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[WP] The love of your life is about to leave for another country. They want a reason to return. Give them that reason.	I totally understand why you want to leave. There is a whole world out there to explore, and we've only seen the smallest percentage of it. To stand on mountains and here your voice carry in the wind. To swim in oceans and taste the salt of raging seas. To feel the breeze on your face of a quiet Parisian night. All of ...	2	2	37,300
[WP] The love of your life is about to leave for another country. They want a reason to return. Give them that reason.	I love you. I love your purple raincoat and your ridiculous blue sunglasses. I love the way you tilt your head when you tease me. I even love your late night texts that snap me awake just as I'm about to drift off. I love it when you grab my hand as we walk and our fingers intertwine. I love how fearless you are, how y...	1	2	37,301
[WP] All content (private messages etc) on Facebook is suddenly accessible to anyone. [Bonus: anyone can also see who has been looking at which profiles, pictures etc.] Enjoy!	I looked down at my phone as it lit up and vibrated softly. It inched closer to the edge of the table with each buzz. Why is she calling me this early in the day? I wonder as the phone does a suicidal slide towards the edge. Picking it up I answer. “Hello?” I don’t hide my confusion. Just an out of the ordinary call....	2	9	37,302
[WP] All content (private messages etc) on Facebook is suddenly accessible to anyone. [Bonus: anyone can also see who has been looking at which profiles, pictures etc.] Enjoy!	BREAKING NEWS: Mark Zuckerberg has been murdered by the riot caused by masses of outraged Facebookers after Facebook introduced its new policies of making profiles and "private" messages public. Police have not stopped the riot, instead banding together with the citizens to inflict more violence... China has not bee...	1	9	37,303
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	I miss the sweet summer air and the smell of the freshly cut grass on the sidewalk, everywhere and thick. I sit on the beach sometimes, when it's not too cold and the fog is swept across the water like passing spirits, ancient and dignified, and I let myself remember. I lay my back against the cool sand and curse the c...	3	7	37,304
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	It was a long day, like any other. Japan, Germany, even the U.S. I've guided many here and there, some happy; some, regretting they couldn't stick around longer. Most more mature than many of their parents. I thought as I got older I'd see less and less of them. Not true. I rip kids from their sick weakly bodies, their...	1	7	37,305
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	"I wish I was not needed," Eric thought to himself. He craved a normal life, one where he could sneak out at night and meet Chelsea behind the bowling alley so they could drink her dad's whiskey. One where he could try out for the baseball team, because everyone knew that Chris was the single-worst pitch in town an...	2	7	37,306
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	"I wish I wasn't needed." She looked at him with eyes as hollow and empty as someone already dead. "Well he needs you. It isn't about what you want. He's a good man." Bryan tried not to laugh at the last sentence, forcing a smile back down from his lips. The room had a smell to it that made him want to gag. A sm...	2	7	37,307
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	I wish I was not needed. Each screech of the alarm taunted me with the words until I rolled over and turned it off, glaring at the time as if that could change it. I took the baby monitor with me into the bathroom -- I'd been up with her an hour ago, but she still wasn't sleeping consistently. I turned the shower up ...	2	7	37,308
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	I wish I was not needed. Aaron sighed. "Do I want to know what this is about this time?" He glanced at the young girl in the dress, who dangled her feet over the roof and stared at the city below, shapes moving and rushing far away. **I was merely thinking about people. You truly are wonderful. Not you specifica...	1	7	37,309
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	"I've lived a productive life so far, so wishing for a long one would not be the best in the long run. "You could always wish for those you love to have a long, healthy life." The djinn smiled slightly at me as I sighed, nodded. "Wouldn't that technically be two wishes, not one?" He laughed as nodded back at me, sett...	1	7	37,310
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	The sun was his friend, his partner, his food, his very power was the sun. Yet here he basked in its warmth and all he could hear were the cries of so many millions of wounded, the death rattles of so many thousands, and the tears of so many orphaned in the few moments he had strayed away from his burden as protector o...	1	7	37,311
[CW] "I wish I was not needed."	I wish I was not needed. I wish for a kinder world, where I did not exist. If there is a world where no tears fall when I walk in a room, or broken hearts did not haunt my halls and dreams, I would give anything to be there. I came into this world full of hope and dreams; of making the world a better place. I can fee...	2	7	37,312
[WP] Being a knight is more than donning a set of chain mail. It is defending your kingdom with your life.	I didn't fully understand what it meant until it didn't matter that it meant anything at all. I remember growing up hearing stories about all the great Knights and their victories over whoever, whenever. They became more than just men to us, outsiders looking in. They showed up on their horses, covered head to toe in m...	2	12	37,313
[WP] Being a knight is more than donning a set of chain mail. It is defending your kingdom with your life.	"You were dreaming weren't you," the voice drew in close to Telefair's ears as he opened his eyes to let the first day's light renew his life. The ache was always there when he awoke. Tired muscles, sore tendons, old bones. The fresh air would do away with them soon enough, but Telefair never forgot. A commissioned...	3	12	37,314
[WP] Being a knight is more than donning a set of chain mail. It is defending your kingdom with your life.	I swore an oath when I was seventeen. I took the words I said to heart and thought of them each time I killed in the name of the King. I was good at it too, I became a Knight of the Court. Nowadays I wear my sword as a uniform, something I care for out of habit rather than necessity. From this position I saw the King...	1	12	37,315
[WP] Being a knight is more than donning a set of chain mail. It is defending your kingdom with your life.	You are not a solider. You are a knight, brave and handsome and honorable. You protect the weak and you seek justice for those who have been wronged. You lead men into battle and save women and children. Being a knight is not about glory. It is not about tasting the sweetest wines or fucking the most beautiful whores. ...	1	12	37,316
Screenplays Galore!!!	Joey, may I call you Joey? I know you said I could, but it's always best to be sure. I don't have a story suggestion at the moment, but I do have a suggestion. It's really more about posting in the subreddit than it is about screenplays, but here we go. *Please remember to properly tag your posts. See the sidebar for...	1	3	37,317
Humans have a predator	It hides in plain sight and is always watching. It eagerly waits for our slightest mistake. That one fatal miscalculation that will inevitably cause us to take that awkward misstep that leads us to our doom. Your mistake was posting without a proper tag. It comes for you tonight.	3	8	37,318
Captain America gets kidnapped by hostile aliens (1956, post WW2) and tortured in order to break the will of humanity, as preparation for an invasion. The unedited video is broadcast back to Earth and we are just now receiving the transmission (2014). Describe the video, and humanity's response.	"Sir, there is something you must see." JARVIS first notified Tony of the video fifteen minutes after it hit the web. Tony was working in one of his labs at Stark Tower, working out the equations that he needed to improve the thrusters on his suit. "What is it, J?" He asked the AI as he spun in his chair. "Don't tel...	2	3	37,319
[IP] Red Balloons	Oh no, It's happening again, that sinking feeling, I thought as my stomach knotted up tightly. I could feel my whole body slowly being pulled down into cold water, but I couldn't move. I opened my eyes and looked out. No, I can't be here again It looked exactly the same as last time and everything was happening in...	3	14	37,320
[IP] Red Balloons	Jack kept his eyes closed. He didn't dare to look, yet he knew the red balloons had surrounded him again. Damn it! Why did they keep coming back to remind him? Jack took a deep breath and tried to concentrate on the water he was standing waist deep in. It numbed his body and that he was grateful for. If only it would n...	2	14	37,321
[WP] Write about a mundane task that shows how far technology has come	[deleted]	6	7	37,322
[WP] Write about a mundane task that shows how far technology has come	Take a cart. Take your family. Brave dangers and starvation, drowning and disease. For far there, weeks away, in the east, there lies a better land. Alternately, take the 7:20 fight. You'll be there in six hours or so.	1	7	37,323
[WP] Write about a mundane task that shows how far technology has come	Black marks on a white surface, organized and ordered, able to take me anywhere. As I reach out, the device fits comfortably in one hand, taking up half the space its bulky predecessor would. My fingers wrap around the vine thin plug. After disconnecting the Kindle from its power source, I settle in to read.	1	7	37,324
[WP] Write about a mundane task that shows how far technology has come	85 presses with 8 fingers, and suddenly, the whole world can hear what I have to say.	1	7	37,325
[WP] Your SO / friend / family member / anyone who matters to you asks "how're you doing?" You decide not to simply answer "fine" this time.	How am I doing? Ok I guess. It gets easier over time, I walk next to you but my dark clouds seem to be invisible despite the shadows they create. This path I walk seems to be laid out for me, the path is garnished with praise and garlands, yet I'm bored of the scenery and my apathy doesn't seem to register with you. Wh...	2	1	37,326
[WP] In a universe where humans have imprinting, your child imprints on someone who's not you or your spouse	What do you mean by imprinting? If you are using the [psychological](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprinting) definition of the word (you have to click on the paychology link because reddits link formatting was not well thought out), then we already do live in a universe where there is imprinting. If you are using an...	1	4	37,327
[WP] A spoiled aristocratic teenager visits the eccentric hermit alchemist for help accomplishing _____________	Hydor Blackfeather, second son to the Regional Baron, walked into the nameless shop with the stride of a man much more accomplished than he. "Give me two love potions." "Of course, Lord." The old man turned to the shelf and began pulling off vials and putting them back. One by one, he pulled and looked at every potion...	10	17	37,328
[WP] A spoiled aristocratic teenager visits the eccentric hermit alchemist for help accomplishing _____________	Cornell Haley stepped out of his father's baby blue Bentley and admired the château before him. The house was brought from France, brick by brick, in 1956, by Cornell's grandfather to Jupiter, Florida. The Haley family came from a long line of money from a French electric company started by Cornell's great-grandfather....	2	17	37,329
[WP] A spoiled aristocratic teenager visits the eccentric hermit alchemist for help accomplishing _____________	"Some poison, please." The old man peeked over his book, worn by hours of page turning and abuse. "Poison?" "Preferably the painful kind," the teenager said, smiling. "Although I'm not too picky. Long as it does the important stuff, it's good." He put down his book and stood up, knees popping from lack of use, or s...	2	17	37,330
[WP] A spoiled aristocratic teenager visits the eccentric hermit alchemist for help accomplishing _____________	"I've already made my position on the matter clear," the Alchemist said, without turning around. The door behind him creaked shut as a hunched figure in a cloak entered the ramshackle cabin. "I respect your highness's authority over the land, but it does not extend to me." "My father thought it better that you say it ...	1	17	37,331
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	[deleted]	1	14	37,332
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	He had woken with a start. "What the-" realizing he wasn't in his usual apartment. He got up to look around, incredulous to what he was seeing. A small room, perfectly white that at first it hurt his eyes. It was hard to tell where the floor ended and the walls began. He also noticed that there were no windows nor a...	8	14	37,333
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	Minutes had melted into hours, hours into days, and days into what felt like years. Lance decided to stand; his bottom had begun to become sore again. Judging from how long it took his rear to become numb from sitting, a few hours had past. Just another drop in the bucket. He sighed and opened his eyes. It was his us...	6	14	37,334
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	There is a little boy in the room with him. A little boy. With him. In a room that has no doors or windows. He thinks for a blind second that they have gotten in. They have gotten in and they will come and they will consume him-- "I'm here for you," the boy says, and the man's worst fears are true, oh god, oh...	3	14	37,335
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	A gasp, and he was awake. His dreams always ended that way. Swirling colors that tasted like fish and sounded like trains, voices that called to him and talked to him without saying anything, and a sudden lurch in his stomach that surprised him back into his white room. Always the white, white room. It was the only pla...	3	14	37,336
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	I sat for an hour just looking... It has no eyes or any clear features for that matter. Just a shape of off white slime and strange gurgles. It acts indefferent to all noises (and my shoe flying at its "head") it seems to be growing brighter and more white. I will update if anything happens.	2	14	37,337
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	He sat for a moment with his eyes closed. He tried to picture what the fantastical world around him would look like. Would it be the world of strange animals like last time? Or perhaps the world where everything was as it was in the waking world, but slightly different. Or perhaps a world composed of all his desires. T...	2	14	37,338
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	Everything was black at first; not like the blackness of turning off the last light before going to bed - not even the blackness of the peculiar sleep-but-not-sleep that you experience after you crawl into bed - no, this was a different blackness entirely. I'd say that you surely know what I'm talking about, but no, I ...	2	14	37,339
[WP] A man sits in a white room with no doors or windows only to find that someone, or something, is in the small area with him.	He sat still waiting, trying to ignore the chameleon stuck to the wall in the room. He re-adjusted himself slightly and the reptile moved similarly. He cursed himself for even looking at it and remained as stationary as possible. Eventually impatience had got the better of him. He stood up and saw the lizard-like c...	1	14	37,340
[WP] Write a summary for a 5-10 minute movie on a budget of $0.00	A man finds and eats garbage while rambling insanely about hot dogs and the government, he cries himself to sleep. Edited and shot with an iphone. (Camera doesnt count right?)	6	7	37,341
[WP] Write a summary for a 5-10 minute movie on a budget of $0.00	A Depressed, Drunk man fighting his inner self and suicidal thoughts trying to walk home from a night of drinking in Brooklyn, NY.	2	7	37,342
[WP] Write a summary for a 5-10 minute movie on a budget of $0.00	A couple realizes their marriage has been a mistake during an intense love making session. Filmed at directors apt, with two willing friends.	3	7	37,343
[WP] Write a summary for a 5-10 minute movie on a budget of $0.00	[deleted]	1	7	37,344
[WP] Write a summary for a 5-10 minute movie on a budget of $0.00	Movie: A young man in his second year of film school posts a writing prompt on the internet to cloudsource an upcoming deadline. He reads this post and turns it into a movie. Movie within movie: a young man in his second year of film school posts a writing prompt on the internet to cloudsource an upcoming deadline. He...	6	7	37,345
[WP] H.P. Lovecraft was a racist bastard who never even tried to understand us.	The... thing, there was no real word for what it was, took a long drag on my last cigarette. "Damn good stuff, this" it said, considering the cigarette with a bulbous black eye, "I'll tell you, you can't find anything to smoke down there." Down there. The ocean floor. Our ocean floor. This thing claimed that w...	2	6	37,346
[WP] Describe Chess Like A Grand War Story.	I'm not good at this but I'm gunna give it a shot, I"m on my phone so pity me for my formatting. King Haerdune looks across the battlefield, seeing his people as nothing but pawns to serve his quest, to destroy 9tskid and his army. Haerdune, makes his first move as he is british and feels himself superior to the ...	1	23	37,347
[WP] Describe Chess Like A Grand War Story.	Move\|White\|Black :--:\|:--:\|:--: 1\|e4\|c6 2\|Nc3\|d5 3\|Nf3\|dxe4 4\|Nxe4\|Nf6 5\|Qe2\|Nd7 6\|Nd6\| END [Paul Keres vs. Edward Arlamowski](http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1072334) The pawn, dressed in simple white robes, walked forward two spaces. It was aware of the dozens of eyes that tracked its movements. Th...	3	23	37,348
[WP] Describe Chess Like A Grand War Story.	They threw us onto the board untrained. We were novices, my seven comrades and I; we weren't even capable of advancing for more than a square or two before we had to rest. But back then, we were young and eager, thinking we looked spiffy in our shiny, round hats, thinking we'd never, ever disappoint our king— oh, f...	2	23	37,349
[WP] Describe Chess Like A Grand War Story.	Following Paul Kere's vs Edward Arlamowski because I really do not have the time to look up my own chess game. Move White Black 1 e4 c6 2 Nc3 d5 3 Nf3 dxe4 4 Nxe4 Nf6 5 Qe2 Nd7 6 Nd6 END Since this was a request for something epic, I got it into my head that he wanted an epic poem for some reason, some...	2	23	37,350
[WP] Describe Chess Like A Grand War Story.	The White King was already dead. The axe would not fall immediately, but the materials were in motion and the trap had been sprung. Those with vision could see the inevitable outcome, but what else was there to do? There could be no surrender, and the enemy was not the sort to accept draws. "I regret involving you in...	1	23	37,351
[WP] Describe Chess Like A Grand War Story.	[deleted]	1	23	37,352
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	I would love to write this, but I fear the only outcome would be Elsa wiping the floor of the others. We're dealing with mostly completely human princesses, a one physical goddess with cryokinetic powers. Frankly, what ever I'd write would be a massacre, a terrible frozen bloody mess. Blood on the ice as it were. I'm a...	12	42	37,353
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	Interesting concept. Have you tried over at /r/whowouldwin ?	1	42	37,354
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	I'm sorry but I don't see how I can do this without star wars.	1	42	37,355
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	So it begins... Or should I say it ends. All but three princes have died in a blood bath. Each one claiming peace, and love while going at another's throat. They knew it would come down to this anyway. Cinderella's glass slippers were her ultimate down fall, for she couldn't even run from Merida and her will to survive...	5	42	37,356
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	[deleted]	1	42	37,357
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	[deleted]	1	42	37,358
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	Despite my pitiful knowledge of Disney Princesses, I'm gonna try this because it's too damn funny to pass up! Bill: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen to this, the 14th Annual Pretty Pretty Princess SMACKDOWN! We pit two of our finest princesses against one another in a very literal ROYAL RUMBLE!! Today we move ...	10	42	37,359
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	Whaaaaaaaaaaat no star wars! I was gonna wright a whole epic battle between the originals and then at the end have Han Solo fly in like in the first star wars film and clear a path for Leia, and then he'd say his line "You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"	2	42	37,360
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	Wiping blood from the blade that had opened the final opponent in the Princess Gladiatorial Games, the victor looked solemnly around the battle field. It had been a difficult melee, with seven other competitors in the finals of the Best Princess Gladiatorial Games, but one that would bring a smile to Mickey's face up h...	2	42	37,361
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	Everyone forgets Princess Atta.	2	42	37,362
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	where is Mulan??? girl beat the whole Hun empire I'm sure she'd give Elsa a run for her money!	1	42	37,363
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	Elsa is the queen! She does not meet the qualifications.	1	42	37,364
[WP] Only one princess can remain, an epic face off of Disney Princess VS Disney Princess	A blood-stained Snow White looked up at last, breathing heavily. She dropped the crimson knife onto the newly-perforated corpse of Cinderella. It was a long trip, but she had made it. Some were easy. Ariel simply had to be dragged onto a beach, then turned on to her back. Others needed more... elaborate preparation...	1	42	37,365
[WP] A young man is born with the ability to wield magic. Due to his rare ability, he must become a wizard in the King's army. He has no problem with serving the King, but he always wanted to be a warrior.	"And what do you think you will be doing with your magic, boy? Entertaining the whores and bastards of the king? No, boy, you will use your magic to help your king win wars. What is a warrior but someone who wins where he is told? Win where you are told to, boy, and you will be a fine warrior."	1	5	37,366
[WP] A young man is born with the ability to wield magic. Due to his rare ability, he must become a wizard in the King's army. He has no problem with serving the King, but he always wanted to be a warrior.	He raised the sword high above his head, ready to strike the final blow upon his enemy. The sword whooshed through the air and connected with a crack. And then another. And another. It sounded almost like a fist on wood... Araz woke suddenly, a gruff voice coming from right outside of his flimsy wooden door. "Araz, S...	1	5	37,367
[WP] A young man is born with the ability to wield magic. Due to his rare ability, he must become a wizard in the King's army. He has no problem with serving the King, but he always wanted to be a warrior.	This summer surface sun is not kind to him. It lulls him to sleep and blinds him with its brightness. For one, he wears a wanderer’s cloak, as good against the heat as it was for a chill; for the other, his hood and goggles must suffice. He much preferred the starlight and cool of his home caverns, but they are lost to...	2	5	37,368
A Trans-Atlantic flight has just appeared on the radar, but Ground Control has just received conformation (visual or otherwise) that it hasn't left England yet.	aww man, I spelled confirmation wrong	2	7	37,369
[WP] A terrorist cell has placed two bombs inside the cities of Chicago and Huston. They tell the US government to pick one city to be saved in 24 hours, or they'll set both bombs off.	"Mr. President. We have received new information from the syndicate" the Aide shouts as he bursts through the door. The President of the United States turns in his deep leather chair to face the gathered staff in the Situation Room. The Aide had never seen him up close, it seems there is no end to what they can do...	49	28	37,370
[WP] A terrorist cell has placed two bombs inside the cities of Chicago and Huston. They tell the US government to pick one city to be saved in 24 hours, or they'll set both bombs off.	"Madame President, they need an answer now!" The President's face was crinkled in concentration. Sweat dotted her brow as she ran her fingers through her shining blond hair. "I need to speak to my adviser!" She said as she leapt up from the table and ran from the situation room. She sprinted through the halls of the ...	7	28	37,371
[WP] A terrorist cell has placed two bombs inside the cities of Chicago and Huston. They tell the US government to pick one city to be saved in 24 hours, or they'll set both bombs off.	President Obama placed the telephone receiver onto its hanger, buried his face in his hands and took a deep breath. "Jesus, Barack. That was fast," said Joe Biden. "It wasn't easy," said Obama. "Easy?! Wha...what the..you didn't even let them finish their sentence," said Biden. "I know," said Obama with a sigh. "Y...	6	28	37,372
[WP] A terrorist cell has placed two bombs inside the cities of Chicago and Huston. They tell the US government to pick one city to be saved in 24 hours, or they'll set both bombs off.	The blaring sounds of the city were far above and beyond the rhythmic ticking inching each city towards an impending annihilation, the likes of which could change the face of modern politics. People looked like ants going about their daily bailiwick, none the wiser that their world was about to be turned upside down. ...	3	28	37,373
[WP] A terrorist cell has placed two bombs inside the cities of Chicago and Huston. They tell the US government to pick one city to be saved in 24 hours, or they'll set both bombs off.	Aid: "Mr. President! Mr. President! Wake up, sir!" Prez: "Wha? What time is it?? Are the democrats on the offensive again with my mistress scandal?" Aid: "Mr. President, there has been an a terrorist threat on the nation. They planted dirty bombs in two American cities. CNN and all the other big networks just broke t...	1	28	37,374
[WP] A terrorist cell has placed two bombs inside the cities of Chicago and Huston. They tell the US government to pick one city to be saved in 24 hours, or they'll set both bombs off.	I mean, couldn't they just choose the city with the smallest population, evacuate it, then choose that one, or would the terrorists set the bombs off if they try to evacuate anyone?	1	28	37,375
A legendary hero arrives at an evil villain's lair with the intent of slaying them, only to discover the said villain isn't what they seem.	Star Wars: Return of the Jedi	3	11	37,376
A legendary hero arrives at an evil villain's lair with the intent of slaying them, only to discover the said villain isn't what they seem.	My fingertips pulse with quick, burning blood. The metal sheets rub together. I cringe, I'm discovered! No crushing mass nor inferno consume me. Deep breaths, slow ones. The stout languid cavern opens to an antechamber fit for a king. Black ground, soft. No stone? Not a good sign. Another step forward and I realize. Th...	3	11	37,377
A legendary hero arrives at an evil villain's lair with the intent of slaying them, only to discover the said villain isn't what they seem.	A black smoke puffed from the mouth of a cave. The opening was wide, a phalanx eight men wide could enter with room on either side, yet it was not so wide as the legends had always told. Ever since Phasis was a boy, he had heard of the Wicked Serpent of the mountains, wide as an Athenian's warship, long as any road, an...	1	11	37,378
A legendary hero arrives at an evil villain's lair with the intent of slaying them, only to discover the said villain isn't what they seem.	It was three years to the day since she had set off on her journey. Her leather was beaten and torn. The shield she carried was splintering and its banded iron was slowly corroding. Her father's spear was as brilliant and wicked as the day she left Westhall. For these years she had chased a rumour. A taboo that played ...	1	11	37,379
[WP] You find yourself 10 years old again with all of the knowledge you have gained since. You plan on using this knowledge to become rich and successful, however, you soon realize that the same thing has happened to everyone else...	[deleted]	0	23	37,380
[WP] You find yourself 10 years old again with all of the knowledge you have gained since. You plan on using this knowledge to become rich and successful, however, you soon realize that the same thing has happened to everyone else...	It seems as though while I was sleeping some Freaky Friday crap happened and I'm again 4'2" and a chunky little girl no one liked. Though I have changed bodies, I have also managed to keep all of my memories and all the times I messed up. I may be able to use this to my advantage, and hope I don't change back any time...	1	23	37,381
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	Another night at home. I sigh as I put down the phone. Thirty minutes or it's free eh? We'll see how well this works. I glance down at my wrist. Hmm...I didn't think it was that close...fourty-seven minutes. All of my friends had found their soul-mates out at the bar, or walking down the street. I was at home, a...	21	19	37,382
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	I am a social animal, through and through. The thrill of the masses congregating around me, yet blissfully ignorant to all the troubles of my life, is a truly golden high. I can reinvent myself seemingly every few hours, when I'm out. To this girl, I'm a doctor, working to cure cancer. To that girl, I'm an artist. A ...	8	19	37,383
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	I had always planned to do something outrageous on the day my watch ticked down to zero. Paris? Too cliche. And anyways I don't speak french. Skydiving? My anxiety got in the way of adventure. A road trip to Seattle? Ugh, what if I get a pulmonary embolism? All my life while I planned, I also worried. Ever sin...	6	19	37,384
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	[deleted]	2	19	37,385
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	"Why, WHY did I choose a damn POCKET WATCH?!" I swear, stomping my foot as I momentarily regress to a four-year-old with a temper tantrum. Nearly everyone else in my class had chosen classy, sleek wristwatches. Those who preferred not to know the exact timing got a lovely clock for their mantle, so that they could know...	8	19	37,386
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	Oh, the joys of the internet. Most people have to wait until their time is up to meet their soulmate, but not me. I found my soulmate online. She only lives like an hour away, too! I had been talking to a girl, Sherry, online for quite some time when I found out that our clocks had the same time on them. We knew ins...	2	19	37,387
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	Any other day, Tom's a fireman. Not today. Company policy. Nobody with less than a day works. It's so they don't find their soulmate when it's too late. So Tom's sitting in an outdoor cafe, counting down the minutes. Watching the people passing by, curiously. He never sees the woman jump. Sarah, you see, Sarah never ...	5	19	37,388
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	[deleted]	1	19	37,389
[WP] Everyone in the world has a clock that counts down to the moment you meet you soulmate. Your clock is on its last hour. What are your feelings? Thoughts? And what happens when you meet him/her.	Grandpa Eli had been widowed for twelve years when Heart, Inc. introduced their Soul Mate watches. I begged and begged him to go camp out in line with me for the watches. Finally, he relented, though he remained skeptical about the watches. “You know, your Grandma Annabelle was my one true soul mate. I can’t imag...	2	19	37,390
[WP] A serial killer makes a video about how/why he/she kills and posts it on the Internet.	(Just writing something real quick while I'm half awake) The camera fuzzes on. On the screen there's a dark haired man, with dark, droopy, brown eyes. He's visibly shaken. He sits in front of the camera for quite a while, his eyes darting around the room. "This....is" He says, before choking up. "This is my confessi...	3	4	37,391
[WP] A serial killer makes a video about how/why he/she kills and posts it on the Internet.	Cue camera rolling, blacked out face with knifes and other sharp objects in the background Uh, so hello..My name isn't important and I'm a serial killer. Don't fret those who live in the Boston area. I'm just cleaning the streets for you. Anyways, I don't feel emotions like you people. Now I'm your standard...	2	4	37,392
[WP] A serial killer makes a video about how/why he/she kills and posts it on the Internet.	(Minifill) "Time's up! And... not enough likes. I'm sorry, Jeremy." "Mmmfmfmmm!" _click BANG_	2	4	37,393
[WP] A man wakes up after death, realizing that his life was nothing more then a virtual reality which temporarily clears your memories beforehand. It is nothing more then a everyday leisure activity done by the people in the future.	Trevor inhaled deeply and stepped in between Serenity and the mugger. He felt Serenity's hand grasp his hip, tugging him backwards. She was screaming, but the adrenaline coursing through his veins had muffled everything. He looked into the barrel of the pistol, and then shifted his gaze up to the mugger. The mugger c...	252	263	37,394
[WP] A man wakes up after death, realizing that his life was nothing more then a virtual reality which temporarily clears your memories beforehand. It is nothing more then a everyday leisure activity done by the people in the future.	50 year-old James Richardson held his daughter's hand and looked into her eyes, but it was hard to see through the tears. "Goodbye, Angela." He managed to say the words as he felt himself losing his grip on the world. Her words were lost to him, only the moving lips fading into nothingness. And then he was alone, surr...	23	263	37,395
[WP] A man wakes up after death, realizing that his life was nothing more then a virtual reality which temporarily clears your memories beforehand. It is nothing more then a everyday leisure activity done by the people in the future.	Claude had awoken again, in a pool of his own sweat. His heartbeat shaking his hands as he struggled to lift his visor. His haunting bright green eyes staring back at him in the reflection. The pod was warm, and smelt of decay and dried bodily fluid. With the visor removed, he yanked out his feeding tube and life suppo...	9	263	37,396
[WP] A man wakes up after death, realizing that his life was nothing more then a virtual reality which temporarily clears your memories beforehand. It is nothing more then a everyday leisure activity done by the people in the future.	“Play” Jon and Sally, hand in hand, looked at the sign above the door. “Sweet, this is the place then” said Jon. “Dave was raving about this place last week.” “He couldn’t stop talking about how awesome this game was.” “I dunno. I was there when they tried to push 3D sound and scent on us at the movies” replied...	8	263	37,397
[WP] A man wakes up after death, realizing that his life was nothing more then a virtual reality which temporarily clears your memories beforehand. It is nothing more then a everyday leisure activity done by the people in the future.	No story, it's just that this made me smile since this is how I have imagined life on many an occasion	2	263	37,398
[WP] A man wakes up after death, realizing that his life was nothing more then a virtual reality which temporarily clears your memories beforehand. It is nothing more then a everyday leisure activity done by the people in the future.	"Jon? Easy does it now. Can you sit up?” Neil sat up in his confused state of mind. Who was this guy talking to him? His voice sounded familiar but he couldn’t pinpoint it. Where was he? Was he just sleeping? What day is it? “We told you it was going to be weird getting up!” the man nervously joked with him. “Co...	2	263	37,399

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