abandoned the stations secure link to NASA for its amateur hamm radio back up.
"This is R-zero-ISS, is anybody listening, ove... | 6 | 0 | 184 | 33,069 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | [deleted] | 7 | 0 | 184 | 33,070 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | One point five hours. That is all the time it takes to whip around that cotton candy swirled blue and green sphere below. All day long, every day; a ceaseless yet imperceptible continual free fall towards the Earth. Light, then dark, and then light again... on and on. Always a sight to be seen; but then I had desired t... | 4 | 0 | 184 | 33,071 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 184 | 33,072 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | The radio crackled.
“Kppffffff kpffffffff. Come in, come in. This is Houston, repeat, this is Houston. Over.”
Drew glanced up at Kai with his usual look of speculation when receiving contact from Earth. A different country each day it seemed – the Americans, Russians, or Chinese; pestering for updates on the so-calle... | 1 | 0 | 184 | 33,073 |
[WP] Astronauts on the ISS space station receive word of devastating nuclear war on earth. | Jeff put down the phone. All the others gather around him to hear the exciting news! They’ve been waiting for over a week to hear when they might get to finally go home. The only thing keeping them from returning was a single computer algorithm. Running on a databank in the middle of Manhattan. The lone program was a s... | 1 | 0 | 184 | 33,074 |
[IP] Sea Monster | "What, we can't sell this game, I mean, just look at the graphics," said Tom as he stared at the image projected onto the meeting room wall.
Becky shrugged, "Well, its not *that* much worse than Doom III and that sold like a million copies."
Tom rubbed his eyes, "We're not iD software." He paused. "Look, I know you g... | 8 | 0 | 16 | 33,075 |
[IP] Sea Monster | The ocean stretched out before me an endless topaz gem. Sitting by the bow of my old skiff, sail fluttering listlessly over my shoulder, I dropped my line one last time. I watched as the bait slid slowly beneath the surface turning deeper shades of blue as it sank until all that remained was a thin filament of wire poi... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 33,076 |
[IP] Sea Monster | I rarely went diving alone. The bliss of studying a rainbow of coral, or scores of rapidly dancing fish, was best spent with a companion. But the reason I walked into the water tonight was different. All the fish would be hiding, and the corals' colour would be put to shame.
It felt wrong, dangerous, like a mythical ... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 33,077 |
Write a story about a child being murdered for 'moral' reasons. |
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[WP] make a comedy that suddenly switches to techno horror, out of no where. | We always enjoyed going out to the comedy club. New Tokyo was always trying to keep its citizens filled with entertainment. We would often go see our favorite stand up comedian, Mr. Nose. He would often joke about the soy products we were forced to eat which he said tasted like old toilet paper. We would all laugh beca... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 33,079 |
[WP] make a comedy that suddenly switches to techno horror, out of no where. | "What's the deal with airplane food?" he asked the audience. "The food tastes like cardboard, and they give you so little of it!"
Then one of the hecklers in the back of the audience says, in a loud but even voice, "Non sequitur. Humans don't eat large portions of food unless they like the taste. Your statement is ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 33,080 |
[WP] Every time I realize I'm dreaming, I try to protect someone or something from the inevitable destruction upon waking. | You know it won't work. It never does. You always wake up and then she is gone, the one who haunts your dreams, never to return. Until the next night, that is. But that has never stopped you from trying.
The thing about dreams is time goes funny. You can be asleep for thirty minutes, but have a dream that seems to las... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 33,081 |
[WP] Every time I realize I'm dreaming, I try to protect someone or something from the inevitable destruction upon waking. | Every time I realize I'm dreaming, the dreams scream at me to save them. For a while, I used to block it out and forget my dreams upon waking.
But the screams became too real.
But waking started to become hazy, and only dreams brought clarity.
The dreams, they begged me to remember them at first. So I kept a dream j... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 33,082 |
[WP] Where were you when the music stopped? | When did the music stop?
My family had always played music together. My parents made sure that each of their children learned an instrument. Mine was piano. My older brother played guitar, and my younger was a percussionist. My mother played the bass, and while my father did not play an instrument, he had a fantastic ... | 7 | 0 | 16 | 33,083 |
[WP] Where were you when the music stopped? | I was in the hospital. It was a routine thing, my situation. But it was still an accident. My mother always told me it wasn't, but after some searching one day, I discovered otherwise. Her family and doctors told me it should never have happened, and because it did, that's why I'm wrong. That never upset me, things wer... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 33,084 |
[WP] Where were you when the music stopped? | I caressed the ivory grip of the Colt on my hip. It felt strangely warm. The music box played, slowly winding down. Jack stood in the middle of the street waiting for me. The music box chimed, growing slower.
*Ping. Pang. Pong. Ping. Pang. Ping.*
I stepped out into the street, squinting as the wind kicked up a cloud... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 33,085 |
[WP] A passenger on Flight 370 is found to have been infected with the Ebola virus, the flight then went missing. | After months of searching, the massive hunt was over. They had finally come across the debris field, by this point anything that floated was on its way into the North Pacific gyre, but the heavier than water parts had settled onto a little over a square mile of the sea floor.
But, try as they might, they couldn't loca... | 3 | 0 | 0 | 33,086 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | Starcruiser for Sale!!!!! 15,000
Im selling my ’22 Starcruiser model XG44. Good condition, low parsecs. Star charts are only 3 cycles out of date (if you’re outside Galactic Central, they were updated 3544 GCE). Hyperdrive fully functional, but starts to rattle if exceeding 14WD. Can run up to 20WD for short bursts th... | 11 | 0 | 22 | 33,087 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | 4/7/2056 Looking for able bodied men and women willing to try something new! I'm an inventor and I need some test subjects for my teleportation device! Must sign waver upon arrival. I will pay handsomely.
4/24/2056 Looking for a non-professional cleanup crew. If you have a weak disposition or an aversion to bodily fl... | 17 | 0 | 22 | 33,088 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | **Clone of Dr. Anthony Thomelson Seeking Same (M4M)**
You: One of the dozen or so remaining clones left after the good doctor died with his laboratory.
Me: A smart, sensitive guy with particular needs and a limited lifespan.
If you're interested in long walks on the beach, staring lovingly into your own eyes, and pl... | 9 | 0 | 22 | 33,089 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | Litter of Black Worgs , 15 copper each !
Our battle-worg just gave birth to a litter or 9 puppuies , all healthy , pure-bred Orcish Battle-Worgs from the east . 3 black ones , 4 grey , 1 brown and one kind of yellow , all for sale !
Send a messanger raven to Battle Outpost 127 !
Price is non-negotiable , includes tr... | 7 | 0 | 22 | 33,090 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 22 | 33,091 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | For sale: used adventuring gear. Slightly damaged scaled-armor (bite-marks, minimal acid corrosion), longsword (no sheath). Looking to sell to someone who'd put them to better use than I ever did. | 3 | 0 | 22 | 33,092 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | E4W
Eldritch horror seeking able bodied and able minded woman for companionship. Able minded is very important, as most women literally go insane upon first glance.
Must be STD and free of transdimensional parasites.
Looking for more than fwb. Want someone to cuddle with at night. Well, in a few months it'll be eter... | 4 | 0 | 22 | 33,093 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | **NOW AVAILABLE: UNIQUE KEEP IN UP AND COMING BARREN WASTELAND. GREAT PRICE FOR A HISTORICAL LOCATION.**
Welcome to your new castle!
Tired of the King's Laws? Looking for a secluded space to commune with the spirits? Are you neighbors complaining about the sounds coming from your basement? Look no further than DEAD M... | 4 | 0 | 22 | 33,094 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | Thanix cannon for sale. In good condition. NO COLLECTORS!
Want to sell Thanix cannon. Newly fitted and never used. Originally made for stealth freighter but can convince crew to fit it for your ship of choice.
Reason for sale: Boyfriend is too busy calibrating to have sex. Need to blow off steam before highly class... | 5 | 0 | 22 | 33,095 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | FOR IMMEDIATE SALE: CDX Argosy light freighter, upgraded armaments! Accelerated turning, acceleration, fuel capacity, automated mapping, 2x2 proton cannons and turrets. Limited storage capacity due to mass expansion. *Slight* damage to stern, aft, starboard, and port hulls acquired in recent ~~capture~~ accident, CAVEA... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 33,096 |
[FF] Sci-Fi and Fantasy craigslist.org posts | Childcare - tentacle experience necessary
Seeking childcare provider for summer break. Experience with tentacle handling and cleaning is a must, and working knowledge of eye stalks is preferred but not required.
Pay is dependent on experience, but will exceed market average. Generous compensation will be provided in... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 33,097 |
[WP] Make me interested in whatever you like. | With a lift of a brush, you take command over the colours; and with a stroke of the pen, you bring ideas to life.
With colour comes a perspective, and from an idea you bring forth a message. Your every stroke need not only define your art, but define **you** as a person. The point of painting is not to showcase your pr... | 4 | 0 | 2 | 33,098 |
[WP] Make me interested in whatever you like. | Sorry if links don't work, on mobile.
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars, man. It had David Bowie, on saxophone, acoustic guitar, and vocals. He can change his singing voice to do so many different tones, it's amazing. Examples: [1](http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sdsW93ThQ) [2](http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33,099 |
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