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[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Charles got in the black limo, he was furious: the same girl that got him fired was the girl that he’d have to cater to for however she kept her job, he hoped that wouldn’t be for very long. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,400 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | So far I've met my roommate, thrown up in a garbage can, and told my mom goodbye. | 5 | 0 | 90 | 3,401 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | The best years of my life were brought about by swallowing a bullet.
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[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I have wandered these woods for many generations of men, without purpose, numb against the misery of loneliness. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,403 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Assuming, then, that you have nothing to lose - because by this point you've finally left your job and your house and bed and all your clothes and books and mugs and cat, and that you have an unknown but probably two-figure sum in your bank account, that you have glided along city sidewalks and sat in strangers' cars a... | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,404 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,405 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Burying your parents is never easy, especially not as children, but when the world is as messed up as it is now it's almost as if people expect it. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,406 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | He wasn't ready for the universe, and the universe was pretty sure it wasn't ready for him, but in the end, they needed each other to survive. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,407 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,408 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | He was delirious. Waking up and rubbing his eyes he looked around at his new found company sitting with him at a fine mahogany table, a tired crew of tattered clothes and sunken eyes. Glancing down at his immaculate place setting he saw a fine embossed card, adorned with "participant 7" in extravagant handwritten lette... | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,409 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,410 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | And there I was, smack dab in the middle between Blowjob Julie and Roidrage Dave, along with the rest of Chicago's finest. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,411 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | He had waited impatiently for hours and finally the door opened with a soft creak. He was ready to die. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,412 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I'm fairly certain there's some sort of irony in there being a Bug Light distributor right across the street from the courthouse, I'm just not sure what it is yet. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,413 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | After what seemed like an eternity, the man's screams withered to hoarse pleas for mercy, then gargled breaths, then nothing, the blood loss having finally put a stop to the racket. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,414 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | "Do you really have to touch that?" | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,415 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I never understood how she could make blood and sweat and whiskey stained blouses look so good, but the way she held that glass, and the way she licked her tears away from the corner of her mouth said something to me: Wife her. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,416 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | And for the third time in my life, I was thankful that invulnerability wasn't my super power. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,417 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | At first he was a little embarassed to be telling the truth for the first time in his life, and then he remembered he was in a room full of murders and that feeling quickly faded. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,418 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Being born in a cult myself, I had to ask her. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,419 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | As I sit here, scribbling in this journal, waiting for the zed to break in and get me, I wonder if there was anything I could have done differently to save myself. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,420 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,421 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | When you wake up crying, there is this second where you wonder why, which makes it all the more painful when you remember. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,422 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | It was summer, decidedly cold, and I had accidentally murdered the postie. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,423 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Her world burned brilliant red, but goosebumps rose on her arms and back of her neck as she screamed into the night.
-004 ~~January 4rd~~ January 5th
(Saw this while I was at work and couldn't reply earlier, dammit.) | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,424 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | People say when you can't see the evil in the world, you are the evil in the world, I'm proof of this. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,425 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | The 87th time I died, I was impaled. It was only then he told me that I had to be careful. | 6 | 0 | 90 | 3,426 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | There is a giant on a small planet. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,427 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | My self-esteem is fine. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,428 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Hello, my name is Daniel and today I am going to kill myself. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,429 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I have no idea why it picked us, but it did and this is our life now. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,430 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Maybe deep within our minds are hidden words that we cannot comprehend, or maybe it's just my paranoia. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,431 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | She had eyes. I know I'm supposed to divulge into every detail about the sparkle trying to escape in her cornea, or the color locked in her ires, but I won't. Ah but you should have seen the way she looked at me. | 5 | 0 | 90 | 3,432 |
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Iffy watched as the *Morpheus* glided silently past her, Kentucky at the helm, and couldn't help but think *"Dammit, not again."* | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,433 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | The first time we dropped the bomb, a city vanished; the last time we dropped the bomb, a world blinked out of existence. This is what happened in the meantime. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,434 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | His mirror whispered and he complied. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,435 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | "Come with me," the knife sang as it plunged downwards, "come with me into eternity". | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,436 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | It's always Tuesday when the the whole world goes to shit, innit? | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,437 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,438 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I have met a lot of pirates in my day, but you are the first one I've ever met who is sober. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,439 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,440 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | He knew he had a dozen but he desperately wanted to leave the parking lot with eleven condoms left. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,441 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | He could hear the faint rattling of a hundred chains, but he could see no faces. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,442 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I didn't want to die a nobody who never took a risk outside of his comfort zone, yet here I am. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,443 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Brennt Murray had always known his death would be a suicide. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,444 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | A demon knows not the rage of an undying man. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,445 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | It was in this pub that I would sit alone and often wonder whether there existed a city in this world that I wouldn't eventually grow to hate. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,446 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | So there I am cowering behind the counter in a convenience store with a pistol in my hand. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,447 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | We were children once, but there is no place for children in this world anymore. | 2 | 0 | 90 | 3,448 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I lit the cigarette, giving up on stopping the blood from seeping out of the wound in my chest. My eyes traced my trail of blood back to where I had left back to my rifle. It was more an appendage than a weapon at this point. She looked happy, surrounded by her shell casings, her children. I took a deep drag on the cig... | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,449 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Time truly does fly, sometimes literally. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,450 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,451 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Tom blinked at what was before him, confused and disturbed by the noisy, whirring contraption that also called itself a man. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,452 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,453 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Gregor watched, his eyes wide with fear, as the clock ticked back from 12am to 11:59pm. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,454 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | A piercing pain in the back of my head made my vision become blurry, then darkness flooded my vision as the warm crimson liquid pooled around my head on the floor. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,455 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | It's almost amazing how badly some people understand the basics of torture. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,456 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | It wasn't a dark and stormy night, but rather a beautiful, hot summers day when Ian was born. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,457 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,458 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I’m sitting on my chair in my college room, drinking my coffee and doing something everyone sometimes said to himself : “ You know...I should write a book someday “ . | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,459 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | A man was laying in the middle of the street, in a puddle half an inch deep. Even as he was illuminated by the neon lights of the skyscrapers and towers nearby, no one paid him any heed.
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I know it's two sentences but I couldn't compress it. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,460 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | A common enemy is known to bring together adversaries, the king had become that enemy, sitting on his throne of gold and red. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,461 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,462 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | High above the snow line, in a place where trees had no right to grow, there stood a vast tropical forest, teeming with life and vibrant with colourful flowers and blossoms of all varieties. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,463 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | George stood and looked at the sun rise; admiring its golden glow, he realised he was late for work. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,464 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Diana was unaccustomed to the scent of rain. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,465 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | There are fortunes to be made in the death of kings. | 3 | 0 | 90 | 3,466 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | He came back, HE CAME BACK she shouted slowly closing her eyes, squeezing the trigger as they stood glanzing down upon her naked pale body. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,467 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I began life in the normal fashion, just an ordinary person, then the aliens are arrived and that changed everything. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,468 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | A storm churned in the distance, tossing and turning the seas like God’s eggbeater. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,469 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I wish I was born in the glory days, when the sun shined once in a while and people had hope and could live without fear; the days before the darkness, before the experiments in sterile white labs that decimated humanity in the name of "redesigning the human race." | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,470 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | No matter how badly we try to stop playing this little game she and I made for ourselves it's just to fun to stop. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,471 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | The flames would dance around my fingers, yet the Smell and pain of burning flesh remained absent. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,472 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | On the 5th of January I found myself caught in a landslide with no escape from reality. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,473 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,474 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Well, so much for saving the world. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,475 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | I like this one | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,476 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | For as long as I can remember, I've always been two people. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,477 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | Veronica Winterstrange, aged 18 years, 8 months, 4 days, 22 hours and 6 minutes, has not had any problems with life up to this point. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,478 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | We awoke to find that very quickly the lights down on the pale blue dot were going out. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,479 |
[FF] Write the first sentence of the novel you've always wanted to write | The odds of survival were non-existent, and that made me happy. | 1 | 0 | 90 | 3,480 |
Santa's Fascist Regime will Fall |
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[CW] Write a story with a moral using only words with four or more letters. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3,482 |
[CW] Write a story with a moral using only words with four or more letters. | 'Sit …'
*Shit!*– I sit hit.
'This shit is shit!'
I tried :( | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3,483 |
[CW] Write a story with a moral using only words with four or more letters. | Pain is what can make life hard, but if one can get past all the bad, you can lead a true goal. A goal that can join with love and joy, a path a man or lady must trek to gain a well off end in his or her long span of life. But with the lack of pain we lose view of how the less well-off feel, and in turn we lose our bon... | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3,484 |
[CW] Write a story with a moral using only words with four or more letters. | Wealthy elitists always play sick games with those beneath them, although poor folk often allow this, hoping that with each defeat they will move higher, praying that they may leave their flea-ridden tier. There exists those that refuse, naturally, resisting whatever temptations that said elitists offer them. They aren... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3,485 |
[CW] Write a story with a moral using only words with four or more letters. | Though heart's painfully stricken; love's healing grace will mend your every wound. | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3,486 |
[CW] Write a story with a moral using only words with four or more letters. | Spent high school prioritising study over standard teenage endeavours: college preparation.
Spent college agonising over course decisions, hoping society's expectations were reachable. Ignored parties.
Spent adult life working, promotion following promotion. Never-ending cycle ultimately resulting with emptiness. Ric... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 3,487 |
Satan gets fired due to his incompetence. You are among many selected satanic candidates to compete for the vacant position. Write a speech to persuade the public that you are the best man for the job and and your policies are going to bring about the most effective changes. |
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Satan gets fired due to his incompetence. You are among many selected satanic candidates to compete for the vacant position. Write a speech to persuade the public that you are the best man for the job and and your policies are going to bring about the most effective changes. | who fires satan? | 3 | 0 | 37 | 3,489 |
Satan gets fired due to his incompetence. You are among many selected satanic candidates to compete for the vacant position. Write a speech to persuade the public that you are the best man for the job and and your policies are going to bring about the most effective changes. | "Hello, denizens of hell.
If you all look under your chairs, you will find..."
*clank*clank*clank*clank*clank*
"...armed bear traps. That is all. Thank you." | 27 | 0 | 37 | 3,490 |
Satan gets fired due to his incompetence. You are among many selected satanic candidates to compete for the vacant position. Write a speech to persuade the public that you are the best man for the job and and your policies are going to bring about the most effective changes. | As Governor of the Great State of Alaska, I got familiar with the challenges of leadership. And among those challenges is the challenge of leading. But I've been able to grab that moose by the horns and wrestle it like a bear.
So when it comes to the mission of leading the Great State of Hell, I believe that I can say... | 4 | 0 | 37 | 3,491 |
Satan gets fired due to his incompetence. You are among many selected satanic candidates to compete for the vacant position. Write a speech to persuade the public that you are the best man for the job and and your policies are going to bring about the most effective changes. | My fellow derelicts. It has come down to me and one other candidate to lead our beloved Underwold. The Hell you call home.
Our candidate over there, when he was asked what he intended to do about rapists, do you know what he answered? Do you? He gave a meek answer of placing pineapples up their anus! That's all, nothi... | 1 | 0 | 37 | 3,492 |
Satan gets fired due to his incompetence. You are among many selected satanic candidates to compete for the vacant position. Write a speech to persuade the public that you are the best man for the job and and your policies are going to bring about the most effective changes. | Ladies, Gentlemen, Citizens of Hell. I am joined before you today to submit my candidacy for the esteemed Lord Of Darkness position.
In order to build a better future, we must not forget our past. Let us take a moment and consider the previous regimes strengths and weaknesses.
Their administration included some of t... | 5 | 0 | 37 | 3,493 |
[WP]A scientist subject to an international manhunt calls into a talk radio show to explain what drove him to release a genetically engineered Ebola plague. | "And we're back ladies and gentleman. Hope you didn't miss us too much! Trust us, we enjoy those ads just as much as you do." Mikey chuckled into the mic. Knowing that his audience probably didn't care. They came here for the music choice, not his witty remarks.
The phone sitting off to his right caught his eye, it w... | 7 | 0 | 9 | 3,494 |
[FF] Santa's Regime must Fall | The North Pole was lit up like a Christmas tree, but all Miggins could remember was the bloodied corpses of his fellow elves. The battle still raged below him, down the mountain and inside the vast Claus compound. Fires raged all around, vast columns of black smoke were accompanied by yellow hell fires and the screams ... | 7 | 0 | 18 | 3,495 |
[FF] Santa's Regime must Fall | [Santa Claus Assassinated in Drone Strike](http://splatitudes.blogspot.ca/2010/12/santa-claus-assassinated-in-drone.html) | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3,496 |
[FF] Santa's Regime must Fall | A very unique take on the prompt which is also a sequel to another work of mine. The elf narrates most of it. The story KIND OF breaks the fourth wall talking to the reader until it turns into 2nd person. Also, a note about verb usage if you don't mind small spoilers:
The elf is telling you this from a timeless pla... | 2 | 0 | 18 | 3,497 |
[WP] A large and very slow moving asteroid is detected coming toward earth, images from observatories and Hubble reveal its actually a very well preserved derelict alien dreadnaught that has clearly been abandoned for hundreds or even thousands of years. | That was the plot of [Rendezvous with Rama!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rendezvous_with_Rama)
~~~
It hit the moon within two weeks of the last Apollo astronaut's death. A lot of people take that as a bad omen, but I like to think of it more as a stick to go with the carrot of nice views and not being extinct.
NA... | 12 | 0 | 33 | 3,498 |
[WP] A large and very slow moving asteroid is detected coming toward earth, images from observatories and Hubble reveal its actually a very well preserved derelict alien dreadnaught that has clearly been abandoned for hundreds or even thousands of years. | Didn't see the [WP] for a sec and i had a little mini-heart attack. | 0 | 0 | 33 | 3,499 |
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