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[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Studied Napoleon, still invaded Russia. | 5 | 0 | 53 | 39,000 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR never shoot Austrian royalty
(assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand) | 3 | 0 | 53 | 39,001 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR: If you find out king's an incest baby, just keep it to yourself. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,002 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR - Natives don't do well with Small Pox | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,003 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | [Dude tries to sail off the edge of the world, finds a whole fucking continent](http://americanvision.org/3040/columbus-and-the-flat-earth-myth/#sthash.r9pBb5Kf.dpbs) | -1 | 0 | 53 | 39,004 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Make cake; get head chopped off.
| 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,005 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Beaners beat baguettes and berets... | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,006 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR: A few old white guys didn't want to pay taxes, so they made a new country. | 3 | 0 | 53 | 39,007 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Fuck your tea. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,008 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | War of 1812
A huge clusterfuck that some bicker on about which side won to this day. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,009 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | French Revolution
TL;DR Needed wheat, disintegrated monarchy | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,010 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR Our God is better than your God.
You just read Exodus. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,011 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR for the Great Depression in the US:
Finance screwed us over, we built the US interstates and electrical infrastructure.
Alternative from my girlfriend:
"No topsoil, no money, new roads" | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,012 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR Balance of power diplomacy was a terrible idea in hindsight. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,013 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,014 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR - Secret alliance crisscross like a spiderweb made of cards an one bullet bring it and the whole world down. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,015 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR: Nothing's unsinkable. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,016 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR 300 were not enough. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,017 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR: Spinal Tap's looking for a new drummer. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 39,018 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR: Turns out your claims of innate racial superiority and honor don't actually stop bombs. (WWII, the Axis side) alternatively TL;DR: Tried to reform agriculture. Didn't go all that well. (the Great Leap Forward and the ensuing famine.) | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,019 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Went to revolution; shit got worse. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,020 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Man climbs down a ladder. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,021 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | Athenians dead: 192. Persians dead: 5000. Spartans: late. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,022 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,023 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | This is sad. Every other prompt that might get you to write 10 or more lines has like 5 comments average and the one prompt that requires but a single line has 90! | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,024 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | TL;DR Teacher goes to court because he teaches evolution. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,025 |
[WP] Write a TL;DR of a well-known historical event. | **tl;dr** : Some people wanted them, and some people wanted them free. Eventually we put the winner on a penny. | 1 | 0 | 53 | 39,026 |
[WP] The cure to cancer is discovered. Write about how it leads to the downfall of society. | The beginning to I am Legend | 23 | 0 | 39 | 39,027 |
[WP] The cure to cancer is discovered. Write about how it leads to the downfall of society. | The cure was to be the greatest miracle man had ever discovered. Little did anyone know that miracle was a curse in disguise.
Chemcure, the distributor of the drug immediately made millions. All of the metropolitan area hospitals immediately started administering the new "God pill". People who had long been sick and ... | 5 | 0 | 39 | 39,028 |
[WP] The cure to cancer is discovered. Write about how it leads to the downfall of society. | On her sixth birthday, they gave her the gift of cancer. Being men and women of excess, the grand cancer total was eight, and surely, they thought, eight would be too much for her small body to bear. They anticipated that the cancerous cells would overtake the healthy ones in no longer than a month, and after they hook... | 16 | 0 | 39 | 39,029 |
[WP] The cure to cancer is discovered. Write about how it leads to the downfall of society. | [I Am Legend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480249/) | 1 | 0 | 39 | 39,030 |
[WP] "I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children." | I hesitated, I know I shouldn't. My mind went through everything again for the millionth time. I saw the light turning yellow, felt my butt pull back into the seat. It turned red and then the world shook with God's wrath. His haste and selfishness let us live through the tbone accident. He was only considering his p... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 39,031 |
[WP] "I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children." | I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children.
“Thank you,” I say to him. He gave me a short, understanding nod. I could feel tears slowly swimming down my cheeks. He took his hand away and walked out of the room.
I needed to pull myself together. I had some time to rest, but I knew what awaited me out... | 2 | 0 | 1 | 39,032 |
[WP] "I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children." | Everyone in town was lined up along the parade route, pushing against each other for a better view of Most Benevolent Supreme Grand Leader's birthday processional. Everyone wore happy smiles on their faces and sang ballads praising the strength, wisdom, and kindness of Most Benevolent Supreme Grand Leader.
I smile... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 39,033 |
[WP] "I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children." | "I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children."
"I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children."
"I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children."
"I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children."
"I put my lips to the hand of the man that killed my children."
... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 39,034 |
[CW] Overabundance of awesome and emotive descriptive words | I nonchalantly noticed the diction within the prompt, and my often dull interest was piqued. I'll begin writing something now, as the music twinkles on familiarly in my ear, filled with joy. Though, without any idea of an actual story to create, I remain confounded, stupefied, and ill-feeling. I'll just write words wit... | 5 | 0 | 7 | 39,035 |
[PI] NSFW. The innocence of war. | What the fucks a doodlebug? | 1 | 0 | 6 | 39,036 |
[PI] NSFW. The innocence of war. | for those of you who don't have RES to see his source, but enjoy paragraphs:
[PI]
NSFW. The following story is a lesson for all of humanity. It is not for children, or the faint of heart. It is meant to disturb you deeply, so, be forewarned.
Our little story starts off with whom we will call Sara and her little dau... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 39,037 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | He'll take us all down. There's nothing else we can do. Our friends across the sea are behind us. The agency's behind us. Even the mob's behind us. They're all telling me that he has to go.
This can't be a hush hush operation. We need to make it big and public. Sometimes the best kept secrets are the ones that eve... | 13 | 0 | 43 | 39,038 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | President Obama opened the compartment in his desk in the Oval Office. Every president who used it had left something inside it at the end of their term: Queen Victoria left a silk handkerchief from when she gave it to Rutherford B. Hayes, FDR kept a pair of reading glasses, JFK left an unused syringe of Addison's Dise... | 18 | 0 | 43 | 39,039 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | "Ready the launch pad" A stern voice announces over the intercom. I turn my attention to my computer, I quickly check over the information that I, and many others, have checked many times. I look up at the larger screen showing a rocket being prepped for launch. The big red letters spell out "C.C.CP" on the side.
"You... | 2 | 0 | 43 | 39,040 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | The dog with the shifty eyes shifted his eyes back and forth. Shiftily.
As the smoke cleared, the president's motorcade slew by. On the grass, the dog with the shifty eyes slobbered, knowing the job was done. The Oswald boy would have a viking funeral, Jack Ruby would be handsomely rewarded and there would be none the... | 2 | 0 | 43 | 39,041 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | I was sworn to secrecy. They said it was for the good of my country, but now that I am dying I decided to write it all down in this email which I will send to every major news outlet when I am finished.
It is both true and false that Oswald acted alone.
Kennedy probably would have died anyway, so I was told, but my s... | 2 | 0 | 43 | 39,042 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | He was able to create what they wanted but not in the manner they would have preferred. They wanted an airborne pathogen but all he could produce was blood. Biological warfare was all the rage with the higher ups. Sure, they could blow up whole cities and leave a host of radiation causing deformities galore with the dr... | 5 | 0 | 43 | 39,043 |
[WP] Pick your favorite conspiracy theory and write about it through the eyes of the person behind the conspiracy. | Hope this thing is running..
I first got approached back in early '77, by my old C.O. That kind of surprised me. I couldn't figure out why they wanted me. He said he was the first person I thought of. Said I didn't look happy. He was right about that. I liked playing, but I.I..didn't like nothin' else. It had gotten t... | 2 | 0 | 43 | 39,044 |
[IP] Imaginary Landscapes | http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/265/c/4/c412ab4a60d0159751940ab675e8bd51-d6nd56d.jpg
The fires raged beneath him as I watched from afar. He muttered and spat, getting angry with his incantations, and I can only watch; my feet and hands were bound.
"I've raised you for this, and you will not fail me, my ... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 39,045 |
[IP] Imaginary Landscapes | http://i.imgur.com/kmGeJrI.jpg
It has taken years for me to get here. My grandmother raised me, from the moment I was born - I went straight from my mother's womb and into my grandmother's arms. My parents fled shortly after, but I was not aware.
I come from a poor village, poor but friendly; my grandmother was a nu... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 39,046 |
[EU] All of the main characters in the GTA games got into a bar fight. Describe what happens. | "What are *you* looking at, pal?" Trevor shouted at Toni who was sitting at a table across the room with Tommy Vercetti. Toni had been startled at the sight of the dirty hick who'd walked into the bar already half drunk.
"You got a problem, friend?" Toni didn't really have the foresight to disregard the grumblings of ... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 39,047 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | Write a story in which *nothing* is what it seems to be as witnessed by a common house cat. Let your imagination be your guide. | 2 | 0 | 18 | 39,048 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | My first one is kind of wacky, so I'll also suggest another one as well.
1. The end of the world is near and its fate hinges on something to do with a cake.
2. Half the human population wakes up with the ability to talk to animals. What happens next? | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,049 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | Write the beginning of the story you've always wanted to write. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,050 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | Re-imagine the last 8 hours of your day in any way you desire, at the end of it you create this thread. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,051 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | Evil henchmen job fair. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,052 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | It oddly specific, but I would really like a creepypasta about the Owlman. Dude's scary man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owlman | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,053 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | You are showing a friend a video you love, half-way through you sense they don't like it and your brain takes you on the emotional roller coaster ride as the video seems to drag on and on. Give it a happy ending. | 4 | 0 | 18 | 39,054 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | Explain the thoughts of an old woman whose husband of sixty years has just died | 2 | 0 | 18 | 39,055 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | A common item in today's world has become a commodity in the distant future, leading to a massive black market presence. Write a story from the perspective of someone involved in the illicit trade of said product. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,056 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | The hero is suddenly cursed by infinite sex appeal, making him or her irresistible to the other sex. One problem; S/He's Homosexual. | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,057 |
[PM] I'm very bored, and depressed. Give me something to do, please. | Humanity had its evolution all wrong. You can use your imagination to fill in the juicy parts, just don't go off the deep end into the utterly ridiculous (keep it to plausible alternatives is what I'm trying to say). | 1 | 0 | 18 | 39,058 |
[WP] Austin Powers is thawed from being cryongenically frozen so that he can stop Osama Bin Laden's plan to 'take over the world' in 2011. | What even... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 39,059 |
[WP] Take an ordinary inconvenience and give it an apocalyptic spin. | *Achoo*
"Boy, this cold hadn't let up at all."
"Bet it's a new strain or something, everyone seems to be getting sick." | 3 | 0 | 8 | 39,060 |
[WP] Take an ordinary inconvenience and give it an apocalyptic spin. | The light bulb goes out.
Humanity's accomplishments with it. Darkness swallows the Earth forever. | 1 | 0 | 8 | 39,061 |
[WP] Take an ordinary inconvenience and give it an apocalyptic spin. |
“Shit,” Birdie hissed, adjusting her head-wrap thingy tighter around her goggles.
Gilbert said it was called a *shemagh*, a weird, guttural collection of syllables that Birdie forgot as often as possible just to piss him off. He'd been-- what? Five, six? Young, anyway-- when the world had changed, and yet he still t... | 5 | 0 | 8 | 39,062 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | Have you honestly read the Book? Oh He gives you free will, but tells you to enjoy none of it. Don't drink, don't touch yourself, don't fuck, don't be gay, don't, don't, don't!
He is the one who is responsible for the disease. He is the one who is responsible for suffering. Why haven't your prayers been answered?... | 18 | 0 | 183 | 39,063 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | The smell of sulfur emanating from his skin made me believe his words, as well as his turning the wine in his glass into water. My gaze was set on him but my mind was racing form the sudden realization of how obvious it was from the beginning. The countless nights of prayers unanswered, the horrible things that would b... | 23 | 0 | 183 | 39,064 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | I noticed him because the bartender kept giving him sideways glances. He sat in the shadows at the very end of the bar, surrounded by a cloud of hazy smoke, the kind that forms when somebody smokes a cigar in a ventilation dead spot, although he didn't actually have a cigar in his mouth. The more I looked at him, the m... | 219 | 1 | 183 | 39,065 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | I met Satan at a quiet bar on the outskirts of Chongqing City in China.
He was fat, obviously he had taken a liking to the local food. He could barley contain the mass under what looked to be an expensive suit, drinking a neat whiskey. His companion, a young local girl, was sitting off to his left applying more makeup... | 7 | 0 | 183 | 39,066 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | I walked into the bar. It’s a Sunday afternoon, so naturally it’s almost empty. There’s one sad man nursing a beer in the corner, and another just like him at the bar. There’s also a third man sitting at the bar. Unlike the others, he’s wearing a black suit with a dark shit underneath. His jet black hair is short and n... | 16 | 0 | 183 | 39,067 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | I mulled *that* one over for a few moments while I took another pull at my scotch. I’d been having a pretty good time listening to the guy gas – he was intelligent and funny, had an outsize personality and had obviously been around the block a few times. Plus, he was kebammered … which in itself is often amusing, assum... | 11 | 0 | 183 | 39,068 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | I read that as "a drunken bear in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan.." | 2 | 0 | 183 | 39,069 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | This prompt really is just the ending to that wonderfully overacted movie, *Devils Advocate*. The devil even makes himself a drink (though he is not drunk). | 2 | 0 | 183 | 39,070 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | Oh, I like this idea. I just wish I had any talent as a writer to try and make a go of it *lol* | 1 | 0 | 183 | 39,071 |
[WP] A drunken stranger in a bar is actually the embodiment of Satan on earth. He tells you that we have it wrong and he is actually a good guy and God is a sociopathic prick, who actually despises humans and the only way we have survived this long is through his (Satan's) actions and safeguarding. | I was staring at the non-cooperating knight of spades when I felt the atmosphere in the bar change, a brief look up and the reason for it was obvious. A visit to a dive bar isn't something you usually dress up for, that's what made her stand out so, the muted light made her dress take on the appearance of heated metal ... | 3 | 0 | 183 | 39,072 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | "It's all right," Bob gasped, clutching his daughter's hand. "I know...the ambulance won't make it in time...but we'll see each other again in Paradise."
And with that, his beleaguered heart finally stopped. The light faded from his eyes. He was dead.
"No! Dad!" The young woman checked his pulse, and found nothing. S... | 23 | 0 | 20 | 39,073 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | Elise wided her eyes. Except, she couldn't actually move them. It was more like just the feeling of widening your eyes, without the movement. She couldn't see anything. She couldn't hear anything. The world had gone blurry and muffled, and then...nothing. Nothing but her heartbeat.
She didn't see *blackness*...she jus... | 9 | 0 | 20 | 39,074 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | The darkness swallows her.
"This is how it should be," she whispers. She was an atheist her whole life. It made sense she'd spend her death here, in darkness.
She hears singing. "What the fuck?"
Like angels. Like the songs that her strict Catholic mother had sang to try and convert her stubborn daughter.
Carrie sh... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 39,075 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | She was swimming in a pool of her own blood but it was okay. The smell of gasoline was thick in the air but it didn't matter. There was no pain. Maybe science was right with the whole numbness thing or maybe Jesus figured he'd help give her the easy way out. *Thanks, Jesus. I knew you were always there for me.*
Whiten... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 39,076 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | After successfully leading an exceptionally droll life, Mort died. Nobody cared much, although a few pretended to. His ex shed a few crocodile tears, his only close acquaintance said a few touching words and Mort was thrown under a good bit of dirt.
Mort was a Christian of a Protestant denomination, and Mort was thoro... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 39,077 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | Hhh , shhh .
Wha , what is this , I see nothing but white .
"Anyone " , nothing but an echo .
I'm dead , and this is it . No God , no party or gates .
Is this hell . I'm going to lose my mind here .
That was the first day , I only sparsely studied Buddhism but I felt this was a idea place for me to meditate . A... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 39,078 |
[WP] Someone who has a very strong idea of what happens in the afterlife gets a big shock after they die. | "As it is on Earth so it is in Heaven."
These were the first words I heard after I died. I was expecting..... well, I'm not exactly sure. Maybe some kind of paradise. Maybe some type of reincarnation. After all, there were so many different faiths, so many belief systems. Surely they couldn't *all* be wrong?
Could Go... | 3 | 0 | 20 | 39,079 |
[CC] Yeah, I'd like some advice. | I feel that all of your stories seem to lack a core. Reading them feels like you've established a story in your head and only written down the key points or ending notes.
For example, the aliens one, it's established these beings once observed humans being prosperous, and then sudden;y they fall into ruin. What cause... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 39,080 |
[CC] Yeah, I'd like some advice. | Take my suggestion on your PM post and we have a deal ;) | 1 | 0 | 6 | 39,081 |
[CC] Yeah, I'd like some advice. | I'll be basing my critique off of your longest piece, [which is this one](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/242erg/pm_im_very_bored_and_depressed_give_me_something/ch30pu4).
On the onset, it might be prudent to take my criticism with a grain of salt. I'm not a fan of your particular language style and vo... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 39,082 |
[WP] Everyone on Earth receives a telepathic message simultaneously that in 30 days everyone will be moved to paradise. | Only my third post on this subreddit, I'm new at this!
Richard finally finished packing his suitcase. He was able to fit his entire 63 years of existence into this hard, cold rectangular box, and it was oddly humbling.
Nobody was sure what to pack or what to expect. Some packed survival gear, others didn't pack anyt... | 8 | 0 | 14 | 39,083 |
[WP] You are a high school student who suffers from APD (antisocial personality disorder), or a lack of emotions. A student approaches you and asks you to help her commit suicide. You oblige, but afterwards, you feel it has affected you. | They say that some people have an experience of a lifetime that changes them forever. When a young man looks out of his window in the morning and sees the same sun rise, in the same directions, for every morning that he lives a normal life, is another morning of normalcy and indifference to the extraordinary, or the fa... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 39,084 |
[CC] My submission to the Chapterfy writing contest | The content and substance was engaging enough that I wanted to keep reading once I made it past a certain point, although the way the story was laid out struck me as halting and hampered by unnecessary details.
"I blinked a few times to re-hydrate my eyes, but everything was still a bit blurry." for example - I would ... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 39,085 |
[CC] My submission to the Chapterfy writing contest | Prose was pretty good. It's not super ground breaking sing-your heart out kind of stuff, but there are no glaring flaws.
As a short-story, I think the story is kind of weak. A narrator being drunk and self-loathing isn't interesting enough on its own, and none of the other things that might make a story (the mystery... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 39,086 |
[PM] My first prompt me post! I'm new to this subreddit- liked you guys- and wanted to try this out. | A caribou goes on the adventure of a lifetime... through NYC. | 4 | 0 | 10 | 39,087 |
[PM] My first prompt me post! I'm new to this subreddit- liked you guys- and wanted to try this out. | A castaway forms a platonic friendship with a mermaid. | 3 | 0 | 10 | 39,088 |
[PM] My first prompt me post! I'm new to this subreddit- liked you guys- and wanted to try this out. | Two boys challenge each other to a grilled cheese eating contest | 2 | 0 | 10 | 39,089 |
[PM] My first prompt me post! I'm new to this subreddit- liked you guys- and wanted to try this out. | Both members of a married couple have the same name(either a unisex name or a same-sex couple). One of them accidentally gets a facebook message intended for the other. | 3 | 0 | 10 | 39,090 |
[PM] My first prompt me post! I'm new to this subreddit- liked you guys- and wanted to try this out. | Tell me a story with a running motif of "adoption" - in which 3 or more people, things, ideas, etc., are adopted. | 3 | 0 | 10 | 39,091 |
The plans of Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold succeeded enormously, and nearly 1000 students, faculty, and first-responders lie dead around Columbine high school. The killers escaped. It has been three hours since the first nailbombs exploded. |
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[WP] The inside thoughts of someone who REALLY hates their new haircut | *I hope this turns out good.*
*Ooh, shit, what happened here? Was the lady blind? What about here? It's* *clearly longer than the other side.*
*Oh my fucking god. She fucked this up soo bad. I'm not coming back.*
*When can I get another haircut?* | 2 | 0 | 11 | 39,093 |
[WP] The inside thoughts of someone who REALLY hates their new haircut | *My god, is that lady looking at me?*
*Mind your own fucking business.*
I instinctively reach up to brush my hair to the side, but my hand is only met with uneven, cropped up mess that is now my hair.
I open the door to the office, and Sherry immediately says hi.
"Oh Don, did you get a haircut? I really like how yo... | 4 | 0 | 11 | 39,094 |
[WP] The inside thoughts of someone who REALLY hates their new haircut | Jim Jimson usually enjoyed riding on the train, but today he did not. It was 40 degrees outside and even hotter in the cabin. The small of his back, his arm-pits, the seat of his crotch--everything was drenched in sweat. He could smell himself. And if he could smell himself, everyone else could smell him too.
*Jim ... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 39,095 |
[WP] The inside thoughts of someone who REALLY hates their new haircut | Oh, I can't believe I feel asleep. Her hands did feel good when she was shampooing my hair though. Boy, am I glad I showed her how to cut my hair.... What in the world is that? I said long layers. This is a bob. This is clearly a bob. What the hell is this thing in the front, I don't remember asking for it. Dear God, h... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 39,096 |
A man gets pulled over while driving, the problem is that he cannot see or hear the cop that pulls him over, but everyone else can. |
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[WP] "I need you to understand something before I kill you." | "I need you to understand something before I kill you."
I look up into the face of my soon-to-be killer, and I see worry. He's worried, he's doubtful, he doesn't want to kill me. Right?
"I don't want to kill you."
Right.
"I have to."
Shit.
"Please understand. They'll kill me if I don't."
Selfish asshole.
"Your... | 16 | 0 | 32 | 39,098 |
[WP] "I need you to understand something before I kill you." | My kind of profession has always had the risk of death by violence. We all know it, understand it and accept it. It's not unusual to hear of three, four deaths a month, and that's on a low month. It's the risk we all take, because, hey, bigger the risk, greater the reward.
So, now, as I lay tied up in a dingy, abando... | 29 | 0 | 32 | 39,099 |
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