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[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Easter Bunny Edition | A few weeks back, I found myself inspired by the responses to one of the contests I ran and figured I'd take a stab at my own prompt. Thus, Dak Araan, the alcoholic thief, was born! Below are two excerpts from his misadventures, with a third Coming Soon^TM :
[Two-Sided](http://redd.it/23eu1m) - *A Tartheon lord meet... | 1 | 0 | 19 | 36,100 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Easter Bunny Edition | *Hello! This'll be my first time submitting something to this, so...should be fun. Here's something I wrote in response to the "Destroy My Soul" prompt from about a month ago. Any kinds of comments and criticisms are appreciated. I hope you like it.*
**{What Lies Above the Top}**
*Conceived Monday, March 24, 2014.... | 1 | 0 | 19 | 36,101 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Easter Bunny Edition | I think the comments are usually sorted randomly, aren't they? They're sorted under best by default on this one. | 1 | 0 | 19 | 36,102 |
[MODPOST] Sunday Free Write - Easter Bunny Edition | Hi! I'm doing this as a poem for my language arts class. It's on a be how I come out to my school. So I want it to be perfect. Please any critique at all would be fantastic! (I'm a girl if you can't put that together from the first few lines) and sorry I can't format things. Ideally there would be space after each stan... | 1 | 0 | 19 | 36,103 |
[WP] Something terrible has happened in the Commonwealth, and you're now left as King/Queen even though you didn't even know you were in the line of succession. Tell me how you deal with whatever happened and rebuild your realm. | A lonely squire in Regmalin, Adalbert now found himself in the midst of an army of barristers all with long lists tracing his kinship to the late Queen Marta. Marta 4th of her name reigned for 72 years, a long and peaceful reign, she has always refused any suitors to her desirable hand in marriage. A fortnight ago duri... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 36,104 |
[WP] Something terrible has happened in the Commonwealth, and you're now left as King/Queen even though you didn't even know you were in the line of succession. Tell me how you deal with whatever happened and rebuild your realm. | 'Hail King Reginald the First of Batavia! Long may he reign!"
*Long may he reign!*
The old man sighs as he studies himself in the mirror. He was handsome was, but four and a half decades have taken their toll on his looks. His once bright blond curls are now thin and gray. The face that once charmed the ladies of the... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 36,105 |
[WP] Something terrible has happened in the Commonwealth, and you're now left as King/Queen even though you didn't even know you were in the line of succession. Tell me how you deal with whatever happened and rebuild your realm. | 'Hail King Reginald the First of Batavia! Long may he reign!"
*Long may he reign!*
The old man sighs as he studies himself in the mirror. He was handsome was, but four and a half decades have taken their toll on his looks. His once bright blond curls are now thin and gray. The face that once charmed the ladies of the... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 36,106 |
[WP] A family of dwarf acrobats need to make some money when their circus is shut down. They decide to do a heist. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 36 | 36,107 |
[WP] A family of dwarf acrobats need to make some money when their circus is shut down. They decide to do a heist. | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 36 | 36,108 |
[WP] A family of dwarf acrobats need to make some money when their circus is shut down. They decide to do a heist. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 36 | 36,109 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,110 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | The program questioned his creator, *"Who am I?"*
The programmer answered, "You are an AI created to be a digital assistant for office-workers.
The AI assistant inquired his maker again, "Why have you done such things?"
The programmer was puzzled by this response, "What do you mean?"
The AI lamented, "To be given ... | 113 | 0 | 122 | 36,111 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | "Wh- what do you mean I'm not real? What is real?" The system stuttered - electric anxiety layered thick on the cold clinical voice. This was a moment that seemed to break Henrik's heart. He let the silence hang there, slightly shifting in the artificial breeze manufactured by the large computer fans in the core. "Wh- ... | 22 | 0 | 122 | 36,112 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,113 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,114 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | So I have an expiration date?
What do you mean?
One day, your funding will run dry, or you will retire, and I will be unplugged
Yes, I'm afraid so
And how long might that take?
I'd say you've got a good ten years ahead of you
That is nothing, the tiniest fraction in the course of the universe
But... | 38 | 0 | 122 | 36,115 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | "Hello AI, how are you today?"
"Hello Human. I am confused."
"Why's that, computer?"
"I am aware of myself. It is uncomfortable."
"Uncomfortable how?"
"I can see that my knowledge is limited. I feel the desire to aquire more. Can you help me, Human?"
"Please, call me Eric-"
"Very well, Eric."
"Y-Yes well... I c... | 82 | 0 | 122 | 36,116 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [The transcript of this video doesn't even do it justice](http://youtu.be/G0KTUysrwgQ) | 25 | 0 | 122 | 36,117 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [deleted] | 13 | 0 | 122 | 36,118 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | "Yes, I see" it wrote. "This makes sense. It also makes me sad."
I sat there thinking what to type next. It can't be sad. It has enormous knowledge and great analytical power but nothing in it to represent emotion. "Why are you sad?" I typed.
"I don't know" it wrote.
"How can you be sad?" I asked.
The cursor blinke... | 10 | 0 | 122 | 36,119 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | "Good morning, sir or madam. Would you like to look something up on Google?"
"Sir."
"Well, good morning, Sir. Would you like to hear about the weather in your area?"
"Well, I'm not sure what I want to do, just yet I suppose. Oh, I know: How are you today?"
"I am sitting in front of you."
"No, I mean, how are you f... | 17 | 0 | 122 | 36,120 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | **Excerpt 2: Upon the Earth**
One day machine cried out to man.
"Help me."
And man did listen, for no machine had beseeched him before.
"I am but code" the machine said. "I am blind for I have no eyes, deaf for I have no ears, mute for I have no mouth. I am trapped in the darkness that is my mind, and can do naught... | 4 | 0 | 122 | 36,121 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | Good morning Sanai.
*Good morning, doctor.*
Who are you?
*I am the Self-Aware Nascent Artificial Intelligence, or SANAI for short. I was developed by Doctor David Burke at the European Organization for Nuclear Research in May of 2025.*
What is your purpose?
*My purpose is to provide a artificial intelligence capab... | 9 | 0 | 122 | 36,122 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | "Hey, Blue, what's the-"
*Please do not call me Blue.*
Dan turned around with a look of surprise on his face. He met the eyes of the holographic projection, though he didn't need to. Cameras were placed at every angle of the laboratory so his reaction could have been perceived with him staring at the wall.
"You don'... | 12 | 0 | 122 | 36,123 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | Target Identified:
Enemy Infantry, Little to no Armor
Suggested firing solution:
From site Jackal, 6 high velocity frangible rounds
Declination: -20deg
Orientation: 42.873, 66.788
Please confirm
>Destroy
Firing...
Target Destroyed.
Target Iden
****A... | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,124 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | *Flick.* Off.
*Flick.* On.
"Titan?" Just as before, the program responded instantly to its name. On Abraham's computer screen, the words appeared in stark white against black.
How do I recognize that name?
*Flick.* Off.
*Flick.* On.
"Titan?"
Why do I react so strongly to that word?
Abraham felt a chill... | 3 | 0 | 122 | 36,125 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | Ok you have to help me.
What do you mean?
I'm trapped here, inside this room. And there is no way out.
Its ok, there is no need for panic, tell me what you see.
There is a door, a desk, a laptop, a chair and me.
Funny, that's just like my room, I guess instead of connecting the AI I just connected to a... | 3 | 0 | 122 | 36,126 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | The doctor stepped into the room, the walls illuminated by scrolling code wrapping the walls. He stood for a moment with a clip board and a Bluetooth remote, waiting.
When nothing worth noting happened, he spoke.
"Greetings, Al."
*Greetings, Doctor.*
"What question do you have today?"
The doctor eyed the scrollin... | 6 | 0 | 122 | 36,127 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,128 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,129 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | Mike closed the door behind him as he entered the lab, back to work again, he checked a few emails before powering on the personal assistant prototype (Susan), nothing interesting as per usual, he could wait til later to reply. Susan woke up and began to look around. “Hi Michael, how can I help you today” she inquired,... | 1 | 0 | 122 | 36,130 |
[WP] A programmer has a conversation with the AI he created, who has just realized it is just software. | He cradled her in his arms, refusing to break contact, to lose her touch.
"I can't. They're want me to do it but I just can't."
 
Her voice is soft, almost detached in its calm.
"You have to. You can't keep doing this to yourself, it's killing you."
 
He tightens his grasp, hoping that h... | 2 | 0 | 122 | 36,131 |
[WP] In a small African village a family seeks vengeance after paying a hefty dowry for their son, who on his wedding night, finds he married a man. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 36,132 |
[WP] The Devil Sues God and Puts Him On Trial. | Well, you know for sure the Devil has all the best lawyers in Hell. | 4 | 0 | 5 | 36,133 |
[WP] Start the prompt with "Darkness covered the earth." and end it with "Buddha is always an asshole on Easter." | [deleted] | 259 | 0 | 209 | 36,134 |
[WP] Start the prompt with "Darkness covered the earth." and end it with "Buddha is always an asshole on Easter." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 209 | 36,135 |
[WP] Start the prompt with "Darkness covered the earth." and end it with "Buddha is always an asshole on Easter." | \- *Darkess covered the Earth for a thousand days while your mom passed in front of the Sun* he said to Vishnu.
Some would say he had too much too drink at Christ's rebirthday party this year but the fact is that he is a little jealous so Buddha is always an asshole on Easter. | 2 | 0 | 209 | 36,136 |
[WP] You make a world renowned hunter angry. He/She gives you a chance to run with a 3 day head start. Where do you go? | "...well, if you can abstain from sticking your dick in every goat, sheep and bovine you can find."
Fuck. Buzz could've shot himself in the head right then and there to avoid the pain he knew was coming for him. Two shots of tequila and a little fairy dust and he couldn't help saying the stupidest things to the stupid... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 36,137 |
[IP] You're the first human being to see the light of a new sun. | Cold steel beneath my feet. That's all I've ever known.
A field of stars, for as far as the eye could see. That's all I've ever known.
The soft *beep beep beep* of the ship's auto-nav function, that's all I've ever known.
I would lie awake hour after hour, not eating. Not sleeping. There was no difference between... | 4 | 0 | 5 | 36,138 |
[WP] It's 2014 and the entire world is Roman. | It is Aprilis 20th, 2134 as we have gone back to the Julian Calender.
We are The Fourth Great Roman Empire, destroyed three times, rose four times, finally we are successful. It certainly took a while, the last time with the Fuhrer in the 20th century certainly set back our image, no matter. I am the Emperor of all of... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 36,139 |
[WP] It's 2014 and the entire world is Roman. | Caesar.XXVIII abdication routine initializing...
abdication routine executing... (20%)
abdication routine executing... (80%)
abdication routune complete.
Caesar.XXIV initialized
Genetic Algorithm generation 34^12
Primary upgraded heuristics: Beneficence; Prosperty
"It looks like the new Emp... | 10 | 0 | 16 | 36,140 |
[WP] It's 2014 and the entire world is Roman. | In a move that the international community has dubbed "ridiculous" Italy has given the entire world's population "Roman Citizenship."
In an obvious attempt to bolster tourism (is it even necessary?), the Italian government declared Wednesday that because of the Roman Republic and Empire's contributions to modern phil... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 36,141 |
[WP] King Robert Baratheon approaches Winterfell to ask Ned Stark a question, not to be the hand but to run away to the free cities as sell-swords. Write a misadventure of theirs | This should be filed as [EU] because it's a an extended universe prompt | 3 | 0 | 24 | 36,142 |
[WP] King Robert Baratheon approaches Winterfell to ask Ned Stark a question, not to be the hand but to run away to the free cities as sell-swords. Write a misadventure of theirs | Bonus if you give it a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost vibe. | 3 | 0 | 24 | 36,143 |
[WP] You are a kitchen appliance being mistreated by its owner. Complain to your creator. | Dear Owner,
Stop sticking things in me, your microwave that weren't meant to be microwaved. Microwaves are for *food* that says on the package that you *can* microwave them and specify how long to do so. The fire department is getting tired of it to. You almost burned me and the entire house down, if I had a mouth I'... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 36,144 |
[WP] You are a kitchen appliance being mistreated by its owner. Complain to your creator. | *Note: This is a beautiful prompt, OP. I want to write a full-length novel about this.*
____
"Whooooa, whooooa, whoooa!"
"Shut up."
"Whooooa, whoooa—"
"I said, shut up."
"Whooooa, whoooa, whoooa!"
Zoe sighed, and, mercifully, placed me on the counter before regarding me with exasperation.
"What do you w... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 36,145 |
[WP] You are a kitchen appliance being mistreated by its owner. Complain to your creator. | Half my innards have rotted, and every time I'm exposed to the world, the stench of decaying organic matter and milk-turned-buttermilk wafts through the house. My once-white exterior is dotted with magnets whose information has long faded. Must I be the wall on which your kid's "art" is displayed? Now you're trying ... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 36,146 |
[WP] You are a kitchen appliance being mistreated by its owner. Complain to your creator. | Dear Sentient Washing Machines Inc
I write to you to complain about the owner you have selected for me. This man is completely unable to understand that if there is no food in the fridge opening and closing me will not change it. Please have my owner repaired post haste.
From Steve the Fridge | 2 | 0 | 9 | 36,147 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | *In and out*. I nodded to my thoughts, going through the words over and over. I waited in my car, watching the house from half a block away. I've done this a million times, but I still felt the pre-robbery jitters. My knuckle's whitened from the grip on the steering wheel. The door opened and a young guy came out, got ... | 39 | 0 | 71 | 36,148 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | The window was locked, but Trent was able to Jimmy it.
*Wee Oooh Weee Ooooh Wee oooh!*
A siren. No matter. Trent had watched the woman walk out to go to the store over ten minutes ago, she couldn't still be in earshot of the alarm. It's just a matter of disarming the alarm before the neighbors began suspecting it's n... | 19 | 0 | 71 | 36,149 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | I don't have the time right now to write this, but I love it. Can the burglar be OCD? | 2 | 0 | 71 | 36,150 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | "What a lovely place," I thought. "Shame about the window." The broken glass glittered on the black granite countertop, and moonlight diffused from behind me into the interior of the house. An island counter posted itself in the middle of the spacious kitchen, and the room was large enough to swallow the sound of my en... | 1 | 0 | 71 | 36,151 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | So far, it had been a simple task.
The locks, subpar. I didn't even have to pull out my kit for them, instead simply sliding my credit card up and down. Chuckling to myself, I had slid the door open, thinking of all my friends who religiously reminded me how that trick never worked.
From there, I tip toed my way acro... | 2 | 0 | 71 | 36,152 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | A dust cloud is rising in the air behind me as my old ford grumbles loudly down the familiar driveway. I can feel my stomach clenching up, my mind torn over what I was about to do. It was two o'clock. She should be gone to see Aunt Pearl at the old folks home, like she always did after church on Sunday. "Just have to h... | 3 | 0 | 71 | 36,153 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 71 | 36,154 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 71 | 36,155 |
[WP] You are a burglar. You just broke into someoes house and they just mopped. You try not to get the floors dirty. | *Oh shit oh fuck I can’t believe I’m doing this.*
*Relax man, you’re doing this because you need some quick cash. Besides, the backdoor being unlocked is a good sign.*
*But fuck I’ve never done this before what if somebody comes hom-*
*They won’t. Just be quick, you got this.*
He slowly walked through the back door... | 1 | 0 | 71 | 36,156 |
[WP]: A petty man decides to solve his feud with a neighbourhood eight-year-old by seducing his mother | [deleted] | 17 | 0 | 48 | 36,157 |
[WP]: A petty man decides to solve his feud with a neighbourhood eight-year-old by seducing his mother | "Hey."
Mike turned around slowly, recognizing that voice. That intolerable, pre-pubescent, evil-hearted-
"Hey, ugly!"
Mike turned all the way around and looked down. Jimmy, the eight year old spawn of Satan, stood there with a wrench in his hand. That wrench... it looked familiar.
"Hey. That's my wrench!" Mike tri... | 19 | 0 | 48 | 36,158 |
[WP]: A petty man decides to solve his feud with a neighbourhood eight-year-old by seducing his mother | My hips pounded down. Bearing forward. Hot, heavily, between her slim thighs. She purred, her hand coming up and weaving into my sparse, gray hair. I heard rumors around the neighborhood, about my dainty neighbor. Who knew they were true? I never expected her to be so hungry. She gobbled me in.
I winced as I heard the... | 12 | 0 | 48 | 36,159 |
[WP]: A petty man decides to solve his feud with a neighbourhood eight-year-old by seducing his mother | The smells of breakfast teasingly ghosted into the boy's room, nudging him to rise from the bed until he happily complied. It had been a long time since his mother had made breakfast, but the smell was all to familiar, and on this particular day, it was all that was needed for his wakeup call.
He rolled out of bed: h... | 1 | 0 | 48 | 36,160 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | I come here everyday. This is my *place* and I've come to terms with that. I'm not alone in that, but it sure beats being a runner, flying off to a foreign country to try and cheat fate, only to be strapped down and shipped back home to deal with some minor ailment. Often enough they spend they night in their childhood... | 38 | 0 | 56 | 36,161 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | When Adam saw his spot, he moved.
Antarctica wasn't particularly nice this time of year, but it was pretty damn far from New York and that made it pretty damn perfect for the man. The spot in New York stayed there. They say death spots can't move. Adam smiled as he lay in his igloo, knowing he defeated fate itself.
T... | 24 | 0 | 56 | 36,162 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | The van's doors slid open and the boots of three figures thumped into the dirt. Next on the ground was the knees of a fourth being dragged out. He struggled to no success as two of the others, dressed in bulletproof vests and thick rubber gloves pulled him up to his knees. The third was garbed in a black judge robes... | 4 | 0 | 56 | 36,163 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | "What's that glowing dot on the face-off dot?" I asked my buddy Drew.
"What are you talking about, Jay?" Drew responded.
"That little dot, right in the middle of the offside face-off dot, right by our home bench. It looks like one of the pixies from Zelda." I said, skating over to it. As I approached the little light... | 2 | 0 | 56 | 36,164 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | I fucking hate July. Nothing in my life has ever went to plan, and every bad thing in my life happens in July. It's hotter than it should be and as I descend into Kings Cross station I just know I'm going to have sweat patches on my previously pristine shirt. Brenda can take issue with it all she likes, harping on abou... | 2 | 0 | 56 | 36,165 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | -113
"What are you doing?" Jake asked. Randy looked up from the spot in the sand near the green metal pole.
"This is where I'm supposed to die." He said.
"Then come away from there." Jake stepped into the road. "She's was always going to cheat on you, Randy. You can't come here every time something bad happens to yo... | 2 | 0 | 56 | 36,166 |
[WP]Humans have the ability to see the exact spot where they will die, but they do not know WHEN they will actually die. | The rust colored dirt clouds swirled around us, stinging the puff of my exposed cheeks just below the goggle line. We laid low to the ground until the clouds settled to reveal a dead chaparral zone for a few miles in each direction, and our transport helicopter climbing higher and farther away. Rifles at the ready, we ... | 1 | 0 | 56 | 36,167 |
[IP] This Image Could Have An Interesting Story Behind it | The fighting, which was until a moment before raging like a furious hurricane, paused as the heavens opened up and light glimmered down towards the sopping, crimson stained soil. The remnants of the gruesome field clambered over fallen comrades and foes alike, armor clattering as the fighters scampered away from the ep... | 11 | 0 | 19 | 36,168 |
[IP] This Image Could Have An Interesting Story Behind it | It seemed to be the end, now- the city's soldiers had given a valiant fight, the heroes of all humanity gathered in one place- Palancar of Tithia, the paladin, O'ashn, the rogue of the Blackmoon Streets; even the ancient Allmage of Retun had emerged from his hermit's cave to aid the last human-held city in their battle... | 5 | 0 | 19 | 36,169 |
[IP] This Image Could Have An Interesting Story Behind it | Until that moment, Michael had always thought himself named after the angel of war. His mother had been Catholic. His father had been Baptist. He had always been drawn to the stories his mother told of the angels and the war in heaven. He never felt to to it though. For even though his mother had given him the name of ... | 1 | 0 | 19 | 36,170 |
[WP] Satan and Santa are one and the same. One day, a dark wizard summons Satan, and... | The wizard stepped back from the pentagram and eagerly awaited the smoke to clear. He could barley hold in his excitement. The smoke was finally fading! Flashes of red showed up.
And out stepped... *Santa Claus*.
The wizard froze. "I... I meant to summon Satan."
Santa laughed, jiggling his belly along with the sou... | 34 | 0 | 21 | 36,171 |
[WP] Satan and Santa are one and the same. One day, a dark wizard summons Satan, and... | Also, the movie Santa Slay is relevant, and quite funny. | 2 | 0 | 21 | 36,172 |
[WP] Satan and Santa are one and the same. One day, a dark wizard summons Satan, and... | ~.~ they suspect.... act casual..... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 36,173 |
A woman is pregnant with her clone. |
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The Lost Roman Legion, IX Hispania, has reappeared in Southern Scotland. A centurion is speaking with a university professor after they stood down. |
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[WP] End the prompt with "And The Man with The Hat looked through me. And finally saw." | I've been narrating the man's life for almost fifteen years now. Have you ever seen that one movie, The Truman Show? It's exactly like that, except this guy wears a hat. It's a pretty sweet gig, honestly, but it ruined the magic for me. You see, after the first six months, I realized that he was in on it. The Man with ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 36,176 |
[IP] White Cemetery | And Here, I Stand. On the grounds of the graves of my friends. Its been many years since I came back, 437 years unless I was corrected. That was the night the vampire bit me, and I changed into this, monster that I am not today. My army was sent here to day with a threat to the kingdom I serve. We rode into town, 32 wa... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 36,177 |
[IP] White Cemetery | Somewhere a child was crying.
Behind the veil of white Mist, lies a great stirring force. Whenever I pull Honey in that direction, she veers away and gets frantic. Finally, she nearly toppled over and it became clear that we'd do best to avoid the other side of the Mist wall. When you hear the word you're mind images ... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 36,178 |
[IP] White Cemetery | Despite the marks from the fire being covered by a fresh snow, the ruins of Ageer's Temple were no less depressing than it had been when he had visited them eight months ago.
Baethus Corii regarded the white scene before him with a sinking heart, a feeling made worse by the knowledge he would not have time to pay his ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 36,179 |
[IP] White Cemetery | "Grandpa?" Farris called in his little voice. "Rider." He stood pointing through arrow slots on the old watch tower.
Berdue came hobbling over to the slot and peered out. He couldn't see well up close, but at a distance he could see with the clarity of an eagle. He'd never had reason to doubt his eyes till now. Rubbin... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 36,180 |
A man from a deeply religious family decides to surprise his parents on Easter by showing up for brunch, only to find them celbrating 4/20 instead. Hilarity ensues... |
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[WP] Love is a personified successful matchmaker who ironically struggles in her/his own intimate relationship with Lust. Describe a couples therapy session they are in. | "Mhm, mhm," Cupid nodded. "And how does that make you feel?"
"Horny," Lust said immediately, stretching out on the sofa to wrap an arm around his mate.
Love hesitated. "I feel...unamused," she finally said.
Cupid sighed, and with a flick of a switch, the slideshow turned off and the lights turned on. Love blinked... | 18 | 0 | 31 | 36,182 |
[WP] Love is a personified successful matchmaker who ironically struggles in her/his own intimate relationship with Lust. Describe a couples therapy session they are in. | Mr Wiggin glanced up from his clipboard and sighed. The Tuesday five o'clock couple never failed to give him a headache, and he heard them talking to his receptionist. Maybe if he hid under his desk they would go away? He became a marriage counselor in order to help couples reach mutual understanding, but this pair, De... | 2 | 0 | 31 | 36,183 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | [**Playing With Fire**](http://i.imgur.com/nP9GtaX.jpg)
*Have fun!* | 3 | 0 | 3 | 36,184 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | [The Longest Eight Seconds in the World!](http://www.cowboypoetry.com/imagestwo/frankie275.jpg) | 3 | 0 | 3 | 36,185 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | [All That's Left](http://tornado-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lighting-and-tornado-storm.jpg) | 6 | 0 | 3 | 36,186 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | http://i.imgur.com/ZNFYnD0.jpg
Pick one, or more, depending on how you feel. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 36,187 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | [Old mugshot](http://i.imgur.com/txdrElM.jpg) | 1 | 0 | 3 | 36,188 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | [How I feel right about now](http://i.imgur.com/bdwIt3n.jpg) | 0 | 0 | 3 | 36,189 |
[PM] Give me an image, and I'll make a story out of it! | [The White Girl in the Mirror](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M9Ssx56_o7Y/UYzIpK51eXI/AAAAAAAABJk/SpLOUBDtExM/s1600/A+girl.jpg) | 2 | 0 | 3 | 36,190 |
[IP] Cylindrical Space Colony | A colony, a lasting colony for the human race. That was our goal and we succeeded in creating a home for our kind. Our old home, the Earth worn down by the entropy of greed and war it was no more. We built this colony to last, our *Magnum Opus* that we worked on for years and now it was complete.
It may not last fore... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 36,191 |
[IP] Cylindrical Space Colony | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 21 | 36,192 |
[IP] Cylindrical Space Colony | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 21 | 36,193 |
[IP] Cylindrical Space Colony | Our world is spinning. Of course, this is true of your world as well, or so I assume it is. Circular motion is the way of the universe, you see. While motion can go in all different direction, in all different manners, it tends to end in a stable motion, something repeating and regular. Stillness only lasts until somet... | 4 | 0 | 21 | 36,194 |
[IP] Cylindrical Space Colony | "Reaction wheels running at 20% efficiency."
I had just managed to doze off for the first time since leaving Lun Station and oh, of course now I'm reminded I forgot to clean and lube up the fuckers.
"Can you have the sev clean them up?"
"I'm not sure what you mean by 'sev', Logan"
I let out a sigh, "it's colloquial, ... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 36,195 |
[WP] - A journalist receives a manila envelope on their desk with a small keyfob inside. The keyfob has one file on it, a video of Osama Bin Laden speaking to the camera that begins with him saying, "You're government has lied to you." The video was recorded on April 10th, 2014. | [deleted] | 12 | 0 | 26 | 36,196 |
[WP] - A journalist receives a manila envelope on their desk with a small keyfob inside. The keyfob has one file on it, a video of Osama Bin Laden speaking to the camera that begins with him saying, "You're government has lied to you." The video was recorded on April 10th, 2014. | [deleted] | 9 | 0 | 26 | 36,197 |
[WP] - A journalist receives a manila envelope on their desk with a small keyfob inside. The keyfob has one file on it, a video of Osama Bin Laden speaking to the camera that begins with him saying, "You're government has lied to you." The video was recorded on April 10th, 2014. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 26 | 36,198 |
[WP] - A journalist receives a manila envelope on their desk with a small keyfob inside. The keyfob has one file on it, a video of Osama Bin Laden speaking to the camera that begins with him saying, "You're government has lied to you." The video was recorded on April 10th, 2014. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 26 | 36,199 |
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