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[FF] A Friend In Need. (Contest) | I took a deep breath, rapped twice on the cheap wooden door, and waited in the cold winter rain.
Silence. I waited it out as patiently as I could, then rapped again, harder. “Come on, Mikey, I know you’re home!”
“Piss off!” Well, I can’t say that was unexpected.
“Look, Mikey, you know I wouldn’t be here if–”
“I sai... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 37,000 |
[FF] A Friend In Need. (Contest) | Dust hung over the pub like a bad habit. Roy had tried everything, brooming, vacuuming, even hiring a cleaning company. But no, it always came back. More and more blew in as customers continued to shuffle in, the occasional guy sporting a handkerchief round his mouth. He didn't know why they kept coming back, to be ... | 3 | 0 | 17 | 37,001 |
[FF] A Friend In Need. (Contest) | It has a lot of names. Flunitrzepam. Narcozep. Rohypnol. Roofalin. Roofies. But whenever Michael talked about it, he called it Roche. Apparently it was the dealer code, or just more of Michael's bullshit. Whatever it was called didn't really matter. All I knew was that I needed enough to knock out one person for one n... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 37,002 |
[FF] A Friend In Need. (Contest) | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 17 | 37,003 |
[FF] A Friend In Need. (Contest) | Tom walked through the motel room door with with a half-smile on his face, "*At least the ice machine is working, nice solid cubes too, not those chips that melt so fast you might as well be drinking water.*"
"*How the hell did I wind up here?*", he said while gesturing to the tiny room. Only the light in the kitchen... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 37,004 |
[FF] A Friend In Need. (Contest) | OT: Sorry, just two days ago I went back home and I mixed up zones for this.(EST was 2 hours from me [MST] but I just got arrived where it's Pacific. I submitted this at 12:00 EST, but I had to edit the ending in after the deadline because I thought I had an hour more time than I really did.
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The ring of Tom's cellp... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 37,005 |
[WP]A school shooting is happening, but the students fight back in a "Home Alone" fashion. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 37,006 |
[WP]Story Through the (consolidated) Tarot | There are also many online tarot draw sites. [Here is a random one](http://www.salemtarot.com/threecardreading.html) that is all set up to do a three card draw. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 37,007 |
[CW] Tell the story of D-Day without using the words Gun, Tank, Bunker, Beach or assault. | POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW
"NO! GO AWA- AGH!"
"GOGOGOGOGO!"
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
"USA! USA! USA!" | 5 | 0 | 3 | 37,008 |
[CW] Tell the story of D-Day without using the words Gun, Tank, Bunker, Beach or assault. | Allied forces stormed the shores of Normandy and triumphed over Nazi forces and fortifications to gain a foothold into their territory. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 37,009 |
[CW] Tell the story of D-Day without using the words Gun, Tank, Bunker, Beach or assault. | The wait was excruciating. The men sat, bobbing up and down, unusually hushed. They sat there, thinking, knowing that before the day was out, they would end someone's life. Someone who had played outside in the sun and gotten on all fours to examine an insect, who had run to his mother when he scraped his elbow, who ha... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 37,010 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | And there he was, like a Hippo in heat, at the base of the bed. Twigsnapper stared at her intently, confused of the progression the night had went. Her bare body shivered in the cold of the room. She beckoned him to come and warm her body. As he climbed up, he hunched and crawled on all fours towards this mystical crea... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 37,011 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | This page unintentionally left blank. | 10 | 0 | 8 | 37,012 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 37,013 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | >Pg 253. Let's get disastrous: The autobiography of a humble Canadian.
greet the rising daylight. I couldn't think about how many days I had wanted this, or the toilsome years I squandered *knowing* that the time had passed. All I could think of was that right now, RIGHT NOW, in this moment, whatever we struggled t... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 37,014 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | This was the day I discovered that I liked penises.
I had no idea how this came to be, or why I'm writing it so late in my autobiography, but I kinda forgot to mention it earlier. Little do people know, I actually really like dick.
The shape is interesting in itself, and it has such a simple purpose yet the mechanis... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 37,015 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | That's it. The story ends here and there is no more. Right now you're probably wondering why there are 46 blank pages left in the book then. Well that's because I'm not done living. There is still so much to say, so much to do, so much to learn, so much to live. In fact, I'm surprised that I could even fill 253 pages w... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 37,016 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | > page 253. Recap! & Why the fuck was that a good idea?
I don't usually decide that some days would just be fucked up to all sorts of *ideas* I also don't like anything about this day, except everything about it. Do I regret it? No, of course I don't. Was it worth it? Not really. I'd like to quote my friend on ... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 37,017 |
[WP] What is written on page 253 of your 300 page autobiography? | August 23rd. Train station. Schoolchildren pass by, pointing and staring at the crazy old man with the spaghetti strainer on his head. Every time someone sits next to me, I shout at them some deranged story about ogres having layers or the plain white tees. Anyone that stays earns the $38 I slip in their pockets. Retir... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 37,018 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Your gun is facing the wrong way, you fucking idiot. | 267 | 0 | 101 | 37,019 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Don't do it just yet, still much more to see. | 8 | 0 | 101 | 37,020 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Thousands of poisonous spiders will come out of the wound. | 20 | 0 | 101 | 37,021 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | That man deserves the hell he created, let him suffer. | 37 | 0 | 101 | 37,022 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I have a lot of money and I will share. | 9 | 0 | 101 | 37,023 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You’re not actually holding the gun. Let go, Tyler Durden. | 28 | 0 | 101 | 37,024 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | [deleted] | 85 | 0 | 101 | 37,025 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | [deleted] | 4 | 0 | 101 | 37,026 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You ever seen anyone die, son? Ain't like the movies. | 145 | 0 | 101 | 37,027 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Because, darling - mucky carpet! I shan't get it steam-cleaned again. | 7 | 0 | 101 | 37,028 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | "If you kill me now you'll never find the antidote." | 40 | 0 | 101 | 37,029 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Guns don't work on me | 5 | 0 | 101 | 37,030 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Shoot, I'll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. | 64 | 0 | 101 | 37,031 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Shoot. I'll die, but you'll have to live with it. | 34 | 0 | 101 | 37,032 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Because you are my daddy and I'll still love you. | 50 | 0 | 101 | 37,033 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You've underestimated your importance to the future of human kind. | 10 | 0 | 101 | 37,034 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Triggers fire at just 5 pounds but corpses weigh 200. | 59 | 0 | 101 | 37,035 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | No lemonade is worth dying for. You can have it. | 12 | 0 | 101 | 37,036 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I become a martyr. My ideas will go on forever. | 11 | 0 | 101 | 37,037 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You can an hero, or shoot Toby. | 0 | 0 | 101 | 37,038 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Do it you pussy. No one needs you here anyways. | -4 | 0 | 101 | 37,039 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | The afterlife is boring. I should know, I've visited before. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,040 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | He eats bullets! You'll only make him stronger! | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,041 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You've only just begun | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,042 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,043 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | The guy behind you would probably take umbrage to that. | 8 | 0 | 101 | 37,044 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Go ahead. Shoot me. See if I care. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,045 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Ever get a blowjob from a man? Let's change that. | 41 | 0 | 101 | 37,046 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | That a gun or you just happy to see me? | 4 | 0 | 101 | 37,047 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I will live on behind your eyelids at night.
Or, if suicide:
You can't murder what we know and love of you. | 25 | 0 | 101 | 37,048 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Exactly because you can- your world exists at your whim. | 6 | 0 | 101 | 37,049 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Life is long, life is short, but death is easy | 4 | 0 | 101 | 37,050 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | The one in front of the gun lives forever... | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,051 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Extinguishing a life will destroy you from the inside out. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,052 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Shoot me, and you will murder two innocent people today. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,053 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | No need for permanent solutions to temporary problems (if suicide). | 4 | 0 | 101 | 37,054 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | It's not his time, yet. He'll have his day, soon. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,055 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Just think of the mess you will leave behind.
Note: Interesting to see where everyone thinks the gun is pointed. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,056 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I only need four. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,057 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | My death will not end it. You need me now. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,058 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Don't you want to know where the treasure is!? | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,059 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I forgive you | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,060 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Look at us. Look at what they make you give.
Or, a non quoted one:
This wont kill me. I'll live on in your mind. | 4 | 0 | 101 | 37,061 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Before you shoot, can I please take one last hit? | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,062 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Your staple gun is not properly aligned with the paper. | 30 | 0 | 101 | 37,063 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Love, Life, and Loss all come in time, my son. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,064 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | That thing doesn't even have a trigger. Good luck pulling it. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,065 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | If you kill me, you'll never find your daughter | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,066 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Do you know who I am, or who I know? | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,067 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You are the latest in a billion year evolution. Endure. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,068 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Go home Tom, you're drunk, that's a god-damned banana. | 106 | 0 | 101 | 37,069 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | This isn't even my final form. Tread very lightly pal. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,070 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | They are going to produce five more episodes of "Firefly" | 13 | 0 | 101 | 37,071 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I have hidden Black Beard's lost treasure in the | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,072 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Go ahead. Pull the trigger. I'm already dead inside. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,073 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Life is fleeting, but why rob yourself? | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,074 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | That's not a gun. THIS is a gun. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,075 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | If you miss, it is not going to be pretty. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,076 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Despite what he had done, he did not deserve death. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,077 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You'll be embarrassed when you see how this works out. | 4 | 0 | 101 | 37,078 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | First thing you need to know: There is no trigger. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,079 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | The weight of the world fails in comparison of that trigger
A little over ten words, but I like it | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,080 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | The bullet will only graze your skin, your aim is off. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,081 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Life is love and love is life. Hold on tightly. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,082 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I don't want that item. Let me put it back. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,083 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Revenge is empty and will cost you your soul. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,084 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Few burdens weigh more than your mother. This is one. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,085 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | We've made a mistake.
Wrong target.
Repeat.
Wrong target. | 16 | 0 | 101 | 37,086 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Death would be a sweeter release than I truly deserve. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,087 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | If I die you will never find your wife... | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,088 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Your daughter's name is Amanda. Only I know her location. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,089 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | If you kill me, it doesn't matter. Our universe stays. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,090 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | 'The heart your child donated saved my life.' | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,091 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | I rigged the trigger to the explosives in the walls. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,092 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Well I'm not telling you what to do, just forgive. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,093 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,094 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | love will not betray, dismay, or enslave you; find it. | 1 | 0 | 101 | 37,095 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | You're gonna do it, do it right. Don't pull. Squeeze. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,096 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Please do not do this. I am eight months along. | 3 | 0 | 101 | 37,097 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Ten whole words? That's more than I'll ever need, Dad. | 2 | 0 | 101 | 37,098 |
[WP] I am giving you 10 words to tell me why I shouldn't pull the trigger | Someone, somewhere in the world, will miss seeing you tomorrow. | 9 | 0 | 101 | 37,099 |
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