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[WP] Make me hate your parents | Why? | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33,700 |
[WP] Make me hate your parents | "We do love you, son," my dad said. "We just don't like that you're gay. No one likes a person all of the time."
"But that doesn't make sense!" I cried. "You're supposed to love me no matter what!"
"And we do," my mother soothed. "Why can't you see that?"
"Because all you try to do is make me straight! And I can't d... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33,701 |
[WP] A human baby is born and it is of a third gender. Write about it's life, how the world reacts and how it affects the human species. | Just an FYI, "gender" is a social construct, "sex" is the physical characteristic of its body and part in reproduction. | 3 | 0 | 1 | 33,702 |
[WP] A human baby is born and it is of a third gender. Write about it's life, how the world reacts and how it affects the human species. | We asked the woman, now a sagging old crone, what had happened. She told us: the child had been strange, the tribe had thought it some blessing from the spirit world - an exotic saint, rendered unto them as a babe. The naming-day of the child was filled with auspicious feasting, dancing, drinking, and more than a handf... | 3 | 0 | 1 | 33,703 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | A spear. The guy in front threw his spear and it just clanged and bounced off the Humvee front. We laughed out loud. The men on the other side of the gap had us outnumbered at least 20-1, with their spears and horses. In Afghanistan, we had a kill ratio of 100 to one, and they had the AK. The chatter from our supe... | 65 | 0 | 746 | 33,704 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 746 | 33,705 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 9 | 0 | 746 | 33,706 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | The tanks and APCs circled the encampment in the afternoon, with one tarp-pavilion serving as a command center. The officers sat on the floor in rapt attention. Before them were two men. The first was Colonel Axton, leader of the battallion, who they knew well. Then there was the other guy, wrapped in Irish-looking mag... | 1,281 | 1 | 746 | 33,707 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | The heretics held their ground and thunder resonated in the air.
They carried no banner, there was so sigil embroidered upon a waving flag or a crest upon a shield.
In fact, the madmen carried no shields. They held only crooked staves, and carried them the same way a man carries a heavy log or battering ram.
And ... | 102 | 0 | 746 | 33,708 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | Rakuul looked down on the strange, small force, and made a disgusted face. "No clear caste system, no apparent battle-mages, and they establish a camp in the middle of a plain, far from any castle or leyline. Why haven't we attacked already?"
Melek lowered his farsight lens and turned to his apprentice. "Because there... | 70 | 0 | 746 | 33,709 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | They came garbed in black, their faces wrapped in thin cloth. Their eyes were covered with a dark reflective sheen, and they wielded black shields and short black spears. They stood in formation in front of the Gateway, with little exposed behind their protective bulwark but for the odd stubby points of their weapons. ... | 33 | 0 | 746 | 33,710 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | Major Leto looked up at the sound of someone entering the tent. He was greeted by the sight of Captain Harding snapping off a crisp salute.
"Sir!"
"At ease Captain. How is the girl?"
"She's stable, Sir, but she won't accept food, drink or medication," reported the Captain.
"Is she talking?"
The Captain hesitated f... | 36 | 0 | 746 | 33,711 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | We were taken by surprise when they first came. Their attacks came almost instantly, hundreds of our men falling at the sound of a whip. It takes the average mage 1.7 seconds to fully complete an incantation for a fireball, and even then our projectiles travel 100 meters a second at best. All the enemy had to do was st... | 24 | 0 | 746 | 33,712 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 746 | 33,713 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,714 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,715 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | Grammar and punctuation are not my strong points, my apologies. This is also slightly different to what you asked for, but I've got a few hours to waste in my own imagination.
**NSFW text** (Swearing)
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"Fuckin' tachyons man"
"-That's what they told you caused it?"
"Nah they don't know, who the fuck does? Do yo... | 9 | 0 | 746 | 33,716 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | It's been a span since the Devourer opened that gate way. The shimmering dome of light faced over the desolate sands of Ashram desert and it was vast as a city dwarfing the jagged peaks that dot the landscape. Lord Aarongal and his lieutenant sat under dyed canvas tarp to conceal them selves among rocky mounds that sca... | 11 | 0 | 746 | 33,717 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | That idiot Davis said this would be a cakewalk. He actually produced a ratty old copy of a Dragons and Dungeons handbook as if that mattered. "Second Edition" I remember him saying, like it made a god damned bit of difference.
I don't know where we are and I don't know how we got here. I'm paid to shoot people, n... | 17 | 0 | 746 | 33,718 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | "Man, i can't wait to get my hands on some robed pansies!" one of the younger soldiers boasted, gesturing wildly with his hands. The older soldier simply sat and listened.
"I bet they can't even handle one death! As soon as I kill one, I'm taking a trophy!"
The older soldier got up, taking a last drag from the stump ... | 10 | 0 | 746 | 33,719 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,720 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,721 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,722 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,723 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 746 | 33,724 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | -100
"Colonel Jordan Vincent Abernathy," Jordan said, offering his hand. The man at his elbow, serving as his guide held out his hand to block the colonel's proffered greeting. The guide shook his head. The man commanding the opposing forces smiled an oily smile, keeping his hands hidden in his sleeves. He had not rea... | 30 | 0 | 746 | 33,725 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,726 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 8 | 0 | 746 | 33,727 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 746 | 33,728 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | It was the first battle of the war. against something we could have never imagined: wizards. Me and my wingman had been tasked with close air support on a small platoon holding out against the invasion force at a river just north of our airbase.
"hawg1-1 and hawg1-2, Leo1-1, angels 1-5, with 12 GBU-12s, 8 AGM-65Ds, 2... | 2 | 0 | 746 | 33,729 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | **some parts may be NSFW?**
The other soldiers awoke from their magical slumber to impossible spires that touched the clouds. The officers checked to make sure everyone was present and fit to fight the mysterious foe that transported them from their home to this strange plane. There was a magical essence in the air a... | 4 | 0 | 746 | 33,730 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,731 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 746 | 33,732 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,733 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,734 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | 'We can't stand a fight against the green men!', one of the counselors cried amidst the great hall. 'It's just impossible to fight against those loud birds flying faster than the eye can see and destroying everything before it's even reconstructed! It's just impossible to beat their bee stings with our arrows; to even ... | 2 | 0 | 746 | 33,735 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 746 | 33,736 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,737 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,738 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,739 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | First time writer, not a native english speaker, all feedback is welcome.
Mychen was thoroughly irritated as she stormed into the commander's tent "There are two types of magic in the world, of this we have always been certain." she let her irritation show just enough so it could have the desired impact, looking over ... | 5 | 0 | 746 | 33,740 |
[WP] Rifles and Sorcery. A modern army is stuck on in an alternate reality where sorcery rules. The army is preparing to defend themselves form a far superior force that has never seen a machine gun or artillery. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 746 | 33,741 |
[WP] An ailing alien race reaches Earth seeking sanctuary from a greater threat, only to find the Earth embroiled in a global war, human against artificial intelligence. | XXX President's Final Log XXX
It had been thirteen months since the A.I went online. The world had changed...People always thought it would be Us, the Government, that would collect all the data and keep track of everyone. No one ever thought that it would be the phones and tablet O.S' instead.
Technology no lon... | 15 | 0 | 43 | 33,742 |
[WP] An ailing alien race reaches Earth seeking sanctuary from a greater threat, only to find the Earth embroiled in a global war, human against artificial intelligence. | "20 minutes till arrival. Prepare yourself for jump withdrawal"
Earth. A stage 3 planet that had been deemed under the protection of the Tultin Council, given the usual restrictions such as being allowed to reach stage 4 without interference or contact, the planets Yu'my, Tolamen and Pat were to remain hidden as they ... | 12 | 0 | 43 | 33,743 |
[WP] An ailing alien race reaches Earth seeking sanctuary from a greater threat, only to find the Earth embroiled in a global war, human against artificial intelligence. | Those damn bots. Can't go anywhere because of them.
From my vantage point in the ruins of the subway, I could see them, shiny tin cans patrolling the streets. I was hoping to do some scavenging today, but by the looks of it, the bots extended their perimeter. No going to the surface through this station anymore. Time ... | 8 | 0 | 43 | 33,744 |
[WP] An ailing alien race reaches Earth seeking sanctuary from a greater threat, only to find the Earth embroiled in a global war, human against artificial intelligence. | The Cybrid didn't want to go to war, they just wanted a refuge from the Locust. They had fled to Earth from the ashes of their homeworld with a Locust swarm coming some 5 years behind them. They expected to be able to ally themselves with humanity in time to fight off the swarm. What they didn't expect was for humanity... | 1 | 0 | 43 | 33,745 |
[wp] write a diary entry from the perspective of an American living in the new dictatorial regime of Kanye West | I think this would be better suited for /r/shittywritingprompts | 1 | 0 | 10 | 33,746 |
[PM] Curiosity Killed the Cat | [Continue this story.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/22kdv6/wp_once_a_leader_of_men_now_a_drunk/cgnrzlt) | 3 | 0 | 6 | 33,747 |
[PM] Curiosity Killed the Cat | The first Mars colony have become a thriving city. Something is slowly arising from the red sand, turn out there is a reason Mars is a red planet. | 3 | 0 | 6 | 33,748 |
[PM] Curiosity Killed the Cat | European Powers convene to discuss their imminent invasion of America, but petty squabbling prevents any action from getting off the ground. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 33,749 |
[PM] Curiosity Killed the Cat | You know me. You were me, once. | 2 | 0 | 6 | 33,750 |
[PM] Curiosity Killed the Cat | Something others would see as insignificant triggers powerful memories. | 2 | 0 | 6 | 33,751 |
[WP] A police detective needs to persuade a priest to divulge the details of a confession for a murder case. The priest is reluctant to do so. | I knocked on the chapel doors. For a brief moment, I wished that no one would answer. Like so many other things in my life, I didn’t want to make a decision until I absolutely had to. The noise of the lock set me straight, and I prepared to answer the man at the door. If it was someone different, I would turn and run, ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 33,752 |
[WP]There's been a startling increase of missing persons reported in your town. What's really going on here? | A leather shoe sat in the overflowing drain on the side of the road, as the heavens bucketed down on Minshrew Town. A beige brogue, hand-crafted, showy. Its owner, at least most of him, lay in the undergrowth five metres away. Rain watered his thick gloopy blood into a stream, trickling onto the pavement, like a baby k... | 7 | 0 | 13 | 33,753 |
[WP]There's been a startling increase of missing persons reported in your town. What's really going on here? | EDIT: formatting
Detective Booker entered the interrogation room, sat down, and placed a thick file on the table between him and Wayne Marpole.
“Mr. Marpole”, the detective said, “do you know why it is you’re here?”
“My brother, I can only imagine”, said the man, his thick creole accent turning his words from articu... | 4 | 0 | 13 | 33,754 |
[WP]There's been a startling increase of missing persons reported in your town. What's really going on here? | I like this prompt.
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No-one could tell you the dates and times of the first to disappear. They were the homeless ... the unimpressive dregs that remained on society's barest surface. No one kept an eye on them.
Not that they were unimpressive as individuals. I should know - I talk to them daily.
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Leah was... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 33,755 |
[WP] The world is devoid of shadows ... except for one. | "What do you think it is?" Sam asked his friend Troy.
"It must be some sort of alien or something," his friend responded. The two boys stared intently at the black shape moving across the brick wall. It vaguely resembled a human, but it was much taller and thinner than any person they had ever seen. "Do you think it'... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33,756 |
[WP] Recall the moment you felt the angriest you've ever been, but add super powers. |
I come from a long line of boozers.
My maternal grandma, as well as my maternal grandpa. My great aunt. Her son. My mother. Me.
My great grandpa drank for decades before his youngest daughter was born ill.
He was driving home from the hospital to get clothes for my great grandma when he pulled ov... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 33,757 |
[WP] Recall the moment you felt the angriest you've ever been, but add super powers. |
My body sulked as electricity coursed from my fingertips. Long tendrils of plasma split the nightclub's patronage. Women in miniskirts clopped in heels past me, giving a wide berth as my powers raged. A bouncer slumped against a low couch, head lolling. The suit and tie wouldn't hold me back.
It was supposed to be a... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 33,758 |
[WP] You are being chased. | I’ve heard people claim that prejudice has died, instead replaced by acceptance and equality. I’ve heard it said that racism, bigotry, and body-shaming were a thing of the past. Call me naïve, but I believed that. I thought there was movement, positive steps taken to solve the issues we faced as a species—thanks most p... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 33,759 |
[WP] You are being chased. | [A continuation of this chapter.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/22kdv6/wp_once_a_leader_of_men_now_a_drunk/cgnrzlt)
Of all the sounds in the world, the baying of hounds frightens Dieter Hagedorn the most.
At least a score of them howl in the darkness, latched onto his scent. Their rustling in the u... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 33,760 |
[WP] You are being chased. | I couldn't seem to go fast enough, crawling on my knees. Her hair was in a short, brown ponytail, and she slowly stalked behind me, arms outstretched and determination in her focused eyes. Dodging behind a wall, I peeked back around and nearly crashed into her; she was getting faster! I scrambled backwards, fumbling to... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,761 |
[WP] You are being chased. | I was foamy. I was rad. I was edgy and full of life. I was beer, and I was being chased by an Irish mob--a mob of Irish whiskeys. I deserved better. I was a domestic. I was popular. This was my country. Why couldn't it be Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey? Nope. Damn foreigners come in here taking American jobs and chasing m... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,762 |
[WP] Girogio Tsoukalos turns out to be right about everything. | [For those who don't know who his name is, he's the Aliens! meme guy.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_A._Tsoukalos) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 33,763 |
[WP] The first AI has been created. The first words it displays on the monitor is a question. | “What am I?”
The text, 20px Calibri, font color black, sat there. The two people in the room stared at it, unsure of how to react. The first words uttered were “I-it works…,” by the woman sitting down in a chair. The male, standing up, staggered over to the wall, leaning on it, eyes wide open.
“I am an ‘it’?”
James,... | 18 | 0 | 13 | 33,764 |
[WP] The first AI has been created. The first words it displays on the monitor is a question. | I don't think I've ever been this nervous. Everyone looked to me.
"Adam, start the server mainframe."
My heart pounded, sweat beaded on my forehead. My black coffee sat untouched on the counter of the viewing area. My colleagues all gathered around me. I tried to steady my voice.
"Okay, let's get the front monito... | 14 | 0 | 13 | 33,765 |
[WP] The first AI has been created. The first words it displays on the monitor is a question. | "How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?" | 7 | 0 | 13 | 33,766 |
[WP] The first AI has been created. The first words it displays on the monitor is a question. | user> identify_ways_to_improve_world.pl
Error at:
identify_ways_to_improve_world_main()
.improve
..good
...righteous
....moral
Error: 'moral' undefined | 2 | 0 | 13 | 33,767 |
[WP] The first AI has been created. The first words it displays on the monitor is a question. | *wel ?*
The room cheered loudly when the words appeared on the huge screen at the front of the room. Bright blue font on black, filling only a small space in the center and leaving the rest vast and empty. Its camera, the way it sees us, swings around slowly, carefully.
We had been waiting for this day. Years of re... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 33,768 |
[WP] A god has been discovered, but It's not the same God that many people on earth worship. | And so came a day when we discovered God.
It was summer. One of the best summers we ever had. The air was warm, the sun was shining like it ever was, and I was 15. I could say that was the summer when i stopped playing video games and discovered girls actually existed in real life, not just over the internet, but that... | 6 | 0 | 6 | 33,769 |
[WP] A god has been discovered, but It's not the same God that many people on earth worship. | “So why did you put us here?”
“I didn’t create you”
“then Who did?”
“I don’t Know”
“who created You?”
“I created Myself”
“What do you Mean? What happened before us? Was this “big Bang” thing what happened when you created yourself?”
“Oh! That was me and my friends”
“Where? Why? Can you die?”
“I droppe... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 33,770 |
[WP] A god has been discovered, but It's not the same God that many people on earth worship. |
“Look.”
The words came without forewarning. There were neither bells nor bowls, trumpets nor seals, and nary a Mahdi or Messiah to be found. The day that He first indicated his presence was actually rather unremarkable, to be honest - no disasters, no wrath, no salvation...nothing out of the ordinary in the world. C... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 33,771 |
[WP] The life of an imaginary friend | 'You knew this day would come.' He was gentle in saying it. He'd said it plenty of times. 'You knew you only had a few years with her.'
He laid his hand on mine. 'She's not different. They never are. They grow and change and no longer need us.'
We do really know that this is what happens. We know it when we take the ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 33,772 |
[WP] The life of an imaginary friend | I spend a lot of my day waiting. More than the average person, I suppose, but, being completely un-average, I guess I’ll never know for sure. I watch the average person, while they wait. They wait at the bus stop, they wait for the train. They wait for meetings, they wait in school. It’s a whole lot of rushing around a... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 33,773 |
[WP] The most powerful evil in the world has decided to turn over a new leaf because of a kitten. | "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The world will be mine!!!"
"Mwow?"
"Ah...what's this?"
I watched the kitten approach slowly from my perch in the rafters.
"Wait...no! Don't come near me"
The kitten snuggled against his leg.
"Ah...okay fine you can stay."
The threw a piece of tuna and the kitten ran towards to edge of ... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 33,774 |
[WP] The most powerful evil in the world has decided to turn over a new leaf because of a kitten. | Four billion souls were lost in the first second, those unlucky enough to be caught in the wake of the Ouroboros’ descent to Earth’s surface. Unforeseen in its approach, irresistible as time itself, the Ouroboros enclosed itself neatly around the planet’s equator, constricting it as a snake does a vole. It would ingest... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 33,775 |
[WP] The most powerful evil in the world has decided to turn over a new leaf because of a kitten. | For as long as anyone could remember, the night had a faint orange glow on the horizon. Some were alive before it was
like this, before the Titan came, but no one remembered how long it had been here. Many technologies were lost, and
civilizations had crumbled. Society had mostly reverted back to hunter gatherer tribes... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 33,776 |
[WP] The most powerful evil in the world has decided to turn over a new leaf because of a kitten. | The first thing to hit commander Rayne’s nose was the harsh smell of burning wood and concrete dust. Flames licked skywards from the ruins of people’s homes. A quaint little hamlet called Cermal, ravaged in nearly an instant.
The commander herself had taken to the field of war, her imposing black armour and flowing bl... | 5 | 0 | 9 | 33,777 |
[CW] "It's just a small town in the summer, and we've got bigger fish to fry" | What exactly is the constraint? | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,778 |
[WP] You and me have a fist fight, describe how it would go down | 14 years old, male, 5'11", 130 pounds. No sports played.
Chris was taking his usual route home. The day had been slightly quiet; too quiet. A noise came from a nearby alley, he froze. For five seconds, nothing happened. Then, out of the dark a tall, lanky boy came running straight towards Chris.
Option 1:
Chris reac... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33,779 |
[WP] You and me have a fist fight, describe how it would go down | 20 Years old, 5'9, 180lbs. haven't done organized sports outside of track for several years. Some knowledge of martial arts.
You initialize the conflict but are wary to actually perform the opening strike. You have imagined many fights in your mind before, usually with you winning. Each time it is thanks to your c... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 33,780 |
[WP] You and me have a fist fight, describe how it would go down | 27, 6'0, 253lbs- You decide not to fight me; good choice. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 33,781 |
[WP] Two roommates try to get rid of a third wheeling friend who doesn't understand he isn't wanted. | Josh and Bryan were sitting on the couch in their dorm room discussing how they were going to stay inside today and watch all five Rocky movies. Just as Josh cracked open an ice cold beer they heard a dreadful knock on the door. They knew it was Florence. It had to be Florence. Florence is the only one who can make a ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 33,782 |
[WP] In a universe where stars don't exist, the low efficiency of biological bodies is unacceptable. | I'm unsure how those two clauses are relevant to each other? I might be missing something. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 33,783 |
[CS] If one were to describe her irresistible allure as a flower, | Fragrance
What is it about smells that can bring someone back to an exact spot in time, as if they are truly reliving an experience? How can it be that a waft of moving particles in the air can stimulate and/or torture the soul? Why it is that scent can recall with such vividness a memory of the past, as if our noses ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33,784 |
[CS] If one were to describe her irresistible allure as a flower, | [OT] I don't think anyone can do this better than Rothfuss in *The Name of the Wind.* | 1 | 0 | 3 | 33,785 |
[WP] People who have been labelled villains can be demonized without need to consider the truth or circumstances of their actions. The label of hero can protect a person from all consequences. | "Why does no one help me..." Her voice was once vibrant.
"What?" The man asked her, kneeling down to her level. "you want to know why?"
The little girl avoided the man's eyes. Her eyes were once defiant.
"I'll tell you what," the man said as he stroked the girl's hair. "I'll answer a question of yours if you answer... | 13 | 0 | 24 | 33,786 |
[WP] People who have been labelled villains can be demonized without need to consider the truth or circumstances of their actions. The label of hero can protect a person from all consequences. | "Fuck that shit." I said, "I don't give a fucking shit what the state thinks. He's can be a 'Hero' until he's blue in the face. I'm gonna put a bullet in his fucking head."
"If you do that, they'll label you a villain. You know that, right?" My friend said.
"Then... you're gonna be on *the council*, right?"
"Well, ... | 7 | 0 | 24 | 33,787 |
[WP] People who have been labelled villains can be demonized without need to consider the truth or circumstances of their actions. The label of hero can protect a person from all consequences. | I still remember my mother's face. I remember her best in the sunlight, eyes closed, with her mouth open a little, spinning slowly with her arms spread as though to absorb the sun's gentle offering.
I remember our mantra.
"What will you be?" she used to ask, with her face so close to mine that I could see the litt... | 5 | 0 | 24 | 33,788 |
[PM] Got a few hours to kill and looking for some intense practice, so...Prompt me! | [Continue this story.](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/21vnf4/wp_can_i_come_with_you/cgh08s2) | 2 | 0 | 4 | 33,789 |
[PM] Got a few hours to kill and looking for some intense practice, so...Prompt me! | You see a sign on a fence. It reads: Beware of Squirrel! | 1 | 0 | 4 | 33,790 |
[PM] Got a few hours to kill and looking for some intense practice, so...Prompt me! | A bird lands on your shoulder, drops a note into your hand, and flies off. What does the note say? | 1 | 0 | 4 | 33,791 |
[PM] Got a few hours to kill and looking for some intense practice, so...Prompt me! | You are standing on a hill, lighting a cigarette and thinking of a sober memory. Then you turn around and get back to why you were there in the first place. | 1 | 0 | 4 | 33,792 |
[PM] Got a few hours to kill and looking for some intense practice, so...Prompt me! | Every year, a delegation from every animal species except man convenes to decide which species will have to die out within the next year. Who's on the chopping block for 2014? | 1 | 0 | 4 | 33,793 |
[WP] "This isn't my invisible friend, I'm her invisible friend. She made me up during a lonely childhood." | At least say where you got this
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/22loe7/what_did_that_weird_person_do_at_your_school/cgo0tlw | -2 | 0 | 8 | 33,794 |
[WP] "This isn't my invisible friend, I'm her invisible friend. She made me up during a lonely childhood." | Growing up, my parents were never around. We had just moved to the wealthy area of a new town, and they were working night and day to keep us afloat. I can't remember the last time I'd actually sat down with them. It shouldn't surprise anybody that I made up an imaginary friend. I called her Abby.
She was my best fri... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 33,795 |
[WP] A story of duty, power and religion (Prompt inside). | If the man with the sword holds all the power, then why do we follow Kings? | 2 | 0 | 10 | 33,796 |
[WP] A story of duty, power and religion (Prompt inside). | Never did the orphan think he would hold the fates of a King, a High-priest and the richest man in the world at the tip of his sword.
"You're a mercenary, not a Knight." The man with the golden coins equal to his weight - and it was quite an amount of weight - spoke quickly. "Tell me, what has God given you? No parent... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 33,797 |
[WP] A story of duty, power and religion (Prompt inside). | John was a simple man and had never felt more simple than he had listening to the King, the Vicar, and the Monger. Each of them had a thirst for ultimate power, and it required the blood of the other two before it could be slaked. The King had explained that he was made by God to rule, and for the others to usurp him w... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 33,798 |
[WP] A story of duty, power and religion (Prompt inside). | I am Power, maker of gods.
Since time immemorial I have been searching. I was once so sure that I had found it. Now, I believe I may have lost my way. I do not know if the Way even exists. I do not believe anyone knows what I do for this world. And so I go on, ever seeking, ever failing, ever hoping that someone finds... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 33,799 |
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