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[WP] A person who can travel between an infinite amount of universes. The possibilities are endless. The only catch is that he doesn't know where he'll end up next. | The red paper lanterns of the harvest festival swung in the wind, making the light dance over the crowd of people in the dark main street of the village. Most were having conversations of various states of intoxication, others dancing while the band played on acoustic instruments, god knows how much we spent on them. T... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 38,200 |
[WP] The year is 2XX5. The Earth has been condemned, no longer fit for human life. The Ecumenical Human Preservation Coalition has mandated that all humans MUST leave Earth. A small society of humans have stayed behind. This is their story. | Time to lie.
Every day our team gets a call at noon. Every day someone different answers. Every day we say the same thing.
"It's not safe yet."
Beck snickered noisily behind me. I silenced him with a look. We can't mess this up now, not after years of putting on this charade. Today, it was my turn to answer the ca... | 6 | 0 | 9 | 38,201 |
[WP] The year is 2XX5. The Earth has been condemned, no longer fit for human life. The Ecumenical Human Preservation Coalition has mandated that all humans MUST leave Earth. A small society of humans have stayed behind. This is their story. | Edit: Formatting
The Asian Confederation, established in 2149, had funded the production of enough space vehicles for the entire human race, or at least what was left of it. After NAFTA's pollution disaster, the War of the Americas, and the Mediterranean Genocide, the human population was estimated to be about 400 mil... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 38,202 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 16 | 38,203 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | "God fucking damn it!, My damn ass finger got cut again!" He said in utter frustration. "I don't fucking understand why I can't cut my fastest!" Gordon Ramsey went close to a mirror and looked at himself. He was John Goodman. | 6 | 0 | 16 | 38,204 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | The food was seared all wrong. He threw it out but this time the pan followed. "Can I still cook...or not?" he thought. The truth was, no, he could not. | 2 | 0 | 16 | 38,205 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | "I guess I will go back to playing footie and spending time with my family. I have worked enough for one lifetime." said Gordon Ramsay as he locked the door to Restaurant Gordon Ramsay.
"Yes, I do think the name was a bit pretentious" he mumbled before driving away. | 3 | 0 | 16 | 38,206 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | "You call that a goddamn egg? I've seen dogs scramble eggs better than you waste of space!"
Ramsay's breath reeked hard of beer and unadulterated fury, especially for this time of day. It was too damn early, and I was too damn tired of his shit. I don't care if the others could hear, I had had enough of this.
"You kn... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 38,207 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | "It's bloody . . . raw?" Ramsay thought, terrified. | 6 | 0 | 16 | 38,208 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 16 | 38,209 |
[WP] Gordon Ramsay suddenly loses the ability to cook | "Has he calmed down yet?"
I opened the door to the kitchen.
"..UCK!" said Gordon from somewher inside. There was a clang, a pause, a splat.
"OH MY FU..." I closed the door.
"I don't think so." My fellow dishwasher Sam shrugged.
"Don't matter if the boss has lost it, dishes gotta be washed" he said, always the p... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 38,210 |
[WP] You are a soldier with a disease that causes OCD and a second personality. The second personality is the exact opposite of you, and is only brought out by an electric shock powerful enough to drive you unconcious. | *No*, he thought to himself, *I promised that was the last time.*
The man looked down at the table which was the only piece of furniture left in the crumbling abandoned shack. There was no food on the table, only a scratched metal fork.
Ever since the war he had been living like this. *Well, almost all the time.* He... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 38,211 |
[WP] A con artist is left on earth during the Rapture, and saves a man, a clear drug addict, from debris. They watch as people succumb to panic and the earth begins to crumble. | The two men sat side by side on the roof of a gas station and watched as the city before them crumbled.
Ben had been hustling a couple of people near this hipster coffee shop when it all went down. One second he's peddling knock off designer labels and making a killing off these people, and the next...well they start... | 10 | 0 | 9 | 38,212 |
[IP] The Prehistoric Pet-Store (x-post from /r/specart) | "Welcome to the Prehistoric Pet Store! How may I help you?"
The young looking woman said this and had a large smile as I walked into the somewhat smelly and noisy building, as tall as a university lecture hall and as long as several football field. It was a huge dream to visit this store, especially since my childhood... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 38,213 |
[IP] The Prehistoric Pet-Store (x-post from /r/specart) | The mighty pterodactyl approaches its prey, the *Whatever pterodactyls eat*. The *Whatever pterodactyls eat* is a timid creature, yet its agility matches this timidity. Its movement across Darwin's field of battle is deft and graceful, but this ability is no match for the pterodactyl's ravenous swoop of justice. The... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 38,214 |
[CW] Tropeday #6: Constants and Variables | Saving this for later.
Shattered World features a broken link, btw, and I'm not sure whether "less than class two" references classes 1&2 or 3 to 5.
I've also got no idea how to use in Spite of a Nail on a fantasy world, but I might need to reread that. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 38,215 |
[CW] Tropeday #6: Constants and Variables | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 38,216 |
[WP] A North Korean child discovers an American spy, the spy has been sent to decide if North Korea should/can be liberated by an invasion force. The child can turn him in or let him go, what does the child do? | The man stands with strength in his bones. When he lifts his arms from his sides to stretch or to shield his eyes from the burning sun, his muscles press against the fabric of his sleeves and his shirt lifts enough to show a flat, healthy belly. Sun-Hi has never seen anybody quite like him before, not in person. His bl... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 38,217 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | Hi.
Hey.
So...what're you up to?
You mean this weekend?
Yeah. This weekend.
Nothing. Just hanging out at home I guess.
Well, do you want to do something? A...movie maybe?
Yeah, I haven't seen that one.
Katie thought it was good.
You've never talked to Katie.
Yeah...well...whatever.
It's okay. What else've yo... | 21 | 0 | 248 | 38,218 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | EDIT at 9:52am Central Time: OP here, currently writing a followup to this prompt response. Will post as a reply and update this edit when finished. Followup will probably be a bit darker in tone.
EDIT #2 at 10:37am Central Time: Followup to this prompt is below as a comment reply to this comment ([or right here](http... | 275 | 0 | 248 | 38,219 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | "Only what they say, not what they think." Rebecca said into the mirror. It was her daily mantra before school. It had been two weeks in her new school in LA and so far things had gone a lot better than they had in Vegas. She had lost twenty pounds and gained a cup size over the last year but none of that really change... | 54 | 0 | 248 | 38,220 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | *With your feet in the air and your head on the ground,*
Maya had intertwined her fingers together and held them in front of her mouth. They were twisted so hard that her knuckles had turned white. Her heart was beating out of control. Irregularly. It was painful. She knew it was anxiety, she had *seen* it from that t... | 35 | 0 | 248 | 38,221 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 248 | 38,222 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 248 | 38,223 |
[WP] a shy, socially awkward teen desperately seeks to hide the fact that she can read people's minds. Unknown to her, the most popular boy in her school has the same ability. | Just saying - how does this work? She'd be able to know he has the same ability because she can read his mind, no? | 2 | 0 | 248 | 38,224 |
[WP] A writer sits each morning staring at his back lawn through his back window searching for inspiration. After two weeks of watching and thinking something off about what he is observing, it finally occurs to him what is wrong. The . . . | Ooooooh I've got one, but I'll have to write it tomorrow. I'm on my phone right now :) | 1 | 0 | 3 | 38,225 |
[WP] A writer sits each morning staring at his back lawn through his back window searching for inspiration. After two weeks of watching and thinking something off about what he is observing, it finally occurs to him what is wrong. The . . . | Two weeks. Fourteen days. Three hundred and thirty six hours. Every single one of them could have been productive. She was sure, in some far-off multiverse, where the stars were Stay-Puft marshmallow and the seas a dubious mint-chocolate flavor, they had been. In that universe, her doppleganger had forged her magnum op... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 38,226 |
[WP] God decides to go roller skating. He chooses to show up at a roller skating rink on Saturday Afternoon as a 12 year old girl. There, working behind the food counter he meets a devout Atheist. The Atheist has a pretty convincing argument as to why God doesn't exist. | New to the Hallmark Channel, the fun tear-jerking Christian movie,
**SoulSkater**
God, voiced by Morgan Freeman, has reincarnated himself as adorable little Neveah Larks, played by Alison Gold, a 12 year old girl who decided to visit the Eden Roller Skating Plaza. While our lord and savior intermingles with his chil... | 5 | 0 | 16 | 38,227 |
[WP] God decides to go roller skating. He chooses to show up at a roller skating rink on Saturday Afternoon as a 12 year old girl. There, working behind the food counter he meets a devout Atheist. The Atheist has a pretty convincing argument as to why God doesn't exist. | "Do you believe in God?" The highpicthed voice seemed to come out of nowhere, but more than the voice- the words caught me off guard... Here on a quiet Saturday afternoon ~I was expecting to be able to sit and read for my shift rather than discuss the existence of God with a little girl.
"Uh- not really." She stared u... | 9 | 0 | 16 | 38,228 |
[WP] The Second World War saw extensive use of dinosaurs on battlefields by both Axis and Allied armies. | Words plus time equal truth. That's what I was taught in school. If someone writes it down, then time passes, whatever was written down actually happened. Simple. Well, that's not how great grandpa liked it. He used to tell me to, "-shut up boy. I was there. You going to believe me or those damn history books? History ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 38,229 |
[WP] The Second World War saw extensive use of dinosaurs on battlefields by both Axis and Allied armies. | Classified: Songbird Harpoon.
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Assets inside Germany indicated that their therapod program was advanced, but the first real evidence of how far they'd gone in the training a... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 38,230 |
[WP] The Second World War saw extensive use of dinosaurs on battlefields by both Axis and Allied armies. | (In the style of an old war-time news bulletin)
AMERICA MARCHES ON.
Here at the ADU; the Army Dinosaur Unit, we can see scientists working around the clock to foster the next generation of soldiers. Here the tyrannosaurus rex and veliociraptors run free on a farm, chosen for their size and strength in a careful breedin... | 6 | 0 | 8 | 38,231 |
[WP] Daughter of a notorious dictator goes on a cruise and meets an undercover agent. They fall in love without knowing each other's identity. | Catherine had never known life outside of her father's compound. She knew her father was a good man, always keeping their country safe from the rebels that tried to tear her family apart, but he was always busy and would never trust her to leave the estate grounds unattended. That was, until she managed to give her min... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 38,232 |
[CW] Choose 30 words. Write a story using only those 30 words. | Tired from the world, he sought refuge. Kept running from the invisible, gaining altitude while climbing a spiral staircase. He knew once up there, everything would be fine. One look at the stars, and he would turn invincible. He paced. Faster and faster. Giving it his all, jumping finally into the opening. Only to fin... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 38,233 |
[CW] Choose 30 words. Write a story using only those 30 words. | I fight for a breath as the crowd roars for blood. My enemy has a smirk; lunges in for the kill. My blade rises but the steel kisses my heart. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 38,234 |
[CW] Choose 30 words. Write a story using only those 30 words. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 38,235 |
[CW] Choose 30 words. Write a story using only those 30 words. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 38,236 |
[WP] Create a story that is comprised solely of famous (or semi-famous) quotations. | I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. (Walt Disney)
Hey! Hey! Put me down! (Mickey Mouse) | 3 | 0 | 5 | 38,237 |
[WP] Create a story that is comprised solely of famous (or semi-famous) quotations. | **You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.**
*We have all the time in the world.*
**Time is what we want most but we use worst.**
*They say time growing old teaches all things.*
**The trick is growing up without growing old.**
*Nobody longs to live more than someone growin... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 38,238 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Part Two: Shoes were too small | 15 | 0 | 33 | 38,239 |
[WP] Your best six word story | As he buried her, he weeped. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,240 |
[WP] Your best six word story | She was beautiful, yet ugly inside. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,241 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I guess that we underestimated them. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,242 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Best friends. Neither left the closet. | 24 | 0 | 33 | 38,243 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Look out for your doppelganger "friend". | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,244 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Can you see them as well? | 7 | 0 | 33 | 38,245 |
[WP] Your best six word story | One last time before the end. | 4 | 0 | 33 | 38,246 |
[WP] Your best six word story | That's when the bomb went off. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,247 |
[WP] Your best six word story | He'd never believed she loved him. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,248 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I'm alive, I'm dead, please reread. | 4 | 0 | 33 | 38,249 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "wrong number" said a familiar voice | 27 | 0 | 33 | 38,250 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "Take dad out of his cage." | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,251 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Once there was an ugly Barnacle... | 6 | 0 | 33 | 38,252 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I promise, you're better without me. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,253 |
[WP] Your best six word story | They called me mad. I listened. | 21 | 0 | 33 | 38,254 |
[WP] Your best six word story | It's okay. They can't hurt you. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,255 |
[WP] Your best six word story | They wouldn't listen. I was right. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,256 |
[WP] Your best six word story | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,257 |
[WP] Your best six word story | They proved God exists. I'm fucked. | 11 | 0 | 33 | 38,258 |
[WP] Your best six word story | He came back. The Book lies. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,259 |
[WP] Your best six word story | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,260 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "I'm not ready"
"None ever are" | 12 | 0 | 33 | 38,261 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I died. So she could love. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,262 |
[WP] Your best six word story | “Male?” “It’s an older driver’s license.” | 19 | 0 | 33 | 38,263 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I lost her without even knowing. | 4 | 0 | 33 | 38,264 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Journalist ignores editors word limit and | 13 | 0 | 33 | 38,265 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "Will I dream?"
"I don't know." | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,266 |
[WP] Your best six word story | My best six word story? Debatable. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,267 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Now I'm trapped here, in dreams. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,268 |
[WP] Your best six word story | His last words. Heard by nobody. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,269 |
[WP] Your best six word story | You said it wouldn't hurt.
Liar. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,270 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "It's not time yet," Death whispered. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,271 |
[WP] Your best six word story | lost dog, please help. no reward | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,272 |
[WP] Your best six word story | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,273 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I now exist in your life. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,274 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Unfortunately, I shot the wrong man. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,275 |
[WP] Your best six word story | REPORT:
Mind scoured.
Kill aborted.
Innocent. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,276 |
[WP] Your best six word story | It was done. And she wept. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,277 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Great news! I am not pregnant!!! | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,278 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Salmonella poisoning isn't all that bad. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,279 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Free bar, all invited, wear black | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,280 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Their first date never really ended. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,281 |
[WP] Your best six word story | For sale. Revolver. Only fired once. | 5 | 0 | 33 | 38,282 |
[WP] Your best six word story | /r/sixwordstories is a thing
And: Everything was great, until she appeared. | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,283 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "Want to be? So be it." | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,284 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I sit defeated, my honour gone. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,285 |
[WP] Your best six word story | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 33 | 38,286 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I am. But is that right? | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,287 |
[WP] Your best six word story | It was human once. Before execution. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,288 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Legends should not be that brief. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,289 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Not a story, but I've always loved this tiny poem I cooked up way back in the day.
*On Grammar*
One sentence
per 1 odd
dot. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,290 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I jumped. My pain was over. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,291 |
[WP] Your best six word story | I thought the door was locked. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,292 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "Where'd you go?"
"I'm here now." | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,293 |
[WP] Your best six word story | They're eternally together, but forever apart. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,294 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Sorry, I clogged up the toilet. | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,295 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "Big Mac, Please"
"This is Wendy's" | 9 | 0 | 33 | 38,296 |
[WP] Your best six word story | Mom! Please knock next time. Awkward. | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,297 |
[WP] Your best six word story | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 33 | 38,298 |
[WP] Your best six word story | "I was just following orders! Please-" | 2 | 0 | 33 | 38,299 |
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