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[WP]A teen in a post-apocalyptic world desperately seeks an orthodontist to remove his/her braces, and accidentally ends up saving the world.	"That's a lot of smoke." I was immediate furious with myself. Small mistakes. But in this world it only takes small mistakes to get yourself killed, or worse. Not to mention a human voice carried remarkably well over the landscape the firestorms left, and the packs of feral dogs have long since learned to associate tha...	2	115	34,100
[WP] Write as if the main character will be played by Nicolas Cage	There's no way to know how he'd act, that man's an Enigma.	2	12	34,101
Your wife is five months pregnant and your terminal illness will take you in less then a month. Write a letter to your unborn child.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	34,102
[WP] A man goes to a "massage parlor" to get a massage. (NSFW)	You might try /r/dirtywritingprompts	1	8	34,103
[WP] A man goes to a "massage parlor" to get a massage. (NSFW)	Once, while on vacation in Florida, my wife thought it would be a good idea for me to spend the day manscaping. We were unfamiliar with the area though, so she used a few sources from a site called Backpage to procure some rather interesting salon passes. I'd never been to a salon before and admittedly, was not very ju...	8	8	34,104
[PI] "WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS! NOT YOU!"	Very good read. Fantastic only complaint is glocks don't have safeties or hammers to pull back	3	8	34,105
[WP] "What do you know of war? You're not that much older than me."	I was only 25, eager to go to war. World war III had started, the Russians were taking over Europe and there was little the world could do. I looked over at the squad leader, he looked nervous. It's not like a squad leader to be nervous. I stared at him for a few minutes, he was muttering something. I finally work...	5	17	34,106
[WP] "What do you know of war? You're not that much older than me."	I wasn't sure how exactly I should tell Mark of the horrors I had seen. All the atrocities I had commited, or of the nightmares that plagued me every night. To this day I have a hard time believing it was really me pulling the trigger in all those vivid memories. No matter how much time passes, they still stay as fre...	1	17	34,107
[WP] "What do you know of war? You're not that much older than me."	Kal's smile disappeared in an instant. Kal fumbled into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, produced a lighter from a different pocket, awkwardly trying to light it even though you could see his lip tremble a little. After he finally got it lit, he took a few drags... sitting there in silence...	2	17	34,108
[WP] "What do you know of war? You're not that much older than me."	What do I know of war? I know the struggles and pride of training. I know the butterflies of being shipped to a strange land, the camaraderie of your brothers in arms. Those are the good times. I know the feel of silent judgement from saving those who did not want to be saved. I know the panic of loud explosions in yo...	2	17	34,109
[WP] "What do you know of war? You're not that much older than me."	This is just a first draft...kinda got started and couldn't stop. I should probably get back to work now, but I hope you like it. ................................. You’re right, I’m not that much older than you. In fact, I was exactly your age when I learned what war was. This scar? This is what happens when shrapn...	1	17	34,110
[EU] One day, you, or a character from another game/book/movie/etc, happen upon Majora's Mask and/or the Happy Mask Salesman... Write about this encounter.	"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" the hunched man asked as he rubbed his hands together, a large bag slung over one of his shoulders. You had been walking home. Or to a friend's house. You can't remember any more. The man smiles up at you, a grin that does little to put you at ease and continues. "Yes, y...	3	9	34,111
[WP] Coffee or Caffeine for that matter have been abolished.	For its entire 100 year history, the bleachers at the football field have been where the trouble makers gather at the Reginald Worthington Academys. The girls wear shined leather shoes so the boys can glimpse up their skirt; and, the boys untuck their shirts, loosen their ties, and undo their top buttons. These tiny re...	3	7	34,112
[WP] Write a short intro to a story of two of your favorite fictional (fantasy, sci-fi, comic book, movie, etc.) characters meeting each other for the first time.	SEPUYAKANAJUGU NASHEE "Look, don't hurt her, okay? Look, put me down and we'll talk about this!" The Sangheili warrior dropped the Doctor. As he brushed off the dust from his leather jacket, he got up onto his feet. He had a plan up his sleeve. Multiple Unggoys surrounded the TARDIS and attempted to open the door...	1	8	34,113
[WP] Write a short intro to a story of two of your favorite fictional (fantasy, sci-fi, comic book, movie, etc.) characters meeting each other for the first time.	"And you are?" "My name is not the problem here, it's your name I'm concerned with" Arlong snickered at that one, "fair enough, I'm Arlong the saw, captain of the Arlong pirates". Logan thought to himself, *This guy seems to have an ego problem, naming his pirate crew after himself, naming this fortress after himsel...	1	8	34,114
[WP] Write a short intro to a story of two of your favorite fictional (fantasy, sci-fi, comic book, movie, etc.) characters meeting each other for the first time.	As she stepped out of the box, the first thing she noted was a table with a light bulb hanging above it. “Who are you?” A voice asked. Amy jumped slightly and turned to see a tall figure standing a foot away. As she looked closer, she noticed his pale skin and hair, as well as…are his eyes red? “I was about to ask...	1	8	34,115
[WP] Write a short intro to a story of two of your favorite fictional (fantasy, sci-fi, comic book, movie, etc.) characters meeting each other for the first time.	It was like a firefly, a piece of starlight sinking slowly into the night sky. The people upon the ground watched it intently, with equal parts grief, awe, and fear. They watched until it rose high enough to fade from view. And even then, they continued to look upwards with nothing left but a feeling of wonder and des...	1	8	34,116
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	This was as it should be. Story time can mislead us all. Was it a fable or was simply fiction? A young maiden of 15. Waste, waste, waste everywhere for her to clean. Of course the dog could have helped. Time however wasn't on his side. Why did the clock strike 13? Did she not hear it? You would hope this story makes se...	166	164	34,117
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	He-tay olice-pay ficer-ofay as-way tanding-say, ilent-say. t-Iay as-way ayay old-cay orning-may, nd-ay he-tay orning-may ush-ray as-way eginning-bay, ringing-bay he-tay peeders-say ith-way t-iay. t-Iay nly-oay ook-tay n-ay inute-may r-oay o-say efore-bay ayay usty-ray tation-say agon-way lasted-bay ast-pay ur-oay ero...	10	164	34,118
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	Here I am, standing here. My blood soaked knife dripping on my now red carpet. Looking at my own corpse sprawled across the floor. I looked at it for quite some time. I was waiting for this moment my entire life but part of me never thought it would happen. I was finally able to kill myself. I wonder how my family wo...	20	164	34,119
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	I adored her. She was at once the most perfect and the most terrifying thing that had ever happened in my life. Even though she was sleeping now, I could not stop looking at her face, and thinking about how it trusted me. How my power over her life was complete. And not merely because of the ties that held her arms...	52	164	34,120
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	He spent what felt like millennia drafting the concept for his next work of art. Would it be worth making? Would his critics and fans ever understand it? If the naysayers were right, why even do it? How could he explain the inconsistencies to his followers? After all things considered, he decided to create. And with ...	108	164	34,121
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	We kissed in the ocean, yet never touched. We're always so close, yet something separates us. I love you, I really do. But nothing can last in this ephemeral world of ours. I'm incomplete. You're incomplete. It'd be a match made in heaven if we both weren't so imperfect. For what does the world care of a darkened shad...	16	164	34,122
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	[deleted]	5	164	34,123
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	"Cowboy, don't pull your orange rope." Traffic bled out the famished dog. The dog had cars and trucks spinning out under its slobbering pink foams. "My dog! My dog!" "Groggy dog, wake up! Groggy dog, wake up!" The dentist stood up, dusting off the bloody exhaust. "I have no power here. I only have a limited knowle...	7	164	34,124
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	“Breath” The first thing I noticed was the sound of breathing. Not a soft and feathery cadence, like a nearby sleeping lover, but a rhythmic, mechanical, pulsing rasp. It was like a crashing of waves that never recedes, but quiet, like the susurrus of whispered, wordless, tuneless songs echoing down a long metal hal...	6	164	34,125
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	I stared bitterly at the old man, his hands folded over each other as he gave me a stare full of evil. He stood above his knights with his queen to his left and his castle behind him. He had called me foolish for wasting my time where so many have been crushed beneath his army. His castle barely weathered from past att...	9	164	34,126
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	The scratching at the wall persisted, though the bedroom was empty. Scratch, scratch, scratch. Morbidly curious, I cautiously peeked down the darkened hallway. A monster, perhaps? Some hideous gremlin, scrabbling against the wall? Empty still, save for that scratching noise. Inside the walls, my brain insist...	5	164	34,127
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	Build. Destroy. Build. Destroy. Empires rose and fell at his fingertips. the Grand Architect knew no mercy for the imperfections that blemished his works. He wiped away lives, families, faces, and existences at his and only his powerful whims. Sometimes the grand architect would become incredibly angry and you could se...	5	164	34,128
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	Startled awake, my fogs of sleep faded slowly, only to be replaced with burning rage. She had sucked the joy out of my life with not a moment of thought. My endless hours of toil were suddenly rendered futile. Never would I have believed that so few words could lay waste to my most fervent dreams and hopes. I realized ...	1	164	34,129
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	My friends and I walked into the arena. It was desolate, and the walking dead don't seem to occupy this place. We all sat down for a much needed rest. After about 10 minutes of just sitting there, talking silently about the old days when everyone was human. Then, they came. There must have been over a thousand of them....	2	164	34,130
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	Every day, I stand motionless in the corner of the room like it’s my damn job. I rarely ever see a different perspective of the place, and when I do, it’s because THEY want to see me in a different spot. They’ve never given two bats of an eye about what I may want to experience – in fact, I don’t remember a time they’v...	2	164	34,131
[WP] Write a mysterious and confusing story, that is explained at the end using only 1 sentence.	They lived or died by his hand. With arbitrary will he would cast hundreds of them into doom, thrust thousands into salvation. Without a second thought he would ordain suffering upon millions, watch them suffer with a remorseless eye. And yet they controlled him. Their actions ruled his waking mind, their thoughts ran ...	3	164	34,132
[WP] You're a competitive man and wake up with female reproductive organs.	Waking up with female reproductive organ's isn't that odd for me, but usually they are attached to the woman i'm sleeping with, not so today. At first i wanted to scream and shout, but after a moments consideration i knew i had to keep quiet, no one would belief me. and even if they did, the investigation would seriou...	1	6	34,133
[WP] a first encounter between humanity and an alien intelligent species, from the alien's perspective.	We arrived at the planet after many thousands of its years. We arrived and performed our rituals of peace, but all we received in response was a crack from the sky like thunder, almost simultaneous with the thud of one of us slamming into the ground, dead. Still, we continued our mission. We pushed forward, commenci...	3	7	34,134
[WP] a first encounter between humanity and an alien intelligent species, from the alien's perspective.	Sol was a star system in the ass-end of no where, four light years away from Andromeda, and about a hundred light years from home. I left my system a few hundred cycles ago, going sub-light speed. The scientists said that the journey would not feel nearly as long as it was, but it still felt like a really long time. ...	7	7	34,135
Judgment day came a week earlier than God expected and he is not prepared!	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	34,136
[WP] Use a song lyric at the end of your story.	I Stared it in the eye at the end. The creeping darkness that is. It was a familiar sensation as I slid to the floor, warmth rising from my chest. The world seems to spin and was drowned out by the rush if blood threw my head which I could hear clearly. Patting down my chest I felt the area where that seems to be giv...	3	12	34,137
[WP] Use a song lyric at the end of your story.	[deleted]	1	12	34,138
[WP] Use a song lyric at the end of your story.	The police commissioner took it upon himself to hunt this bastard down. Already his feet were tired, they had seen more action in the last 30 minutes than in the last 6 years. He tried to keep his breathing down to hear around the corner of the dark and foul smelling alleyway, he glimpsed the corner of a shadow, he had...	7	12	34,139
[WP] Use a song lyric at the end of your story.	As a young girl I strived for a lot in life, freedom, the ability to enjoy the simplicities our earth has to offer. I found a lot of darkness within that too, I sat for hours and hours and I never found what I was inevitably looking for. What I discovered in that man's eyes, that wonderful, crazy man, was hope. He taug...	1	12	34,140
[WP] Use a song lyric at the end of your story.	I tried for many years to find it. It was stuck like a broken faucet. And as my sorrow deepened, my peers distanced themselves. I was an outcast. And though I tired my best to make contact, all I heard was silence. His calming voice was not there to comfort me. Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.	1	12	34,141
[WP] Use a song lyric at the end of your story.	No Rest for the Wicked Even as a technological mecca, Arcadia wasn’t immune to the common afflictions of being a large human city. There was poverty, there was homelessness, there was crime. Sublevel 13 of the city was ruled less by the 51 Directives of Arcadia proper than by the “Tekker Code.” The subtleties of the c...	1	12	34,142
Your feet are cold.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	34,143
A boy wishes that everyone who lies immediately dies.	Hello, Your post has been removed as it is not tagged correctly. Posts must be prefixed with a tag to be approved. To tag a post, type in the two letter tag in square brackets somewhere in your post (for example, `[WP]`). Please repost your prompt with the correct tag. (This is an automated message.)	1	1	34,144
[WP] Stan (from the Eminem song "Stan") actually receives Eminem's letter in time, realizes that he needs to make some changes and decides to turn his whole life around	Dear Slim, I got the letter that you wrote me. She’s six months along now, we’re broke and we’ve been fighting. I try to keep it together, but I’m struggling. I cut down on my drinking. I went and saw a shrink an, You asked me how fucked up I was, I guess it’s pretty bad, but when matthew wears that hat, I ca...	15	23	34,145
[WP] Stan (from the Eminem song "Stan") actually receives Eminem's letter in time, realizes that he needs to make some changes and decides to turn his whole life around	Dear Em, I received your salutation, I must confess I did a small celebration, You see I thought that you had forgot me, Which would have killed me cause I consider you godly. I asked my girl to marry she said yes, I now got 2 jobs full of stress. But I know that since you wrote, things would be okay, I just wri...	4	23	34,146
[CC] I wrote a prologue for my third novel (which rubs up against the myth of Pandora's Box) and need some feed back.	The first thing that stands out to me is the thoughts of Victor are very philosophical and complex. That's usually a good thing, but you stated in the things to know that Victor is a kid, albeit the oldest one. Some of the writing you did was fluff, seemingly existing just to fill space. One of the paragraphs simply...	1	8	34,147
[CC] I wrote a prologue for my third novel (which rubs up against the myth of Pandora's Box) and need some feed back.	Hi there! Your post has been removed because it isn't in response to any particular prompt. If you'd like criticism on something you've written outside of /r/writingprompts, such as this piece, try /r/keepwriting, /r/shutupandwrite, or the weekly critique thread in /r/writing. Hope this helps!	1	8	34,148
[WP]A scientist discovers that thousands of years old rock paintings carried a message for the future.	"So," Remington broke the silence. "Whaddya have?" "Jack shit," His partner replied. "I mean, I've got the typical animals-locking-horns and people-flocking-together carvings, if that's what you mean." "Fun," Remi scoffed. His were no different- people gathering and people fighting. He had signed onto this trip a...	2	16	34,149
[WP]A scientist discovers that thousands of years old rock paintings carried a message for the future.	All the world knew about the Teqa people came from a few mass graves, simple tools and rock paintings. Glenn (Prof. Nehry to his students) had spent many of his best years scouring southern New Mexico for more hints into the civilization that, as best as anyone including Glenn could tell, disappeared within a generati...	3	16	34,150
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	I think I'll bulk up a bit. Maybe make my face more angular... ooh, and blue eyes. Wait, green. Add a nice little beard, and... done! That's more noticeable. I suppose I'll look decent, now. Time for mental changes! Oh boy! Oh dear, oh dear. This'll take a while - a lot to fix, y'see. I'd like to be smart, g...	12	74	34,151
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	I heard about it, of course. Jimmy was a small little man--boy, and then i see him at Cafeland and he's some huge hulking pink planet. Crouching over his Panda Express with as much vigor as a caged hippo. My god man, he was fat. Do you get what I'm saying? Because that's what i was getting at. Fat. I approached to ...	9	74	34,152
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	[deleted]	1	74	34,153
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	Holy shit. This is fantastic. I've got a new body. I got rid of all the extra fat, fixed my color blindness, gave myself the body of a professional athlete and a mind that rivals the smartest in the world. I could convince a vegan to slaughter a baby goat. I can survive car crashes through sheer force of will. Hell, I...	54	74	34,154
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	"What do you mean you don't wanna try it out?" I blurted out to my best friend, Chris, who was standing beside me. "Well, think about it, i'm sure everybody else who received this invention would, without a doubt, go ahead and perfect themselves. I wanna be me, even if it means keeping this scar on my face." It hasn...	1	74	34,155
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	I happened upon the button by mistake, one evening after work. I had nestled comfortably into my pajamas, and I went to take off the necklace I always wear. While fumbling with the clasp, I felt a bump on my skin. That wasn't there when I put my necklace on this morning... Out of either curiosity or stupidity- I still...	2	74	34,156
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	I smiled at the 7th person who asked if I was feeling warm, wearing a scarf around my neck in the middle of a funeral parlor in July, but I merely smiled, and shook my head. I'm fine. Very fine. There's a body in the coffin. Heather's. Heather was an annoying little snit. Vain, loud, fake. I don't know what my big b...	7	74	34,157
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	[deleted]	0	74	34,158
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	I tap the button on the back of my neck, and I ask myself, "Who cares about eyebrow height?" Of course, I suppose that's the beauty of Bethesda's person-customization engine. Being able to manipulate my features on a dime means killing a few minutes on the subway, artistic venturing in the realm of fashion, and making...	2	74	34,159
[WP] gang population increases by 90%, human population decreases to 10%, what happens next?	"Boy," Dave said, eyes fixed on the sea of red encircling the senior center. "Sure are a lot more gangs around Boyton Beach lately." "Yeah," Chuck said. "I didn't know Florida was of such interest to the Bruises." "I think they're called Bloods," Dave corrected. "My grandson told me earlier today." "That's stupid, t...	3	7	34,160
[WP] Describe to your friends why you waited to tell them about your ability to transform into a very lethal cyborg until your school was being taken over by masked gunmen.	I didn't tell you in order to save you. If you had have known about this, just think about how things would be different about yourselves, and our friendships. I mean, Steve, what if you had have known you in grade 7 when that one 8th grader tried to spend every day of his last week of middle before heading to high s...	16	28	34,161
[WP] Describe to your friends why you waited to tell them about your ability to transform into a very lethal cyborg until your school was being taken over by masked gunmen.	Look, I know you have questions. I will do my best-- what? No, the shoulder cannon is a railgun, not a laser. As I was saying.......no, I cannot "shoot" a laser from my eye. It's an optic covering that provides my HUD. Think Google Glass in it's ultimate form. Yes, that was a mini-gun, but it doesn't----no, I canno...	3	28	34,162
[WP] Describe to your friends why you waited to tell them about your ability to transform into a very lethal cyborg until your school was being taken over by masked gunmen.	Gunshots could still be heard, echoing from time to time. Most of the student body had run to the cafeteria, half on impulse and half from being funneled. Everyone knew it was just a matter of time until they came for them. But the only thing that was on Derek's mind was how he would never have a sunny school day to sp...	2	28	34,163
[WP] Describe to your friends why you waited to tell them about your ability to transform into a very lethal cyborg until your school was being taken over by masked gunmen.	Aaron’s a great guy. He really is. But I swear, when he gets fixated on something you just cannot get him off of it. “Is there maybe another time we could talk about this?,” I pleaded, hunching down like everybody else as another round tore through the overturned lunch table. I “When we’re calmer, when nobody’s shoot...	8	28	34,164
[WP] Describe to your friends why you waited to tell them about your ability to transform into a very lethal cyborg until your school was being taken over by masked gunmen.	[deleted]	1	28	34,165
[WP] A cannibal manages to sink his teeth into his 'friend's' wrist and won't let go, leaving him screaming in pain. What happens?	Removed. This is nearly the same prompt you posted 22 hours ago: [WP] A cannibal manages to sink his teeth into the neck of his insane 'friend', leaving him screaming in pain. What happens next? Stop it.	2	2	34,166
[WP] So... Well... My entire puberty took only an hour...	Back then it was advertized just as much as acne solutions were before it. It promised to get pre-teens through puberty in one week and save them the trouble that puberty entailed. They would bring on teens who had used it and who became successful after using it, even though the link between the two was weak at best. ...	2	3	34,167
[WP] Tell me about a necromancer. Make him sympathetic, but not misunderstood.	The figure was all in black. He stood perfectly still, but some horrid life still circled and flowed about him. His cloak seemed to wriggle and crawl as if some sort of parasite called its depths home. About him, echoed whispers, things of fear and hate. They pleaded with him, spat at him, tossed every curse their non-...	11	16	34,168
[WP] Tell me about a necromancer. Make him sympathetic, but not misunderstood.	I was sneaking into the Center Garden one night, as had become my habit in the few weeks before, when I heard a voice. Having been under the employ of the school for more than 10 years, I should not have had to slink about the grounds. I shouldn't, but some things simply aren't what they should be. Such is the nature o...	3	16	34,169
[WP] Tell me about a necromancer. Make him sympathetic, but not misunderstood.	The Dark Lord's servant Ferox, or Davy as his mother called him, was in a predicament. He rested his chin on the shovel handle and sighed. “Surely,” he mused aloud, “There must be a half dozen, maybe even a dozen, fresh corpses in the Riff everyday. After all, this year’s batch of dreamhoney is the tops, and the bug ...	1	16	34,170
[WP] Judgment day happened a week earlier than God was expecting and he isn't prepared!	"Oh Hell," God muttered, "that was today?" "Not just today, Father." God's secretary pulled out a calendar from her purse. It had no right to fit in the dinky bag, but she had special privileges being God's assistant, one of which was the right to defy physics. "It's scheduled for a few minutes from now." "Christ!" G...	13	14	34,171
[WP] Judgment day happened a week earlier than God was expecting and he isn't prepared!	"No! I don't wanna!" "God, we've talked about this. 14 billion years, that's the rule." "But I just got it the way I want it!" "God..." "...Fine." "Good. Hurry now, put your toys away so Satan can have a turn." "Yeeaah!" "Shut UP, Satan!" "Make me!" "Mom, Satan's picking on me!" "No I wasn't, She's lying!"	8	14	34,172
[WP] Judgment day happened a week earlier than God was expecting and he isn't prepared!	"Janet!" "Yes, God?" "Get me Satan on the phone, I've gotta make sure he gets the heads up for the influx of nonbelievers he's gonna get on Monday." "Certainly, sir, not a prob...Ummm, God?" "Yes, Janet?" "I've got a high-priority hellhound here, and about 17 direct lines from Helll ringing." "What? Why all the ...	1	14	34,173
[WP] The nightmare started when my best friend decided to use that genie to transform me into his ideal girlfriend...	The urge to drink sprite with a latte was first and immediate. It trickled down my neck and settled into my stomach as my hair began to lengthen to just past my shoulders. It tingled, first an anxiety, then a quickening unease. Heart race, pounding. Air didn't seem to fill my lungs. Invisible hands flung the now l...	15	23	34,174
[WP] The nightmare started when my best friend decided to use that genie to transform me into his ideal girlfriend...	"To he who has awoken me, three wishes shall I grant," the genie ethereally explained, "In a reality that I have changed I can no longer exist, and upon the granting of the third wish I shall disappear from the world forever." Its words sent a chill through my skin, or maybe it was the cold mountain air. The wind w...	3	23	34,175
[WP] The nightmare started when my best friend decided to use that genie to transform me into his ideal girlfriend...	[deleted]	1	23	34,176
[WP] The nightmare started when my best friend decided to use that genie to transform me into his ideal girlfriend...	So I forgot half the prompt while I was writing, but it's not like it's the law, right? “Listen, I...uhm.” Her words caught in her throat, choking on the bitter taste of a hard truth. He was blind to it, leaning forward, food ignored for now, waiting patiently for her to finish. It was the most painful thing he could...	2	23	34,177
[WP] The world has just 4000 people on it. What happens? How does society fair?	>How does society fair? Splitting everything 4000 ways? :P	3	4	34,178
[WP] Write about a fictional Russian serial killer.	The hounds were chasing him. He could feel their foul breaths on the back of his neck, he could hear the snap of their sharp teeth closing next to his ear. He never saw the hounds, never turned back to look because he knew he'd see nothing. Like a black hole the hounds absorbed light. Darkness itself was chasing him. ...	1	4	34,179
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	The gun shots stop. After 6 hours under the rain, I had no more ammo, but it didn't matter any more, I couldn't see any more Allied forces, the South Front was safe. They tried to push but this was not their lucky day. The rain muffle my shots, they never knew from where they were getting shot. They drop dead, one ...	40	72	34,180
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	Roger stood over the fallen Guilder Legionary, half slumped due to the arrow in his shoulder. With weary but victorious eyes, he surveyed the battlefield. It had been a quick, simple victory for the Greater Republic of Florin. Eight hundred Legionaries had met them at the border crossing, believing that they could hol...	11	72	34,181
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	Chuck glanced at the map in his hands, wishing intently he had learned how to read one before the draft. The entire thing was essentially unrecognizable, a random assortment of shapes, colors, and lines. He pointed to a random section of the map in the north and nodded to himself. That would be his destination. He fold...	6	72	34,182
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	It wasn't the uniforms that tipped me off. It wasn't the criminal charges. It wasn't the shame, the imprisonment. It wasn't the wounds or the bodies of the fallen around me. But I know, now, that I had been on the wrong side of this war. There is no place in the world for the loser's mercenaries.	15	72	34,183
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	\- I did it all for me, boy. And for what? - his voice was trembling with rage - FOR WHAT? For lying down flat like a piece of shit, trying to catch my brea, brea, brea, breath? No response. Nothing new, he thought. - I know you hate me but don't be like that! We can still get along. We've been through rough times ...	3	72	34,184
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	The signs were there, but I chose to ignore them. Now I lay here, in defeat. My world is in ruins and I owe it to my brethren to make amends and rebuild what we once had. I vow to make a change in myself, from this day forward I will live by these words; "Bro's before ho's". I fought valiantly to get out of the friend ...	0	72	34,185
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	It was cold. It was snowing. ''Tu l'as ecouté ?'' I asked my buddy. My French wasn't good, but it was good enough for that. Better than my German at least. He nodded and passed me the square-shape gum. I gratefully took it and sucked on it hard, before spitting it out again and giving it back. Calm went through my b...	2	72	34,186
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	Friend, let me start by saying, I fully appreciate the position you're in right now. Walking the field after the battle is won, coming across what must seem to be a wounded foe — I have to say, were I you I would have already put a pike through my neck, so I must thank you for your charitable manner. It really shows th...	20	72	34,187
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	The familiar beeps of the machines woke him up again. His mouth was dry. Feeling weak he reached for the cup to parch his mouth. The water helped if for a second. Why was everything so bright? They kept telling him it would get better. Months of toil all had led to this. But for what? He glanced over at his partn...	0	72	34,188
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	Over the year, I fought and fought. I wanted to protect the mother land. I wanted to protect my home and my people. It started shortly after the Viet Minh drove away the French occupation in Vietnam. However, Vietnam was still divided. Elections were to occur but fear of a communist state started to take hold. I too fe...	1	72	34,189
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	The last shot was fired, the last man now down. I wiped the sweat off of my forehead with my wrist, eager to get back to the camp and take a rest after the long battle. I began walking in the direction from which we charged the field, but as I neared the tents, i realized the color was off. Not only the color, but the...	2	72	34,190
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	When she asked, I told her no. I didn't really have to think about it. I wasn't torn. I think you’re supposed to be torn, but for me the answer was pretty simple. I told her no, I didn't want her to have the baby and I didn't think I could support her if she chose to have it. I wasn't an asshole about it, in my opinion...	2	72	34,191
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	The position to my left opened fire. Evolutionary science has taught us that human bodies were made to withstand incredible amounts of pressure and resistance. The .50 caliber bullet was designed precisely to bypass these blessings. It was designed to pierce steel, to puncture armor and reach the soft mushy flesh unde...	7	72	34,192
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	Every bullet I fired had been at my company. Every single round had hit Arty with his clumsy glasses that never looked straight, had landed right beneath the pectorals that Jakes had prized so much, had found its way into the lieutenants steely gaze to put an end to his stare. Every twitch of my finger had been death ...	2	72	34,193
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	When our commander announced his intentions to surrender I was perilously low on ammunition. I had run out for my rifle long ago, and my submachine gun only had a few more shots. I had scavenged a rifle from a dead soldier, and one of my friends had taught me to use it. It was different from most of the weapons I had u...	2	72	34,194
[WP] At the end of a great battle, someone realizes he/she/it has been fighting for the wrong side.	The sticks were charred black on either side of the machine gun's kill zone, and a macabre shrine of spent shell casings, ammo belts, and warped barrels surrounded the two men that huddled beneath one of many scorched pine trees. The wind howled, but the trees didn't seem to move. The whole forest seemed to have died...	2	72	34,195
[WP] Prompt me	A village in the Upper Peninsula after the end.	1	1	34,196
You spend 48 hours locked in a dumpster. How did you get locked in, what happened, how did you get out?	Hey armauld, don't forget to tag your posts. Check out the sidebar for more details! Thanks :)	2	7	34,197
[PM] Prompt me	A village in the Upper Peninsula after the end.	1	15	34,198
[PM] Prompt me	An experienced spacer comes across his homeplanet, thought to be destroyed thousands of years ago, that planet is Earth.	1	15	34,199

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